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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Panic, Pennsylvania
April 30, 2014
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. JUSTIN SANE
Cypress Hill's Insane in the Brain brings Justin Sane to the ring. He wanders, seemingly aimlessly down to the ring. He stumbles up the steps with a blanker look on his face than normal. He falls trhough the ropes and wanters to the corner and just stands there...facing the turnbuckle. He raises his arms ala Kane, and as he drops them a flag that says BOOM! pops out of each ring post.
Suddenly all the lights go out and Justin shrieks. Then a white strobe light begins to bounce through the arena and the first thing we hear is “There Can Be Only One.” That leads directly into Porcelain & the Tramps “King of the World” as the light settles on the stage and we see a figure in a Phoenix Rising hoodie. The spotlight follows the hooded figure into the ring as Justin shrieks “another Shark Dracula!” the figure slides into the ring and pulls back the hood to reveal Alexander Darling. Justin has assumed a Kung Phooey pose but Alex ignores him and climbs to the ropes to a decidedly mixed response. Alex pulls off the hoodie and moves to the middle of the ring. The referee rings the bell and Alex offers to shake Justin's hand, but Justin refuses. Instead he holds out his hand and asks for Five Dollars.
Alex smirks and gives Justin a fiver which Justin shoves into his boot. Justin stands up and eats a dropkick from Alex. The crowd boos, but Alex just shrugs. Alex picks up Justin and hits a Brainbusta! He turns Justin over...Curbstomp...is he going to complete it? He heads to the ropes...Phoenix Splash! Dark Darling Rising! Alex falls to his knees and puts both hands on Justin's chest and gets the three count.
WINNER in 2:22 – Alexander Darling!
Alex doesn't even let the referee raise his hand but he rolls Justin out of the ring and throws him over his shoulder and gives Justin a ride to the back. Halfway up the ramp Justin waves to the crowd all the way to the back as Alex carries him....
RORY ALBRIGHT vs. CHRIS EVANS vs. SHANE TUSKA vs. LD WILLIAMS
All four men make their way to the ring, the crowd's reaction oscillating between mixed and outright disgust. Before referee Junior Hale can start the match, Evans grabs a microphone.
Evans: "What is it that people can't understand? If you want the greatest wrestler in the world to perform, you put him in a match that's worth his time. Chris Evans doesn't wrestle scrubs and Chris Evans doesn't wrestle broken down has-beens. You (pointing at Tuska) and you (pointing at Albright) won't last six months. You (pointing at Williams) I've beaten more times than I can count. You weren't a challenge before Wilder broke your neck. The walk down the aisle was more of a workout than beating you three."
Evans tosses the mike at Junior and exits the ring, ignoring the crowd as he strides up the aisle. Junior confers with the ring announcer, and then calls for the bell.
SHANE TUSKA vs. RORY ALBRIGHT vs. LD WILLIAMS
Tuska immediately launches himself at Williams, slamming a forearm into his sternum. It knocks Williams into the ropes, and Albright steps in and plants him with a standing spinebuster. Williams' head bounces of the mat, and he makes no move to kick out when Albright covers. Albright gets a two count before Tuska drags him off. Tuska and Albright exchange words, which leads to punches. Tuska sees Williams get slowly to one knee and breaks off to drag him to his feet. Albright grabs the other arm and they send Williams hard into the corner. Albright sends Tuska after him and Tuska goes for a Stinger splash, but Williams moves out of the way. Tuska slams into the turnbuckles, and Williams punches him in the back of the head as he bounces off. Albright charges, and Williams ducks a shoulder, flipping him over the ropes.
Williams kicks Tuska in the head as he gets up, then snaps him over with a suplex. The supex doesn't do Williams any favours, and he's slow to follow up. He starts to tie Tuska into the STF, but Albright is back in with a big boot to knock him off. Albright pulls Williams up and hits a scoop slam, then drops a knee into his face. He rolls out of the way as Tuska hits a legdrop off the second rope. Tuska floats into a cover, but Albright drags him off. Tuska rolls to his feet and shoves Albright, who responds by blasting him with a European uppercut. Albright gets the advantage in the resulting exchange and sends Tuska to the ropes. Tuska springs off the middle strand and nails him with a back elbow. Tuska goes for a standing Moonsault, but Albright gets his knees up. Albright gets to his feer first, and sends Tuska to the ropes. He snaps him over with a powerslam and hooks the leg. Junior counts One...Two...Tuska kicks out!
Albright drags Tuska to his feet, but before he can follow up Williams slams into them with a double clothesline. Williams gets in some stomps on Albright, then drags Tuska to his feet and shoves him into the corner. Williams attacks with chops until Albright grabs him from behind and plants him with a German suplex. Albright bridges, and nearly gets three before Tuska drops an elbow to break it up. Tuska immediately covers Williams, and gets two himself before Albright drags him off. Albright hauls Tuska to his feet, and Tuska shoves him back, then snaps off a superkick. Albright teeters, but doesn't fall, so Tuska goes to the ropes. He launches himself at Albright with a crossbody, but Albright catches him and nails him with a backbreaker. He covers, but Tuska rolls a shoulder at one.
