OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Sopchoppy, Florida
April 16, 2014
RORY ALBRIGHT & SHANE TUSKA vs. EL PATO FURIOSO & EL GATO FEROZEl Pato Furioso and El Gato Feroz are the Gulf Coast Championship Wrestling tag team champions, and the masked duo are NOT popular in this part of the world. They come to the ring first and are nearly booed out of the arena. They have their work cut out for them in two OOWF newcomers, Shane Tuska and Rory Albright.
A few chords play, then the audio goes silent and we see just a white spotlight. No fanfare or pyro, but Shane Tuska walks to the ring with no expression on his face, steps between the ropes and waits in the corner for his partner. “Turn the Page” plays and Rory Albright comes out from the back, accompanied by Carrie Weiss, to a nice ovation from the crowd. He makes his way to the ring and springs over the top rope. Tuska says nothing, he just steps out of the ring and waits on the apron, Albright nods his head and looks at the ref, the ref calls for the bell, and the match begins!
El Pato tries to attack Albright, but Rory side steps and shoves Pato into the corner and charges in and KILLS him with a stiff clothesline. Albright pulls Pato out of the corner and sends him to the ropes and elevates him, and catches him with a EUROPEAN UPPERCUT as he comes down that rocks his head back. Albright covers, but El Gato comes in and makes the save with a kick to the back of the head.
Albright reaches out and Tuska tags in, Albright sends Pato to the ropes, then drops to the mat, as Pato steps over Albright, Tuska catches him with a PERFECT drop kick right to the jaw. Pato hits the mat and Tuska quickly kips up and drops repeated elbows across Pato’s chest. Tuska pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes, Tuska springs off the middle rope and lands a back elbow right to Pato’s jaw that sends him staggering, luckily for him, right into his corner where he tags in El Gato.
Tuska catches Gato coming in with a drop toe hold, then gets up and drops a knee right to the small of his back. Tuska pulls Gato to his feet and whips him into the corner, then follows him in with a high knee to the face. Tuska sets Gato on the top rope and climbs up and pulls Gato over his shoulder, balances himself, then steps to the top rope and DRIVES Gato to the canvas with a BRUTAL TOP ROPE SIDE SLAM!
Tuska tags in Albright who waits for Gato to get to his feet, as he does, Albright grabs him and lifts him and drives him to the mat with the PLANK! El Pato races into the ring to break it up, but Tuska catches him and hits THE SILENCER! Both masked men are OUT! Albright covers Gato, and this one is academic, one, two, three. Nice OOWF debut for these two!
WINNERS in 5:05 – Shane Tuska & Rory Albright
LD WILLIAMS & STANK vs. FIREWOMAN & TOMMY WILDERThe Saints come out first and are nearly booed out of the arena. LD and Stank slowly walk to the ring, ignoring the fans. They step between the ropes and raise their arms and the boos get even louder. As they huddle in the corner, Firewoman and Tommy Wilder are announced and make their way to the stage. The crowd erupts. Fire plays to the crowd a little bit, but Wilder has a crazed look on his face, and a huge knee brace on his knee. He sprints/limps to the ring and slides under the bottom rope and attacks LD! The referee quickly calls for the bell and the match is underway.
Wilder takes LD to the mat and hammers him with punches to the side of the head. Fire realizes what is going on and she races to the ring to help, but the referee keeps her out of the ring saying that Tommy started the match as the legal man. Stank grabs Wilder by the back of the head and tries to pull him off of LD, but once to his feet, Wilder catches Stank with a forearm to the side of the head that sends the big man staggering back a few steps, then hits a PELE KICK that knocks Stank to the mat. The referee orders Stank out of the ring, and it looks like we are going to get a proper match!
Wilder pulls Williams to his feet and sends him to the ropes and connects with a drop kick to LD’s jaw that sends him to the mat. As LD gets to one knee, Wilder nails him with a SHINING WIZARD that drops the Canadian to the mat. Tommy then hits a standing MOONSAULT and covers, but LD kicks out at two. Tommy gingerly gets to his feet and tags in Fire, Fire waits for LD to stand up, then springboards from the top rope and nails LD with a leg lariat that sends him across the ring.
Williams gets to his feet and staggers back to the corner. Fire charges in and lands a high knee to LD’s jaw, keeps hold, then falls backward into a HIGH IMPACT MOVE! LD’s head snaps back and he falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring. As Fire gets to her feet, Stank tries to run down the apron and clothesline her, but Fire ducks it, as Stank puts on the breaks and turns around, Fire catches him with a SUPERKICK that sends him off the apron to the floor! LD and Stank try to recover as best they can, Tommy gets into the ring and he and Fire charge the ropes, Fire leaps over the top rope while Wilder dives between the ropes and they crash into the Saints, sending them into the guardrail.
