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Post by mooseheadjack on Jun 12, 2008 19:35:52 GMT -5
MidWeek Mayhem Live! From Okotoks, Alberta Canada
Ross: Folks welcome to another edition of OOWF MidWeek Mayhem! Tonight we are coming to you LIVE from Okotoks, Alberta Canada! Razz, as always, we have a great show tonight! Razz: No question about that, we have the first match in a best of seven series between Chris Alt and Hardbody Harris! That should be a classic! Ross: WE also have Canadian getting what is rumored to be his final OOWF title shot for the foreseeable future! Can Niles do that? Razz: You wouldn’t think so, but it seems he has. We have a massive four way dance for the tag titles, Capslock and Stank have to fight off 3Piece Set, the Team From Down Under and The Establishment! Ross: Well Razz, we could spend all night talking about the matches, so let’s get started with our first match, it’s a battle of the bizarre as Seraph faces GimmickMan. Razz: Seraph I kind of get, but what is with GimmickMan all of the sudden? This guy has certainly gone off the deep end.
SERAPH vs. GIMMICKMAN
Seraph comes to the ring first, his normal calm, serene self, not a trace of emotion is seen. As he waits in the ring, Firechild’s old music fires up. Seraph cocks his head in curiosity (we assume) and waits, out comes…GimmickMan, dressed just like the Firechild of old. GM has FC’s mannerisms down to a tee, but he also wears an expressionless look on his face. They meet in the center of the ring, and a lengthy stare down ensues. Seraph slowly circles the ring, GM doesn’t move from the spot. Finally they lock up Seraph grabs a side head lock, then quickly goes behind and reverses it to a hammer lock. Seraph breaks GM’s knees down and then fall to the mat, Seraph maintains the hammer lock, and throws a few forearms to the back of GM’s head. GM just turns his head and grins; Seraph quickly breaks the hold and leaves the ring to clear his head. Inside, GM falls to one knee and spreads his arms in a crucifix pose and lowers his head, he stays like that, Seraph comes into the ring and GM doesn’t move. Seraph looks at GM, then looks at the ref, the ref shrugs. Not entirely sure what to do, Seraph is forced to attack; he throws a dropkick to GM’s face that sends him tumbling backward to the corner. GM pulls himself to his feet and Seraph charges in and traps him with a clothesline to the corner. Seraph grabs hold of GM and bulldogs him out of the corner to the middle of the ring. GM is down; Seraph stands above him just looking at him. As GM begins to stir, Seraph drops a leg across the back of his head, Seraph plants a knee into the small of GM’s back, grabs his feet and chin and rolls him back into a bow and arrow. GM doesn’t scream GM doesn’t show any kind of emotion. After several seconds of that, Seraph releases the hold and pulls GM to his feet, he whips him to the ropes and buries a knee in his mid section as he comes off. GM falls to his knees clutching at his mid section; Seraph unleashes a wicked kick to GM’s face that drops him to the mat. Seraph backs off for a moment and moves to the corner, he calms himself; the serene look and disposition come back. When GM gets off the mat, blood is trickling from his mouth and nose; from Seraph’s vantage point it appears that he has split open Firechild! For the first time Seraph looks visibly shaken. GM gives him a look of pity. Seraph charges out of the corner and levels him with a running forearm smash. Seraph pulls GM to his feet and drops him with the Propitiation. Seraph springs back to his feet and grabs GM’s legs and locks on the sharpshooter. Seraph torques GM’s back hoping for the quick submission, Seraph puts all his weight into it, leaning back as far as he can. Once again GM shows no emotion, no pain, he doesn’t tap, he just slowly passes out from the pain. The ref calls for the bell and raises Seraph’s hand. Seraph barely notices and leaves the ring and quickly heads to the back. WINNER in 8:49 Seraph
Ross: Wow! I have never seen Seraph shaken so much. Was that actual emotion that he showed tonight? Razz: It was something; I think the idea of locking up with his protégé Firechild spooked him a little. Good idea by GimmickMan, too bad he couldn’t use it to get a W. Ross: Wins have not been coming easily for GimmickMan lately. Razz: Our next match should be an interesting one, Dr. Murder faces Eric O’Mac, Murder promises a big surprise for everyone tonight, Ross, what is it? Ross: I have no idea Razz; no one has said a word to me. It would be a big boost to Murder’s career if he were able to get a win over Eric; it would go a long way toward getting him a title shot against Blackdragon Razz: That’s true, but Eric has such an experience advantage over Murder, that will be a tough feat to pull off.
DR. MURDER vs. ERIC O’MAC
Murder comes to the ring with a smug look on his face; he taunts the fans for a few minutes. Eric’s music hits, and he gets a mixed response, the fans aren’t quite sure if they are supposed to cheer or boo him against Murder. As Eric gets in the ring, Murder grabs a mic and SPEAKS!:
Ok Eric, since I kind of respect you, I am willing to offer you this ONE TIME ONLY a “get out of the hospital free” pass. All you have to do is leave the ring, head to the back, and give me the count out win. It’s your decision, you either walk out of here on your own power, or if you stay, you WILL leave on a stretcher. Whaddya say?
Eric seems to ponder the offer for a moment, then moves toward the corner where the steps are. He pauses for a moment, then like a cat, he leaps to the top rope and springs off with a missile drop kick that connects with Murder’s jaw and sends him flying out of the ring. As Murder is trying to regroup on the outside, EOM springs off the ropes and nails Murder with a perfect suicide dive over the top rope. Eric keeps up the advantage slamming Murder’s head into the guard rail and bouncing it off the apron. Eric rolls Murder back into the ring and tries a Rolling Thunder, but Murder gets his knees up. As EOM rolls around on the mat in agony, Murder gets to his feet and puts the boots to him. Murder pulls EOM to his feet, goes behind and kills him with a release belly to back suplex. Murder stalks EOM waiting for him to get to his feet, as soon as he does, Murder charges with a clothesline, but Eric ducks the move and hits him with a spin kick to the mouth. Both men are down the ref starts the ten count. Murder gets to his feet first, as he staggers over to pull Eric up, EOM sweeps his feet, Murder falls flat on his back, EOM grabs his legs and rolls through and gets a two count. Eric springs to his feet and grabs Murder from behind and lifts him in a reverse vertical suplex, dropping him on his chest and face. Eric rolls him over and gets another two count. Eric senses his advantage and climbs the ropes for the five star frog splash. Murder pulls the ref in front of him and feigns injury. With EOM on the top rope, he never sees Mikey Styner come down to ringside. Styner gets on the apron and shoves EOM off the top rope. EOM flies off the top rope and lands jaw first on the guard rail. Mikey grabs a chair and slams it across EOM’s face. Eric falls to the floor in obvious pain; Mikey finishes him off with a monstrous splash on the floor, then shoots EOM back into the ring. EOM is coughing up blood. Murder scoops him up and hits the DOA and makes the cover, the ref counts three WINNER in 11:11 Dr. Murder
After the match Mikey and Murder celebrate in the ring and put the boots to EOM some more. Before they can do any more damage, LD Williams and Moosehead Jack run into the ring with chairs and chase them away. After a few minutes EOM gets to his feet and leaves the ring with the others, but in obvious pain.
