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Post by BookerShark on Mar 11, 2011 16:16:31 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem Live! From San Marcos, CA
OOWF World Heavyweight Title No-DQ Match[/u] Davin Moreland vs. Tytan
OOWF Intercontinental Title Match[/u] Matt Folz vs. Alexander Darling vs. LD Williams
OOWF Onslaught Championship Fatal Four Way[/u] J-P Sparxx vs. Sean Moore vs. Chris Evans vs. Concrete TG
Kai (w/Aina) vs. Outback Jack (w/Danny Taylor) Moosehead Jack & Stank vs. Texpress Boardwalk Saints vs. Ecosystem & Firewoman Ravenna Blue & Stan Fulton vs. Eric O'Mac & Bryce Larson
Card subject to deranged Mets fan attack
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Post by BookerShark on Mar 11, 2011 16:16:43 GMT -5
In the Trinity Locker Rooms, Diana Podvod is ignoring her own injuries in favor of addressing everyone else's. She takes her Hippocratic Oath seriously. Fire peels off her mask and looks at the blood on it.
FW: White is so impractical.
Eco is PACING~! angrily back and forth, oblivious to his own injuries.
Eco: Why didn't I think...of COURSE it would be him. We're practically in his backyard.
Tyt: He said he was walking away and not coming back. Besides, he's about the only one besides Moose who hates Alexander that much--
Tytan is interrupted by Ecosystem kicking an aluminum trashcan. Firewoman flinches.
Tyt: Sorry...forgot...no mentioning "him" when "she" is around.
FW: It's okay...I'm fine.....
Eco stops his pacing, and stares at her, then marches over to where she sits. He looks down to her, and she looks at him.
Eco: Are you fine, Lisa? Really?
FW: Yes, Sensei Juni.
Eco: Interesting. What did Poe say to you?
FW: Huh?
Eco: In the ring. After you superkicked LD. There was a moment...I couldn't hear what he was saying...
Firewoman stands and looks like she's trying to think.
FW: I don't know, nothing.
Eco: It wasn't nothing. He doesn't like you. Why would he say anything to you?
FW: I've stopped trying to figure him out. Thanks to you, I could forgive him for all that--
Eco puts both hands on Fire's shoulders, and looks her in the face. He takes a deep breath as he's trying to control his anger.
Eco: Lisa....It is vitally important....I wouldn't ask you if it wasn't....please, Lisa...try to remember.
Fire stares back at him, and it seems there's a glimmer of ... something... in her eyes.
FW: He said..."If you need my help, just ask."
Eco: ....Help. With. What.
FW: *shrugs* I don't know, Sensei Juni.
Eco: ......
FW: I swear....
Eco: Okay.
FW: Sensei Juni?
Eco: Yes?
FW: Kindly take your hands off my shoulders.
There's a familiar edge in Fire's voice when she says this. Eco pauses, and then let's go.
FW: If it's okay with you...I need to ... decompress from the match. And it's time for my medicine.
Eco: Fine..Yes, go. I'll see you when it's time to go.
Fire smiles softly at Eco, no edginess or anger in her eyes, and walks into her locker room, smiling.
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Post by BookerShark on Mar 11, 2011 16:17:28 GMT -5
CUT to the locker room of Stan Fulton. Fulton appears to be doing some creative rearranging of his room. This rearranging involves a lot of throwing of chairs and trashcans and other assorted items that aren't bolted to the floor or walls.
Into this maelstrom walks Ravenna Blue, who's taken aback by the sheer destruction that's been created in such a short time.
Finally Fulton's fury blows itself out and he slumps against a wall, sliding to the floor. Looking up he notices Ravenna standing there, mouth agape and fear in her eyes.
SF: "Hi, Rav."
RB: "'Hi, Rav?' You destroy a whole locker room in ten minutes and all you can say is 'Hi, Rav?'"
SF: "Should I have said, 'Hi, Rav. Can you help me clean up?' I'm angry, Ravenna. I've been holding in this anger for months now, thinking I've been able to move past being angry and creating this Zen image of myself. But that's not who I am. I have anger issues and if they're not given form occasionally, I do this."
Fulton indicates the destroyed locker room, with what almost looks like remorse.
RB: "So am I in any danger from this storm of yours?"
SF: "Never. One, you're my partner. Two, I really like you, Rav, and enjoy our friendship. Nothing will change that. I needed a release valve and this locker room does the trick. No one was here and no one but me is using it. I'm not a lunatic who goes destroying things willy-nilly. This was a controlled release."
RB: "Did you just use the phrase willy-nilly?"
A small smile can be seen forming at the corners of Ravenna's mouth and Stan smiles in return.
SF: "I'm very angry over what Eric did and that we have to face him and Larson again this week. Talk about not moving up the card at all."
RB: "I feel the same way, Stan. Eric's been a pain in the ass for a long time and now he's our pain. So what do we do?"
SF: "I have an idea."
WAVY FADE OUT AND IN to a time later in the day as the OOWF roster is preparing to leave Hawai'i and board their flights. We see Larson leaving his and Eric's locker room dragging a suitcase leaving the door open.
Fulton and Ravenna walk in and Eric is still packing (sort of) while talking on his new cell phone (might be an Android phone or Blackberry; hard to tell). Lauren Phoenix looks up and sees Stan and Rav in the doorway.
LP: "Eric. Get off the phone. ERIC!"
Fulton moves up behind Eric and at the last minute, Eric instinctively turns around, knowing someone's there, and comes face-to-face with Fulton.
EOM: "Here to take out your frustration of being a failure, Stanley?"
SF: "I'm glad you finally remember my name, Eric. Seems you're actually paying attention nowadays. It's a refreshing change. And you know what? You're right. I am here to take out my frustration.
Eric backs up and prepares to fight.
SF: "I'm here to hurt you where it hurts most, Eric. And that means this."
EOM: ". . ."
RB: ". . ."
LP: ". . ."
SF: "You're not worth the effort. You really aren't. Yeah, you waltz around here acting like some sort of wrestling god because of your family tree. Making phone calls and pretending like your relatives haven't disowned you because of where you work. You're a fraud, Eric O'Mac. A nobody. You couldn't hold onto the reins of this company and you couldn't hold onto that company's World title for more than three days.
"It's time for rookies like me and Ravenna to step on you like the cockroach you are. Your partner is the one we have to worry about in our rematch this week. Not you. You're just a annoyance."
Eric looks stunned thinking he was in for a physical pummeling, not a verbal one. Ravenna is kind of stunned too as she thought the same thing.
Fulton turns to leave the locker room and bumps the table where Eric's cell phone was dropped when he prepared for a fight. The phone falls to the floor where Fulton steps on it, most likely accidentally.
SF: "Whoops. That's two of those I've stepped on. People should be more careful where they put their expensive phones. That's why I carry a TracFone. Ten bucks at Wal-Mart."
Ravenna smiles and shakes her head and she and Fulton leave the room and leave Hawai'i as we FADE.
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Post by BookerShark on Mar 11, 2011 16:18:16 GMT -5
*We fade into what looks like Davin Moreland's house. Samantha is there with a whiteboard set up. The side showing says "Top 10 Frauds of the Week". Samantha looks to still be recovering some, but otherwise ok*
SDM: Ok, Davin's on the plane, so I'm doing this myself. I know you're all waiting with bated breath, so here we go.
The #10 Fraud of the Week is Firewoman. Remember when you used to do shit independently and, you know, won championships and stuff? It's bad enough you have Lucky following you around, but then you marry Alexander for some ungodly reason, and now you're letting that psychopath Ecosystem lead you around by the nose. Or are you? Dun dun DUUUUUUUUUN!!! Either way, you're a fraud and a shell of your former self. Fix it.
The #9 Fraud of the Week is Adrian Beltre. $96 million? Really Rangers? You're THAT hard-up for offense that you sign Fraudy McSucksalot? Adrian Beltre. $96 Million. I touch your head via cyberspace, Beltre. Deal with it.
The #8 Fraud of the Week is Concrete Takaken Gryfon. Davin showed everyone why this week. You're lucky he stopped when he did. I guess the fact that you took that unholy beating is the reason why you didn't move up the list this week.
The #7 Fraud of the Week is Selena Gomez and The Scene. I saw you practice. You don't just suck, you're an offense to the institution of music throughout the ages. You can't sing, nothing you do is even remotely catchy, and for some reason kids like you. Do you do the Barney song at your concerts too? Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes?
The #6 Fraud of the Week is Alexis Darling. Congratulations to poor DH Magnusson, who has to carry that albatross week after week after week. You prove constantly that you must be one of the best workers in the business, to continually team with a fraud like Alexis.
