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Post by wyattcox on Oct 10, 2012 19:22:34 GMT -5
OOWF Midweek Mayhem (October 17th, 2012)
Live from Gothenburg, Sweden
Tag Team Invitational Quarterfinals
Texpress vs. Dynamite Danny Taylor & The Kai w/Victor Deniro and A'isha
The Darlings vs. LD Williams & Stank
Banned from Everywhere vs. Ghosthead & Chris Evans
Power & Glory vs. Mai Muyo & Kate Bannister
Davin Moreland vs. Comrade Sharkoff
Rabbit Mask vs. DK Murphy
Matt Folz vs. Ricky Soaring Eagle
Card subject to Swedish supermodels distracting everyone
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Post by wyattcox on Oct 11, 2012 8:05:55 GMT -5
**L.D. Williams and Stanley the Duck are seated at a table at Ric's, drinking coffee and sorting through paperwork. Stanley, oddly enough, is wearing spiked shoulder pads. Stank walks in and collects a cup of coffee. He approaches the table, stops and does a double take, and then sits down.**
S: "Why is Stanley dressed like a Road Warrior? - and it had better not involve us and matching ring gear."
LDW: "Tell 'em, Duck!"
Stanley: "Quaaaaaaaaack quack quack quack!"
S: "Cute."
LDW: "Truth is, Stanley's a little concerned about the wolf. He can take the raven, but teeth and forepaws is pushing it."
S: "And the spikes help how?"
LDW" "You try biting them."
S: "Good point."
**Stank picks up one of the stacks of paper.**
S: "Resumes?"
LDW: "Trying to find Stanley an assisstant - he's resourcful, but sometimes there's no substitute for opposable thumbs."
S: "Any prospects?"
LDW: "One - he doesn't have a ton of relevant experience, but he comes highly reccomended, and he's willing to work for peanuts."
**Stank snatches the resume. His eyes widen.**
S: "Oh HELL no! You are NOT hiring Fred the Monkey!"
<fade>
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Post by wyattcox on Oct 11, 2012 8:06:46 GMT -5
*Fade in to Davin, with the plain black OOWF backdrop behind him*
DM: This Wednesday at Midweek Mayhem, LIVE~! from Gothenburg, Sweden *cheap pop from somewhere*; I begin my quest to regain my rightful place in this company. As you're all aware by now, I by-passed any special treatment; and will be starting from the bottom. Curtain-jerking. Why, you might ask? First of all, I'm a new-school wrestler with an old-school mentality. I've always been that way, and I always will be. It's the right and fair thing to do, not only for me, but for everyone else walking to the pay window at the end of the night. Secondly? I will prove to EVERYONE, not least of all myself, that I am what I have always said I am.
DM: The Greatest of All-Time.
DM: Now, to my opponent this week...*clears throat*...Comrade Sharkoff...there is no place for Communist Dogs to lie with those who stand for freedom. It is my job to break you. And I will. USA #1...USSR HOCK PTOOIE! *spits*
*The Iron Sheik walks in*
TIS: Hey, Davin Moreland Asshole. Why you steal my bit?
DM: I didn't steal your bit. I reversed your bit and made it about 1000% better.
TIS: NO! STOP COPIES ME!
DM: No! YOU stop copies ME!
TIS: STOP COPIES ME!
DM: STOP COPIES ME!
DM&TIS: STOP COPIES ME! STOP COPIES ME! STOP COPIES ME! STOP COPIES ME! STOP COPIES ME! STOP COPIES ME! STOP COPIES ME! STOP COPIES ME! STOP COPIES ME! STOP COPIES ME! STOP COPIES ME! STOP COPIES ME! STOP COPIES ME! STOP COPIES ME! STOP COPIES ME! STOP COPIES ME! STOP COPIES ME! STOP COPIES ME! STOP COPIES ME! STOP COPIES ME!
*fade...but first, a message from our sponsor, Duncan Hills Coffee...*
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Post by wyattcox on Oct 11, 2012 9:07:43 GMT -5
(The family is on the OOWF flight to Gothenberg, Sweden. The twins are napping while Wyatt is talking with Kate.)
Wyatt: [/i] She's really that good?
Kate: [/i] It's like you said, when she stays focused, she's killer.
Wyatt: [/i] Well, she's got a few years on the twins in the ring, but in the final analysis the twins are better.
Kate: [/i] Will be. Not yet. But they've got their Uncle Ned and Aunt Nancy in them. And you. That's a dangerous combination.
Wyatt: [/i] Isn't it, though? How was it being in a big show again?
Kate: [/i] Scary as hell. In there with four of the biggest names in the business? I was just glad to stay out of the way.
Wyatt: [/i] The Dragons are good but still rusty as hell. Guess I was wrong about those house shows. Glad you did them now.
Kate: [/i] Yeah, it was kinda weird, though, being in the ring without Beth and Marty around.
Wyatt: [/i] And Ted?
Kate: [/i] No, that ship has sailed. I'm over what he did. Up and leaving like that.
Wyatt: [/i] But the kids...
Kate: [/i] ...saw it coming long before I did. Tammy called after the match. She thought it was, what did she say, totally freaky to see her mom on TV wrestling. Her boyfriend about had a coronary from what she said.
Wyatt: [/i] So...this week, we good with this?
Kate: [/i] You know it. I always wondered what it'd be like to get you in the ring.
Wyatt: [/i] In your dreams. The Girls aren't there yet.