Wiliams is back on his feet and grabs Albright as he gets up. Williams works him over with forearms and hits an Irish whip, but Albright reverses, sending him into the corner. Albright presses his attack, slamming Williams back into the turnbuckles and working him over with forearms. He hauls him up into a long delayed vertical suplex. Tuska leaps off the top for a cross body, and Albright throws Williams as Tuska hits, causing both of his opponents to hit the mat hard. Albright grabs Tuska and flings him over the ropes, then makes the cover on Williams. Junior counts One...Two... Thr-Williams rolls a shoulder just in time.
Albright sees Tuska climbing onto the apron and hits him with a running forearm. Tuska teeters, but grabs Albright for balance. Albright drops to his knees, clotheslining Tuska on the top rope. Williams staggers over as Albright turns. Williams rakes the eyes, then kicks him in the stomach and hits a DDT. Williams grabs his neck on landing, and is unable to follow up. Tuska slides back in and drives a knee into Williams' face, then stomps on Albright. Tuska drops repeated elbows onto Albright, then hits him with a standing moonsault. He hooks the leg, and Junior counts One...Two...Williams drags Tuska off.
Williams hangs onto Tuska's foot and ties him into the STF. He cinches it in, but Tuska refuses to give up. He starts dragging himself to the ropes, but doesn't reach them before Albright kicks Williams in the head and drags him off. Albright slams Williams with a headbutt and sends him hard into the corner. He charges, but Williams gets his feet up. Albright staggers, and Williams kicks him in the gut and sets up the Canadian Destroyer. Albright drops to his knees and breaks free. He tries to pull Williams off his feet, but Williams drives a knee into his face, sending him through the ropes. As he does, Tuska leaps off the ropes onto Williams' shoulders, pulling him forward into a victory roll. Junior slides into position and counts One...Two...Albright slides back in, but is a second too late...Three.
WINNER, in 16:07, Shane Tuska.
After the match: Junior attempts to raise Tuska's hand, but Tuska just glares at him and rolls out of the ring. Junior and Albright soon join him as the Saints storm the ring. The Saints ignore them, however, and check on Williams, who hasn't moved. After several long moments, Williams sits up. He rolls to the apron, and Stank and Stan Fulton support him as he makes his way to the back.
SAINTS OF SINNERS & SUICIDE KINGS vs. TEXPRESS & MURPHY’S LAW – Elimination Match
Everyone involved in this mess is announced and makes their way to the ring. Chad and Zane have to hold DK back to keep him from going after Moose and Chloe. Dee grabs a baseball bat and holds it with her one good arm. Before the match starts, GM the Nate makes his way out to the top of the ramp.
Ok…..I can already see that this is going to be chaos. Dee…..you have not been cleared to wrestle, therefore you are OUT of the match. <the crowd boos this loudly, Moose and Chloe smirk, and Texpress and DK are NOT pleased>
Daniella Murphy has been eliminated
Now now now, calm down. Since Moose and Chloe are the REASON Dee can’t wrestle…….they are out of the match as well. <the crowd cheers this, Moose, Chloe, Reyna and Allen go insane>. Huh…..I guess that makes this a handicap match. How bout that? Oh…..and the Saints need to get to my office NOW!
Moosehead Jack and Chloe are eliminated
Chloe howls bloody murder and heads up the ramp to the back. Moose remains in the ring for a moment, then when DK isn’t looking, he walks over and SUCKER PUNCHES him! DK falls off the apron but quickly recovers and pulls Moose out of the ring. Moose and DK start throwing punches like two wild animals. They spill into the crowd, but the fight doesn’t even slow down. The referee has no choice, he counts DK out. Looks like we have an elimination tag match now.
DK Murphy has been eliminated
The Suicide Kings are yelling for the Saints to get back and at least stay at ringside, Chad grabs Reyna and spins him around, knees him in the gut and rolls him up for a SMALL PACKAGE, at the same time, Zane grabs Allen from behind and hits a BRIDGING GERMAN SUPLEX the referee hits the mat, one….two….THREE! This has to be the fastest elimination match in wrestling history!
Reyna and Allen are eliminated
WINNERS in 6:41 – Texpress
STANK vs. TOMMY WILDER vs. MIRANDA WILLIAMS
The three are announced and head to the ring, the bell rings and Wilder and Miranda work together to take Stank to the mat. Tommy uses his speed and Miranda uses her expertise in hurting people to keep Stank grounded. Miranda works on Stank’s knees, but the big man fights to his feet and takes Miranda out with a clubbing clothesline that sends her to the floor. Stank turn around and Wilder soars though the air and scores with a MISSILE DROPKICK. Stank drops to one knee and Wilder hits the ropes and tries a SHINING WIZARD, but Stank swats him to the mat with a spinning elbow to the face. Wilder hits the mat and falls out of the ring to the floor as well.
The crowd starts booing loudly as Chloe makes her way to the ring, Stank sees this and distracts the referee. As Wilder stands up, Chloe SLAMS him in the face with HDB! Wilder falls to the floor, blood running down his head. Chloe pulls him to his feet and rolls him under the bottom rope. Miranda sees Chloe and comes after her, Chloe turns around and takes off up the ramp, but Miranda doesn’t stop, she chases Chloe all the way to the back.
Inside the ring, Stank pulls Wilder to his feet and boxes him with brutal forearms and punches to the side of the head, then grabs him and traps him in the CATCH 22! Wilder howls in pain and tries to reach for the ropes, but Stank squeezes even tighter an soon enough Wilder goes limp and the referee calls for the bell.
