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MERCURY vs. UNCLE ENTITYUE and his flunky Jesse Garron are already in the ring and before Merc’s music even start he’s running to the ring to jumpstart the match. Merc pummels UE with fist of fury and puts him to the ground with a dropkick. Mercury’s back and neck are bandaged up from the boiling puppy stew UE dumped on him earlier. Merc puts the boots to UE and JG is screaming on the outside. JG jumps up on the apron and Merc swings at him and misses; Merc turns around and eats a stiff kick from UE, putting him to the mat.
UE now takes control and begins to methodically work the upper back and neck area. Several kicks and knees are followed by a German suplex. UE floats over for the cover and Merc kicks out at 2. and rolls out of the ring. Jesse Garron attempts a clothesline but Merc counters into a neck breaker. Merc rolls back into the ring and immediately goes after UE with a clothesline he ducks, and catches Merc as he bounds of the ropes with a power slam. UE rips the bandages off of Merc’s back and nails the exposed burns with open hand slaps. Merc writhes in pain and UE nails him again. UE is laughing at this point and picks up Merc and attempts the brain buster, but Merc counters in to a DDT! And quickly locks UE in a HAAS OF PAIN! Jesse Garron is still out on the outside and UE is forced to tap out! WINNER in 6:34 - Mercury
CHRIS ALT vs. MR. JEALOUSAlt waits in the ring while Jealous makes his way to the ring. Mr. Jealous displays little emotion, save for the snarls of hate toward the crowd. Jealous climbs to the apron, gets into the ring, walks right to the center of the ring and drops Alt to the mat with a sucker punch to the mouth. Alt is shocked, his lip has been split open and a small trickle of blood runs down his face. Jealous looks a bit smug, and Alt explodes to his feet and the two meet with a flurry of punches. Alt gets the better of the exchange and tries to whip Jealous to the ropes, but Jealous reverses it and Alt eats a Jealous boot to the face on the rebound. Jealous pulls Alt to his feet and hauls him up in a vertical suplex, but Alt counters out of it with a DDT. Jealous is down, Alt springboards off the middle rope and hits a nice lionsault for a two count. Alt pulls Jealous to his feet again, and attempts another whip to the ropes, but once again Jealous reverses it and nearly decapitates Alt with a short arm clothesline. Jealous pulls a stunned Alt to his feet and whips him hard into the corner, then follows him in with a running clothesline. Jealous lets Alt stagger out of the corner and hits a power slam for a two count. Right about this time, LD Williams walks out to the top of the stage, Intercontinental Title draped over his shoulder and stands and watches the match. Jealous notices immediately and climbs to the second rope and jaws with Williams and makes the universal signal for “I want the belt” Meanwhile Chris Alt has recovered from the power slam and catches Jealous on the ropes and hits a flying second rope Widow’s Peak on Jealous. Cover for Alt only gets two. Alt goes on the offensive, whipping Jealous to the corner and catching him with a bulldog as he comes out. Another cover only gets a one count. Alt pulls Jealous to his feet, whips him to the ropes and catches him with a Samoan Drop. Alt rolls Jealous over and locks on the Alternate Reality (combination sharpshooter/STF) Jealous fights it and manages to drag himself to the ropes forcing the break. Both men slowly get to their feet, Alt hits the ropes and tries a cross body block, but Jealous is too close to the ropes and both men tumble to the outside. Once outside, Jealous grabs Alt and slams him back first into the ring apron. LD Williams slowly makes his way down the ramp, which draws both men’s attention. Both men pick up chairs and head up the ramp. Williams slowly backs up, but Alt and Jealous follow him. Without realizing it, both men are counted out. They finally realize what has happened, Williams laughs and heads to the back.
WINNER – double count out in 9:47
After the match, Alt turns back to the ring to look for the ref to get an explanation, with his back turned to Jealous, Jealous hauls off and slams the chair across his back, then pulls Alt to his feet and hits the Jealous Rage on the steel ramp. Alt may well be dead. Jealous looks content and walks to the back, officials rush out to check on Alt.