Kate: [/i] They're better than anyone gives them credit for.
Wyatt: [/i] Yeah, well, we'll see. Right now I've gotta talk to a man about a horse.
Kate: [/i] Nothing changes.
(Wyatt heads back to the restroom, and as he enters Clio slides into the seat next to Kate.)
Clio: [/i] We good with this?
Kate: [/i] You know it. Let's rock it, sister.
Clio: [/i] Totally cool.
(Clio hugs Kate and gives her a kiss before heading back to her seat as we...)
FADE
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Post by wyattcox on Oct 11, 2012 21:31:39 GMT -5
*DK Murphy is sitting on the OOWF flight when a randomly numbered SFJ sits next to him*
RNSFJ: Dominic Murphy, you had a tough time at Mayhem. What went wrong?
DKM: I made a stupid rookie mistake. To be honest, I don't have as much experience with tag team wrestling as with individual matches, and I'd never been a match with 3 tag teams before. Still, I should have been smarter. I let my emotions get the best of me. I regret letting Davin down, especially after he helped me prepare. Hopefully it will be a learning experience for me.
SFJ: You got hit pretty hard out there. Are you going to be ready to get back in the ring next week?
DKM: Nothing to worry about there. I may be a rookie at this level of wrestling, but I've been pretty intense about working out and nutrition since I was in high school, and I have a pretty high tolerance for pain. I was in some pretty tough matches in Japan this summer before I joined the OOWF, and I was always able to get up and wrestle the next match.
RNSFJ: You were wrestling in Japan this summer?
DKM: Yes.
RNSFJ: I follow Japanese wrestling closely, and I never saw any of your matches on the Internet.
DKM: Well, my hair was dyed a different color, my face was painted, and my tattoos were covered, and I wasn't using my real name, so no surprise there.But I did get some experience with wrestlers using mist, so that should help me some this week.
RNSFJ: So you're feeling confident about facing Rabbit Mask?
DKM: I didn't say that. He's done a lot in this company and I have not. The one thing I have going for me is that I've been hit with mist before, and I've dodged it before. Will that make a difference? I guess we'll see this week.
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Post by wyattcox on Oct 11, 2012 21:34:21 GMT -5
Stanley - QUACK!
*The next applicant waddles in.*
Stank - Is this really happening?
LDW - For the 48th time today, yes.
Stank - How the Hell did Opus find his way over here, anyway?
*Opus the penguin waddles his way over to Stanley the duck for his interview.*
Stank - How did it even hear about this job?
LDW - He.
Stank - Huh?
LDW - Opus is a he. You can tell by his pelt.
Stank - Thank you. I wouldn't want to offend.
LDW - Glad I could enlighten you.
Stank - THIS IS STUPID!
LDW - For the 112th time today...
Stank - Ahhh shut up.
*Opus begins to tap dance which seems to really impress Stanley as he watches intently. The duck is not the only one impressed.*
LDW - Firewoman really has that bird trained.
Stank - Is this really happening?
Stanley - Quack, quack, quackquackquack... quack, quack.
Opus - *waddle**waddle**waddle*
*Opus exits the room.*
Stanley - QUACK!
*Justin Sane walks in followed closely by Awesome Bill.*
JS - Hey boss!
Stank - Why am I not surprised?
LDW - I don't have five dollars.
JS - That's okay. I'm just here to let Stanley know that Drunkette couldn't make it for the interview.
ABFD - She got the runs sum'in fierce.
Stank - Christ.
LDW - What about Drunkey?
ABFD - Don't ask... jackass think he a mustang.
Stank - Meaning what?
ABFD - Poker too long for his sensesitude.
Stank - ?
LDW - ?
Stank - Meaning what?
ABFD - Too much Crisco in his biscuits.
Stank - Huh?
ABFD - Hell son, am I speakifying English properly?
Stank - Not even a little bit.
ABFD - I kaint make it any plainer. What does you thinks I mean?
Stank - I'm not sure I want to know anymore.
JS - Anyway... I'll take the job if Stanley thinks I'm eligible.
Stank - Whoa wait a minute. You work for me.
JS - Been thinking about that boss. Since I'm back on the main roster, it's probably a conflict of interest for me to continue working for you.
Stank - ... but not the duck.
JS - No. Stanley doesn't wrestle does he?
Stanley - QUACK! Quack, quack, quack, quack.
JS - Oh... I didn't realize you were the Limerick Lake Heavyweight Champion three years running.
LDW - I didn't even know that.
Stank - Is this really happening?
Stanley - Quack, quack!
JS - Oh you're not hiring humans. I understand. I guess I'm still yours boss.
Stank - Great. Here's five bucks.
JS - THANKS!
Stanley - quackquackquackquackquack.
JS - Yeah I can't go work for Selena. Chuckles wouldn't appreciate it. Besides we can't go to her office anymore.
ABFD - We can’t go to Miss Selena's office?
JS - Nope.
ABFD - Why not?
JS - Don't you remember you spilled PCPL on Chuckles and accidentally lit him on fire... which caused Selena to laugh so hard she almost choked on a pretzel... then you tried the Heimlich maneuver on her... then Poe walked in... and he thought you were... you know?
ABFD - Oh... yeah... so we’s banned from there?
Stank - Here it comes.
JS - We are BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE!
ABFD - OUTSTANDENER than HELL, Justin!
*BFE exit the room.*
LDW - I love those guys.
Stanley - QUACK!
*Fred the Monkey enters the room.*
Stank - I SAID NO!
