Post by mooseheadjack on Sept 18, 2008 10:26:30 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From St. Catharines , Ontario Canada
GODS & MONSTERS vs. CAPE TOWN CANNIBALS
Angelo Barros is YOUR referee!
WWE & TNA come down to the ring first, trying to look menacing, drawing mostly laughs from the fans. They look at each other dejectedly as they climb into the ring and pose for the crowd. "For Whom the Bell Tolls" starts up and Poe slowly walks out, glowering to the crowd from under the blood-soaked towel. He stops at the base of the ramp and glowers at CTC as he carefully removes the towel from his head. The Ultimo Inc ad plays, followed by "For the Love of God" by Steve Vai. Tytan rises slowly from under the entranceway. He's alone this time but walks up to Poe. (somewhere backstage, Kayfabe is restraining Firewoman - something about "Separate entrances"...)
The two monsters are met by flying planchas from CTC but both are caught easily! Crowd oohs and aahs as Tytan shifts TNA into a gorilla press position before dropping him across the STEEL steps! Poe puts WWE on his shoulder and RAMS him into the ring post. The two giants leave WWE and TNA on the floor and enter the ring, Tytan removing his "Ultimo Inc" vest while Poe removes his duster. WWE is first to his feet and he slides into the ring. Poe gives WWE a look of disdain before nodding to Tytan. Tytan steps out of the ring and picks up the tag rope while Poe picks up WWE. The bell finally rings and WE ARE UNDERWAY.
Poe starts by slinging WWE to a corner (where TNA should be but he hasn't gotten over there yet). WWE looks around groggily, wondering where his partner went. Poe methodically marches to the corner and starts throttling WWE. Barros starts the five count but a withering glare from Poe sends him scurrying out of the ring. Poe gathers WWE and hip tosses him back to the middle of the ring, stepping on him as he tags Tytan in.
Tytan climbs in and gathers WWE, looking him over before deciding what to do. TNA is just getting into position in his corner. Tytan grins and drags WWE over to the corner, holding up WWE's hand for TNA to tag. TNA refuses at first, but Tytan insists - and knocks their heads together! Barros calls it as a tag (Fearing for his life) and TNA is forced to climb in. Tytan slides WWE under the bottom rope gently (and WWE careens into the barricade outside, pushing it back about a foot).
TNA flails wildly at Tytan, who just stands there with a sick little grin on his face. Tytan palms TNA's face and walks him back to the other corner. With a nod he hoists TNA up in a gorilla press, does five reps and just drops him face first in the middle of the ring. Poe tagged in, who gathers TNA by the hair and hoists him up. He too does five reps but finishes it with a power bomb. He marches up to Tytan and tags him back in. Tytan gathers TNA and hoists him up, does TEN reps and finishes it with a power bomb. As they take turns mangling TNA, Dr. Podvod walks down, taking notes as Poe triple-power bombs TNA and throws him to the corner. Incensed, WWE tags himself in and charges Poe with a leaping punch. Poe catches WWE by the throat and tosses him - ONE-HANDED! - to Tytan, who catches WWE and slams him to the mat. Tytan climbs in and gathers WWE as Poe drags TNA's carcass out of the corner. Dr. Podvod nods as Tytan climbs up the corner with his victim and Poe hoists his over his shoulders. Tytan leaps off the middle rope! ULTIMO ENDING FOR WWE! Poe turns to stand over one carcass to plant the other! CRUCIFIXION ON TNA! The cover is merely a formality as Poe covers for the win.
WINNERS in 7:34 - Poe and Tytan
The two giants shake hands and leave separately. The janitorial staff is asked to clean up the mess in the middle of the ring.
SPIN HANSEN vs. APOCALYPTIC EXISTENCE
Apocalyptic Existence and Chad Patton come to the ring first, Chad is carrying his trusty gym bag with him. They go over some last minutes strategy in the corner while Spin Hansen is announced. Spin comes to the ring, all business as usual and slides under the ropes. As soon as Spin gets into the ring, Patton yells NOW! And Apocalyptic Existence charges across the ring and attacks. AE catches Spin with a boot to the back of the head, then pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes and connects with a drop kick to the mouth that sends Spin back against the ropes, where he gets his arms trapped between the top and the middle ropes! Spin is at the mercy of AE, which is not a good place to be. AE charges in and catches Spin with a boot to the face and hammers him with punches to the head while the referee works to free him. Finally after taking too many shots to the head, the referee gets Spin out of the ropes. Once he is freed, Spin drops to one knee trying to regain his composure. AE bounds off the ropes and charges, aiming a knee at the side of Spin’s head, but Spin moves out of the way and sweeps AE’s feet from beneath him! AE does a 360 and slams to the mat. Spin pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes and nearly decapitates him with a clothesline. Spin pulls AE to his feet and peppers him with several forearms to the side of the head, then whips AE to the corner and follows him in with an avalanche. Spin sets AE on the top rope and climbs to the middle rope and grabs AE in a bear hug and throws him off the top rope with a release overhead suplex! AE flies across the ring and lands hard. Spin crawls across the ring and covers, but AE kicks out at two. Spin pulls AE to his feet and lifts him for a vertical suplex, then drops him on the top rope, hits the ropes and catches AE with a running forearm to the head that sends him off the rope, to the outside, crashing onto the floor. Chad Patton rushes over and helps AE to his feet and hands him his gym bag. Spin grabs AE by the head from inside the ring and starts to pull him onto the apron. AE swings the bag upward, trying to catch Spin with a shot to the head, but Spin catches the bag with the other hand and rips it out of AE’s grip! Spin holds the side of AE’s head with one hand, and with the other slams the bag into the side of his head! AE pretty much goes limp, and Patton looks horrified. Naturally the referee inside the ring didn’t see a thing. Spin pulls a barely conscious Apocalyptic Existence into the ring, sends him to the ropes and catches him with a THUNDEROUS spine buster. Spin gets to his feet and motions for the HAIR OF THE DOG! And the crowd goes nuts! Spin pulls AE up, and lifts him for a suplex, then DRIVES him to the mat! This one is over. Spin hooks the leg, one, two, three!
WINNER in 5:24 – Spin Hansen
DEAD & BLITZ vs. ZK DEBEERS & DAMON WRATH
The unlikely team of Damon Wrath and ZK DeBeers are announced and come to the ring, separately. DeBeers tries to establish himself as the leader of the team, but Wrath pretty much completely ignores him. Dead and Blitz come to the ring, and Dead appears to be barking orders at Blitz, Blitz nods his head and gets a look of pure determination on his face. Blitz leaps over the top rope and immediately attacks DeBeers, backing him into the corner with chops and punches. Blitz tries a whip across the ring, but DeBeers reverses it and sends Blitz toward the corner. Blitz hops to the top rope, and in one fluid motion, spins and catches a charging DeBeers with a perfect cross body block for a two count. DeBeers powers out and quickly crawls to his corner and tags in Damon Wrath. Blitz tags in The Dead, and they slowly circle in the middle of the ring, then lock up. Wrath slips behind Dead and lifts him off his feet, then slams him to the mat, but Dead sits out of the move and gets right back to his feet and tries a round house kick, but Wrath avoids it and catches Dead with a stiff kick to the side of his knee. Dead takes a few steps back and shakes his leg. Wrath grabs him and sends him to the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Dead ducks and heads to the opposite ropes and makes the blind tag to Blitz. Dead slides between Wrath’s legs and gets to his feet, when Wrath turns around to face Dead, Blitz springs off the top rope and takes Wrath to the mat with a bulldog. Blitz rolls him over and covers, but DeBeers breaks it up at two. Blitz pulls Wrath to his feet and catches him with several kicks to the ribs and side of the head, then hits the ropes and charges, but Wrath elevates Blitz and brings him down across his knee driving all the air out of him. Wrath grabs Blitz and hits a half-nelson suplex that folds Blitz up. Wrath gets to his feet and waits for Blitz to get to his feet, Blitz struggles up and Wrath is about to charge, when DeBeers reaches out and tags himself into the match. DeBeers steps between the ropes, and charges at Blitz, but Blitz catches DeBeers with a drop toe hold, hanging him up on the second rope. Blitz pulls the referee aside and feigns an injury to his knee. While the referee is checking on that, The Dead runs down the apron and drops a leg across the back of DeBeers head. DeBeers falls back into the ring and suddenly Blitz is ok again. Blitz pulls DeBeers to his feet and hits a double chicken wing release suplex, then tags in Dead. Dead steps between the ropes and waits for DeBeers to get to his feet, when he does, Dead hits CLOSE THE CASKET! DeBeers is DEAD! Dead tags Blitz in, and Blitz springs to the top rope and hits the AJ Styles springboard 360 splash! Blitz hooks the leg, one, two, THREE! Wrath never even moved to step into the ring.
WINNERS in 5:54 – Dead & Blitz
After the match, Damon Wrath does the partnerly thing and helps DeBeers to his feet. DeBeers shoves him hard and screams at him for not breaking up the pin. Wrath counters that DeBeers should not have tagged himself in. The two go nose to nose arguing, then Wrath shoves DeBeers away and turns to walk away when DeBeers reaches into his pocked, grabs Wrath and spins him back around and BLASTS HIM with a shot to the face. Wrath drops like he has been shot, and suddenly there appears to be a lot of change on the mat. A lot of quarters. Almost as if a roll of quarters had been broken open. Curious. ZK DeBeers sneers and stands over the unconscious Damon Wrath and poses for the crowd, who all boo him loudly. Finally he leaves the ring and heads to the back.