CAPELLAN vs. SERAPHCapellan hits the ring first and paces while he waits for Seraph. The two men meet in center ring and stare each other down. Surprisingly, they shake hands and go back to their corners while the referee finishes his instructions and calls for the bell. They lock up, and Seraph twists behind with a hammerlock. Capellan reverses the hold and cinches in a waist lock to a belly-to back suplex. Seraph gets up and runs into an arm drag. Capellan hits a second arm drag, and goes for a dropkick. Seraph ducks out of the way and Capellan hits the ropes, getting tangled up and falling to the floor. Seraph waits calmly for him to get back in. Another lockup, and Seraph backs him into the corner. A chop staggers Capellan, and a second one takes him off his feet. Seraph whips him to the opposite corner, but Capellan reverses, following in with a Stinger splash. Seraph stumbles out of the corner and Capellan takes him down with a neck breaker. Capellan to the top rope. Picture perfect Moonsault. One…Two…Kickout. Capellan off the ropes with a leg drop that he flows seamlessly into a cross-arm breaker. Before the arm is fully extended, Seraph rolls over and pins Capellan's shoulders. One…Two..Kickout. Both men up, and Seraph grabs an arm bar. Capellan runs up the ropes, back flips, and takes Seraph off his feet with an arm drag. Capellan drops a series of elbows and covers for one-and-a-half. Capellan picks him up, throws him to the ropes, and hits a power slam. A cover gets another two. Capellan dropkicks Seraph in the face as he sits up and covers for two. Capellan picks him up and throws him to the corner. This time, Seraph ducks the splash and Capellan hits hard. As Capellan staggers out of the corner, Seraph hits the Propitiation. One…Two…Capellan gets a foot on the ropes. Seraph picks him up and nails a chop that puts him back down. Seraph goes to the second turnbuckle and drops the point of his elbow into Capellan's forehead. Cover gets two. Seraph grabs Capellan's hair, pulls him to a sitting position, and nails him in the face with a forearm. Seraph picks him up and hits a pile driver. Seraph covers, one…two…thr - Capellan rolls the shoulder. Seraph picks Capellan up and backs him into the corner. After several forearms, he levers Capellan onto the top turnbuckle and climbs up. Textbook Superplex. Seraph rolls through and hooks the leg. One…Two…Kickout! Seraph’s face doesn’t show any frustration, but his body language certainly does as he throws Capellan into the corner. Seraph Irish whips him, putting so much effort into it that he leaves his feet. Capellan hits the turnbuckles sternum-first hard enough to shift the ring and crumples to the mat. Seraph wastes no time covering. One…Two…Thre-KICKOUT! Seraph’s veneer starts to crack as he picks Capellan up yet again. He throws Capellan to the corner, but Capellan runs right up the turnbuckles and hits a moonsault body block. The move hurts Capellan too, as he rolls off clutching his chest. The referee counts both men down, but only gets to four before Seraph is up. As Seraph picks him up, Capellan drops back and levers Seraph into the corner. Capellan runs up the turnbuckles and hits a kick to the head that staggers Seraph. As Seraph staggers forward, Capellan goes back up the turnbuckles and dives off, hitting a brutal bulldog. He rolls Seraph over and makes the cover. One…Two…Three. WINNER in 27:48 - Capellan
THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER(W/Wally B. King) vs. THE BLACK DAWGSBoth teams meet at mid-ring to receive the rundown from the official. As the referee lays down the law, UD just decks Jack with the urn! Gator tries to retaliate with a Chomp on Dawg, but BD drops him with a super kick. UD mounts Jack and opens up with right hands, and OBJ is bleeding. Dragon stomps away at Gator, then grabs the urn himself and nails GB! The referee tries to pull UD off, but gets a dogbone for his troubles. Wally crawls into the ring to draw BD off Gator, but gets blasted with a DKO DROP~! UD pulls OBJ to his feet and locks on the DAWGMISSION~! Dragon goes out to the floor and grabs a steel chair and rolls back in. But Gator has pulled himself up and hits a spinning leg lariat on Dragon, then picks up the chair. UD takes OBJ over with a Dawgplex, then boots the chair back into Gator’s face as he charges with it. Two more OOWF officials hit the ring, and UD and BD shove them to the floor, as well. BD grabs the chair and levels Jack, then places the chair in the middle of the ring. More officials storm the ring as UD picks GB up for the tombstone The officials try to talk UD out of it, but to no avail, as UnderDawg plants Gator with the FIREPLUG DRIVER ON THE CHAIR~! Dragon gives Wally a stiff kick to the mouth as he and UD are escorted out of the ring by officials, and to a mixed reaction from the sold out crowd. WINNER: NO MATCH
Outback Jack and GatorBait struggle to get to their feet, Gator collapses to the mat grabbing his neck, Jack tries to get to his feet, as he raises his head we see a steady stream of blood pouring from a gash on his head, Jack falls back to the corner and collapses to the mat as well. Wally still has not moved.
