OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Pasos De Los Toros, Uruguay
REGICIDE vs. THE ITALIAN HELLION & THE RUSSIAN DREAMSICLEThe Italian Hellion and The Russian Dreamsicle are in the ring awaiting their opponents. Coco Nutt is wandering around ringside. Welcome to the Job Squad boys. “Frontline” hits as the new team of Tytan and LD Williams, more commonly known as Regicide, enter the arena and make their way to the ring. Angelo Barros is your referee. The Hellion and LD Williams will start us off.
The Italian Hellion immediately curls his arm up, showing the Rattler to intimidate LD Williams. Yeah that’ll work. Williams lays him out with a punch to the jaw. The Hellion slides back to his corner holding his jaw. He looks like he wants to cry. He reaches up and tags in the Russian Dreamsicle. He approaches LD and they tie up. Dreamsicle backs LD into a neutral corner. He starts to back away slowly as Barros counts, then blasts LD with a hard right. LD wasn’t expecting it so he’s a bit rocked. The Dreamsicle grabs LD’s arm and whips him to the opposite corner, charging behind him. LD moves away after slamming into the turnbuckle causing the Dreamsicle to crash into the turnbuckle chest first. As the Dreamsicle backs out in pain, LD turns him around, kicks him in the stomach and plants the big man with a DDT.
LD decides to take the opportunity to tag in Tytan. The big man stalks the Dreamsicle as he stumbles to his feet. Tytan pushes him back into the corner hard. He then plants three shoulders into the Dreamsicle’s stomach as Barros counts. Tytan tells Barros to shut up and then uses his shoulder to lift the Dreamsicle to the top turnbuckle. Tytan gives him a stiff right for good measure. Tytan climbs up a turnbuckle, obviously climbing for a superplex, but the Dreamsicle starts to fight. He gives Tytan a few good rights, causing Tytan to climb back down. The Dreamsicle then rolls off the top, looking for a sunset flip, but Tytan’s too strong and holds on to his legs. Tytan turns him around and plants the Dreamsicle with an Alabama Slam.
The Hellion is leaning over the ropes reaching for the Dreamsicle and shouting obscenities in Italian at Tytan. Tytan gives him the universal signal for “up yours”. Tytan goes back to stalking the Dreamsicle. He’s about to stomp on him when the Dreamsicle pushes Tytans foot away, spinning him a bit. The Dreamsicle lunges at the back of Tytan’s leg and chop blocks him. Tytan crumbles to the mat as the Dreamsicle starts to crawl towards the Hellion.
After a few moments, Tytan is getting back to his feet and the Dreamsicle lunges for the hot tag and gets it. The Hellion comes in screaming and charges Tytan. Tytan gets his balance and RELEASE THE KRAKEN! Tytan turns the Hellion inside out. The Hellion is clearly dead.
Tytan hobbles over to LD and tags him in. LD comes in slowly and stands over the prone Hellion. LD shakes his head, pulls him up, hooks the arms and plants him with the Angel’s Wings. The Hellions feet seem to kick involuntarily as he lays face down on the mat. The Dreamsicle starts to come back in, but is immediately met by a charging Tytan. They exchange fists as LD pulls the Hellion up again. Barros has lost all authority, but oh well.
LD drops the Hellion’s head down and gives the signal for the Canadian Destroyer. Tytan has the Dreamsicle reeling in the corner. LD hits the CANADIAN DESTROYER on the Hellion as Coco screams from the outside. LD is about to cover when Tytan yells for him. Tytan then picks the Dreamsicle up and holds him as LD hits the rope and nails him with the EXECUTIONER’S SONG.
Both the Italian Hellion and the Russian Dreamsicle are out, flat on their backs. LD goes back to the Hellion. Both LD and Tytan place their foot on the chest of their opponents. Barros counts. 1….2….3.
WINNER via pin fall at 8:27…Regicide!
FIREWOMAN vs. EL LOBO SANGRIENTO vs. ALEXANDER DARLING – Onslaught Rules, Winner Gets a PPV Onslaught Championship ShotOur three-way dance for the onslaught match begins with El Lobo Sangriento making his way to the ring. The newcomer bounds down with energy and high fiving people as he goes. The lights go down to a single spot at "There can be only one" plays over the speaker, and Alexander Darling appears to his music as well. Down the ramp he goes to cheers. Finally, the new agey music starts and white lights bathe the arena, as Firewoman appears to a mix of cheers and boos. She heads to the ring also, and then meets Darling and ELS at center ring. Out of habit, the two ROH graduates shake hands, and then they shake ELS hands. Small crowd pop at this, and Fall Rivers Own Angelo Barros goes over the Onslaught championship rules. They all nod, and you wouldn't know that two of the three are married as they all three have their game face on. Barros calls for the bell and we're off!
