OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Roachtown, Illinois
November 6, 2013
STAN FULTON vs. AWESOME BILL FROM DAWSONVILLE vs. DANIELLA MURPHYStan and Daniella are out first, while Bill is being introduced Fulton and Murphy attack one another and brawl around ringside. Bill tries to get between them, but he gets elbowed in the face, sending him to the floor, causing his PCPL to spill. The look of sadness in Bill’s eyes makes you think he just lost his favorite hunting dog. Bill tries to scoop up the liquid gold in his hands, then rolls into the ring staring at his PCPL soaked (and no doubt burning) hands, then drops to his knees and cries out WHYYYYY LORRRRRD WHYYYYYY! And begins sobbing uncontrollably. The referee looks at Bill, then looks at Fulton and Daniella, who are both hammering one another with weapons, and starts a ten count. He gets to ten, and raises Bill’s hand in victory.
WINNER in 3:48 – Awesome Bill From Dawsonville
Fulton and Daniella are both a bloody mess and security tries to separate them. Ellie May and Justin are both in the ring trying to console Bill after his win.
ECOSYSTEM vs. JUSTIN SANE vs. DK MURPHYCypress Hill’s “Insane in the Brain” (preceded by an air raid siren) signals the entrance of Justin Sane. Justin, wearing his usual wife beater T-shirt, baggy jeans and boots, makes his way down the ramp, slapping fans’ hands. He climbs in the ring and gets a check by referee Mel Creech.
“The Gauntlet” by Dropkick Murphys brings out DK Murphy to the cheers of the crowd. DK runs to the ring, slides under the bottom rope and is bouncing in anticipation of getting his hands on the next entrant. Murphy is fairly ignoring Justin who’s trying to get five bucks from DK.
“I know who you are... the leader of lost souls...”
Adema's "Immortal" signals the arrival of OOWF Grand Slam Champion, and one half of the OOWF World Tag Team Champions, Ecosystem. The crowd boos the champ and he smiles benignly to them all. He climbs into the ring and basks in the anti-glory. Mel Creech is holding DK Murphy back while Eco walks around the ring as king in his castle.
Creech gets everyone to a corner and signals for the bell to ring.DK Murphy races across the ring to get his hands on Ecosystem, but Eco’s expecting it and drops to the apron and rolls out. DK leans over the top rope and yells at Eco to get back in so he can do unspeakable things to him.
This lets Justin come up from behind and roll up DK. ONE... TWO... No! DK flips himself over and out of the pin. He stands up and shoves Justin back yelling at him to stay out of the way. Justin turns towards the crowd; DK is still yelling at him and Justin nails a perfect standing dropkick right to DK’s forehead.
Murphy rolls to the floor where Eco’s waiting for him with kicks to the kidneys and head. DK absorbs a few of these and then catches Eco’s foot and pushes him back into the guardrail.
Justin slides out of the ring and grabs Murphy and throws him back in the ring and then does the same to Eco. Justin then climbs the turnbuckle and while Eco and DK start to slug it out in the middle of the ring, Justin flies off the top into a cross body on both Eco and DK. The crowd is going crazy with this offensive explosion by Justin.
Justin picks up Eco and tosses him into a corner. Then he tosses Murphy into the opposite corner. Stinger Splash on Eco! Stinger Splash on Murphy!
Justin pins Eco and grabs the far leg. ONE! TWO! No. Eco kicks out. Justin pins Murphy! ONE! TWO! No! Murphy kicks out! Justin’s frustrated and pounds the mat. He rolls out of the ring and starts yelling at ... himself we guess. He’s giving himself a good talking to while stalking around the ring.
This leaves Eco and DK in the ring and they start in on each other again. Murphy goes for a clothesline; Eco reaches up, rotates around and drops DK with a neckbreaker. Eco climbs to the apron and slingshots a leg drop onto DK’s throat. Creech gives Eco a warning about the location of that move.
Eco threatens Creech that he’ll go to the Board and have his license revoked amongst other things. This lets DK get to his feet and Eco turns just in time to eat a big foot to the face. Eco drops like a shot and DK makes the cover. Only a one-and-a-half before Eco kicks out. DK mounts and starts shooting forearms into Eco’s face over and over. Creech starts a five count and gets to four and DK makes no move to stop. Creech grabs DK’s arm on a downswing and pulls him back and off Eco.