The fans roar as Wilder grabs LD and rolls him back into the ring. Fire heads to the corner and sets up for the BEST FIRESAULT EVER and leaps, but LD rolls out of the way, Fire lands on her feet and when LD gets up, Fire leaps to his shoulders and tries to snap him over with a FIRECONRANA but LD holds on and falls backward slingshotting Fire on the top rope! Fire grabs her throat in pain and gasps for air, LD grabs her by the hair and drags her to the Saints corner and tags in Stank.
Stank steps into the ring and repeatedly kicks Fire in the chest in the corner, then grabs her leg and pulls her to the middle of the ring and drops a big elbow across her chest. Well that certainly won’t help her always damaged ribs. Stank pulls her up and sends her into the corner and catches her with a CLOTHESLINE, then grab her by the throat and slams her back into the corner and starts peppering her with massive forearm shots to the side of the head. Fire tries to get her arms up to deflect a few shots, and even manages to get a kick to Stank’s midsection in, but Stank hammers away, finally rocking Fire with a hard shot that dazes her, as Fire staggers out of the corner, Stank NAILS her with a SPINNING BACK FIST to the temple that drops Fire to the mat. Before Stank can even try a cover, Wilder comes into the ring and catches him with a kick to the hamstring that drops him to one knee.
The referee orders Wilder out of the ring, what Wilder doesn’t see is LD Williams sneaking around ringside. As Wilder steps out of the ring, Williams grabs him from behind and pulls him to the floor, then lands a hard kick to his injured knee! Wilder howls in pain, but Williams is not done yet, he pulls the brace off of Wilder’s knee then whips Tommy into the stairs knee first. Wilder hits with a sickening thud and drops the floor grabbing his knee in pain and slapping the floor in frustration.
The referee orders LD back to his corner and LD smirks and heads back, but the damage has already been done. Inside the ring Stank pulls Fire to her feet and tries a whip to the ropes, but holds on to Fire’s arm and nearly decapitates her with a SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE! Stank grabs Fire’s head and repeatedly hammers her with knees to the face, then lets her fall to the mat, dazed, with a little bit of blood trickling from her nose. Stank tags in Williams who comes in and drops an elbow across her throat and covers, but Fire rolls her shoulder at two.
Williams pulls Fire to her feet and slams her between the eyes with a HEADBUTT. Fire staggers back into the corner and LD charges in and unleashes some CANADIAN VIOLENCE! LD chops Fire until her chest is red then whips her across the ring and follows after her, but Fire scales the turnbuckle and back flips over a charging Williams. LD puts on the brakes and turns around and lunges at Fire, but she takes him to the mat with a DROP TOE HOLD, then grabs LD’s arms and SLAMS him with a FIRESTOMP!
Stank comes into the ring and tries a clothesline, but Fire ducks it and nails Stank with an ENZUGURI to the back of the head that sends the big man through the ropes to the floor. Fire grabs LD and hooks him in a SCORPION CROSS! LD howls in pain but refuses to give up. The crowd roars as Tommy Wilder climbs back onto the apron. Fire can’t hold the move much longer and manages to lean back just far enough for Wilder to tag himself in!
Fire keeps LD in the move, Wilder hits the ropes (limping VERY badly) and drops a leg across the back of Williams head as Fire releases the hold, driving LD’s face into the mat. Tommy flips LD over and limps to the corner and calls for the AIR WALK! He gets to the top rope, but before he can do anything WHACK! Stank climbs onto the apron and SLAMS a chair across his back! Wilder falls off the top rope into the ring, the referee saw the whole thing and immediately calls for the bell.
WINNERS in 22:28 by disqualification – Firewoman & Tommy Wilder
Stank steps into the ring where Fire is yelling at he and Williams and backs Fire into the corner and keeps her there, ostensibly arguing with her, but really, just distracting her. LD grabs Tommy and quickly traps him in a SHARPSHOOTER! LD leans back hard and Tommy howls in pain, his knee has GOT to be killing him! Fire finally realizes what is going on and shoves Stank out of the way and goes after LD, but he breaks the hold and slides out of the ring to safety. The Saints back up the ramp to the back while Fire helps Wilder to his feet. He can barely stand and uses Fire to support him, but he locks eyes with Williams. Tommy has a look in his eyes that we haven’t seen in a long time……pure rage.
