OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Kyoto, Japan
CONCRETE TG vs. SLEAR BV MANMatch TBA – Back and forth match, ends in a No Contest
IHOP vs. TEAM TEAMIHOP comes out to tremendous boos from the Kyoto audience. SYB mutters something about how Canadians have had a shitty week. They enter in the ring as Skurge yells obscenities at the audience, thinking it's the same as yelling compliments in Japanese. This does not work.
PA: BOYS AND GIRLS OF EVERY AGE, WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO HEAR SOMETHING STRANGE?
Eco and Tytan's "This is Halloween" TytanTron plays on the screen as Ecosystem and Tytan come out to tremendous cheers. Eco is sporting his usual pair of tights and politically-themed shirt (this time in support of Japan's LDP), while Tytan is dressed rather neatly, with combed hair, a washed mask, and a distinct lack of smell. They come down high-fiving the audience, and slide into the ring. Eco grabs a microphone.
Eco: Kyoto, Japan! (Huge and cheap pop.)
Eco: Are you ready...to Work Smarter, Not Hard*POP*Skurge jumps Eco before the bell and starts laying into him. Tytan pulls Skurge off and throws him over the top rope, following after to brawl outside. SYB starts putting the boots to Eco as the bell rings! Eco whipped into the ropes, SYB with the dropkick! 1-2-No! SYB pulls Eco up for a vertical suplex and connects. SYB off the ropes, big leg drop, Eco rolls out of the way. Tackle by Eco to SYB with right hands following, but SYB rolls Eco over and begins choking him. The referee counts to 4 and SYB lets go. He picks Eco up on his shoulders, but Eco flips over and gets SYB on his back! 1-2-No! SYB jumps back up and swings at Eco, but Eco ducks and catches SYB with a neck breaker. Eco attempts a kick to SYB's head, but SYB dodges and scampers over to his corner, tagging in Skurge,
Skurge runs in and clotheslines Eco straight down, to assorted booing from the audience. Skurge off the ropes, second clothesline to Eco. Skurge throws the smaller Eco in the corner and begins putting the boots to him. The crowd begins an "Juni-chi-ro! Juni-chi-ro!" chant as Skurge pulls Eco up and climbs to the second rope. He begins the mounted punches as the chants get louder. Suddenly, at the third punch, Eco catches his fist! A surprised Skurge tries his other first, but Eco catches that! Eco headbutts Skurge in the gut and pushes him off the second rope! Eco goes up top, flying senton to a standing Skurge! Eco kips up, shaking. Skurge tries for a clothesline, but Eco catches it and nails a reverse Ace Crusher! Eco points to Tytan as the crowd cheers, and he goes for the tag.
Tytan is a House 'o Fire! Huge spine buster to Skurge! SYB runs in and tackles Tytan, but Tytan catches him! Belly to back suplex! Tytan body slams SYB to the ground and gestures to Eco. Eco goes up to the top rope and Tytan hurls him off onto SYB! KAMIKAZE DROP! (TM Ecosystem and Tytan. All rights reserved.) Eco hurls SYB out of the ring and follows after him. Tytan whips Skurge into the corner and drives his shoulder into Skurge's gut! He pulls him out and slams him to the ground as he goes to the second rope, when he sees SYB with a steel chair outside the ring!
SYB is gesturing that he is going to hit Eco with the steel chair as the referee yells at him. Tytan climbs down from the ropes and LEAPS through the ropes, tackling SYB down! He slides back in the ring after he and Eco admire his handiwork, only to be met by a LEAD PIPE SHOT from Skurge! The referee, watching SYB, didn't see it! Skurge goes for the cover, 1-2-3! Eco doesn't break up the count in time!
WINNERS in 5:42...IHOP!
Skurge is celebrating in the ring when Eco picks up the lead pipe and nails Skurge in the back with it! He is about to swing it at his head when Skurge rolls out of the ring, picking up SYB and scampering off. Tytan gets up slowly, shouting obscenities and angrily shaking the ring ropes. The crowd is throwing trash at IHOP, but the two still smile like victors.
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. ANDERS DENIALWe are treated to a lack of entrance music, as Poe steps to the center of the entrance, flanked on either side by Alexander and Alexis Darling, who are each two steps behind him, head up, eyes down. In keeping with Poe’s dictates, there is no music for Alexander. Poe makes a hand gesture, and Alexander walks ahead of him down the ramp, his position otherwise not changing. Poe waits a moment and then he follows him down, with Alexis still in her position. Alexander gets in the ring and waits, patiently. “Havenless” by Enslaved starts up, and Anders Denial bounds down the ramp. He sticks his tongue out Alexis, and wiggles it. She cringes, to the amusement of both Anders and Poe, and Denial slides into the ring. The referee calls for the bell, and we’re off.