The #5 Fraud of the Week is Intercontinental Champion Matt Folz. Tap. Tap tap tap. Tappity Tappity Tap Tap tap tap. Right in the center of the ring. You talked a lot of shit this week, and were revealed as the fraud that you are by Chris Evans, your former and next Intercontinental Champion. Plus, Packers Suck.
The #4 Fraud of the Week is Tytan. At least you were smart enough to stay out of things. That dropped you down this week. However, you also talked a lot of shit, and Davin baited you into doing exactly what he wanted from you, a No DQ match for the title. Be careful what you wish for, Drago. My prediction? You know what.
The #3 Fraud of the Week is Rex Ryan and the New York Jets. I mean, most of us knew you and your team were frauds all along. But now you guys are frauding out in epic fashion - all over the press, all over the internet, dropped 3 of your last 5, and about to get epically beat down by what's left of a once-proud Colts team. Can't wait to hear the post-game presser where you say you'd go out there and play them again and how your team is still the best. Eat a back of dicks, that's your goddamn snack.
The #2 Fraud of the Week is my brother, Alexander Darling. Still not quite a big enough fraud to take the #1 spot. Still emo. Still makes you want to punch him in the throat. I guess people cheer for him, but not as many as he thinks. Let's face it Alex, as much as you wish you were Davin Moreland, you'll always just be Alexander Darling: Emo Roofie Dropper. He's Davin Moreland...and you're just, well, not. Accept it. It will help you. I'm just trying to be a good sister here.
And the #1 Fraud of the Week should be no surprise, Junichiro Muyo, also known as Ecosystem. We were going to let you do your thing. We weren't going to interfere with whatever the fuck you were up to. You chose this path. You're not stupid. Calculated move on your part. However, I feel like you failed to take into account the repercussions. There will be many. Swift. Severe. Unrelenting. Crystal Clear. You fuck with Davin? He might be willing to let shit slide. You throw me into the mix? I'd call those Colonial Life people, just in case. He's hunting you. He WILL find you. And you will pay for what you've done. It's clear, very clear, that you're incapable of saving ANYONE, because once again, you've failed to save yourself. You should consider yourself lucky that Davin has taken up the cause to save you again. He won't just save you, he'll purify you. As to how he'll accomplish that? Well, I'll just leave that to your imagination.
SDM: Davin's probably over the Pacific right now, flying back to California. You know, ahead of the OOWF plane. Have a great time, Juni. And remember, it will hurt Davin more than it will hurt you. For real. Ok maybe not for real. Maybe for fake. Or is it??? Dun dun DUUUUUUUUNNNN!
*fade*
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Post by BookerShark on Mar 11, 2011 16:18:49 GMT -5
(Tytan and Eco are seen talking in the airport after the flight.)
Tytan: I just don't get it. Your plan had us being the force to reckon with in the OOWF and we can't even win our first match as a team.
Eco: Patience there Tytan we still need to gel as a team.
Tytan: How do you expect me to gel as a Team when you go walking down to the ring hand and hand with someone that was once my mortal enemy.
Eco: An enemy that is now my friend is a stronger friend.
Tytan: Juni, I don't have time for your word games. I have a match against Moreland to get the title that he stole from me back.
Eco: You will be ready.
Tytan: That and I want you guys at ring side. Maybe this will give Firewoman a chance to prove how loyal she really is.
Eco: It's all working according to the plan.
Tytan: You say that Juni but I know her better then you. I went to Hell and back with her. You say you can control her, but what if she is the one controlling you?
Eco: I know what I am doing Tytan it is all coming along. I have to be slow with her.
Tytan: Why?
Eco: She has to learn to trust us on her own. We can't force that on her.
Tytan: I am still not totally buying into this plan. Not yet. Maybe Diana can help you with making sure she sees the light.
(Eco thinks about it.)
Eco: You know maybe I will have to see what she has to offer. Now, you need to head off. The arrangements have been made for your training.
Tytan: Good. I appreciate that.
(Diana joins the two of them)
Diana:I did make some additions to it though.
Tytan: What, why?
Diana: Who knows your body better then me.
Eco: Alright you two that is a little bit to much info for me.
Diana: No, not in that way. I am the one that controlled all of his enhancements. I know exactly how much his body can take, and I want him ready for Davin.
(Just then Firewoman pulls up in a white Mustang.)
Firewoman: Sensai, I got the car like you requested. Should I start to put our bags in it?
Eco: No Fire we can do that. Thank you. You have done well.
(Fire then takes her place at the right of Juni.)
Fire: What were you guys talking about?
Tytan: Just discussing strategy that's all.
Fire: Can I be of help?
Tytan: Maybe later. Right now I just want to get to the Hotel.
(FADE)
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Post by BookerShark on Mar 11, 2011 16:19:24 GMT -5
FADE in on the backstage area of the M. Gordon Clarke Field House on the University of California San Marcos where The Midnight Frog, Steve the Lost Viking and something called Jeff and the OSC are ~WALKING~.
All three are attacked from behind by Moose, Stank and Stan Fulton. The beatdown continues until finally only Moose, Stank and Fulton are moving.
MHJ: "You said you wanted this, Stan. Take it."
Fulton puts a large, heavy foot on top of The Midnight Frog and new OOWF referee Royce Hadrian makes the count.
RH: "One! Two! Three! Ring the bell!"
Hadrian raises the hand of the NEW DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Champion, The Crusher Stan Fulton! Hadrian hands Fulton the belt and walks off to the Referee locker room (which is a broom closet inside of Ric's Sub Shoppe).
Fulton gets a look in his eye and grabs a nearby steel chair and starts pummeling The Midnight Frog and Steve the Lost Viking with it. Finally Moose and Stank drag Fulton back and try to calm him.
SF: "I'm sick to death of PHWF assholes holding a OOWF title. This won't happen again. This title will mean something again. No more smegma, pieces of Kleenex® or dumb crap involved in this. I will bring prestige to this title that it's probably never had."
MHJ: "Stan, Stank and I both have held that title."
SF: "No offense."
Stk: "None taken. It has gotten pretty lame lately. I haven't held it since May 2008 and Moose since this time last year."
MHJ: "Since then Mario, Three Guys, a Japanese nurse and a 6-year-old fan have held the title. That's not right. Then these four interlopers. This title should be about pain and blood and suffering. Not frogs or vikings."
SF: "Word."
MHJ: ". . ."
Stk: ". . ."
SF: "What?"
MHJ: "You're such a n00b."
FADE
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Post by BookerShark on Mar 11, 2011 16:20:18 GMT -5
Firewoman is MEDITATING in her locker room, when there's a knock on the door. She opens her eyes, sighs, and gets up. She appears a little dizzy, but gets to the door, and opens it.
Eco: Hi.
FW: Hi.
Eco: You okay?
FW: Just a touch of vertigo. It's a side effect.
Eco: Hm....I'll check with Diana maybe about adjusting the dosage. She's taking over our medical duties, if that's okay with you.
FW: Why wouldn't it be?
Eco: Fire....it's essential that we trust each other. I know that doesn't come easily for you, but I'm willing to do whatever it takes to prove this to you. If you'll let me.
FW: Of course...but you're confusing me.
Eco: Here...let me show you.
He opens the door wider to show a couple of boxes held by Tytan, and a television set.
Eco: I know the whole 'no one in my locker room rule,' and I respect that, but it'll be a lot easier if you let us come in.
FW: Uh...sure...okay....what is all--
Eco: Your stuff from ... the other locker room.
FW: How did you get it?
Tytan: By getting to the loading dock where they unload everyone's crap they tote from venue to venue before anyone else could. Is this all of it?
FW: *opening boxes and looking through them* Looks like it... but--
Eco: I might think this stuff represents random superstitions, but that doesn't mean it's not important to you. So I made sure you got it back.
FW: Wow...thanks.....and the television?
Eco: Not a permanent feature. *Tytan plugs it in and it appears to have a DVR attached to it.* I just wanted to update you on some things.
Firewoman frowns at the screen.
Eco: I know being back here is hard. Seeing their faces, everyone you thought you could count on...but I need to remind you who is really in your corner.
Firewoman nods, still staring sadly at the screen though the video has frozen on Samantha's face.
FW: I can't believe that's what they think......*her voice trails off, sadly.*
Eco: Tytan, would you excuse us?
He nods, and leaves.
Eco: Remember....no one came to see you while you were recuperating.
FW: But they thought--
Eco: That's what they're telling you, Fire. I tried to send word. I mean, your mother got the message, so why wouldn't every one else? She would have had to have told her sister, who would have told Davin, who would have told everyone else, right?
FW: I suppose that makes sense....
Eco: And no one's come since you've been back, either.
FW: I know....even....*another sad look crosses her face*
Eco: I found you in the hospital. I brought you to the specialists who made sure you'd walk again. To make sure you'd do all of this that you love so much again. And I brought you back here.