Eco’s dripping blood from his forehead and it looks like his nose is either broken or at least bruised badly. Eco rolls out of the ring and ends up on his hands and knees dripping blood. DK is jawing with Creech and Justin’s finally given himself the what’s for and is sliding back in the ring. DK doesn’t see Justin and goes over to the side of the ring where Eco’s located and starts to lean over the top rope. Justin runs up from behind and clotheslines DK over the top rope to the floor.
Justin climbs the nearby turnbuckle while DK and Eco climb to their feet. The lights go out in the arena.
DOUGHAWK!!!!!!!!!!!
There’s the sound of the
Minnesota Wild Goal Horn, dial-up modem sounds and the bray of a lamb (...we're here). The lights come back on and Eco and DK are still standing on the floor while Justin is in the middle of the ring, wrapped head to foot in burlap.
DK and Eco start throwing haymakers at each other while Mel Creech starts a ten count. Justin is struggling to move and topples over.
EIGHT! NINE! TEN!
Your winner via countout... JUSTIN SANE!DK and Eco finally look up to the ring to see Creech pulling one of Justin’s arms out of the burlap and raising it in the middle of the ring. Murphy turns back to start wailing away on Ecosystem, but Juni sets off a fireball in DK’s face (where’d he get the bat guano?). Murphy claws at his eyes as they burn and Eco retreats up the ramp as EMTs come to help DK Murphy and extra ringside staff untie the match winner.CHRISTIAN CARTER & CHRIS EVANS vs. DANNY TAYLOR & MATT FOLZDanny Taylor bursts through the curtains to the sound of "Here Comes the BOOM" and takes a lap around the ring slapping hands with the fans. The lovefest is interrupted with the sound of Battle Without Honor or Humanity and Matt Folz coming out to the ring, still a trace of a limp as he walks down the ramp with the IO Briefcase in hand. Folz leaves the briefcase at the timekeepers table and gets into the ring. He walks over to Danny Taylor and glares at him with an icy stare. Taylor points at his third finger left hand and gives Folz the thumbs up. Folz just shakes his head but Taylor shakes his own head and faces both palms down. Folz appears to snicker and Danny just shrugs his shoulders as The Trooper brings out Chris Evans along with two reasonably endowed women wearing Roxy's T-shirts. Evans walks with the women to the bottom of the ramp, spins them around, then slaps them on the backside sending them giggling and jiggling up the ramp. Evans looks up into the ring and points at Folz as to say WTF? The interaction is interrupted as Soulfire brings out the head of the Suicide Kings Christian Carter. Carter has words with Evans about who is in charge on their team. The confrontation on the floor turns from verbal to more physical until the Referee calls for the bell and begins counting.
At 5 both Carter and Evans begin telling the other to get into the ring. Finally at nine Carter rolls in, still jaw jacking with Evans. Evans warns him to turn around and he does, into a waiting Matt Folz who grabs Carter and throws him in a belly to belly suplex that lands him right in front of Danny Taylor. Carter stands up and squares off against Taylor but Taylor holds up both hands and points behind Carter. Carter turns into a kick to the gut and a front facelock and another suplex from Folz. Taylor steps out of the ring and Folz steps over to tag him in. Taylor keeps Carter tied up with a variety of MMA holds that keep Carter grounded and out of his corner which just has Evans in hysterics. Evans even puts up the fake "Come on, tag me" bit but short arms Carter. Taylor tags in Folz who comes in all house of fire on Carter until Carter is able to hit the Greco Roman poke to the eyes, then turns to his partner and slaps him in the face. The referee claims that was a legit tag, and Evans enters the ring, and we have Matt Folz playing the role of Ricky Morton as Evans and Carter begin playing a game of one-upsmanship seeing who can do more damage to Folz and that knee again. Taylor tries to make a difference by jumping in a time or two but as the referee puts the big man out Folz ends up on the wrong side of a double team. Folz finds himself in a bad situation as Evans starts to pick him up for the Way of the Future but before he can get a good grip to get him up, Folz grabs Evans ears and drops his jaw on the top of his head. Both men are down and begin the crawl to their corners. Evans gets their first and tags in Carter who makes a beeline for Folz but Folz hits a burst of speed and tags in Taylor. The big man explodes on Carter who can't back pedal fast enough and ends up eating some stiff strikes. He grabs Carter in a headlock but Carter pushes him into the ropes and Evans knees him in the kidneys and grabs Taylor by his arms and holds him. Carter flies across the ring and winds up for a flying forearm...which Taylor ducks and ends up driving Evans to the floor. Carte is incensed and yells at his partner. Evans gets up on the apron...and grabs Carter by the head and hotshots him across the top rope. Carter falls into Taylor, DYNAMITE DROP! Evans walks up the ramp as Folz just stands on the apron and the referee counts 3.
