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Post by BookerShark on Jan 9, 2014 10:32:25 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem Live! From Last Chance, Colorado January 15, 2014
OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match Matt Folz vs. Christian Carter
PHWF World Heavyweight Title Match Power vs. TBA
Last Chance Street Fight Alexander Darling & Ghosthead vs. Suicide Kings
Non-Title Match Murphy's Law vs. Texpress
The Saints of Sinners vs. Alexis Darling, Firewoman & Banned From Everywhere Chris Evans vs. Miranda Williams Salvation vs. Mai Muyo & Danny Taylor
Card subject to a strange haze hanging over the state
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 9, 2014 10:32:56 GMT -5
Matt (wearing his homemade "If Dom Capers isn't fired, we riot" t-shirt) and Jaime are WALKING~! down a hallway. And for one of the first times in their relationship, the World Champion seems upset with his gorgeous bride.
MF: What is the one thing I asked you never to do?
JF: Matt..
MF: What is the ONE THING I asked you never to do?
JF: You asked me never to come down to ringside.
MF: Right. And what did you do tonight?
JF: I'm sorry that I almost cost you the match.
MF: Look, I love you, you know that. And to be honest, I don't have a damn clue what you see in me or how I got so lucky to have you agree to marry me. And knowing I get to spend the rest of my life with you means more to me than any championship ever could. But at the same time you need to understand that I've worked way too damn hard and way too fucking long to get where I am to let it all end in a month. I can't be at my best in the ring if I'm distracted worrying about you.
JF: You don't have to worry about me, I can take care of myself.
MF: I know you can. And I didn't have to worry about you tonight because I was facing Mai. But what about next week when I'm facing Carter? Or Moose? Or Chloe? They'll go after you right in front of me just to prove a point. Understand that I want to spend every moment I can with you, EXCEPT when I'm in the ring, ok?
JF: I understand.
MF: Glad to hear it. Thus ends our first official fight as a married couple.
JF (jokingly): Nah, don't think we'll have that many. As long as you remember I'm right 95 percent of the time.
MF (laughing): Yes dear.
The newlyweds laugh and hold hands as they continue down the hallway and eventually knock on a door. Mai Muyo opens.
MM: Hi guys.
JF: How are you feeling?
MM: I'm.... disappointed, but ok. Congratulations Matt.
MF: That was a hell of a match, and one you deserved. No matter what that racist asshole Carter said about you. I think I helped you almost too well with that Trinitarian choke, if I wasn't right next to the ropes my Championship reign would have ended right there.
Mai smiles.
MM: Thank you.
MF: You know I can't give you a rematch, not right away. Carter's got his shot this week, I've promised Taylor a shot, Ghosthead deserves an honest one on one shot. But I think this probably isn't the last time you and I will be face to face for this Championship, next time I might not be so lucky. So don't you feel upset ok?
MM: Thank you Matt.
MF: Grab your jacket. I'll be a gracious winner and buy you a burger.
MM: Sure.
The trio start walking out of camera range while continuing a conversation.
MM: I can't believe you tried to powerbomb me.
MF: Yeah, that was a mistake, but no one ever accused me of being a Rhodes Scholar.
FADE
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 9, 2014 10:33:20 GMT -5
*Jose Reyna is in a dingy looking gym, furiously kicking a striking bag. Jason Allen is not too far, punching away at a bag of his own.*
*Both men notice the OOWF camera's and stop what they're doing. They look straight at the hard camera*
Jason: Alexander Darling, Ghosthead you both have been the targets of the Suicide Kings since our inception. Next week, me and Jose not only get to show once again that we are better than you but we finally get to put you down, for good!
Jose: Ghosthead, you desperate, cowardly fool. You thought your ambush on Christian before the show was going to stop him? All it did was fuel him to overcome the odds, once again! How am I not surprised with your cowardly act? Oh yes! Now I remember, you also cheap shotted Jeremy and myself less than a year ago when we teamed with you.
You see Jared, despite what your last name is, you are not a Man. You weren't man enough to confront Christian face to face, you weren't man enough to retain your OOWF title and you are not man enough to defeat the Suicide Kings next week. If you have any dignity left, you will leave this company before Wednesday comes and save yourself the pain, the embarrassment and the grief. Fighters the caliber of myself shouldn't have to waste his talent on someone who perceives himself to be the head of a Ghost, anyways.
Jason: Alexander, something tells me you are used to not being liked in this company. It's almost as if it's second nature for you to get jumped and beat down every other day of the week. Well, as sad and pathetic as that life seems to be, it looks like we'll be putting you out of your misery. Hey, when we send you to the hospital, think of it as time away from the old ball and chain!
Jose: Last Chance, Colorado will witness a blood bath. All I ask is that you either prepare to bow down to the Suicide Kings or prepare to go to war. It will most definitely be your last chance!
*Jose Falcon Kicks the Punching Bag, ripping it in half*
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 9, 2014 10:33:46 GMT -5
(We see Moose and Chloe backstage walking, having an animated discussion...and by that I mean that Chloe is having an animated discussion and Moose is just nodding his head. Finally Moose stops and grabs Chloe by the chin. He speaks softly to her and she slowly nods her head. They turn back to resume their walk when they approach the Draculs. Moose and Chloe smile, and we hear part of the conversation...)
Moose: ...your assistance in Chloe's plan has been invaluable. And now as we promised, Chloe?
(Chloe reaches into her pockets and pulls out three piles of money. Moose takes two of them and gives one each to Radu and Vlad. Moose pulls them aside to talk as Chloe takes Tavian in another direction.)
Chloe: You know, Tavian, I always thought the world of you. If it wasn't for Jack, I could see something...special between us...you and I have so much in common. You're so much better than your brothers...and I really think you're great.
(Chloe leads Tavian around the corner and pushes him up against the wall. She gets thisclose to his face and a smile comes across Tavian's face. )
Chloe: It's just too bad, really. You know, Tavian, there's one thing I really want...no, need to do right now. Just close your eyes...
(Tavian closes his eyes and puckers up like an idiot. Chloe smirks and drives a knee into his scepter and orbs. She picks him up for a Corkscrew on the floor, covers him, the referee appears and counts three!)