GHOSTHEAD vs. POWER vs. MIRANDA WILLIAMS”Stompa” by Serena Rider plays and out comes Miranda Williams. She smacks hands with the ringside crowd and climbs in the ring. Referee Davis Hightower gives Miranda the pre-match check and signals her free of foreign objects and ready.
Next out is Power to the strains of H-Blockx’s “I've Got The Power.” Sunny and the Bodyguards are out surrounding Power as they make their way to the ring. The entourage keeps Power away from the fans that reach out to her. Power gives Sunny a hug and climbs in the ring as Sunny and the bodyguards move over near the Italian Announce Table.
All the lights, minus the Exit lights and concourse lights, go out and a soft, blue light illuminates the fog that now covers the entrance way. "Divide The Hate" by Submersed plays while a single spotlight turns on. In its luminescence is Ghosthead, the Death Knell. He moves slowly to the ring as if his feet aren't moving and he’s floating. Finally reaching the ring steps, he climbs into the ring and the lights come back up in the arena.
All three competitors eventually get the look-over by Hightower and the fog has cleared enough to start. He calls for the bell.
Miranda and Power look at each other, look at Ghosthead and ... knock him out of the ring with the double dropkick! GH goes tumbling to the floor and he may have smacked his head on the apron going down.
The ladies don’t waste anytime congratulating themselves, however, and start trading forearm shots to the noggins. Power eventually gets the advantage and Irish whips Miranda to the ropes and catches her coming off with an elbow to the chest. Miranda drops to the mat and Power covers. ONE... T... Miranda kicks out at one-and-a-half.
Power drags Miranda back to her feet and puts her right back down with a short-armed clothesline. She does it again. She goes for a third time, but Miranda has enough wherewithal to duck the trifecta attempt and reach back around Power’s head and she drops Power with a neck breaker.
Both women catch their breath on the mat while Hightower starts a ten count. When he gets to eight he notices Ghosthead on the outside climbing the turnbuckles and stops the count. GH waits for Power and Miranda to climb to their feet and then flies off with a perfect double dropkick.
All three struggle to their feet. GH and Miranda are up first and Miranda tries a clothesline and GH ducks under it. Miranda comes off the ropes and GH is waiting for her. SPINEBUSTER! Miranda arches her back in pain as GH floats over and makes the pin. ONE... TWO... Power breaks it up by pulling GH off Miranda.
GH gets to his feet and takes a forearm shot to the head. He just smiles and Power hits him again. GH cocks his head like he’s adjusting his neck back into place and shoots his hands out, palms down and flat with them crossed at the wrist. A nice V-shaped edge which he lands right on Power’s throat. Power drops to a corner, clutching her neck trying to breathe.
With Power out of the way. Ghosthead works over Miranda for a few minutes with a few German suplexes and some back body drops. He snap-mares Miranda over and lands a roundhouse kick to the forehead and Miranda falls over like a felled tree. Ghosthead drags her near the ropes and then climbs a turnbuckle to the top. GH soaks in the crowd’s booing then walks out to the middle of the ropes... SPECTRE’S FALL!
This one's over! GH covers! ONE! TWO! THR..... NO!!!! Power has gotten back up and lands a low dropkick to GH’s head. He goes tumbling to the outside again. Power runs the ropes and hits a running splash on Miranda. Cover! ONE! TWO! THREE!
Your winner in 9:59 by pinfall.... POWER!
Power gets her hand raised by Hightower as Ghosthead get his arms and head up onto the apron. He stares daggers at Power, but knows that it wasn't anything more than he would have done. Ghosthead leaves the ring area and Power helps Miranda back to consciousness and back to her feet. Miranda gets told what’s happened by Hightower as Power is posing on the turnbuckles.
Power climbs down and comes face-to-face with Miranda. Both ladies stare at each other until Miranda reaches out her hand and the two shake. Miranda nods and raises Power’s arm to the crowd as they cheer.
SAINTS OF SINNERS vs. MURPHY’S LAWAfter the insanity backstage earlier today, and the out of control brawl earlier tonight, before anyone in this match is even announced, the roster for Gulf Coast Championship Wrestling comes out of the locker room and divides the ring diagonally. The Saints of Sinners are announced first and they make their way to the ring, and the crowd hates them with a furious passion. Moose stands there for a moment and soaks it all in while Chloe snarls at the fans that are booing her and flipping her off. They head to the ring and the referee orders them into the ring. They get into the ring, Moose slumps in the corner and looks bored while Chloe paces back and forth like a caged animal.