FW: You did.....Sensei Juni?
Eco: Yes, Lisa.
FW: How did I hear you? If you weren't dead before, and I heard you talking ...
Eco: *laughs a bit* Who knows? Maybe I was able to astrally project while I was in my own coma.
FW: Maybe...the family was always able to hear things...no one liked to talk about it....
Eco: Or maybe....*he takes both her hands in his* Maybe you just needed a reason to turn off the path down which you were headed...and my message was a ready excuse, so you "heard" what you thought was me, but what was really your own acceptance of what you knew deep down to be the truth.
Firewoman smiles and nods.
Eco: Okay...set up your altar thing there, and I'll have Dr. Podvod review your meds. I'll need you 100 percent on Wednesday when we face Boardwalk Saints.
Her sadness seems to fade away, and she is more upbeat.
FW: I will be. It would kill me to let you down. And I'm sorry if I gave you reason to doubt me.
He unplugs the TV and starts to push the cart out of the room.
FW: I can't keep it? I hate not knowing what's going on.
Eco: Not yet. *smiles* Still too much going on that might make you backslide. Soon though, I think.
FW: What about coffee with Moose?
Eco: We'll see...
Firewoman smiles in acceptance and goes about unpacking her stuff. Ecosystem continues pushing the television out of the room and closes the door.
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Post by BookerShark on Mar 11, 2011 16:20:52 GMT -5
*Ecosystem and Tytan finish pushing the TV back out to the loading dock. They round a corner and we see a blur, and then Eco and Tytan flying to the floor. A quick pan shows that it's Davin Moreland, who has just speared both of them. Tytan got the least of it, and is nearly back to his feet when Davin grabs him. A conveniently placed ajar door is kicked all the way open. Davin tosses Tytan inside and slams the door behind him. Banging and rattling from inside confirms that it is indeed, locked*
E: Not bad, Davin. I've been wondering when you were going to show up.
*Davin says nothing, just pulls out Trusty Rebar from behind his back*
E: A weapon? That's not very sporting of you. Ah well, when in Rome...
*Eco dives for a nearby chair in the corner. Not the folding kind, but still just a cheap metal chair. He's able to raise it just as Davin was swinging down with Trusty Rebar*
E: Davin, I think you and I have had a misunderstanding. I'm not here to hurt you. I'm here to help-
*The "clang" of rebar against chair interrupts Eco*
E: Davin, we go back a little bit, and-
*More "clang", as Eco smirks. Davin pumpfakes with Trusty Rebar, causing Eco to raise the chair to block it. Now, however, there's plenty of room and perfect position for Davin to simply kick it away. As Eco watches the chair tumble away, he feels a *crack* against his skull. Davin just pasted Eco with Trusty Rebar. Davin takes Trusty Rebar and holds it to Eco's throat, pulling back a little. He speaks in a low, quiet and controlled voice*
DM: You want to re-make your name on MY back? That's ok. I can respect that. Kinda. But Junichiro Muyo, you fucked with my wife. You brought her into it. You bound her up, gagged her, tortured her, held her hostage. That, Junichiro Muyo, is not the act of any savior. It is the act of a depraved, vile individual who must be cleansed from our collective consciousness.
E: *constricted* But Dav-
*Davin suddenly flies into a rage and starts punching Ecosystem in the throat. Hard. A lot. He must have thrown 50 or so punches directly to Eco's throat. It's red, it's swollen, and Eco is clearly having a tough time breathing.*
DM: SHUT UP! STOP TALKING! NO MORE TALKY TALKY FROM JUNI! It's MY TURN TO FUCKING TALK NOW! *composes himself with a wry smile* You won't be talking for a minute or so there, Junichiro Muyo. As I was saying, you brought my lovely Samantha into something I had no idea about. You could have asked a question. You could have confronted me like a man. But you chose, instead, to attack my wife, like the punk-ass pussy bitch that you are. That is unforgivable. You may yet still be redeemed. But you know what they say, "Spare the Rod, Spoil the Child"? I don't intend to spoil you, my child.
*Davin takes a quick breath, and just starts denting Eco with Trusty Rebar, on or around the temple. In the same place, over, and over, and over. There's a decent-sized red blotch on Eco's head, and some blood dripping down Trusty Rebar. Eco is clearly unconscious, but Davin doesn't look like he's stopping. Only more banging from the locked closet snaps him out of it. He stops, looks down at his handiwork, and starts slapping Eco in the face. He seems to be barely conscious, so Davin takes this opportunity to talk. More. Because he doesn't say enough words, apparently*
DM: I know of the Yakuza in my time with DDT, Junichiro Muyo. And I know how they handle their business, you know? Especially when it comes to being disrespected and dishonored. Now normally, they'd be cutting things off, but I don't think that suits my purposes, currently.
*Davin grabs Eco's left hand, specifically his pinky finger*
DM: You see, if I were to cut all or part of this finger off, it would hurt, it would bleed, but I don't know that the message would be properly sent. I'd like to get as many of your senses involved. So if you don't mind, please remain quiet.
*As if Eco was in a position to speak. Anyway, Davin makes sure Eco's eyes are open, puts Eco's hand in between both of their faces, and then grips the pinky and pulls as hard has he can. The sickening sound of grinding, breaking and cracking bone is the only thing that can be heard, until Eco starts moaning in pain. This apparently displeases Davin, as he resumes punching Eco in the throat*
DM: I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SICK FUCK! Now. I have to be going. But I'm sure I'll see you and the Mental Midget in there Wednesday. Good to talk to you again, Junichiro Muyo. These talks are always so pleasant.
*Davin grinds the sole of his shoe into Eco's face before grabbing Trusty Rebar and calmly walking away to his waiting car*
*fade*
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Post by BookerShark on Mar 11, 2011 16:21:16 GMT -5
*Fade in* as Bryce Larson is watching a series of promos on OOWF-TV. He then rewinds back to the end of his match with Eric O'Mac against Stan Fulton & Ravenna Blue.
Bryce Larson: [Talking towards the TV the whole time.] It wasn't a loss...but it was a non win.
Bryce watches more promos, mostly involving Alexander Darling, Eric O'Mac, Ecosystem and Dvin Moreland.
BL: They're just involved in themselves. I just want to win. Who provides the best outlet for winning?
Bryce focuses now on promos of just Eric O'Mac and Alexander Darling.
BL: Can I trust Eric? Can I really trust Alex? Does it matter? I mean, you can't really trust anyone in this business, anyway.
Bryce watches some more OOWF-TV, then turns the TV off and tosses the remote aside.
BL: [Now talking right into the camera, breaking the 4th wall.] Guess I have some thinking to do, huh?
*Fade out*
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Post by BookerShark on Mar 11, 2011 16:21:43 GMT -5
Eco is lying on the floor, an hour or so later. His throat is red, though the blood has begun to clot on his head. Eco looks over to his broken pinky, then looks over to his intact one...and unscrews it. He plays with the prosthetic in his hand.
Eco: Davin...I'm aware of the tradition. I just wished you had picked the traditional left hand. Motherfucker...
Firewoman approaches Eco on the ground.
Fire: Sensei--
Eco: Tytan is behind that door. Would you mind opening it?
Firewoman opens the door, revealing a pissed-off Tytan.
Tytan: All right, that's it, we're going--
Eco: *We're* not doing anything.
Fire: I understand.
Eco: (opening his eyes wide) No, you don't. *We're* not doing anything because YOU are.
Tytan: Her? Why would you have her--
Eco: Because it will hurt. Lisa, listen to me very closely. Everyone in this company doubts your motives, doubts the purity of your intentions. They think you're playing a deep game of some sort, and until they understand that you are sincere, they will not be able to form a new relationship with you.
Fire: ...I've seen that, certainly. But how do you want me to show sincerity?
Eco: I will leave the details to you, but the facts are these. Our partner Tytan was assaulted by Davin rashly, violently, without cause. I attempted to send a message that such actions would not be tolerated--perhaps in too much anger, but with very little physical trauma at all. At present, my hand has been broken and the cycle continues.
So I need you to break the cycle of violence. Because arrogant as Davin is, as much as he will freely step up and call you a phony...he cannot deny the bonds that tie him to you. And for all my mind games, the truth is...a blow from me is still just a blow. A blow from Tytan is still just a blow. A blow from you...can be a message.
Fire: More than that. We're family....I mean, I know they didn't come for me, but he's still--
Eco: Family. And you will have a relationship with him again...but you have to change him, heal him before that can happen. Again, I leave the methods to you, but if you only show that you are sincere in your commitment, that you are willing to correct others on my be--on OUR behalf....it will change the way they see you, and soon after, the way they treat you.
Tytan: And perhaps coffee with her brother won't be all that far off then, wouldn't you say, Juni?