Winner in 23:45 -- Danny Taylor and Matt FolzEvans just points and laughs about Carter's New World as the other members of the Suicide Kings come out of the back and Evans decides that discretion is the better part of...hell, he just runs off through the crowd, as do Danny and Folz who retrieves his IO briefcase before heading out. The Suicide Kings all stand, hands raised to the jeers of the crowd as they roll out of the ring and head to the back.
SAINTS OF SINNERS vs. MAI MUYO & MIRANDA WILLIAMSDethlok's "Laser Canon Death Sentence" plays and boos rain down from the rafters to the floor below, as the Saints of Sinners Stank and Chloe walk out onto the stage. The Saints are all business as Chloe slides in under the bottom rope. Stank circles the ring and glares at some enthusiastic, cheering, SOS fans sitting in the front row. Stank slowly shakes his head at them before walking up the steel steps and climbing into the ring through the ropes.
Skillet's "Hero" plays next and the crowd's majority boos turn to cheers, as Mai Muyo makes her way down the ramp, slapping hands with fans, before reaching the bottom of the ramp and posing for the crowd, wisely not entering the ring while both Saints occupy it.
Serena Rider's "Stompa" plays and out comes the OOWF Onslaught Champion Miranda. She soaks in the cheers as she raises her Onslaught Championship title up high above her head while she walks down the ramp. Stank eyes the title as Miranda joins Mai at the bottom of the ramp and they both slide into the ring. Miranda places the belt down by her corner and steps outside on the apron as it looks like Mai will start for their team. The ref signals for the bell and we are UNDERWAY!
Chloe starts for the Saints and meets Mai in the middle of the ring. Collar and elbow tie up into a headlock by Mai. Chloe pushes Mai Muyo off bouncing her off the ropes and rebounding with a somersault past an attempted clothesline from Chloe. Mai rises quickly to her feet and nails Chloe on the back of her head with a FOREARM SMASH! Mai pulls Chloe to her feet, Irish whip REVERSED by Chloe into a short-arm SPINEBUSTER and pin for a two count!
Chloe pulls Mai to her feet and whips her into the Saints of Sinners corner where she runs her shoulder into Mai's gut then tags in Stank. Stank whips Mai HARD into her own corner where Miranda tags herself in. She hops the ropes and tries to springboard off in an attempted crossbody on Stank, but the big man catches her and plants her HARD onto the mat with THE WORLD'S SECOND STRONGEST SLAM!
Stank: "HEY!"
Uh.. sorry Stank. Mark Henry has the world's strongest by copyright... anyway, the second strongest does plenty of damage of its own as Stank covers, but gives up the pin attempt before the count of two, after seeing his partner insist on being tagged in. Stank rises to his feet and drags Miranda over to his corner where he tags in Chloe. Chloe steps through the ropes and stomps on Miranda before dragging her to her feet, lifting her up in a delayed, vertical, suplex, and dropping her back down with a vicious HELLEVATOR! Chloe covers, but Mai races in to break up the count!
The ref escorts Mai back to her corner while Stank and Chloe hit Miranda with double team moves in their corner behind the ref's back. As soon as the ref turns around, Stank lifts his hands up in the air pleading innocence. The ref looks suspiciously at Stank while Chloe continues to work over Miranda who is in big trouble. Several minutes of getting beat down by Chloe pass before Miranda is able to rally and take back control of the match with a wicked SPEAR on Chloe! Both combatants are down as the crowd urges Miranda to make the tag! Miranda crawls slowly toward her corner, as Chloe rolls over onto her hands and knees. She spies Miranda about to make the tag and moves to intercept TOO LATE! The tag is made and Mai is a HOUSE OF FIRE! She clotheslines Chloe hard to the mat! She races over and drop kicks Stank off of the apron! She hops up to the top turnbuckle and delivers a MISSLE DROPKICK on Chloe! She kips up to her feet and eggs on the crowd while Chloe writhes on the mat! Mai backs to a corner for a running start, and as Chloe makes it to her knees, Mai races toward her and nails her with a SHINING WIZARD! Mai then turns and pulls Chloe up into the ENDGAME! She tags Miranda who climbs to the top turnbuckle and lands hard on Chloe with a top rope FROGSPLASH! Covers...!
1.. 2.. THR- NO!!!