Murphy’s Law are announced next and they come out to a thunderous ovation from the fans. The Murphy’s look deadly serious and sprint to the ring and slide under the bottom rope. Dee and DK try to get at Chloe, but the mass of humanity between them prevents this from starting as an all out brawl. The referee makes it very clear that he has every intention of maintaining control in this one. He orders Moose and DK out of the ring, so Chloe and Daniella will start things off. The GCCW wrestlers slowly dissipate, but don’t go too far, they all linger at the top of the ramp. The ref calls for the bell and we are underway!
Chloe charges at Daniella and grabs her by the throat and hammers her with jackhammer punches to the face. Dee weathers the storm and catches Chloe with a forearm to the side of the head then whips her into the corner, as Chloe staggers out, Dee catches her with a big back body drop. Chloe hits hard and pops to her feet, Dee charges at her and tries a clothesline, but Chloe catches her and lifts her onto her shoulders and lands a FALL AWAY SLAM. Chloe grabs Dee’s leg and drops an elbow across her knee, then pulls her to the ropes, drapes her leg on the bottom rope and repeatedly drops knees across her knee. Dee howls in pain, but Chloe doesn’t let up, she drags Daniella to the corner and tags in Moose.
Jack climbs to the middle rope and drops a knee across Dee’s outstretched leg, then quickly traps Dee in an INDIAN DEATH LOCK. Moose snarls for Dee to give up, but she refuses and finally makes it to the ropes forcing the break. Jack gets to his feet and grabs Dee to pull her to her feet, but Daniella explodes up and ROCKS Moose with a European uppercut. She hooks Moose and takes him to the mat with a SNAP SUPLEX, then rolls through and has him trapped in a front facelock and reaches out and tags in DK.
DK comes in and Dee releases the hold, DK bounds off the ropes and slams Moose right between the shoulder blades with a stiff kick. Jack falls to the mat in pain and DK covers, but Moose kicks out before the referee even counts one. DK pulls Moose to his feet and shoves him into the corner and hammers him with elbows to the side of the head, then snapmares him out of the corner, hits the ropes and NAILS Jack with a SHINING WIZARD! DK gets to his feet and sets up for another one, but when he hits the ropes Chloe nails him with a kick to the back of the head that distracts him. DK turns and tries to go after Chloe, but she grabs his head and drops off the apron slingshotting him on the top rope. As DK staggers back to the middle of the ring, Moose bounds off the ropes and nails a BUISAKU KNEE to the face! Jack rolls DK over and covers, but Daniella breaks the cover up at two.
As the referee escorts Dee out of the ring, Moose pulls DK to his feet and shoves him into the Saint’s corner where Chloe chokes him with the tag rope, breaking just when the referee turns around. Moose lands a well placed kick to DK’s ribs, then tags in Chloe. Chloe comes in and BLISTERS DK with chops to the chest, then grabs DK in a front face lock and lifts him for a suplex, slingshots him on the top rope and slams him to the mat and floats over for a cover, but Daniella is once again in to break it up at two.
Chloe snarls and pulls DK to his feet and sends him to the ropes, but she lowers her head a moment too soon and DK catches her with a kick to the face that stands her up, then hits the ropes and nearly cuts her in half with a SPEAR! Chloe grabs her ribs in pain and DK drags her to the corner and tags in Dee.
Daniella comes in and stomps Chloe mercilessly, then pulls her up and sends her to the ropes and hits a thunderous SPINEBUSTER! Dee covers, but Chloe kicks out at two. Dee waits for Chloe to get to her feet, kicks her in the gut and takes he to the mat with a SWINGING NECK BREAKER. Chloe grabs the back of her head in pain, slowly gets to her feet and walks into an INVERTED ATOMC DROP, Chloe staggers and Dee grabs her and pulls her in and throws her across the ring with a RELEASE BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Dee tags in DK and they pull Chloe to her feet, Dee lifts her for a chokeslam, then drops her across her knee, DK hits the ropes and leaps in the air and drops a knee across Chloe’s chest, slamming her to the mat. DK covers, but Moose dives into the ring and breaks it up at two with an elbow to the back of DK’s head.
While the ref gets Moose out of the ring, DK pulls Chloe to her feet and backs her into the corner, but Chloe digs her fingers into DK’s eyes causing him to howl in pain. Chloe grabs DK and BITES HIM! Dee runs down the apron and BLINDSIDES Chloe with a forearm to the side of the head that drops her to the mat. DK staggers around clearing his vision, then when he sees Chloe is down, he calls for the WICKED LEFT. Chloe gets to her feet and DK charges in and swings, but Chloe ducks the punch, slips behind DK and grabs him and hits a BACKDROP DRIVER dumping DK right on the back of his head. They both remain down for a bit and the crowd urges DK to make the tag. Chloe manages to get to her feet first and falls into the corner and makes the tag to Moose.