The three circle each other, and look from one to the other. Alexander gives Firewoman a wink, she gives him a smile, and they immediately turn on Lobo, as anyone with half a brain could have predicted. They grab each of his arms and throw him into the ropes. He bounces back and Fire hits a drop toe hold, while Alex has hit the opposite ropes and flies out, dropping an elbow on ELS's back. They get to a stand, clasp hands and then do a double drop. The indie wanker fans cheer and Fire and Alex play to them a little bit, as ELS gets to his feet, slowly. Fire and Alex turn and grab his arms again, tossing him to the ropes, for more of the same? Nope, because this time Lobo is ready and knocks them both down with double clotheslines, drawing his own indy cheers. Fire is the first one up, being way tougher than Alex, and she and Lobo lock up. They go through the sequence of indie arm and wrist locks. Fire has Lobo in a wrist lock, but he hits his shoulder twice and they reverse it. Now Fire's arm is all twisted, which brings Alex in to break up. Of course, in doing so, he attacks Fire's arm, so she retreats, grabbing her elbow. Lobo turns around and starts trading punches with him, backing Alex into the corner. He Irish whips Alex into the far corner and then follows in with a splash. Alex bounces out and Lobo follows up with a DDT, and rolls him over for the pin...one...two...NO! Firewoman breaks it up. Lobo turns and grabs her sore arm and uses that to whip her into the ropes. He goes to the opposite ropes and then comes toward her with a lariat, but she ducks it and back body drops him over the side to the floor. Fire turns and looks at Alexander, and the two of them smile.
What follows is an indie clinic of OMG~!WORKRATE! Darling picks her up for scoop slam, but Fire rolls out of the way when he hits the corner and goes for a splash. As he sells the bad landing, she goes to ropes hits Best Firesault Ever, but has to land on her feet as he moves and gets to his feet as well. He hits the ropes and as she turns around he hits an enziguiri, and then goes for the pin ... one...two...NO! Fire gets a shoulder up and Alexander backs off. He grabs her bad arm, getting it behind her in hammer lock, but she rotates out of it and head butts him in the often-broken nose. He drops her arm and his hands instinctively fly to his face, as she tries to stifle a laugh. He glares at her as she flaps with her arms, like a bird. Alexander glares at her, and then nods, as in "Okay...you got me." Then he starts ...cheerleading? Obviously a reference to one of Fire's earlier involuntary entrances. Fire puts her hands on her hips in anger, as he laughs, and leads the crowd in a cheer of 'Give me an F! Give me and I! Give me an R! Give me an E! What's that spell?" And the crowd responds. Clearly, Alexander missed his calling, and when this wrestling gig dries up....but I digress. Fire is not amused, and shoves him hard, spinning him around. He smiles, turns back around and shoves her back. And is no longer smiling. It is now officially on, and the OMG~! WORKRATE of rope work, high spots, and the occasional head drop continues. Firewoman goes up top and jumps, hitting a hurricanrana on Darling, sending him flying. Firewoman again goes up top but is pulled down by LOBO! Remember him? Firewoman hits the outside of the apron hard, and Lobo climbs to the top turnbuckle. Darling recovers and hits the corner, monkey flipping Lobo out of the corner across the ring. He starts for him, until he sees....
PSYKLE! Psykle comes down the ramp with a head full of steam, and he's heading straight for Firewoman, who is holding her arm and the back of her head, not paying attention. He comes up behind Fire, grabs her by the hair, and throws her into the ring. Barros turns and sees Psykle standing there, but since he didn't see what happened before he doesn't call anything. Alexander did though, and is less than thrilled, and hits the ropes for a suicide dive right onto Psykle. Lobo sees his opportunity and grabs a confused Fire and gets her in a Boston crab! Lobo cranks down on it as Darling and Psykle brawl outside the ring. Firewoman's flexibility is her strength, but Lobo really wants this title shot. The hold continues and Firewoman refuses to give up. Lobo adjusts a little and that's all the space Fire needs, as she ducks a shoulder, twists, and is able to roll Lobo into a small package. Lobo kicks out easily, shoving her away toward the ropes. She pulls herself up by the ropes and sees Alex brawling and starts to yell at him, but Lobo attacks and gets her in a school girl roll up! Barros starts the count...one...two...THREE!