*Fred the Monkey exits the room.*
Stanley - Quack?
Stank - At some point Billy Dee, don't you think we should discuss the Darling twins?
*Humphries the seal wallows in.*
Hts - Arf, arf, arf!
Stank - Oh for fuck's sake.
LDW - Stanley will see you now.
*Humphries hops over to Stanley where the two begin to engage in an animated Q&A session.*
Stank - ...
LDW - ..
Stank - Is this really happening?
Fade
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Post by wyattcox on Oct 12, 2012 18:59:37 GMT -5
~~~ Texpress in front of the OOWF Interview Banner. ~~~
Chad: Round two of the Invitational. We face our friend Danny and his new ally Kai.
Zane: Normally, we would be here extolling their virtues, talking about the rebirth of Drink & Destroy and telling you about the great wrestling you're about to see.
Chad: Not this week. No Bring your hammers, No "May the best team win"
Zane: We are focused on winning this tournament. So whether we tear the house down or brawl around the arena...
Chad: We are serious about winning. And nothing is changing that.
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Post by wyattcox on Oct 12, 2012 19:00:31 GMT -5
<with the interview process over, Stank and LD Williams are walking down the hall>
LDW: there were several viable candidates there. Stanley has a lot of deciding to do
Sta: The Duck. The Duck has a lot of deciding to do.
LDW: Well, he IS making the hire
Sta: I seriously hate this place sometimes. You know, we ARE facing the Darlings, maybe we should talk about them
LDW: What's to talk about? Alex wants to cement his legacy by goading me into a fight, blaming me for what Moose did. Which, is so stupid I am not even going to dignify it. Moose does what Moose does. If it is my fault at all, it is just as much his for pushing Moose so far. So, whatever.
Sta: fuck him. That weaselly little shit. NO ONE is making a name for themselves at my expense, that shit ain't happening.
LD: I heard what Nash said during the Hell on Earth commentary
Sta: Nash says a lot of things
LD: But you believe what he said
Sta: I know this.......we are two of the best the OOWF has ever seen. I give you all the credit in the world, you were getting much deserved title shots. Meanwhile, I am running around playing slapdick with Ricky Soaring Eagle and Comrade Sharkoff. I am not going to start throwing around the whole respect thing, but I know I have EARNED better than that. This tournament, I am damn sure going to prove it.......WE are going to prove it. You want to be the top dogs in this company? You have to beat us. That goes from new guys like DK Murphy all the way to the top, The Darlings, Davin, I don't give a fuck.
LDW: Good. I like that attitude.
<they turn the corner and see Bill and Justin walking down the hall with.........the tin man?>
Sta: What the.......
JS: Ok, see you put the stuff here in his head, like this........then you turn the dial on his chest <the tin man makes some noise> and the nectar comes out here
<Bill fills his mason jar and tastes it, swishes it around a bit, gargles it, then swallows>
ABFD: slight high notes of brake fluid..........a whisper of all purpose cleanin fluid........just a hint of paint thinner.......and the subtle high notes of pine cones.........aaaaaaaaaaaannnnd the alcohol blindness
<Bill shakes his head getting his vision back>
ABFD: WELL HOT DAMN SON! YOU DONE MASTERFIED THE ART OF PINE CONE PARTY LIKKER!
Sta: I gotta ask........what, and why?
JS: Hey boss, can I.......
<Stank hands him five dollars>
JS: This is Peacepel. See, GM Selena is on the lookout for our stills, and then she has Chuckles destroy them. Well......there's nothing in the OOWF rules about having our own robot!
LDW: That just happens to produce PCPL
JS: Exactly!
Sta: And where exactly did you get this?
ABFD: Ol Justin made it! That ol boy is smart as hell! Say.......Stankin Mann and Eldiewill From Cambridgeville........you boys wanna ride this chere rocket?
<Bill holds up several mason jars of PCPL>
LD: Hell son, does Dale Junior shave his mustache in the dark, neath baccer leaves?
ABFD: HELL YEAH! OUTDAMNSTANDENER THAN HELL!
Sta: What did you just get us into?
LDW: Hope you don't need a fully functioning liver for a bit
Sta: And since when do you speak redneck?
LDW: There's a lot you don't know about me
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Post by wyattcox on Oct 12, 2012 19:04:44 GMT -5
As Stank, LD, Justin and Awesome Bill continue down the hallway Matt Folz approaches them.
ABFD: Manifold, how the hell you doin son? That was an outdamnstander than hell match we had last We......
Bill dosen't get to finish whatever the hell he was trying to say, as Folz quickly takes him and Justin out with a hidden pair of brass knuckles.
MF: Jesus Christ, do you ever fucking shut up? Seriously. And who the hell taught you to speak English? Do they not have schools where you come from?
Folz sees LD and Stank glaring, preparing for a fight.
MF: Calm down, they'll be fine. I just wanted to talk to you without this illiterate redneck asshole giving me a headache.
S: Let me guess. Based on every other promo about us you've cut in 3 years: You respect us, we're some of the best wrestlers you've ever seen, our matches are works of art but you're better so you want to challenge us and prove it. That about sum it up Matty?