PHIL vs. DONOVAN VIPERViper demands that the referee check Phil for foreign objects as the bell sounds. But as the official does so, Viper hits the ref from behind with a running knee lift and knocks him out of the ring! As Viper makes sure the referee is out, Phil hits him with the ASTRO PLUNDER THUNDER DRIVER~! Phil sees the unconscious referee and decides a cover would be fruitless, so he goes out to the floor and grabs a chair instead. Phil lights into Viper's ass, probably not in the way Viper would want, and DV rolls to the floor to escape the beating. Phil follows out, and gets a couple of more shots in with the chair. Ayaka runs around the ring and jumps on Phil's back, trying to choke him out, but Phil simply snap mares her over. Ayaka lands on her feet, though, and kicks at Phil. But Phil catches her leg, picks her up, but before he can do anything with her, Viper hits Phil from behind with the ring bell. Viper uses the chair a few times, but then grabs some camera cord from ringside and chokes Phil out. He tries to drag Phil back into the ring, but he can't move the big guy. So Viper ties Phil to the ring post with the cord and tries to stir the referee. While DV gets the ref, Ayaka gets her shots in on Phil. The referee finally comes to, rolls into the ring, and starts a ten count. Phil manages to get free of the cord though, but Viper keeps him on the defense with a baseball slide. Viper out to the floor, but Phil backdrops him, and DV's legs catch the announce table on the way down, and we appear to have a legit injury. Ayaka runs over and checks on Viper, as does the official. Viper says he's okay, but has trouble keeping his balance when he stands up. Phil checks with the official, then decks Viper again. To the post, and Phil grabs the chair. The ref grabs the chair and goes to put it back by the timekeeper, so Phil picks the bell up. But Ayaka grabs that before he can do anything with it. Viper gets a low blow in, and rolls Phil into the ring. Viper goes to the top and looks for a big elbow drop, but Phil moves. Phil grabs Viper for the Yarplex, but the bell suddenly rings for no reason. Phil drops Viper, and sees that it's Ayaka, bell still in hand, that's doing it. The ref waves off the bell and continues the match, and Phil grabs Viper for the YARPLEX again. But in the confusion, Viper has grabbed his chain and punches Phil with it in mid-air! Viper falls on top, grabs the tights and gets the tainted three count!
WINNER in 17:11 Donovan Viper
CHRIS COLE vs. MICROPLAYCC and MP lock up. MP forces CC into the corner and breaks cleanly. They lock up again and same result. CC shoves him and MP punches him. MP shoots him off the ropes and nails him with a back elbow to the jaw. CC rolls out to catch a breather, but MP is out to pound his head on the apron and roll him back in. MP bounces CC’s head off the canvas a few times before covering for 2. CC scrambles to the corner and hides in the ropes. The ref backs MP away and CC thumbs him in the eye then whips him hard chest first into the turnbuckles. As MP staggers out, CC levels him with a forearm to the back of the head. He drapes MP’s head over the middle rope and stands on his back for a ref count of 4. He taunts the crowd as he lines MP up for a running high knee that knocks MP to the outside. CC whips him hard into the apron then motions for the crowd to “get the fuck out of the way”. He goes to whip MP towards the crowd, but reverses the whip into a lariat and badmouths the crowd. Tossing MP back into the ring, he gets a two off an arrogant cover. He drags MP to his feet and MP jaw jacks him, but runs right into a wicked Spine buster for 2. CC declares this contest over and attempts the Headliner~!!! but MP manages to back body drop him. MP struggles to the ropes and CC rushes him. MP drops his with a toe trip into the ropes, then leaps to the outside and snaps his neck across them. CC drops to the mat holding his throat as MP ascends the turnbuckles. MP notices him moving and climbs down. CC turns around into a picture perfect drop kick and now MP is ready to go up top. Big Splash~!!! But the pool is empty as CC rolls out of the way at the last moment. Quick roll up but MP has not contracted Shelton’s jobberitis just yet and kicks out at 2. CC is beside himself and gets in the ref’s face about it. MP with the school boy for 2 and a hangman’s neck breaker follow after CC’s retaliatory clothesline goes awry. MP with an inverted atomic drop and a huge clothesline. CC in the ropes and MP with the corner punches. CC tries to power bomb him out, but MP rolls through with a sunset flip attempt, but CC drops to his knees and uses the ropes for leverage to get the pin fall.
WINNER in 16:58 Chris Cole
DRINK & DESTROY vs. THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE - #1 Contenders MatchThe Devil’s Brigade starts down the ramp, milking in the heat from the crowd when Drink and Destroy jump them from behind! The match hasn’t even started and you have a pier 6 brawl!