Denial reacts a little bit more quickly to the bell, than the submissive Darling, who appears to be sporting some fresh marks and bruises on his back. Probably more of Poe’s disciplinary tactics. Denial backs him hard into the corner, right on those bruises. Alexander crumples in pain, as Denial applies some heavy rights. The referee breaks them apart, and as he stands aside, Alexander explodes out of the corner with a double axe-handle to Denial's neck. He grabs the arm and twists, working heavily on the neck and shoulder he just nailed. He whips Denial into the ropes, and then greets him on the rebound with a kick that sends him flying back into the ropes. He bounces out again into a sidewalk slam by Darling, who gets a quick one-count. Anders kicks out easily, and both men stand to regroup. Anders is furious at Darling getting the best of him, and Darling should be smirking. Anders rushes him and Darling catches him with a drop toe hold. Darling leaps on Denial’s back and tries to lock in The Darling Vice. He gets it for a bit, and Anders reverses it, flipping Darling over onto his back. The referee counts, but Darling gets a shoulder up quickly. Denial, helps Darling to his feet, and hits a Northern Lights suplex. He pins Darling with the bridge for two count, and Darling kicks out. Darling makes a quick glance at Poe, who is not pleased that Darling has been pinned twice in such a short period of time.
Darling rushes Denial with renewed ferocity, driving him backward with rights and lefts. He whips him into the ropes, and then leaps high, grabbing Denial and hitting a Hurricanrana. Denial goes flying and tries to roll out of the ring, but Darling grabs the arm he was working earlier, and drags him awkwardly back toward the center. He pulls Denial into a series of Muay Thai kicks, and then wrenches the arm behind Denial, into a hammerlock. He holds it for a while, until Anders does the obligatory ‘two slaps to the shoulder.” Instead of releasing, Alexander lifts Denial up by the arm behind his back, and hits a modified uranage. Denial lands with the arm somewhat under him, and rolls away, holding his shoulder. Darling doesn’t let up, and grabs Denial, and hits a saito suplex. He goes for a pin and gets a two count. He again glances over to his master, and sees Poe insisting that Alexis kneel, rather than stand at ringside. The adrenaline having clouded his judgment, apparently, Alexander rushes towards the corner to say something. He’s stopped by Poe’s glare, and also by Denial’s hammering to the back of Darling’s neck. He grabs Darling by the hair and throws him backward with force that shakes the ring posts. He puts the boots to Darling and finishes up with an Orton-esque punt to the head. Darling is out. Anders starts slapping his hand to get the fans into it, who clap along as required. Darling sits up slowly, shaking the cobwebs away, and Denial comes in with a shining wizard. Darling is back down, and Denial makes the pin, one…two….no! Somehow, after those kicks, Darling gets his shoulder up. Denial is furious, as this should have been it. He turns to the referee to complain, and Darling tries to hit a school boy roll up, but Denial rolls all the way out of it. Darling is on his feet, woozy, but determined. He runs at Denial, who pulls the top rope down so Darling flies out. Denial goes to the tope rope and planchas out onto Darling, knocking him into the Sri Lankan announce table. Denial grabs Darling and runs him into the ring post. Darling bounces off, and Denial tries to run him into the opposite post, but Darling dodges, and sends Denial into it instead. The referee is at eight in the count out, and Darling rolls back in. Denial recovers, sees the blood on his forehead, and goes into a rage. He grabs a metal chair from the outside and slides in with it. Darling sees him coming and goes up to the top rope for a shaky Dark Darling Rising? He’s still woozy from Denial’s offense, and he can’t get his footing. While he’s trying, Denial runs up the second rope and tries to set up the superplex. Darling pushes him back, and Denial rolls through. Darling leaps off after him. Denial grabs the chair and swings for the cheap seats, cracking Darling right on the head. Darling drops, and the referee calls for the bell.
WINNER BY DQ in 20:15 - Alexander Darling
After the match, Poe nods to Alexis, who rushes in to provide her brother with the necessary aftercare, while Poe looks on, disapprovingly.