Ross: What on earth! Mikey Styner has aligned himself with Dr. Murder? Why would he do something like that? Razz: Well, there is strength in numbers, and after Styner was beat down by Attitude Adjuster and Johnny Adrenaline maybe he realized he needs someone to watch his back. Ross: That may well be, it certainly seems like there is strength in numbers here in the OOWF, I do know this, Eric O’Mac is not going to take this lightly, he will be out for blood, I hope Murder and Styner know what they have gotten themselves into. Razz: Time will tell Ross, time will tell. Hey, let’s talk about our next match. Folks are still talking about the wCw cage match against the Devil’s Brigade, but I don’t think SoulDragon and Mercury are very impressed. Ross: No, not at all, as far as I know this is the first meeting between these two teams, Dragon and Mercury have shown more aggression lately, this should be an excellent test for both teams.
SOULDRAGON & MERCURY vs. WCW
SoulDragon and Mercury make their way to the ring; Merc is jawing away as he struts his way down the entrance ramp. wCw’s music hits and the crowd goes nuts. Wilder, who seems to be in need of some serious amounts of Ritalin, is bouncing off the fricking walls and Westgaard is business as usual, but has a bit of a smirk on his face just to let you know he is having some fun. JW and SD start off. SD attempting to get at JW with quick kicks and punches but is quickly put to the mat with a corkscrew leg whip takedown into the wCw corner. Quick tag to wilder hit hits an Eddie Guerrero style senton upon entering the ring. TW kicks away at SD, and bends over to pull him to his feet, SD hits a poke to the eye and begin to pelt TW with very quick tajiri-style kicks. SD bounds off the ropes and attempts a neck breaker but TW is thinking the same thing and both men are down and struggling to get to their corner. SD makes it to Merc first and he quickly cuts off TW to his corner and begins to put the boots to him. Tommy is the face in peril here ladies and gentlemen. Merc is beating on Tommy’s shoulders, head and neck and eventually Merc locks him in a sleeper hold. Just about when TW is going to catch some Z’s he nails JW nails Merc with a cross check, sending him out of the ring, and to the floor. JW is pummeling Merc on the floor and hits exclamation point DDT. Tommy makes it to his feet still a little groggy from the sleeper hold sees JW and Merc on the outside and begins to climb the turn buckle. JW sets Merc on the Swahili announce table. And out of nowhere SD nails JW with a chair as TW is flying through the air with a senton bomb on Merc through the table. JW is down and out from the chair shot and Merc lies on the shards of what used to be the Swahili announce table. TW rises to his feet and eats the business end of the steel chair being wielded by SD. SD rolls TW into the ring and locks on the School of Dragons. TW is out and the ref calls for the bell. WINNER in 8:14 – SoulDragon & Mercury
Ross: I would call that an upset victory Razz, but they had to use a chair to get the win! Razz: Not the cleanest win I will admit, but you gotta admit, that was a great match. Ross: It was a good match until the end, I am not so sure SoulDragon and Mercury could hang with the high flying wCw Razz: Well, hold on there Ross, SoulDragon and Mercury are beginning to jell as a team, once they get completely through their growing pains, mark my words, these two are going to be serious contenders to the titles. Ross: Razz, our next match, well honestly I don’t know what to make of it, it seems that none of the guys like each other in the least, and somehow Beast has been walking around with UnderDawg and Phil in a cargo net. Razz: Man, I can’t make heads or tails of it either; I mean why would Beast carry them around for so long? Why not just beat them down and be done with it? I honestly don’t understand the logic here Ross: Well understanding any one of these three men is an exercise in futility, they all certainly march to their own beat, that said, this should be one hell of a brawl. All three men are just as tough as can be, I have a feeling the ref is going to have a hard time with this one Razz: Ya think?
BEAST vs. PHIL vs. UNDERDAWG
UnderDawg’s music hits and we wait…and wait nothing. So they switch to Phil’s music, again we wait, and wait….nothing. Finally they play Beast’s music and he comes out to the ring carrying Phil and UnderDawg in the net slung over his shoulder. Beast is laughing maniacally as he makes his way to the ring. Beast tosses the net into the middle of the ring, then takes a few kicks at it catching Dawg and Phil in the face. After a few minutes of this, it’s almost as if you see the light bulb go on over Dawg and Phil’s heads, they are in a NET!! They both throw the net off and get to their feet. Phil goes after both guys and does pretty well at it. UnderDawg hits a side slam on Phil, then catches Beast charging in and nails him with one as well. UD poses for the fans and a double clothesline on UD by Phil and Beast sends all three men crashing to the floor. They brawl to the entrance, and Beast goes to clothesline UD, but goes crashing through the set instead! Back to ringside, as UD sends Phil into the turnbuckle. Beast is back into the mix now, and in a nice spot as Beast and UD suplex Phil through the Canadian announce table. The ref is begging for the wrestler to get into the ring, so Phil knocks him out cold! MORE brawling into the stands. As UD grabs a fans beer and tosses it at Phil who reacts violently to having fluid spilt on his body. They start to climb up the stands, as Beast and UnderDawg get very close to the electrical setup. UD goes for a choke slam, but Beast blocks. He sets up for a power bomb but UD reverses, back body dropping The Beast into the OOWF electrical setup! Whoever left all the equipment just sitting there has so explaining to do! Dawg sees Phil back in the ring and slowly makes his way into the ring as well. Beast looks out of it, and Johnny Adrenaline and Attitude Adjuster come out to help him back to the ring. In the ring UD has locked on a triangle choke on Phil, but the lack of oxygen doesn't seem to affect the big man. Beast is back in and breaks up the hold and tosses UD over the top. Johnny and Attitude see this and go for the kill, but the ref is out to pull the three men apart. Back in the ring, Phil has Beast in the corner and is chocking Beast with his foot. The ref is still trying to get Johnny and Attitude away from ringside as Phil picks up Beast and sets him up for the The Undead Astro Plunder Buster...but out of nowhere Niles is in the ring! Phil sees Niles and drops Beast. Niles tries to get out of the ring, but Phil has Niles by his neck! Phil goes for the chock slam, but The Beast hits Phil from behind. Niles rolls out of the ring as The Beast hits The BIG MONSTER HAMMER CLUB O'DEATH! Niles gets the refs attention, and the pin is academic. WINNER in 13:01 Beast
Ross: Good lord! That was one hell of a slobbernocker! Those three could probably spend the whole night pounding on each other, and what is it with interference from Niles and his crew, I am sure Beast is perfectly capable of winning a match on his own. Razz: Sure he is capable, but with a little help, he is guaranteed, see the difference there Ross? Ross: I see it, and it stinks, I am not shocked by their actions, they are nothing but a pack of jackals, they will take advantage of any situation and pounce on their prey, especially if they are injured or… Razz: And that is smart planning Ross, look you may not like it, but that is smart. Above all else you protect the guys who have your back that is why they have a pack mentality, anyone who tries to fight them one on one is going to suffer, there is just too many. Ross: And that is what makes me a bit uneasy Razz, Moosehead Jack and Niles have issues that is well known, it appears to me that people are starting to choose up sides, I am afraid of what might happen when someone finally makes the first move. Razz: Well when that happens, the blood will flow. Sort of like it did the last time Attitude Adjuster and Mikey Styner were face to face.