WINNER – AND NEW DDT Ironperson Heavy Metal Champion – Chloe
(Chloe lays the money on Tavian's chest.)
Chloe: There, money well earned. See ya!
Tavian: Bitch.
(Chloe smirks and walks away. As he approaches Moose she starts crying.)
Moose: What's wrong?
Chloe: Tavian said Chad was better than you.
Moose: Did he, now?
(Moose walks away and we hear the start of a fight as Chloe smirks and the cameras fade.)
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 9, 2014 10:34:11 GMT -5
Somewhere in Henan Province China... The OOWF invisible ninja cam opens to a view of mountains, surrounded by beautiful bamboo forests. Up at the top of one mountain an ancient Buddhist monastery can be seen. The entire scene resonates age, peace and wisdom… TW: Wow. That is a freaking LOT of steps. The camera pans to show Tommy Wilder, hair a crazy shade of orange under a pith helmet, wearing a "X – Los Angeles" concert shirt, a Dr. Who scarf, Hawaiian print board shorts, carrying a skateboard and towing a red wagon with 2 Cony kegs marked "Red Bull Concentrate" – a Camelback style drinking tube runs from one keg to a clip off the helmet for easy drinking. TW: I hope there is a rail I can grind down this thing… Voice: You travel so far up, only to come back down in a hurry? TW: Hello? OK, what's with the spooky 'voice from nowhere'? Ghostie….is that you? Voice: Not a spirit… possibly a guide. Certainly a…. Wilder spins around, looking for the source of the voice and finds… TW: Wadddafuh? Monkey: What are you fighting? What is your enemy, Tommy Wilder? TW: Did I get some bad 'Bull? Nooo… there is no such thing as bad bull…. (Rock hits Wilder) TW: OW! Hey! Monkey: What are you fighting? TW: Right now? Sleep. Usually? Moosie and the rest of the Fun Bunch, maybe Alexis, or Mai… Monkey: Wrong. TW: Huh? Monkey: Gravity. And Yourself. TW: Gravity? Gravity ain't got nothing…. OW! Quit with the rocks! Monkey: You must learn to anticipate. To go faster, jump higher. You must break the limits set by your mind. Monkey jumps 15' straight up, Grabs a bamboo stalk, swings around as it bends, grabs a piece of fruit from a nearby tree, and swings to the ground. TW: Duuuude. Monkey: Now you. TW: Huh? Monkey – jump from bamboo stalk to tree to bamboo, until you reach the monastery. This teach you to defy gravity. TW: I don't get…. OW! Monkey: To the temple! Perhaps you need…incentive… Monkey picks up a stick…. TW: No! BAD MONKEY! OW!!! OK! OK! Wilder jumps, grabs a bamboo stalk, and using it's spring, gets to a tree, and starts jumping from tree to stalk, like a more realisitic "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon" scene. While being chased by a monkey. A monkey with a stick. Camera pans over to a very old man in Buddhist monk robes, holding a broom and slowly walking up the steps, pulling Tommy's Red Bull Wagon. Old Man (with a familiar voice): He has potential. Now if we can only get him to stop talking to monkeys. Old man contuinues toward the monastery, and we see he has an OOWF bumper sticker on the basket he is carrying on his back. He takes a sip from the Camelback tube… OM: So, that is where my order of Red Bull went… Fade
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 9, 2014 15:28:41 GMT -5
Christian Carter is seen sitting down with a smile on his face…
CC: You know, if it wasn’t for the fact that I’m the number one contender for the World Heavyweight Championship, I’d be a bit pissed for that sucker attack that I was given by Jared Mann…Jared, you are the sorest loser I have ever known…I didn’t need to use brass knucks to beat you, but the opportunity arose, and I took it. So in the words of a former King, “Don’t hate the player…hate the game…” In this case, don’t hate the next World Heavyweight Champion, hate the fact that you can’t beat me.”
Now as for you Matthew, I can’t imagine what would happen to that pretty little woman of yours if she shows her face in our match next week. It would be a shame to see her get hurt, so you better keep her on a leash. As for you, I told you I would come out of last nights match, and face you again. It is my destiny to win MY WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP, and rule this company with an iron fist, with the rest of the Kings.
I will beat you, I will destroy you, and I will regain what you took from me. And when it’s all said and done Matthew, you will bow down, on your hands and knees, and kiss my feet like all conquered enemies do, and pledge your allegiance to me and the Kings. Your reign as champion will be short lived Matthew, and this time, no one is going to be around for you to steal another victory from me.
Camera fades.
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 9, 2014 15:29:12 GMT -5
~~~ Inside the Texpress Express heading to Colorado ~~~
Chad: I'm getting worried about Tommy. I think someone should go look for him.
Zane: You should be worried about winning and not being distracted.
Chad: I said I was sorry.
Zane: You lost focus. You let your feelings for Miranda interfere
Chad: Don't blame her.
Zane: I don't blame her. I blame you. She used a good ploy. And it worked. I don't want a repeat this week.
Chad: I don't think the Murphy's will use the same tactic.
Zane: Doesn't matter. We need to be prepared.
Chad: I know, Trust Me
Bridgette: Speaking of that, We should release a statement about his actions.
Chad: Why?
Bridgette: You need to get in front of this. it's better to be pro-active rather than re-active.
Chad: Fine. (turns to the ninjacam)
Chad: Jackie, Jackie, Jackie. Is this the game we're going to play? You know it's one you're destined to lose. You cannot blame me for your actions. You have a choice. You choose to do evil, despicable things. That blood is not on my hands.
You remind me of someone Jackie. Mike Tyson. You remember Tyson in the 80's? Baddest man on the planet. World Champion. So what happened? He lost, went to jail and was exposed, just like I exposed you. He wasn't the baddest man around anymore. So what did he do? Bit a man's ear off, Threatened to eat someone else's children, and tattooed his face. He went crazy, then faded into obscurity. What is he now? A side show act, a cautionary tale.