MF: Actually, Lucas, that wasn't it at all. Don't get me wrong, you two are definetely unanimous first ballot Hall of Famers. But your time has passed. See this is MY year, I'm going to be the next OOWF Champion, and if I have to go through both of you to get to the top then so be it. But I don't respect you, and (Staring right at LD), I sure as fuck don't Fear either of you. This is my time, and you can either accept it or get seriously hurt trying to prove me wrong. Good day gentlemen
Folz storms off as LD and Stank glare daggers through him as we....... FADE
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Post by wyattcox on Oct 12, 2012 19:05:42 GMT -5
(Fade back a few hours to early Friday morning as a familiar voice is heard on the radio from the mountain in Ely)
Mary Lou: [/i] Good Morning, fifteen minutes past the hour, I'm Mary Lou Merry with American Sunrise and I'm joined via Skype from Gothenburg Sweden by the regular host of this program, Wyatt Cox, good morning!
Wyatt: [/i] Good morning, Mary Lou, how're things on the mountain this morning?
Mary Lou: [/i] Rainy, cold, and missing someone.
Wyatt: [/i] I understand, me too.
Mary Lou: [/i] Let's talk about Wednesday's Midweek Mayhem. The first round of the Tag Team Invitational saw some weird winners and losers.
Wyatt: [/i] Yeah, in what one has to consider an upset, the veterans Blackdragon and Souldragon lost to Stank and LD Williams which means they advanced along with Kate Bannister and Mai Muyo.
Mary Lou: [/i] The ladies looked really good.
Wyatt: [/i] I've always said that if Mai could overcome her focus problems that she was championship material, She proved that Wednesday night. As for Kate, well, I told you I trained winners.
Mary Lou: [/i] Amazing. Comrade Sharkoff and Ricky Soaring Eagle eliminated by your friends The Darlings and Danny Taylor and the Kai
Wyatt: [/i] Don't get me hurt! (Mary Lou chuckles) No, seriously, that team was due for an implosion from the word go. Neither one can get along with anyone, and against two good teams, they were done before it started.
Mary Lou: [/i] You realize you just complimented the Darlings?
Wyatt: [/i] A moment of weakness, it'll pass.
Mary Lou: [/i] Texpress and Chris Evans and Ghosthead advance, eliminating DK Murphy and Davin Moreland.
Wyatt: [/i] Over-enthusiasm cost the OOWF rookie his first big win. Had the match gone much longer, surely Chris Evans and Ghosthead would have exploded. Particularly since Ghosthead holds the IO Championship Prize that he can cash in for a title shot at any time. You know that's gotta be in the back of Cubby McTootsalot's pea brain.
Mary Lou: [/i] Trying to commit suicide now?
Wyatt: [/i] He's got a lot bigger fish to fry.
Mary Lou: [/i] Finally Power and Glory and Banned from Everywhere eliminating Matt Folz and Rabbit Mask.
Wyatt: [/i] One of my proudest moments. Now granted neither Folz or Rabbit Mask really wanted to be in the tournament, but to be ousted the way they were in the first round has to be devastating to them.
Mary Lou: [/i] Power and Glory are up against Kate Bannister and Mai Muyo in the second round, your thoughts.
Wyatt: [/i] A dream match to me, all four of these women are solid and capable. If they both turn it up like I know they can, this could be the match of the night.
Mary Lou: [/i] Proud father Wyatt Cox. We'll talk about last night's Joe Biden interrupt-fest after his break as American Sunrise continues on your favorite station.
(Wyatt and Mary Lou carry on an intimate off-air conversation as we....)
FADE
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Post by wyattcox on Oct 14, 2012 19:31:12 GMT -5
*fade-in to Chris Evans*
Evans: Am I worried about Ghosthead and the fact that at any moment that he could cash in that Imperial Onslaught briefcase and take away my World Title? Yeah, what the hell do you think? Of course I have that on my mind. And quite frankly, I really like that about the guy. Yeah, I know, strange right? That I like a guy that would screw me over like that for his own self-gratification.
Its easy, really. Its that kind of mindset that got me where I'm at today. I see a lot of myself in Ghosthead. And as for that creepy priest guy that told me that Ghosthead would be the end of me? Do you have any idea how many times I've been told that hanging around certain people would be the end of me? Moose, Fire, Eco, Eric, Davin, Mai. And, wow, what do you know? I'm still here, and I'm the top wrestler in this business.
We're gonna beat down Banned from Everywhere more brutally than Bill does to the English language every time he opens that hillbilly mouth of his. We're gonna take down anyone who tries to take us down. With Ghosthead at my side, we'll take the Tag Titles, I'll get the Grand Slam, and show everyone why I am the best.
*fade to black*
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Post by wyattcox on Oct 14, 2012 19:32:22 GMT -5
~~~ Matt Folz walks down The Hallway having just been a smart ass to someone (it doesn't really matter who) He turns the corner and gets BLASTED in the face with a tire iron. His head smacks the concrete floor as he falls. Ricky Soaring Eagle crouches beside him as he writhes around. ~~~
RSE: Little Matty Folz, thinks he can go from being an afterthought to a contender. Fuck that. I don't give two shits about your little contract declaration. I don't care about Ghosthead's IO contract.
I warned Evans a month ago not to screw with me. And he did. I vowed to pry that belt from his cold, dead hands. And I intend to.
I've warned everyone. The Year of the Eagle is coming. And no one, especially not you, will be able to stop destiny.
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Post by wyattcox on Oct 15, 2012 7:59:36 GMT -5
(Wyatt is running through a training session with Power and Glory when Mai Muyo comes running into the training area)
Mai: [/i] Wyatt, girls, it's Kate, she's hurt.