ERIC O’MAC vs. OUTBACK JACK
Each man enters the ring with an intense amount of focus. The referee calls for the opening bell as the two stare each other down in the middle of the ring. Eric O'Mac begins to say something that is undecipherable because of the crowd noise. Outback Jack seems to smile for a moment and then takes a step back. Eric begins to laugh until Jack steps forward with a vicious punch that connects squarely to the side of Eric's head. O'Mac begins to backpedal as Jack continues to lay haymaker after haymaker. Eric gets backed into the corner and Jack winds up for another punch. Eric somehow is able to duck the big right hand and gets himself out of the corner. Outback Jack turns around just in time for his jaw to meet the knuckles of Eric O'Mac. Now Eric gains control and starts peppering Jack with rights and lefts. Now it's Jack who has his back to the corner, and Eric shows no signs of letting up. Jack's head snaps back from a brutal punch and Eric backs up and charges the corner. Jack manages to get a boot up, however, and makes solid contact with Eric's face, stopping him in his tracks. Jack roars out of the corner and drops Eric with a back elbow. Eric quickly gets to his feet as Jack is charging once again, but this time Eric is a step quicker and takes Jack down with a drop toe hold. Eric follows up by dropping an elbow directly into Jack's sternum. Eric goes for another, but Jack rolls away and Eric catches nothing but mat. Both men get up to their feet and begin slugging it out once more. Jack gains the advantage and sends Eric into the ropes, but Eric comes leaping back with a flying forearm. Jack stumbles backwards but catches himself on the ropes and avoids going down. Eric runs in and tries to clothesline him over the top rope and onto the floor, but he's telegraphed it and Jack is able to lift him high for a back-body drop to the floor. Eric looks like he's had the wind knocked out of him as he struggles to get to his feet. Jack makes his way to the outside and catches a semi-upright Eric with an overhand right. Eric stumbles backwards but somehow maintains his balance. Jack grabs Eric and tries to whip him into the barricade, but Eric reverses it and Jack crashes into it ribs-first. Eric picks up Jack and rolls him back into the ring. He follows and begins laying the boots to Outback Jack. Somehow Jack catches Eric's boot and shoves him away, allowing Jack to get back to his feet. Eric catches Jack in the stomach with a boot and attempts to whip Jack into the corner. Jack puts the brakes on, however, and instead pulls Eric back in towards him and delivers a devastation shoulder to Eric's face. Eric falls backwards clutching at his head, and soon blood begins to trickle from between his fingers. Eric props himself up on one knee and looks at the amount of blood covering his hands. Eric appears to have a severe cut under his right eye and a busted and bloodied nose. Eric looks down at the mat where his blood is dripping and begins to smile. He gets to his feet and motions for Jack to "bring it". Jack obliges and the two slug it out. Apparently the blood has lit a fire under Eric, because he is firing on all cylinders. Jack is able to get a few punches in but right now the fight is being controlled by Eric O'Mac. Eric sends Jack hard into the ropes, and Jack comes storming back with a clothesline. Eric ducks it and catches Jack on the bounce-back with a sick spinning back elbow that sends Jack reeling. Eric charges at Jack and tackles him. He throws punch after punch at Jack's head. Jack is trying to block as many as he can, but a good portion of the punches are finding their mark. The referee jumps in to break it up, and after a few more punches, Eric reluctantly backs off. Jack gets to his feet and he's doing some bleeding of his own. His lip and mouth are busted wide open and he's got a nasty bruise forming over his eye. Jack feels his face and now he smiles as well. Both men's faces look like something out of a horror movie, but neither man seems disturbed by this in the least. They go right back at each other, and the blood is flying everywhere. Jack throws a heavy punch that connects and sends Eric staggering backwards, but then Eric steps up and throws a vicious punch of his own. Jack staggers backwards but also refuses to go down. Both men continue to land slow, heavy punches, but each man is too resilient (or too stubborn) to go down. Eric is finally able to duck a punch and begins to choke Outback Jack! The referee begins to give his warning as Jack reaches out and grabs Eric by the throat! Both men are having trouble breathing but neither will break the hold. Eric pushes Jack into the corner to try and gain some leverage, but Jack reverses it and he now has Eric in the corner. The referee continues to plead with both men to break their holds, but eventually has had enough and calls for the bell.
WINNER in 15:57 - NO CONTEST
Both men continue to try and choke the life out of one another and the referee is forced to call security into the ring. After much struggling, security is able to divide the two men. They continue to stare each other down, however, and then begin to yell at one another. Suddenly, both men break free of security and begin to attack each other once more. Both men are battered and bruised, but neither seems to give a damn at the moment. Fists and blood fly in the middle of the ring until security is once again able to pull these two apart. After the two men are finally taken away from the ring area, the referee signals for the cleanup crew to mop up some of the blood before the next match.
IHOP & THE AMNESIAC vs. INSANE HOMELESS BUNNY – OOWF Campeonas de Trios Elimination Title Match
Insane Homeless Bunny is introduced first. No rap as they come down, they appear to be all business. IHOP & The Amnesiac are down next, and are accompanied by the giant Fezzik. IHB attacks as a unit, sending Skurge tumbling to the arena floor and sending the Champions scurrying. Referee Mel Creech manages to establish some order and we kick off with SYB and Carl From Fresno. SYB poses and draws the ire of the crowd. He yells “Look, a Sandwich!” The distraction lets SYB get the advantage on Carl. Side Headlock. Into the ropes for a clothesline. SYB picks Carl up and slams him to the mat. SYB tries to drop an elbow, but no one is home. Carl rolls to his corner and tags in Bunny. Bunny Springboards off the tope rope and connects with a forearm. Hurrincanrana. Rolling Thunder. Cover for a 2 count. SYB low blows Bunny and tags in Skurge. Skurge is greeted with a dropkick and stumbles into a neutral corner. Tag to Justin. Bunny kneels in front of Skurge and Justin NAILS Poetry in Motion! Amnesiac tries to equal things out, but Creech keeps him at bay. Carl is in and whips Skurge into the ropes, as he and Justin hit a 3D! Bunny comes flying off with a Double Jump Twisting Moonsault! Bunny rolls out of the ring and Justin covers Skurge for the 1…2…3! Skurge has been eliminated
Amnesiac comes in and decks Justin. Scoop Slam. Amnesiac drops an elbow. Lung Blower on Justin Sane. Amnesiac covers for 1…2… and Carl is in to break up the pin. SYB enters and gets thrown through the ropes and hits the rings steps as he hits the floor by Bunny. Carl and Justin go High/Low on Amnesiac and lay him out. Carl picks him up, Michinoku Driver! Justin goes up top and hits The Moment of Clarity! Cover and 1…2…3! The Amnesiac has been eliminated
The crowd is electric as SYB gingerly re-enters the ring. Suddenly, a man is seen riding down the ramp on horseback. Grey Goatee and black gloves. He approaches the ring, sword drawn. It Can’t Be! The Six Fingered Man! Count Grogan has arrived at ringside! SYB takes advantage of everyone’s shock and hits the Jersey Turnpike on Justin. A quick DDT and he gets a 1..2…3! Justin Sane has been eliminated
Bunny charges in and tangles with SYB. They go at it full tilt, throwing fists, elbows, chops and even a head butt from Bunny. SYB staggers back and Bunny launches himself at SYB. SYB rolls through it and ends up with a small package on Bunny. A handful of tail and it’s a 1..2…3! Bunny has been eliminated
Carl rushes in the ring attacks. SYB is clearly gassed, and ducks out of the ring. Carl attempts to plancha on top of SYB, but Fezzik steps in the way and Carl lands on him! Fezzik stumbles about as Carl holds tightly around the behemoth’s neck. Fezzik backs in to each ring post once, trying to shake the man off his back, but slowly fades and falls to the floor unconscious. Carl gets up and eats a chair shot from SYB. Mel Creech doesn’t see this, as his attention has been taken by a man in a black cloth mask. THE DRED PIRATE ROBERTS! SYB drags Carl into the ring and hurls him into the corner. He grabs Creech and pulls him aside. Roberts climbs to the apron, knocks Carl out cold with the handle of his sword, and races to the back. Creech turns around, SYB hits the Hebrew Hammer on Carl and gets the 1…2…3!
WINNERS in 16:23 - IHOP & The Amnesiac
FIREWOMAN vs. ATTITUDE ADJUSTER vs. SEAMUS MCNASTY vs. TYSON KINCAID – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match
There are a lot of interesting dynamics in the ring right now, and it'll be interesting to see how they play out in this match. The bell rings we're underway, except for Attitude Adjuster, who promptly take the sound of the bell as his cue to roll out under the bottom rope. Firewoman makes an automatic lunge towards him, referee Davis Hightower is already in her way, imploring AA to get back into the ring. AA responds by taunting Fire, who tries unsuccessfully to get past Hightower. Kincaid spins Fire around by the shoulder and looks to be trying to talk to her, but she responds with a quick go-behind and roll-up!
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One count only and Kincaid kicks out, but the look of AA's face tells the story; he's just been reminded that he doesn't have to be pinned to lose his title. Meanwhile in on the inside, the look on Tyson Kincaid's face tells a completely different story as he fixes a stare at Firewoman, until Seamus barrels out of the corner with a big-time body check that sends the unaware Kincaid hard into the corner. Firewoman cuts AA off as he tries to make his way into the ring with a flurry of punches, kicks and forearm shots that send him falling to the outside, with her in pursuit. Seamus buries several elbows into Tyson's head while he's trapped in the corner before whipping him across the ring and charging in, getting a boot for his effort. Second attempt gets the same result, and it turns Seamus around, giving Kincaid the opening for a chop- lock, taking the big Irishman out at the knees! Kincaid back to his feet, and hits a shining wizard to the back of Seamus' head! Cover and a hook of the leg...
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Kick out by Seamus, and Kincaid latches on a chin lock. On the outside Firewoman is still fully on the attack, whipping AA into the rail. AA hits his knees, begging off, but Firewoman isn't having any of it! She grabs the champ by the head, pulling him up, but AA responds with a savage rake to the eyes, blinding her! AA takes Firewoman headfirst into the rail, then brings up his boot, dragging her face across the bootlaces before letting the ringside fans know how smart he is.