ATTITUDE ADJUSTER (w/Johnny Adrenaline) vs. MIKEY STYNER (w/Dr. Murder)
Before the match even starts, the ref throws Johnny and Murder out, sending them back to the back. Both protest, but when officials start to come to the ring, they both leave. Attitude Adjuster is out first, and here comes the big man. Styner stalls half way to the ring, and this turns out to be a huge mistake as Johnny Adrenaline is out behind him! He hit Styner in the back with a steal chair. The ref is out trying to get Johnny to go to the back, as Attitude Adjuster is in the ring laughing. Another chair shot, and Mikey has been busted wide open. More officials are out, as AA joins in on the beat down. Double A and Johnny pick up Styner and deliver a two man brain buster on the fat guy! Officials finally have pulled Johnny off of Mikey and Attitude rolls back in to the ring. The crowd showers Attitude with hatred as the ref helps Mikey up. Styner looks out of it, and somehow stumbles into the ring. Double A laughs and tells the ref to ask for the bell as he covers Styner. The bell rings and the ref goes for the count but Mikey kicks out at two! Attitude is beside himself and starts kicking away at the big mans head. It's no use though, as Styner is back to his feet! He tries to grab Double AA, but a thumb to the eye and then a sucker punch has the big man back down. Double A goes up top and tries for a double axe handle smash, but Styner gets the foot up. Double A is in the ropes, and the big man is back to his feet! A series of rights has AA back on the ropes. AA goes for a clotheslines, but Styner ducks and locks on a sleeper! Mikey Styner is using a wrestling move! Double A drops to a knee and Styner locks the hold on tighter. Attitude gets up to one knee, now both, but the big man has the move locked in tight. The ref grabs double A's arm...and Attitude Adjuster takes advantages and gives Styner a mule kick to the lower region! He picks up Styner, and the Attitude Adjustment ends the match. WINNER in 8:14 Attitude Adjuster
After the match Eric O’Mac hits the ring wit ha chair and starts beating the hell out of Mikey Styner with it, opening a nasty gash on his head. After several shots to the head and face, Styner rolls out of the ring and flees to the back. AA looks on approvingly at EOM’s work, applauding him the whole way. AA approaches Eric to congratulate him, Eric pauses, looks at AA’s outstretched hand, then takes the chair and tosses it at AA, of course AA catches it, and then Eric hits a VAN DAMINATOR! Sending the chair flying back into AA’s face. AA hits the mat, out! EOM sneers at him and leaves the ring.
Ross: Great win for AA, but after taking a Mac Attack will he even remember it? Razz: Well Eric and LD Williams both said their issues with Johnny and AA were not settled, I guess he proved that tonight, I think he also proved that Mikey Styner and Dr. Murder might have made a big mistake when they attacked him. Ross: Eric is like a tenacious bulldog, you have to kill him to get him to stop, and right now, I think Johnny and AA have too much on their plate to want to keep taunting Eric and Williams, that is something they should settle soon before it is too late. Razz: Do you really see that happening? Ross: No not really. What I do see is our next match up. The recently rehabilitated Firechild takes on the hard charging Uncle Entity. These two have met before, but it seems like Entity has really gotten under Firechild’s skin lately Razz: Although you’d never know it from looking at him, he’s just about as bad as Seraph with the serene looks and all, the guy is harder to read than a Greek phonebook! Ross: Be that as it may, Firechild certainly has to be wary of Entity, a loss here could propel one into a title shot against Thim, whenever he might come back, and a loss could send you to the bottom of the rankings.
UNCLE ENTITY (w/Jesse Garron) vs. FIRECHILD
Entity and Garron enter first and are showered with boos. They enter the ring and the arena is bathed in white light as Firechild makes his entrance. FC enters the ring and UE pounces on him, and the bell rings. UE is pounding a way with some serious punches to FC forcing him back into the corner. FC blocks a punch and reverses UE into the corner, throws a couple of punches and Irish whips UE across the ring. FC hits him with a stinger splash and followed by a hard DDT. FC covers but the count is stopped quickly when Garron puts UE’s foot on the ropes. FC methodically begins to work over UE back and neck with some high impact suplexes after a delayed vertical suplex FC goes for the cover again and again Garron gets UE’s foot on the ropes. FC shoots a piercing glare at Garron, who, in turn, gives FC the finger. FC goes for another suplex but UE fights out of it and nails FC with a clothesline. UE bounds off the ropes and drops an elbow across the throat of FC and covers. Kick out at 1 ½. UE kicks away at FC, picks him up and nails a short arm clothesline and locks in an arm bar. FC reaches for the ropes but Garron pulls them away when the ref isn’t looking. FC screams at the top of his lungs and fights out of the arm bar and to his feet only to be hit with a massive spine buster. UE covers but FC kicks out at 2. UE picks up FC for his Brain buster finisher, but FC wriggles free and locks UE in the D-TUNER!! UE looks as though he’s close to tapping out when Garron jumps up on the apron. FC immediately lets go and charges Garron, who jumps down. FC turns back around into another massive clothesline form UE that turns FC inside out. UE picks up FC dazed as hell and hits his Brain buster finisher for the pin. WINNER in 7:01 Uncle Entity
Ross: Good win for Entity, but I have a feeling had Garron not interfered, that one would have gone the other way. Razz: That may be, but Firechild still hasn’t mastered the art of restraint, I guess that is one of Seraph’s lessons still left to learn. Ross: It was still a helluva……what the hell?