Capslock pummels Camby, who start returning fire, roundhouse for roundhouse – then he delivers a short arm clothesline, taking the Pride of Fresno down! O’Neil isn’t as lucky, as Stank smashes him to the ramp, pick him up and SQUASHES him with a standing power slam! The referee is ordering both teams into the ring, but nobody is listening – Stank hit Camby with a shoulder tack, sending the powerhouse into the rail – meanwhile, FFC pulls Tommy to his feet, only to be met by a poke to the eyes and a sucker punch to the jaw! Now Camby and Stank are rolling down the ramp, tearing away at each other, while O’Neil and Capslock try to kill each other at the top! The referee now climbs out of the ring to try to restore order – he tries to separate Stank and HC, but Camby just turns and DECKS the ref – giving Stank a chance to get in another shot, and start the whole brawl up again! Now half a dozen refs and OOWF security pour out of the back, but they are just adding to the chaos – and none of them are able to stop either team! One grabs Stank around the neck, so Tommy O’Neil kicks him right in the stomach, and goes for the Wicked Left Hook – but Stank turns so the man on his back takes the blow instead! And continues his spin into a discus punch aimed right at TO’s head! But O’Neil ducks and the shot KILLS a second referee! And just as things get COMPLETELY out of hand, out of the back charges a DOZEN members of OOWF security, plus – GM The Rick! He is yelling for everyone to stop, threatening suspensions and worse, when Tommy O’Neil grabs The Rick’s bottle of Jack Daniels right out of his hands and smashes it over FFC’s head!
Then everything STOPS.
The crowd falls silent. OOWF security freezes in place, afraid to move. FFC steps away from Tommy O’Neil, holding his hands up as if to say “Not me boss man – it was him!” Stank and Camby stop fighting – Camby looks at the scene and mouths “Oh - shit.” O’Neil looks around, and tries to hand off the broken bottle to a member of OOWF security, who is having none of it!
Nobody moves, or talks. Or breathes. A wrestling arena hasn’t been this quiet since the debut of “The Con-man”.
The Rick looks at his empty hand, then at the remnants of his amber-hued Assistant General Manager scattered across the floor, then at O’Neil, Capslock, Stank and Camby…..
“GODDAMMIT! THAT’S IT! You shitheads want to kill each other, FINE! Do it! But there is NO way, NO how I’m going to risk another OOWF employee, or (looks at the broken bottle, a tear in his eye) any other valuable OOWF assets while you do it! You! (points at a referee) You’re ONLY job is to declare a winner. No DQ. I don’t give a shit if it happens in the ring, right here, in the back or some private hotel room. And if there are no rules – no 3 count – Screw that- NO COUNT. First one of you morons knocked out loses the bout for his team.”
“Everyone happy now? No? Too damn bad – ring the freaking bell!”
And we are off again! Both teams are absolutely brutalizing each other with everything they can – Stank and Camby continue to pound away at each other, and FFC and O’Neil square off. Stank blocks a right cross from Camby, and PLANTS the big man with a belly to belly suplex. Tommy O’Neil catches a charging FFC with a drop toe hold, and retrieves the broken bottle – and proceeds to carve away at Capslock’s already bloodied head! Camby manages to get to his feet, and gets speared by Stank! Partially blinded by his own blood, Capslock tries to get away from O’Neil and trips over the body of an unconscious member of OOWF security. Tommy gets an evil smile on his face, switches the broken bottle to an overhand grip and jumps right at FFC, looking to drive the glass right into his face – But FFC hits Tommy in the jaw with a hard roundhouse punch – aided by the handcuffs he pulled from the security guard! As Tommy gets to one knee, FFC nails him with a running kick to the top of the head! O’Niel drops, but isn’t out yet!
Camby has regained control of Stank, planting him with a power bomb and then a big knee to the head. Looking around, Camby grabs a camera cord and starts choking Stank out – but FFC runs over and sprays Harper with a can of mace from the security guard’s pocket! Camby howls in pain and claws at his eyes, and FFC picks up the blinded man and drives him head first into the steel security rail, then throws him off the stage, through a conveniently placed table of electronic components! FFC looks a little disappointed, as there are no sparks, explosions, or thermo-nuclear reactions. But HC is out of the picture (but not unconscious) long enough for FFC to turn and give Tommy O’Neil a taste of the spray! Stank has regained his feet, climbed down and started hog-tying Harper with camera cord and the handcuffs, taking the opportunity every so often to punch him in the head. Satisfied that Camby isn’t going anywhere, Stank climbs back up to help Capslock – FFC is beating a blinded Tommy O’Neil from pillar to post – Irish whip to the rail, Yakuza kick! TO tries to get up….but there is Stank with The Stakonia! He rolls off, but Tommy is still moving! FFC goes to check on Camby – satisfied that Harper is still tied up, FFC returns with a large cardboard box – Stank give TO another kick in the head, and FFC pull out a 4’ fluorescent light bulb! Capslock piles the 20-odd glass tubes on the floor, signals to his partner. Stank throws Tommy O’Neil HARD into the side of the entrance, and as he staggers back, Drink and Destroy hit the DUI on the glass! Amazingly enough, Tommy O’Neil tries to crawl out of the glass shards – he is still conscious folks! Frustrated, Stank hits a second Stakonia, then FFC hits a version of his own – both men just sit on Tommy O’Neil’s back, and after a minute, it is obvious that the Devil’s Brigade member can’t breathe with over 700 pounds sitting on his back, grinding the broken glass into his body. The referee tentatively enters the scene, and lifts O’Neil’s hand 3 times…. And when his hand hit the mat the final time, he signals for the bell, and a medic! WINNERS in 35:18 – DRINK AND DESTROY!