WINNER in 15:44 – El Lobo Sangriento
ECOSYSTEM vs. MATT FOLZ – Winner Gets a PPV Intercontinental Title Shot“Battle without Honor or Humanity” blasts over the PA System as Matt Folz emerges from the back. Folz is met with a chorus of boos as he smirks and thrusts his fist in the air. There are a few signs here and there in support of Folz—that’s the tricky thing about being a hated heel who got your title stolen from you. Matt steps between the ropes, and hits them a couple times to get ready.
PA: I know who you are…the leader of lost souls…
“Immortal” by Adema plays over the PA system as the CEO, Junichiro “Ecosystem” Muyo, steps out from behind the curtains in a shower of red, white and blue fireworks. He is wearing a long golden robe over his trunks, with the back titled “Greatest Wrestler EVER!” He is still carrying his fake title with his face on it over his shoulder, with a microphone in his hands.
Eco: More fireworks! More! Again! (The fireworks shoot again.) All hail the Champion-In-Exile…JUNICHIRO MUYO!
The audience boos the obvious irony as more fireworks blast and Ecosystem walks slowly into the ring and through the ropes as Folz keeps his glare fixed. The referee calls for the bell, but as Folz moves in, Eco puts his hand out and his microphone up.
Eco: One second, my fine employee. For the benefit of those with flash photography, first.
Placing his belt down, Ecosystem climbs up atop the second rope and slowly begins to remove his robe with his left hand as he raises the microphone with his right.
Eco: Paso de los Toros, mira con atencion al Mejor Luchador, the Greatest Wrestler in all of the history of—GAK!
Matt Folz jumps up behind Eco and locks him in a Tazmission hold, falling back and dropping them both to the mat. Eco flops around for like, four seconds before tapping out.
WINNER in 0:25 by submission…Matt Folz!
Matt Folz’s hand is raised by the referee as he releases. Eco rolls out of the ring, grabbing his microphone.
Eco: RESTART THE MATCH!
Referee: No! You just tapped—
Eco: I am your boss, and I am ordering you to RESTART THE MATCH!
The referee calls for the bell once more. Eco slides into the ring and charges at Matt Folz wildly—Folz catches him with a drop toehold! Folz bridges over…STF! Eco is in the middle of the ring…he taps!
WINNER AGAIN in 0:20 by submission…Matt Folz!
Folz releases again for another hand raise, as Eco rolls out of the ring throwing a temper tantrum. He grabs his belt and microphone.
Eco: NO! We’re going to do this again, but this time, it’ll be No Holds Barred, and it’ll be also—
Stan Fulton comes out atop the ramp, Intercontinental Championship in toe, looking down on Eco.
Eco: —you know what? You know what? …Another time.
Ecosystem storms up the ramp, glaring at Fulton as he walks out, Fulton looking back down to the ring at Matt Folz, who makes the “I Want The Belt” symbol as Fulton nods.
J-P SPARXX vs. PSYKLE vs. DARIUS PRENTISS – Winner Gets a PPV World Heavyweight Title ShotDarius Prentiss is announced first, and he and his valet maker their way to the ring to a chorus of boos. Darius ignores them and enters the ring. Psykle is announced next and makes his way to the ring accompanied by Genius IQ. Boos also rain down at them, and one crowd member can be heard to scream "You suck". Psykle looks to be starting to get angry, but IQ puts a hand on his arm calming him down. Finally JP Sparxx is announced. Jewel and Sparxx show up on the stage to a loud ovation. Sparxx looks momentarily stunned by it before smiling. He and Jewel head to the ring, pausing momentarily to bump knuckles with some fans wearing the new JP Sparxx future GOAT t-shirt (available at OOWFshop.com, buy it or we will kill your cat!).
The ref goes over some last minute rules, and calls for the bell. Sparxx looks back and forth between the two, shrugs his shoulders and rushes in for the attack. A quick forearm shot rocks Darius, and a follow up spinning back kick catches Psykle unaware. Prentiss tries to charge in at Sparxx, but JP nails a drop toe hold. This results in Prentiss head butting Psykle right in the crotch. The big man is stunned and retreats to a corner to catch his breath. JP grabs Darius in a front face lock, which turns out to be a mistake. Prentiss draws on his MMA experience, and escapes the hold spinning around into a waist lock and taking Sparxx down. Darius locks in an arm bar, and Sparxx is in pain. Suddenly the massive leg of Psykle drops across Prentiss breaking the hold. Psykle lifts Sparxx up in a gorilla press, and dumps him outside the ring.
