OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
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15 Man $10,000 Over the Top Rope Battle RoyalThis is not a royal rumble type battle royal, so all fifteen participants are announced and make their way to the ring. Once everyone is gathered, the referee goes over the simple instructions. The only way to be eliminated is to be thrown over the top rope to the floor. The last person remaining will win $10,000 and the King of the Battle Royal Trophy. The referee calls for the bell and this one is underway!
Everyone hesitates for a moment, then they charge across the ring at Stan Fulton. Fulton fights most of them off with punches and head butts sending people flying. Fulton catches Tyler Vangarde with a headbutt to the face that sends him staggering backward, Davin Moreland grabs him and LAUNCHES him over the top rope to the floor!
Tyler Vangarde is eliminatedMatt Folz comes in and helps his partner and soon they are fighting out of the corner across the ring. Concrete TG gets attacked from behind by Bryce Larson. Larson shoves Crete to the ropes and tries to throw him over the top rope, but he holds on for dear life. Davin Moreland has Outback Jack on the ropes and is trying to get him over, but Danny Taylor saves him and the two of them turn the tables on Davin, getting him nearly over the top rope. Davin yells for help, and J-P Sparxx rakes DH Magnusson’s eyes and charges over and saves Davin.
Across the ring, Kai and Aina have Alexis on the ropes, DH Magnusson charges over to make the save, but they duck and catch him with a double superkick to the jaw sending him over the top rope to the floor.
DH Magnusson is eliminatedThe Dead charges across the ring and nails Eric O’Mac with a shining wizard to the back of the head. Eric falls to the mat, then rolls out to the floor, under the bottom rope, grabbing his head in pain. Since he didn’t go over the top, he is not eliminated, but I am sure that won’t come into play later.
The Flyin Hawaiians give up on eliminating Alexis and charge across the ring and catch Davin as he is standing up from dropping a knee across Taylor’s throat and double clothesline him over the top rope to the floor.
Davin Moreland is eliminatedJ-P Sparxx is PISSED. He BLASTS Aina with a kick to the gut, then sends him to the ropes and back body drops him over the top rope to the floor
Aina is eliminatedDead and Lexie have Fulton cornered again and they are trying to get the big man over the top rope to the floor. Bryce Larson has Crete teetering on the top rope. Kai and Outback Jack are wailing on one another trading chops and headbutts. Danny Taylor is slowly getting to his feet in the middle of the ring after being dropped by a super kick from Kai, Matt Folz has him lined up for a running clothesline. Folz hits the ropes, but from the outside, Eric O’Mac reaches up and low bridges him and Matt Folz tumbles over the top rope to the floor!
Matt Folz is eliminatedOnce again Fulton fights out of the corner, backing Lexie across the ring with chops and punches. Dead heads to the top rope, and when Fulton turns around he leaps for a cross body block, but Fulton catches him, casually walks to the ropes and dumps him over the top rope to the floor.
The Dead is eliminatedDanny Taylor grabs Kai from behind and Jack works him over with punches and kicks, they drag him to the ropes and try to get him over the top rope. Stan Fulton grabs Taylor and pulls him off the pile and hammers him with punches, then charges at him for a clothesline, but Taylor ducks it and Fulton hits the ropes sending Outback Jack and Kai over the top rope to the floor!
Outback Jack and Kai are eliminatedTaylor catches the rebounding Fulton with a BETTER THAN AVERAGE DIAMOND CUTTER then looks back apologetically at his partner. Jack shrugs it off and continues brawling with Kai around the ring. Crete and Larson are still fighting and both are bloody messes not. Larson sends Crete to the corner and charges in with a high knee to the face, but Crete catches Larson and dumps him onto the apron, then hits a running clothesline out of the corner that sends Larson to the floor.
Bryce Larson is eliminatedJ-P Sparxx hooks Alexis Darling for a clothesline, then drops her stomach first on the top rope. Danny Taylor charges at her for a big boot, but Alexis ducks it and low bridges him and Taylor flies over the top rope.