SOULDRAGON vs. AUSTRAROO vs. FIRECHILD - #1 Contenders MatchSoulDragon and Austroo are first into the ring, but Firechild is hesitant being the only heel in the match. FC waves to SD and Austr to start the action, and after looking to each other without a solution they do. Austro whips SD into the ropes, SD bounds off, slides under Austroo and baseball slides right into FC, knocking him to the floor. FC gets up quickly and yells at SD, and therefore does’t see Austr’s slingshot plancha until he’s flattened back to the floor! Austr and SD toss FC back into the ring and FC begs off. SD instead combine with kicks and forearm shots (‘cause this is an Onslaught Rules match), then whip FC cross corner. FC bounces out of the corner and is greeted with a double clothesline! SD and Austr then pick up FC and toss him over the top rope, crashing into the ringside railing. This leads to about five minutes of face WORKRATE GOODNESS ~~!!, so everyone pop in your favorite Rey Misterio/Super Crazy CD and turn it up to 11. When you’re ready, come back and join us. Don’t worry, we’ll be right here, with Firechild loitering outside the ring waiting for his opportunity, which comes as Austr is whipped to the ropes and FC trips him, pulls him from the ring and plunges his head into the steel steps. FC laughs at how easily he laid out Austroo, and points to SD and yells “You’re next!” SD says bring it and FC climbs into the ring. SD attacks and FC counters in a series of attacks, reversals, counters, counter-reversals and possibly a reversal of a counter-reversal but I’m really not sure because it happens so fast. But it gets to a point where FC whips SD into the ropes, SD puts the brakes on and stares up into a turnbuckle. FC turns around and is CREAMED by spinning heel kick off the top rope! Austr goes for the pin, gets a two-count before it’s broken up by SD. SD and Austr stare at each other for a second, then pick up FC and toss him back over the top rope. FC is visibly upset and starts to reach for a chair, then thinks better of it. Meanwhile, back in the ring SD and Austroo are back at their heavenly goodness, doing lots of flippy-floppy stuff that brings the Internet crowd to their knees. Unfortunately, all the high risk moves don’t seem to damage the wrestlers, so neither gets anywhere close to a pin. FC hangs outside, occasionally giving them amused golf claps. Finally, SD hits a triple-flip, two-and-a-half twist plancha somersault with a half-gainer in the tuck position, and it knocks both wrestlers out in the center of the ring. FC races in and tries to pin Austroo, but only gets a two-count. He tries to pin SD, but still gets a two-count. Austroo again, again two. SD again, again two. Austroo aga…nope, cause Austroo’s up and connects with a stiff kick to the gut. Whip to the ropes, drop-toehold and FC goes throat-first into the ropes. SD is back up with a 619, and FC’s momentum sends him flying out of the ring again! FC’s definitely lost his cool now. Austroo hammers SD with a forearm to the back and whips SD into the ropes. SD leapfrogs Austroo and bounds into the ropes…where he’s met with a sickening thud as ring bell meets the back of the head, thanks to Firechild. SoulDragon falls like he has been shot, and soon enough a sickening bloody stain spreads across the back of SD’s mask. The ref somehow misses the shot, Austraroo looks on in disbelief, Firechild takes that momentary hesitation to kick Austraroo low and deliver the Wings of Phoenix! Firechild covers and gets a three count WINNER in 21:49, Firechild
Austroo is furious about the result and goes outside the ring to confronts Firechild, who once again has the ring bell. Austroo pushes Firechild once, then a second time. Firechild smirks at Austroo and turns to walk away. Austroo grabs Firechild by the shoulder and spins him around. But Firechild was waiting for that and levels Austroo with the bell. Seeing SD and Austroo both left lying from bell shots, Firechild walks out of the ring area to a loud chorus of boos.