(The family follows Mai to an adjacent training area where Kate is on the mat holding her leg. Wyatt and Mai are there like a shot.)
Wyatt: [/i] What happened?
Mai: [/i] She jumped off the second rope and folded.
Kate: [/i] It twisted. I don't think it's hurt bad.
(Wyatt puts his hands on the knee and feels.)
Wyatt: [/i] No swelling yet. Edra, go get a leg brace and kneepad. Clio, get an icepak.
Edra: [/i] Yes, Dad
Clio: [/i] On it, dad.
(The twins leave)
Wyatt: [/i] I don't think anything's broken, but we'll get you to medical just in case.
Kate: [/i] It'll be OK.
Wyatt: [/i] This isn't the old days. Here you get looked at and treated.
(Wyatt carefully moves the leg and Kate winces at one point.)
Wyatt: [/i] I think you just tweaked it, but I'll have them look at it first. Mai, get a wheelchair.
Mai: [/i] I'm sorry Kate.
Kate: [/i] Don't be. I'll be ready by Wednesday for sure. Can't let Stan down now, can we?
Mai: [/i] Of course not. You're the best.
(Mai heads to medical to grab a wheelchair)
Kate: [/i] I'm sorry, This.....
Wyatt: [/i] I know you well enough. This won't stop you.
Kate: [/i] I just don't want to let you down.
Wyatt: [/i] Don't worry, it's going to be OK.
(The Twins show up with the brace and icepack, and Mai has the wheelchair. Kate hobbles in.)
Kate: [/i] I'm sorry, Mai, I don't want to let you down.
Mai: [/i] It's OK. We'll get it done.
(The family takes off for medical with concerned looks on their faces...except for Clio, who smiles at Kate and she smiles back as we...)
FADE
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Post by wyattcox on Oct 15, 2012 16:57:52 GMT -5
*Davin wanders into the locker room. DK Murphy is there working out. He's carrying a bottle of Aquafina (residual check to Texpress, you're welcome) and a binder. He interrupts*
DM: Hey kid.
DKM: *is caught off-guard, and appears to be expecting a beatdown* Oh, hi Davin.
DM: Listen, don't worry about Wednesday, alright? Ask around, I'm a shitty tag partner anyway. So, I brought you this...binder on Rabbit Mask. You might think he's just some flippy schmo, but I've worked with this dude plenty. He's got talent to spare, and a nasty attitude.
DKM: Oh, uh...thanks.
DM: *gets up to leave, leaves the water behind* Whatever you do, watch your head. He gets off on dropping people on their heads. Anyway, I'm late for a tea party. Later.
*He leaves*
DKM: Um...bye?
*fade*
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Post by wyattcox on Oct 15, 2012 20:55:19 GMT -5
<we cut to GM Selena’s office> GMS: You cannot be serious ABFD: Yes Ma’am. I was done hurtified on the job, so I want to get some of that chere workers condemnation GMS: <holding her head in her hands> what makes you think you deserve workers comdemn…….compensation ABFD: Well…….ol Manifold done hitified me upside the head with them thar metal knuckles, and I can’t remberfy anything since then. GMS: Uh huh. And how many bottles of that brain rotting PCPL have you had since then? ABFD: Uhhh JS: <wearing a fancy suit> My client doesn’t feel as though that is german to the situation GMS: <staring at Justin> Let me guess, you are legal counsel for Bill JS: Well, no. Drunkette is, she watched Erin Brokovich last week, I think she has this law thing down pretty well GMS: You are represented by a jackass ABFD: Yes ma’am GMS: Not even a little surprised. Look, stuff like that happens all the time. Matt Folz attacked you, I can’t give you workers compensation for that, if I did, everyone on the roster would want it JS: Well…….what about a match against him? GMS: You are facing Ghosthead and Chris Evans this week JS: Well we refuse to not face him this week GMS: I can give you a match sometime in the future, but it can’t happen this week JS: DEAL! GMS: <staring> Get out ABFD: <as they are leaving the office> Son you is a slick negotiator! You was all YOU CAN’T HANDLIFY THE TRUTH on General Motors! JS: That was all Drunkette’s idea ABFD: Outdamnstandener than hell! Hey, wherefore we at here? JS: Sweden ABFD: Where the meatballs come from? JS: They do? ABFD: They do? Drunkey: EEEEE-YA! ABFD: Well hell son! Let’s go get some a them meatballs! I got me a recipe Swedish PCPL Balls…….oh……wait…….is we banned in Sweden? JS: we are <crowd from somewhere sings along> BANNED FROM EVERYWHEREABFD: Outdamnstandener than hell |
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Post by wyattcox on Oct 15, 2012 20:56:29 GMT -5
Cut to Matt Folz sitting by himself, laughing.
MF: Ricky, you're not the brightest bulb in the bunch, are you? See, you just made the biggest mistake of your career: You got my full, undivided attention. Now it's been a while since I've upgraded my bio, so let me remind you who you're fucking with. I'm a 4 time NCAA champion who was then trained by Taz and Kurt Angle. What does this mean? It means I can outwrestle you blindfolded with both hands tied behind my back. You don't want to wrestle, you want to brawl? Fine. I'm 6'5, 225 pounds of pure muscle and for the first time in 3 years I'm fully motivated. I'm faster than you, stronger than you and by far a better wrestler. This is my time, I'm the one who's going to end Chris's title reign, and neither you or anyone else is going to mess with that. Wednesday night, I'm going to make an example out of you. Beat me if you can, survive if I let you.