Back in the ring, Seamus has fought back up to a vertical base, and he's managed to turn into the chin lock, causing it to become side lock, that he shoves his way out of. Tyson hits the ropes, and Seamus has the big boot ready, but Tyson slides under, grabbing the base leg and pulling up into a Lion-Tamer! Seamus isn't quite close enough to the ropes, and it looks like he might...NO! AA grabs Seamus' hand and drags him into the ropes, forcing the break! AA sticks a thumb in Seamus' eye on his way back into the ring, and he shares a look with Kincaid before both men start putting the boots to Seamus! Pick up by both men as they load him up...Double Slingshot suplex! AA and Tyson exchange a quick high-five before AA instructs Kincaid to pick up the Irishman again, but AA goes for a quick schoolboy of Kincaid! He's got two big handfuls of tights, as Hightower slides in...
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Shoulder roll at 2 and half by Tyson, and he pops up LIVID at AA! Attitude Adjuster suddenly goes into peacemaker mode, but Tyson is having none of it! He grabs AA and...
SPRINGBOARD DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE from the apron from Firewoman! Kincaid and AA go down hard, and the crowd ROARS as Firewoman kips up before delivering a flying knee drop to Kincaid! Firewoman hooks the leg and
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The pin is broken up by AA, who drags Firewoman up and backwards by her hair! AA sets up for an inverted DDT, but Seamus is back up, and he grabs AA by the back of the head and sets HIM up for an inverted DDT, before powering him up into a standing powerslam!
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Firewoman breaks up the pin, and Seamus gets up patting Firewoman on the head...With gets his a slap across the face that sounds like a rifle going off! That got his attention! He grabs Firewoman, and buries a quick knee to her midsection before loading her up for what looks like it's going to be the Wild Irish Rover...Until a dropkick from Kincaid sends him over the top rope! Seamus tumbles out and lands on his feet, but catches two feet from Firewoman as she leaps to the second rope and turns around, catching Kincaid with a springboard bulldog! That's the setup, and the FIRESTOMP~! is the payoff! Kincaid is out! Fire rolls him over...
And AA spins her around and LEVELS her with big right hand! Firewoman drops like a sack of wet oatmeal, amidst a shower of quarters! Attitude Adjuster covers her, a sick smile on his face:
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NO! Seamus is back in the ring, delivering a running boot to AA! He's quick to capitalize with another boot to the face, and he quickly grabs AA up fires him off into the ropes...IRISH CAR BOMB! The leg is hooked:
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WINNER VIA PINFALL in 14:54 and NEW ONSLAUGHT CHAMPION: SEAMUS McNASTY!
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PHANTOS & LUCIOS vs. THE WORLDS GREATEST FAG TEAM – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
The Fag Team jumps the champs at the bell before they can get the titles off. FFM tosses Phantos to the floor, and they double team Lucios in the corner. They pound away, then get a slam and leg drop combo. Phantos springboards back in and clotheslines FFM and Ryan down. He kicks the hell out of Ryan, but MacCappington tackles him to stop that, and things settle down with Ryan and Lucios. Lucios uses his size to gain the advantage and Hardcore takes a crazy bump off a shoulder block. Another oversell off a backdrop, and Hardcore is tangled in the ropes. Lucios takes a couple of shots, and then frees him, and Ryan goes to the eyes to escape for good. Tag to FFM, but he eats a drop toehold, and tag to Phantos and the champs get some double team work in. Quick tags in and out as they target the leg, trying to get the big man off his feet. Phantos slingshots over and down on the knee. He tries a figure four, but FFM kicks him off and into the WGFT corner, and Ryan gets a sucker punch in. Phantos staggers around, and FFM boots him right out of the ring. Ryan hops down and gets some shots in before Lucios chases him off. Back in, and FFM flattens Phantos with a leg drop and tags in Ryan. Hardcore comes in with a double stomp off the top, then a rolling thunder senton. Ryan slaps Lucios to draw him in, and the heels do some cheating, complete with the "slap hands to fake a tag" thing, and FFM winds up clobbering Phantos in the corner. The Fag Team spends the next 4-5 minutes just killing Phantos before Phantos reverses an Irish whip, sending Ryan into FFM and Phantos dives for the hot tag to Lucios! Lucios is in and nails Ryan, then a power slam. MacCappington back in and Lucios kicks him in the gut and gets a pump handle slam. Hardcore tries a running enziguri, but Lucios ducks it, then grabs Hardcore from the mat and gives him a German suplex in one motion. FFM decks him from behind though and sets up for GREETINGS FROM PACIFIC HEIGHTS~! But Phantos comes off with a missile dropkick to Lucios' back, causing FFM to fall back with Lucios on top! One, two... but Ryan makes the save! Hardcore dropkicks Phantos to the floor, and the Fag Team sets up what looks to be a double team with FFM coming off the top rope. MacCappington's ready to go, and Ryan tries a uranage, but Lucios overpowers him and whips him into the corner! Hardcore's head goes straight into FFM's crotch! FFM falls to the floor, and when Ryan stumbles back to the middle of the ring, Lucios drills him with a T-Bone Suplex. Phantos hits a moonsault for good measure, and Lucios pins Hardcore to retain the titles.
WINNERS in 20:13 and STILL OOWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: PHANTOS & LUCIOS
After the match FFM climbs back into the ring and tries to help his partner up, but Hardcore smacks his hand away. FFM immediately bristles and asks him why the hell he would do that, Hardcore just stares at MacCappington, then softens a bit and slaps MacCappington on the back. The two slowly leave the ring together and head to the back.
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. DH MAGNUSSON vs. CHRIS COLE – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match
The crowd cheers politely as D.H. Magnusson makes his way to the ring, then switches to boos as Chris Cole enters the arena. “There Can Be Only One” booms over the sound system and the crowd erupts. The Intercontinental Champion, Alexander Darling, steps onto the stage and pauses for “Prelude 12/21” before heading to the ring to “Princes of the Universe”. Alex enters the ring and holds the title up with one hand before handing it to referee Mel Creech, who displays it to the crowd and calls for the bell. DHM sprints across the ring, but Alex sidesteps and he hits the corner hard. Alex turns to attack, but gets clobbered by a clothesline from Cole. Cole slings Alex to the ropes, and hooks his arm on the return trip, sending Alex spinning through the air and wrenching his damaged shoulder. Cole pulls Alex to his feet, but DHM spins him around, kicks him in the stomach, and plants him with a DDT. DHM grabs Alex and lifts him with a flying hammerlock before slamming him face-first into the mat. DHM rolls Alex over, but Cole yanks him away before he can cover. Cole & DHM lock up, and DHM powers him back to the corner, clubbing away with punches. An Irish whip sends Cole hard into the opposite turnbuckles, and DHM follows him in with a shoulder block. DHM lifts Cole and sits him on the top turnbuckle. He climbs up for a superplex, but Cole fights back. They exchange punches, and DHM falls back, but hooks Cole’s head and drives him to the mat with a DDT. Alex pounces on DHM, flips him over and drives his face into the mat with a Curb stomp, then dives onto Cole and hooks the leg, but Cole just manages to roll a shoulder before the three. Alex scoops him up for a body slam, but Cole slips out, dropping behind Alex and pulling him back into a Backstabber. Cole flips Alex over and plants his knee in his shoulder, tying up his arm and leaning back. Alex screams in pain, but refuses to submit. It looks like Alex might pass out from the pain, but DHM kicks Cole in the face, forcing him to release the hold, and wrenching Alex’s shoulder further in the process. DHM pulls Cole to his feet and levels him with the Jersey Hammer, then tosses him over the ropes to the floor. DHM moves in on Alex as he gets up, and Alex catches him with a shot to the midsection. DHM doubles over, and Alex drives a knee into his forehead. Alex shoves DHM into the corner and hits a series of punches and kicks, then whips him across the ring. DHM puts on the brakes and pulls Alex back, catching him with a release overhead suplex. DHM plants Alex with a body slam, delivers a few kicks, and goes to the ropes, but Cole pulls down the ropes, toppling him to the outside. Cole slides into the ring and drives an elbow into Alex’s shoulder and makes a cover, but Alex kicks out. Cole rolls to his feet as DHM gets back in the ring, and greets him with an elbow to the face. Cole lifts DHM for the Headliner, but Alex catches him with a low blow from behind. Cole drops DHM, who lands on his head and gets tangled in the ropes. As Cole staggers, Alex hooks him from behind and rolls him up for the three.
WINNER, and still OOWF Intercontinental Champion, in 14:47, Alexander Darling.
LD WILLIAMS vs. DAVIN MORELAND – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match
The house lights go dark briefly before the first guitar strains of “Pull Me Under” start. The crowd is in full-throat booing mode; and that’s to be expected. This is a home game for the Champ. Davin Moreland and Samantha Darling both make their way down the ramp, and they seem both unaffected, and to have expected this reaction. There are a few “SQUEE”s, but it’s really muted. Even the kids cheering is muted. Davin takes off his robe folds it and hands it to Samantha. They nod to each other, and she makes her way to the outside. “Jekyll and Hyde” from Petra starts up with requisite pyro; and St. Catherines goes ABSOLUTELY BATSHIT, and there’s a legitimate chance of the roof blowing off the joint. LD Williams has a HUGE smile on his face and raises his belt high for everyone to see. It’s a slow walk down the ramp, and he’s even slapping hands with the fans. It’s not very often Williams gets the full-on face treatment. Finally Williams gets into the ring, and is surprised to see Davin giving him what seems to be a genuine round of applause. LD hands the belt to Senior OOWF Referee Mel Creech, who holds it high in the air. This match is for the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship. Creech hands the belt to the outside and calls for the bell…WE’RE UNDERWAY!