THIM REYNOLDS vs. NAYR vs. OUTBACK JACK – Winner Gets an Onslaught Championship Title ShotThe contrived but popular TRIPLE COLLAR AND ELBOW TIEUP starts things off and Jack and Thim shove Nayr to the corner like a rag doll. Thim and OBJ lock up, but Nayr comes back with a dropkick that sends both guys to the floor. Asai moonsault is on target and bodies are strewn about ringside. Nayr rolls Jack back in, but Thim pulls Nayr back out and pounds him down on the floor. As Reynolds stomps away, OBJ drills him with a baseball slide, sending Thim hard to the guardrail. Jack kicks Reynolds around, then clotheslines him over the rail into the fans. OBJ tosses Nayr in and a second rope leg drop gets two. Power bomb is countered into a hurricanrana, and a small package gets two. Jack catches a kick though and takes him down into a sharpshooter, but Reynolds breaks that up coming back in. Thim tosses Jack over the top and turns around to work over Nayr, but Jack SKINS THE GATOR and pulls himself back in. Before Thim can cinch on the REFLEXOR, Jack drills him with the BOOMERANG~! OBJ with the cover, but Nayr breaks up the pin fall! Nayr DDT's Jack, and Thim eats a soccer kick to the ribs for his troubles and a Liontamer has Reynolds twisted up. Jack is up and Nayr breaks the hold to bulldog OBJ back down. Nayr tries to reapply the hold on Thim, but Reynolds twists out, sending Nayr thru the ropes and to the floor. Reynolds stalks OBJ, but Jack catches him with a stiff punch to the gut, then a head butt. Jack to the ropes for some momentum, but Thim catches him with a double underarm throw that sends Jack bouncing off the ropes to an awkward landing. Picture perfect jumping pile driver for OBJ and Thim makes the cover, but Nayr breaks that up with a high guillotine leg drop. Nayr uses the Gory Special on Jack, and OBJ's legs take out Thim as they spin around. Snap swinging neck breaker gets two for Nayr. High angle belly to back suplex gets another two. Nayr pulls Jack to the corner for a Tornado DDT, but Thim runs the apron and sucker punches Nayr to stop that, crotching him on the top. Thim pounds Jack down and uses OBJ as a step stool to climb to the top turnbuckle, looking to superplex Nayr. But OBJ stands up and gets Thim on his shoulders.... and Nayr brings him down with a TOP ROPE HALFLING WIZARD~! Reynolds tumbles off Jack's shoulders, bounces off the top rope, and lands with a thud on the floor. As Nayr gets to his feet, Jack lines him up for the BOOMERANG, but Nayr senses it coming and ducks out of the way. OBJ stops short of the ref, and Nayr rolls him up from behind. One, two... but Jack grabs the tights out of desperation, pulling Nayr all the way over and Jack's got the rollup now... one, two, and OBJ gets the three count! Nayr can't believe it.
WINNER in 11:38: OUTBACK JACK
RUN DLP vs. TEAM FUEL – OOWF Campeonas de Trios Title MatchThere are lots of interesting subplots in this match as the Kyoto crowd buzzes with anticipation. “Fuel” blasts through the arena, followed almost immediately by lots of booing. Firewoman appears on the stage first before being flanked by Chris Evans and Bryce Larson. They all make their way down the ramp in unison; appearing oblivious to the boos and catcalls. Evans at times appears like he wants to react, but he is shot looks from his teammates and quickly falls back into line. They all make their way into the ring and seem to show no regard for the fans around them at all; although Firewoman does make some derogatory gestures to the crowd. “Walk This Way”soon blasts over the PA, and the Campeonas de Trios Champions – Run DLP; appear at the top of the ramp joined by Samantha Darling-Moreland, who is sporting both bandages and a t-shirt cannon. That is just one of the 4 t-shirt cannons being fired off into the crowd; and everyone empties the Free Run DLP t-shirts from their device. Now come the bags, filled with glow sticks, replica masks and hats. Autographs are signed, hands shaken, and people in the ring annoyed. Finally, as they get to the ring, they reveal their championships. It's obvious they've been changed, and we see that the change is that the monkeys and tricycles have been removed and replaced by the classic and classy OOWF Belt design. This goes over huge with the people. Thankfully, they're about done with their senseless pandering and hand their belts over to Senior Referee Davis Hightower who holds them up high in the air. This match is for the OOWF Campeonas de Trios Championship. He hands the belts to the outside and calls for the bell...WE'RE UNDER -
Firewoman jumps Davin before the bell as Phantos and Lucios were stepping through the ropes. The bell rings (WAY!) and Firewoman continues her assault; first with clubbing blows to the neck and back, and then painful chop blocks to the unprotected knees of Davin. He drops, allowing Firewoman to blast Lucios and then Phantos in the face; knocking them off the mat. Evans and Larson leave their post and go over to keep those two down, but not before they toss something in to Firewoman. Hightower is looking to the outside at the fracas, trying to restore order. This gives Firewoman a chance to put on the Brass Knucks she was tossed. She waits for Davin to rolls to his knees and connects with a monster right hand to the temple. Davin is immediately knocked unconscious. Fire sprints and heads to the turnbuckle, tossing the Knucks into the crowd. She hits the BFE! She's SCREAMING for Hightower to turn around as the crowd boos mightily at the actions they've just witness. Hightower is still busy doing whatever it is he's trying to accomplish from inside the ring, so Firewoman has to pull him away to get him to count. Did she wait too long? Cover...1...2...3! Davin came to and kicked out just as Hightower's hand hit the mat for the third time!