WINNER in 18:22 – Stank
ECOSYSTEM vs. POWER – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match
Match TBAL. 15 minute time limit draw
WINNER - 15 minute time limit draw, Ecosystem retains the OOWF Onslaught Championship
ALEXIS DARLING vs. MAI MUYO vs. FIREWOMAN – OOWF Intercontinental Title Three Way Dance
Skillet’s “Hero” signals the arrival of Mai Muyo who smiles only a little as the fans cheer wildly. Mai has really become one of the top faces in the company as she’s stepped up her game and let her voice be heard backstage. She slaps a few hands and steps in the ring where new OOWF referee Ben Coleman is waiting.
If possible, the crowd only gets louder when Blondie’s “War Child” heralds the entrance of OOWF Grand Slam Champion Firewoman. There are no smiles, no hand slaps as Firewoman makes a bee-line to the ring. She climbs in, gives a cursory acknowledgement to Mai and puts up with Coleman’s instructions. Otherwise she stares daggers at the entrance waiting for the champion.
Fire’s music fades and Mai is bouncing back and forth between each leg trying to stay warmed up while Fire just leans over the top rope with hate in her eyes. Minutes go by with nothing further happening and Fire starts to get impatient (as she’s wont to do) and turns to snarl at Coleman who snarls right back. Yeah, he’s a Saint referee alright.
Fire starts to pace and yells, “Where are you, bitch?!” at the curtains until finally “Fighter” by Christina Aguilera plays and Fire races back to the side of the ring and leans back over the top rope. The music plays for a minute or two and Fire gets even more antsy until at long last out comes OOWF Intercontinental Champion, “The Queen of Kings,” Alexis Darling with a big shit-eating grin on her face. She’s accompanied by her Suicide Kings stable-mates The Masked Man and OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Christian Carter. They huddle at the top of ramp, knowing that will annoy Firewoman even more then finally Alexis pats Carter on the shoulder and he and the Masked Man head to the back.
Darling makes her way to the ring ever so slowly until she gets about five feet away and then tells Coleman to get Firewoman back with a shooing motion. Every action Darling is doing is designed to push Firewoman’s buttons, so-to-speak, and it’s working. Whether that’s a good idea or not remains to be seen. After Coleman forcibly moves Fire back, Darling steps into the ring and soaks in the boos and naughty words coming from the crowd. Darling hands Coleman her title belt and this one finally gets going.
Firewoman wastes no time racing at Darling who leans out through the ropes and Coleman has to pull Fire away, but that doesn't stop her from getting a few shots to the head in first. Fire is pushed back and she glares at Darling in the corner, but she’s completely forgotten that this is a Triple Threat Match.
Muyo spins Firewoman around and lands a standing dropkick right to the jaw. Mai covers, but Alexis drops an elbow to the back of Mai’s head to break up the pin before Coleman can even make a one count. Mai rolls away and Darling climbs out on the apron and pulls herself over the ropes and lands a senton on Fire. Alexis is back to her feet and so is Mai. Mai misses a clothesline and Alexis grabs Mai’s head as she goes by and drops her into a neck breaker. Alexis floats over for the pin. ONE! TWO! Fire crashes into Darling and breaks the count.
Fire mounts Alexis and rains punches and elbows on Alexis until Coleman has to drag her off. Firewoman shakes her head as if trying to get back into the game and not let her emotions run wild. She nods at Coleman as if saying, “Get ready to make the count,” and picks Alexis up by the hair. Fire hits a beautiful German suplex right in the middle of the ring. She rolls over never letting Alexis goes and gets back to her feet. Another German suplex. Then a third! And a fourth! A FIFTH!!! This time she bridges and Alexis’s shoulders are down.
ONE! TWO! TH... NO! Mai has flown off a the turnbuckles and landed a frog splash on both Fire and Alexis! All three women are down and out in the middle of the ring. Mai and Fire are clutching their ribs, with Fire possibly re-injuring hers for a gazillionth time. Alexis is holding her head and neck.
The crowd has noticed that Christian Carter is back out and is slowly walking towards the ring. He moves to the side of the ring where Alexis is, and is trying to get her to stand up.
Fire and Mai are slowly regaining their feet. Mai is there first and sees Fire getting up; Mai runs the ropes and hits Fire with a stiff clothesline. Fire gets up and eats another one. Mai tries for the trifecta, but Fire was ready this time and drop toe holds Mai down. Mai lands neck and arms first on the far second rope. Fire is unable to capitalize however and she’s down on the mat.
Coleman is checking on Fire and doesn't see Carter lay out Mai with a shot to her head using his championship belt. Mai’s in la-la land. Carter’s back over getting Alexis to her feet. She is up just in time. Fire is standing and Coleman moves out of the way just in time for Fire to eat a Darling superkick! Fire falls through the ropes to the floor. Carter yells at Alexis and points to Mai.
Alexis pulls Mai to her feet. BITCH KILLER! Cover and Coleman makes the count. ONE! TWO! THREE!
Your winner by pinfall in 8:33 and still the OOWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION, ALEXIS DARLING!
Carter climbs into the ring and raises Lexie’s arm. They pose for the crowd over Mai’s prone body until Alexis catches Fire getting back in the ring out of the corner of her eye. As Fire lunges at her, Alexis quickly pulls Carter and herself out through the ropes and back up the ramp. Fire lets out a blood-curdling, primal scream and Alexis smiles deviously while holding her title belt high. Fire barely glances at Mai as she finally climbs out of the ring holding her ribs.