CANADIAN DRAGON vs. ERIC O’MAC vs. THIM REYNOLDS vs. CORAX – Onslaught Championship MatchStarting out, Corax, TR, & EOM all team up pounding CD. When one gets a few shots in somebody will pull them off and get their shots in. In one spot EOM pulls TR off CD and TR takes exception and nails EOM. Both lockup and Corax drops both over the top and onto the floor. In the ring it is constant Onslaught goodness between CD & Corax. Both men counter the others moves. Eventually a CD hurricarana that spills Corax to the outside catches Corax by surprise. TR comes into the ring and he & CD have a quick sequence. TR is able to lock in full nelson but CD runs up the turnbuckle and flips over TR and dropkicks him to the outside. Before CD can even stand EOM comes in with a springboard leg drop. EOM covers for 2. EOM then goes to the top but CD is up and knocks him down to the outside. CD is once again the only man left in the ring. The crowd cheers. TR & Corax come back into the ring level CD with a double clothesline to the outside. TR tries to lock up Corax’s legs but Corax is able to sunset flip for a cover. EOM is in for the save. All 3 men are in the center of the ring slugging out when CD climbs to the top and delivers a splash to all 3 guys. CD covers TR but EOM breaks the count. Now CD & TR pair off while EOM & Corax duke it out. TR Irish whips CD while EOM Irish whips Corax. Corax and CD collide and both men go down. EOM then jumps up and is looking for a hurricarana to TR but Thim counters into a power bomb onto the other two men. TR covers all 3 but the pile kicks out at 2. TR throws CD & Corax outside and locks the reflex-o-lock onto EOM. Mac is about to tap when CD comes into the ring and land a dropkick to TR’s face. Corax is in and slingshots CD into EOM and CD is able to hit a spinning DDT. Corax & CD face off and CD gets the upper hand by hitting a shining wizard. The pin is broken up by TR who is back in and lock the reflex-o-lock onto CD. EOM climbs to the top and breaks up the submission with a 450 splash. Corax pins CD while EOM pins TR. Both kick out at 2. EOM dropkicks Corax and then goes back to TR but is caught with a chop block and then he is put in the reflex-o-lock. CD hits a leg drop to break up the submission again. TR & CD brawl to the outside. Corax gets up on the top and looks to jump onto both TR & CD but EOM is back up and gets himself into position to power bomb Corax off the ropes. EOM then flips over into a bridge and gets the 3 count. WINNER in 20:53 and New OOWF Onslaught Champion Eric O’Mac
wCw vs. JOHNNY ADRENALINE & ATTITUDE ADJUSTER – Stanley Cup Street FightVan Halen sounds over the loudspeakers, signaling the arrival of the challengers. AA and JA confidently stride thru the curtain, Johnny with stolen hockey stick in hand and Capps wearing a helmet, but seem a bit unsure of themselves when they see what awaits them. A hockey net sits in the aisle way, and the guardrail around ringside has been replaced by rink boards and ten foot high Plexiglas. Ross, Razz, and the announce table are enclosed within the penalty box! Assorted hockey equipment sits around the ringside area and the Chickenshit Heels take a survey of their environment as the World Tag Team Champions make their entrance. J.W. Westgaard and Tommy Wilder storm the ring, and the challengers bail to the floor instantly, allowing the champions to pose on the ropes for the crowd. The CSH talk each other's confidence up and they enter the ring, Adrenaline looking eye to eye with Westgaard and AA looking down on Wilder. Westgaard tells Johnny to hold on, and JWW goes out to the floor to grab a stick of his own, carefully selecting one that feels right. Meanwhile, AA talks some trash to Wilder, who dropkicks him out of his boots and to the floor. TW follows out with a slingshot plancha. Westgaard back in with a stick and Adrenaline backs off. JA motions for each of them to drop their weapons, and both go to put the sticks down. Johnny changes his mind the last minute and swings at Westgaard, but JWW grabs the stick and rips it from Johnny's grasp. JA bails to the floor. Wilder sends AA to the glass, then dropkicks him back into it, then sends AA face first to the steps with a drop toehold. Wilder walks up AA's back, then hits a standing moonsault onto him. Adrenaline runs around the ring and punks Tommy out with a forearm shot, but Westgaard chases down Johnny and sends him to the ring post. Suplex on the floor for Johnny, but before JWW can follow up, AA decks him with the helmet. Capps looks for the Attitude Adjustment on the floor, but Westgaard backdrops out of it. Wilder's back up and looks for an Asai moonsault on Adrenaline, but Johnny catches him and drives him into the boards back first, then hits a shoulder breaker. Westgaard rolls AA back in and slugs away in the corner. Running clothesline in the corner and AA staggers out and falls flat on his face. Westgaard sets up for the Crosscheck, but as he goes to the ropes, Johnny