WINNERS in 3:16 by PINFALL...Team Fuel! Team Fuel are the New OOWF Campeonas de Trios Champions!
Davin is LIVID and gets in Hightower's face. Fire looks on in amusement, but is distracted by the scene. She never sees Samantha come into the ring with a STEEL CHAIR and never saw the blast to the back of the head coming. She is out! Davin hears the noise and turns around, seeing Samantha talk shit over Firewoman's lifeless corpse. He can't help but smile. He turns back to Hightower, and doesn't see Evans and Larson in the ring about to get revenge on Samantha. THEY don't see Phantos and Lucios come in and hit Stereo Spears from the outside. DROPKICK DEVICE with Phantos and Lucios on Evans. DROPKICK DEVICE with Davin and Lucios (wow, Davin and Lucios) on Larson. The crowd eats this up and is chanting “D-L-P” in unison. Davin calls for and grabs a mic and stands over what used to be Firewoman.
DM: Well played, Lisa. * he rubs his temple, feeling blood* You have what you want. You have the OOWF Campeonas de Trios Championships back in your possession for now. But hear me now, you've only strengthened our resolve. I mean just look at yourselves. * laughter from the crowd* Was it worth it? Was it worth tarnishing the Campeonas de Trios Championships again? You'd better hope so, because this reign of yours is going to be an awfully short on. You know why?Big cheers from the crowd. Davin tosses his mic to Lucios.
L: Next week, LIVE! On Midweek Mayhem!He tosses the mic to Phantos.
P: In the Olympic City of Sapporo, JapanHe tosses the mic to Samantha as the crowd pops for the ultimate in cheap pops (City Name + Olympics = Can't Lose).
SDM: Run DLP will invoke their rematch clause, and face Team Fuel for the Campeonas the Trios Championship.She tosses the mic back to Davin. The crowd pops like they normally do for a title match being made. Davin drops to his knees and gets right into the unconscious face of Firewoman. It's clear he's angry and he growls as he talks.
DM: In an ONSLAUGHT RULES match!The crowd pops huge for this as Davin stand back up. “Walk This Way” hits. Davin gives a menacing look but then serenity crosses his face as he smiles what can only be described as a Mark Henry smile, and drops the mic by Firewoman's head. Run DLP heads up the ramp, and the camera cuts to Team Fuel, who are just now stirring in the ring. But, we notice the OOWF Campionas de Trios Championships are draped over them as well.
MATTE vs. THE AMNESIAC – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchThe Amnesiac makes his way to the ring to a nice ovation from the crowd. He steps between the ropes and stretches a bit as “I Hate Myself and Want to Die” plays and Matte slowly walks to the ring, dragging the Onslaught championship behind him. He tosses the belt onto the announce table and rolls into the ring slumped in the corner. The announcements finish and the referee calls for the bell, and we are ready to start. The Amnesiac moves to the middle of the ring, but Matte doesn’t move from the corner. Finally after a few minutes, Matte shrugs his shoulders and falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring. Matte seems to be walking away from the match! If he gets intentionally counted out, he will lose the title! The Amnesiac, clearly not thinking, runs to the ropes, springs to the top rope and tries a fling bulldog to the outside, but Matte moves out of the way and The Amnesiac crashes and burns! Matte quickly grabs him and hits the NEVERMIND DDT on the floor! The Amnesiac may be unconscious! Matte rolls him back into the ring and follows him, covers, hooking the leg, and gets the one, two, three! What the hell just happened there?
WINNER in 2:09 and STILL OOWF Onslaught Champion – Matte
Matte smirks and grabs his Onslaught Championship and stands in the middle of the ring pointing to his head, evidently the mantra of “work smarter, not harder” has taken hold with him too. Matte is about to leave the ring when “Thunderstruck” blares over the sound system and Outback Jack makes his way to the ring with a mic. He gets to the ring and speaks:
Well, well, well Matte, sure seems like Eco’s teachings have made a dent in that surgically repaired skull of yours mate. But, I think there is one thing you didn’t consider. You see, I won a shot at that there Onslaught title earlier tonight. And, since it looks like you are in your gear, and look at that, I am in my gear, I think I want to cash in that shot NOW!Matte protests, but the referee doesn’t listen at all. He turns to the announce table and tells them to ring the bell, folks we have a match!