CHRISTIAN CARTER vs. GHOSTHEAD vs. STAN FULTON – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Triple Threat Match
Ghosthead and Stan Fulton are announced and make their way to the ring. They eye one another warily and bump knuckles. The crowd gives Ghost a rather warm response, but boos the hell out of Crusher. Fulton looks around at the crowd and slowly shakes his head. OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Christian Carter is announced next and makes his way to the ring with Alexis Darling. The crowd REALLY boos the shit out of Carter, but he and Lexie soak it up and relish in it. The champ steps between the ropes and eyes Ghost warily, then bumps knuckles with Fulton, which draws a look of concern from Ghost. The referee calls for the bell, Carter hands his title to Lexie and the match is underway!
Fulton and Carter charge across the ring and immediately attack Ghost, beating him down to the mat in the corner. Alexis has a sadistic grin on her face as they put the boots to him. The crowd boos loudly as they slowly realize this could very well be a handicap match. Carter pulls Ghost out of the corner and hammers him with punches to the face, then lands a European uppercut, but keeps the big man from falling down. He then grabs Ghost by the face and SLAPS the taste out of his mouth!
This seems to wake Ghost up and he fires several hard punches back at Carter, but Fulton steps in and cuts him off with a knee to the gut. Stan grabs Ghost and lifts him up and DRIVES him into the corner with a BUCKLE BOMB! As Ghost staggers forward, Fulton KILLS him with a spinning back fist to the side of the head that sends him to the mat in the corner. Fulton looks at Carter and points to the opposite corner, then points to Carter’s knee. Carter gets an evil grin on his face and backs into the opposite corner and pulls his knee pad down and charges across the ring……but Stan Fulton is waiting and hits the CLEAR CUT on Carter! Carter does a complete 360 and lands face down on the mat, he rolls over, stunned, and Fulton bounds off the ropes and hits the DROP LINE! Crusher covers, one….two…..thre….NO! Ghost manages to dive out of the corner and break up the pin attempt at two!
Ghost tries to grab Carter, but the champ rolls under the bottom rope and falls to the floor. Alexis races around the ring to check on the fallen champ. Meanwhile inside the ring, Stan pulls Ghost to his feet and sends him to the ropes, but Ghost springs off the middle rope and connects with the EIDOLON! Fulton staggers back to the corner and Ghost charges in and hits a running knee to the face, then climbs to the middle rope and hammers Stan with punches to the face. Fulton has had about enough of being punched in the face, so he gets under Ghost and lifts him in the air and walks to the middle of the ring and hits a SPINNING POWERBOMB! He covers Ghost, but now it is Carter’s turn to slip into the ring at the last second and break up the pin with a knee to the back of Fulton’s head.
Carter grabs Ghost and throws him between the ropes to the floor. Stan gets to his feet holding the back of his head. He and Carter go nose to nose arguing about what is SUPPOSED to be happening. The words quickly turn to blows and Stan gets the better of the exchange and NAILS Carter with a headbutt between the eyes sending him staggering into the corner. Fulton follows him and grabs Carter, but Carter rakes Stan’s eyes. The big man staggers away trying to clear his vision, but Carter catches him with a kick to the gut, then PLANTS him on the mat with a DDT!
Carter floats over and covers, but Ghost is back in the ring and breaks it up at two. The match continues on for almost forty five minutes. None of them are able to hold the advantage for long, and all three are bleeding badly. Fulton is down on the floor after eating a boot to the face from Ghost that sent him off the apron and through the Columbian Announce Table. Ghost and Carter are also both down on the mat. The referee goes out to check on Fulton, who is holding his head and hasn’t moved. Alexis slips Carter a chair and he slowly gets to his feet and yells for Ghost to get to his feet. Before he can use the chair, Matt Folz races to ringside and attacks Alexis! Folz and Lexie fight for a moment, then Lexie bails and heads through the crowd trying to escape with Folz right behind her. Carter looks on in shock and screams for Lexie to come back. Carter snarls and raises the chair to slam it down on Ghost, who is now on his hands and knees, but someone grabs the chair from behind!
Carter spins around and sees Mai standing there on the apron with the chair in her hands, her eyes blazing with fury. He lunges for Mai, but she hops off the mat. Carter hits the ropes and bounces off them, turns around and walks right into the BLACK MIST! Carter hits the mat hard howling in pain. Ghost pulls him to his feet and DESTROYS him with the HORROR DRIVER! Ghost covers, the referee sees it and slides back into the ring, one….two…..THREE!
WINNER in 49:19 and NEW OOWF World Heavyweight Champion – Ghosthead
Carter writhes in pain trying to clear his eyes, Ghost gets to his feet and rolls out of the ring and grabs the title and just stares at it, and a smile damn near passes across his face. Reyna and Allen race to the ring to help their partner. They help Carter to his feet and wrap a wet towel around his head, but Carter realizes what has happened and bellows with rage. He pulls the towel from his head and we see his eyes are blood red, he stares squinting hard until he finds Mai Muyo standing there with a smirk on her face, the chair still in her hands. She blows Carter a kiss, then laughs and walks up the ramp leaving Carter LIVID in the ring as we fade to black.