<The Evil Wizard comes to the ring and grabs the mic>
so many days I have sat and watched this organization, once great and prosperous dwindle as the likes of Niles Anderson continue to dominate, a man not fit to shine my shoes! I am Morcar – the EVIL Wizard. I feed on the souls of the weak, I enjoy their pain. I do not wish to linger long here; my time is precious and is not spent idly! I have come to the OOWF for two reasons – the first is to take over each and every division, to take each and every title! But I will not do this alone; I am not a man to dirty my hands on peasants!
First, I introduce the lynchpin! The jewel in the crown, the man who will help me finally feat Niles Anderson, the man who will help me take his soul – Microplay!!!!!
There will be more to come – in time. Now you may ask why? Why would I gather the talent unto me, for what purpose? Well we WILL dominate the OOWF, with my leadership; all who decide to come under my tutelage will be dripping with gold. All that will come in good time. But there are two sides to my plan, that is but the first, and now, the other side of my plan – to oversee the final destruction of GimmickMan I shall make sure that he is blotted from the memories of all, a shadow of what former glory he did have.
But first – let’s get down to business, Microplay has a bug to squash…
MICROPLAY vs. MARK VANDER
Collar and elbow to start and MP over powers MV. Another lock up and MV snatches a head lock. MP punches him twice then sends him to the ropes before dropping him with a back elbow. He pulls MV up, but MV fires off a few elbows to the gut. In response, MP elbows him in the top of the head and knee lifts him in the jaw. MP boot chokes him in the corner before stepping back and driving his knee into MV’s face. Drags him out, but only gets a two. MP with the big body slam and a pair of elbow drops get him another two. As he addresses what he believes to be a slow count, MV rolls him up for a quick two, ducks a retaliatory clothesline and drops MP with a spinning heel kick. MP stands up only to get booted in the gut. Run up the ropes DDT gets MV another 2 count and finally MP slows things down by pulling MV’s tights and driving him head first into the second turnbuckle. MV staggers out into a back suplex and MP climbs up top. Axe handle to the top of the head connects and garners another two. MV fights back and manages to hit a head scissors and drop kick before getting a two count following a Lion Sault. MP recovers and back drops him to the outside, but MV lands on the apron and shoulders MP in the gut. Attempt at a sun set flip is derailed as MP nails MV with a shot to the face and MV tumbles to the floor. MP rolls out and whips him hard into the railing before driving him back first into the apron. He tosses MV back in knees him in the back twice before hitting a jumping back breaker. Arrogant cover gets him rolled up, but he manages to kick out at the last moment. MV peppers in a few stunning right hands, but eats canvas after missing a spring board cross body. MP locks in a Boston Crab to further torture the back. MV fights his way out and makes the ropes. He manages to kick MP away then trip into the ropes. Inside-to-the-outside leg drop connects and MV springs from the apron for a hurricarrana, but MP catches him and kills him with a power bomb. MP up top. SUPER SPLASH~!!! misses and MV gets a complicated roll up that involves hooking the bottom rope with his feet for the win. WINNER in 12:49 Mark Vander
After the match, Microplay gets to his feet and DESTROYS Vander with a clothesline as soon as he gets to his feet. Wizard makes it into the ring, while Microplay holds him, Wizard jabs Vander in the face with his cane a few times opening a nasty gash on Vander’s head. Microplay spins Vander, kicks him and hits a perfect pile driver. Both men wait, and as Vander slowly struggles to his feet, Wizard unleashes a fireball that flies right into Vander’s face. Missy rushes into the ring as Vander writhes in agony on the mat. Microplay and the Evil Wizard look satisfied with their work and head to the back.
Ross: MAH GAWD! We have resorted to throwing fire! That is heinous! Both of them should be suspended, barred from the OOWF! We don’t need that kind of garbage around here! Razz: Calm down Ross, it looks like Vander is getting to his feet, he’s not dead. Ross: That is hardly the point Razz! That is borderline criminal activity! Razz: Yeah, and there is NONE of THAT going on here in the OOWF is there Ross: Can you be serious for a minute? Razz: Look Ross, it wasn’t that bad, calm down already, think of the next match Ross: I have never seen Concrete in such a dark mood, I talked to him briefly earlier today and this man is just hell bent on destroying The Devil’s Brigade and Niles Anderson, he blames them for what happened to Semaj B, and honestly who can blame him. Razz: Well I know this darker side of Concrete must just thrill Moose, he has been trying to tap that dark side for the longest time….you don’t suppose? Ross: That Jack blew up Semaj, no I do not, I wouldn’t put much past that man, but murder is one of those things, I think he draws the line there, at least I hope so
MOOSEHEADJACK & CONCRETE TG vs. THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE
All pretense of this being an athletic competition are thrown head first out the window as CTG and MHJ slide in the ring and begin brawling with TBD. CTG controls TO at the onset and dumps him to the outside. MHJ and HC exchange rights until CTG clubs HC in the back of the head. Irish whip/double shoulder tackle combo put HC down and a recovered TO is immediately thrown back to the outside. CTG slides out after him and MHJ mounts HC and pounds away at him. TO sneaks in a low blow, then a stiff left haymaker, before ramming CTG’s head into the steel steps. Almost in the same instant, HC takes over on MHJ with a spine buster out of nowhere then staggers back and makes the tag. TO drops MHJ with a left hook then lands four elbows to the jaw before getting a two count. CTG is recovering on the outside so TO grabs the ref and tells him to check MHJ for weapons. HC drops to the floor and hot shots CTG into the barricade then plants with a front slam on the entrance ramp. MHJ gets a series of roll ups and pin attempts on TO for 2. TO rakes the eyes and tags in HC. MHJ trips him and punches him in the back of the head. Irish whip reversal and MHJ eats a big boot and a leg drop for 2. Quick tags between TO and HC keep MHJ off balance until he counters an HC slam into a spinning reverse DDT. MHJ crawls to his corner, but no CTG. TBD put the boots to him then signal for the 666~!!! but as HC picks MHJ up, TO takes a chair shot full in the face. Ref rings the bell immediately as a wild swing misses HC and impacts with the ref’s skull. HC shoulders his fallen comrade and dashes to the back CTG’s eyes coldly observe the exit. WINNERS by DQ in 4:29 The Devil’s Brigade
After a few seconds of staring, Jack and Concrete glance at each other and leave the ring and charge up the ramp. The Devil’s Brigade initially square for a fight, but then think better of it and head to the back. A camera man follows the action to the back, TDB are stopped in their tracks by Niles, Johnny, Beast and AA all wielding chairs. Before they can us them, Jack and Concrete catch up. With his boys trapped, Donovan Viper and Corax run into the mix as well, LD Williams and Eric O’Mac join the fray as well. We now have a tense stand off, all ten men are holding weapons, no one wants to make the first move. Niles and Jack lock eyes, Jack sneers and it explodes. Niles swings the chair at Concrete but Concrete avoids it and smacks the chair into Niles, Johnny and AA try to come to his help, but they are quickly stopped by LDW and EOM, Donovan Viper helps Concrete lay a beating on Niles, until Beast pulls him off, which leads the Devil’s Brigade and Corax to attack Beast, somewhere in the mix, UnderDawg attacked as well, nailing Beast with some hard shots to the head. As the melee erupts Jack just stands back and watches on one side, Niles somehow frees himself from a beating and escapes to the other side, once again Jack and Niles lock eyes, some threatening words are exchanged, then a mass of OOWF officials come in to break up the carnage.