Fire flashes Tytan a look, Eco bows his head.
Eco: That's right. No, that's right. Lisa...Fire...is this something--
Fire: I will. I'll figure it out.
Firewoman steps up and walks away, leaving Eco and Tytan behind.
Eco: Hey Tytan?
Tytan: Yes, Juni?
Eco: So I still hurt like a motherfucker, want to help me up?
FADE
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Post by BookerShark on Mar 11, 2011 16:22:14 GMT -5
(Tytan starts to help Juni up.)
Tytan: So do you think that she will do it?
Eco: She has no choice. If she is playing one big game like everyone is thinking--
Tytan: I lean in that direction.
Eco: I know you do. But if she does nothing then the game is over for her.
Tytan: I follow.
Eco: But if she is truly who she says she is, then by taking taking repercussions on Davin will show that she truly is a changed person. Then we can finally be the Trinity that we are suppose to be.
Tytan: And Davin will be "Ready" for his match with me.
Eco: Yes...yes he will.
(Eco cringes as he take a step.)
Tytan: That's it. Sorry Juni you may not like this but I got to get you to Dr. Podvod quickly.
Eco: What are you going t-
(Tytan then takes Eco and lifts him over his shoulder.)
Tytan: Sorry it's the only way to get you there quickly.
Eco: Do what you have to do.
(Tytan slowly makes his way inside trying to be gentle with Juni.)
Tytan: Diana I need you here now...
(FADE)
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Post by BookerShark on Mar 11, 2011 16:23:00 GMT -5
<we cut to a suite at the Kona International Airport, looking out we see the OOWF wrestlers gathering and slowly boarding the plane. Moose turns and looks at Poe>
MHJ: Thanks for meeting me here, sorry I couldn't get out to your place again
Poe: Not a problem, though, my last encounter at an airport with the OOWF was.......unfortunate. So........can I assume there are no hard feelings?
<Moose takes a long drink of his rum and coke, then looks at Poe>
MHJ: I would be lying if I said seeing you and LD teaming with Alex doesn't sting
Poe: It was just business
MHJ: <walking around the room> Thats the thing. These days, its just business. No one takes things personally anymore. Alexander Darling kidnapped and tortured Fire while she was one of us. LD seems willing to let that go, and I kind of understand that from him, that's how he rolls. But you? The man tried to cripple you, numerous times. The man tried to make his reputation off of your back. He turns to you in his darkest hours, then stabs you in the back when it is convenient to him.
P: Moose.......Eco and Tytan must be stopped
MHJ: Really. Poe do you remember Japan?
P: You may have to be more specific.....
MHJ: My match with Alex. I tried to kill him. I wanted him dead. After the match, we both spent weeks in the hospital, there were moments when our future was no more clear than Eco or Fire's.
P: They were dead Moose
MHJ: Clearly they were not
P: Well, we THOUGHT they were dead
MHJ: So, now Eco must pay for pulling the wool over our eyes? For pulling a fast one that no one saw coming? What he did to Davin and Samantha.......and be honest here, is it any worse than anything you or I would have done? Is what Tytan did in his match with Fire any worse than anything I would have done to Alex?
P: I am not sure what you are getting at Jack
MHJ: My point is this. You said you walked away from it. You said you left all feelings behind, you said that great weight had been lifted off your shoulders. But then, the second you come back, you go against who you really are. You look your mortal enemy in the eye, and made a conscious decision not to do what you do best: destroy. Omar.......it hurts me to say this, but you sold out
<Poe gets to his feet, clearly angry>
P: I sold out? Really. Listen Jack, I did what I felt was right. Darling and I have had our problems in the past, but I have forgiven them, and I have moved on. I had a chance to come back for one night and make a difference. The fans were screaming for it, did you hear them?
MHJ: <smirking> So........you did it for Them. That's all you needed to say.
Namaste Poe
<Moose turns and leaves and heads for the plane. Poe stands watching him walk across the tarmac. Poe is initially angry, then a strange look comes across his face. He shakes his head and walks away>
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Post by BookerShark on Mar 11, 2011 16:23:47 GMT -5
*Still at the airport*
Alexander and a few others are preparing to board the plane. He sees the scene between Moose and Poe and shakes his head. He hands some papers to the members of Unforgiven as they head towards the gate. Alex hangs back a moment and waits for Poe.
Poe: Yes Alexander?
Alexander: I just needed to say thanks.
Poe: It's unnecessary. You gave me a chance to wrestle in front of my hometown against people I do not like. That's all it was.
Alexander: That's not all it was to me so again thank you.
Poe just nods and is about to walk away when Alex puts his hand out to stop Poe.
What did you say to her?
Poe: What I said to her was private Alexander.
Alexander: I know you don't owe me anything and I'm really shocked you even agreed to the match. When I talked to Selena, well it was just a prayer, but she got you to agree so I owe you for that. But just imagine it was Selena that this happened to...wouldn't you need to know everything.
Poe: Listen closely Alexander...I chose to team with you because it gave me a chance to go out how I wanted to and because you have somehow convinced Selena among others that you have changed, but deep down...I'm not sure. Sometimes I think you actually may have turned the corner, but I remember your history. I know what you're capable of and I'm not sure that darkness ever goes away so no, I will not tell you what I said to Firewoman.
Alexander sighs and nods his head...
But I will tell you that the Firewoman we both know is gone. I'm not sure who we faced in that ring but it wasn't Firewoman nor was it Lisa Quinn. At least not in her soul. Either she has undergone a monumental shift in personality or Ecosystem has done something far more sinister.
Alexander: What do you mean?
Poe: I do not know Alexander. And truthfully I do not care. She has always been far more trouble than she's worth. It might be time for you to accept that and move on.
Alexander: You know I can't and won't do that.
Poe: I do. But I do fear it may break you worse than anything I ever tried or anyone has ever done to you before.
Alexander looks pensive for a moment before he reaches down and grabs his bag. He starts to make his way to the plane when he feels a hand on his shoulder. He turns back to see Poe standing there once again...
We both know someone who might be able to help.
Alexander: Wha...wait, you're telling me to call her?
Poe: I'm saying she may be of help.
Alexander: I thought that topic would be off-limits.
Poe: As I've been telling people...I'm letting go of the history. I'm happy here and now and that's what matters. If she can help, have her help. That's all I will say. Good luck in the future Alexander.
Alexander: Thank you Poe...for everything.
Alexander bows before Poe before turning around once again and boarding the plane. Poe watches the plane for a moment and he seems almost wistful before shaking his head and going home to his wife.
*Fade*
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Post by BookerShark on Mar 11, 2011 16:24:36 GMT -5
"Dynamite" Danny Taylor is in the airport bar drinking a martini. He feels the presence of someone sitting beside him. He looks over and sees Aina. DDT immediately flings his bar stool back and is ready for a fight. Aina steps back with his hands up.
A: Whoa...easy big fella.
Aina then points behind DDT, who turns to see Kai with his arms crossed.
A: We're not here to fight you, so put the hands down brah.
DDT gets a stern look in his eyes. He wags his finger in Aina's face and shakes his head.
A: I just want to set the record straight. What we did in the Destroyatorium, well, that was an unfortunate act of business. Nothing more, nothing less. It wasn't personal bra...
DDT shakes his head again.
A: Sorry. Anyway, everything we did and said to you guys and about you...it's still true. We respect you. You don't have to respect us. I get it if you don't. Just know that we were your friends. And I hope we can be again one day...
Aina then takes a step towards DDT to stare him eye to eye.
A: But if you think we won't take your heads off to keep these titles? You ARE mistaken there.
K: Pau hana!
People in the bar are even more startled than they already were. Aina and DDT both look at Kai and back to each other.
A: This match this week between my bruddah and Outback Jack? It's not for the belts. You keep it clean, so will we. We got a deal?
DDT just stares at Aina. Aina nods as he takes what he considers to be DDT's answer.
A: Hau'oli Makahiki Hou.
Aina leads Kai out of the bar. As they open the door, we can see Noelani waiting for them impatiently. She then feels a presence behind her. She looks up and sees Poe standing over her. She immediately takes a few steps backwards towards the approaching Aina.
A: You looked good bruddah. Sure you're not comin' back?
Poe: I am sure.
Poe smiles and shakes hands with Aina, then Kai.
Poe: I am quite happy where I am. The four S's of Hawai'ian retirement are suiting me just fine.
K: Four S's?
N: *rolling her eyes* Sun, sand, surf, and sex.
Aina and Kai laugh.
Poe: Remember boys, you have the weight of the Hawai'ian people on your shoulders now. Do them proud.
Poe takes a long, hard look at Noelani.
Poe: You too.
Noelani returns the look, then grabs Aina's arm.
N: C'mon boys, we can't miss our flight. Poe, as always.
Poe: As always what?
