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Post by BookerShark on Nov 24, 2011 2:25:53 GMT -5
*OOWF Tuesday Night Titans*
The local talent is getting a chance to work with the PHWF talent on this day before the main show. The Bay Ridge Boyz have just finished off the Draculs when "BOOM...THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE" hits leading right into the Prelude 12/21 & Trapt combo. The small crowd here in Inuvik goes apeshit as the 3-time former OOWF World Champion and the man to hold that belt the longest enters the arena. The spotlight follows Alex down to the ring as he slides under the bottom rope and Alexis from the outside tosses him a microphone. Alex heads to a corner and jumps up to the top turnbuckle to take a seat as Alexis joins him.
Alexander: Hello OOWF fans...been a while since I came out here and spoke to you face to face like this. But with November Pain just a few days away and the holidays coming upon us, I figured now was the time.
I could come out here and give you the State of the Darling address but that's not what you want to hear and quite frankly, I think you get enough of that watching our weekly shows. So I'm out here to speak on another topic and that's my motivation and goals and what people think about me.
Let me make this crystal clear to all you fans, to the wrestlers in the back, and anyone else who feels like showing up in the OOWF. I am Alexander fucking Darling. I am the god damn best wrestler in the world. CM Punk can shove it up his overrated ass. Daniel Bryan can take his briefcase and head to a fucking office job because he can't lace up my boots. Robert Roode, AJ Styles, and James Storm can play pass the title around in 4 minute matches until their hearts content because none of them deserve to step foot into MY FUCKING RING.
So Fulton, Taylor, Moreland, Evans, Folz, Jack, Madison, Sangriento, Williams...I don't care anymore. Talk about my personal life all you want because it doesn't change what goes inside this squared circle. Belittle my life and I'll deal with it because I know why you're doing it. Call me out for being a so-called bitch and I know it's because you wish you had what I have. The fact is, and the people in the back and in the offices can think I'm arrogant or whatever and maybe they're right but it doesn't change the facts.
I've beaten everyone put in front of me. I will continue to beat everyone put in front of me...maybe not the first time, maybe not the second..but sooner or later, Alexander Darling will beat you. Don't blame yourselves because it's just destiny that it happens. Tomorrow night the best wrestler in the world joins up with the best tag team in the world and we finally take what we deserve and show the world that we are the best Trios team in this company.
So, Danny, Jack, Lobo...bring your working boots because it's gonna be brought and it's time you realize that as good as your reign has been it will pale in comparison to ours. Because at the end of the day, I am Alexander Darling; they're the Flyin' Fuckin Hawaiians and well you're just not...
Alexander tosses the mic to Alexis...
Alexis: Booyah, Bitches!!!
*Fade*
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Post by BookerShark on Nov 24, 2011 2:26:27 GMT -5
<Moose walks into GM Selena’s office>
MHJ: You called Mouse?
GMS: It’s Selena now
MHJ: Oohh formal. Fine, Mouse, what do you want?
GMS: I am not here to argue, but part of the condition of you getting rehired in the OOWF was to get a Psychiatric evaluation
MHJ: And I did that, and passed with flying colors
GMS: Uh huh. I wouldn’t say flying colors. I think one of the terms used was “batshit insane”
MHJ: Dr. Sid was a little off his game that day. It will be good to catch up with him again
GMS: You won’t be seeing Dr. Sid this time
MHJ: Why the hell not?
GMS: He refused to see you
MHJ: <smirking> Score one for Moose
GMS: It’s not funny. You are to see Dr. Angus Winchester.
MHJ: Fine, when we get back to the states I will stop by and……
GMS: No, he is here now
MHJ: <looking at Selena suspiciously> Why the sudden interest in this? It’s been almost nine months
GMS: It’s standard protocol……
MHJ: Bullshit. Don’t lie to me
GMS: <sighing> Fine. You want the truth? Some of the workers – who will remain nameless – are concerned about working with you. Your mental state has deteriorated dramatically over the last several months.
MHJ: Their concern is touching
GMS: Don’t flatter yourself, they are not concerned about you. They are concerned about getting in the ring with you, and you letting…….Him take over, or whatever it is. I am going to be honest here, no one on this roster is very interested in dying in the ring
MHJ: Except Lisa
GMS: Your sister
MHJ: Whatever. She is one of Them now, not my sister
GMS: And somehow I doubt she is interested in it. THE POINT IS…..there has been a match proposed for the pay per view and there are concerns……..