That's your destiny Moose, that's the path you have chosen. You've been exposed, you aren't the school yard bully any more. No one is afraid of you. You're going crazy, blaming everyone else but you for your won failures, with a little psychotic lapdog to feed your rage, and soon enough you will fade into obscurity, banished to a life of irrelevancy. Trust Me
~~~ Silence for a moment, then... ~~~
Zane: Can we get back to work now?
Chad: Sure. I'm still worried about Tommy.
Bridgette: I'll see if we can send someone to track him.
Chad: Won't be easy.
Bridgette: Is anything easy ever around here?
Zane: Hello? Match with the World Champions coming up?
Chad: Right. Should be a good one?
~~~ Zane tosses his notebook at Chad in frustration as we fade... ~~~
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 10, 2014 17:19:31 GMT -5
We see Matt Folz sitting in front of his television, Carter's most recent promo paused on screen.
MF: As some of you may remember, a few months ago after a particularly stupid promo by Jose Reyna, I paid homage to one of my favorite websites of all time and did a Fire Joe Morgan style takedown of it. No one was particularly clamoring for me to do another one, but guess what? I'm World Champion and I can do whatever the fuck I want. Let's fire this son of a bitch up:
Christian Carter is seen sitting down with a smile on his face…
CC: You know, if it wasn’t for the fact that I’m the number one contender for the World Heavyweight Championship,
MF: Good start! A coherent and true fact, maybe you aren't as stupid as I thought you were.
I’d be a bit pissed for that sucker attack that I was given by Jared Mann…Jared, you are the sorest loser I have ever known
MF: ...and never mind what I just said, you are an idiot. Clearly you don't own a mirror, considering you've been whining and crying like a bitch EVERY SINGLE DAY since the end of the Pay Per View.
I didn’t need to use brass knucks to beat you
MF: The hell you didn't.
but the opportunity arose, and I took it.
MF: Good for you, no one is begrudging you that fact. You did what you had to do. What you're refusing to admit is that I did exactly the same thing to you.
Now as for you Matthew
Folz looks into the camera and does a big exaggerated wave.
MF: HI!
I can’t imagine what would happen to that pretty little woman of yours if she shows her face in our match next week. It would be a shame to see her get hurt, so you better keep her on a leash.
MF: While Jaime and I appreciate your concern, don't get into my personal life. For instance, I don't comment on the relationship between you and your hand do I?
As for you, I told you I would come out of last nights match, and face you again.
MF: Congratulations. I'm actually glad you won. The match I had with Mai took a lot out of me, I'm glad for the opportunity to face an easy opponent this week.
It is my destiny to win MY WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP, and rule this company with an iron fist, with the rest of the Kings.
MF: Ok, Alberto Del Dumbass. Let's say hypothetically that you beat the 100,000 to 1 odds and beat me to become World Champion on Wednesday. How long before Allen and Jos get jealous and decide to go for the Championship themselves? A week? Maybe two? They're not going to rule with you, they're going to look to overthrow you. But that doesn't matter, because the closest you're ever getting to this Championship is when I hold it over your unconscious body.
I will beat you, I will destroy you, and I will regain what you took from me.
MF: You will actually do none of those things, but it's good to dream though.
And when it’s all said and done Matthew, you will bow down, on your hands and knees, and kiss my feet like all conquered enemies do, and pledge your allegiance to me and the Kings.
MF: Bwahahahahahahaha Good luck getting that to happen.
Your reign as champion will be short lived Matthew
MF: Considering all the phenomenal wrestlers we have here, it's very possible that this could be true. Someone could get lucky and catch me on an off night... it sure as HELL won't be you though.
and this time, no one is going to be around for you to steal another victory from me.
MF: I don't need any help to defeat you, believe me.
Fade
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 10, 2014 17:20:14 GMT -5
Christian Carter is seen sitting down, watching Matthew Folz breakdown of Carter last promo. Carter looks up after Folz is done talking, and Carter looks into the camera.
CC: I’m glad you think me kicking your ass is some big joke Matthew…because the only joke here is you wearing that title…MY TITLE! You can sit there and pick apart everything I say, and have some witty punch line, but in the end, I am going to walk out of Colorado with my title, that is the truth.
You are right though, I don’t like to admit things, but I have to hand it to you, you basically did to me what I did to Jared, but the difference here is on Wednesday, there won’t be a third man in that ring, that I laid out, only to have you steal another victory from me… This time Matthew, you have to pin me.
Now granted you did that three weeks ago, after Alexander Darling basically handed you my title on a silver platter, this time will be different…this time, I will not be dazed or confused, to where you will beat me in 39 seconds. You’re going to have to kill me Matthew to walk out of Colorado with that title still around your waist.
And as far as the Kings, starting some sort of coup, you obviously don’t know Jose and Jason very well. We may have had issues in the past, but that is long over with…we are here because of the lack of respect that we are recieving…being LBCW guys, we feel we have been over looked, and basically under appreciated. And right now Matthew, you are being very disrespectful, and I guess it is up to me handle this situation. Matthew, this is on your hands…whatever happens to anyone you care about or love, it is on your hands. You don’t want to piss me off any more than I am. Ask your buddy Alexander. I’ll see you Wednesday.
Carter motions for the camera to cut off as it fades to black.
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 18, 2014 11:40:25 GMT -5
We cut to Matt and Jaime watching the latest Carter promo. Jaime grabs the remote and rewinds to a line: You’re going to have to kill me Matthew to walk out of Colorado with that title still around your waist. JF: Give him his wish. Lock the Folzmission on him and hold it until the entire roster has to pry you off his unconscious, lifeless body. Fade
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 18, 2014 11:41:22 GMT -5
<Moose walks into the locker room where Chloe is looking at her newly won DDT title and skipping around happily. Behind him are the Black Hand. Chloe stops and just stares at them. Moose looks at Chloe, and she immediately casts her stare to the floor. Moose smirks and walks to the table, pours himself a drink and lights a cigar. He slowly walks over to Chloe, who still has not looked up. Moose grabs her chin softly and tilts her head up so she is looking in her eyes>
MHJ: Is there something you want to tell me?
Chloe: Jack I just.....