Psykle turns around and catches a low dropkick that drops him to one knee. Darius follows up with several rapid fire elbows to the head. The first couple only seem to irritate Psykle, but by the fifth he is visibly pissed. Psykle catches Darius's arm and pulls him over with a deep arm drag. Psykle attempts to follow that up with a straight right punch to the prone head of Prentiss. Darius dodges by inches and quickly rolls to his feet. Prentiss bounces off the ropes, and Psykle goes for the clothesline. Darius ducks it, but as he rebounds off the opposite side, Psykle crushes him with a big boot. The big man lifts him up and crushes him with a jackhammer suplex. Psykle covers
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Th...No Prentiss's valet pulls his foot under the rope in time to break up the count. Psykle looks at the ref with a look of pure hate. Sparxx meanwhile has recovered and comes off the ropes with a springboard cross body block attempt. Psykle catches him and lifts him up into the gorilla press position again. This time Sparxx wiggles out of it and drops to his feet. JP takes off towards the ropes with Psykle in hot pursuit. Meanwhile Prentiss has used the ropes to pull himself to his feet, when suddenly JP baseball slides through his legs and out of the ring. Darius turns around and eats a massive spear from the charging Psykle. Psykle lifts up Prentiss and plants him with a massive power bomb. Psykle maintains the hold and plants Prentiss again. Psykle covers
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Th..No this time Darius's valet jumps onto the apron distracting the ref. Psykle has had enough and snaps. He rushes over and shoves Darius's valet to the ground. Psykle then grabs the ref and shoves him into a corner, the rage building on his face. Suddenly Sparxx rushes back in the ring. He hooks the distracted Psykle's leg and dumps him over the top rope. With a standing leap, Sparxx clears the surprised ref and lands on the top rope. JP launches off into a 450 splash that crushes the still prone Prentiss. He makes the cover, and the ref makes the count
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Three. Psykle slides into the ring a moment too late to break up the count.
WINNER in 13:15 via pin fall JP Sparxx
Sparxx slides out of the ring and is joined by Jewel as they head up the ramp to cheers. In the ring Psykle snaps and starts to beat on Prentiss. The ref tries to stop him, and ends up having his head nearly removed by a clothesline. IQ takes this opportunity to enter the ring and calm Psykle before anymore carnage can ensue.
THE BRASS KNUCKLE KINGS vs. THE FLYIN HAWAIIANS – OOWF World Tag Team Title ShotIt’s time for tag team main event action here in the OOWF as the Hawaiians get their mandatory title match as a reward for winning the best-of-7 series with Texpress last month. The champs are nothing, if not resilient in keeping the OOWF gold around their waists and they’ll have to be on top of their game this week to push back against the challenges. The music hits for both teams and we are about to get underway here and even before we start, we already see one advantage the champs are going to have as Noelani is going have to deal with a gigantic group on the other side of the ring representing SUPREME.
Bryce and Kai are going to start us off here tonight as Davis Hightower calls for the bell and we get a collar-and-elbow tie up to start us off. Kai and Bryce jockey for position as they make their way around the ring and it’s Bryce getting the advantage as he pushes Kai into a corner. Hightower calls for a clean break, but as Bryce slowly pulls away, he nails a slap to Kai. Kai’s about to explode out of the corner, but Hightower steps between the two and reprimands Bryce for the illegal action. Back to the center of the ring and we get another tie up and once again Bryce gets the advantage as Hightower calls for another break. And once again Bryce goes for the slap, but this time Kai sees it coming and spins Bryce around and starts lighting up Larson’s chest with knife hand chops. Eric tries to come in from behind, but Aina meets him and sends him to the opposite corner and both Hawaiians do the facey 10 punch count in the corner bit. Eric and Bryce stumble out of the corner and are met with stereo bulldogs. Big crowd pop for that as the FH get back to their feet and Aina sends Eric all the way to the floor. Kai whips Bryce into their corner and we get some quick tags between the brothers as they isolate Larson in their corner.