MHJ: What match
GMS: I am not saying
MHJ: What. Match.
GMS: Let’s just say this match potentially involves the Darlings
MHJ: <grinning> He will be pleased……
GMS: See, that is what I am talking about. The Board, as well as me, are concerned that you and Eco will go too far
MHJ: This is wrestling, there is no such thing as too far.
GMS: I think your match with Alex in Japan proved that is not true
MHJ: I thought we were banned from fighting anyway? Don’t want to upset Them
GMS: Yes, well, the Board doesn’t see any way to keep the two of you apart, unless……
MHJ: Unless what?
GMS: Unless you are deemed mentally incompetent to compete
<Moose gets up quickly, flipping the chair over. He slams his fists down on GM Selena’s desk and glares at her>
MHJ: Now you listen here little girl, I don’t care who you are, General Manager, Poe’s Wife, whatever, if you think for ONE SECOND I am going to let some pinhead in a white coat tell me what I can and can’t do, you are sadly fucking mistaken. I will get my match with the Darlings, I will get that match whether I have to go to Japan and call them back there, I will get my match with them whether I have to go to Florida and slap around Mommy and Daddy Darling a little to get their attention, I will get my match with them whether I have to find Spencer again and add some more scars to that pretty little face. There is nothing you, the Board, or anyone else can do to stop me
<Selena gets to her feet and glares right back at Moose>
GMS: I am not here to argue with you, and I am not here to be intimidated by you. I may be Poe’s Wife, but I am also the LAW around here Moose. I am not going to lie, I love watching what you do in the ring, but I have twenty five other people to look out for in this company, and I cannot have you going too far and killing someone in the ring. Now, you are either going to talk to Dr. Winchester, or you are not getting this match. It is that simple. Now, he is in the third room on the left down the hall, it is in your best interests to go see him.
<Selena sits back down and stares at Moose. Moose glares back, then steps back smirking.>
MHJ: That’s all you had to say………boss
<Moose turns and walks out the door. Selena sits back and exhales, visibly shaken a little bit. She opens a drawer and takes out a flask that was left by GM the Rick. Selena opens it, and takes a little sip, then closes it and throws it back into the drawer making a disgusted face as she does>
<To be continued>
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Post by BookerShark on Nov 24, 2011 2:27:01 GMT -5
Moose walks out the door and straight into a elbow to the mouth, knocking him backward. Several kicks to the ribs follow it up. He spits out blood as he rolls over, clutching his side, to see who it is. Firewoman stands over him.
FW: One simple rule.
She turns and walks away.
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Post by BookerShark on Nov 24, 2011 2:27:26 GMT -5
<Moose starts laughing as he spits out more blood>
........so sorry..........Lisa
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Post by BookerShark on Nov 24, 2011 2:27:40 GMT -5
Fire turns back as Moose has gotten unsteadily to his feet. Before he can say anything else Fire is right in front of him, eyes blazing, and she headbutts him right in the mouth. More blood comes flowing out as he drops to his knees. Again, she turns and walks away.
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Post by BookerShark on Nov 24, 2011 2:28:03 GMT -5
<Moose starts to cackle and Fire stops, her back to Moose, her fists clenched>
Is that how its going to be? You gonna beat the Quinn out of me Lisa? Huh? Just like pops? Beat the little devils until they straighten up and fly right? Gonna take a whole lot more than that
<Fire is visibly enraged, but instead of turning back to Moose, she shakes her head and walks away>
GO AHEAD AND WALK AWAY LISA! THAT IS WHO YOU FUCKING ARE! YOU ARE LISA GODDAMN QUINN! NO AMOUNT OF HITTING ME WILL EVER FUCKING CHANGE THAT! YOU HEAR ME! NOTHING WILL CHANGE THAT! YOU CAN PRETEND ALL YOU WANT BUT YOU......WILL.......ALWAYS.......BE......A......QUINN!!!!
<Moose falls back to the floor laughing maniacally, spitting out more blood and grabbing his ribs>
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Post by BookerShark on Nov 24, 2011 2:28:50 GMT -5
Moose falls face first, and as he does, we see Fire standing there with a chair.
Damn straight I'm a Quinn. You appear to have forgotten that, or you wouldn't keep running your mouth.
Fire brings the chair down onto his ribs, tosses it aside, and walks away. Again.
