OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Dead Horse, Alaska
February 5, 2014
OOWF Invitational Round 2Corax BracketJOEY REYNA vs. ALEXANDER DARLINGJose Reyna and Alexander Darling make their respective entrances, and each gets the appropriate fan response. Reyna merely smirks, but Darling is all business. The referee calls for the bell, and Darling goes to move, but Reyna does...nothing. No hands up for a lock up, nothing. Just smirks. Alex circles him, growing increasingly frustrated. Reyna looks at his wrist where a watch and impatiently taps his foot. Darling yells to the referee to do something, start a count, anything. The referee merely shrugs, as there's nothing in the rule book. Finally, we see what Reyna is waiting for, as Christian Carter and Jason Allen come strolling down the ramp. Darling turns and starts to jaw at them both, especially Carter, and after a bit, Reyna decides he's done waiting and tries to get Darling in a roll-up. He gets the shoulders down one, two...YOU CAN'T ROLL UP ALEXANDER DARLING. At least not right at the top of the match. Darling rolls through and gets to his feet and the brawl is on. They exchange all sorts of high-energy offense, with the intensity continuing to ramp up. Darling gets him to the mat with SPINNING NECKBREAKER! Darling gets to his feet to follow up, but he's tripped up by Carter who reaches under the ropes to grab the ankle. The referee was of course checking on Reyna, and didn't see a thing. Allen pulls Carter back as Alex gets to his feet and takes a swipe at him. Reyna seizes the opportunity and hits FALCON KICK! Darling goes down in a heap and Reyna makes the pin, one...two...NO! Darling kicks out. "Must be pure instinct." Reyna floats over to re-position, but Darling maneuvers around and locks in the DARLING VICE! Jason Allen tries to help out by pushing the ropes closer to Reyna, but the referee sees him and waves him away. No choice for Reyna....tappy tappy tap tap!
WINNER in 15:55 – Alexander Darling
ECOSYSTEM vs. TOMMY WILDERSome old-school Offspring plays in Tommy Wilder, who has an especially wild entrance for his second round, coming down through the crowd skateboarding along the rails on the stairs – with the crowd gasping and applauding as he makes each jump between rails. He finally come to the ground, hops the guardrail, and enters the ring.
PA: “Morgan Had A Dream…Buffet Had A Dream…Muyo Have A Dream”
Eco comes out atop the ramp in full suit to “Backseat Freestyle (Eco Remix).” The crowd is getting a hearty “Eco Sucks” chant up as he cuts the music and raises his microphone.
Eco: Tommy Wilder. A man of the people. They love you, you know that? (The crowd cheers.) They were so happy to see you back, even when you were only gone for a few short weeks.
Eco takes off his jacket and tie, standing by the edge of the apron.
Eco: What do you think their love to you is worth? More to the point – what do you think it would cost me to get someone to surrender their love entirely, such that they lashed out against you with malicious intent?
Wilder shrugs and gestures for Eco to get in the ring, as does the referee.
Eco: The answer is one thousand dollars plus legal fees.
Suddenly, one of the fans in the front row runs in and NAILS Tommy Wilder in the knee with a baseball bat! He gets in a couple good swings before security pours in and drags the fan off. Eco slides in the ring, and yells into his microphone:
Eco: RING THE DAMN BELL!
The bell in fact rings, and Eco grabs Tommy’s leg, continually dropping elbows on the now-injured right knee. Eco hooks the leg – Figure Four Leg Lock! Eco is screaming for Tommy to tap – but Tommy turns over and reverses the pressure! (Does anyone understand how this is supposed to work?) Eco immediately releases the hold, but gets up before Tommy, stomping on his leg multiple times before bounding off the ropes – but Tommy catches him with a dropkick! Eco goes down, but that hurt Tommy too.