Aina in the ring and he takes BL down with a snap mare followed by a stiff kick to Larson’s back. Aina quickly rolls Larson to his feet and goes for a suplex, but Bryce is able to wiggle out and land on his feet, and just as Aina turns to face Larson, he’s caught with a quick poke to the eye and Bryce is able to make the tag. Eric is in and he takes Aina down with a hard clothesline. And once Larson gets recovered a bit, the BKK get to what they do best and that’s cheating and cutting off the ring behind the ref’s back. Very good old school MNX-type wrestling here from Eric and Bryce as they slowly begins to wear down Aina. Eric is in and he’s got a MAIN EVENT ARMBAR locked in as the crowd is beginning to get restless. Kai and Noelani are trying to get the crowd into it to give Aina the extra adrenaline to make the tag. And it looks like it is working as Aina fights back to his feet with a few well-placed elbows to Eric’s gut that gives him some separation. He’s about to roll into his corner to make the tag when Larson comes in and distracts Hightower just as the tag is made. Kai is in and he’s on fire with punches to Eric’s dome but before he makes any real traction, Hightower turns around and gets Kai out of the ring since he didn’t see the tag. The BKK use the distraction to drag Aina into the corner and they get to work once again. Eric tags Bryce in who hits a slingshot plancha on Aina and makes the cover…
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No, Aina gets a leg over the bottom rope. Bryce stays on the offensive now as he lifts Aina up and nails a TWISTING SLINGSHOT SUPLEX. Larson showboats for a few seconds too long as his next cover again gets two. A tag brings Eric back into the match and he drags Aina to his feet before whipping him hard into the corner. Eric looks to follow Aina in, but Aina gets his feet up and sends Eric staggering back to the center of the ring. Larson tries to come over and hold Aina in place, but he gets nailed with a PELE KICK and Larson falls off the apron. Eric charges once again, but Aina slides through Eric’s feet and dives into his corner and we get the HOT TAG to Kai.
Kai is en fuego when he nails Eric with a dropkick, not once, not twice, but thrice times. He finishes the third just as Larson slides back into the ring, but Kai drags him to his feet, TOSS-UP SAMOAN DROP. Aina’s slowly getting back to his feet as well to get back in on the action as well and he starts slugging it out with Eric. Kai lifts Larson up and looks for be going for a Death Valley Driver, but Larson fights back with some knees that staggers Kai. Larson charges just as Kai turns and Kai hits a big body drop that sends Larson crashing into Eric. The reigning champion Kings are in serious trouble. Aina helps Eric reintroduce himself to a few members of SUPREME as he sends him flying over the top rope. Hawaiians looking to isolate Larson and put this match away. Aina lifts Bryce up and nails a backbreaker as Kai climbs the ropes. Aina holds Larson over his leg as Kai leaps…HAWAIIAN DROPPER and Larson’s head is almost taken off. Kai makes the cover…
And no count is made because Maria has jumped up onto the apron and is distracting Hightower with her Playboy spread. That infuriates Noelani who walks around and drags Maria off the apron and we have a CATFIGHT on the outside. Hightower trying to get control of things on that side of the ring that he doesn’t notice Lauren Phoenix sliding the brass knuckles onto Eric’s hand. He slides back in the ring and swings at Aina, but Aina ducks and plants Eric with a DDT. Aina notices the brass knucks on Eric’s hand and reaches down to take them off, but he’s spun around by Larson…GOLDEN PUNCH. Where did Larson get that pair of knuckles from? Larson kicks Aina out of the ring and as soon as Kai turns around from trying to get Hightower to pay attention, he gets nailed with the knuckles as well first from Bryce and that spins him right into another GOLDEN PUNCH from Eric. Before he falls to the mat, Eric holds him and nails the SMACKDOWN. Hightower finally turns around and gets Eric out of the ring, but it’s already too late as Kai is unconscious now. Larson quickly hooks Kai up and rolls him over…CATTLE MUTILATION. Hightower gets down to check on Kai and sees him already passed out, he lifts the arm…
Once…
Twice…
And Three times…….
The champs steal another win. Someone has to do something about this sooner or later, but tonight…
WINNERS in 17:48…and STILL OOWF World Tag Team Champions, Eric O’Mac & Bryce Larson; The Brass Knuckle Kings.