Fade
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Post by wyattcox on Oct 15, 2012 20:57:28 GMT -5
*OOWF Interview Area*
Alexander & Alexis Darling are standing by with Quorra...
Quorra: The second round of the OOWF Tag Team Invitational is this week and the two of you face the duo of LD Williams & Stank...not much to ask here, so what do you have to say.
Alexander: It begins.
Alexis: My brother who is known for speaking his mind has kept it short. I will try and do the same. I've been in and out of action for years now. I come back, I compete and then I step back or I get hurt. But the one thing that I never did in those years of off-and-on competing was wrestle full time with my brother. He talks about cementing his legacy. Proving once and for all that he's the best damn wrestler in this company and in the world...I've never doubted that from him. Biased or not, I know Alexander Darling is the best. Period. Bottom Line. But Alexis Darling, she's never been spoken of as one of the greats. Firewoman, Melissa Anderson, MsChif, Manami Toyota, and Sara Del Rey...those are my contemporaries and they've made their names. I haven't. I've been Alexander Darling's sister and Davin Moreland's partner and the manipulative bitch behind Run DEA, but what I've never been is Alexis Darling -great wrestler. It's time for that to change.
Quorra: How?
Alexis: It's very simple Q. LD Williams and Stank are legends and like my brother said, this is just the beginning. Once I prove I can stand next to one of the best and compete against two of the very best people will have to say that I belong. That Alexis Darling's can be talked about in the same conversation with the very best in wrestling. And the tag team invitational is one step on that road. The tag team titles are another step. And then, when the time is right...an individual title is on the journey.
Quorra: Good luck on that journey Alexis...before we go, anything else to say Alex to your opponents this week or anyone else?
Alexander: *smirking*Stank, LD...mock, belittle, joke...I don't care. We all know the truth of your crimes and I am more than happy to be your judge, jury, and executioner. To everyone who claims they'll be the ones to be the next OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, keep reaching for the stars, but you'll all fail because there can be only one. Evans, tick tock.
*Fade*
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Post by wyattcox on Oct 16, 2012 18:55:18 GMT -5
Ghost - There has been a lot talk surrounding the demise of the OOWF World Champion's reign, a lot of talk by seemingly determined individuals. But for all their talk there is only ONE man who is in any position to actually DO anything more than issue empty threats... and you're looking at him. These are not the cold pale eyes of Matt Folz, Ricky Soaring Eagle, or Alexander Darling you're looking into... no... these are the eyes of the ONE man who holds the World Champion's fate in his hands.
In Mexico he is known as DeathHead, The Nightmare Prince. In Japan he is known as Ghosthead, The Killer . Here in the OOWF you know him as the Ghosthead Killer, The Death Knell.
I am he.
So to those who wish to talk about what they want to do let me tell you all what I WILL do. I will fight WITH the OOWF World Champion, BY his SIDE, and we WILL stand VICTORIOUS at the end of the Tag Team Invitational. Everything else by anyone else regarding Chris Evans is just... talk.
The Blood Moon Rises.
Thirteen Days.
Then you too will know... just like everyone else... Wrath... Fury... Ruin.
FADE
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Post by wyattcox on Oct 16, 2012 18:58:17 GMT -5
VOG: There is...a house...in New Orleans........*ahem* Okay....we fade in to....well, it IS a house in New Orleans. Inside Lucky is answering a laptop computer Skype call.
L: Hey, Alex.
AD: Why are you answering Fire's Skype account?
L: Nice to see you too.
AD: Where is she?
L: Kind of sleeping.
AD: Kind of?
L: well...she's been just kinda moping around, but then...I dunno she kinda hit a low and then bounced back up. A lot.
AD: Ah....
L: Yeah, well, so she decided to double up on her physical therapy under the shaky theory that it would make her get better faster, so she could get back to work. She's really bored.
AD: I know. Why didn't you tell her to slow down?
L: ....
AD: Right.
L: And, you should probably know, I'm the only support staff here.
AD: What happened to Davin's Mom and...the other one?
L: She asked them to leave. Almost nicely.
AD: Security is still there though right?
L: No...she fired them all. LD's Momma left, too. Not because Fire would DARE threaten her. Some sort of weird respect vibe they have going on.
AD: I see you're still there.
L: Yeah. I am fired too, but I'm the only one who knows where the pain meds are. And I reminded her I didn't work for her anymore so she couldn't fire me.
AD: Okay, wonderful. How does all that translate to "kind of sleeping?"
L: Oh, right. Anyway, she totally overdid her PT, so she's in intense pain, but IS finally agreeing to taking the pain medication. So no pain right now, but loopy as hell.
AD: *chuckles* Can't pass that up. Put her on.
Lucky carries the laptop to the living room where Fire is laying on the couch, eyes closed. Lucky puts it on the coffee table, aiming the camera so Alex can see her, and positioning it so Fire doesn't really have to move to see the screen. He taps her gently on the shoulder, and gets out of the way. She doesn't swing like she usually does though. Ah, drugs...
L: Alex wants to say hi.
FW: Huh? *eyes focusing on the laptop screen*. Oh, hey there....why are you here?
AD: I'm not here...there...
FW: Oh maaaaaaaaan, I hate hallucinations.....
AD: No...Fire, I'm on the computer.....
FW: Oh....Hiiiiiiiiii.....
AD: Hello. Having a good time?
FW: Noooooo....maybe.
AD: I hear you sent everyone home.