Tommy gets up first, however, and starts kicking Eco in the chest – Yes! Yes! Yes! Tommy has a bigger follow-up than a swinging kick, however, as he suddenly starts slapping/chopping/kicking, Eco covers up – MOE-DO poke! Eco rubs his eyes as he stumbles into the corner…CAFFEINE RUSH kick from Tommy! Wilder is alllll fired up, and hooks Eco’s arms up, climbing up to the top rope – but Eco shoves him off the top to the ground below! Tommy drops straight down, and the crowd oohs as his knee buckles beneath him. Eco hops out of the ring and begins to slam Tommy’s head against the steel steps until the referee yells at him to stop. Eco grabs Tommy in a headlock and begins to argue with the referee – but the referee can’t see Eco mule-kicking Tommy right between the legs! Eco rolls the keeled-over Tommy into the ring and goes for a quick pin, pushing his legs off the ropes: 1-2-no! Tommy kicks out!
Eco, frustrated, begins to kick Tommy in the chest as payback from before…Eco backs up, looking for the Blue Superkick, but as he blasts his leg forward, Tommy spins and dodges, tossing Eco forward and crotching the Mad Millionaire on the top rope! Eco stumbles off – right into Tommy’s CRASH AND BURN (Chaos Theory), finally releasing Eco headfirst into the turnbuckles! Tommy ascends to the top rope quickly – or rather, he tries to, but his knee buckles, and it takes him a moment to reset. As Eco stumbles up and the referee checks on the two, Tommy finally gets his footing and flies off with the AIRWALK – but Eco pulls the referee into the line of fire!
Tommy and the referee go down, and Eco quickly hikes up his slacks, pulling a retractable police baton out of his sock – as Tommy rises, Eco NAILS him in the knee with the baton! He swings it again right into the crotch! One more backhand, right across the face of Tommy and shooting a stream of blood from his nose! The referee comes to as Eco tosses the baton, and he goes for the cover: 1-2-3 to THUNDEROUS boos!
Winner by pinfall in 7:22…and advancing to the quarterfinals…Ecosystem!
Eco takes his jacket and tie back and puts them back on slowly, demanding that the referee raise his hand as the crowd boos. Out of the corner of his eye, Eco sees Tommy Wilder beginning to rise, grabbing the baton Eco left in the ring – Eco immediately rolls out of the ring and dashes up the ramp, while a frustrated Tommy tosses the baton after him.
Semaj B. BracketALEXIS DARLING vs. STAN FULTONStan Fulton makes his approach to the ring, to a chorus of boos. He doesn't seem to care, and in fact, makes a mocking display of shaking hands and high fiving people. He rolls (ha!) into the ring. Alexis Darling makes her entrance, and does some glad handing, despite being all business in her demeanor. We get in the ring, and barely get the bell when Darling attacks. Given the size difference, she appears to have decided to be on the offense early and often. She really works Fulton's knees, not letting up, getting him back to the corner, drawing a warning from the referee. Fulton comes out for a lariat, but Darling ducks it, and goes back to work with strikes and blows. The referee warns her about a few that look a little too much like 'closed handed' strikes, and she blows him off. Fulton connects with a lariat this time, that just about turns Darling inside out. She hits the mat hard, but jumps up and makes a run toward Fulton. Fulton pulls the ropes down so she sails over, but she hits the apron instead. She leaps to the top rope and DIVING ELBOW! to Fulton's head. He staggers back and she hits the ropes again, going for FLYING CROSSBODY, but Fulton grabs her and FALL AWAY SLAM! Fulton goes all ultra violent now, with pretty stiff stomps before pulling her up by the hair (drawing a warning), which prompts Darling to put a thumb to the eye. Normally, that'd be a DQ, but given the hairpull, the referee decides the penalties offset, and warnings all around. Fulton ramps up the violence, throwing Darling hard into the turnbuckle and then hitting her with not one, not two, but THREE splashes. She crumples to the mat, and Fulton goes for a pin, one...two...NO! Darling gets a shoulder up. Fulton pulls her to her feet and into a belly-to-belly suplex, but he lets go, allowing Darling to roll free. She gets up, woozy, but not so woozy that she doesn't see Fulton heading her way. She drops down, and Fulton sails over the ropes onto the floor. Fulton gets up, the referee starts the count, and Darling, instead of taking a breather, opts for a TOPE CON HILO~! over the ropes and knocking Fulton down again. We start the count over as both struggle to their feet and stagger around the floor until they both get in on opposite sides. They start exchanging hockey punches, then Darling ducks one, coming around behind. She stoops down and...she's not...she is? She gets the much larger Fulton up to her shoulders, but not for long, and she hits a very quick, and somewhat sloppy BURNING HAMMER~! Fulton looks unconscious from the way he landed, and Darling goes for the pin, one...twoo...wait, is she grabbing tights? Can't tell from this angle but THREE~!