Davin and LD circle each other to start, doing some hand-fighting…a real Greco-Roman start. Finally Davin is able to grab a wrist, turn it into an arm-wringer, and then a hammerlock. LD slaps his shoulder twice (required) and just EXPLODES out of the hold by a hard spin and a quick, hard Greco-Roman takedown. LD immediately shifts into a Fujiwara Arm bar, and Davin is in trouble already. Creech actually moves from where he was standing to check on Davin, but YOU CAN’T MAKE DAVIN TAP! Davin, in an extraordinary show of strength gets to his knees, and then eventually to his feet, with LD still applying the hold! Davin grabs LD’s foot with his other arm and swings him UP and DOWN with a HUGE MODIFIED POWERBOMB! LD obviously releases the hold finally, and Davin quickly bails out of the ring near Samantha in a tremendous amount of pain. He has her check for a dislocation, but she doesn’t find one. Samantha pats Davin on the head, and Davin flips her off jokingly before rolling back into the ring. LD is STILL out but is stirring. Davin tries to shake his arm out, and gets to LD. Davin shoves him in the corner, and starts ASSAULTING LD with Chops (no Woos, because, well, they’re not happy with this turn of events) with his good arm. Davin quickly jumps and gets a leg lock on LD’s head, and snaps off a SWEET HURRICARANA! Wasting no time, Davin goes to the top and faces the crowd. He leaps and HITS a beautiful MOONSAULT and floats into the cover. That gets two.
Davin’s quick to his feet, and hits a SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT and floats THAT into a cover, that only gets two as well. Davin pulls up LD and WHIPS him into the corner, and CHARGES in NAILING LD with a SPEAR! You could almost hear the air blow out of LD’s lungs on that one as he collapsed to the mat. Davin goes up top again and he’s gonna fly! HESITATION SHOOTING STAR PRESS! Davin floats into that cover…1, 2, th…NO! At the last second LD kicks out, and Davin looks perplexed. He seems to shift gears, and quickly locks in a SHARPSHOOTER, and it’s in a good spot! Davin starts with the “ask him” requests, and LD is hurting, but certainly isn’t going out like this. Davin is too big to drag across the ring, but through the POWER of the SHAKY ARM, and using some insane leg strength, he is able to KICK DAVIN OFF and send him flying…RIGHT INTO MEL CREECH! REF BUMP! Both Davin and LD get to their feet slowly and notice that Creech is down. They both kind of shrug and lockup in the middle of the ring, which draws a HUGE ovation. Finally, Davin shoves LD off into the ropes, and chases after him, stops short and catches LD on the rebound, hitting him with a HUGE BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! He looks over to Creech, and slaps him around a bit trying to wake him up, but it’s no use. Davin saunters over to attack LD, but LD TRIPS him and Davin lands throat first on the rope, and he kind of hangs there. LD is up quickly, and showing some impressive agility, LEAPFROGS Davin, spins in mid-air and STUN GUNS DAVIN on the rope as lands on his feet out on the floor.
Samantha comes over and starts yelling at LD, and LD starts yelling back. Everyone is focused on these two arguing, and NOBODY sees Davin hit a FLYING REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER FROM THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR!
Russ: BAH GAWD! Oh Dear Sweet Jesus Christ on a Cracker he might have killed him.
LD is clearly out and this time Davin pats Samantha on the head, and gets the one-fingered salute in return. Davin smirks and goes over to the timekeepers table and grabs the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship Belt. He considers putting it around his waist, but instead tosses it in the ring. He picks up LD like a sack of potatoes, and heads up to the top turnbuckle. It looks like he’s going to try a TOP ROPE JACKKNIFE POWERBOMB! He gets LD into position, and all of a sudden, Concrete TG comes down the ramp to a big ovation! Davin can’t believe Crete would dare interfere in this match, but that brief second of hesitation was all it takes for the Champ who, on the top turnbuckle, manages to slip out of Davin’s grasp, hit a waistlock, turn around, and hit a TOP ROPE RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX just as Crete gets into the ring. Davin is likely dead. LD finally sees Crete and they start a little yapfest, pretty much punctuated by LD telling Crete to “Get the fuck out”, and turns his back, and spots the Championship. Creech is stirring. Davin is stirring. LD has the belt, but CRETE GRABS IT! He’s not going to let LD win this way! After a few tugs back and forth, LD intentionally lets go, and Crete falls backward with the belt; smashing it over Davin’s head in the process as Davin was back to his knees. He’s not anymore. Crete tries to apologize to the unconscious guy, but clearly that’s not working out so well. Crete is clearly crestfallen and just slumps his was out of the ring, but gets a couple of slaps and an earful from Samantha. It just so happens that Creech wakes up just as LD rolls Davin over for the academic three count.
WINNER in 19:41 by PINFALL….L.D. WILLIAMS! LD WILLIAMS retains the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship
STANK vs. CONCRETE TG – Moosehead Jack Special Guest Referee
“Scarecrow” by Ministry starts up, and Moosehead Jack heads down the ramp to a chorus of boos and in a SPIFFY OOWF Referee’s Shirt. He’s taunting the fans by pointing to the logo, and making the International Sign for “Calling it right down the middle”. He climbs through the ropes and slumps in the corner. “With Jupiter In Mind” starts up and Concrete Takaken Gryfon comes out to thunderous applause. He slaps hands and talks to the kids in the crowd before getting into the ring and eyeing Moose warily. “Skin” by Nonpoint starts with requisite pyro, and the crowd is even louder for Stank as he makes his way down the ramp. He’s clearly NOT in a good mood, but although he’s wearing a brace on his right knee, seems to have no ill effects. He slowly climbs into the ring, not taking his eyes off of Crete. Moose IMMEDIATELY calls for the bell. WE’RE UNDERWAY!
Moose slumps back in the corner, as Stank starts yapping at Crete, and Crete appears to be pleading his case. Stank UNLEASHES a Wicked Right Hand, which knocks Crete off his feet. Stank locks in a chin lock with a knee in the back. It’s actually pretty close to a choke, but when Crete looks over; Moose just shrugs and goes back to doing nothing. Crete uses SHAKY ARM POWER, and makes his way up to a Vertical Base. Crete finally gets upright, and hits a JAWBREAKER on Stank. Crete quickly turns around…WHAM-DDT on Stank and Stank is down. Crete briefly looks over at Moose who is golf-clapping that last move. Crete pulls a woozy Stank up, and lands a couple of Right Hands which forces Stank into the corner. A couple of CHOP-WOOs from Crete, and then Crete gets up on the turnbuckle, and gets a leg lock around Stank’s head. Crete’s looking for a Hurricarana! But before Crete can snap it off, Stank almost appears to come to. He reaches up and POWERBOMBS Crete. He hangs on, and hits ANOTHER POWERBOMB! He STILL Hangs on…It’s a STANKBOMB! Stank covers, and Moose seems to give a pretty normal count; it gets 2.
Stank simply gets up, and runs the ropes…STANKONIA 2.0! Another cover for Stank; and Moose only gets to two before Crete kicks out. Stank pulls Crete up and pulls him in the air for what looks to be a Delayed Vertical Suplex, but Stank lets go of Crete in the air and steps back. He catches Crete on the way down and hits a BIG PILEDRIVER on Crete! Crete’s in trouble! Stank covers, and that gets a LONG 2 from Moose, who seems to be enjoying showing Stank the number “2” with his hands. Stank pulls a Near-Death Crete to his feet, and LOCKS ON THE SOUTHERN COMFORT! Oh my GOODNESS it’s rare to see Stank going all technical and submissive-y. Crete is struggling, and Stank is screaming “ASK HIM” to Moose, who responds “You Don’t have to yell”. Moose leans in close to check on Crete who appears unresponsive. It’s time for the THREE ARM RAISE! Predictably, the first two times, the arm falls limply down, but by the POWER of the SHAKY ARM, Crete refuses to quit and tells Moose so. Stank cinches the hold in tighter; and as he does so, Crete’s hand reflexively goes up, and it happens to graze Moose on the chin. Moose collapses to the mat like FF shot him…REF BUMP!
Stank seems kind of unsure as to what to do; so he finally releases Crete and takes a couple of steps away. Suddenly, HERE COMES DAVIN MORELAND DOWN THE RAMP (in a “Crete and Moosey T-Shirt?”)! He’s got a BAT and MURDER in his eyes after Crete cost him the title tonight! He slides into the ring just as Crete is able to get to his knees. Davin unleashes a huge swing, but Crete ducks at the last second; and Stank, still facing away from the action, gets BLASTED IN HIS BAD KNEE WITH THE BAT! Stank COLLAPSES to the mat. Davin doesn’t take any time to grieve, and wheels around and DRILLS Crete in the RIBS with the bat. Crete is trying desperately to apologize, but Davin swings again; Crete SIDESTEPS Davin, and Davin’s momentum carries the barrel of the bat RIGHT INTO STANK’S BAD KNEE AGAIN! Davin gets up quickly, in time to see Crete charging; and Crete gets the STING BAT TREATMENT in the gut, followed by a huge BLAST TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! Davin screams “I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT OF MY BUSINESS!” The crowd is NOT booing; because, well, Crete kinda deserved it. Davin drags the lifeless body of Crete and drapes it over Stank who is flat on his back, and apparently paralyzed with pain. Davin puts the bat in Crete’s hand and slides out of the ring and up the ramp to a mixed reaction. MIRACULOUSLY, Moose wakes up just in time to see Crete lying on Stank, and makes a quick 3-Count.
WINNER in 17:21 by PINFALL…CONCRETE TG!
Post-match, Crete comes to, and sees the bat in his hand, and the lifeless Stank on the mat. He also sees Moose golf-clapping him, so Crete tries to get to his feet and explain. Moose apparently isn’t interested and NAILS Crete with the CHIMERA DRIVER!