Jack charges into the ring as DK gets to his feet, he reaches out to tag Dee, but Moose grabs him from behind in the COBRA CLUTCH! He is trying to drop DK to the mat to cinch in the JI-ENDO, but DK fights it with all he has. He staggers forward and finally grabs the top rope forcing the break. Moose lets go, then grabs him again and lifts him for a belly to back suplex, but DK tags Dee while in mid-air.
While Moose has DK in the air, Dee comes in from behind and nails Jack from behind. He drops DK and Dee KILLS him with a LUNGBLOWER! As Moose pops off of Dee’s knees back on his feet, DK loads up and lands the WICKED LEFT! Moose staggers, then falls to the mat, he may well be OUT! Dee covers, but Jack somehow manages to get his foot on the bottom rope just before the three count. Dee tags DK back into the match and they wait for Jack to stand up, they are setting up for the CALL OF THE WILD, but Chloe charges into the ring and grabs DK from behind and sends him into the post shoulder first! DK slumps to the mat and Chloe charges into the corner as he sits up and SLAMS him in the face with a knee! Dee tackles Chloe and they fall between the ropes to the floor leaving Moose and DK both down in the middle of the ring.
The GCCW guys rush to the ring and separate Chloe and Daniella before they kill one another. Chloe rolls into the ring and grabs DK and hits the CORKSCREW! She bails out of the ring, but before Moose can take advantage of it, Dee comes in, pulls Moose up and hits the CHOMP! Chloe snarls and charges across the ring and once again her and Daniella tumble out of the ring and brawl on the floor. This time they take time to fight off the GCCW guys to get at one another. Chairs and barbed wire bats are soon in play and several of the GCCW guys are busted open.
Inside the ring, with the referee trying to get Chloe and Dee back into the ring, Moose slumps in the corner and waits for DK to get to his feet, as he does, Moose pulls a chain from his boot and wraps it around his fist. He charges at DK but DK ducks it and shoves Moose into the corner, grabs him from behind and hits the CHAOS THEORY! DK bridges hard on the high angle German and gets the three count JUST before Moose rolls his shoulder!
WINNERS in 22:41 – Murphy’s Law
DK gets to his feet and celebrates for a fraction of a second, then Moose attacks him and soon they spill out of the ring into the fight at ringside. Moose and DK hammer one another with anything not nailed down and some more GCCW guys end up a bloody mess. Finally the numbers games wins out and the Saints and Murphy’s are separated, but this one is far, far from over.
STAN FULTON vs. DANNY TAYLOR"Crusher" comes out to DEAFENING boos. It is fairly clear that the OOWF faithful does NOT appreciate his latest gimmick change, but since it's heel heat, it's all good. He merely smirks and calls them sheep a few times and enters the ring. "Dyamite" Danny Taylor with a somewhat somber "Dashing" Victor DeNiro enters to equally defeaning cheers and the crowd settles themselves in for a classic good vs. evil bout.
The two big men lock up and try to outpower each other. Lots of locks and holds and counter locks and counter holds. They exchange some rope work and corner work, trading splashes and the like. Danny counters an Irish whip via arm wringer maneuvering Crusher around to a hammerlock and into a suplex. Danny makes the cover only barely before Crusher is already getting up from it. Crusher pushes Danny away and he stumbles backward. Crusher sees the opportunity and pounces, grabbing the leg and applying an early ankle lock. Danny fights against it. Victor circles around the ring to where Danny can see him, and yells for Danny to notice how close he is to the ropes. Eventually, Danny realizes it and before Stan can pull him back Danny grabs the ropes. The referee calls for the break, and Danny climbs the ropes to his feet as Victor screams "What's the matter with you! Get your head in the game." Danny shakes his head and smacks it a couple of times, while Victor stalks around the ring, chewing on his cigar in frustration.
Danny turns to face Crusher who is ready with a big...and I mean big...spear! BOTH big men hit the canvas, shaking the entire ring assembly. Crusher is not content with that and helps Danny to his feet, pulling him in with a clothesline...and then another...and then another. He headbutts Danny a few times for good measure, and then flips him over with a belly to belly suplex. Danny is laid out while Victor bangs the mat in frustration and Stan heads to the corner. He gets to the second turnbuckle and looks to be setting up the Crusher. He leaps, and Danny rolls away just in the nick of time.