WINNER in 27:18 – Alexis Darling
Darling rolls away, kicking at Fulton with a 'get that shit off my lawn attitude.' She gets to her feet, before collapsing again, grabbing her back. Medics run out to attend to both of them.
CHRISTIAN CARTER vs. JASON ALLENCarter and Allen come to the ring together, and the Suicide Kings get a loud boo from the crowd. They step into the ring and mock the fans booing them. The bell rings and they move to the middle of the ring and lock up. Carter grabs a side headlock, but Allen shoves him to the ropes and drops to the mat on the rebound, Carter steps over him and hits the far ropes, Allen responds with a perfect dropkick to the jaw that sends Carter to the corner. Allen charges in and nails Carter with a flying forearm to the jaw, then pulls him out of the corner and hits a northern lights suplex for a two count.
Allen and Carter both get to their feet quickly and Allen charges and tries a clothesline, but Carter takes him to the mat with an arm drag. Allen rolls to the corner and gets to his feet just as Carter flies into the corner and crushes him with a high knee to the face. Allen staggers out of the corner and Carter runs the ropes and takes him down with a clothesline to the back of the head. Carter grabs Allen’s legs and traps him in an INDIAN DEATH LOCK trying for the submission, but Allen refuses to give in. He works his way to the ropes and finally makes the break.
Carter spends the next several minutes working on Allen’s legs, trying to take away the high flyer’s advantage. He turns Carter over in a scorpion death lock, but Allen grabs Carter’s foot and manages to reverse it! Carte howls in pain, but is able to get to the ropes to force the break. Allen waits for Carter to get to his feet and hits a PELE that sends Carter to the corner. Allen charges in and buries his shoulder in Carter’s midsection, then scoops him up and ties him in the TREE OF WOE! Allen walks across the ring, shaking his legs trying to get the feeling back, then charges across the ring and hits a delayed dropkick right to Carter’s face. Carte falls from the turnbuckle and rolls out of the ring, Allen dives between the ropes and slams into him, sending him ribs first into the guardrail. Allen pulls Carter up and rolls him back into the ring and follows, he covers, but Carter kicks out at two.
Now it is Allen’s turn to work over Carter. He keeps the big man on the mat and works on his ribs, trying to neutralize Carter’s power advantage. Allen hits several moonsaults and lands numerous stiff kicks to the ribs. Jason traps Carter in a sitting abdominal stretch and tries for the submission, but Carter refuses to give up He inches his way toward the ropes and is about to get his foot on the bottom rope when Allen pulls him back and locks in the RINGS OF SATURN! Carter howls in pain and looks like he might give up again, but he does not, instead he starts the long struggle back to the bottom rope and finally gets his foot on the bottom rope. Allen keeps the hold on until the referee threatens disqualification, then finally breaks.
Both men get to their feet and meet in the middle of the ring and things get a little testy. They start jawing with one another, then start chopping the shit out of one another. Joey Reyna makes his way to the ring and keeps an eye on things so they don’t go too far. The action continues on, and is noticeably more physical and stiff. These guys are essentially beating the shit out of one another, reminiscent of their LBCW days. The end comes when Carter whips Allen to the corner, he scales the ropes and tries a MOONSAULT, but Carter catches him and plants him with the FINAL TESTIMONY! Carter rolls him over and covers, one, two, THREE! Carter advances.
WINNER in 44:56 – Christian Carter
After the match both men get to their feet and once again go nose to nose. This time Reyna slides into the ring and gets between them, things quickly calm down and the two shake hands and embrace, the crowd boos the shit out of this, but the Kings don’t care, the three of them mock the crowd and head to the back.