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GODS & MONSTERS vs. CAPE TOWN CANNIBALS
Angelo Barros is YOUR referee!
WWE & TNA come down to the ring first, trying to look menacing, drawing mostly laughs from the fans. They look at each other dejectedly as they climb into the ring and pose for the crowd. "For Whom the Bell Tolls" starts up and Poe slowly walks out, glowering to the crowd from under the blood-soaked towel. He stops at the base of the ramp and glowers at CTC as he carefully removes the towel from his head. The Ultimo Inc ad plays, followed by "For the Love of God" by Steve Vai. Tytan rises slowly from under the entranceway. He's alone this time but walks up to Poe. (somewhere backstage, Kayfabe is restraining Firewoman - something about "Separate entrances"...)
The two monsters are met by flying planchas from CTC but both are caught easily! Crowd oohs and aahs as Tytan shifts TNA into a gorilla press position before dropping him across the STEEL steps! Poe puts WWE on his shoulder and RAMS him into the ring post. The two giants leave WWE and TNA on the floor and enter the ring, Tytan removing his "Ultimo Inc" vest while Poe removes his duster. WWE is first to his feet and he slides into the ring. Poe gives WWE a look of disdain before nodding to Tytan. Tytan steps out of the ring and picks up the tag rope while Poe picks up WWE. The bell finally rings and WE ARE UNDERWAY.
Poe starts by slinging WWE to a corner (where TNA should be but he hasn't gotten over there yet). WWE looks around groggily, wondering where his partner went. Poe methodically marches to the corner and starts throttling WWE. Barros starts the five count but a withering glare from Poe sends him scurrying out of the ring. Poe gathers WWE and hip tosses him back to the middle of the ring, stepping on him as he tags Tytan in.
Tytan climbs in and gathers WWE, looking him over before deciding what to do. TNA is just getting into position in his corner. Tytan grins and drags WWE over to the corner, holding up WWE's hand for TNA to tag. TNA refuses at first, but Tytan insists - and knocks their heads together! Barros calls it as a tag (Fearing for his life) and TNA is forced to climb in. Tytan slides WWE under the bottom rope gently (and WWE careens into the barricade outside, pushing it back about a foot).
TNA flails wildly at Tytan, who just stands there with a sick little grin on his face. Tytan palms TNA's face and walks him back to the other corner. With a nod he hoists TNA up in a gorilla press, does five reps and just drops him face first in the middle of the ring. Poe tagged in, who gathers TNA by the hair and hoists him up. He too does five reps but finishes it with a power bomb. He marches up to Tytan and tags him back in. Tytan gathers TNA and hoists him up, does TEN reps and finishes it with a power bomb. As they take turns mangling TNA, Dr. Podvod walks down, taking notes as Poe triple-power bombs TNA and throws him to the corner. Incensed, WWE tags himself in and charges Poe with a leaping punch. Poe catches WWE by the throat and tosses him - ONE-HANDED! - to Tytan, who catches WWE and slams him to the mat. Tytan climbs in and gathers WWE as Poe drags TNA's carcass out of the corner. Dr. Podvod nods as Tytan climbs up the corner with his victim and Poe hoists his over his shoulders. Tytan leaps off the middle rope! ULTIMO ENDING FOR WWE! Poe turns to stand over one carcass to plant the other! CRUCIFIXION ON TNA! The cover is merely a formality as Poe covers for the win.
WINNERS in 7:34 - Poe and Tytan
The two giants shake hands and leave separately. The janitorial staff is asked to clean up the mess in the middle of the ring.
SPIN HANSEN vs. APOCALYPTIC EXISTENCE
Apocalyptic Existence and Chad Patton come to the ring first, Chad is carrying his trusty gym bag with him. They go over some last minutes strategy in the corner while Spin Hansen is announced. Spin comes to the ring, all business as usual and slides under the ropes. As soon as Spin gets into the ring, Patton yells NOW! And Apocalyptic Existence charges across the ring and attacks. AE catches Spin with a boot to the back of the head, then pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes and connects with a drop kick to the mouth that sends Spin back against the ropes, where he gets his arms trapped between the top and the middle ropes! Spin is at the mercy of AE, which is not a good place to be. AE charges in and catches Spin with a boot to the face and hammers him with punches to the head while the referee works to free him. Finally after taking too many shots to the head, the referee gets Spin out of the ropes. Once he is freed, Spin drops to one knee trying to regain his composure. AE bounds off the ropes and charges, aiming a knee at the side of Spin’s head, but Spin moves out of the way and sweeps AE’s feet from beneath him! AE does a 360 and slams to the mat. Spin pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes and nearly decapitates him with a clothesline. Spin pulls AE to his feet and peppers him with several forearms to the side of the head, then whips AE to the corner and follows him in with an avalanche. Spin sets AE on the top rope and climbs to the middle rope and grabs AE in a bear hug and throws him off the top rope with a release overhead suplex! AE flies across the ring and lands hard. Spin crawls across the ring and covers, but AE kicks out at two. Spin pulls AE to his feet and lifts him for a vertical suplex, then drops him on the top rope, hits the ropes and catches AE with a running forearm to the head that sends him off the rope, to the outside, crashing onto the floor. Chad Patton rushes over and helps AE to his feet and hands him his gym bag. Spin grabs AE by the head from inside the ring and starts to pull him onto the apron. AE swings the bag upward, trying to catch Spin with a shot to the head, but Spin catches the bag with the other hand and rips it out of AE’s grip! Spin holds the side of AE’s head with one hand, and with the other slams the bag into the side of his head! AE pretty much goes limp, and Patton looks horrified. Naturally the referee inside the ring didn’t see a thing. Spin pulls a barely conscious Apocalyptic Existence into the ring, sends him to the ropes and catches him with a THUNDEROUS spine buster. Spin gets to his feet and motions for the HAIR OF THE DOG! And the crowd goes nuts! Spin pulls AE up, and lifts him for a suplex, then DRIVES him to the mat! This one is over. Spin hooks the leg, one, two, three!
WINNER in 5:24 – Spin Hansen
DEAD & BLITZ vs. ZK DEBEERS & DAMON WRATH
The unlikely team of Damon Wrath and ZK DeBeers are announced and come to the ring, separately. DeBeers tries to establish himself as the leader of the team, but Wrath pretty much completely ignores him. Dead and Blitz come to the ring, and Dead appears to be barking orders at Blitz, Blitz nods his head and gets a look of pure determination on his face. Blitz leaps over the top rope and immediately attacks DeBeers, backing him into the corner with chops and punches. Blitz tries a whip across the ring, but DeBeers reverses it and sends Blitz toward the corner. Blitz hops to the top rope, and in one fluid motion, spins and catches a charging DeBeers with a perfect cross body block for a two count. DeBeers powers out and quickly crawls to his corner and tags in Damon Wrath. Blitz tags in The Dead, and they slowly circle in the middle of the ring, then lock up. Wrath slips behind Dead and lifts him off his feet, then slams him to the mat, but Dead sits out of the move and gets right back to his feet and tries a round house kick, but Wrath avoids it and catches Dead with a stiff kick to the side of his knee. Dead takes a few steps back and shakes his leg. Wrath grabs him and sends him to the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Dead ducks and heads to the opposite ropes and makes the blind tag to Blitz. Dead slides between Wrath’s legs and gets to his feet, when Wrath turns around to face Dead, Blitz springs off the top rope and takes Wrath to the mat with a bulldog. Blitz rolls him over and covers, but DeBeers breaks it up at two. Blitz pulls Wrath to his feet and catches him with several kicks to the ribs and side of the head, then hits the ropes and charges, but Wrath elevates Blitz and brings him down across his knee driving all the air out of him. Wrath grabs Blitz and hits a half-nelson suplex that folds Blitz up. Wrath gets to his feet and waits for Blitz to get to his feet, Blitz struggles up and Wrath is about to charge, when DeBeers reaches out and tags himself into the match. DeBeers steps between the ropes, and charges at Blitz, but Blitz catches DeBeers with a drop toe hold, hanging him up on the second rope. Blitz pulls the referee aside and feigns an injury to his knee. While the referee is checking on that, The Dead runs down the apron and drops a leg across the back of DeBeers head. DeBeers falls back into the ring and suddenly Blitz is ok again. Blitz pulls DeBeers to his feet and hits a double chicken wing release suplex, then tags in Dead. Dead steps between the ropes and waits for DeBeers to get to his feet, when he does, Dead hits CLOSE THE CASKET! DeBeers is DEAD! Dead tags Blitz in, and Blitz springs to the top rope and hits the AJ Styles springboard 360 splash! Blitz hooks the leg, one, two, THREE! Wrath never even moved to step into the ring.
WINNERS in 5:54 – Dead & Blitz
After the match, Damon Wrath does the partnerly thing and helps DeBeers to his feet. DeBeers shoves him hard and screams at him for not breaking up the pin. Wrath counters that DeBeers should not have tagged himself in. The two go nose to nose arguing, then Wrath shoves DeBeers away and turns to walk away when DeBeers reaches into his pocked, grabs Wrath and spins him back around and BLASTS HIM with a shot to the face. Wrath drops like he has been shot, and suddenly there appears to be a lot of change on the mat. A lot of quarters. Almost as if a roll of quarters had been broken open. Curious. ZK DeBeers sneers and stands over the unconscious Damon Wrath and poses for the crowd, who all boo him loudly. Finally he leaves the ring and heads to the back.