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Live! From Panic, Pennsylvania
April 30, 2014
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. JUSTIN SANE
Cypress Hill's Insane in the Brain brings Justin Sane to the ring. He wanders, seemingly aimlessly down to the ring. He stumbles up the steps with a blanker look on his face than normal. He falls trhough the ropes and wanters to the corner and just stands there...facing the turnbuckle. He raises his arms ala Kane, and as he drops them a flag that says BOOM! pops out of each ring post.
Suddenly all the lights go out and Justin shrieks. Then a white strobe light begins to bounce through the arena and the first thing we hear is “There Can Be Only One.” That leads directly into Porcelain & the Tramps “King of the World” as the light settles on the stage and we see a figure in a Phoenix Rising hoodie. The spotlight follows the hooded figure into the ring as Justin shrieks “another Shark Dracula!” the figure slides into the ring and pulls back the hood to reveal Alexander Darling. Justin has assumed a Kung Phooey pose but Alex ignores him and climbs to the ropes to a decidedly mixed response. Alex pulls off the hoodie and moves to the middle of the ring. The referee rings the bell and Alex offers to shake Justin's hand, but Justin refuses. Instead he holds out his hand and asks for Five Dollars.
Alex smirks and gives Justin a fiver which Justin shoves into his boot. Justin stands up and eats a dropkick from Alex. The crowd boos, but Alex just shrugs. Alex picks up Justin and hits a Brainbusta! He turns Justin over...Curbstomp...is he going to complete it? He heads to the ropes...Phoenix Splash! Dark Darling Rising! Alex falls to his knees and puts both hands on Justin's chest and gets the three count.
WINNER in 2:22 – Alexander Darling!
Alex doesn't even let the referee raise his hand but he rolls Justin out of the ring and throws him over his shoulder and gives Justin a ride to the back. Halfway up the ramp Justin waves to the crowd all the way to the back as Alex carries him....
RORY ALBRIGHT vs. CHRIS EVANS vs. SHANE TUSKA vs. LD WILLIAMS
All four men make their way to the ring, the crowd's reaction oscillating between mixed and outright disgust. Before referee Junior Hale can start the match, Evans grabs a microphone.
Evans: "What is it that people can't understand? If you want the greatest wrestler in the world to perform, you put him in a match that's worth his time. Chris Evans doesn't wrestle scrubs and Chris Evans doesn't wrestle broken down has-beens. You (pointing at Tuska) and you (pointing at Albright) won't last six months. You (pointing at Williams) I've beaten more times than I can count. You weren't a challenge before Wilder broke your neck. The walk down the aisle was more of a workout than beating you three."
Evans tosses the mike at Junior and exits the ring, ignoring the crowd as he strides up the aisle. Junior confers with the ring announcer, and then calls for the bell.
SHANE TUSKA vs. RORY ALBRIGHT vs. LD WILLIAMS
Tuska immediately launches himself at Williams, slamming a forearm into his sternum. It knocks Williams into the ropes, and Albright steps in and plants him with a standing spinebuster. Williams' head bounces of the mat, and he makes no move to kick out when Albright covers. Albright gets a two count before Tuska drags him off. Tuska and Albright exchange words, which leads to punches. Tuska sees Williams get slowly to one knee and breaks off to drag him to his feet. Albright grabs the other arm and they send Williams hard into the corner. Albright sends Tuska after him and Tuska goes for a Stinger splash, but Williams moves out of the way. Tuska slams into the turnbuckles, and Williams punches him in the back of the head as he bounces off. Albright charges, and Williams ducks a shoulder, flipping him over the ropes.
Williams kicks Tuska in the head as he gets up, then snaps him over with a suplex. The supex doesn't do Williams any favours, and he's slow to follow up. He starts to tie Tuska into the STF, but Albright is back in with a big boot to knock him off. Albright pulls Williams up and hits a scoop slam, then drops a knee into his face. He rolls out of the way as Tuska hits a legdrop off the second rope. Tuska floats into a cover, but Albright drags him off. Tuska rolls to his feet and shoves Albright, who responds by blasting him with a European uppercut. Albright gets the advantage in the resulting exchange and sends Tuska to the ropes. Tuska springs off the middle strand and nails him with a back elbow. Tuska goes for a standing Moonsault, but Albright gets his knees up. Albright gets to his feer first, and sends Tuska to the ropes. He snaps him over with a powerslam and hooks the leg. Junior counts One...Two...Tuska kicks out!
Albright drags Tuska to his feet, but before he can follow up Williams slams into them with a double clothesline. Williams gets in some stomps on Albright, then drags Tuska to his feet and shoves him into the corner. Williams attacks with chops until Albright grabs him from behind and plants him with a German suplex. Albright bridges, and nearly gets three before Tuska drops an elbow to break it up. Tuska immediately covers Williams, and gets two himself before Albright drags him off. Albright hauls Tuska to his feet, and Tuska shoves him back, then snaps off a superkick. Albright teeters, but doesn't fall, so Tuska goes to the ropes. He launches himself at Albright with a crossbody, but Albright catches him and nails him with a backbreaker. He covers, but Tuska rolls a shoulder at one.