drills him in the back of the head with a hockey stick! JA stomps away like a madman, and AA gets his bearings and joins in. Double DDT, and AA covers and gets two. To the corner, and AA punches away. Westgaard fights back, and Johnny jumps in to stop that. Tommy runs back in with goalie pads and takes down the CSH. JWW rolls out and grabs another stick, then returns and beats Johnny like a rented mule! AA grabs the referee and petitions for Wilder to be sent to the penalty box for the use of the pads, but as he does so, Wilder goes up top, throws the pads at AA, then comes off with a hurricanrana, taking both guys over the top and to the floor. Johnny tries to slither away, but Westgaard is relentless, as welts rise on Johnny's back. But Adrenaline grabs the stick he left in the corner and jabs the handle into Westgaard's throat. Johnny sets the stick on the ropes in the corner and hotshots JWW onto it, breaking the stick. Wilder drags AA around the ring and opens up the penalty box, but Johnny comes off the top rope with a double axe handle to stop any shenanigans by Tommy. With the penalty box open, the CSH drag Tommy inside and go to put him thru the announce table with a power bomb. But Tommy punches at AA, hops out of the move, and steps on Johnny's head to climb on top of the glass. Tommy gets his balance, then comes off with a SHOOTING STAR PRESS ON BOTH GUYS THRU THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! The crowd is going insane by this point. Westgaard gets to his feet in the ring, crawls out to the floor and drags AA out of the rubble. Crosscheck eats nothing but glass though, as AA desperately dodges the move. Capps beats on Westgaard all the way up the aisle, suplexes him in the aisle way, then tosses him off the staging area to the floor. Meanwhile, back at ringside, Wilder has pulled Johnny's carcass from the penalty box, rolled him in the ring, and is looking for the Air walk.. AA hits the ring just in time to shake the ropes and crotch Tommy on the top turnbuckle. Double superplex gets a two count, as we have more or less a 2 on 1 here. Tommy fights valiantly, kicking off both guys and looking for a DDT on both Johnny and AA. But the CSH casually backdrop TW up and over the top to the floor. They follow out and violently send Wilder to the boards, SHATTERING a piece of the Plexiglas! Johnny and AA take turns beating on Tommy, and they wind up in the aisle by the net. Johnny grabs a stick and takes a swing at Tommy, who hits the deck, and Johnny breaks the stick off the post. Before Tommy can rally any further though, AA slaps on THE CLAW~! They can't win the match in the aisle though, so Johnny motions for a spike pile driver. JA climbs up on top of the net, and AA grabs Wilder for a pile driver. But before any damage can be done, Westgaard emerges from the back DRIVING THE ZAMBONI~! JWW drives the Zamboni into the net, knocking Johnny off, his head bouncing off the crossbar on the way down. Wilder goes low on AA, and Westgaard leaps off the Zamboni with a flying clothesline! Wilder takes the net and slams it onto Adrenaline, and wCw takes AA back toward the ring. Now THEY have the 2 on 1! Avalanche by Westgaard in the corner, and AA falls on his ass, legs spread wide open. JWW looks around, and Wilder tosses some pucks in the ring, and Westgaard lets loose! Five slap shots, and four are right on target! AA may not be bearing children anytime soon! ICE AUGER~! One, two, but Johnny is back and pulls the referee out of the ring! But Tommy with a suicide dive thru the ropes, taking both Johnny AND the referee out! JWW follows out and chokes out Johnny with a stick, then drives Johnny repeatedly headfirst into the glass. With a little help from Tommy, they put Adrenaline THROUGH the glass, and Johnny is a bloody mess! Meanwhile, AA has grabbed a skate from ringside, sneaks around, and NAILS Westgaard with it, opening up a nasty gash on HIS forehead. Tommy calls AA into the ring to wrestle, and Capps laughs at him, but obliges. They lock up, and AA grabs the advantage, but Tommy wiggles free, takes AA down, and gets a dragon sleeper. AA kicks and screams like a little girl, but manages to reverse it, but Wilder counters into a Tornado DDT. Tommy goes up top and hits the AIRWALK~! But there's no official, so no count can be made. AA begins to stir, and Tommy looks for a running dropkick, but Johnny has managed to wedge a stick between the ropes, and Wilder breaks the stick as he hits the ropes. Johnny rolls back in and hits the ADRENALINE RUSH~! Johnny covers, and the referee has crawled back into the ring. One.... Wilder is out.... two.... not like this... but Westgaard has loaded up and manages to hit Johnny in the shoulder with an 80mph slap shot from the aisle to break the cover! AA grabs a piece of one of the broken sticks and tries to make like Magnum T.A. to Wilder's Tully Blanchard, but Tommy cradles him out of nowhere. One... two... but AA kicks out. JWW gets back to the ring and