ERIC O’MAC vs. OUTBACK JACK
Each man enters the ring with an intense amount of focus. The referee calls for the opening bell as the two stare each other down in the middle of the ring. Eric O'Mac begins to say something that is undecipherable because of the crowd noise. Outback Jack seems to smile for a moment and then takes a step back. Eric begins to laugh until Jack steps forward with a vicious punch that connects squarely to the side of Eric's head. O'Mac begins to backpedal as Jack continues to lay haymaker after haymaker. Eric gets backed into the corner and Jack winds up for another punch. Eric somehow is able to duck the big right hand and gets himself out of the corner. Outback Jack turns around just in time for his jaw to meet the knuckles of Eric O'Mac. Now Eric gains control and starts peppering Jack with rights and lefts. Now it's Jack who has his back to the corner, and Eric shows no signs of letting up. Jack's head snaps back from a brutal punch and Eric backs up and charges the corner. Jack manages to get a boot up, however, and makes solid contact with Eric's face, stopping him in his tracks. Jack roars out of the corner and drops Eric with a back elbow. Eric quickly gets to his feet as Jack is charging once again, but this time Eric is a step quicker and takes Jack down with a drop toe hold. Eric follows up by dropping an elbow directly into Jack's sternum. Eric goes for another, but Jack rolls away and Eric catches nothing but mat. Both men get up to their feet and begin slugging it out once more. Jack gains the advantage and sends Eric into the ropes, but Eric comes leaping back with a flying forearm. Jack stumbles backwards but catches himself on the ropes and avoids going down. Eric runs in and tries to clothesline him over the top rope and onto the floor, but he's telegraphed it and Jack is able to lift him high for a back-body drop to the floor. Eric looks like he's had the wind knocked out of him as he struggles to get to his feet. Jack makes his way to the outside and catches a semi-upright Eric with an overhand right. Eric stumbles backwards but somehow maintains his balance. Jack grabs Eric and tries to whip him into the barricade, but Eric reverses it and Jack crashes into it ribs-first. Eric picks up Jack and rolls him back into the ring. He follows and begins laying the boots to Outback Jack. Somehow Jack catches Eric's boot and shoves him away, allowing Jack to get back to his feet. Eric catches Jack in the stomach with a boot and attempts to whip Jack into the corner. Jack puts the brakes on, however, and instead pulls Eric back in towards him and delivers a devastation shoulder to Eric's face. Eric falls backwards clutching at his head, and soon blood begins to trickle from between his fingers. Eric props himself up on one knee and looks at the amount of blood covering his hands. Eric appears to have a severe cut under his right eye and a busted and bloodied nose. Eric looks down at the mat where his blood is dripping and begins to smile. He gets to his feet and motions for Jack to "bring it". Jack obliges and the two slug it out. Apparently the blood has lit a fire under Eric, because he is firing on all cylinders. Jack is able to get a few punches in but right now the fight is being controlled by Eric O'Mac. Eric sends Jack hard into the ropes, and Jack comes storming back with a clothesline. Eric ducks it and catches Jack on the bounce-back with a sick spinning back elbow that sends Jack reeling. Eric charges at Jack and tackles him. He throws punch after punch at Jack's head. Jack is trying to block as many as he can, but a good portion of the punches are finding their mark. The referee jumps in to break it up, and after a few more punches, Eric reluctantly backs off. Jack gets to his feet and he's doing some bleeding of his own. His lip and mouth are busted wide open and he's got a nasty bruise forming over his eye. Jack feels his face and now he smiles as well. Both men's faces look like something out of a horror movie, but neither man seems disturbed by this in the least. They go right back at each other, and the blood is flying everywhere. Jack throws a heavy punch that connects and sends Eric staggering backwards, but then Eric steps up and throws a vicious punch of his own. Jack staggers backwards but also refuses to go down. Both men continue to land slow, heavy punches, but each man is too resilient (or too stubborn) to go down. Eric is finally able to duck a punch and begins to choke Outback Jack! The referee begins to give his warning as Jack reaches out and grabs Eric by the throat! Both men are having trouble breathing but neither will break the hold. Eric pushes Jack into the corner to try and gain some leverage, but Jack reverses it and he now has Eric in the corner. The referee continues to plead with both men to break their holds, but eventually has had enough and calls for the bell.
WINNER in 15:57 - NO CONTEST
Both men continue to try and choke the life out of one another and the referee is forced to call security into the ring. After much struggling, security is able to divide the two men. They continue to stare each other down, however, and then begin to yell at one another. Suddenly, both men break free of security and begin to attack each other once more. Both men are battered and bruised, but neither seems to give a damn at the moment. Fists and blood fly in the middle of the ring until security is once again able to pull these two apart. After the two men are finally taken away from the ring area, the referee signals for the cleanup crew to mop up some of the blood before the next match.
IHOP & THE AMNESIAC vs. INSANE HOMELESS BUNNY – OOWF Campeonas de Trios Elimination Title Match
Insane Homeless Bunny is introduced first. No rap as they come down, they appear to be all business. IHOP & The Amnesiac are down next, and are accompanied by the giant Fezzik. IHB attacks as a unit, sending Skurge tumbling to the arena floor and sending the Champions scurrying. Referee Mel Creech manages to establish some order and we kick off with SYB and Carl From Fresno. SYB poses and draws the ire of the crowd. He yells “Look, a Sandwich!” The distraction lets SYB get the advantage on Carl. Side Headlock. Into the ropes for a clothesline. SYB picks Carl up and slams him to the mat. SYB tries to drop an elbow, but no one is home. Carl rolls to his corner and tags in Bunny. Bunny Springboards off the tope rope and connects with a forearm. Hurrincanrana. Rolling Thunder. Cover for a 2 count. SYB low blows Bunny and tags in Skurge. Skurge is greeted with a dropkick and stumbles into a neutral corner. Tag to Justin. Bunny kneels in front of Skurge and Justin NAILS Poetry in Motion! Amnesiac tries to equal things out, but Creech keeps him at bay. Carl is in and whips Skurge into the ropes, as he and Justin hit a 3D! Bunny comes flying off with a Double Jump Twisting Moonsault! Bunny rolls out of the ring and Justin covers Skurge for the 1…2…3! Skurge has been eliminated
Amnesiac comes in and decks Justin. Scoop Slam. Amnesiac drops an elbow. Lung Blower on Justin Sane. Amnesiac covers for 1…2… and Carl is in to break up the pin. SYB enters and gets thrown through the ropes and hits the rings steps as he hits the floor by Bunny. Carl and Justin go High/Low on Amnesiac and lay him out. Carl picks him up, Michinoku Driver! Justin goes up top and hits The Moment of Clarity! Cover and 1…2…3! The Amnesiac has been eliminated
The crowd is electric as SYB gingerly re-enters the ring. Suddenly, a man is seen riding down the ramp on horseback. Grey Goatee and black gloves. He approaches the ring, sword drawn. It Can’t Be! The Six Fingered Man! Count Grogan has arrived at ringside! SYB takes advantage of everyone’s shock and hits the Jersey Turnpike on Justin. A quick DDT and he gets a 1..2…3! Justin Sane has been eliminated
Bunny charges in and tangles with SYB. They go at it full tilt, throwing fists, elbows, chops and even a head butt from Bunny. SYB staggers back and Bunny launches himself at SYB. SYB rolls through it and ends up with a small package on Bunny. A handful of tail and it’s a 1..2…3! Bunny has been eliminated
Carl rushes in the ring attacks. SYB is clearly gassed, and ducks out of the ring. Carl attempts to plancha on top of SYB, but Fezzik steps in the way and Carl lands on him! Fezzik stumbles about as Carl holds tightly around the behemoth’s neck. Fezzik backs in to each ring post once, trying to shake the man off his back, but slowly fades and falls to the floor unconscious. Carl gets up and eats a chair shot from SYB. Mel Creech doesn’t see this, as his attention has been taken by a man in a black cloth mask. THE DRED PIRATE ROBERTS! SYB drags Carl into the ring and hurls him into the corner. He grabs Creech and pulls him aside. Roberts climbs to the apron, knocks Carl out cold with the handle of his sword, and races to the back. Creech turns around, SYB hits the Hebrew Hammer on Carl and gets the 1…2…3!
WINNERS in 16:23 - IHOP & The Amnesiac
FIREWOMAN vs. ATTITUDE ADJUSTER vs. SEAMUS MCNASTY vs. TYSON KINCAID – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match
There are a lot of interesting dynamics in the ring right now, and it'll be interesting to see how they play out in this match. The bell rings we're underway, except for Attitude Adjuster, who promptly take the sound of the bell as his cue to roll out under the bottom rope. Firewoman makes an automatic lunge towards him, referee Davis Hightower is already in her way, imploring AA to get back into the ring. AA responds by taunting Fire, who tries unsuccessfully to get past Hightower. Kincaid spins Fire around by the shoulder and looks to be trying to talk to her, but she responds with a quick go-behind and roll-up!
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One count only and Kincaid kicks out, but the look of AA's face tells the story; he's just been reminded that he doesn't have to be pinned to lose his title. Meanwhile in on the inside, the look on Tyson Kincaid's face tells a completely different story as he fixes a stare at Firewoman, until Seamus barrels out of the corner with a big-time body check that sends the unaware Kincaid hard into the corner. Firewoman cuts AA off as he tries to make his way into the ring with a flurry of punches, kicks and forearm shots that send him falling to the outside, with her in pursuit. Seamus buries several elbows into Tyson's head while he's trapped in the corner before whipping him across the ring and charging in, getting a boot for his effort. Second attempt gets the same result, and it turns Seamus around, giving Kincaid the opening for a chop- lock, taking the big Irishman out at the knees! Kincaid back to his feet, and hits a shining wizard to the back of Seamus' head! Cover and a hook of the leg...
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Kick out by Seamus, and Kincaid latches on a chin lock. On the outside Firewoman is still fully on the attack, whipping AA into the rail. AA hits his knees, begging off, but Firewoman isn't having any of it! She grabs the champ by the head, pulling him up, but AA responds with a savage rake to the eyes, blinding her! AA takes Firewoman headfirst into the rail, then brings up his boot, dragging her face across the bootlaces before letting the ringside fans know how smart he is.