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Post by BookerShark on Nov 24, 2011 2:29:22 GMT -5
<Moose drags himself to a sitting position against the wall>
<laughing> just like pops. Words met with violence. What's wrong Lisa? You don't like what I said?
<Moose pulls himself to his feet>
What WILL They think of you? Attacking your defenseless brother with a chair. Tsk tsk Fire, some role model YOU are........some Commissioner YOU are
<Fire snarls and comes back at Moose and peppers him with a couple of shots>
That's right Fire! BEAT IT OUT OF ME! I am ALL you hate! I am a constant reminder of what YOU really are!
<Fire looks at Moose and for perhaps the first time, we see genuine hate in her eyes, she lunges at Moose again, but Moose moves, grabs the back of Fire's head and SLAMS her face first into the wall. Fire stagger backward and Moose knees her in the gut and drops her with a DDT. Moose slowly gets to his feet>
I suspect you are not going to stay down. That's not the Quinn way.
<Moose drops back to his knees and grabs Fire by the hair again and pulls her head back>
Remember how pissed off pops used to get? Remember that? He would beat the hell out of me and tell me that if I just begged him to stop, he would, but I wouldn't give him the satisfaction, would I? Remember why I was taking that ass beating half the time Lisa? It was to protect YOU, you ungrateful bitch
<Moose slams Fire's head into the floor>
That's what you want, isn't it? You want me to beg you to stop. Well you can just fucking forget it Lisa, I wouldn't give pops the satisfaction, and I DAMN SURE FUCKING won't give YOU the satisfaction.
<Moose gets to his feet and sees a livid Alexander Darling charging down the hall with his sledgehammer. Moose reaches into his boot and pulls out his scalpel>
Uh uh uh Alex. Not your fucking fight. Turn your ass around rich boy and mind your fucking business
<by now, Fire is back on her feet, wiping blood from her face, Alex gives her a quick look, then glares at Moose>
AD: Give me one fucking reason not to cave your skull in, I don't care who the fuck you are, you aren't going to take both of us
<Moose laughs and takes a few steps back, and Eco silently steps from a doorway into the hall. Fire tenses up>
Give me a little credit Little Alex, I am not going to go too far without someone watching my back from the likes of you two. I mean really, jumping people in the hall? Commish, isn't that what you are trying to stop? <Moose shakes his head> Congratulations, you are now a hypocrite, you really HAVE become one of Them
<The Saints of Sinners slowly back away and Alex pulls Fire in the opposite direction and we fade>
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Post by BookerShark on Nov 24, 2011 2:30:10 GMT -5
*Justin Sane is sitting in Stank's locker room playing a videogame. LD Williams walks up behind him. Justin Sane does not turn around.*
LDW - What are you playing?
JS - Skyrim
LDW - Skyrim?
JS - Skyrim.
LDW - What is Skyrim?
JS - Skyrim.
LDW - Oh... kay... Where's Stank?
JS - Skyrim!
LDW - Never mind I'll find him.
JS - SKYRIM!!!!
*LD Williams starts to walk away.*
JS - Waitwaitwait wait wait.... lemme borrow five bucks.
*LD reaches into his pocket and pulls out five coins. He drops them in Justin's outstretched hands. Justin scowls at the coins.*
JS - What.. THE FUCK is this?
LDW - Loonies
JS - Loonies? Loonies. Loooooo neeeeeeeeesss.
LDW - Yeah. They're Canadian.
JS - Canadian?
LDW - The country we're in... right now.
JS - ... ... ... Cool.
LDW - Thought so.
JS - SKYRIM!
*Justin drops the coins in his pocket and goes back to his game. LD Williams shakes his head, turns and sees Stank standing there.*
LDW - How long you been standing there?
Stank - Long enough. What's up?
LDW - Match tonight.
Stank - Yeah about that. I'm sorry they teamed you up with me knowing it's not possible for us to compete for the tag team belts.
LDW - It's okay.
Stank - I've won those belts more than anyone here. It would have been nice to extend that record with a fourth partner.
LDW - It can always happen after your punishment is up.
Stank - Sure. But at the rate The Hawaiians and Texpress are going they could trade wins a bunch of times before that happens.
LDW - It won't matter after we mow down three teams in one night.
*Stank grins at this but it is tempered by a solemn look in his eyes.*
LDW - What's wrong with you?
Stank - Can you excuse us?
LDW - Us? Who are you talking about? Justin?
Stank - No.