MATTE vs. OUTBACK JACK – OOWF Onslaught Championship Title MatchJack charges across the ring and buries a knee into Matte’s midsection doubling him over. Jack throws Matte into the corner and charges in and hits a clothesline, then grabs a side head lock and bulldogs him out of the corner. Jack hooks Matte’s arm and rolls him over for a two count, but Matte manages to roll his shoulder just before the three count. Jack pulls Matte to his feet and sends him to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon and Matte catches him with a kick to the jaw that stands him up, then Matte hits the ropes again and takes Jack to the mat with a clothesline. Matte makes his way to the corner and slowly climbs the ropes, but Jack gets on his feet and catches him there. Jack climbs to the second rope and slams Matte in the face with a head butt, then hooks him and leaps and hits a FLYING CHOMP! HOLY SWEET JESUS MATTE IS DEAD! Jack rolls Matte over and covers, the crowd counts along, one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 5:21 and NEW OOWF Onslaught Champion – Outback Jack
Jack holds the title high in the air and the crowd eats it up. He hits all four corners and points to the “GB” he has written on his tapes fists, making the crowd roar even more. Finally, after a several minute long celebration, Jack heads to the back.
KZ vs. THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Cage MatchThe Chickenshit Heels make their way to the ring first, looking determined and a little bit nervous. A few ringside fans start a “Let's Go Heels, Let's Go!” chant, and Attitude Adjuster flips out. He starts screaming at them, knocks the hat off of one, and Johnny Adrenaline has to restrain him from climbing over the railing. As Johnny pulls him away, AA swipes one of the fan's drinks and downs it before climbing into the cage with his partner. The Heels prowl the cage, testing the walls and hurling insults at the fans. The lights go out and a bell tolls, leading into AC/DC's “Hell's Bells”. When the drums hit, the champions walk onto the stage and pause at the top of the ramp. kz drinks in the crowd's hatred until the lyrics start, then walk slowly down the aisle. They circle the ring and test the cage walls, and when he reaches the Heels' corner, Moose grabs a chair and slams it into the cage. AA jumps, and Moose laughs. Finally, the champions climb into the cage. Referee Angelo Barros takes the belts, looks at the four combatants, and audibly says 'Screw this'. He walks out of the cage and locks the door, choosing to join Mel Creech and officiate from the floor.
As soon as the door slams Moose lunges across the ring and tackles Johnny. He drives him to the mat and starts throttling him, slamming his head into the canvas. Williams tries the same thing, but AA sidesteps and sends him to the ropes. He drops to one knee and nails Williams with a low blow, then drops him with a DDT. AA drags Moose off of Johnny and shoves him into the corner. AA attacks with punches and chops (pausing to threaten the few fans who wooooo!). Williams is up and moves to help his partner, but Johnny chop blocks him. Johnny lifts Williams onto his shoulder and rams his head into the cage. He drops Williams throat-first onto the top rope and joins AA. The heels lift Moose onto the top rope and hit a tandem superplex, and both Heels are up and climbing. They reach the top rope and start up the cage as Williams gets to his feet. Williams lunges to the ropes, grabs the back of each man's tights, and pulls. Johnny falls, and so do AA's pants. While the crowd on the opposite side of the ring recoils, AA drops to the apron and covers the moon. With both Heels standing between the ropes and the cage, Moose runs across the ring and hits them both from behind, slamming their heads into the cage.
Williams drags AA into the ring and rocks him with a European uppercut. He scoops the bigger man up and slams him, then comes off the ropes with an elbow to the throat. Williams pulls AA up and locks on a half-nelson. Moose, having turned Johnny's face to hamburger on the cage, turns around and nails AA with the Heart Punch and Williams takes him over with a suplex. Williams bridges, and holds AA in place for several long seconds before he kicks out. AA rolls to the ropes and pulls himself up, and he's laughing.
AA: “There’s no pinfalls, dumbass.”