<her words are cut off when Jack gives her a look, her gaze heads back to the floor>
MHJ: these men are our allies. We are stronger with the Black Hand backing us. You know what you have to do.
Chloe: But Jack! I.....
MHJ: <sternly> CHLOE!
Chloe: <looking down again> yes Jack
<Chloe walks over to Tavian and looks him in the eyes, then slowly sinks to her knees.....then falls to her back on the floor. Tavian looks around nervously, then looks at Moose>
MHJ: Well?
<Tavian gets down on his knees and covers Chloe, a referee appears.....ONE.....TWO....THREE! WINNER AND NEW DDT IRON PERSON HEAVY METAL CHAMPION - TAVIAN DRACUL!
<Tavian takes the belt and slowly backs toward the door, Chloe just goes and sulks in the corner, Moose takes a deep drag from his cigar and looks at Tavian>
MHJ: Mr. Dracul.....I believe that rights a particular wrong.....however.....allies or not, you have something that is very important to someone in this room. I think it would be.......a show of good faith......to make everyone here happy
<as he says this, Stank and LD walk into the room, putting the odds in the Saints favor. Tavian looks at his brothers and they both nod. Tavian walks over to Chloe and extends his arm. Chloe looks at him hard for a minute, then smirks. She grabs Tavian's arm and wrings it, and he quickly taps out....the referee reappears.....
WINNER BY SUBMISSION AND NEW DDT IRON MAN HEAVY METAL CHAMPION - CHLOE!
<Chloe beams as the referee hands her the title, then looks at Tavian and extends her hand, they shake and Chloe immediately takes a seat at Moose's feet, Moose looks around the room, takes a long drag from his cigar and grins>
MHJ: Black Hand and Saints.......lets drink!
<drinks are poured and passed around and we fade>
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 18, 2014 11:42:53 GMT -5
It's late and Mai Muyo is returning from a late night work out. She is tired and casually flicks on the light in her locker-room, and is surprised to see Dashing Victor Deniro sitting casually in a chair across the room. Mai gasps a quick breath and steps back.
Mai: Oh. Victor. You startled me.
Victor stands up slowly leaning on his cane and smiles.
DVD: I'm sorry, I did not intend to startle you.
Mai looks around, uncertain as to why Victor is here.
DVD: Calm down, I'm not here to harm you.
Mai: Not that it's not nice to see you, but why are you here?
Victor pauses for a moment, before speaking.
DVD: It's because I don't understand you.
Mai looks confused and goes to speak but she is cut off.
DVD: You are a Muyo. Like your brother. I understand your brother. I have....interacted.....with him enough to get his motivations. You, however, confuse me. You seem pure. As pure as another I know. Yet still, you are a Muyo.
Mai: You are worried that I will turn on Danny this week in our match?
Victor shakes his head and starts pacing, thumping his cane with each step.
DVD: No, just the opposite, I don't know what to expect from you. You face your brother and a close friend. Instinct tells me that you should be a threat. Someone who will turn on Danny and hurt him. Yet everything you have done shows otherwise. I don't understand you.
Mai: I....am sorry?
DVD: NO!(Mai steps back not sure what Victor is saying) no. You are good....pure....I don't understand it.......it doesn't fit what all the others are doing.....but it is you.
There is a long and awkward pause. Mai looks around as if for anything to lessen the tension in the air. Meanwhile Victor continues to pace as if she is not even there, mumbling to himself.
DVD: (under his breath) Time will tell. If she is an enemy, she will fall like all the others.
Victor then stops and stares daggers at Mai.
DVD: Time will tell the truth.
With that Victor limps off, and as the sound of his cane thumps into the distance, Mai just stands and watches. Moments later, Dynamite Danny Taylor walks into the light and looks at her. Nothing but sympathy is in his eyes. Neither of the two say anything, and after a moment passes they embrace in a hug. When they separate, Mai looks up to Danny.
Mai: I hope you can find him and bring him back.
Danny nods and then leans in and touches his forehead to Mai's. He then stands tall and holds two closed fists far apart before bringing them close together.
Mai: Yes, I suppose we both have those we are trying to protect. Time will tell if we will succeed.
Danny makes the sign language signal for Luck.
Mai: and I to you.
The two embrace again and head in separate directions as the scene
FADES
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 18, 2014 11:43:38 GMT -5
(Edra Neal is dressed for Church, carrying what looks like the family Bible, as she leaves her suite. She runs into SFJ 3.14159 as she is on her way out.)
SFJ Π: Power, your sister has back her DDT Ironperson Heavy Metal Championship that you took from her a couple of weeks ago.
Edra: Yes, and I'm not surprised. Didja notice that it took three, no, FOUR of them jumping me after the match for them to take that back? Draculs, Saints, your time is coming, and let it be known that while I'm not a White Hat by any stretch of the imagination, you're in my sights. As for my sister. (Edra smirks) I knew your relationship with Moose was just that filthy. One word from him and you're on your knees, you're on your back. I wonder if that's just your everyday ordinary level of filth. I wonder how much you do for him behind closed doors to keep that disgusting smile on his face. And as for you, “Regulator Prime”, this week it'll be inside a steel cage, anything goes, and it's for something I never knew I really wanted, the PHWF World Championship. After a long layoff, after a trying time of grieving, I found a desire to come back here, more than bringing my wayward sister home, and it's gold. The only way you ever found a way to a championship here, Chloe, was riding on my coattails. I've proven that not only is Power back, but Power has what it takes to win solo gold. You, on the other hand, will spend your time on your back, all in the service of your sick, demented leader.
SFJ Π: But Edra, your sister and the Saints have...
Edra: MY SISTER has sold out her heritage, her family, and her God, all to worship at the feet of that demented, sick bastard. And all in the name of what SHE thinks is love. I know the truth, Clio. All that man wants is your shell. I want to reclaim your soul in the name of our family, in the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit. Come home, Clio. We will save you. We will find you a new doctor to treat your Biastophilia, and once we have that under control, our lives will once again be...perfect. Now if you'll excuse me...
(Edra leaves the interview area and exits the arena, heading for the Howard United Methodist Church, as the scene fades....)