Danny gets to his feet and scrambles over to wear Crusher is wondering where he went, and locks him into an STF. He can't quite get the legs locked, so transitions from that just into a cross face. (Too soon!!!) Crusher reaches for the ropes in vain. On one of the reaches, Danny sees the moment and grabs the arm and...TNT! TWISTING NECKBREAKER TRAP! Crusher's in trouble now! This one is over, just waiting for the tap, and the referee asks him if he's ready to call this one closed. Danny holds on tight but...wait....Crusher is moving and manages to work his other arm JUST free enough so he can roll. As he does so, he manages to get Taylor's shoulders on the mat, and Taylor is forced to break the hold to avoid a pinfall.
Crusher slowly gets to his feet, trying to shake feeling back into his arms. Danny sees that Alexander Darling has joined Victor and ringside, arms folded. The split second is all Crusher needs for the start of a running power slam. He covers Taylor but Taylor kicks out at two with a BIG powerful shove that knocks Crusher back. Both get back to their feet and Taylor kicks Crusher, and tries to underhook the arms for the Dynamite Drop. Crusher however uses his head as a battering ram to Danny's solar plexus, knocking the wind out of him. He subdues him further with a bunch of punches, before throwing him into the corner near where Victor and Alex are standing. Crusher runs to the far corner and then runs full speed across the ring for a BODY AVALANCHE! Danny crumbles to the mat. Crusher goes up to the second turnbuckle again and this time hits the CRUSHER! This time Danny doesn't move. Crusher hooks the leg, one...two...THREE!
As the bell fades, Danny looks at both Alex and Victor sadly as he gets to his feet. Alex heads straight to the back, not saying a word, shaking his head, or anything. Victor waits for his friend and walks to the back with him, asking him what's wrong the whole time. Danny's head is down, and hands are on his hips.
TEXPRESS & ALEXANDER DARLING vs. SUICIDE KINGS – No Disqualification MatchThe entire Suicide Kings entourage is out first, including Alexis Darling & The Masked Man. Chad & Zane come out with Alex to his entrance to a wild ovation.
General Manager Corbitt come to the stage after the inroductions & grabs a mic.
GM Corbitt:
Ladies and Gentlemen, after careful consideration, I have decided to give The Suicide Kings what they want & make this match an Anything Goes, No Disqualification Match. The crowd pops & Carter, Reyna & Allen high five each other and taunt Alex, Chad & Zane further.
GM Corbitt:
I have ALSO decided to follow the advice of Miss Bridgette & BAN Alexis Daring & The Masked Man from the arena for the duration of the match.Alexis throws a FIT, and Carter is fuming mad. Two dozen members of
Backstage Security,
Inc. come to ringside & escort Alexis & The Masked Man up the ramp. She spits at Nate as she walks by. Cameras follow & we watch Alexis be walked out of the arena and into a limousine parked beside the production truck.
Carter charges & tackles the closest opponent, Chad Madison, out of the ring. Zane snags Allen & tosses him into the turnbuckles while Alex and Reyna trade punches. It takes mere moments and all 6 are on the floor battling around ringside. Carter sends Chad into the ring post, opening him up above the eye. Zane tosses Reyna into the ring steps. Across the way, Jason Allen has cables wrapped around Alex's throat.
Russ:
This one has broken down early! Look at the Carnage! What a Slobberknocker!Razz:
There's no love lost between these guys, that's for sure. This is off da chain!Chad dodges a Carter running knee and lets him crash into the barricade. He grabs Jason Allen from behind and German Suplexes him into the concrete. Alex has broken free and dives onto Carter, smashing his face repeatedly into the floor. Jose blasts Zane in the back with a chair, taking the big man down to one knee, and follows up with a vicious kick to the temple.
The match continues on for nearly thirty minutes, the six mean tear at one another and in no time they are all a bloody mess. Tables are broken, bodies are broken, weapons are strewn about everywhere. We see OOWF medical waiting at the top of the ramp for the carnage to end, ready to rush to the ring the second the bell rings.
Carter is bleeding badly, but manages to mule kick Alex and get to his feet. He grabs a fan's replica OOWF World Championship Belt, kisses it, and smashes Alex in the face with it. He turns around in time for Zane to backdrop into the Djibouti Announce Table. Allen and Reyna double team Chad, setting him up for the Spike Piledriver! Alex makes the save, wrapping a chair around the neck of Jason Allen. Chad clobbers Jose with the ring bell, then eats a big running boot from Carter! Zane SPEARS the World Champion into the ring post! Reyna Blasts Zane with a Falcon Kick! Alex rolls Jason Allen into the ring unseen and hits a Brainbbuster onto the chair!.. The referee makes a quick 3 count and calls for the bell.