STANK vs. CHRIS EVANS vs. STAN FULTON – Champions ShowcaseOOWF Onslaught Champion Chris Evans is first to the ring, accompanied by Supreme’s entourage. The crowd makes their displeasure known, and Evans drinks it in, mocking them in return. He stops and looks at the Shiny Trophy on the timekeeper’s table, and buffs an imaginary spot off of it before rolling into the ring. He poses with his title, and immediately gets into an argument with referee Davis Hightower, who’s insisting that the entourage return to the back. When Hightower makes it clear he’ll toss the whole match if he has to, Evans relents. OOWF Intercontinental Champion Crusher Fulton is out next, and receives a pretty warm reaction from the crowd, as well as a sarcastic golf clap from Evans. He makes his way to the ring, ignoring the Shiny Trophy, and holds his title high before warming up in his corner. Finally, OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Stank enters the arena, to a mixed but mostly positive reaction. Stank strolls to ringside and holds up his title before handing it to a ring attendant and rolling into the ring. Hightower calls the three men to the middle of the ring and gives them their instructions, and then sends them to their corners and calls for the bell.
Three-way stare down to start. Stank and Fulton exchange a glance and Stank steps back, gesturing for him to take the first shot at Evans. Fulton moves in for a lock up, but Evans skips back and ducks between the ropes, yelling at Hightower to keep Fulton back. Crusher backs off and Evans taunts him, daring him to try another lock up. Fulton moves back in, and again Evans ducks between the ropes. This time, when Fulton backs off, Evans turns around into a wall of Stank, who grabs him by the throat and tosses him to Crusher. Fulton fields Evans and KILLS him with a belly-to-belly suplex in one fluid motion. He hooks the leg, but Stank drops a leg across the back of his head to break it up at one. Fulton rolls to his feet and glares at Stank, who smiles and shrugs.
Evans rolls to his feet and pegs the big men with a split-legged dropkick as they turn around. Evans hits the ropes and nails Fulton with a running knee to the head as he gets up, and then goes back to the ropes and flings himself at Stank. Stank snags him out of the air in a body slam position. He tries to turn it into a Black Hole Slam, but Evans reverses it into a crucifix and takes Stank to the mat for a one count. Stank kicks out and gets to his knees. Evans is up and throws a kick at Stank’s head, but Stank ducks it. Before Evans can recover Fulton grabs him from behind and drives him into the mat with a belly-to-back suplex. Fulton makes a cover, but sees Stank bounce off the ropes and rolls out of the way of a big splash, He goes to the ropes himself and hits a splash on Stank while he’s on top of Evans. Hightower decides to call that a cover and reaches two before Stank rolls them both off. Evans crawls across the mat and drags himself under the ropes, dropping to the floor.
Inside the ring, Stank and Fulton get to their feet. Crusher throws a punch, and Stank responds in kind. Stank slips a punch and sends Fulton to the ropes. Fulton ducks a clothesline and comes back with a shoulder block. Stank doesn’t budge. At Stank’s urging, Fulton hits the ropes and tries it again. This time Stank slides back half-a-step, but shows no other reaction. Stank decides to show him how it’s done and goes to the ropes. He slams into Crusher, who teeters, but stays on his feet - until Stank scoops him up and slams him! Stank lumbers to the ropes, looking for the Stankonia 2.0, but Evans hops onto the apron and low bridges him, sending Stank to the floor. Evans waits for Fulton to get up and springboards off the top rope to level him with a clothesline. He rolls to his feet and stomps on Fulton, and then drops to his knees on his shoulders and starts hammering him in the face until Hightower hauls him off. Evans argues with the ref, and then turns and dropkicks the kneeling Fulton in the side of the head. The blow staggers Fulton, but doesn’t knock him down. Evans lines him up and goes for the Eye of the Storm but Fulton catches it. Evans leaps and brings the other leg around, kicking Fulton in the head. Fulton folds up, dropping to his knees and falling to the mat. Evans turns to sprint for the ropes - but runs right into Stank. Stank grabs him by the throat with both hands, but Evans, seeing that Hightower is busy checking on Fulton, drives a hard kick into Stank’s nether regions. Stank sags, and Evans claps his hands over his ears. He goes to the ropes and slams Stank’s face into the mat with a bulldog. He covers, but Fulton drags him off at two.