Back in the ring, Seamus has fought back up to a vertical base, and he's managed to turn into the chin lock, causing it to become side lock, that he shoves his way out of. Tyson hits the ropes, and Seamus has the big boot ready, but Tyson slides under, grabbing the base leg and pulling up into a Lion-Tamer! Seamus isn't quite close enough to the ropes, and it looks like he might...NO! AA grabs Seamus' hand and drags him into the ropes, forcing the break! AA sticks a thumb in Seamus' eye on his way back into the ring, and he shares a look with Kincaid before both men start putting the boots to Seamus! Pick up by both men as they load him up...Double Slingshot suplex! AA and Tyson exchange a quick high-five before AA instructs Kincaid to pick up the Irishman again, but AA goes for a quick schoolboy of Kincaid! He's got two big handfuls of tights, as Hightower slides in...
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Shoulder roll at 2 and half by Tyson, and he pops up LIVID at AA! Attitude Adjuster suddenly goes into peacemaker mode, but Tyson is having none of it! He grabs AA and...
SPRINGBOARD DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE from the apron from Firewoman! Kincaid and AA go down hard, and the crowd ROARS as Firewoman kips up before delivering a flying knee drop to Kincaid! Firewoman hooks the leg and
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The pin is broken up by AA, who drags Firewoman up and backwards by her hair! AA sets up for an inverted DDT, but Seamus is back up, and he grabs AA by the back of the head and sets HIM up for an inverted DDT, before powering him up into a standing powerslam!
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Firewoman breaks up the pin, and Seamus gets up patting Firewoman on the head...With gets his a slap across the face that sounds like a rifle going off! That got his attention! He grabs Firewoman, and buries a quick knee to her midsection before loading her up for what looks like it's going to be the Wild Irish Rover...Until a dropkick from Kincaid sends him over the top rope! Seamus tumbles out and lands on his feet, but catches two feet from Firewoman as she leaps to the second rope and turns around, catching Kincaid with a springboard bulldog! That's the setup, and the FIRESTOMP~! is the payoff! Kincaid is out! Fire rolls him over...
And AA spins her around and LEVELS her with big right hand! Firewoman drops like a sack of wet oatmeal, amidst a shower of quarters! Attitude Adjuster covers her, a sick smile on his face:
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NO! Seamus is back in the ring, delivering a running boot to AA! He's quick to capitalize with another boot to the face, and he quickly grabs AA up fires him off into the ropes...IRISH CAR BOMB! The leg is hooked:
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WINNER VIA PINFALL in 14:54 and NEW ONSLAUGHT CHAMPION: SEAMUS McNASTY!
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PHANTOS & LUCIOS vs. THE WORLDS GREATEST FAG TEAM – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
The Fag Team jumps the champs at the bell before they can get the titles off. FFM tosses Phantos to the floor, and they double team Lucios in the corner. They pound away, then get a slam and leg drop combo. Phantos springboards back in and clotheslines FFM and Ryan down. He kicks the hell out of Ryan, but MacCappington tackles him to stop that, and things settle down with Ryan and Lucios. Lucios uses his size to gain the advantage and Hardcore takes a crazy bump off a shoulder block. Another oversell off a backdrop, and Hardcore is tangled in the ropes. Lucios takes a couple of shots, and then frees him, and Ryan goes to the eyes to escape for good. Tag to FFM, but he eats a drop toehold, and tag to Phantos and the champs get some double team work in. Quick tags in and out as they target the leg, trying to get the big man off his feet. Phantos slingshots over and down on the knee. He tries a figure four, but FFM kicks him off and into the WGFT corner, and Ryan gets a sucker punch in. Phantos staggers around, and FFM boots him right out of the ring. Ryan hops down and gets some shots in before Lucios chases him off. Back in, and FFM flattens Phantos with a leg drop and tags in Ryan. Hardcore comes in with a double stomp off the top, then a rolling thunder senton. Ryan slaps Lucios to draw him in, and the heels do some cheating, complete with the "slap hands to fake a tag" thing, and FFM winds up clobbering Phantos in the corner. The Fag Team spends the next 4-5 minutes just killing Phantos before Phantos reverses an Irish whip, sending Ryan into FFM and Phantos dives for the hot tag to Lucios! Lucios is in and nails Ryan, then a power slam. MacCappington back in and Lucios kicks him in the gut and gets a pump handle slam. Hardcore tries a running enziguri, but Lucios ducks it, then grabs Hardcore from the mat and gives him a German suplex in one motion. FFM decks him from behind though and sets up for GREETINGS FROM PACIFIC HEIGHTS~! But Phantos comes off with a missile dropkick to Lucios' back, causing FFM to fall back with Lucios on top! One, two... but Ryan makes the save! Hardcore dropkicks Phantos to the floor, and the Fag Team sets up what looks to be a double team with FFM coming off the top rope. MacCappington's ready to go, and Ryan tries a uranage, but Lucios overpowers him and whips him into the corner! Hardcore's head goes straight into FFM's crotch! FFM falls to the floor, and when Ryan stumbles back to the middle of the ring, Lucios drills him with a T-Bone Suplex. Phantos hits a moonsault for good measure, and Lucios pins Hardcore to retain the titles.
WINNERS in 20:13 and STILL OOWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: PHANTOS & LUCIOS
After the match FFM climbs back into the ring and tries to help his partner up, but Hardcore smacks his hand away. FFM immediately bristles and asks him why the hell he would do that, Hardcore just stares at MacCappington, then softens a bit and slaps MacCappington on the back. The two slowly leave the ring together and head to the back.
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. DH MAGNUSSON vs. CHRIS COLE – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match
The crowd cheers politely as D.H. Magnusson makes his way to the ring, then switches to boos as Chris Cole enters the arena. “There Can Be Only One” booms over the sound system and the crowd erupts. The Intercontinental Champion, Alexander Darling, steps onto the stage and pauses for “Prelude 12/21” before heading to the ring to “Princes of the Universe”. Alex enters the ring and holds the title up with one hand before handing it to referee Mel Creech, who displays it to the crowd and calls for the bell. DHM sprints across the ring, but Alex sidesteps and he hits the corner hard. Alex turns to attack, but gets clobbered by a clothesline from Cole. Cole slings Alex to the ropes, and hooks his arm on the return trip, sending Alex spinning through the air and wrenching his damaged shoulder. Cole pulls Alex to his feet, but DHM spins him around, kicks him in the stomach, and plants him with a DDT. DHM grabs Alex and lifts him with a flying hammerlock before slamming him face-first into the mat. DHM rolls Alex over, but Cole yanks him away before he can cover. Cole & DHM lock up, and DHM powers him back to the corner, clubbing away with punches. An Irish whip sends Cole hard into the opposite turnbuckles, and DHM follows him in with a shoulder block. DHM lifts Cole and sits him on the top turnbuckle. He climbs up for a superplex, but Cole fights back. They exchange punches, and DHM falls back, but hooks Cole’s head and drives him to the mat with a DDT. Alex pounces on DHM, flips him over and drives his face into the mat with a Curb stomp, then dives onto Cole and hooks the leg, but Cole just manages to roll a shoulder before the three. Alex scoops him up for a body slam, but Cole slips out, dropping behind Alex and pulling him back into a Backstabber. Cole flips Alex over and plants his knee in his shoulder, tying up his arm and leaning back. Alex screams in pain, but refuses to submit. It looks like Alex might pass out from the pain, but DHM kicks Cole in the face, forcing him to release the hold, and wrenching Alex’s shoulder further in the process. DHM pulls Cole to his feet and levels him with the Jersey Hammer, then tosses him over the ropes to the floor. DHM moves in on Alex as he gets up, and Alex catches him with a shot to the midsection. DHM doubles over, and Alex drives a knee into his forehead. Alex shoves DHM into the corner and hits a series of punches and kicks, then whips him across the ring. DHM puts on the brakes and pulls Alex back, catching him with a release overhead suplex. DHM plants Alex with a body slam, delivers a few kicks, and goes to the ropes, but Cole pulls down the ropes, toppling him to the outside. Cole slides into the ring and drives an elbow into Alex’s shoulder and makes a cover, but Alex kicks out. Cole rolls to his feet as DHM gets back in the ring, and greets him with an elbow to the face. Cole lifts DHM for the Headliner, but Alex catches him with a low blow from behind. Cole drops DHM, who lands on his head and gets tangled in the ropes. As Cole staggers, Alex hooks him from behind and rolls him up for the three.
WINNER, and still OOWF Intercontinental Champion, in 14:47, Alexander Darling.
LD WILLIAMS vs. DAVIN MORELAND – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match
The house lights go dark briefly before the first guitar strains of “Pull Me Under” start. The crowd is in full-throat booing mode; and that’s to be expected. This is a home game for the Champ. Davin Moreland and Samantha Darling both make their way down the ramp, and they seem both unaffected, and to have expected this reaction. There are a few “SQUEE”s, but it’s really muted. Even the kids cheering is muted. Davin takes off his robe folds it and hands it to Samantha. They nod to each other, and she makes her way to the outside. “Jekyll and Hyde” from Petra starts up with requisite pyro; and St. Catherines goes ABSOLUTELY BATSHIT, and there’s a legitimate chance of the roof blowing off the joint. LD Williams has a HUGE smile on his face and raises his belt high for everyone to see. It’s a slow walk down the ramp, and he’s even slapping hands with the fans. It’s not very often Williams gets the full-on face treatment. Finally Williams gets into the ring, and is surprised to see Davin giving him what seems to be a genuine round of applause. LD hands the belt to Senior OOWF Referee Mel Creech, who holds it high in the air. This match is for the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship. Creech hands the belt to the outside and calls for the bell…WE’RE UNDERWAY!