FW: Yeah....'cept Eugene......
AD: Who?
L: *from the other room* She means me.
AD: Oh.....
FW: Chris Evans is a douche.
AD: Yes, dear.
FW: He said you should dump me.
Alex's voice gets softer, but his eyes get a bit angrier.
AD: I know. Never happening. Don't worry, I'll take care of Evans.
FW: Okay....can I come back?
AD: What do the doctors say?
FW: Lots of stupid stuff.
L: *again from off screen* Two weeks MAYBE.
AD: There, that's not so long.
FW: Patience is NOT one of my strong suits.
AD: No, it isn't. All the more reason to STOP overdoing it, and making it take longer to heal. Okay?......Fire?....Okay?
Camera turns to show Fire has fallen asleep, possibly smiling. Lucky comes and tells Alex she's fallen asleep, and they disconnect.
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Post by wyattcox on Oct 16, 2012 19:05:27 GMT -5
We see Matt Folz watching Ghosthead's promo and then turning to the camera.
MF: Not alot to disagree with there Ghosty. You and Chris probably are winning the tag tournament, not that anyone cares. And yes, by winning Imperial Onslaught, you are the only one in position right now end his reign, you can cash it in whenever you want. But when you do, I'm going to be there to stop you. And that's NOT an empty threat. You see, I am going to be the one to end his reign, and I don't care who I have piss off to make that happen.
Fade
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Post by wyattcox on Oct 16, 2012 19:06:03 GMT -5
*DK Murphy is in a hotel room, reviewing the binder Davin gave him*
DKM: Damn, this guy has done a lot here. I had him figured for a flippy guy, but he can bring it in a lot of ways. Got to give Davin credit, he really scouts. Nice of him to give me this, and the Aquafina. Now let's see if I can find something to wash it down.
*DKM opens up the mini-bar, and pulls out a bottle of Aalborg Aquavit*
DKM: This will do the trick.
*His cellphone rings. DKM glances at the number, sighs, and answers the phone*
DKM: I guess you saw the match...no, man, I really screwed up...it's nice of you to say that but...OK, but...I guess so...right...OK, you know I'll go for it...right, I know, but I still feel kinda awkward about the idea of doing your finisher here in the OOWF...besides, I've put a lot of guys away with submission moves if I hadn't knocked them out already...well, I guess it might be hard to do that in tag matches or 3-ways, I hadn't thought that through...let me think about it...thanks for the call!
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Post by wyattcox on Oct 16, 2012 20:55:05 GMT -5
~~~ Yet another Randomly Numbered Sexy Female Journalist stands in front of the OOWF Interview Banner waiting for her subjects to arrive. Just her luck. One does. ~~~
RNSFJ: Here I am with... Oh Shit.
You know who I am. I am the man who will make David Maryland wish he was back inside his crab shell. He comes back in a mask, like a criminal. I am not a criminal I need not hide my face. If I want to hurt someone, I do it. David Maryland, you take notes on the beating I will be giving to you this week. Maybe you learn how to be real man.
RNSFJ: Umm.. Thanks.
~~~ Sharkoff storms off in his usual manner. Suddenly behind her is Ricky Soaring Eagle ~~~
RSE: Little Matty, you think I should be impressed with your credentials? I could not fucking care less who trained you. You're stronger than I am, really? 6'5 and 225? You're scrawny and about as intimidating as a block of cheese. And apparently as smart as one.
Keep talking, little Matty. You'll talk yourself into the worst ass kicking you've ever had. Get Ready to feel some of MY pain. The Year of the Eagle is dawning on the OOWF.
~~~ Ricky turns and leaves. The RNSFJ checks her clipboard ~~~
RNSFJ: Thank God, that's everyone. These guys are scary and smell. I gotta get assigned to Chad Madison next time.
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Post by wyattcox on Oct 17, 2012 16:12:41 GMT -5
There's a knock on GM Selena's door. She stares at the door for a few moments. She's so not used to it that she doesn't know quite how to respond.
GMSa-T: Chuckles!!
There's no answer.
GMSa-T: Hm. It is pretty late. Whoa, why am I here so late? I could be out on the town doing...I dunno, Swedish stuff. Who's there?!
No answer.
GMSa-T: Okay, it's too late for people to be coming to my office anyway, so stop being all loserey dude!
There's another knock on the door. Selena pulls out Sven, her trusty cattle prod from a desk drawer.
GMSa-T: I got one of those stun thingies and I'm not afraid to use it!
A red rose crumbles as it's pushed under the door. Selena cocks her head as she sees it, then smiles and rushes to the door.
GMSa-T: Omie!!
Selena flings the door open and leaps into Poe's arms.
Poe: 'Bout time Beloved.
GMSa-T: Dude it's late and I'm here all alone!
Poe: I know. I went to the hotel when I got in and drew you a lavender bath. But you never came.
GMSa-T: Aww. Get in here!
Selena pulls Poe into her office and closes the door. As she does, Poe spins her around and lays a long, deep kiss on her.
GMSa-T: Wow. Reunions are awesome.
Poe: That they are, that they are.
GMSa-T: So... should we talk business and get that out of the way?
Poe: If you wish.
Selena plops down in her chair.
GMSa-T: So?
Poe sits in the chair across from her.
Poe: She's not crazed.
GMSa-T: Well that's a start.
Poe: I believe once she recovers, she will be able to return and be a lucrative asset for the OOWF.
GMSa-T: That's the business point of view.