Fulton gets to his feet, pulling Evans with him. He slings the Onslaught Champion into the corner and follows him in with an avalanche. Evans stumbles forward and Crusher knees him in the stomach and lifts him for a power bomb. Evans starts firing punches at the top of the move, so Fulton drives him forward and slams him into the turnbuckles. Fulton whips Evans across the ring and right into Stank, who’s gotten to his knees, Stank spears Evans and gets to his feet - just in time to eat a clothesline from Crusher. Fulton pulls Stank up and hammers on him with forearms, and then sends him to the ropes. Back body drop by Fulton, and Evans just manages to roll away in time to avoid being squashed. Fulton grabs Stank as he gets up and sends him into the corner. He ducks his head and charges into the corner, driving his shoulder into Stank’s midsection. He follows that up with a DDT and climbs onto the second turnbuckle. He leaps - The Crusher - NO! Stank gets his knees up! Fulton bounces off, and Evans comes out of nowhere with the Olympic Strike. Fulton tumbles into the ropes and falls out of the ring. Stank lies on the mat, clutching his bad knee - Fulton’s impact can’t have done it any favors. Evans dives on him and covers, hooking Stank’s injured leg. Hightower counts One…Two…Fulton reaches in and drags Evans out to the floor. As soon as his feet touch Evans throws his elbow back, driving it into Fulton’s throat. He grabs Crusher’s head and slams his face into the apron. The big man responds by doing the same thing to Evans. Evans throws a punch, Fulton responds in kind, and they’re off and brawling.
Inside the ring, Stank gets slowly to his feet. He notes Hightower’s count is at four and takes a moment to shake some life back into his leg. He gets up a head of steam, hits the far ropes - Suicide Dive! Stank plows into Evans and Fulton and everyone hits the ringside barrier. Hightower re-starts his count, and Fulton is the first to respond, rolling into the ring at four. He watches his opponents until eight, and then changes his mind and goes back out, grabbing Evans and stuffing him into the ring. He drags him up and lifts him for a suplex - Jackhammer! Fulton hooks the leg and Hightower counts One…Two…Stank breaks it up just in time with an elbow to the back of Crusher’s head. He drags Fulton to his feet and hauls him onto his shoulders - Stank-U! But Evans nails Stank with a super kick mid move! Fulton hits the mat awkwardly, and Stank is knocked off balance. Evans hops over the ropes onto the apron, and then springs off the top rope and hits a missile dropkick to the back of Stank’s head, riding him down and driving his face into the mat. He rolls the World Champion over and covers, and Hightower counts One…Two…Fulton lunges, but gets there too late…Three!
WINNER, in 24:36, OOWF Onslaught Champion Chris Evans
After the match: Evans rolls out of the ring and grabs his title, sweeping the other champions’ belts onto the floor in the process. He backs up the aisle, holding the Onslaught Title in one hand and the shiny trophy in the other. Inside the ring, Crusher helps Stank to his feet, and the two big men glare up the aisle at Evans as the rest of Supreme and their entourage pour out of the back to congratulate him.
RUN DLP vs. DRINK & DESTROY – OOWF Campeonas de Trios Title Match“Alcohaulin” Ass plays and the four members of Drink & Destroy make their way through the crowd to the ring. The crowd roars their approval as the four of them climb the turnbuckles and salute the fans of Uruguay. “Walk This Way” plays and the OOWF Campeonas de Trios champions Texpress and Davin Moreland make their way to the ring to an equally raucous ovation from the fans. Chad Madison, Zane Myers and Davin Moreland make it to the ring and walk to the center and extend their hands. Chad and Zane willingly, Davin slightly more reluctantly. Drink and Destroy shake hands with Texpress, but all four look at Davin suspiciously, but shake his hand anyway because they are faces, and that is what faces do. Davin and Zane leave the ring, as do Danny and DH. DVD steps out of the ring, the referee calls for the bell and we are underway!
Chad and Jack circle and lock up, Chad snaps Jack to the mat with an arm drag, but Jack pops right back up and catches Chad with a kick to the gut as he charges in. Jack bounds off the ropes and grabs Chad’s head and slams it back to the mat. Jack then runs the ropes and tries a knee drop, but Chad moves out of the way and Jack slams into the mat. Chad spins to his feet and catches Jack with a spinning front kick to the jaw that sends him to the mat. Chad runs to the ropes and springs off the middle rope and tries a moonsault, but Jack moves out of the way. Chad lands on his feet and Jack springs up and tries a right cross, but Chad ducks it, catches Jack and lifts him for an atomic drop.