Winners, in 10:36, Alexander Darling & Texpress.
The bell sounding seems to stop nothing, as the melee continues. Alex slides from the ring and attacks Carter, Chad, Zane, Jose & Jason all have chairs and are swinging them wildly at each other as they battle into the crowd.
The camera picks up Alexis running full speed into the arena & down the ramp. She arrives in time to save Carter from a ring bell shot to the throat from Alex. She pulls Carter back up the ramp, staring daggers at her brother the entire way.
ECOSYSTEM vs. CHRIS EVANS – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match Iron Maiden's The Trooper plays and Chris Evans comes out, microphone in hand, still bandaged and bruised from last weeks beating. Evans uncharacteristically walks down to ringside, climbs the steps and enters the ring.
“You see, Chloe, I got the last laugh. Because while you and your minions beat me to within an inch of my life, not only am I still standing here, I get a shot at the Onslaught Championship. Now, I know you're back there probably sucking Moosehead Jack's miniature dick. I just want you to know that once I beat Ecosystem....”
PA: “Morgan had a dream…Buffet had a dream…Muyo have a dream.”
A slightly remixed Kendrick Lamar’s “Backseat Freestyle” plays over the PA system as Ecosystem comes out at the top of the ramp, full suit, wearing the Onslaught Championship, and microphone in hand, and he begins walking and talking.
“Mr Evans, so nice to see you...and to hear you making excuses for the beating you are so richly about to get.”
Eco takes off the belt and his jacket at the timekeeper's table, opposite the ramp. He continues undressing as he speaks.
“You see, Miss Neal has decided to make an example of all of the current and former acquaintences of my dear friend Firewoman. And I know that my time is coming fast, so I think this little meeting will have to come quickly....Cubby.”
Eco and Evans drop their mike as Evans walks toward Eco, still on the floor. Evans gets a little too close as Eco grabs Evans's legs and manages to post him. Evans is curled in the fetal position as Eco grabs a mike.
“RING THE DAMN BELL!”
Evans is still down as the referee rings the bell. Evans finds himself on the receiving end of some kicky stompy and the referee forces Eco back and turn to the timekeeper.
Ecosystem has received his first warningEvans tries to pull himself up but only gets to his knees as Eco unleashes a Shining Wizard that opens up some of those wounds on his face. Eco smiles, then turns and seems to be arguing with someone that we don't see. Eco turns as Evans begins to get to his feet---ENF! ENF! Eco's New Finisher! Evans is out as Eco covers for the three count.
Winner in 6:54 and still Onslaught Champion – EcosystemEco rolls out of the ring and walks over to the ringside table and gets dressed as the trainers come out and try to get Evans back to Medical.
BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. IHOP – OOWF World Tag Team No Disqualification MatchKid Rock's "Bawitdaba" blares over the loudspeakers as IHOP come down towards the ring to deafening boos. They do the "I want the belt" motions and look at the entrance ramp as "Insane in the Brain" plays and Banned From Everywhere come down with Ellie May, Drunkey and Drunkette in tow. The bell rings and this one is underway.
The champs dominate the first few minutes of the match using frequent tags in and out to keep IHOP off balance. Bill hits SYB with the Mason Dixon Line only to have Skurge break up the 3 count. Bill whips SYB into the corner but misses a big splash, making him your drunken idiot in peril.
Skurge tags in and goes right to work nailing Bill with skin lacing chops. Gutwrench suplex is followed by a fist drop. He tags in SYB who nails Bill with a legdrop to the lower abdominal region. SYB immediately tags out to Skurge who comes off the top with a high cross body that gets two. Delayed vertical suplex is followed by a knee drop. Another quick tag to SYB and they hit the Smokehouse Combo. Bill just kicks out at 2. SYB waits for Bill to get to his feet and looks for the Jersey Turnpike, but Bill catches his leg and turns it into a Dragon Screw Leg Whip. Both get to their feet and Bill nails a lariat. SYB rolls to his corner and makes a tag as Bill staggers to his corner and looks to tag in Justin. Skurge races across the ring looking to cut off Bill, but Bill reaches up and makes the tag.
The lights go dark and we hear Justin's voice yelling "DOOOOUUUUUUUGGGGGHAAAAWWWK!!" When the lights come back on, we see all 4 men lying motionless in the ring, Drunky in a Mets jersey with the words Wait Til Next Year on it, and Drunkette in a hockey sweater saying International House of Podcasting. Skurge grabs Justin and hits a Bridging German Suplex. The ref counts.. 1, 2, 3.