Wiliams is back on his feet and grabs Albright as he gets up. Williams works him over with forearms and hits an Irish whip, but Albright reverses, sending him into the corner. Albright presses his attack, slamming Williams back into the turnbuckles and working him over with forearms. He hauls him up into a long delayed vertical suplex. Tuska leaps off the top for a cross body, and Albright throws Williams as Tuska hits, causing both of his opponents to hit the mat hard. Albright grabs Tuska and flings him over the ropes, then makes the cover on Williams. Junior counts One...Two... Thr-Williams rolls a shoulder just in time.
Albright sees Tuska climbing onto the apron and hits him with a running forearm. Tuska teeters, but grabs Albright for balance. Albright drops to his knees, clotheslining Tuska on the top rope. Williams staggers over as Albright turns. Williams rakes the eyes, then kicks him in the stomach and hits a DDT. Williams grabs his neck on landing, and is unable to follow up. Tuska slides back in and drives a knee into Williams' face, then stomps on Albright. Tuska drops repeated elbows onto Albright, then hits him with a standing moonsault. He hooks the leg, and Junior counts One...Two...Williams drags Tuska off.
Williams hangs onto Tuska's foot and ties him into the STF. He cinches it in, but Tuska refuses to give up. He starts dragging himself to the ropes, but doesn't reach them before Albright kicks Williams in the head and drags him off. Albright slams Williams with a headbutt and sends him hard into the corner. He charges, but Williams gets his feet up. Albright staggers, and Williams kicks him in the gut and sets up the Canadian Destroyer. Albright drops to his knees and breaks free. He tries to pull Williams off his feet, but Williams drives a knee into his face, sending him through the ropes. As he does, Tuska leaps off the ropes onto Williams' shoulders, pulling him forward into a victory roll. Junior slides into position and counts One...Two...Albright slides back in, but is a second too late...Three.
WINNER, in 16:07, Shane Tuska.
After the match: Junior attempts to raise Tuska's hand, but Tuska just glares at him and rolls out of the ring. Junior and Albright soon join him as the Saints storm the ring. The Saints ignore them, however, and check on Williams, who hasn't moved. After several long moments, Williams sits up. He rolls to the apron, and Stank and Stan Fulton support him as he makes his way to the back.
SAINTS OF SINNERS & SUICIDE KINGS vs. TEXPRESS & MURPHY’S LAW – Elimination Match
Everyone involved in this mess is announced and makes their way to the ring. Chad and Zane have to hold DK back to keep him from going after Moose and Chloe. Dee grabs a baseball bat and holds it with her one good arm. Before the match starts, GM the Nate makes his way out to the top of the ramp.
Ok…..I can already see that this is going to be chaos. Dee…..you have not been cleared to wrestle, therefore you are OUT of the match. <the crowd boos this loudly, Moose and Chloe smirk, and Texpress and DK are NOT pleased>
Daniella Murphy has been eliminated
Now now now, calm down. Since Moose and Chloe are the REASON Dee can’t wrestle…….they are out of the match as well. <the crowd cheers this, Moose, Chloe, Reyna and Allen go insane>. Huh…..I guess that makes this a handicap match. How bout that? Oh…..and the Saints need to get to my office NOW!
Moosehead Jack and Chloe are eliminated
Chloe howls bloody murder and heads up the ramp to the back. Moose remains in the ring for a moment, then when DK isn’t looking, he walks over and SUCKER PUNCHES him! DK falls off the apron but quickly recovers and pulls Moose out of the ring. Moose and DK start throwing punches like two wild animals. They spill into the crowd, but the fight doesn’t even slow down. The referee has no choice, he counts DK out. Looks like we have an elimination tag match now.
DK Murphy has been eliminated
The Suicide Kings are yelling for the Saints to get back and at least stay at ringside, Chad grabs Reyna and spins him around, knees him in the gut and rolls him up for a SMALL PACKAGE, at the same time, Zane grabs Allen from behind and hits a BRIDGING GERMAN SUPLEX the referee hits the mat, one….two….THREE! This has to be the fastest elimination match in wrestling history!
Reyna and Allen are eliminated
WINNERS in 6:41 – Texpress
STANK vs. TOMMY WILDER vs. MIRANDA WILLIAMS
The three are announced and head to the ring, the bell rings and Wilder and Miranda work together to take Stank to the mat. Tommy uses his speed and Miranda uses her expertise in hurting people to keep Stank grounded. Miranda works on Stank’s knees, but the big man fights to his feet and takes Miranda out with a clubbing clothesline that sends her to the floor. Stank turn around and Wilder soars though the air and scores with a MISSILE DROPKICK. Stank drops to one knee and Wilder hits the ropes and tries a SHINING WIZARD, but Stank swats him to the mat with a spinning elbow to the face. Wilder hits the mat and falls out of the ring to the floor as well.
The crowd starts booing loudly as Chloe makes her way to the ring, Stank sees this and distracts the referee. As Wilder stands up, Chloe SLAMS him in the face with HDB! Wilder falls to the floor, blood running down his head. Chloe pulls him to his feet and rolls him under the bottom rope. Miranda sees Chloe and comes after her, Chloe turns around and takes off up the ramp, but Miranda doesn’t stop, she chases Chloe all the way to the back.
Inside the ring, Stank pulls Wilder to his feet and boxes him with brutal forearms and punches to the side of the head, then grabs him and traps him in the CATCH 22! Wilder howls in pain and tries to reach for the ropes, but Stank squeezes even tighter an soon enough Wilder goes limp and the referee calls for the bell.