Jack staggers, Chad grabs his arm and wrings it, then tags in Zane. Zane comes into the ring and drops an elbow across Jack’s outstretched arm, then grabs him and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a snap power slam for a two count on the rebound. Zane pulls Jack to his feet and shoves him into the corner and charges in for a clothesline, but Jack gets a knee up catching Zane on the jaw. As Zane staggers away, Jack climbs to the middle rope and leaps, dropping Zane with a flying bulldog. Jack doesn’t cover, instead he reaches out and tags in DH Magnusson.
Jack pulls Zane to his feet and sends him to the ropes and drops to the mat, as Zane rebounds and steps over him, DH bounces off the opposite ropes and PASTES Zane on the jaw with a clubbing clothesline. DH covers Zane, but Myers kicks out at two. DH pulls him to his feet and hooks him for a suplex, but Zane slips over DH’s shoulder and drops him with a Scorpion Death Drop and covers for a two count. Zane gets to his feet and waits for DH to stand up, then catches him with a drop kick to the jaw sending him into the ropes. Zane pulls DH off the ropes and whips him across the ring, catches him on the rebound and plants him with a Samoan drop then tags in Davin.
Davin climbs to the middle rope and drops an elbow across DH’s chest and covers, but Magnusson kicks out at two. Davin pushes DH into the corner and sets him on the top rope and climbs up for a superplex, but DH blocks it and sends Davin to the mat with a head butt between the eyes. Davin staggers around and DH drops him with a double axe handle to the back of the head. DH pulls Davin to the D&D corner and tags in Danny Taylor. Taylor and Magnusson hook Davin and lift him in a double suplex, and keep him up there for a long time before falling back to the mat. Danny floats over and covers, but Davin kicks out at two.
Danny pulls Davin to his feet and tries a whip, but Davin stops him with a scientific poke to the eyes. Davin calls for a boot and Zane gets one up, he slams Taylor’s head into Zane’s boot, and tags in Zane. As Taylor staggers to the middle of the ring, Zane launches himself into the ring and takes Danny to the mat with a flying shoulder block. Zane tags in Chad who climbs to the top rope. As Taylor gets to his feet, Chad tries a flying cross body, but Taylor catches him and power slams him to the mat. Taylor gets to his feet and waits for Chad to stand up, locks him in a full nelson, then lifts him and DRIVES him to the mat! Danny covers, but Chad kicks out at two.
Taylor sends Chad to the ropes and catches him with a pendulum backbreaker and keeps him across his knee and stretches him out for a bit, then lifts him, walks to the D&D corner, drops him across his knee again and tags in Jack. Jack climbs to the middle rope and leaps, dropping a knee across Chad’s chest, driving him to the mat. Jack covers, but Chad kicks out at two. Jack pulls Chad to his feet, grabs him in a bear hug and hits a northern lights suplex with a bridge for another two count. Jack pulls Chad up once again and sends him to the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Chad ducks it and puts on the breaks and nails Jack with a Pele kick to the top of the head! Jack staggers around the ring and Chad leaps toward his corner and tags in Davin Moreland, Davin comes in and as Jack is trying to clear the cobwebs, Davin charges and hits a FLYING REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER! Davin rolls Jack over and covers, hooking his leg hard and gets the one, two, THREE out of nowhere!
WINNERS in 19:49 – and STILL OOWF Campeonas de Trios Champions – Run DLP
After the match Davin, Chad and Zane celebrate, Jack gets to his feet and the rest of Drink and Destroy stand in the ring. There is a brief moment of tension as all six men go nose to nose, but it is quickly broken with handshakes of mutual respect. Drink and Destroy slip out of the ring and leave through the crowd, much to the crowd’s delight. Chad, Davin and Zane linger for a moment, then Chad and Zane leave the ring and grab their titles. Before Davin can leave the ring, the lights blink off for a moment, and when they come back on, MOOSEHEAD JACK is in the ring! He is standing behind Davin with Happy DethBat III. Davin turns around and Moose swings and NAILS Davin right in the face with the bat! Davin collapses to the mat and Moose repeatedly brings the bat down on his head before Chad and Zane get back into the ring. Moose bails and grins maniacally as he backs up the ramp. Inside the ring, Davin tries to get to his feet, but he is on rubber legs, he may well have a concussion from the bat shot, and he is pouring blood from a nasty gash above his eye. Davin slumps to the mat and the camera pans back to Moose standing at the top of the ramp looking at the fresh blood on HDBIII, laughing maniacally.
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