Ross: See, that’s what I’m talking about! Thirteen men, THIRTEEN MEN! And they can’t even be in the same building as each other anymore! It is past ridiculous, Razz, you can literally cut the tension with a knife, things are about to explode around here Razz: That was something else I will admit that things are seemingly heading to the boiling point, but when? I will agree that when this finally does blow, man, the blood is gonna FLOW! Ross: It seems appropriate that two men smack dab in the middle of all of this are up next, Johnny Adrenaline and Donovan Viper face off one on one, I wonder what the odds are that this can remain a one on one match up with no outside interference. Razz: Well unless the ref stops things beforehand, I would say pretty remote.
JOHNNY ADRENALINE vs. DONOVAN VIPER
Adrenaline attacks Viper as rolls into the ring and the match begins right away. Stomps and brawling to start, and eventually JA kicks Viper to the outside. Pick up and drop by Adrenaline on the ring barrier, not one, not twice, but thrice. Viper is holding his chest. Adrenaline picks him up tries to whip him into the stairs, but it’s reversed and Johnny Knows Pain as the back-on-steel sound echoes throughout the arena. Viper picks him up and rolls him back into the ring. A few punches, Irish whip, and a power slam by Viper gets two. He propels himself off with the kick out into the ropes and back with a dropkick for another two. Adrenaline gets up, Viper goes for a kick, Adrenaline blocks it, spins him, and hits a nice looking clothesline to regain control of the match. Scoop slam and a rear naked choke follow, and the ref breaks that up at 5. Viper is coughing and Adrenaline uses this opportunity to come off the ropes. Drop toehold by Viper, and then he cinches in the Viper lock! Adrenaline’s head is almost snapping off as he frantically reaches for the ropes. After 30 seconds, JA looks done until somehow his left foot rests on the bottom rope by a toe and Viper has to break the hold. Viper picks him up and sets him on the middle rope, and looks to be setting up for a superplex, but an eye poke by Johnny leads to a tornado DDT! Both men are down. Adrenaline gets up first, but Viper is right with him and Adrenaline walks right into a DVD (and I’ll gladly christen the Donnie Viper Driver). Slow cover gets two. Viper picks Adrenaline up and goes for the Sidewinder DDT, but Johnny blocks it by falling to the mat and rolling out of the ring. He starts walking up the ramp and gives the “I’m outta here” motion with his arms. Viper, of course, doesn’t like that, so he chases him down and knocks him to the ground from behind. Whip into the barrier and it looks like this has turned into a classic brawl! Viper wraps a camera cord around JA’s neck, but Adrenaline escapes it by flipping him and Donnie over the barricade. Some guy in the crowd pinches Viper’s butt, distracting Viper enough that Adrenaline can nail him with a fan’s beer. Security holds everyone else back as Viper mounts Adrenaline and connects with Piston fire, but moments later JA returns the favor with some rights of his own. The ref, meanwhile, calls for the bell as Viper and Adrenaline brawl out of sight. WINNER – No Contest in 17:13
Ross: Well I cannot say I am all that surprised by that result. There is just too much pent up animosity between these men to expect clean finishes I suppose. Razz: Well that and neither Johnny nor Donnie are exactly known for adhering to the rule book, we knew it was going to be a brawl between two crafty veterans going in, and it certainly didn’t disappoint. I don’t think we have heard the last of this between them. Ross: Next up, another feud that I just don’t think will die anytime soon, Hellion and Corax. Razz: Well in all honesty, I think given his druthers, Corax would gladly walk away from it; Hellion is out for blood, and lots of it. Tonight they are locked together in a dog collar chain match! Who thinks of this stuff! Ross: I don’t know, but you really didn’t need to add anything to their matches to make them more brutal, this one is going to be hard to watch. And really, can you blame Hellion for being out for blood, Corax and The Devil’s Brigade tried to KILL him in the cage! Razz: Well, yeah there is THAT
CORAX vs. HELLION – Dog Collar Chain Match
The ref connects the chain to the collars and away we go. Corax tries to pull Hellion into him, and Hellion uses Corax's momentum to send him to the corner. Hellion attacks and hangs Corax with the chain they’re connected with. Corax fights and manages to get a hold of the ring apron and pull himself down. Corax is able to grab a chair before Hellion pulls him back up to the ring, but a vicious chair shot from Corax knocks Hellion back down. Corax drags Hellion around as he goes to the outside to bring a table into the ring. He sets it up and goes to pile driver Hellion through it, but he reverses and hits a modified vertibreaker through the table. Hellion is still half out of it though and can't make a cover. He picks up Corax and wraps 1/2 the chain around Corax's neck and starts pounding his head with the other half. the crowd counts along and gets to 7 before a low blow stops that. Corax gets to his feet, and borrowing from Donovan Viper, hits Hellion with a chain assisted death elbow! Corax picks up a bloodied Hellion and with an evil grin nails Hellion with the Gates of Hell! The crowd is in shock and Corax gloats before going for the cover...and only gets two! Corax is flipping out and waves to somebody in the back, and Donovan Viper comes out. Viper picks up Hellion, and they do a modified and chain assisted version of the Hart Attack! Hellion is bleeding badly as Viper goes to the outside for another table and Corax chokes him with the chain. Viper has the table set up when the lights go out! They come back on and UnderDawg is in the ring! The crowd goes nuts as UD picks up Viper and choke slams him to the outside! The Devil's Brigade is out, and UD flies over the top rope with a plancha! Corax looks at the outside in shock as Hellion attacks from behind. Hellion just starts pounding his fist into the side of Corax's head. He gets up and Hellion goes for a hurricarana but Corax blocks. He holds on to Hellions leg and locks on The Trickster's Trap! Corax has the chain wrapped around Hellions knee. Hellion is screaming in pain as blood drips down his face! Corax tries to tighten the chain, but this gives Hellion some slack and he reaches the ropes. Corax won't break the hold, but Hellion grabs the apron and lunges to the outside, sending both men to the floor. The replays show Corax's head going crushing into the guardrail. Both men struggle back into the ring, and out of no where Hellion hits Corax with the Gates of Hell! He doesn't go for the cover though, as he picks up Hellion and hits The Gates Of Hell again! He goes for the cover, but changes his mind and hit The Gates Of Hell a third time! Corax looks completely out of it, but instead of going for the pin, Hellion wraps the chain around Corax's leg and locks on The Trickster's Trap! Corax is not moving at all, and the ref has seen enough and calls for the bell as Hellion beats Corax with Corax's own submission finisher! WINNER in 18:51 Hellion
After the match, Corax frees himself from the chain and attacks Hellion from behind. Corax loops the chain around Hellion’s neck and tosses him over the top rope, Hellion is helpless! Before any permanent damage can be done, UnderDawg gets back in the ring and attacks Corax, sending him to the ropes and hitting a high back body drop. UnderDawg waits for Corax to get to his feet, then scoops him up for a Fireplug Pile driver! Donovan Viper comes to the ring and grabs Corax leg and pulls him off UnderDawg’s shoulder and they head to the safety of the back. Viper and UD glare at each other. UD offers his hand to Hellion and helps him to his feet, they leave the ring together.