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 18, 2014 11:44:41 GMT -5
FADE in at a diner in Akron, Colorado (as Last Chance has nothing). Sitting having his meal is The Crusher Stan Fulton. A Ninja-Cam® Hover Camera™ settles in (think the floating cameras ISN uses in Babylon 5) Fulton looks up and sighs.
“Alright let’s get this over with. Why you freaks always show up when I’m eating is beyond me.
“Let’s start with last week. Eco and I had our going away match. The proverbial ‘put a bow tie on it and walk away’ match. I proved that for one night I was the better wrestler. And now we’re back together again for a match against my partner’s sister and Danny Taylor.
“I find myself highly amused by Victor’s concern over Mai turning on her partner. Mai Muyo is so pure of heart it makes Ghandi look like Charles Manson. The only Muyo that might turn on their partner this week is my partner.
“Now Eco and I used each other without a doubt. I used his skill to get my OOWF Grand Slam championship. A feat which I must say gets no respect from anyone else in this company. Not one of the other Grand Slam champions has ever come up to me and shook my hand. Not one has ever said, ‘Congratulations, Stan.’ Disrespect. It’s the mantra I used when I first came into this company. Now, four years later and after holding EVERY title this company has ever offered I still get no respect.
“So I used Eco to get what I wanted. And Eco used me. He used me to show his sister that he was a changed man. To show the OOWF that he is still relevant. To prove to himself that he could hold a title that he didn’t award himself. And what has that accomplished? He’s been slowly going mad the entire time.
“Oh believe me, I’ve seen it. I’ve known of it. But it never became an issue between us because I believed Juni had it under control. He was controlling the madness, not the other way around. But I’m not so sure any longer.
“What happens Wednesday night when I drop an elbow on Mai’s chest? I love Mai like my own sister. I will never intentionally hurt her. But this is a wrestling match and things happen. If it does, what does my partner do? Side with blood. It’s not even gold over blood anymore. We’re no longer tag team champs. We’re just another tag team finishing out the contract.
“So Victor, be at ease. Mai will never turn on Danny, even for her brother. I, however, will have to watch out not only for my opponents but for my own partner. Should be a load of fun, huh?
“Now, moving beyond that. Let’s go back to my mention of the other Grand Slam champions disrespect. That’s going to end. If I cannot get respect, I will at least get notice. So very soon, The Crusher Stan Fulton will put at least one of my fellow honorees on notice. And then I will go on and beat each and every one of you to prove I am not only your equal. I am your better.
“Enjoy the pain.”
Fulton reaches over with a surprising quickness and kills the power to the Ninja-Cam as we CUT TO BLACK.
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 18, 2014 11:45:37 GMT -5
**Yukon Cornelius is facing Zabi Khan at an PHWF house show when L.D. Williams strolls down the aisle. He pulls down the top rope as Cornelius hits them, sending him toppling to the floor. Cornelius rolls to his feet and Williams greets him with a brass knuckle assisted punch. Williams slides into the ring as the bell rings. Khan throws a punch, but Williams catches it, knees him in the stomach, and KILLS him with a Canadian Destroyer. He kicks Khan under the ropes and calls for a microphone.**
LDW: "For those of you who've been living under a rock,my name is L.D. Williams, aka the foundation of the OOWF and the reason this pathetic excuse for a company still exists.
Go ahead, boo. You're just proving my point.
I've only ever asked you for one thing. The same thing I ask of my peers - respect. I never wanted cheers or adulation. I don't care whether you love me or hate me. But I've spent the last decade putting my body on the line in this ring, and I think that entitles me to a little respect. And what do I get?"
**A number of Texpress fans start chanting 'two-faced jackass.**
LDW: "That. Two-faced jackass. Beneath contempt. That's how your heroes address me. That's how your 'White Hats' treat a legend. Even our new World Champion - congratulations Matt, by the way - forgets all about me when he's offering up title shots. So I've made a New Year's resolution. I'm going to take Zane Myers' advice and be who I truly am...
**Williams stares at the crowd and a smile creeps onto his face.**
LDW: "kz, The Five, even the Saints thus far...that was just a prelude.
Let the war begin."
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 18, 2014 11:47:43 GMT -5
Christian Carter, Jason Allen & Jose Reyna Jr. are seen getting out of a limo, and the location is a bit sketchy...Carter looks at a building that's seen its better days. Carter stands quietly looking at the building.
JA: Are we in the right place?
CC: Oh were in the right place...just bring back.a few memories. Carter stands for a few moments and then starts to walk to.the front.
JR: Is he here?
Carter doesn't verbally answer but nods as he opens the door. As theall get in, Carter walks to the first door on the left and opens it. There sits Moosehead Jack with Chloe sitting at his feet. She straightens up when she sees Carter and a smile to boot. But the smile goes away when Allen and Reyna walk in behind him.
MHJ: Well if it isn't the former World Heavyweight Champion, Mr. Carter...and what do I owe this esteemed honor?
CC: Jack, Ms. Neal (Chloe blushes), I need your help...
Somewhere from out of nowhere, LD Williams and Stank come from nowhere standing behind the Kings.
S: So now you need our help...A few months ago you left...felt you were better than us...
MHJ: Stank...
CC: You're right Lucas...I left...not because I was better than you but because I needed something different. I owe you guys everything...and I will never be able to repay you for what you have done for me and my career. But I need one more favor...
MHJ: And what is this favor?
CC: I need to borrow her.
MHJ: Chloe?
CC: Yes...I need her...skills.
Chloe looks at Jack who has a grin on his face and then gets giddy and let's out a small chuckle.
Carter hands him a price of paper and Moose looks at it...and gives itto Chloe who pops.to attention when she looks at it.
CC: Can you get that for me if needed?
Chloe nods without saying a word.
MHJ: I.don't think Folz would appreciate this one bit...but when do I give a fuck what he thinks?
CC: Its only if needed...and I will call you then and only then. Matthew Folz will regret ever screwing with me...and Wednesday, I take what's precious to him.
MHJ: We will.be seeing ya....champ.
Carter and the Kings leave as Chloe still has the paper in hand...she looks at Jack.