Poe grins. Noelani rolls her eyes again.
A: Give Selena our love. A hui hou, bruddah. Aloha.
Poe: Aloha.
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Post by BookerShark on Mar 11, 2011 16:25:05 GMT -5
Davin is checking in to his hotel room. The camera follows him as he hits the elevator. Perspective shift, and Davin exits on the floor with the luxury suites. He's whistling as he pulls his luggage behind him, and reaches the right room, opening the door with his key card. The ninja cam follows him in, and Davin shuts the door, flips on the light, and then almost jumps out of his shoes, as there's a figure all in white sitting on the comfy chair.
FW: Hello, Davin. *Fire smiles broadly at him.*
DM: Wow....how did you--
FW: Many talents, Davin, learned in my misspent youth.
DM: Well, no, I'm well aware of your breaking and entering skills. I'm wondering how you got out away from Ecosystem and Tytan.
FW: Well, it was easy once someone locked Tytan in the closet and then knocked Ecosystem semi-conscious. Any idea who would have done that? *Firewoman smirks at him.*
DM: *batistalaughs* You know how our family is...don't mess with one of us, or you get it from the rest. Family first.
FW: Oh yeah, totally.
DM: So....wait...if you left....then.....it's true?
FW: What?
DM: I had a feeling...it was just a feeling, but still....that you weren't as invested in this whole Trinity thing...that you were just going along with it for...well, who knows why...but does this mean....
FW: Let me ask you a question, Davin.
DM: Sure...it's just...it's good to see you...to REALLY see you. And he's a douchebag, but Alexander will be relieved when--
FW: Right....anyway, the question. You've always wanted me to listen to my doctors right?
DM: Well, yeah....
FW: And take my medicine.
DM: Right....
FW: I mean, you even went so far as engineer a commitment to a Danish mental hospital, right?
DM: Well...yeah, but...it really was for your own good, Li--Fire.
FW: So...if you're so concerned about my mental health, why would you interfere with the ONE person who achieved what you could not?
DM: Um....what?
Firewoman stands and starts to pace very slowly back and forth.
FW: I mean.....it's bad enough that no one seemed to care what happened to me...
DM: Wait, I was at the hospital as soon as I could get there, and then--
FW: But now I'm back, and I'm happy, and centered. I have a purpose in my life...and it's all because of Sensei Juni....
Firewoman is pacing faster, and more agitated, and Davin appears to look confused.
DM: Wait...but he's....
FW: He's sacrificed so much for me...for all of us... and this is the thanks you give him? He saved me. Your cousin. He saved me and you can't even be grateful. I mean, family first, right Davin?
DM: Yes...no....huh?
FW: I told you when I got back. I was listening to my doctors, and taking their drugs. And it was working...and then you go and attack the very man who is responsible for my progress. He made sure I could walk, and he brought me back to the job I love...and you beat him with this, Davin?
Firewoman produces a piece of Trusty Rebar, that may or may not be the same one used on Eco earlier.
DM: Fire...look, I ....
Firewoman swings, but she telegraphs it enough that Davin can jump out of the way, but he doesn't think to avoid the back swing, which hits him right in the ribs. He doubles over to the one side, and then Firewoman stabs him with it right in the middle of the stomach, right on the solar plexus. This knocks the wind out of him, and he collapses, gasping for air.
FW: I owe him everything...and he still doubts my sincerity because of the LIES *hit to the ribs* you all have been spreading.
Firewoman goes to take another swing, but Davin gets a hand up, grabs the rebar and jerks it out of her hands. Firewoman simply laughs.
DM: You've lost it....and now you've lost your weapon. And I'm a lot bigger than you, and I don't care if we are cousins, I will--
Davin's head snaps back as Firewoman let's loose with a right cross, aided by the brass knuckles she's wearing. He sprawls out onto the bed.
FW: You were saying?
Fire climbs on the bed and kneels over Davin as he tries to clear the cobwebs, and reveals that it's not just brass knuckles, but a special knife that has a brass knuckle handle. The blade flashes in the lights, and Davin does manage to focus on it.
FW: My real question though, Davin...I've been wondering this since I came out of my coma....did you know I was in a coma, Davin? That I died and had to be resuscitated twice, Davin? Anyway...the question....
Firewoman pauses and flips the knife around so it flashes again.
FW: Does human flesh really taste like chicken?
DM: Huh?
FW: Because while I was with Eco at the misty place, he fed me chicken...I mean, he knew I was a vegetarian, but he said it wasn't really chicken... but it tasted a lot like chicken...but different......
Firewoman holds the blade to Davin's throat.
FW: Thing is, cuz....I really got kind of a taste for it...
Davin starts to try to get up, but she punches him again with the brass knuckles. She smiles softly.
FW: Don't worry, cuz. I'm not going to see if my theory is right...not yet...not now....soon maybe. But not now. No, right now I'm going to even things up a bit. See, you fucked up Sensei, so that my match with Boardwalk Saints might suffer for it. So remember...you brought this on yourself, Davin.
Firewoman rolls off the bed, and stands over Davin, and raises the blade. She closes her eyes to say a silent prayer and then plunges the knife straight down into Davin's left knee. The pain jerks Davin back to full alertness as grabs for his leg. Fire pulls the blade out, smiles, and steps back.
FW: Never question my sincerity again. Junichiro Muyo will save this company, Davin. He can save you, if you'd just let him.
Firewoman turns and walks calmly, smiling, out of the hotel room, as Davin curls into a fetal position, trying to stop the blood from pouring out of his knee.
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Post by BookerShark on Mar 11, 2011 16:25:34 GMT -5
*Outback Jack has joined DDT at the bar in the airport*
OBJ: So they said they'd keep it clean if we do?
*DDT nods, then looks quizzically at OBJ*
OBJ(drinks, belches): Australian for I'll keep it clean, no worries mate!
*DDT raises his eyebrows*
OBJ: You think this might be another set-up? What will I do if they try to pull something off?
*As OBJ pauses, his eyes roll up and Jack of the Hinterlands takes over*
JH: If they do, I'll come out to play. That way, Outback Jack can keep his word.
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Post by BookerShark on Mar 11, 2011 16:26:16 GMT -5
Ecosystem is resting in the Trinity suites after Dr. Podvod has attended to him. Firewoman comes in, all smiles, carrying a plastic bag.
Eco: Well?
FW: Did you not see?
Eco: I did. I believe Davin has received the message. I think everyone has. That doesn't explain where you have been since then.
FW: You believe me now? I'm here? In Trinity...with you.
Ecosystem studies her carefully, and nods.
Eco: I believe you.
Firewoman bursts into a broad smile and practically skips the rest of the way into the room. She gives him a hug that surprises him, and then falls to her knees on the floor next to his chair
FW: Oh, thank you. I'm so glad...but...I got you a present...just in case you didn't.
Eco: You did?
FW: My time with Davin felt SO GOOD. It's been so long since I was allowed to be truly creative...so I decided... well, just in case it wasn't enough...
Eco: Your sincerity is always enough, Lisa.
FW: Thank you, Master. But still...I want you to be sure. I don't want you to ever question my loyalty. So... I got you this.
Firewoman hands him a plastic bag. Eco opens it, stares inside in disbelief for a moment, and then reaches his hand inside. He pulls out a handful of blonde hair.
Eco: What? ... Whose...?
FW: I know I can't watch OOWF-TV yet, but I figured you would be watching.
Eco: I've been busy bleeding and having my finger set.
FW: Right...well...Tytan, would you mind?
Tytan, who has been standing in a doorway merely observing, nods, and turns on the television. He starts to hand Fire the remote, then looks Eco's direction. Eco nods, and Tytan hands it to her.
FW: Okay, if I just rewind to 'moments ago....'
FW: See? Two out of seven!
Eco: That's.....interesting....
Tyt: And kinda hot...Can we rewind it?
Eco: Not now, Tytan. Fire...you went to the Darling suites?
FW: Well...yeah...that's where Alexis was and--
Eco: What did I tell you about going there.
FW: ....
Eco: Fire.
FW: *looking about as crushed as a child who's disappointed her parent* You told me to not go there.
Eco: Yet you did anyway.
FW: But...I didn't go to see....I went to get you this present.
Eco: I know...but you still defied me. It doesn't matter your intention.
FW: I....I'm sorry............but you know I loved her once....I do still...and yet I did that to her....for you....
She looks like she's about to cry. Eco looks at her, then looks away, and back again.
Eco: I know your motives were pure, Fire. Just...look, I need to think about this, okay? Can you please go to your locker room? I'll...I'll come get you when I've decided what we need to do about this.
Firewoman gets to her feet, without a word, and goes to her room, closing the door softly.
Tyt: Okay...NOW can we rewind it?
Eco: Please....