Ross: I am beginning to thing that every match in the OOWF needs to be a cage match, not to keep the wrestlers in, but to keep everyone else out! Razz: Wow, that might be a good idea there Ross! Ross: Never mind. It would just create more blood shed and carnage. I cannot believe Corax tried to hang Hellion! Thank God the UnderDawg was there to make the save! Razz: It was fortunate for him, there is still some bad blood between UnderDawg and Viper as well though, and yet somehow, they are both aligned with Moosehead Jack and against Niles Anderson. How does that work? Ross: I have no idea, a wise man once tried to figure that out, thank god they all have those little rubber bracelets, but even that doesn’t always help. Razz: Well I know for certain whom the face is in this next match – both of them! Ross: You’re right there Razz, tow of the most popular and most gifted athletes in the OOWF, Chris Alt and Hardbody Harris. I though this was a stellar decision by the Rick Razz: Yeah, booking these two in a best of seven series ensures us of at least four classics, hopefully more, Ross who ya got? Ross: Well, they are both fantastically gifted athletes, but I think my money goes on Hardbody Harris; he has the edge in experience Razz: Normally I would agree with you, but I think Alt wins this series, Harris just got off of that insane feud with Beast, he cannot be 100% after all that, and that works in Alt’s favor. Ross: Let’s get the first match underway and see how things go
CHRIS ALT vs. HARDBODY HARRIS – Best of Seven – Match 1
The ring announcer announces both men and also announces that all matches in the series will have a one hour time limit. The ref checks both men for foreign objects, Alt and Harris shake hands and the ref calls for the bell to start the match. Both men circle tentatively, finally they lock up, Harris pushes Alt to the corner, the ref calls for the clean break and gets it. Both men back to the center of the ring, another lock up, this time Alt grabs a side head lock, Harris quickly works his way to the ropes and gets the clean break. For a third time, both men to the center of the ring, this time as they go to lock up, Alt darts behind Harris and takes him down with a schoolboy. Alt only gets a one count, Harris springs back to his feet, Alt takes him over in a side head lock, Harris quickly reverses that into a head scissors, Alt does a head stand to get out of it and pounces grabbing another side head lock on Harris, Harris almost instantly slips out of it and grabs a hammerlock on Alt, Alt quickly gets to his feet, tries top grab Harris leg, but cant, so he grabs his head and springs over Harris’ back, and pushes him to the ropes attempting another roll up. Harris holds on to the ropes, Alt rolls backward, and gets right to his feet, Harris charges, but Alt takes him down with a drop toe hold then grabs the side head lock again, Harris rolls Alt over on his shoulders and gets a two count, Alt releases the hold and both men spring to their feet. The crowd erupts. They slap hands in the center of the ring, and start the whole process over again. For the next thirty minutes Alt and Harris put on a wrestling clinic of moves, countermoves and pinning combos. During the whole time, not a punch is thrown, and the ref doesn’t have to warn either man. At the forty minute mark, Alt escapes an attempted belly to back suplex, lands on his feet and hits Harris with a swinging neck breaker, Alt climbs the corner and attempts a cross body, but Harris throws a drop kick to his mid section. It looks as though it might have been a little low, but that certainly could not have been intentional. Harris makes the cover, but Alt kicks out at two. Harris pulls Alt up and whips him to the ropes and catches him with a roll through Boston crab. Harris has Alt trapped in the middle of the ring, as he sinks down and puts more pressure on Alt’s back, Alt screams out in pain. Inch by inch Alt makes it toward the ropes, after over five agonizing minutes trapped in the move Chris Alt finally makes it to the ropes. Harris drags Alt back to the middle of the ring and drops a few elbows to the small of Alt’s back, then springs off the bottom rope and drops a knee into his lower back. Another cover only gets two, so Harris pulls Alt up and drops him across his knee in a pendulum backbreaker, holding Alt over his knee trying for the submission. Alt refuses to give up, so Harris pulls him up and whips Alt to the ropes and tries for the TBEIL, but Alt frees himself, lands on his feet, spins Harris, kicks him, then plants him with a DDT. Alt is exhausted, but doesn’t go for the cover; instead he scales the ropes for a high risk moon sault. Alt leaps, Harris moves! But Alt lands on his feet, when Harris stands up; Alt nails him with a super kick to the jaw that sends him into the corner. Alt charges and monkey flips Harris out of the corner. Alt scales the ropes again, this time in desperation Harris lunges toward the ropes and crotches Alt on the top. Slowly Harris climbs to the top with Alt. They battle at the top, both men trying to maintain their balance and gain the advantage. Finally Harris hits a European uppercut that violently rocks Alt’s head backward, he nearly falls from the top, but Harris holds him up. Harris hooks Alt and lands a perfect superplex. But it took a lot out of both men. Both men are flat on their backs, the ref is starting the ten count, we are fifty minutes into the match. Finally at seven both men begin to stir. Harris pulls himself up on the ropes on one side, Alt on the other, Alt is up first and he charges at Harris, Harris drops his shoulder and sends Alt over the top rope, but Alt holds on, skins the cat and comes into the ring over Harris back and rolls him up! 1,2 Harris kicks out just before the three count. Both men quickly up, Alt tries a clothesline, but Harris catches it and turns it into a side Russian leg sweep, Harris floats over and gets a two count. Fifty Five minutes gone. Harris lifts Alt to his feet and scoops him up and plants him on the mat. Harris moves to the corner and climbs to the second rope and drops an elbow across Alt’s sternum. Cover gets two as Alt is SOMEhow able to roll his shoulder. Harris once again pulls Alt up and whips him to the ropes; Harris connects with a flying clothesline that sends Alt out of the ring. Three minutes left. Alt quickly gets to the apron, Harris tries to bring him in, but Alt gets a shoulder into Harris’ midsection, then leaps over the ropes in a perfect sunset flip. The ref gets two and nine tenths, then Harris kicks out. One minute left. Alt tries a rope whip, Harris reverses it, Alt comes back and Harris tries to catch him with a side slam, but Alt rotates out of it and lands on his feet, Harris gets a kick to the midsection doubling Alt over, then hits the FAMEASSER! Harris rolls Alt over, hooks the leg, and this time gets three. WINNER in 59:51 Hardbody Harris – Harris leads the best of seven series 1-0
After the match, both men slowly get to their feet, shake hands and embrace in the center of the ring. Alt raises Harris’ arm in victory and the crowd goes nuts.