IHOP celebrate in the middle of the ring, as the ref confers with the ring announcer. The ring announcer grabs the mic:
"The referee counted both men's shoulders down to the mat. The official decision is a draw. Banned From Everywhere retain their Championships."
ALEXIS DARLING vs. MAI MUYO – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchPA: “Who’s gonna fight for the weak, who’s gonna make them believe?”
A splash of pink fireworks shoots up from the stage and Mai Muyo comes out with a leap, running down the aisle and around the ring, slapping the hands of fans as they cheer. She leaps up to the ring, through the ropes, and pounds the mats and begins pacing, yelling something we can’t hear. The music hits for the Dark Queen of the Suicide Kings, as the Intercontinental Champion Alexis Darling makes her way deliberately down the ramp, soaking in the boos of the fans. She enters the ring and hands the championship to the referee who holds it up and calls for the bell.
Mai extends her hand for a handshake to Alexis, who raises her eyebrow and shakes her head for a “no thanks.” Mai shrugs…and then KICKS ALEXIS IN THE FACE! Alexis goes down and Mai mounts her, pounding away in a fury. Alexis breaks free and kicks Mai in the gut, pulling her down into a front facelock – but Mai picks her up and charges her into a corner. Mai is driving her shoulders into Alexis’s gut until the referee forces the break – and Alexis takes advantage with a Greco-Roman thumb to the eye! Alexis grabs Mai – first a snap suplex, then a Fisherman’s! Alexis hooks the leg, but Mai kicks out at two. Alexis continues to toss Mai around the ring, finally hooking her for the trademark Butterfly – but Mai pulls out, yanks out the legs, and pulls Alexis into the Lion Tamer! Mai is torqueing the neck of Alexis, who manages to edge, slowly, to the ropes. Mai breaks the hold, but Alexis Darling rolls out of the ring, trying to get a breath.
Mai isn’t much for allowing breathing time, as she bounds off the opposite ropes and goes flying with a Tope Suicida outside the ring onto Alexis Darling. She begins to kick the Suicide Queen up against the guardrail, before whipping her toward the steel steps…Alexis reverses…Mai leaps atop the steps to avoid the crash, moonsaulting backwards – no one home as Alexis dodges! Alexis rolls back inside the ring and encourages the referee to count, but Mai gets up and back in at the five-mark. Alexis immediately begins stomping on the prone Mai, before pulling her over her back for the Air Raid Crash – but Mai rolls out and schoolgirls Alexis up! Alexis kicks out and holds onto Mai’s arm, pulling her into a cross armbreaker! Mai’s elbow is twisting violently, but she kicks herself toward the ropes and holds on. The referee forces the break, and Alexis kicks Mai off, knocking her out of the ring.
Alexis follows Mai outside the ring, grabbing her by the hair and slamming her against the announcers’ table. Again and again, finally throwing Mai to the ground as the crowd boos. Alexis picks up the Intercontinental Championship and shoves it in Mai’s face, shouting “this is mine now!”
…and something in Mai snaps. Mai drives her elbow right into Alexis’s face, shoving her up against the announcers’ table and smashing her forearms against Alexis’s chest. Mai backs up and DROPKICKS Alexis right over the table! Mai rolls into the ring to break the count and comes back out, leaping over the table to tackle Alexis. Alexis fights her way up, and tosses Mai over the guardrail into the fans! Alexis pops up to the top turnbuckle and leaps off with a flying clothesline onto Mai – but Mai CATCHES her! When was the last time Mai caught someone? Without much consideration, Mai tosses Alexis with a release belly-to-belly onto the hard floor! Both are down as the referee counts to 6 – Mai begins to climb over the guardrail to beat the count, but Alexis desperately leaps at Mai’s ankle and pulls her back. The two brawl momentarily, but Mai shoves Alexis off before leaping over the guardrail – but by the time she crawls over, the referee counts ten!
Winner in 7:15…Double Countout! As a result…still your Intercontinental Champion, Alexis Darling!
Mai gets frustrated at the announcement, slapping the announcers’ table hard. She grabs the Intercontinental Championship from the timekeeper, staring at him and then the championship. Mai sees Alexis climbing over the barricade…and Mai sighs and lays the title across the announcers’ table for Alexis. Mai crosses herself before hopping over the turnbuckles and exiting through the audience, as Alexis just shakes off the pain before grabbing her championship and raising it high, to boos.
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