Tyt: Seven deadly sins...nice gimmick...hasn't OOWF done it before?
Eco: Probably, but I don't remember now. I just...I need to think.
Tyt: Well....I don't think there's any question where her loyalties lie.
Eco looks at Tytan and nods.
Eco: Still....we can't have her rampaging through five more people...at least...not without some control...get rid of the ninja cam....I have to think.
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Post by BookerShark on Mar 11, 2011 16:27:01 GMT -5
(Tytan is lifting on the bench press when Dr Podvod enters and watches him.)
Dr. P: Impressive. You have gotten much stronger since I last got to work with you.
Tytan: (racking the weights back up) Thanks, it's all about the training.
Dr. P: And you haven't done anything to enhance your abilities.
Tytan: Nope been doing it the old fashion way.
Dr. P: (handing him a towel and smiling) Just know if you ever want the "old stuff" let me know.
Tytan: I will. (smiles back) So, did you see what Fire did to Davin?
Dr. P: Yes, I did that is going to slow him down quiet a bit.
Tytan: Nothing like gaining a little advantage.
Dr.P : Just like he did on you, let someone else do the dirty work and you get the reward.
Tytan: (Thinking) An eye for an eye.
Dr.P: Then when will it stop.
Tytan: It will stop when we have finally saved the OOWF from the sins that have been brought to it. This was Juni's creation at one time. All I am doing is helping a Father save its child from going down the wrong path.
Dr. P: So you agree with Eco.
Tytan: Yes.
Dr. P: So you agree with the means he is doing this in.
Tytan: The end justifies the means. Sometimes you have to fight the Devil with it's own weapons.
Dr. P: (taking it in.) I see.
Tytan: Look Diana, maybe you need to spend a little more time with Juni and understand where he is coming from.
Dr. P: Maybe I do. I also want to make sure you are someplace that is good for you. (She grabs his hand.)
Tytan: Thanks, but now after what I have seen Firewoman do to those that were once her friend.
Dr. P: It was pretty harsh.
Tytan: But they deserved it for the crimes they did to her. That did to the family.
Dr. P: And you belie that.
Tytan: Yes, and now come Mayhem I will get the title that Davin stole from me and Trinity will become the power that we are suppose to be. Then we can save the OOWF from the sins that plague it.
Dr. P: And a new age will begin.
Tytan: Now you are beginning to see the truth.
Dr.P :And the truth will set you free.
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Post by BookerShark on Mar 11, 2011 16:27:36 GMT -5
~~ Fade into a plush looking television interview set. Production people are scrambling around tending to last minute details. ~~
The CBS Evening News Katie Couric walks in and takes her seat on one of the couches. She reviews her notes ~~
Production Assistant: Ms. Couric, one minute.
CENKC: Thank you Jordan. (He leaves) Wow. I can't believe I'm doing this again. It's been so long. I wonder if he'll remember me?
~~ Cheesy theme music plays, she sits upright and smiles for the camera ~~
CENKC: Good evening. I am here tonight to speak with two legends of Sports Entertainment. They are the most decorated and successful tag team in OOWF history. Whether it's as Cowboy Up, Phantos & Lucios, Chad Madison & Zane Myers have reached levels of success unparalleled by their peers. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, The Texpress
~~ "God Blessed Texas" fires up as Chad & Zane head to the set, the small studio audience cheering loudly. The camera pans the crowd to spot several "I love You Chad" signs and one woman who rips open her shirt to reveal "Marry Me Cowboy" written across her breasts. Security rushes in, as the topless woman runs on stage and tries to hug Chad. In a flurry of motion, Katie Couric intercepts her, hits a swift kick to the gut, and tosses her into one of the cameras. Zane, Chad, Security, and the crowd look on in stunned silence. ~~
CENKC: I’ve taken some women’s self-defense classes
Chad: Good thing to know.
CENKC: (Taking her seat and smoothing her skirt) Well, that was an interesting start to the day. Chad, Zane, you find yourselves currently in a brutal feud with Moosehead jack & Stank, whose sole motivation seems to be to keep you from the OOWF World Tag Team Championships. Why do you think they have targeted you?
Chad: Well beautiful, that’s tough to say. Who can really say what goes on inside the mind of a lunatic like John Quinn? He’s been after me ever since Firewoman asked him to take it easy on me. Ever since, it’s been backstage beat downs and broken noses. The man is plain Jane insane.
Zane: What’s even more difficult to figure is Lucas Mann, Stank. He’s always been such a take-charge type, a leader. He led Drink & Destroy for years. He was the catalyst in the formation of the Five. Yet here, he is playing the part of a lackey, a hired hand. He might not like us, but he certainly hasn’t been the driving force behind this feud like Moose has been. CENKC: Both men have been part of legendary tag teams. Is it possible they want to keep your legacy from outshining theirs?
Zane: That’s possible. Stank has been a Tag Team Champion now 7 times. Moose has 5 runs to his name. Drink & Destroy and kz are two of the most legendary teams this company. They have legit claims to being two of the best.
Chad: But they will never be The Best. We have all the records. More Championships, longer reigns. No matter how much they try, they will never Measure Up to The Texpress
CENKC: Nice job there of working in the catchphrase. Promology 101
Chad: Thank you ma’am (tips his hat) that’s not all I’m good at
Zane: Enough. What people need to see is this, Moose and Stank have set their sights on destruction in the past, and have come up short. Concrete TG…. Still standing. Drink & Destroy…. Still standing and winning Championships. Rick Scaia…. Still standing and running this company. For all their big talk and cowardly actions, the fact remains they simply don’t follow through with their promises.
Chad: And this will be no different. No matter what they throw at us, we will keep swinging.
CENKC: (loud whisper to Chad) Swinging? That’s new
Zane: Oy Vey.
CENKC: You mentioned Rick Scaia earlier. It is no secret you have had difficulty dealing with him. Why do you think he steadfastly refuses to give you a rematch for the Tag Team Championships?
Zane: He’s an idiot. Even before I attacked him this past summer, he has been antagonistic towards us almost since we got here. I have no idea what goes through his mind sometimes.
Chad: I mean think about it. We sided WITH him against L.J. Bennett’s crew, despite him stripping us of the Championships for a stupid no-decision before that. We lost to Tytan & Wrath and never got a true rematch. We lose to Moose & Stank and don’t get a rematch. But he books teams to chase us for Months until they beat us. And teams that actually Deserve repeated shots? Sent packing down the card.
Zane: But the one thing that will never change is this. We will never stop out quest to be the best. That’s why we are here instead of Lone Star Wrestling, Double Trouble Wrestling, or The PHWF, despite their repeated offers.
Chad: We want to compete against the best. Hawaii’ans, Drink & Destroy, Boardwalk Saints, Crusher & Miss Blue, even Eric & Larson. There is a ton of talent in the tag ranks right now. They all are battling each other to get to the top. And once we dispatch of Moose and Stank for good, whenever that is, rest assured, we will be reclaiming our rightful place in the Tag Team Division. As Champions
CENKC: I think that’s all the time we have for now. Guys, it’s been a real pl…
~~ She is cut off by Moosehead Jack & Stank as they rush the set and knock over both couches. Moose pounces on Chad and wails on him, Stank grabbing Zane and tossing him into the scared-shitless crowd. Zane catches Stank as he jumps down on him and drops him on the stairs. The crowd parts like the Red Sea, Zane finds a cane left behind by a spectator and begins to strike Stank with it.
On the Stage, Chad has gotten to his feet and he and Moose are going punch for punch with each other. Two security guards show up, Moose knocks one out with one punch, Chad follows suit with the other. Suddenly, the lights go out
Everyone: (Silence)
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And the lights re-appear, we see Katie just off stage with her hand on a large breaker switch ~~
CENKC: ENOUGH
~~ Her outburst stuns all 4 combatants just long enough for a couple dozen more security guards to flood the scene and pull everyone apart.
Fade ~~
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Post by BookerShark on Mar 11, 2011 16:31:15 GMT -5
Stank and Moosehead Jack are on a plane to San Marcos after their recent "excursion." Both are showing a fee bruises, Moose with a black eye. As Moose looks out the window, Stank is on his lap top, looking at who knows what since we can't see the screen. Suddenly there's a *bloop bloop*.
S: Who the hell?
Stank moves the cursor a bit.
S: Ah, hell, it's you.
Familiar Voice: Hiya Stankie!
S: Surprised you're even allowed to use a computer little girl.
FV: I'm assuming Uncle Moose is there with you?
Moose's attention is caught by hearing "Uncle Moose."
S: You know what they say about assuming.
FV: I'm usually right?
S: Yeah, yeah, this time.
FV: Well, lemme talk to him, d'uh!
Stank hands his laptop to Moose and we can now see the screen. We now see Selena in the chat window.
MHJ: Hello, Mouse.