Ross: Razz, I am exhausted from just watching that match! What a phenomenal display! Razz: Well Ross, that’s cause you’re out of shape as hell! Just kidding, that was a remarkable match that could easily have gone either way. Harris is up 1-0 but anyone who says this series is over is a clown Ross: I honestly cannot wait for next week, if their next match is half as good as this match; we are in for one hell of a treat. Razz: I think we are in for one hell of a treat in our next match as well, but in an entirely different way. Ross: This match will be the exact opposite of our last match, where that one was filled with grace and the science of wrestling, this one will no doubt be a wild brawl full of violence and bloodshed Razz: Damn Ross you are getting me all excited! This one should be great, you have four teams that don’t particularly like one another, and to add to it, you have the tag titles on the line, all we need is weapons and this might just be the perfect match! Ross: Let’s not give them any ideas.
THE TEAM FROM DOUN UNDER (w/Wally B. King) vs. FF CAPSLOCK & STANK vs. 3PIECE SET vs. THE ESTABLISHMENT
The Team From Down Under enters the ring first and patiently wait, 3Piece Set is introduced next, and they are promptly ambushed on their way to the ring by the Establishment. As they brawl around the ring the announcer announces the champs, they come to the ring and the second they get in the ring Jack and Gator attack, the four men go toe to toe in the middle of the ring, as they battle, Ax and Cole slide in the ring to escape Morte and Endo, as they get to their feet they stand up right into clubbing blows from Capslock and Stank. Stank grabs Cole and smashes him in the face with a head but. Endo and Morte follow them in the ring and attack Jack and Gator from behind. Morte backs Gator into a corner and lays some stiff kicks into his mid section, on the other side; Endo ducks a clothesline attempt from Jack and locks the claw on him. Jack falls to his knees, but then is saved when Capslock nails Endo with a forearm to the back of the head. The referee is quickly losing control of this one as all eight men battle in the ring. He motions to the back and a fleet of referees come to the ring, they work to get between the men and sequester the four team in separate corners. After much pointing and yelling, it is decided that Morte and Cole will start things off. They circle for a moment, then Cole darts in and nails Morte with a forearm to the mouth that staggers Morte, Cole scoops Morte up and slams him into the 3PS corner, hooking him in the tree of woe. Ax jumps off the apron and grabs Morte's neck and pulls backward while Cole stomps away. Endo jumps off the apron and grabs a chair and rushes to help his partner, as he gets there he swings the chair, Ax is just able to move and the chair slams into the ring post, it sounds like a gun shot. Ax steps away for a second and the action in the ring resumes. Cole pulls Morte off the tree of woe and hits a choke slam jaw breaker then makes the tag to Ax, Ax comes in and mounts Morte pounding away on his head. Morte covers up, then rolls Ax off of him. As Ax pulls Morte to his knees, Morte somehow spins and sweeps Ax’s legs sending him crashing to the mat, as Morte gets up, GatorBait tags himself in. Gator comes in and waits for Ax to get to his feet, as soon as he does, Gator kicks him in the face, Ax flies toward his corner, but before he can make a tag Gator grabs his legs and pulls him into the middle of the ring. Gator bounds off the ropes and drops a knee across Ax’s chest. Gator hits the ropes for a second one, but Stank tags in, he comes off the ropes and hits a banzai drop on Ax, Ax looks dead. Stank pulls a dazed Ax to his feet and backs him into the champs corner, Stank hits a couple of massive shoulder thrusts on Ax then tags in Capslock. FFC comes in and whips Ax to the ropes and catches him with a big spine buster. Ax covers but the count is broken up by Endo at two. FFC gets to his feet and stands face to face with Endo, then lays an open hand slap on his chest and catapults him into the ring. So now Endo is the legal man. Endo gets to his feet slowly, as does Ax man, Ax turns around and eats a clothesline from Endo that sends him staggering backward, as he falls he reaches out and makes a tag to Outback Jack. Jack and Endo circle then lock up, Endo rakes the eyes, and whips Jack to the ropes, but lowers his head a little too soon, Jack grabs Endo’s head, pulls it up then sends it slamming into the mat. The action continues like this for over a half an hour. No one can get a three count, and there is plentiful interference from everyone. The beginning of the end comes when Morte attempts a top rope spin kick but Stank catches him in mid air and drops him in a devastating power bomb. Stank makes the cover and the ref makes the two count, but The Establishment, 3Piece Set and Jack and Gator all make the save, starting another melee. Endo and Morte double clothesline Capslock over the top rope and follow them to the outside. As they try to get the big man to his feet, Jack and Gator hit baseball slides that send Endo and Morte crashing into the steel guard rail. Capslock is on one knee trying to clear the cobwebs, Jack and Gator are waiting for him to get to his feet so they can hit the Call of the Wild, before they can do anything though, The Devil’s Brigade run down the ramp and attack the Aussies. Their battle rages through the crowd around the ring. Endo and Morte are back up and they hit a total elimination move on Stank and work him over on the ground. With GatorBait and Outback Jack brawling through the crowd with the Devil’s Brigade, The Establishment working over Capslock on the outside, that leaves Stank in the ring alone with Cole and Ax-Man. Cole grabs Stank and drops him with a DDT. As they batter a nearly helpless Stank, Firechild slowly makes his way to the ring. He walks around the ring and picks up a chair. Ax sees this and gets a huge grin on his face and motions for Cole to pull Stank to his feet. Cole pulls Stank to his feet and holds him up, Ax-Man looks at Firechild and calls for the chair. Firechild just stares at him and slowly shakes his head no. After taking a second to register, Ax goes ballistic and starts screaming at Firechild. Meanwhile, Stank hits a mule kick low blow on Cole, grabs him and shoots him out of the ring, then grabs Ax, spins him around and hits a Stank-U! Stank covers and gets a three count. WINNERS in 49:12 and Still OOWF Tag Team Champions – FF Capslock & Stank
After the match a livid Ax-Man goes nuts and screams at Firechild. Firechild maintains a serene look on his face tosses the chair aside and slowly backs away from the ring, at the top of the ramp he is joined by Seraph. Seraph motions for Firechild to go first and he follows his pupil to the back.