Danny Taylor is eliminatedAlexis stands back up and immediately gets caught with a drop kick to the jaw from J-P Sparxx sending her to the floor
Alexis Darling is eliminatedCrete, Sparxx and Fulton square off and they head to the ropes, Fulton tries to push Sparxx and Crete over the top rope by the jaw. Eric O’Mac runs in from the outside and gets under Fulton and flips ALL THREE of them over the top rope but wait, Crete holds on!
J-P Sparxx and Stan Fulton are eliminatedEric O’Mac celebrates in the middle of the ring while Crete skins the cat and gets back into the ring. He walks up behind Eric and taps him on the shoulder, Eric turns around and Crete grabs him by the head and runs him to the ropes and LAUNCHES him over the top rope to the floor! Crete wins!
WINNER in 27:02 – Concrete TG
The referee hands Crete the King of the Battle Royal trophy and the check for $10,000 while Eric seethes and protests to deaf ears on the outside.
SEAN MOORE vs. LD WILLIAMS – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchLD Williams is announced first and makes his way to the ring, the former OOWF Onslaught Champions gets a surprising amount of cheers from the fans as he steps into the ring and waits in the corner. The new champ, Sean Moore, is announced and makes his way to the ring. The fans roar for the rookie. He steps between the ropes and moves to the middle of the ring where LD Williams meets him and they go nose to nose for a moment, then LD extends his hand. As is the custom in Onslaught matches, Moore shakes LD’s hand and the two of them head back to the corner while the referee holds the title up. The bell rings and the match is underway.
The two of them move to the middle of the ring and lock up, Moore slips behind LD and tries to take him to the mat, but LD moves to the ropes and forces the break. The move to lock up again ad LD catches the rookie with a forearm to the jaw, then kicks him in the gut and takes him over with a tilt a whirl backbreaker and covers him for a two count. Moore kicks out easily and gets to his feet, but LD catches him with a clothesline that sends him right back to the mat.
LD keeps the advantage for several minutes, but Moore proves he is not a fluke by fighting back to his feet. He traps LD on the top rope and takes him to the mat with a muscle buster and covers for a two count. The match goes on, back and forth for over ten minutes, both men have used up all their rope breaks. As the referee announces two minutes left, LD hesitates just slightly and Moore scoops him up and PLANTS him with the BLARNEY STONE! Moore pulls LD to the middle of the ring and traps him in the FOUR LEAF CLOVER! LD does all he can to reverse it, knowing a rope break is worthless. He struggles to hold on for the bell, but in the end, he cannot and LD Williams is forced to tap out.
WINNER in 14:44 and STILL OOWF Onslaught Champion – Sean Moore
Moore gets to his feet and collects the title, LD remains on one knee massaging his leg. Finally after a few seconds he stands, looks at Moore then extends his hand. Moore shanks hand and the two share a manly hug of mutual respect
TEXPRESS vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK & STANK – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchMoosehead Jack and Stank come to the ring, Moose carries HDB, Stank just carries a full load of hate and rage. They step between the ropes and Moose slumps to the corner while Stand stands there staring out at the booing fans, laughing at them. The OOWF World Tag Team Champions Chad Madison and Zane Myers are announced next and make their way to the ring to the roar of the crowd. Chad climbs into the ring and IMMEDIATELY goes after Moose, tackling him in the corner and hammering him with punches and kicks. Moose bails out of the ring but Chad is right behind him. Inside the ring, Zane starts to leave the ring, but Stank grabs him from behind and spins him around and blasts him between the eyes with a headbutt that staggers the big man. Stank grabs him and whips him across the ring, but Zane reverses it and catches Stank with a flying shoulder tackle on the rebound.
One the outside, Chad slams Moose’s face into the guard rail, Moose bounces off of that, grinning, and motions for Chad to come after him some more. Chad charges for a big boot, but Moose steps out of the way and Chad crotches himself on top of the guardrail. Moose grabs a chair, checks to see that the referee is not looking, then SLAMS it on the back of Chad’s head sending him over the guardrail into the crowd. Inside the ring Zane has Stank backed into a corner and is hammering him with punches. Moose charges in and rolls Zane’s knee, Zane collapses to the mat in a heap grabbing his leg. Stank grabs Zane’s leg and lays it across his knee while Moose climbs to the middle rope and leaps, dropping his leg across Zane’s outstretched leg, bending it at an awkward angle, sending Zane to the mat screaming and writhing in pain. The referee immediately goes to check on Zane and makes the dreaded “X” sign.