*A chill can be felt in the air. LD Williams turns around and spies a hooded figure walk out of the shadows from a corner of the room.*
LDW - Jared.
GH -
LDW - I'll catch up with you later, Lucas.
*LD Williams walks out the locker room. Justin Sane remains fixiated on his game. Ghosthead walks over and stands before his brother. Stank can't quite see his brother's face through the darkness beneath the hood.*
Stank - Where's your wife?
GH - She is eleswhere.
Stank - You've been avoiding me.
GH - I've been busy.
Stank - Starting a blood feud with Lobo.
GH - I didn't start it. I will end it, though. The fool thinks I know nothing about wrestling. He is the one who has not been honest about our engagements. I would gladly test my skill against his in a... what do you people call it...? Onslaught match? He is the one who wants the steel cage. He wants to fight like an animal... I will gladly oblige him this as well. It doesn't matter what kind of match we have. They will all carry the same results. He will be marked and either choked out or suffer the fall.
Stank - I'm sure you will do whatever it takes to win, Red. I'm more interested in what happens afterwards.
GH - After?
Stank - Yes. I know Lobo is not the reason you're Ghosthead again. I thought you might be done with this. What happened?
GH - Not your concern, brother.
Stank - Simone told me something happened back in Japan.
GH - I said it's not your concern, Lu.
Stank - You're my brother. Everything you do is my concern.
GH - I am the Ghosthead Killer, The Death Knell. I am beyond your concern. I am beyond your help.
Stank - You see... It's talk like that-
GH - I DID NOT COME HERE... I apologize.... Lucas... I did not come here to discuss my life with you. I came here for you to give madam Commissioner a message for me.
Stank - What is it, Red?
GH - After my match with Muyo-san tonight... Shannon and I will be taking our leave until the Pay-per-view Sunday. We will not be in attendance at her... gathering.
Stank - Why not? Simone and Mom will be there.
GH - We have a prior engagment.
Stank - It's Thanksgiving, Red. It's not often our family are all under the same roof.
GH - There are matters that I would discuss with you, brother, if not for the constant presence of your so-called ninja camera crew.
Stank - Oh.
GH - Suffice it to say, Shannon and I will be in Japan.
Stank - Oh... with Tori.
GH -
Stank - Okay. That's cool. Tell him his uncle says hi.
GH - Listen, about tonight.
Stank - I'm listening.
GH - You are friends with... Moosehead Jack.
*Stank furrows his brow and looks at Ghosthead with suspicion.*
Stank - What is it.
GH -
Stank - Red.
GH - I know your feeling on the matter, but I'm afraid an encounter with him is inevitable.
Stank - So you're NOT leaving after you're done with Lobo.
GH - No. Much depends on how my match goes tonight with Muyo-san.
Stank - The fact that you're Ghosthead now indicates to me that you're ALREADY slipping.
GH - I am... not... slipping.
Stank - I don't like you in this... dark... place, Red.
GH - I am in complete control, Lucas. I am not the same man I was five years ago.
Stank - Red-
GH - No. Enough talk. Give our regards and apologies to the Commissioner. I must prepare for what is to come.
*Without further words Ghosthead walks out.*
Fade
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Post by BookerShark on Nov 24, 2011 2:30:31 GMT -5
Firewoman is SITTING~! on a crate out at the loading dock having a pre-show cigarette. She's kind of staring off into space...kind of like she's not there.....she is awakened by someone coming up next to her.
RM: Hey.
FW: Huh? Oh, hey, Bunn....er, Umagi?
RM: Close enough. So.......teaming up again.
FW: Yep...team RabbxtFire reunion. "Should be a good one."
RM: Yeah, that's what I wanted to talk to you about. You know who we're wrestling, right?
FW: Yeah...Ricky Soaring Eagle and Psykle.
RM: Okay good...
FW: Why?
RM: Well, because when you're focused...totally on target...you're one of the best there is.
FW: Thanks...
RM: But when you're not........
FW: You think I'm not?
RM: Having just seen that exchange with Moose, I can't help but wonder.
FW: It's all good, man. Just family stuff. I'm over it.
RM: Uh huh....
FW: Promise.
Rabbit Mask nods, and then walks off. Fire goes back to smoking and ... dissociating maybe? Whatever she's doing, she's interrupted again, this time by Davin Moreland.
DM: He's right you know.
FW: So, we're back on speaking terms? Because I can never tell.