Spin Hansen BracketDK MURPHY vs. FIREWOMANhe two are introduced and immediately go after each other with hard hitting power moves. Knowing what's at stake, they don't hold back and start hammering each other with every legal move in their arsenals, trading several close two counts. After 15 minutes of intense action, DK locks in the STF. Fire has her hand in the air, looking like she might tap, but she struggles and just barely gets to the ropes. Fire gets to her feet and DK looks for a clothesline, but Fire ducks and hits a Codebreaker. Fire heads up top and Best Firesault Ever connects. The ref is in position... 1, 2, 3.
Winner in 16:20 and advancing to the quarterfinals: Firewoman
CHRIS EVANS vs. CHLOEBaptized in the Blood of the Innocents and Korn's Shoots and Ladders, brings out the DDT Ironperson Heavy Metal Champion Chloe. She skips around the ring with her barbed wire branding iron and old bloody towel in hand. She rolls into the ring, drops to her knees, and lays the towel and the iron in the center of the ring and lowers her head as...if in prayer? She raises her arms and laughs insanely...
...as
Iron Maidens “The Trooper” brings out a limping Chris Evans. Chloe taunts him as he makes his way up the steps. Evans steps to the middle of the ring and pokes his finger at Chloe. Chloe just waves her bloody towel at him offering it for him to throw in. Evans begins bad mouthing Chloe, and when that fails to get her angry, has some choice words about Moose. That gets Chloe to swing wildly at Evans but she misses. Evans pushes Chloe into the ropes and begins hammering away and the referee rings the bell. The mayhem is just starting with Evans and Chloe pounding away at one another when from the back comes Power. Evans tries to throw Chloe across the ring but Chloe reverses it and Power grabs Evans' hurt ankle and he falls on his face. Power rolls in and begins kicking away on Evans. She picks up Evans and screams “Elimination” at Chloe. Reflexively Power and Chloe hit a Double Elimination on Evans! Chloe covers Evans for the pin but the referee is already ringing the bell.
WINNER in 2:25 by Disqualification – Chris EvansPower is walking up the ramp and pointing to her head, while in the ring Chloe is just totally losing her shit. Chloe is screaming and threatening the referee who, showing good self-preservation skills, rolls out of the ring. Chloe screams at her sister backing up the ramp. Chloe turns to scream at Evans, but walks into the EYE OF THE STORM! Chloe falls back into the ropes and bounces off into the WAY OF THE FUTURE! Evans quickly rolls out of the ring as Moosehead Jack comes down to the ring to check on his charge. Evans smirks and backs up the ramp as Moose helps Chloe up. Chloe screams as she grabs her towel and branding iron and unsteadily heads up the ramp.
Patrick Quinn BracketDANNY TAYLOR vs. GHOSTHEAD(due to confusion on my part, this match may not have been sent. This is on me. Quick recap here)
These two are very familiar with one another. They go back and forth for over thirty minutes with neither man able to hold the advantage for long. The end comes when the ref catches an elbow to the eye and staggers around the ring a bit, Danny sets Ghost up for the DYNAMITE DROP, but Ghost nails him with a low blow, then grabs Danny and hits the PHANTASMAGORIA! Ghost covers, the referee (who is full on John Roberts now) hits the mat and counts the three.
WINNER in 38:11 – Ghosthead
After the match, Vic climbs into the ring and tries to explain what happened, but the referee refuses to change his decision. Ghost grabs Vic, but Danny is recovered enough to step in and land a few punches on Ghost. Danny clotheslines Ghost over the top rope, he lands on his feet and smirks at Danny and Vic and slowly walks to the back.
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. STANKMoosehead Jack and Stank both make their way to the ring to a chorus of boos, with Jack's reaction slightly more heated than Stank's. Neither man seems to notice, however, as they climb into the ring and warm up. Referee Junior Hale calls them to the middle of the ring and gives them their instructions. Moose and Stank bump fists, and Junior calls for the bell.
They lock up, and Stank backs Moose into the corner. He drives repeated elbows into Moose's neck and sends him across the ring. He follows, but Moose explodes out of the corner with a clothesline. Moose stomps Stank into the mat, then goes to the ropes and drops a knee across his throat. He sits Stank up and slams elbows into the back of his head, then pulls him up into a front facelock.Stank lifts Moose off his feet and drives him toward the corner, but Moose shifts his weight and turns it into a DDT. He makes a cover, but Stank powers out at one.