While the referee’s back is turned, Moose and Stank slip out of the ring on opposite sides. Chad is just hopping the guard rail to get back into the ring when Moose and Stank converge on him and hit a CON-CHAIR-TO! Chad falls to the floor like he has been shot! Stank grabs his arms and lands a FIRESTOMP onto the floor for good measure! He pulls him up for another and we see Chad’s nose is clearly broken, and he is out cold. Stank rolls him into the ring and covers, yelling for the referee. The referee turns from Zane and sees the cover, and quickly counts one, two, THREE!
WINNERS in 8:41 – and NEW OOWF World Tag Team Champions – Moosehead Jack & Stank
Stan Fulton, Matt Folz, The Flyin Hawaiians, Drink & Destroy and Alexis Darling & DH Magnusson storm the ring to protest. Moose catches a few of them with HDB, but then he and Stank decide that the numbers game does not favor them, so they bail out of the ring and head up the ramp holding the titles laughing maniacally
RUSS: THAT WAS NOT A MATCH! THAT WAS A MUGGING! THE OOWF SHOULD IMMEDIATELY OVERTURN THIS MATCH AND GIVE THE TITLE BACK TO TEXPRESS!
Razz: I gotta say Russ, usually I don’t agree with you on things like this, but man, Moose and Stank don’t care about those titles, all they wanted to do was hurt Chad and Zane…….and it looks like they might have done that……man Chad’s face is a bloody mess, and Zane’s leg, did you SEE that?
Nash: You know……usually I am not one to say too far……..but this……what Moose has been doing, and now Stank……..this is too farCHRIS EVANS vs. RAVENNA BLUE – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchRavenna comes out to a few less cheers than usual, given her recent conversations with Moosehead Jack, but the crowd is overwhelmingly positive. They cheer just as wildly for Chris Evans, with Shawn Johnson on his arm. The referee shows of the Intercontinental belt and we are underway.
Ravenna and Evans do the indie lock up and stuff. Fairly evenly matched, and exchanging armdrags and what not. They do the break and get the cheer of appreciation from the crowd. Finally Evans goes on the offensive and arm drags Ravenna again, yet this time he holds on, twisting her arm behind her shoulder, until he gets her into a hammer lock. He lifts her up, and yes folks, this is the bad shoulder, the one that was stabbed by the crazy fan. He delays a bit, and then lets her go, slamming her face first onto the mat. Evans grabs the arm again and holds it up, then does not one, not two, but THREE elbow drops. He finally lets go and Rav rolls away from him. Evans charges again, but Rav has rolled herself into a beautiful position to get a leg up and a foot right into Evans face. Evans rocks backward, and Ravenna kips up and goes on an attack with an amazing flurry of punches, the likes of which we seldom see from her. She drives Evans back against the ropes and continues with the chops (WOOO!), forearms, and European uppercuts until Evans doesn't know which way is up. Ravenna backs up and takes a run with a huge clothesline, knocking Evans over the top rope. She runs back again as Evans staggers to his feet, and hits a BEAUTIFUL suicide plancha! She drives Evans hard against the guardrail, and also hits her head a little bit, so they're both down. The referee checks them over and starts a ten count, but they both start to move and get to their feet, but very slowly. Ravenna still has the jump on Evans though, and grabs his arm and whips him into the ring post. He bounces away, right into a BIG SUPERKICK. The referee is at about seven, and Ravenna grabs Evans by the hair and practically throws him into the ring, crawling in after him. She makes the cover and one...two...NO! Evans gets a shoulder up. And that folks, is why he is the I.C.