DM: *giving her a look of 'shut up and listen' before going on* When you're on your game, and focused, you're the best.
FW: Better than you?
DM: *batistalaughs* Let's not get carried away.
FW: *smiling and taking a drag* That's what I thought.
DM: So, progress is made, huh? Having a big family Thanksgiving dinner, calling Rose "Ma."
FW: LOTS of Skype calls, with and without Dr. Freedman.
DM: You don't think this whole thing might be a little too soon?
FW: My match?
DM: No...family dinner.
FW: I guess we'll see.
DM: Really think Moose won't come?
FW: I really don't care what Moose does.
DM: Not what it looked like a few minutes ago.
FW: Did you want me to go apologize to him? Or give him a big hug, and say "All is forgiven, big brother?"
DM: No, no...not at all...He just keeps needling you with that 'dad beat me up because of you' crap and --
FW: Yeah, well, there's a lot Moose doesn't know.
DM: Isn't that someone else's catch phrase?
FW: Eh, it's close.
DM: Like what?
Firewoman smiles and hops down off the crate. She field strips her cigarrette.
FW: Like nothing you need to know. Like nothing anyone needs to know, not Moose, not Alex...not the INCs.
DM: Fire--
FW: Have fun at your normal family Thanksgiving, cousin. I was hoping Aunt Robin would come to the restaurant for moral support but--
DM: She's just a phone call away, Fire. But what are you talkin--
FW: Later, Davin...you and Bunny are right, I need to get focused on what is really important.
Fire walks away and back into the arena.
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Post by BookerShark on Nov 24, 2011 2:31:02 GMT -5
We're in the trailers again, and Psykle is in the midst of a training session with some local talent. He's obviously still angry about what Fire "did" to IQ, as he's not taking it easy on these guys in any way shape or form. Miss Goldendollar opens one of the doors, and IQ slowly makes his way in to the trailer. Psykle sees him come in and drops the guy he had just picked up for a powerbomb, and rushes over.
Psykle: BOSS! You shouldn't be out of bed! You still need to heal!
IQ *hoarsely*: Nonsense, the doctors say I'm fine.
Psykle: What's wrong with your voice?
IQ: After the beating that bitch gave me, I'm lucky this is all that's still wrong. It's just a little hoarse from the breathing tube. I'll be fine by Mayhem. *clears throat and starts to speak more clearly* See? Much better. Now how goes the training?
Psykle: Fine. Soaring Eagle never showed up though.
IQ: That's too bad, but you'll do fine without it. Did you need to call you know who for anything?
Psykle: No, I've been able to handle it.
IQ: Good, now let's get back to the training and back to planning for tonight.
Psykle: I'm still amazed at what those doctors can do.
IQ *wryly*: If you only knew...
Fade to black.
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Post by BookerShark on Nov 24, 2011 2:31:31 GMT -5
*Darling Locker Room* Fire still seems annoyed as she heads back into the locker room area. She enters the quiet locker room and wonders where everyone is. As she turns on the light she notices a package on the counter with her name and a bow on it. She takes the card and sees it's from Alex. Happy Birthday Fire...I know things have been tough, but you're doing a great job. With each passing day, you become more and more the person you truly are. I saw this and thought of you. Be good with it.Fire takes the dagger out of the box and twirls it in her hand getting a feel for the weight and a real, but sorta dark smile comes across her face as we... *Fade*
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Post by BookerShark on Nov 24, 2011 2:32:05 GMT -5
SFJ: Lionheart, you seem to have been pretty quiet this week. You’re not questioning your actions, are you?
Evans: Questioning...my actions? Ha. For what?
I beat LD Williams clean, at his own game. No New Guard, no cheating, no shortcuts. I just out-wrestled him. I would say that the only way that Williams could beat Folz and myself would be because he’s teaming with Stank, but I’ve beaten him clean as well, and I can do it again.
SFJ: And what of Eric O’ Mac and Attitude Adjuster?
E: What do I have to say about them that hasn’t already been said? Eric was one of the worst champions in recent history, and AA doesn’t even bother showing up to promo anymore. Both of them have lost their passion, no question about it.
And speaking of passion, this brings us to Texpress. You know at one point, I actually considered them as joining my cause, especially seeing as how Chad seems to be having some issues as of late with Davin and actually stood up to him. But as much as Chad talks a big game, he’s far too distracted by other things to be focused on the task at hand.
SFJ: What could Chad possibloy be distracted by?