Stank reaches in and drags Chloe out of the ring pulling Miranda right along with her! Stank pulls Miranda to her feet and whips her into the crowd barrier! He turns around and catches a diving Mai Muyo and plants her hard on the cement with a brutal SPINEBUSTER! A pissed off Stank then turns his attention back to Miranda as she pulls herself up to her feet by the barricade. Running start, Stank DIVES toward Miranda who moves out the way at the last split second, causing the big man to flip over the barricade and into the laps of several fans who just so happen to be Black T-Shirt wearing Saints of Sinners fans. Miranda stumbles over to check on Mai Muyo who is slowly stirring, but is tripped up by Chloe as she reaches out and catches Miranda by her ankle. She pulls Miranda down toward her and mounts her back as the ref pleads for her to bring the action back into the ring!
Chloe delivers several elbows down on the back of Miranda's head before she is knocked off from a second SHINING WIZARD delivered by Mai Muyo! As Mai rises to her feet, one of the SOS fans hands Stank his 32oz cup of Orange Fanta. Stank removes the lid and SPLASHES the drink in Mai Muyo's face! Mai wasn't exactly expecting ice chunks and orange soda as an offensive move and reacts like she's been shot! Stank climbs over the barricade, grabs Mai and throws her into the STEEL STEPS! Stank turns to face Chloe and Miranda and gets SUPERKICKED by LD's daughter! Stank's eyes roll into the back of his head as he falls over backward. Miranda goes to check on Mai but is grabbed from behind by Chloe and whipped over the PBSkids announce table! One might question why such an announce table exists in the OOWF, and even more so why Mai Muyo blushes at the sight of Thomas the Tank Engine with Curious George in tow, choo chooing out of the way of an oncoming, out of control, Miranda Williams.
Chloe dives after Miranda behind the flipped over table, as Stank stirs slowly to his feet. Mai Muyo jumps to her feet and tackles Stank before he can fully get to his. The ref gives up trying to regain control of this match and opts to wave it off.
Winner - NO CONTESTStank eventually kicks Mai off of him and regains his footing. He walks over to where he last saw Chloe assaulting Miranda only to find Miranda has gained the upper hand on Chloe and is pummeling her with punches and elbows to her head. Stank pulls Miranda off Chloe and tosses her into the ring! Stank climbs the apron and is about to step through the ropes when Mai Muyo grabs him by his foot and yanks the big man back down. Stank faces her, but before Mai can continue she is spun around by Chloe right into a steel thumb brace assisted ASIATIC SPIKE!
Mai falls to her knees clutching at her throat, but before the Saints of Sinners can inflict further damage, Miranda Williams nails both of them with a NO HANDS SOMERSAULT PLANCHA! Miranda rises quickly to her feet and escorts Mai Muyo away from the Saints as they slowly rise to their feet. By the time they do so, OOWF Medical have come halfway down the ramp to meet Miranda and Mai who tries desperately to regain her breath as she continues to clutch at her throat. The Saints stalk around the ring looking to deal further damage but are met by a phalanx of security and are escorted to the back. Chloe laughs maniacally, as there is one last glare shared between Miranda and Stank, before they disappear behind the curtain.
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. JOSE REYNAAlexander Darling makes his way to the ring first to a chorus of cheers. Alex slaps hands with some fans, but looks to be all business. Amazing Jos is announced next to a mixed reaction. Jason Allen is with him, and the two talk some smack towards Darling as they make their way to the ring. They are cut off by the ref before they can enter and he motions for Allen to head to the back. Allen tries to protest, but the ref refuses to budge and Allen is forced to the back accompanied by cheers from the crowd. The bell rings and we are underway.
Jos and Darling meet in the center of the ring, and it looks like Jos is going for more smack talk, but instead open hand slaps Darling across the face. This pisses Darling off, and he lays in with several stiff forearm shots pushing Jos back into the corner. He then lays in with some chops, and the ref gets between them trying to force them out of the corner. Jos takes advantage with a greco roman eye poke that temporarily blinds Darling. Jos then nails a bridging German suplex that is only able to score him a one count.
The Amazing one takes over with some stiff Indy kicks that keep Darling on the defensive. Jos then tries for a snap suplex, but Darling counters into a slingshot suplex and covers, only getting one himself. Jos slides out of the ring to regroup, but Darling follows. We get a quick chase around the ringside, with Jos sliding back in and then nailing Darling with a dropkick when he tries to follow. Jos then goes to work on Darling’s shoulder, locking in some nasty armbars, and dropping stiff elbows on it. Eventually Darling is able to get to the ropes and force the break.