Williams snarls and launches to his feet, nailing AA with a brutal head butt to the bridge of the nose. AA's nose starts dripping blood, and kz run him across the ring and slam him face first into the cage. They turn around and do the same on the other side. They try for a third, but Johnny is back in the ring and blind-sides Moose. They roll on the mat and Johnny gets the upper hand until Williams punts him in the face to break it up. Williams pulls Johnny up and Johnny starts swinging, driving Williams back until he falls over AA. AA scoops up his partner and drops him, allowing him to drive an elbow into Williams throat. Moose attacks but AA ducks. Each Heel grabs one of Moose’s arms, they cross them around his neck, and drive him to the mat. Johnny heads up the cage, while AA goes for the door. Williams regains his feet and climbs after Johnny, catching him near the top of the cage. They slug it out, and Johnny manages to reach the top of the cage. Williams hooks him – Superplex from the top of the cage! Meanwhile, AA gets most of his body out of the cage before Moose catches him. Moose pulls him most of the way back into the ring, then plants his boot in AA’s back and starts slamming his head in the cage door. He keeps this up until the referees manage to pry the door out of his hands, then drags AA back into the ring.
Williams gets slowly to his feet and drags Johnny up as well. Johnny catches him by surprise with a chop to the throat, and starts throwing punches. He gets some shots in, but Williams puts a stop to that by driving an elbow into Johnny's already bloody face, then sends him to the ropes. Johnny rebounds, but Williams is right behind him and slams a flying knee into his face. Johnny's head snaps back and he falls against the ropes and gets tied up. With an evil smile, Williams cracks his knuckles and moves in. He does a boxer's shuffle step, moving around Johnny and throwing lefts. He moves on to combinations as AA staggers to his feet. Before AA can help his partner, Moose NAILS him with the Buisaku Knee! AA collapses, and Moose gets in some kicks before dragging him to the corner. He sets AA on the top turnbuckle and climbs up. Using the cage for balance, he drags AA up until they're both standing on the top rope. Top rope DDT! AA slams into the mat, his eyes roll back in his head, and he's not moving. The crowd, already hushed, gets quieter.
Moose signals to Williams, who pulls Johnny out of the ropes and sends him across the ring. Moose buries a knee in his gut, but Johnny responds with an eyerake. Williams tries to grab his arms, but Johnny turns and nails him with a right hand. Punch for Moose. Kick for LD. Body slam for Moose. Williams sent to the ropes – power slam! The crowd is on their feet! Johnny turns around, - and Moose turns him inside out with a clothesline. Moose stomps on Johnny until LD gets to his feet, then kz send him across the ring and flapjack him into the cage. Johnny hits hard enough to spatter the first row fans with blood, and slides down the cage onto the apron.
AA, meanwhile, drags himself to the corner of the cage and orders Barros to open the door. As soon as he does, AA yanks the chain out of his hand and wraps it around his fist. Williams sees the commotion and approaches, and AA turns around and clocks him with the chain. Moose ducks a punch, but AA kicks him low and sends him into the corner. AA hops onto the second rope and starts punching Moose in the head, and the crowd counts along. Blinded by blood, Moose grabs AA and lurches out of the corner. Williams is up and runs across the ring in time for kz to hit a simultaneous powerbomb / neckbreaker. The chain flies out of AA's hand, and Williams picks it up. He walks over to the door and secures it, making sure the lock is where the referees can't reach it.
Moose wipes the blood out of his eyes and spatters it on AA. He drags AA to his feet and plants him with the Ranhei. He walks over to where Williams has pulled Johnny to his feet and holds him in place as Williams climbs the ropes. A dropkick to the back of the head slams Johnny's face into the cage, and at this point even Muta would be worried about the blood loss. Williams pulls Johnny back into the ring, scoops him up, and hangs him in the tree of woe, while Moose drags AA to the opposite corner and props him into a sitting position. Williams Irish whips Moose, and he drives his knee into AA’s face in the corner. Moose returns the favor, and Williams hits a stalling dropkick to Johnny. The crowd is starting to boo this, so Williams climbs up the turnbuckles to confront them, conveniently standing on Johnny’s crotch to do so. Williams hops down with a stomp to Johnny’s head that knocks him to the mat.
Williams scrapes Johnny up and suplexes him into the center of the ring. Moose grabs AA and pulls him onto his shoulders, then walks over and slams AA onto Johnny. Smirking, kz head for the door. Several fans have started a “C-S-H” chant, and Williams pauses to listen to them. He says something to Moose, and they turn back. Moose flips AA over and grabs his legs as Williams goes to the apron. Wheelbarrow suplex into a Canadian Destroyer! AA is dead! More of the crowd pick up the chant. Moose scrapes up Johnny as Williams climbs the ropes – Spike Pile driver! Johnny lies twitching on the mat, and the crowd's chant is now deafening.
kz, both bleeding heavily, walk to the ropes and climb the cage. They pause at the top and listen to the fans chant for their opponents, then climb down the outside and drop to the floor.
WINNERS, and still OOWF tag Team Champions, in 26:32, kz.