Poe: You can not be responsible for the wrestlers' personal lives. It's good that you care, but if you try to fix things, you'll get burned out even more than you seem to be.
GMSa-T: I'm not burned out. I love my job. I'm just kinda frustrated. I mean you've seen Banned from Everywhere, right?
Poe: Yes. They're most... difficult.
GMSa-T: D'uh!
Poe: You're able to hire on help if you need it.
GMSa-T: Not sure who I'd trust.
Poe: There's always A'isha...
Selena gives Poe a look of death.
Poe: Right then. How's the State of the OOWF Address coming?
GMSa-T: Slowly. You know how hard it is to write a speech in this place with all these wackjobs runnin' around bein' all stupid?
Poe: I remember.
Both are quiet for a moment.
Poe: Anything else work related?
Selena smiles and then climbs onto the desk and stands on her knees. Poe stands to meet her and places his hands on her waist.
Poe: Would you like to retire to the hotel and to your bath, Beloved?
GMSa-T: Office is funner!
Selena kisses Poe passionately as we...
*fade*
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Post by wyattcox on Oct 17, 2012 16:14:17 GMT -5
*Stank walks into LD Williams locker room.*
LDW - Hey there he is. My partner in crime.
Stank - Crime?
LDW - Yeah haven't you heard? Alex is going to judge, jury, and execute us for our "crimes"
Stank - What crimes?
LDW - I guess the crime of trying to stay relevant in a world that has passed us by.
Stank - That old chestnut?
LDW - Like Crime Tyme, you and I.
Stank - Heh, Heh, yea- WAIT... no.
LDW - Yo Yo Yo
Stank - Don't do that.
LDW - You're right. It would be too much like making a joke. Belittling even.
Stank - I don't think any of this is a joke. I'm taking this tournament deadly serious. I'm looking forward to whipping some Darling ass.
LDW -
Stank -
LDW -
Stank - I know. There's a sexist Alexis Darling joke in there somewhere, but I'll pass.
LDW - What you don't like the goth type?
Stank - I didn't say that.
LDW - Oh so you do like her.
Stank - Like who?
LDW - Alexis.
Stank - What the fuck are you-- What?
LDW - Ha Ha you like Alexis.
Stank -
LDW -
Stank - Are you high?
LDW - No.
Stank - Stop acting like a child.
LDW -
Stank -
LDW - Ha!
Stank -
LDW -
Stank - I'm starting to wonder if you haven't recovered fully from that beatdown Evans gave you.
LDW - Chris Evans didn't beat me down.
Stank -
LDW - Okay maybe a little, BUT I'm okay. I'm just trying to keep the mood light. I've been Lance Storming around here for years. It's not good for my health.
Stank - Neither is getting beat down by Chris Evan-
LDW - MY INNER HEALTH!
Stank - Oh... Well I suppose hanging out with Moose hasn't helped either.
LDW - That's different...
Stank -
LDW - Ok maybe a little.... But you know what I mean.
Stank - Why do you think I did all those promos with Alan?
LDW - Exactly.
Stank - Being serious all the time can be taxing on the brain, I get it, but... we need to be taken seriously. We're winning this fucking tournament.
Stanely - QUACK!
LDW - Stanley agrees with you.
Stank - Oh for the love of- I mean it! You and I are imposing our will on the OOWF once again. We are not the ones to be fucked with. I said it during Imperial Onslaught and was within a HEARTBEAT of taking THAT tournament! Fucking Jared!
LDW - Aren't you proud of your brother.
Stank - Hell NO!
LDW -
Stank - Okay maybe a little... but I would have been prouder to have won it all. I don't plan on making the same mistake this time around. You... me... we're winning this thing. No more fucking around. Alex... that pissant... I'm going to fuck him up.
LDW - and Alexis?
Stank - Her too.
LDW - I knew you liked her.
Stank - Would you stop!
LDW - Alright alright... this isn't going to be easy.
Stank - Since when has that been an issue?
LDW - You remember Alexis's first major singles match in the OOWF?
Stank -
LDW - It was against you. She wanted to prove to everyone then that she could play with the big boys.
Stank - She was trying to outdo Lisa.
LDW - She damn near beat you as I recall.
Stank - She didn't damn near beat me...
LDW -
Stank - Okay maybe she did.
Fade
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Post by wyattcox on Oct 17, 2012 18:12:57 GMT -5
(Clio is helping Kate wrap her knee in the locker room while Mai and Edra are discussing the Book of Deuteronomy when Wyatt enters.)
Wyatt: Kate, how's the knee?
Kate: Should be good to go. No problems today.
Wyatt: Excellent. Good luck to you two. Mai, I'm glad you and Kate work so well together..
Mai: I'm just glad you all have been so good to me after Stan left. It means a lot.
Edra: You know we're not gonna take it easy on you two tonight.
Mai: I wouldn't expect you to.
Kate: Hey, you're Neals. How could you do anything less?
Clio: You know it.
Wyatt: OK, ceremony in five minutes. You two want to sit in?
Mai: You never asked Stan and me...
Wyatt: It's different now, you're part of the family.
Mai: I...of course, I'd be honored.
(Mai gives Wyatt a hug)
Wyatt: Whichever team wins tonight, I know it'll be a battle of honor. I'm so proud of you all. I'll be right back.
(Wyatt leaves the room as Mai and Edra hug and continue their conversation and Kate helps Clio tape her hands...and is paying a lot of attention to her thumb. They smile as we...)
FADE
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