Sa-T: Sold out??? Really???
MHJ: Ah, I see Omar has told you of our little conversation at the airport.
Sa-T: He didn't have to. OOWF-TV is Channel 987 on our cable here.
MHJ: Well then. I stand by my comment.
Sa-T: Yeah, yeah, yeah. The dreaded "Them." You really think Omar does anything he doesn't wanna do? Trust me.
Moose grins at Selena using his catch phrase.
MHJ: He teamed with Darling. I will never understand...
Sa-T: What I'll never understand is why you didn't.
MHJ: Pardon me?
Sa-T: So you hate Alex. So what? I think he's a huge tool, but ya know what? He's being a stand-up dude. Firewoman is his wife. YOUR sister. So why aren't you pissed?
MHJ: I am pissed. But I'm not sure Eco is the greater of two evils.
Selena is quiet for a few minutes. She looks dumbfounded (weird, huh?)
Sa-T: I...I don't know what to say, John.
Moose bristles at her calling him "John."
MHJ: I wouldn't expect you to understand, Selena.
Sa-T: Not understand love? Maybe it's you that doesn't understand. You can be as mean and violent and um, meaner but there's gotta be some balance. Like the yin-yang.
MHJ: You've been listening to Poe too long.
Sa-T: Why, 'cuz he gets it? He gets that sometimes, for some people you gotta put your feelings aside and do what's right? What if it was your wife?
Stank tries not to chuckle, which draws a look from Moose.
Sa-T: Wait, have you ever even had a girlfriend?
MHJ: Selena, I'm not in the mood to be preached to. I have enjoyed our little chat.
Sa-T: Oh, wait, by the way...
Selena laughs a little bit.
Sa-T: Check out Stankie's screen name. It's "StankaliciousLucas."
Selena laughs harder as Moose looks at Stank.
S: Hey, shut up. What's yours? "BloodandRespect666"?
Sa-T: Hey, is that taken?!
MHJ: Mouse, I appreciate your concern. But it is not of your concern.
Sa-T: I'm starting to think I'm one of the very few people in this world that care about you. One of them is somehow being brainwashed. Think about that. Namaste, Moosey.
MHJ: Namaste, Mouse.
Selena clicks off the chat. Moose hands the laptop back to Stank.
MHJ: Thanks for that...
S: Don't say it.
MHJ: Stankalicious.
S: Just for that, I might let Chad kick your sorry ass.
Both Stank and Moose break out into laughter as we...
*fade*
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Post by BookerShark on Mar 11, 2011 16:31:50 GMT -5
J-P Sparxx enters the arena with Jewel by his side and his Onslaught Championship belt over his shoulder. He comes n the door, looks around, and gets pissed.
J-PS: Yo! Monkeys on da truck! Do what I told yas!
J-P and Jewel walk out the door. "Gangsta'a Paradise" starts to play as J-P and Jewel come back in the door. J-P struts into the arena with Jewel swaying her hips so much she'll break 'em if not careful. As people watch the scene, J-P raises his belt for all the techies to see.
He then sees something and lowers his shades. He smiles at what he sees and walks up to Chris Evans talking to a SFJ.
J-PS: Beat it bitch, I gots ta talk to ma partnuh here.
CE: What do you want J-P?
J-PS: oh, oh, wait. My bad. You not ma partnuh dis week. Yoos my opponent, ya dig?
Evans straightens up and stares down J-P.
CE: That's right. I am. At least we know the belt's staying in GFY...don't we? Partner?
J-P stares back at Evans, then laughs.
J-PS: Baby, did ya hear dat?
J-P and Jewel both laugh.
J-PS: Wow, bro, you think you can beat me? Oks, I get it. Ya got too much fat in dat brain o yurs. Boy, you need to get laid, son, knowwhatI'msayin'? I can prolly help ya with that, knowwhatI'msayin'? We can cross da borer, hit TJ. We may hafta pay to get ya laid, but I'm good for it. I'm da champ! Ya remember what that's like, right?
Evans is about to hit J-P when Samantha Darling-Moreland walks up.
SDM: Hey! What the hell is going on here?
CE: Nothing Sam. Just some trash talk.
SDM: davin's been in the hospital for a grand total of 24 hours and you two are at each other's throats. Stop it! Focus your energies on Sean Moore and Concrete! Oh, and J-P?
J-PS: Yeah, 'sup?
SDM: Lose the "Gangsta's Paradise." That's just lame.
Sam walks off. Evans is trying not to laugh.
J-PS: Hey, Sam, don't be hatin'!
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Post by BookerShark on Mar 11, 2011 16:32:40 GMT -5
*Stank and Moose are still on the plane about thirty minutes from landing in California. *
Stank - I have a beachfront condo in Encinatas. I'm thinking about heading out there once we land.
MHJ - Have fun.
Stank - I think you should come with.
MHJ - No thanks.
Stank - It's a beautiful drive from San Diego to Encinatas... help you clear your head.
MHJ - I like my head the way it is.
Stank - I know.
*Silence reigns for the next 5 minutes.*
Stank - It's just... I don't think you've really considered... what's happening with your sister.
MHJ - Oh?
Stank - I can't say I care for it one bit.
*Moose turns his head and gives Stank a look, begging the question.*
Stank - You know what I'm talking about.
MHJ - Could you be more specific?
Stank - Ecosystem.
MHJ - What about him?
Stank - I don't know what kind of voodoo bullshit he's been pulling lately but it doesn't sit right with me.
MHJ - Don't we have our hands full enough with Texpress?
Stank - You know me... I consider all the angles. I always look at the big picture. Texpress doesn't concern me.
MHJ - But Juni does?
Stank - It's not really Juni so much as his influence over your sister... his little mind game with me in the not too distant past... and then there's you.
MHJ - Me?
Stank - You've been hearing voices.
MHJ - One voice. I'm no Randy Orton.
Stank - Who is it? Is it Juni?
MHJ - We've been down this road Stank.
Stank - I just want to be sure you don't end up like your sister.
MHJ - No thank you. White robes make me look fat.
Stank - Gotdamnit Moose I'm serious!
MHJ - Really? Cause it sounds like a joke to me.
Stank - I think you should consider what Omar said about Lisa. She ain't the same. She ain't right. No more Fire in that woman... just ice. You should be more pissed off about this! She ain't MY sister... at least not by blood. The Firewoman I got to know over the past year... I LIKED that Firewoman. This new one... ain't her!
MHJ - I don't know about that. She stabbed Davin in the knee.
Stank - And normally that would make me smile... I ain't smiling.
MHJ - You're right.
Stank - ...
MHJ - You're not her brother... I am. You think you know her better than me?
Stank - Moose...
*Stank throws his hands up in the air in surrender.*
Stank - It's fucked up... all of it... I'm just saying.
MHJ - ... .... Why did you join The Five?
Stank - You know why.
MHJ - Humor me.
Stank - ... ... LD approached me about joining, I thought about it, then I found out you and Lisa were siblings. It made sense for me to join. We were going to blow up the OOWF... change it forever... It needed to be done and we were the only five who could do it.
MHJ - And we accomplished that.
Stank - Sure... what are you getting at?
MHJ - You never know where things might lead. One little strand of red hair on a barbed wire baseball bat and it solidifies your resolve to turn your back on everything you believed in to take on a different set of beliefs.
Stank - Two things, One: True, when I found out you and Fire were siblings I knew the two of you united would be a force to be reckoned with... but the keyword there is united... something you two are not currently. Two: My beliefs with Drink & Destroy did not change when I joined The Five.
MHJ - Fine... but my point is you don't know fully what's happening with my sister, and it could very well lead to something better for her. Hell, it already has separated her from that fuckwit, Darling.
Stank - Yeah... but I say she never would have ended up with Alex if wasn't for Juni.
MHJ - What?
Stank - Think about it cause I have. Juni had been working his particular brand of salvation craziness in her for months before she married Alex. You think in absence of Eco's influence, she would have ever considered speaking to the man who kidnapped and tortured both her AND her brother? Let alone marrying the prick?
MHJ -
Stank - We should have never allowed Eco to get anywhere near her. We thought him ultimately ineffectual. He wasn't a concern. We were wrong. I'm convinced your sister would still be World Champion today if not for Juni and his rhetoric.
MHJ -
Stank - Well?
MHJ - Well what?
*Stank stares at Moose and a few seconds later he turns his attention back to his laptop.*
Stank - Nothing.
*Moose and Stank continue to sit in silence as the camera fades.*
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Post by BookerShark on Mar 11, 2011 16:33:25 GMT -5
*Davin Moreland is CRUTCHING~! on one crutch with a very heavily wrapped knee with some gauze poking out either side as he goes by Ric's, where Shawn Johnson and Moonbeam are, let's say, doing macrame. It doesn't matter what they're doing, because they see Davin and rush up to him*
OGMSJ: Davin!