After the match: kz collect their belts and head up the aisle, passing senior referee Davis Hightower, who has a pair of bolt cutters. Hightower cuts the chain off the door, and the referees rush into the ring. They help Johnny to his feet and try to help AA, but he shakes them off and stands on his own. The fans’ cheers rain down on the Heels as they leave the cage and make their way up the aisle.
STANK vs. THE DEAD vs. MATT FOLZ – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchDead and Folz both make their respective entrances and wait in opposite corners for the champion to come out. Stank is announced and makes his way to the ring with a thunderous ovation from the crowd echoing in his ears. Stank climbs onto the apron and pauses for a moment and turns and waves to the crowd, acknowledging their cheers. When Stank turns back around to get into the ring, Folz charges across the ring and LEVELS him with a right cross to the jaw! Stank falls off the apron, to the floor grabbing his jaw in pain and shock. Back inside the ring, The Dead walks over to Folz and spins him around and asks him what he thinks he is doing. Folz smirks then SLAMS Dead in the face with a head butt. Dead falls to one knee and Folz pulls him up and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a perfect belly to belly suplex! Folz covers, but Stank reaches in the ring from the outside and pulls Folz off of Dead, then pulls him out of the ring, traps him against the apron and lights him up with chops to the chest. Stank pulls Folz off the apron and slams his head into the guardrail. As he is about to go after him, Dead sprints across the ring and hits a suicide dive between the ropes that takes out both men. Dead is quickly to his feet and he grabs Folz and hits a snap suplex on the floor, leaving Folz writhing in pain. He rolls Stank into the ring, then climbs to the top rope and waits for Stank to get to his feet. When he does, Dead leaps at the big man and takes him to the mat with a hurracarana. Dead covers, but Stank kicks out at two. Dead pulls Stank to his feet, wrings his arm, and hits a crescent kick across his chest. Dead tries a whip to the ropes, but Stank reverses it. Stank lowers his head and Dead hops over him, and walks right into a power slam by Folz! Folz hooks the leg, but Stank breaks it up by dropping an elbow across the back of Folz’s head. Stank pulls Folz up and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a big boot to the face, then turns just as Dead is getting to his feet and LEVELS him with a clubbing clothesline that sends Dead out of the ring to the floor. Stank turns around and sees Folz getting to his feet and charges and SLAMS him into the corner with a spear, knocking all the wind out of Folz. Stank pulls him out of the corner and hefts him onto his shoulders for the STANK-U, but when he turns around, Dead is back into the ring and he POPS Stank right on the jaw with the CLOSE THE CASKET! Stank falls to the mat, and Dead pounces on him and covers, but Stank manages to reach out and get his foot on the bottom rope before the three count. Dead and Folz pull a groggy Stank to his feet and both hook him and take him over with a suplex. Both get to their feet and Folz grabs Dead and throws him over the top rope and turns to cover Stank, but Dead holds on and skins the cat and comes back into the ring and drops a leg across the back of Folz’s head, breaking up the pin. Dead pulls Folz to his feet and tries a whip to the ropes, but Folz reverses it and on the rebound catches Dead with a perfect belly to belly suplex, planting Dead on the mat. Folz covers, but Stank is back on his feet, he kicks Folz in the face and pulls him up into a STANK-U dropping him right on top of Dead! Stank covers both men and gets the one, two, three!
WINNER in 15:11 – and STILL OOWF Intercontinental Champion - Stank
POE vs. DH MAGNUSSON – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match (Unexpectedly, Marilyn Manson's "This is Halloween" hits the PA as the audience reacts with surprise, followed by clapping. Ecosystem walks out, dressed in more formal clothing than before.)
Russ: What is Eco doing out here? His match already came and went.
Razz: Well, you can ask him Russ, because he's coming over here!(Ecosystem shakes the hands of the two announcers, and sits down, putting a headset on.)
Russ: Eco, what are you doing over here?
Eco: Just wanted a chance to see Poe in action. You know, Poe? Our World Champion? Beloved by millions across this country and celebrated by many more around the world?
Razz: Y'know, Eco, you sound a bit sarcastic.
Eco: SARCASTIC? About our HERO, Poe? NEVER! Call the match, will you? Our shining light is about to enter!“Calm Before the Storm” plays over the sound system, and DH Magnusson takes his place on the stage. Because we're in Japan, presumably, he's being heckled and booed. If that's not why, then they missed the memo on the face turn. Regardless, to his credit, DH plays up his temporary heeldom going through the “how a heel gets to the ring” checklist; including the ever popular pretend-you're-giving-a-high-five-then-pull-your-hand-back-at-the-last-second spot. I'm a sucker for that one. Anyway, he does more heel stuff and then gets in the ring. Immediately the crowd rises to their feet because they know who's coming next. And when “Mausam and Escape” hits, the arena is deafening. Poe (w/Selena Gomez) takes in the applause and is clearly loving it. He shows off the belt, he poses, he does all sorts of stuff trying to draw bigger and bigger cheers from the crowd, and he's succeeding. It's a real homefield advantage for Poe tonight as he climbs into the ring and hands his belt to Senior Referee Davis Hightower. He holds it high in the air. This match is for the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship. He hands the belt to the outside and calls for the bell...WE'RE UNDERWAY!