Moose is up first and tries to kick Stank in the head as he gets up, but Stank catches it and flips him off his feet. Stank gets in some stomps of his own, then pulls Moose up and sends him hard into the corner. This time the avalanche connects. Moose stumbles forward, and Stank plants him with a huge belly-to-belly suplex. He rolls right to his feet and drops several elbows into Moose's head. He covers, but Moose rolls a shoulder at two.
Stank pulls Moose to his feet and shoves him into the corner. He connects with several forearms before Moose grabs his head and slams him with a headbutt that does neither man any favours. Stank staggers back, and Moose hops onto the second turnbuckle. He leaps with a double axe handle, but Stank catches him and turns it into a spinebuster. Moose rolls before he can cover, and goes under the ropes to the floor with Stank right behind him.
Stank grabs Moose, and Moose drives an elbow back into his throat. Moose slams Stank's head into the apron, then slings him into the ringsteps. He charges in with a Busaiku knee, but Stank dodges and he slams into the steel. Stank picks Moose up for a belly-to-back suplex, turns, and drives him into the apron. He slides in to break the count, then goes back out and drags Moose off the floor. He lifts him up for the Stank-U, but Moose starts firing elbows into his neck.He drops off Stank's shoulders and drives a knee into his face.Moose slides into the ring, goes to the opposite ropes, and hits a baseball slide dropkick that sends Stank into the ringside barrier. Junior says something about getting back in the ring, but Moose snarls at him and the ref backs off.
Moose pulls Stank to his feet and drags him toward the ring. He scoops the big man up and slams him on the floor, then climbs onto the apron. Moose gets a running start and leaps, but Stank rolls out of the way of a flying elbow. Stank gets up and grabs Moose's legs, swinging him around and driving him into the steel stairs. Stank stuffs Moose into the ring and goes to the ropes. Stankonia 2.0! Stank covers, and Junior counts One...Two...Moose rolls a shoulder just in time.
Stank hauls Moose to his feet and sends him face-first into the corner. He charges after him and hits a running forearm to the back of the head as Moose bounces off the turnbuckles. Stank spins Moose around and ducks for the Stank-U, but Moose wraps a leg around Stank's to block. He drives his elbow repeatedly into Stank's head, then hooks him and nails the Ranhei! Junior counts One...Two...Stank kicks out!
Both men get slowly to their feet. Moose slips a punch and nails Stank with a chop to the throat. He winds the arm and sets up the heart punch. Before he can hit it Stank turns and scoops him onto his shoulders. Moose releases and drops off behind him. He kicks Stank in the back and tries to pull him into an inverted DDT, but Stank elbows free. Stank turns and eats a forearm, and Moose sends him to the ropes. Moose buries a knee in Stank's stomach and hooks him for a double underhook piledriver, but Stank reverses into a backdrop driver. Stank pulls Moose up - Stankbomb! He rolls Moose up and hooks both legs. Junior counts One...Two...Three!
WINNER, in 12:46, Stank.
After the match: Stank gets to his feet and reaches out to help Moose up. Moose shoves him away, and the Saints glare at each other for a long moment. Finally, Stank holds out his fist. Moose bumps it, and they roll out of the ring and head to the back together.
TEXPRESS vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHEREBoth teams are announced and make their way to the ring. The crowd loves both teams so the cheers are damn near deafening. The teams meet in the middle of the ring, Justin shakes Chad’s hand, Zane shakes Bill’s hand, Justin shakes Zane’s hand, Bill shakes Chad’s hand, Justin shakes Bill’s hand, Chad shakes Zane’s hand, then all four shake the referee’s hand, and the crowd eats it up. Justin and Zane head to the corner, Bill and Zane start, the ref rings the bell and we are underway!
They move to lock up, but Bill stops and holds up a finger, then challenges Zane to a test of strength. Zane shrugs and agrees and they lock up. Bill shows impressive strength by driving Zane to his knees, but with the crowd cheering for him, Zane fights back to his feet, then monkey flips Bill, but Bill lands on his feet and hits the ropes and catches Zane with a hard clothesline just as he stands up. Bill drops an elbow across Zane’s chest and covers, but the Texan kicks out at one.