Davin and LD circle each other to start, doing some hand-fighting…a real Greco-Roman start. Finally Davin is able to grab a wrist, turn it into an arm-wringer, and then a hammerlock. LD slaps his shoulder twice (required) and just EXPLODES out of the hold by a hard spin and a quick, hard Greco-Roman takedown. LD immediately shifts into a Fujiwara Arm bar, and Davin is in trouble already. Creech actually moves from where he was standing to check on Davin, but YOU CAN’T MAKE DAVIN TAP! Davin, in an extraordinary show of strength gets to his knees, and then eventually to his feet, with LD still applying the hold! Davin grabs LD’s foot with his other arm and swings him UP and DOWN with a HUGE MODIFIED POWERBOMB! LD obviously releases the hold finally, and Davin quickly bails out of the ring near Samantha in a tremendous amount of pain. He has her check for a dislocation, but she doesn’t find one. Samantha pats Davin on the head, and Davin flips her off jokingly before rolling back into the ring. LD is STILL out but is stirring. Davin tries to shake his arm out, and gets to LD. Davin shoves him in the corner, and starts ASSAULTING LD with Chops (no Woos, because, well, they’re not happy with this turn of events) with his good arm. Davin quickly jumps and gets a leg lock on LD’s head, and snaps off a SWEET HURRICARANA! Wasting no time, Davin goes to the top and faces the crowd. He leaps and HITS a beautiful MOONSAULT and floats into the cover. That gets two.
Davin’s quick to his feet, and hits a SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT and floats THAT into a cover, that only gets two as well. Davin pulls up LD and WHIPS him into the corner, and CHARGES in NAILING LD with a SPEAR! You could almost hear the air blow out of LD’s lungs on that one as he collapsed to the mat. Davin goes up top again and he’s gonna fly! HESITATION SHOOTING STAR PRESS! Davin floats into that cover…1, 2, th…NO! At the last second LD kicks out, and Davin looks perplexed. He seems to shift gears, and quickly locks in a SHARPSHOOTER, and it’s in a good spot! Davin starts with the “ask him” requests, and LD is hurting, but certainly isn’t going out like this. Davin is too big to drag across the ring, but through the POWER of the SHAKY ARM, and using some insane leg strength, he is able to KICK DAVIN OFF and send him flying…RIGHT INTO MEL CREECH! REF BUMP! Both Davin and LD get to their feet slowly and notice that Creech is down. They both kind of shrug and lockup in the middle of the ring, which draws a HUGE ovation. Finally, Davin shoves LD off into the ropes, and chases after him, stops short and catches LD on the rebound, hitting him with a HUGE BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! He looks over to Creech, and slaps him around a bit trying to wake him up, but it’s no use. Davin saunters over to attack LD, but LD TRIPS him and Davin lands throat first on the rope, and he kind of hangs there. LD is up quickly, and showing some impressive agility, LEAPFROGS Davin, spins in mid-air and STUN GUNS DAVIN on the rope as lands on his feet out on the floor.
Samantha comes over and starts yelling at LD, and LD starts yelling back. Everyone is focused on these two arguing, and NOBODY sees Davin hit a FLYING REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER FROM THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR!
Russ: BAH GAWD! Oh Dear Sweet Jesus Christ on a Cracker he might have killed him.
LD is clearly out and this time Davin pats Samantha on the head, and gets the one-fingered salute in return. Davin smirks and goes over to the timekeepers table and grabs the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship Belt. He considers putting it around his waist, but instead tosses it in the ring. He picks up LD like a sack of potatoes, and heads up to the top turnbuckle. It looks like he’s going to try a TOP ROPE JACKKNIFE POWERBOMB! He gets LD into position, and all of a sudden, Concrete TG comes down the ramp to a big ovation! Davin can’t believe Crete would dare interfere in this match, but that brief second of hesitation was all it takes for the Champ who, on the top turnbuckle, manages to slip out of Davin’s grasp, hit a waistlock, turn around, and hit a TOP ROPE RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX just as Crete gets into the ring. Davin is likely dead. LD finally sees Crete and they start a little yapfest, pretty much punctuated by LD telling Crete to “Get the fuck out”, and turns his back, and spots the Championship. Creech is stirring. Davin is stirring. LD has the belt, but CRETE GRABS IT! He’s not going to let LD win this way! After a few tugs back and forth, LD intentionally lets go, and Crete falls backward with the belt; smashing it over Davin’s head in the process as Davin was back to his knees. He’s not anymore. Crete tries to apologize to the unconscious guy, but clearly that’s not working out so well. Crete is clearly crestfallen and just slumps his was out of the ring, but gets a couple of slaps and an earful from Samantha. It just so happens that Creech wakes up just as LD rolls Davin over for the academic three count.
WINNER in 19:41 by PINFALL….L.D. WILLIAMS! LD WILLIAMS retains the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship
STANK vs. CONCRETE TG – Moosehead Jack Special Guest Referee
“Scarecrow” by Ministry starts up, and Moosehead Jack heads down the ramp to a chorus of boos and in a SPIFFY OOWF Referee’s Shirt. He’s taunting the fans by pointing to the logo, and making the International Sign for “Calling it right down the middle”. He climbs through the ropes and slumps in the corner. “With Jupiter In Mind” starts up and Concrete Takaken Gryfon comes out to thunderous applause. He slaps hands and talks to the kids in the crowd before getting into the ring and eyeing Moose warily. “Skin” by Nonpoint starts with requisite pyro, and the crowd is even louder for Stank as he makes his way down the ramp. He’s clearly NOT in a good mood, but although he’s wearing a brace on his right knee, seems to have no ill effects. He slowly climbs into the ring, not taking his eyes off of Crete. Moose IMMEDIATELY calls for the bell. WE’RE UNDERWAY!
Moose slumps back in the corner, as Stank starts yapping at Crete, and Crete appears to be pleading his case. Stank UNLEASHES a Wicked Right Hand, which knocks Crete off his feet. Stank locks in a chin lock with a knee in the back. It’s actually pretty close to a choke, but when Crete looks over; Moose just shrugs and goes back to doing nothing. Crete uses SHAKY ARM POWER, and makes his way up to a Vertical Base. Crete finally gets upright, and hits a JAWBREAKER on Stank. Crete quickly turns around…WHAM-DDT on Stank and Stank is down. Crete briefly looks over at Moose who is golf-clapping that last move. Crete pulls a woozy Stank up, and lands a couple of Right Hands which forces Stank into the corner. A couple of CHOP-WOOs from Crete, and then Crete gets up on the turnbuckle, and gets a leg lock around Stank’s head. Crete’s looking for a Hurricarana! But before Crete can snap it off, Stank almost appears to come to. He reaches up and POWERBOMBS Crete. He hangs on, and hits ANOTHER POWERBOMB! He STILL Hangs on…It’s a STANKBOMB! Stank covers, and Moose seems to give a pretty normal count; it gets 2.
Stank simply gets up, and runs the ropes…STANKONIA 2.0! Another cover for Stank; and Moose only gets to two before Crete kicks out. Stank pulls Crete up and pulls him in the air for what looks to be a Delayed Vertical Suplex, but Stank lets go of Crete in the air and steps back. He catches Crete on the way down and hits a BIG PILEDRIVER on Crete! Crete’s in trouble! Stank covers, and that gets a LONG 2 from Moose, who seems to be enjoying showing Stank the number “2” with his hands. Stank pulls a Near-Death Crete to his feet, and LOCKS ON THE SOUTHERN COMFORT! Oh my GOODNESS it’s rare to see Stank going all technical and submissive-y. Crete is struggling, and Stank is screaming “ASK HIM” to Moose, who responds “You Don’t have to yell”. Moose leans in close to check on Crete who appears unresponsive. It’s time for the THREE ARM RAISE! Predictably, the first two times, the arm falls limply down, but by the POWER of the SHAKY ARM, Crete refuses to quit and tells Moose so. Stank cinches the hold in tighter; and as he does so, Crete’s hand reflexively goes up, and it happens to graze Moose on the chin. Moose collapses to the mat like FF shot him…REF BUMP!
Stank seems kind of unsure as to what to do; so he finally releases Crete and takes a couple of steps away. Suddenly, HERE COMES DAVIN MORELAND DOWN THE RAMP (in a “Crete and Moosey T-Shirt?”)! He’s got a BAT and MURDER in his eyes after Crete cost him the title tonight! He slides into the ring just as Crete is able to get to his knees. Davin unleashes a huge swing, but Crete ducks at the last second; and Stank, still facing away from the action, gets BLASTED IN HIS BAD KNEE WITH THE BAT! Stank COLLAPSES to the mat. Davin doesn’t take any time to grieve, and wheels around and DRILLS Crete in the RIBS with the bat. Crete is trying desperately to apologize, but Davin swings again; Crete SIDESTEPS Davin, and Davin’s momentum carries the barrel of the bat RIGHT INTO STANK’S BAD KNEE AGAIN! Davin gets up quickly, in time to see Crete charging; and Crete gets the STING BAT TREATMENT in the gut, followed by a huge BLAST TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! Davin screams “I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT OF MY BUSINESS!” The crowd is NOT booing; because, well, Crete kinda deserved it. Davin drags the lifeless body of Crete and drapes it over Stank who is flat on his back, and apparently paralyzed with pain. Davin puts the bat in Crete’s hand and slides out of the ring and up the ramp to a mixed reaction. MIRACULOUSLY, Moose wakes up just in time to see Crete lying on Stank, and makes a quick 3-Count.
WINNER in 17:21 by PINFALL…CONCRETE TG!
Post-match, Crete comes to, and sees the bat in his hand, and the lifeless Stank on the mat. He also sees Moose golf-clapping him, so Crete tries to get to his feet and explain. Moose apparently isn’t interested and NAILS Crete with the CHIMERA DRIVER!
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