Poe and DH circle briefly, and Poe thinks this is the international sign for “Lock Up”. Well, he's wrong as DH blasts him with a left hand to the chin as Poe leaned forward. Poe spins around 180 degrees, and DH follows up with a big Bulldog; smooshing Poe's face in the mat. DH is up quickly, doing some highly technical stomping and kicking before soon tiring of that. He slowly drags the big man to his feet, and simply destroys him with a JERSEY HAMMER! DH covers, that's good for a 2 count. More kicking and stomping now, with a couple of elbow drops thrown in for good measure. DH thinks he should cover again and does, only to get another 2 count. DH is frustrated and slaps the mat, but gathers himself and locks on a Dragon Sleeper on Poe. Poe's in the middle of the ring and this one could be over quickly and in ugly fashion if Poe's not careful. The crowd pleads for Poe to get to the ropes to break, or move, or something. Just as it looks like Poe is out, he starts to Poe Up to the approval of his fans. Poe starts landing back elbows to DH's gut, and finally the effect is felt. DH is forced to break the hold, and Poe dives to the outside to gather himself.
DH isn't interested in waiting for Poe to gather himself, so he rolls out to the floor and charges Poe looking for a clothesline. Poe ducks and catches DH on the way by, hitting a big Lungblower that leaves DH gasping for air on the mat. Poe takes this opportunity to break the count and roll into the ring. Looks like he doesn't think DH is going to make the count. Poe does a little bit of cheap pop posing while he waits; but DH is up by the count of 7, and dives in at the count of 9. A surprised Poe runs over to make him pay for his insolence, and gets Speared for his troubles. DH jumps on top and just simply starts hammering away with left hands to Poe's face, and appears to have forced Poe to start bleeding the hard way. Those must hurt. Finally, DH, with the crowd booing their lungs out, pulls Poe slowly to his feet. DH stands next to him. He goes for the Side Russian Legsweep but Poe is able to block, and destroys DH with a vicious short-arm clothesline. He covers, that barely got 2. Poe gets up and walks away a bit; blood may be becoming an issue here. He gets it out of his eyes, and turns around just in time to see DH running at him. Spinebuster! That was pretty.
DH is flat on his back wondering who turned out the lights while Poe drags him to his feet and locks him in. The crowd starts cheering when they see what Poe has in mind. He gets DH on his shoulder and...DH slips out the back! He quickly turns and hits a Thundercrack to the back of Poe's head. Poe is LOOPED! DH shakes out the cobwebs and stands next to Poe again...Side Russian Legsweep...it's DREAM STREET! DH has Poe locked in that Dragon Sleeper again, and I don't think Poe has any answers this time. Poe is fading...fading...and then at the last second he flips his legs up, puts DH in a Head Scissors, and ROLLS HIM UP! 1...2...NO! DH broke the hold just in time! Genius move by Poe, I guess that's why he's the champ. DH goes to attack, but Poe hits a Drop Toe Hold. Poe grabs DH, and pulls him up...way up...and hits an OBELISK on DH. DH might be done as he hit hard, and it looks like there's blood on the back of his head from where he just landed. As he pulls himself up, Poe charges over. He eats a BIG BOOT followed by another Jersey Hammer! Poe drops, and DH covers! 1...2...thr..NO! NO! Poe rolled the shoulder and DH cannot believe it. I have to agree...I think DH should be the champ right now. But, it's not up to me, it's up to the guy in the striped shirt. DH argues, but it does him no good; all it does is give Poe time to get up, spin DH around, kick him in the stomach, lock him in, and hit the CRUCIFIXION! All academic from here. 1....2....3! Wait! DH rolled his shoulder just as Hightower's hand was coming down! He's trying to say he beat the count, but Hightower isn't having any of it.
WINNER in 12:16 by PINFALL...Poe!
Poe stands snarling in the middle of the ring, the title over his shoulder. He tilts his head back and breathes deeply as monotone chants of POE, POE, POE, POE echo across the arena. Poe snaps his eyes open and stares directly at Ecosystem, who is still sitting at ringside, glaring at the champ.
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