Bill pulls Zane to his feet and sends him to the ropes and tries a back elbow, but Zane catches him and throws him to the mat with a belly to back suplex. He grabs Bill and pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a POWERSLAM for a two count. Zane pulls Bill up and shoves him into the Texpress corner and tags in Chad, Chad comes in and lights him up with chops, then sends him to the ropes and tries a dropkick, but Bill holds onto the top rope and Chad hits the mat. As Chad sits up, Bill nails a falling clothesline, then pull Chad up and drives him to the mat with a BACKDROP DRIVER. He reaches out and tags Justin into the match.
Justin comes in and hits a karate stance and waits for Chad to get up, when he does, Justin unleashes his own brand of redneck kung fu (insane-fu?). Chad staggers across the ring and Justin charges at him and leaps, and takes both of them over the top rope to the floor. Chad gets to his feet and staggers around a bit, Justin gets tangled up in the wires and repeatedly taps out, but oddly the referee does not declare the wires the winner of the match. Chad rolls into the ring and Bill races around the ring to save his partner from the dastardly wires. As he helps Justin to his feet, Chad leaps over the top rope with a PLANCHA that takes them both out. He pulls Justin up and rolls him back into the ring and tags in Zane. Zane waits for Justin to stand up, then springboards in and takes Justin out with a shoulderblock. Zane covers, but Justin manages to escape at two.
Zane pulls Justin to his feet and sends him to the corner and charges in after him, but Justin gets a boot up catching Zane right on the jaw. Justin grabs him and hits SLICED BREAD #2! He covers but Zane kicks out at two. Justin springs to his feet and tags in Bill and they hit TAG TEAM FINISHER! Bill covers, but Chad breaks the pin up at two. Bill heads to the corner and hits FREEBIRD! And covers again, but Zane kicks out at two. Finally, Bill pulls Zane to his feet and sets him on the top rope and tags Justin in, Justin charges from the corner at Bill, and Bill LAUNCHES him toward the corner, but Zane gets a boot up and catches Justin square on the jaw! Justin falls to the mat, barely conscious, Zane leaps off the top rope and takes Bill out with a flying clothesline, then tags in Chad.
Chad comes in and heads to the top rope, and they hit the DROPKICK DEVICE! As Justin falls, he clips the referee and sends him to the mat, then out of the ring! Chad and Zane rush to help the referee, but as they are trying to revive him, Moose and Chloe storm to ringside! They blindside Chad and Zane with bats and chairs, Chloe SLAMS a chair down on Zane’s head, then POSTS him, while Moose NAILS Chad with HDB, then pulls him up and hits a PACKAGE PILEDRIVER on the floor! Chad is OUT! Moose rolls Chad into the ring and lays Justin on top of him while Chloe lays Bill out with a chair shot, then rolls the ref back into the ring. Moose bails, and the ref sees Justin covering Chad and slowly counts…….one…….two……..three
WINNERS in 25:05 – Banned From Everywhere
MAI MUYO vs. LD WILLIAMS – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchAt the bell, LD tries to intimidate Mai, using his size and aggression to cut the ring down. Mai uses her agility to avoid, but LD is relentless and get ahold of her, pushes her into the corner, and starts clubbing away – no trying to match speed or technique, looking to overwhelm the champ.
The ref starts his 5 count, LD turns and does the “intimidate the ref” move, but this takes his eyes off Mai, who starts blasting way with forearm strikes to the head, getting some space which she uses to duck behind LD and cut his legs out from under him – roll up – LD immediately kicks out!
Both get to their feet, Mai is quicker than LD, she goes off the ropes and delivers a low drop kick, taking Williams to the mat again, then she drops a leg across his back! LD roars, but as he gets to his feet Mai is behind him again, off the ropes with a bulldog! She maintains the pace for a few more minutes, but gets too close once too often and LD shoulder blocks her in the gut cutting off her momentum.