MHJ: Man I really did a number with that one.
Camera fades.
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 18, 2014 11:48:23 GMT -5
In the OOWF Training Ring, Lexie and Fire are arguing over the best way to do a move of some sort when Justin Sane and Awesome Bill come in.
LD: Great.
FW: Hey, guys. What's up?
ABFD: We's just in th'neighborhood and was thinkifyin' we needed to get in some practicificating with y'uns afore our match with them Sainted Sinners.
LD: Saints of--
FW: Don't...it's not worth it...c'mon in guys.
Awesome Bill does indeed get right into the ring and puts down his towel and four mason jars in the corner. Alexis and Fire watch. Justin looks around expectantly.
FW: She's not here, Justin.
JS: Um...who?
FW: Miranda.
JS: Oh...she's with Chad probably.
Fire looks at him with...wow, is that sympathy? Lexie just shakes her head and goes to a corner.
FW: No, actually she's not. I think she and her dad were going to lunch.
This perks Justin up a bit and so he hops in the ring.
ABFD: Now, I was thinkifyin', you ladies can just hang back, and we'ns would take care of them ol' Sinful Sainters. No need riskin' yer manicures on a bunch of scroungy dogs like them. So Justin and I here will--
LD: What about Chloe?
FW: Who?
LD: Oh, cut it out.
JS: She's right...Chloe's not a dude.
ABFD: Is you SUUUUURE?
LD: I'd say Fire is sure....
ABFD: Fahrwoman?
FW: Huh? I guess she's not....
LD: Seriously, what is up with you and that?
ABFD: Alright it's settled...Me and Justin here will take care of Stankman, BD, and Mooseface, and you ladies can--
LD: You know, we CAN hold our own...Fire is a grandslam winner, and has defeated everyone on their side--
FW: Except LD...
LD: Right...what about kz?
FW: I don't know. I don't keep my win/loss record in my head, that's what Sharky is for.
LD: Who?
JS: Let's just get started...
ABFD: Right you are Justin! First, we need to hydratize.
LD: Huh?
ABFD: DRINK, Electra...gotsta keep the fluids goin'. Now I brought y'all yer own mason jar of my special brewin' of PCPL-Sport.
FW: Sport?
ABFD: Specially formulatified to give you an extra boost when workin' out.
JS: These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.
ABFD: No, but Drunky and Drunkette tried them and ran around the track twice as fast.
Justin hands Fire and Alexis their mason jars. They shrug and take the lids off and start to drink it--
ABFD: Now CAREFUL, Ladies...this aint yer normal Pine Cone Party Likker...it's got a bit more--
Fire and Alexis, no strangers to partying, look at him, then at each other, and smile...and toss 'em back, drinking about a third of the jar. Bill and Justin look at them in shock, mouths gaping open.
Justin: Whoooooaaaaa.....
ABFD: Fahr!! Electra!!! Take it easy, now, that ain't for no tea party!
Fire and Alexis stop drinking and look at Bill and Justin smiling, as they wipe their mouths (mason jars not being really graceful to drink from). They look at each other and....
Their eyes roll into the back of their heads as they fall backward on to the canvas. They are both out like lights.
ABFD: Oh no! We killified them!
Justin takes their pulses.
ABFD: Ol' Alex is gonna killify us now!
JS: No, they're alive. Just unconscious.
ABFD: Let's get out of here then....
JS: But what about our match!?
ABFD: They'll be fine by then, and if this batch is anything like that last one, I reckon they won't rememberize anything..
Bill and Justin grab the mason jars and towels and beat a hasty retreat, leaving Fire and Alexis sleeping peacefully in the ring.
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 18, 2014 11:49:48 GMT -5
Matt Folz watches Carter's latest promo, quickly pulls out his phone and hits a number.
MF: Hey, it's me. You know that favor we were talking about? How quick can you get your ass to Last Chance, Colorado? Good, see you soon.
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 18, 2014 11:51:52 GMT -5
<the opinions expressed in this promo are not representative of the thoughts of the OOWF as a whole. Those easily offended may want to skip this. Viewer discretion is advised>
<we cut to the streets of Last Chance……what few there are, and the INC is following Power, dressed in a long skirt and heels, as she wanders through what had once been a promising town. She cuts down several abandoned blocks and comes to the old Last Chance Church. She takes a deep breath and heads toward the church. She walks in and stands blinking for a moment as her eyes adjust to the dark. After a moment, we notice there are candles lit, and a man stands at the pulpit with his back to Edra while two others kneel before the pulpit, covered in robes.>
P: Oh….I’m sorry….I thought this place was abandoned
<the man in the pulpit does not turn around, but speaks>
Man: My child, this is a house of worship, it is never abandoned. You seem…….troubled
P: <sighing> I am with the wrestling company in town…..the OOWF
Man: I have heard of such a company, many heathens reside in their ranks
P: Yes…..but there are a few genuinely good too. But yeah……the bad far outweighs the good
Man: what is troubling you my child?
P: <sighing again> My sister…….she is being brainwashed by the biggest heathen in the company. She has surrendered everything to him…..her heritage, her family, herself…….her soul
Man: She sounds like a wicked woman
P: <sadly> she is just lost. She just needs me. I need to guide her down the right path, help her reclaim her soul from Jack
Man: My child…….there is no soul to reclaim
P: <shaking her head> I don’t believe it. Even though she has turned her back on everything, including God, I………
Man: My child…..<the man turns around and pulls the robe from his head revealing Moose with an evil smirk on his face> there is no God
P: <eyes wide> you son of a……..