Jos tries to charge in to follow up, but Darling levels him with a clothesline. Darling then takes over, dropping Jos with a scoop slam and then following with a quick legdrop. Darling attempts to whip Jos into the corner, but he reverses, and Darling crashes back first. Jos follows in looking for a stinger splash, but Darling ducks out and Jos’s head bounces off the buckle. As he stumbles out of the corner, Darling scoops him up hooks the legs, and nails a picture perfect Darling Driver. This brings Carter and Allen out running down the ramp, but they aren’t quick enough and Darling is able to make the cover and get the three before they hit the ring.
Your winner via pinfall in 13:12 Alexander Darling
As soon as the bell sounds, Carter and Allen are in the ring and laying a beatdown on Alexander. Moments later Jos is up and he joins in. Darling tries to fight back, but the numbers advantage takes its toll and soon he is beat down. The crowd erupts into cheers as Alexis, Taylor and Mai come rushing down the ramp. The Suicide Kings see this and make a getaway before the odds can turn against them. The faces check on Darling as the Kings pause to gloat before heading away.
KZ vs. TEXPRESS – Best of Seven Series – Match 1: No Disqualification kz are out first and stalk to the ring, seemingly unaffected by the reaction of the crowd. They reach ringside and pause in front of the small band of Saints fans. The Saints fans start chanting kz, and L.D. Williams almost cracks a smile as the chant is picked up at various points in the crowd. Moosehead Jack looks at his partner and shakes his head. Williams shrugs, and they climb into the ring.
Texpress receives a much warmer reaction, as the crowd explodes when they step out onto the stage. Chad Madison and Zane Myers pause for a moment to enjoy the reaction, then head down the aisle. They slap hands with the fans, but both men have their attention clearly focused on their opponents. Surprisingly, kz hold back while Texpress get in the ring and referee Angelo Barros gives them their instructions. Barros calls for the bell and we're underway.
Williams and madison start out. They lock up, and Williams goes right to the eyes. Chad stumbles back, and Williams follows up with some solid left hands. He pitches Chad into the ropes, dropping him throat-first across the middle strand. He plants a knee in Chads back and grabs the top rope for leverage. Barros counts, but Williams doesn't move. He raises an eyebrow at five, as though asking the ref what he's going to do. Barros glares at him, but backs off. Williams smirks and jumps up, driving his knee into Chad's back. Williams sends Chad into the corner, where Moose wraps the tag rope around his throat. Williams gets a running start and slams into Chad with a clothesline, then makes the tag and plants Chad with a belly-to-belly suplex, rolling out of the way as Moose drives a knee into his throat. Moose covers, but Chad kicks out at two.
Chad sits up, choking, and Moose punts him in the face. He pins Chad to the mat with a choke, then rolls him over and tries to lock on the Jiendo. Chad throws him off and manages to roll free. He gets to his feet - just in time to eat an elbow. Moose sends Chad hard into the kz corner and drives his shoulder repeatedly into his midsection before making the tag. Moose picks Chad up and drops him neck-first across Williams' knee. Williams stomps Chad into the mat while Moose goes to the corner and pulls the pad off the top turnbuckle. They pull Chad to his feet and send him hard into the corner, but Chad manages to veer and flip himself over the ropes to the apron. Moose charges, and Chad hits a dropkick through the ropes, knocking Moose's legs from under him and sending his face into the exposed steel. Chad vaults to the top rope, but Williams catches him and slams him to the mat.
Williams pulls Chad up and attacks him with forearms and chops. He sends him across the ring and Chad ducks under his partner's charge, allowing Zane to turn Williams inside-out with a clothesline. Zane continues on and hits Moose with a big boot that sends him over the ropes to the floor. Zane goes back to his corner and steps onto the apron so that Chad can tag him into the match. He scoops and slams Williams, then drives him into the corner and works him over with forearms. He spins Williams around and ducks under him, lifting him onto his shoulders as Chad scales the ropes - Dropkick Device! Zane covers, and Barros counts One...Two...Thr - Moose makes the save with a steel chair!
Moose drives the chair into Zane's back. Chad is up and Moose spears him with the chair and slams it across his back. Moose wedges the chair between the ropes in the corner and turns his attention back to Zane. He drags Zane to his feet and chops him in the throat. He runs him into the corner, but Zane puts on the brakes and Moose slams into the chair. Moose staggers back and Zane plants him with a huge German suplex. Zane bridges, but Moose kicks out. Both men are up, and Moose dives past Zane to grab the chair. He turns to swing, but Chad drop kicks the chair into his face. Texpress each duck under an arm and snap Moose over with a suplex, and Chad rolls out to the apron. He tags in and climbs the ropes, and Zane launches him onto Moose. He hooks the leg, but Williams slams the ring bell into his back to break it up!