SFJ420: Davin, man, is everything ok?
DM: *quietly* Do I look ok?
SFJ420: Ok, dumb question.
OGMSJ: I think she means, is it serious? Like, are you going to be able to wrestle?
*Davin ignores the question and heads into the locker room, flanked by the other two. They all sit down. The girls stare at Davin, expecting him to talk. And he does, half-mumbling, half-rambling*
DM: I mean...it's not like she fractured the kneecap...uh...she grazed the ACL and MCL...that should heal on its own...hurts...uh...man, she knew exactly what she was doing...umm...yeah...I'll wrestle Wednesday...whatever...it's not supposed to get....you know...worse or whatever...so...yeah...that's it right?
OGMSJ: How long are you going to have the crutch?
DM: Until I can put weight on my leg, I guess...I dunno...I can work through it probably...umm...I've worked through worse.
SFJ420: Like what?
DM: I was hit by a fucking train.
SFJ420: Oh yeah...like, totally sorry, dude.
*A minute or so of silence passes. Moonbeam pops back in, very quietly*
SFJ420: Um, Davin man?
DM: What?
SFJ420: Um...is that the same knee...
DM: That I blew out 12 years ago? Yeah..uh...it's the same one...looks like they did a good job on the reconstruction...*he smiles weakly*
OGMSJ: Davin?
DM: Yeah..
OGMSJ: Where's Samantha?
***OOC: At this time I would like to apologize for no-selling portions of Sparky's promo. It's my fault. He wasn't aware. If you're a continuity stickler, let's say Samantha teleported into the arena for the express purpose of being in the J-P Sparxx promo, and then teleported back to the house. It was a really good promo, too. Anyway - IC:***
DM: Home...uh...she's gonna...stay...there for...um...for the foreseeable future...I can't let her...uh...be put in harm's way...while being here with me...so...she's gonna be doing that...
SFJ420: She's a tough girl, Davin. She can handle herself. Besides, it's not like we all haven't been through attacks before. You should have her come back, man.
DM: NO!...um...sorry...uh...no...she's not going to be around...ok?
OGMSJ: But Moony's right. It's not like we haven't dealt with bullshit like this before. Besides, he's just a g-
SFJ420: Don't.
OGMSJ: Sorry.
DM: Things are different now...ok?...things are different...it's...uh...not the same circumstances...
SFJ420: Dude, how are they different?
DM: Moony...they just are...my decision is...uh...final or whatever...
OGMSJ: Sparxx and Chris want to see you.
DM: Tomorrow...I can't right now...ok?
SFJ420: *cutting Shawn off before she can speak* Yeah man, we get it. You want us to take off too?
DM: I...uh...just need a couple hours...I gotta-
SFJ420: Dude, it's like totally ok, man. We'll be back in a while. C'mon Shawn.
*They both leave. Davin sighs and stares at nothing for a second before reaching for his phone and holding down the 2. We get lucky, because we get SPLIT-SCREEN!*
DM: Hi honey.
SDM: DAVIN! Are you ok?
DM: Um...more or less...sure...ok enough, you know?
SDM: I...guess. You going to wrestle at Mayhem? I'm sure Rick will let you beg off. I mean, it's a legitimate injury.
DM: *sighs* I, uh...wrestle, Samantha...that's...that's what I do...if I'm capable of getting in the ring...I will.
SDM: God Davin. Don't be stupid, ok? If you can't go Wednesday, for the love of God, don't. Ok?
DM: *rolls his eyes* Fine.
SDM: Promise?
DM: Sure.
SDM: No. Really.
DM: Fine...no...I can't promise shit.
SDM: So fucking stubborn. I don't want a gimp for a husband, dammit.
DM: Did you...get...uh...checked out?
SDM: Don't change the fucking subject.
DM: Um...too late...did you...get checked out by the doctor when you got home?
SDM: Yes.
DM: ...
SDM: ...
DM: And?
SDM: And I'm fine. Everything's fine. Life is wonderful.
DM: Really fine?...uh...I mean...you're not bullshitting me...right?
SDM: Davin. Everything is FUCKING FINE! I'M FINE! Other than I have to sit here on my ass all day instead of being with you. How long am I grounded for?
DM: Until you...uh...think about what you did.
SDM: Funny. What am I supposed to do here, anyway?
DM: Um...bake me a pie.
SDM: Fuck off. You're such an asshole.
DM: Yeah.
SDM: ...
DM: ...
SDM: Ok, what in the BLUE FUCK is wrong with you? You're talking like you've got marbles in your fucking mouth. FUCK! I'm gonna fly out there and-
DM: NO!
SDM: Ugh. FINE. Then you tell me what's wrong, Davin.
DM: ...
SDM: ...
DM: ...
SDM: Any fucking time, honey.
DM: Just trying to...think...uh...how to put it...
SDM: God, I don't fucking care anymore. Just let the words mumble the fuck out. It HAS to be less painful than listening to the rest of this bullshit.
DM: Ok. Fine. I'm...uh...I don't have any answers, Sammy.
SDM: Huh?
DM: I don't know the questions. I don't have the answers. I don't know what I'm supposed to do next...um...if I'm supposed to be doing anything...or everything...or...I just don't know what I'm supposed to do. I mean...Eco was my friend, you know? And Lisa...well...I don't want to get into that.
SDM: She is a FUCKING PSYCHO just like her brother.
DM: And your brother.
SDM: Ass.
DM: And me.
SDM: YOU TAKE PILLS, ASSHOLE!
DM: Its...uh...it's more...I think. There's...um...more to the story there...there has to be...I mean...like...she could have killed me.
SDM: Damned straight she could have killed you. Fucking psycho.
DM: That's...uh...not what I mean...I mean she COULD have killed me...but she didn't. She could have done a lot worse...and didn't.
SDM: I think stabbing your fucking KNEE is pretty bad. And it was THAT knee. She knew damn well which knee it was. Fucking psycho.
DM: Sammy?
SDM: What?
DM:...what should I do? I mean...this is the first time...um...I can remember...I don't know what to fucking do...I'm all over the place...
SDM: Pour yourself a stiff drink. Take two of the pills in the top drawer. DON'T TAKE MORE THAN TWO. Then pass out. We'll figure something out tomorrow.
DM: Um...ok, honey.
SDM: Ok. I'll call you tomorrow morning. Love you, babe.
DM: Love you too.
*Davin clicks the phone off, grabs his crutch, and hobbles over to the bottle of Jameson's*
*fade*
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Post by BookerShark on Mar 11, 2011 16:34:06 GMT -5
(Tytan walks into the Gym where Eco and Firewoman are training.)
Eco: Tytan, coming to join us.
Tytan: Actually came to talk to Firewoman.
Eco: Go right ahead then.
Tytan: Actually alone. I have something I need to get off of my chest.
(Firewoman looks and Eco unsure)
Eco: It's okay he is part of this family. I will be right outside.
(Eco leaves.)
Tytan: Look I saw what you did to Davin.
Firewoman: (Smiles) And.
Tytan: And I just wanted to say good work.
Firewoman: Thank you, I hoped you would like it.
(The tension breaks)
Tytan: That was some nice knife work.
Firewoman: I could teach it to you some time, if Sensai will let me.
Tytan: That would be cool. I also wanted to tell you that I now know where your loyalty lies and when you need it I got your back.
Firewoman: (Smiles and is very pleased with herself.) It might be sooner then later.
Tytan: I'll be ready. Now, I better go before Juni begins to wonder.
(He walks out and sees a Smiling Ecosystem smiling at him.)
FADE
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Post by BookerShark on Mar 11, 2011 16:34:22 GMT -5
Danny Taylor and Outback Jack are sitting on the plane, Jack deep into a story about why Wallabies don't make for good birthday presents, when DVD walks up.
DVD: Looks like it's a weak off for you Danny.
DDT nods his head in agreement.
DVD: Wrong.
Both DDT and OBJ shoot DVD a questioning look.
OBJ: You don't think I can handle this on my own mate?
DVD: No, you misunderstand me, I know you can handle your own Jack, but this is an opportunity for Danny to learn by watching. Just because he's not in the match, doesn't mean he can't better his performance from an up close view.
OBJ: What about the other Hawaiian?
DVD: I'll keep my eye on that one, they try anything funny, and I'll have Danny on em so fast their Hawaiian heads won't ever stop spinning.
Danny makes the outline of a woman with his hands. DVD's eyes narrow, his mood growing cold.
DVD: Well, I guess if something happens to her, it's just business, nothing personal.
With that DVD gets up and moves away down the aisle.
OBJ: This week keep an eye on what I do, but maybe keep an eye on him as well.
Danny nods in agreement.
FADE
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