<as she says this, the two who had been kneeling before the pulpit stand up and turn around and take down their hoods revealing Chloe and Tavian. Power turns around and we see Vlad and Radu step from the shadows blocking the door.>
MHJ: Time for the sacrifice
<with that the Dracul’s rush Power, she gets in a few shots, but she is in no shape to fight. They quickly overwhelm her and beat her down to the floor. They drag her to the baptismal, full of fetid water and repeatedly dunk her head letting her up gasping for air. Chloe stands watching transfixed, a sinister smile across her face. Finally she speaks>
Chloe: ENOUGH! Bring her here
<the Dracul’s drag a barely conscious Power to Chloe and Chloe just glares at her, then repeatedly slaps her across the face getting her attention. Moose slowly walks toward her then reaches into his boot and pulls out a scalpel, Power’s eyes go wide with fear. Chloe puts her hand out and Moose holds it and carves an upside down cross into the back of her hand. Chloe flinches slightly, but rage just burns in her eyes, blood drips off her hand and she holds it over Power, the Dracul’s tilt her head back so it drips on her face>
Chloe: “upon your denial of faith, and in accordance with Jack’s command, I baptize you, Power, in the name of my mentor, my protector, my savior, Moosehead Jack. Saved by his benevolence, and resurrected by his understanding. I baptize you Edra Cox with the TRUE blood…..Neal blood. Let him save you as well.”
<Power just glares at her sister, blood running down her face. She takes a deep breath and spits a glob of blood back in Chloe’s face, Chloe lunges for her, but Moose puts a hand on her shoulder and she immediately stops>
MHJ: She’s made her choice. <Moose looks at the Draculs and nods> Proceed
<Jack and Chloe walk from the church, as they are leaving, we hear crashing and cries of pain. As Moose steps out of the church and throws his robe to the ground, he lights up a cigar and laughs and walks away, Chloe at his side, staring at the cross on her hand with fire burning in her eyes>
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 18, 2014 11:58:34 GMT -5
*OOWF Hallways*
Alexander Darling is walking down the Hallway of Inevitable Encounters when he sees Justin Sane and Awesome Bill skittering along as they continue to look over their shoulder and paying no attention to what is in front of them. They both stagger right into Alexander and almost fall over. They do that typical slow turn as they come face to face with Alex.
Justin: Boss man, you see...
Bill: We done warned your lady folk.
Alexander: ...
Justin: They said they could handle...
Bill: They aren't killified or anytin...they just sleepin.
Alexander: ...
Justin: Aren't you all good now...you won't hurt us, right?
Bill: I done seen you in a mask and cape like those heroes. You have a code.
Alexander: ...Hmmmm.
Justin: Boss, we promise nothing will happen to boss lady and wife lady on Wednesday.
Bill: That's right...we will protect them women folk like my dear ole pappy taught me.
Alexander: *laughing* Protect the women folk Bill?
Bill: Yes sirree.
Alexander: Good luck with that. I ain't mad at you boys. If my wife and sister want to try and continue to play these one upsmanship games, its their own damn fault. Everyone knows better than to sample the PCPL on an empty stomach. Besides, Justin here is my boy. I'd never do anything to hurt him.
Justin: I'm your boy? Sweet, I will be getting lots of $5 when you die.
Alexander: That's not...you know what...here's a head start.
Alex hands over a $5 bill to Justin and pats him on the back which sends him flying into the pallets that happened to be there and he crashes through them all. Bill goes to help him up but "accidentally" trips over Alex's extended leg and lands in a heap next to Justin. Alex just shakes his head as he heads towards the training room where his sister and wife are still out cold. He calls over some stagehands and has them roll the two ladies out of the ring and help him take them back to their locker room as we...
*Fade*
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 18, 2014 12:00:59 GMT -5
We cut to the World Champion's suite and see Matt in conversation with someone.
MF: I appreciate this man, you coming down here and helping me.
The camera pans over to a yet unnamed man. 6'6, 240 pounds, dark hair, intense dark eyes, still looking like the former All-State linebacker he was.
UM: Hey, we've been friends all our lives. There's not a thing I wouldn't do for you and you know that, but are you sure this is completely necessary?
MF: What would you do in this situation?
UM: 30 years I've known you, never seen you like this.
MF: Never had this much to lose before.
Just then Jaime walks in.
JF: Hi hon..... oh, didn't know we were going to have company. Hello.
MF: Jaime, this is Nathaniel Tye, my oldest and closest friend. Nate, this is the love of my life Jaime.
JF: Nice to meet you.
NT: And a pleasure to meet you as well. You are even more beautiful than Matt described.
JF: Well thank you.
NT: My apologies for missing your wedding, I was out of the country on business.
JF: Oh? What do you do? If you don't mind me asking..
NT: Not at all. I run a private security firm in Los Angeles.
JF: Oh cool.
MF: I'm glad you two are hitting it off so well, because you're going to be spending a lot of time together.
JF: Excuse me?
MF: I'm hiring Nate to be your personal body guard... whenever I'm not around, wherever you go He goes.
JF: Mr. Tye, I'm sorry my husband wasted your time calling you down here. But that's completely unnecessary.
MF: Nate, could you give us a minute?
NT: Of course. I'll step out in the hallway, take your time.
Nathaniel steps outside and Jaime turns and glares at her husband.
JF: Are you fucking insane? I'm not agreeing to this.
MF: Yes, you are.
JF: I'm sorry, are you ordering me to do this? I don't even get a choice?
MF: Of course I'm not ordering you. Hell, I couldn't order you to do anything, you're as stubborn as I am. What I am doing is asking you. Please, for my peace of mind.
JF: Why?
MF: Because Carter basically just hired the Saints, specifically Chloe, to come after you if need be. I had been thinking about calling Nate for a while, that just made it all the more urgent.
JF: If I agree to this, and I'm not saying I have yet, how long?
MF: I don't know, we haven't figured that out yet.
JF: Can I trust him?
MF: Implicitly.
JF: What if...
MF: What if what?
JF: What if, he, you know...
MF: What? Makes a move on you?
JF: Or worse.
MF: That won't happen, for two reasons. 1. That's the most honest man I've ever met. and 2. You're not his type.
JF: And what's his type?
MF: I don't know, you could ask his husband.
JF: Really? He's...
MF: Since he was 17.
JF: Damn... what a waste.
Matt laughs.
MF: You're not the first female friend we've had who's said that. Look, it's your call, I'm never going to force you to do anything. But I'd feel a fuck of a lot better knowing there's someone I trust keeping an eye on you when I can't.
JF: Ok, for your peace of mind, I'll agree to this temporarily.
MF: Thank you.