LD glares at Mai, kicks her in the midsection, and begins to pick her apart with power moves – never letting her get enough space or time to counter, focused on her back and core – he makes Rodrick Strong proud with several backbreaker variations, and Mai is slowing with each move. He tries a couple of covers, but picks Mai up each time – only to slam her back first to the mat. LD talks smack to the crowd, makes a “prayer” motion over Mai – who kicks him right in the head!
For the next few minutes, Mai and LD push each other to the limit, neither able to get enough of an advantage to put the other away. LD gets fed up, and when Mai charges he rams her into the corner, and then he tosses her over the top, where she crashes hard to the floor. LD follows her out, sets up for the Canadian Destroyer – Mai grabs his leg to block! He clubs her across the back, signals again for the Destroyer – but Mai kicks both her legs up, gets her head free and ends up putting herself in a position to be power-bombed! AND YOU CAN’T POWERBOMB MAI! Faceplant!
Both wrestlers struggle to their feet, and roll into the ring at the count of 8 – Then the bell rings! TIME LIMIT DRAW!
WINNER – 30 Minute Time Limit Draw, Mai retains the Intercontinental Title
MATT FOLZ vs. DANIELLA MURPHY vs. POWER vs. MIRANDA WILLIAMS – Non-Title Proving Ground MatchHelloween's "Power brings out Power, softball bat in hand, who opts to run down to the ring, bound up the steps and leap over the top rope and poses and flexs for the fans to a mixed reaction. The reaction is more positive when
Serena Ryder's Stompa fires up and young Miranda Williams runs around the ring slapping hands, then sliding under the bottom rope and walks up to Power, hand extended. After a momentary staredown, Power shakes Miranda's hand.
The Dropkick Murphys begins playing and Daniella Murphy comes down the ramp. She climbs the steps and goes nose to nose with Power. Neither one moves, and Miranda considers intervening...
...when
Battle Without Honor or Humanity by Tomoyasu Hotei brings out the OOWF Champion Matt Folz. Folz saunters down the ramp, slowly walks up the steps and climbs between the ropes. Folz hands the referee his Championship belt and begins trash talking the three women standing across from him.
The referee calls for the bell and the women slowly approach Folz as he continues talking about how this match is a waste of his time when Power steps up and sucker punches Folz with a stiff left hand. Daniella follows up with a hard right, and Miranda hits one as well. The ladies keep Folz rolling around like a pinball when they look at one another and simultaneously pop Folz in the head and he crumbles. Power dives on top of Folz for the cover but Daniella pulls her off and goes for a pin herself. Power pulls her off and the two begin pushing each other around the ring arguing, and just barely notice Miranda covering Folz. A fight breaks out when Power pulls Miranda off and shoves her into the ropes, and LD's little girl comes off the ropes with a solid forearm that rocks the bigger woman.
Folz rolls out of the ring as the fight goes on, but coming down the ramp is a phalanx of uniformed Alaska State Troopers, followed by GM Puns and Christian Carter. The Trooper swarm Folz who, naturally, starts swinging back. After all, this is the OOWF. Who knows, they may be fakes? To Folz's dismay they aren't as the officers stand back and one fires a Tazer and Folz goes down. The battle in the ring stops as the women realize something's going on outside the ring. As they turn to watch the spectacle out through the crowd runs Chloe with Moose's Happy Deth Bat. She climbs the turnbuckle and leaps off and catches her sister in the shoulder. She begins kicking her sister and as Daniella Murphy is about to intervene, here comes the rest of the Suicide Kings to go after Daniella. The referee sees this one is out of control and calls for the bell.
DECISION at 6:15 – No ContestQuickly DK Murphy runs down to ringside to help his sister fend off the Suicide Kings, Mat Folz is being dragged out in handcuffs by the police as Christian Carter laughs and GM Puns seems to be pleading with him, and Power has gotten ahold of her bat and is having a duel with Chloe. The referee brings the championship belt into the ring, but gets caught in the Suicide Kings/Murphys Law battle and hits the canvas. Miranda Williams is in the ring trying to figure out what to do, and helps the referee up. Miranda picks up the championship belt and for a moment is transfixed by the belt and raises it in the air as the cameras fade...[/quote]
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