grabs Johnny's already black and blue shoulder and takes him down into a cross arm breaker and now its Johnny screaming like a little girl! AA drops a leg on Westgaard to break that. Johnny gets to his feet and Wilder charges. Adrenaline sidesteps him, and AA clobbers him with a goalie's mask! One, two, and Tommy gets a shoulder up. AA sets Wilder up on the top rope and takes a few shots at him. But Westgaard flies in from out of nowhere with a CROSSCHECK~! AA goes flying out of the ring! Johnny grabs Westgaard for the Adrenaline Rush, but JWW blocks it. Ice Auger attempt is countered by Johnny into a rollup, but JWW rolls thru and sets up Johnny for NITRO~! Tommy gets to his feet up top, but AA CLOCKS Tommy with a steel chair, sending him to the floor hard! There aren't steel chairs in hockey! AA tells off the referee, and Westgaard takes down AA from behind. Johnny goes outside to pull Tommy back in, but Wilder floors him with a bag of pucks! Meanwhile, in the ring, AA gets THE CLAW on JWW. Westgaard fights it, but is going out. AA gets JWW onto his shoulders, and the ref counts. One... two... but Tommy's back in and MURDERS Capps with a chair shot to break the cover. Before Tommy can make a cover though, Johnny's back in and grabs him for another Adrenaline Rush. Wilder counters, but Johnny re-counters, and gets him up, but Westgaard hits Johnny with the CROSSCHECK IN MID-MOVE~! Wilder falls on top of Adrenaline and gets the three count! WINNERS in 38:46 and STILL OOWF Tag Team Champions: wCw
MOOSEHEAD JACK & LD WILLIAMS vs. NILES ANDERSON & CONCRETE TGAs LDW and MHJ make their entrances, NA blindsides LDW and tosses him into the barricade. CTG hammers away at MHJ once he turns around and then NA joins in with the double team. Tandem suplex on the entrance ramp! LDW kicks NA in the face while he’s still on the ground and rams his head into the barricade. CTG brawls with him into the ring and the ref rings the bell. LDW attempts an Irish whip, but CTG reverses and pulls him into a massive Belly-To-Belly Suplex. CTG stalking him. Cement Mixer~!!! countered by running into the corner and then flipping him over his shoulder directly into a head scissors submission. CTG turns with it, and then whips LDW over with a modified Electric Chair Slam. Both men down as NA and MHJ continue to brawl on the outside. MHJ gains advantage by pulling NA face first into the ring post. CTG taking it to LDW in the corner with chops and closed fists until the ref admonishes him. Rake of the eyes from LDW and a clothesline put CTG down. LDW lunges for MHJ and MHJ boots CTG in the gut twice before mounting him with punches. He drags CTG to the ropes and chokes him for a count of four then punches him in the back of the head. LDW back in with some big right hands before setting CTG’s leg on the ropes and wrenching it. When the ref forces the break, he kicks CTG in the knee, drags him out of the corner and drives the knee into the canvas with his elbow and tries to drag him to his corner. CTG kicks free and makes a lunge for NA. NA in and drops LDW with a jumping lariat. MHJ gets toe tripped onto LDW and Nile’s jumps and lands with a double stomp on both of them. He pulls MHJ to his feet and throws him out of the ring. LDW attacks him from behind and knees him in the gut twice before shooting him to the ropes. NA rebounds off with a beautiful flying forearm and drags LDW to their corner. CTG hits a sling shot leg drop across the throat for 2. CTG works over the neck with a neck crank and a vicious knee strike before pulling LDW up for a brain buster. MHJ breaks up the pin fall and NA launches into him with a diving shoulder tackle. All four men brawling once again and NA gets dumped to the outside by LDW. LDW turns around into the Kick-Wham-DDT from CTG for another 2 and MHJ nails him with a boot to the mouth. They drag him to the corner and MHJ tags in. Heart Punch into a release German suplex gets a 2 count as NA makes the save. MHJ and NA duke it out as LDW rolls in and pays CTG back with a DDT of his own. NA is escorted back to the apron and CTG has enough time to roll the shoulder at 2. MHJ is livid and pulls CTG up for a DDT. CTG counters out of it with a Russian Leg Sweep. Both men down, but CTG gets the tag to NA and NA attacks MHJ with a vengeance. He’s momentarily distracted by LDW, who tumbles to the outside with CTG. MHJ blindsides NA and sets up for a pile driver, but NA counters with a double leg pinning combination for the surprise win.
WINNERS in 27:21 Niles Anderson & Concrete TG
After the match, Niles grabs his title and bails out of the ring before Jack or CTG can get him. Concrete stares at Jack and waits for him to get to his feet. Jack is just about to stand up and likely eat a Cement Mixer when LD Williams reaches in and pulls Jack out of the ring to safety. The camera focuses on Concrete who wears a look of insane determination and anger, and with that we fade to black.
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