Ross: I cannot believe what I just saw! Firechild cost 3Piece Set the match! Razz: He wouldn’t throw the chair into the ring, how bout that! Looks like Firechild is his own man Ross: This is certainly not going to sit well with 3Piece Set, especially not Ax-Man; he has got to be beside himself with rage Razz: yeah, if I were Firechild, I would watch my back; he has to be right in the 3Piece Set crosshairs. Ross: Razz, Capslock and Stank retain again, but you have to wonder how long they can do it? I have never seen the tag division as fierce as it is now; there are seven teams who could take their titles on any given night Razz: It is intense, but that is the kind of edge you need to stay on top of your game. Sure it hurts, Capslock and Stank are going to wake up sore as hell tomorrow, but one look at those title belts and it is all worth it. Ross: I would imagine that is what keeps almost every OOWF superstar going, the same can be said for Blackdragon, this man has taken on all comers for his intercontinental title, and beaten every one of them. Tonight he faces one helluva task in facing LD Williams and Mr. Jealous in a three way dance Razz: Well we all believe that LD Williams is certainly capable of beating Dragon on any given night, and the raw power that Jealous shows is downright frightening, Dragon better be at the top of his game tonight
BLACKDRAGON vs. MR. JEALOUS vs. LD WILLIAMS
BD and LD each interlock the fingers of one hand and tease locking up with MJ with their free hands before booting the big man in the gut and double clothes lining him down. LD thumbs BD in the eye and arm drags him before putting the boots to him. MJ blindsides him and works him over in the corner with some stiff punches. He then whips LD into a BD clothesline. MJ punches BD, who staggers to the ropes and rebounds off with a stiff forearm shiver that rocks the big man. BD fires off half a dozen more in rapid succession then runs the ropes only to catch a drop kick to the side of the head from LD. MJ misses a big boot on LD and gets tangled in the ropes. LD clotheslines him over and out, but MJ lands on his feet. As LD turns his back to him to size up BD, MJ pulls LD out and they go blow for blow before MJ buries a knee in his gut. Recovered, BD shakes off the cob webs and hits a crazy as no hands over the top rope dive and nails both of them. MJ recovers first as LD took the brunt of the move and he drives BD back first into the ring apron. BD blocks the attempts at a suplex, so MJ knees him a few times until LD punches him in the kidneys. Hooking an arm, he flashes BD a look and they not only hold the big man up for a delay vertical, they turn their back to the entrance ramp and drop him across the steel. Rolling back into the ring, the two multi-time opponents tear into one another with forearms, chops and punches until LD ducks a roaring forearm and super kicks BD’s teeth into the fourth row. MJ runs LD over with a shoulder tackle, drops an elbow to BD’s back just as he gets to his knees, power slams LD on top of BD, and finally ends his streak with a huge splash. Cover on LD gets 2, and because he has to turn BD on his back, only gets a 1 count. LD kicks MJ in the mouth then mounts BD and lays into him with some closed fists. He trips MJ into the ropes and chokes him for a minute until BD hooks him from behind and rattles off two Germans and finishes with a Dragon Suplex. MJ breaks it up with a kick to the spine, and then pulls LD to his feet for a short arm clothesline. BD back up with a flurry of forearm shots, but has his Irish whip countered, only to rebound off the ropes with a flying forearm. MJ staggers right into an LD roll up, but manages to kick out. BD hits a low drop kick to MJ’s head but LD grabs him behind and hits a German suplex of his own. Holding on, he attempts a second, but BD elbows him a few times until LD pounds away at the back of his neck. MJ recovers and German suplexes LD which sends BD flying. BD lands on his neck and falls out of the ring. I swear to God one of these days he’s going to die right there in the ring. Unconcerned with BD’s plight, MJ snatches LD up and military presses him out of the ring. MJ rolls out and pounds BD’s face into the steel stairs until he comes up a bloody mess. A recovered LD fares no better as he gets shouldered by MJ then rammed into the ring post twice before finally being hurled into it like a lawn dart. LD joins BD in sporting a crimson mask as MJ taunts the crowd. He drags BD’s bloody carcass into the ring and drives his head into the mat with a JEALOUS RAGE~!!! LD barely makes the save and drop kicks MJ in the face. BD staggers to his feet and nails MJ in the side of the head with a kick as he charges LD. LD kicks him in the gut and DDT’s him, but MJ pulls him out of the ring. They brawl for a minute while BD tells the ref he’s okay. MJ takes the advantage for a moment, only to lose it when LD smashes a monitor over his head and rams his head into the stairs. He rolls back in and he and BD exchange stiff shots until they both drop from exhaustion. A bloody MJ makes it back to the ring and covers both, only getting a pair of two counts. He decides to pick a part LD, but LD hits desperation DDT out of nowhere. BD pulls LD away from MJ and dives on top of him for the 3 count. WINNER in 33:14 and still OOWF Intercontinental Champion - Blackdragon
Ross: Somehow he does it again! Blackdragon just impresses me more and more every week; this man is on a roll, I’m not sure anyone can take that title from him Razz: Well it’s all well and good for us to believe that, it’s when Dragon starts thinking like that that he will run into trouble. You have to believe that on any night you can lose to any opponent and prepare for the worse. Dragon has the best preparation of any man I have ever seen, he is always ready for what his opponent is going to do, that’s why he has remained on top for so long. Ross: And it is refreshing to see a man who has such respect for the rules have so much success here in the OOWF, there are just too many men who feel all too comfortable with breaking the rules to win a match Razz: I presume you are talking about Niles Anderson Ross: Precisely. This man will do anything to keep his title, well anything short of wrestling an actual clean match. It sickens me to see the way this man has degraded the title. I hope, with all my heart, that Canadian Dragon takes that title and restores a little integrity to the belt Razz: You mean the same Dragon that stole the belt from Donovan Viper and kept it locked in a safe? Ross: Razz he did that to prove a point Razz: Whatever, let’s head to the ring
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