Matt calls Nate back into the suite as we........ FADE
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 18, 2014 12:01:49 GMT -5
<Moose and Chloe walk into the arena, and Moose is immediately attacked, slammed against a wall. We see Matt Folz with his forearm across Moose's throat, Moose is gasping for air. Chloe snarls and starts toward Matt>
MF: Take one more step and I will crush his windpipe
<Chloe stops and stares daggers at Folz. Folz releases Moose but quickly hammerlocks his arm keeping Moose between he and Chloe. Moose coughs and gasps and finally gets his voice back>
MHJ: Why Matty Folz.......are we cross?
MF: shut up you crazy son of a bitch. I am going to say this once and only once. If you so much as LOOK in Jaime's direction, and so help me god, I will cripple all of you
MHJ: <laughing> why Matt.....what makes you think we would do such a thing?
MF: I just saw what you and your Black Hand goons did to Power
MHJ: Now....to be fair.....neither Chloe or I laid a finger on her, so I am afraid you are making some wild accu......OUCH
<Matt tightens the hammerlock>
MF: Once a Saint, always a Saint, right Moose? Carter and his band of idiots can't do it on their own, so they hired Chloe......and with Chloe comes those Dracul idiots. Call off the dogs
MHJ: <laughing again> and what's in it for me?
MF: <tightening the hammerlock some more causing a howl of pain> I won't snap your arm like a toothpick
MHJ: bones will heal Matty. You're going to have to do better than that
MF: I'm not playing Jack
MHJ: Neither am I. Break it. You think you're a marked man now? Break my arm and see if you......or Jaime.....make it out of the building
MF: What do you want?
MHJ: real simple Matty, I want that title
MF: <shaking his head> you think I'm just going to hand over this title? You are crazier than I thought
MHJ: No.....I know you won't do that. If I call off the dogs, my associates get title shots. Every. Single. One of them. If you run the gauntlet......you walk away
MF: You want me to wrestle ten matches in one night? Do I look stupid to you? No one would survive that, that would be suicide
MHJ: Spread it out a little, I am sure we can come up with something
MF: you call off the dogs.......and we will work something out. The Saints, the Kings and the Black Hand all get title shots......but you break your promise, and I promise you, none of you will EVER walk again, understand?
<Moose just laughs until Folz adds more pressure>
MHJ: Matty, would I lie to you? Trust me
MF: Not a chance in hell
<Folz shoves Moose toward Chloe and backs away never taking his eyes off of either of them, and we fade>
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 18, 2014 12:03:03 GMT -5
(Chloe is in the Saints of Sinners locker room. She is smiling and skipping around seemingly...euphoric. Sensing INCy in the room she spins...and drops to her knees, her eyes sparkling and her face in a sense of thrall, reflecting absolute ecstasy. She places the head of her barbed wire branding iron in front of her and leans on it like a cane.)
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
(Chloe slumps back a bit)
I remember the disappointment of the last year. Leaving to attend to the old man, being sent away by that Texas creep, and the disrespect of the Saints. While 2013 brought me back to Jack, it also separated us, made us sad. But now...
(Chloe stands up, animated and elated.)
Now in 2014, my fondest dream is coming true. For the first time I feel like a true member of the Saints. I feel like I am finally able to pull my weight. And it's all due to Jack, and that he believes in me. From handling that pest Matt Folz, to dealing with Mai Little Pony, and now destroying Banned from Everywhere. I truly feel now that I have earned the trust that Jack shows me.
This week the Saints of Sinners join together to face off with the drunken sots that humiliated poor Clio in the past, and the Dark Goddess, and...some other woman. The Saints are ready to destroy you all. And there's not a damned thing you can do about it.
And little Matty Folz, all comfortable with his new bed warmer. Pity that Jack came up with a better plan. But I'm looking forward to becoming reacquainted with that ankle of yours. Snap Crackle Pop...get Matt's walker....
(Chloe skips around before stopping and turning back to the camera.)
And then there's my sister.
Do you realize, sister dear, that Jack offered you tonight what he offered me? The opportunity to free yourself from the shackles that held me back, the bindings that held me to the mediocrity that our father espoused. He offered you...rebirth...renewal...a chance at an entirely new life. He offered you a place that you didn't deserve, a chance to be consecrated and resurrected in the path of the Saints. And he honored ME, simple Chloe, to baptize you and christen you in your new life.
(Chloe's face turns sad as she drops to her knees and casts her eyes downward)
You denied yourself salvation. You denied your true heart. You denied your own sister. Now there is no more opportunity for you, Edra. For now, you are no more.
Edra Neal is dead. Dead to me, dead to the family, and dead to everyone that matters.
All that is left is the shell that is...Power.
(Chloe looks back up at the camera and her eyes sparkle again.)
You will not survive the Saints, Power. You will not survive the Black Hand, Power.
(Chloe stands and walks to where Moose is standing)
This man offered you a new life, Power. You rejected it. You sinned against the Saints.
(Chloe kneels beside Moose)
The wages of sin is death. And I will be the wage collector. Get ready to pay. Trust me.
(Moose extends his arms and Chloe begins laughing maniacally as the camera fades.)
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 18, 2014 12:04:33 GMT -5
*Murphy's Law are finishing up an interview with a random SFJ*
SFJ: Any predictions about your match with Texpress?
DK: We know how good they are, and even though the titles aren't on the line we want to bring it 100%! Should be a good, clean match.
SFJ: Unlike your match last week...
Dee: Don't think we've forgotten about that.
SFJ: What is going on with your colleagues?
Dee: They'll be ready at Mayhem. That's all you need to know.
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 18, 2014 12:05:24 GMT -5
The camera pans to Matt leaving an early morning workout.
MF: Moose, understand that I will not be blackmailed into giving people title shots. And I don't believe for a second that you have any intention of honoring your side of the deal and calling your attack dog off, so Jaime's protection will remain in place. Regardless, I agree to your proposal for two reasons. The first being the fact that you can't beat me. The second and most important one is the fact I'm not a hypocrite. When you were World Champion you spent the majority of your reign ducking me at every opportunity, I will not do the same to you.
Fade
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