Zane attacks Williams, pummeling him to the mat. He hits the ropes and drops a leg across his throat, then pulls him up for the Bordertoss. When he lifts him up, Williams starts throwing left hands. Zane staggers, but regains his balance - until Moose nails him with a low blow. Zane falls back against the ropes and Williams drops to the apron, managing to tie Zane up in the ropes in the process. Williams steps back through the ropes, and kz play ping-pong with Chad's head for a bit before Moose picks up the chair and slams it into the mat. He lifts Chad up as Williams climbs the ropes -spike piledriver onto the chair! Moose taunts Zane, who's still tied up, before making the cover. Barros doesn't bother to argue about him being the legal man before counting One...Two...Three.
Winners, in 14:23, kz.
After the match: The crowd rains down abuse as Moose gets in a few further kicks at Chad and Williams pummels Zane. Moose picks up the chair,but before he can use it Drink and Destroy, Mai Muyo, and Tommy Wilder storm the ring. They free Zane, who checks on his partner as kz back up the aisle, taunting the fans and mocking the Texans.
GHOSTHEAD vs. JASON ALLEN – Non-Title MatchGhosthead and Jason Allen come out to their respective musics and entrances. Jason tries to intimidate Ghosthead, but it's not really working out all that well. In the opening series the two styles seem to be fairly evenly matched. Ghosthead can easily counter Jason's more athletic moves, thanks to his lucha training. Even though Ghosthead is larger, Jason easily handles his big moves. We get about 5 solid minutes of back and forth, move and counter move. Ghosthead does get a sidewalk slam for a quick pin, but Jason kicks out just as quickly, kips up and responds with a big BITCHSLAP OF DISRESPECT! Ghosthead's head snaps around, but he grins, and then turns slowly back and goozles Allen backward into the corner. A couple of WOOOOOOOOOOO! chops WOOOOOOOO! to the WOOOOOOOO! chest, and then he allows Allen to stagger out. He stalks behind him, and goes to make a move, but Jason recovers enough and with a mightly leap, Pele's Ghosthead to the side of the face. Ghost drops to a knee at this, and Jason responds with an enziguiri. Now Ghosthead is down. Jason goes for a pin, one..two..NO! Ghost gets a shoulder up. Jason grabs a handful of dreads, and helps Ghost to his feet. Ghost is bent over and the waist and Jason starts to set up the Royal Flush, but NO! Ghosthead counters by sliding out of Jason's grip before he can get hooked in. Jason tries to recover, but Ghosthead is up quickly, hits the ropes and comes out with a hurricanrana and, nope! Right into Phantasmagoria!! Jason flails about wildly but it's no use. Tap, tap, tap!
Ghosthead stands in triump over Jason Allen as he's trying to recover, but his victory is shortlived as the rest of Suicide Kings hit the ring and attack. Ghosthead fights back as best he can, but he's outnumbered and as soon as Allen recovers, he joins in to make sure Ghosthead is properly submissive. Carter and Jos get Ghosthead to his feet, and Allen kicks him in the stomach, then gets him set up and does this time nail the Royal Flush. The bell rings incessantly (like that's ever worked), and the Suicide Kings stand over him for a while, before exiting the ring slowly and walking to the back like they own the place.
ALEXIS DARLING vs. FIREWOMAN vs. TOMMY WILDER – OOWF Intercontinental Title Triple Threat MatchWider starts out fast, using his speed advantage to keep both Alexis and Fire at bay for the first few minutes of the match. He misses an attempted frog splash on Alexis, and the sisters in law both motion to eachother and combine to double team him for the next few minutes. Double brainbuster puts Wilder down and Alexis covers... only to be pulled off by Fire. They both shrug and begin to beat the hell out of one another, nailing eachother with everything in their arsenals. Alexis gains control and looks for the Bitch Killer, but Fire powers out of it and hits a Codebreaker. Fire covers, 1...2... broken up by a recovered Wilder.
Wilder takes Fire over with a hurricanrana, then heads up top and looks for a moonsault. Alexis recovers and powerbombs him off the top rope. Alexis nails Fire with a superkick then scoops Wilder up... Bitch Killer connects and she covers for the 3 count.
Winner in 10:30 and still Intercontinental Champion: Alexis Darling
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