WINNER in 18:22 – Stank
ECOSYSTEM vs. POWER – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match
Match TBAL. 15 minute time limit draw
WINNER - 15 minute time limit draw, Ecosystem retains the OOWF Onslaught Championship
ALEXIS DARLING vs. MAI MUYO vs. FIREWOMAN – OOWF Intercontinental Title Three Way Dance
Skillet’s “Hero” signals the arrival of Mai Muyo who smiles only a little as the fans cheer wildly. Mai has really become one of the top faces in the company as she’s stepped up her game and let her voice be heard backstage. She slaps a few hands and steps in the ring where new OOWF referee Ben Coleman is waiting.
If possible, the crowd only gets louder when Blondie’s “War Child” heralds the entrance of OOWF Grand Slam Champion Firewoman. There are no smiles, no hand slaps as Firewoman makes a bee-line to the ring. She climbs in, gives a cursory acknowledgement to Mai and puts up with Coleman’s instructions. Otherwise she stares daggers at the entrance waiting for the champion.
Fire’s music fades and Mai is bouncing back and forth between each leg trying to stay warmed up while Fire just leans over the top rope with hate in her eyes. Minutes go by with nothing further happening and Fire starts to get impatient (as she’s wont to do) and turns to snarl at Coleman who snarls right back. Yeah, he’s a Saint referee alright.
Fire starts to pace and yells, “Where are you, bitch?!” at the curtains until finally “Fighter” by Christina Aguilera plays and Fire races back to the side of the ring and leans back over the top rope. The music plays for a minute or two and Fire gets even more antsy until at long last out comes OOWF Intercontinental Champion, “The Queen of Kings,” Alexis Darling with a big shit-eating grin on her face. She’s accompanied by her Suicide Kings stable-mates The Masked Man and OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Christian Carter. They huddle at the top of ramp, knowing that will annoy Firewoman even more then finally Alexis pats Carter on the shoulder and he and the Masked Man head to the back.
Darling makes her way to the ring ever so slowly until she gets about five feet away and then tells Coleman to get Firewoman back with a shooing motion. Every action Darling is doing is designed to push Firewoman’s buttons, so-to-speak, and it’s working. Whether that’s a good idea or not remains to be seen. After Coleman forcibly moves Fire back, Darling steps into the ring and soaks in the boos and naughty words coming from the crowd. Darling hands Coleman her title belt and this one finally gets going.
Firewoman wastes no time racing at Darling who leans out through the ropes and Coleman has to pull Fire away, but that doesn't stop her from getting a few shots to the head in first. Fire is pushed back and she glares at Darling in the corner, but she’s completely forgotten that this is a Triple Threat Match.
Muyo spins Firewoman around and lands a standing dropkick right to the jaw. Mai covers, but Alexis drops an elbow to the back of Mai’s head to break up the pin before Coleman can even make a one count. Mai rolls away and Darling climbs out on the apron and pulls herself over the ropes and lands a senton on Fire. Alexis is back to her feet and so is Mai. Mai misses a clothesline and Alexis grabs Mai’s head as she goes by and drops her into a neck breaker. Alexis floats over for the pin. ONE! TWO! Fire crashes into Darling and breaks the count.
Fire mounts Alexis and rains punches and elbows on Alexis until Coleman has to drag her off. Firewoman shakes her head as if trying to get back into the game and not let her emotions run wild. She nods at Coleman as if saying, “Get ready to make the count,” and picks Alexis up by the hair. Fire hits a beautiful German suplex right in the middle of the ring. She rolls over never letting Alexis goes and gets back to her feet. Another German suplex. Then a third! And a fourth! A FIFTH!!! This time she bridges and Alexis’s shoulders are down.
ONE! TWO! TH... NO! Mai has flown off a the turnbuckles and landed a frog splash on both Fire and Alexis! All three women are down and out in the middle of the ring. Mai and Fire are clutching their ribs, with Fire possibly re-injuring hers for a gazillionth time. Alexis is holding her head and neck.
The crowd has noticed that Christian Carter is back out and is slowly walking towards the ring. He moves to the side of the ring where Alexis is, and is trying to get her to stand up.
Fire and Mai are slowly regaining their feet. Mai is there first and sees Fire getting up; Mai runs the ropes and hits Fire with a stiff clothesline. Fire gets up and eats another one. Mai tries for the trifecta, but Fire was ready this time and drop toe holds Mai down. Mai lands neck and arms first on the far second rope. Fire is unable to capitalize however and she’s down on the mat.
Coleman is checking on Fire and doesn't see Carter lay out Mai with a shot to her head using his championship belt. Mai’s in la-la land. Carter’s back over getting Alexis to her feet. She is up just in time. Fire is standing and Coleman moves out of the way just in time for Fire to eat a Darling superkick! Fire falls through the ropes to the floor. Carter yells at Alexis and points to Mai.
Alexis pulls Mai to her feet. BITCH KILLER! Cover and Coleman makes the count. ONE! TWO! THREE!
Your winner by pinfall in 8:33 and still the OOWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION, ALEXIS DARLING!
Carter climbs into the ring and raises Lexie’s arm. They pose for the crowd over Mai’s prone body until Alexis catches Fire getting back in the ring out of the corner of her eye. As Fire lunges at her, Alexis quickly pulls Carter and herself out through the ropes and back up the ramp. Fire lets out a blood-curdling, primal scream and Alexis smiles deviously while holding her title belt high. Fire barely glances at Mai as she finally climbs out of the ring holding her ribs.