Ravenna Melina-screams in anger and puts Evans in a chinlock. The referee checks his breathing, and he's fine. Ravenna tries to wear him down more with some forearms across the face. Evans's nose has a small trickle of blood from meeting the ring post, and then the forearms. But maybe the forearms have woken him up a bit, because he reaches out in front of him, and then drives his elbow backward, right into Ravenna's ribs once...twice...three times. Ravenna loosens her grip just enough for Evans to reach up and grab her behind her neck and flip her over. He makes a quick pin but Ravenna isn't that far gone yet. She kicks out, but Evans grabs her and hooks her leg, and hits the REGAL PLEX!!! He goes for the pin and one...two...NO! Rav just barely kicks out. He lets her get to a stand, and the two circle for a bit. Evans, wipes the blood from his nose, grins, and goes to throw a wild haymaker at Ravenna that even the worst fighter in the world could dodge. So Ravenna dodges, but Evans strikes the referee who was behind Ravenna at the time. Not hard enough for a ref bump, but hard enough for him to ring the bell, and call Evans for a disqualification.
WINNER in 15:46 – by disqualification – Ravenna Blue
TYTAN vs. ALEXANDER DARLING – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchThe challenger for the evening, Alexander Darling, is announced first and makes his way to the ring alone. He ignores the crowd and makes his way to the ring and waits in the corner. Music plays, but it is not the normal entrance music for the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, instead “Firewoman” plays! Everyone in the arena turns and looks up the ramp, including Alex. After a few seconds, Tytan comes out with the OOWF World Heavyweight title strapped around his waist, laughing his head off. The crowd boos him nearly out of the building, Tytan is laughing maniacally and enjoying the joke. Alexander Darling is not amused. He leaves the ring and sprints up the ramp, and he and Tytan begin throwing punches on the ramp.
Tytan rakes Darling’s eyes and clotheslines him over the guardrail into the crowd, and nonchalantly heads to the ring, steps between the ropes and waits in the corner. Darling hops the guardrail and makes a beeline to the ring. Darling is snarling the entire time and climbs between the ropes and makes a bee line for Tytan, but Tytan just turns and grabs his title and CLOCKS THE REFEREE WITH IT! WHAT THE HELL?
The referee hits the mat, Darling pulls up shocked. Tytan bails out of the ring and another officials comes to the ring and immediately waves the match off.
WINNER in 1:23 – Alexander Darling
Darling is absolutely SEETHING in the middle of the ring and it takes all of OOWF’s security and most of the backstage enhancement talent to keep him back. Tytan makes his way to the top of the ramp and grabs a mic:
Tsk tsk tsk Little Alex. Did you REALLY think this would be your time for revenge? Did you REALLY think I would give you the opportunity to get even THIS fast? Nooooo noo no Darling. See, a………friend………asked me to finish the job, and while I know damn well I could come down to that ring and physically break you with ease…….there is more to it than that, isn’t there Little Alex? You want to crush me bad, I can see that in your eyes. You want it more than anything else in the world. But what is it worth to you? You want your revenge against me, but it is not going to be free. It is going to cost you. You decide what it means to you to get revenge for your dear, poor, sweet, wife.<As Tytan says this, a clip of Tytan hitting the top rope Piledriver on Fire plays. Tytan laughs maniacally as we cut to the ring and see Alexander Darling wild-eyed and frothing with rage. >
Darling breaks free of the security and FLIES up the ramp. He tears into Tytan with punches and kicks driving the big man back against the OOTron. Darling tries to lift Tytan onto his shoulders for a DARLING DRIVER, but security catches up with them and pulls Tytan off his shoulders. As they work to be separated, Crete comes out, carrying Tytan’s shovel trying to distract Tytan. Darling shoves one of the security men into Crete and she shovel goes flying, in an instant, Tytan has the shovel again, Darling turns around and Tytan SLAMS it down on his head! Darling falls to the floor in a heap and Tytan stands there gloating. Crete gets to his feet and SPEARS Tytan, sending the big man into the OOTron, he grabs the shovel and takes off, Tytan quickly regains his composure and stands over the barely conscious Darling snarling and laughing.
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