CHRISTIAN CARTER vs. GHOSTHEAD vs. STAN FULTON – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Triple Threat Match
Ghosthead and Stan Fulton are announced and make their way to the ring. They eye one another warily and bump knuckles. The crowd gives Ghost a rather warm response, but boos the hell out of Crusher. Fulton looks around at the crowd and slowly shakes his head. OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Christian Carter is announced next and makes his way to the ring with Alexis Darling. The crowd REALLY boos the shit out of Carter, but he and Lexie soak it up and relish in it. The champ steps between the ropes and eyes Ghost warily, then bumps knuckles with Fulton, which draws a look of concern from Ghost. The referee calls for the bell, Carter hands his title to Lexie and the match is underway!
Fulton and Carter charge across the ring and immediately attack Ghost, beating him down to the mat in the corner. Alexis has a sadistic grin on her face as they put the boots to him. The crowd boos loudly as they slowly realize this could very well be a handicap match. Carter pulls Ghost out of the corner and hammers him with punches to the face, then lands a European uppercut, but keeps the big man from falling down. He then grabs Ghost by the face and SLAPS the taste out of his mouth!
This seems to wake Ghost up and he fires several hard punches back at Carter, but Fulton steps in and cuts him off with a knee to the gut. Stan grabs Ghost and lifts him up and DRIVES him into the corner with a BUCKLE BOMB! As Ghost staggers forward, Fulton KILLS him with a spinning back fist to the side of the head that sends him to the mat in the corner. Fulton looks at Carter and points to the opposite corner, then points to Carter’s knee. Carter gets an evil grin on his face and backs into the opposite corner and pulls his knee pad down and charges across the ring……but Stan Fulton is waiting and hits the CLEAR CUT on Carter! Carter does a complete 360 and lands face down on the mat, he rolls over, stunned, and Fulton bounds off the ropes and hits the DROP LINE! Crusher covers, one….two…..thre….NO! Ghost manages to dive out of the corner and break up the pin attempt at two!
Ghost tries to grab Carter, but the champ rolls under the bottom rope and falls to the floor. Alexis races around the ring to check on the fallen champ. Meanwhile inside the ring, Stan pulls Ghost to his feet and sends him to the ropes, but Ghost springs off the middle rope and connects with the EIDOLON! Fulton staggers back to the corner and Ghost charges in and hits a running knee to the face, then climbs to the middle rope and hammers Stan with punches to the face. Fulton has had about enough of being punched in the face, so he gets under Ghost and lifts him in the air and walks to the middle of the ring and hits a SPINNING POWERBOMB! He covers Ghost, but now it is Carter’s turn to slip into the ring at the last second and break up the pin with a knee to the back of Fulton’s head.
Carter grabs Ghost and throws him between the ropes to the floor. Stan gets to his feet holding the back of his head. He and Carter go nose to nose arguing about what is SUPPOSED to be happening. The words quickly turn to blows and Stan gets the better of the exchange and NAILS Carter with a headbutt between the eyes sending him staggering into the corner. Fulton follows him and grabs Carter, but Carter rakes Stan’s eyes. The big man staggers away trying to clear his vision, but Carter catches him with a kick to the gut, then PLANTS him on the mat with a DDT!
Carter floats over and covers, but Ghost is back in the ring and breaks it up at two. The match continues on for almost forty five minutes. None of them are able to hold the advantage for long, and all three are bleeding badly. Fulton is down on the floor after eating a boot to the face from Ghost that sent him off the apron and through the Columbian Announce Table. Ghost and Carter are also both down on the mat. The referee goes out to check on Fulton, who is holding his head and hasn’t moved. Alexis slips Carter a chair and he slowly gets to his feet and yells for Ghost to get to his feet. Before he can use the chair, Matt Folz races to ringside and attacks Alexis! Folz and Lexie fight for a moment, then Lexie bails and heads through the crowd trying to escape with Folz right behind her. Carter looks on in shock and screams for Lexie to come back. Carter snarls and raises the chair to slam it down on Ghost, who is now on his hands and knees, but someone grabs the chair from behind!
Carter spins around and sees Mai standing there on the apron with the chair in her hands, her eyes blazing with fury. He lunges for Mai, but she hops off the mat. Carter hits the ropes and bounces off them, turns around and walks right into the BLACK MIST! Carter hits the mat hard howling in pain. Ghost pulls him to his feet and DESTROYS him with the HORROR DRIVER! Ghost covers, the referee sees it and slides back into the ring, one….two…..THREE!
WINNER in 49:19 and NEW OOWF World Heavyweight Champion – Ghosthead
Carter writhes in pain trying to clear his eyes, Ghost gets to his feet and rolls out of the ring and grabs the title and just stares at it, and a smile damn near passes across his face. Reyna and Allen race to the ring to help their partner. They help Carter to his feet and wrap a wet towel around his head, but Carter realizes what has happened and bellows with rage. He pulls the towel from his head and we see his eyes are blood red, he stares squinting hard until he finds Mai Muyo standing there with a smirk on her face, the chair still in her hands. She blows Carter a kiss, then laughs and walks up the ramp leaving Carter LIVID in the ring as we fade to black.
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