*Evans looks up and down at the SFJ*
E: You can’t be serious.
SFJ: Okay, fair enough. Final question: Firewoman has offered an invitation to all of the OOWF wrestlers. Do you have any plans on doing so?
E: Well let’s see. This is a woman who has used me, treated me like a dog, and if I hadn’t turned my back on her would have stabbed me in the back instead. What do you think? She may have “changed her ways,” but I still view her the same way as I always have: a selfish, heartless bitch that cares for nobody.
I’ll be hanging out with Folz and his girl watching Green Bay hand the Lions their asses on a platter, but if I have the time, maybe I'll show up.
*fade to black*
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Post by BookerShark on Nov 24, 2011 2:32:25 GMT -5
<Cut to undisclosed. Mai Muyo on payphone.>
Mai: Hey...no, it's me, Mai, I'm on a payphone....listen, I only have a minute on the call, so just listen, okay...I'm coming in on the 11 PM flight....I think things might be better than I thought, and I think I know what's wrong with him.
<FADE>
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Post by BookerShark on Nov 24, 2011 2:32:45 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem Live! From the Ingamo Hall Friendship Centre in Inuvik, Northwest Territory Canada MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. RICK YEMMYemm borrows a page from CM Punk and comes out to “Cult of Personality.” The fans mostly cheer him, for being something of a local boy, or at least working here. He comes to the ring and poses for the fans. “Scarecrow” plays, and Moosehead Jack comes to the ring and steps between the ropes. Yemm walks right up to him and offers him a handshake, but Moose just punches Yemm in the mouth, sending the Ice Road Trucker to the mat. Moose pounces on Yemm and beats him mercilessly, Yemm tries to fight back with a few wild punches, but Moose just avoids them and rakes his eyes and throws him into the corner and bites him. Moose just slaughters Yemm, and after a few minutes, Yemm is POURING blood. This point is made visually clear when Moose ties Yemm in the Tree of Woe and leaves him hanging there like a deer carcass, blood running off of Yemm’s head and pooling on the mat, while Moose taunts the crowd. Finally Moose charges in and SLAMS his knee into Yemm’s sternum, sending him to the mat gasping for air. Moose pulls Yemm up and hits the GO TO SLEEP FOREVER! Yemm is out cold and Moose pounces and locks him in the ji-endo, but that is really completely unnecessary. The referee calls for the bell and this match is over. WINNER in 7:06 – Moosehead Jack GHOSTHEAD vs. ECOSYSTEMMoose remains at ringside, slumped in a chair relishing his victory, watching medics carry Yemm out of the ring to the back. Ecosystem is announced and makes his way to the ring, stoic as ever. Ghosthead follows, and the fans seem to hate all of these men. Eco and Ghosthead go nose to nose in the middle of the ring, and soon punches are thrown and chaos ensues. The two men tear into one another like they are old enemies, even though this is the first time they have ever squared off. The match is back and forth, with both men cheating rampantly. Both are bloodied and the match spills out of the ring to the floor. Ghosthead lifts Eco for a piledriver on the floor, and Moose doesn’t move to help his partner. Eco counters, sending Ghosthead to the floor. The brawl continues to rage around ringside, and the referee has clearly lost control. He makes a hasty ten count, then calls for the bell and security. WINNER – No Contest in 7:13 A funny thing happens when the bell rings though. Both men just stop. The look on Eco’s face returns to its disturbing stoic calm. Ghosthead just stops and looks at him for a moment, then looks over at Moose, who hasn’t moved. Ghosthead gives the slightest nod, then turns and walks past security to the back without further incident. The Saints of Sinner follow, and the crowd boos all three men loudly. STANK & LD WILLIAMS vs. CHRIS EVANS & MATT FOLZ vs. ERIC O’MAC & ATTITUDE ADJUSTER – Winning Team Gets a Tag Team Title Shot TonightEvans and Folz attack to start the match, briefly fighting off all four of the “old guard” and standing triumphant in the middle of the ring. But that doesn’t last long. Stank and LD light up Folz and Evans and send them out of the ring to the floor. AA attacks Stank from behind, dropping him with a low blow. AA and Eric keep Stank on the mat for a bit, but eventually Folz and Evans worm their way into the match and tag themselves in. The match remains on the verge of being out of control the whole time. AA and Eric have Stank trapped outside the ring and are using nefarious means to beat down the big man when Davin Moreland walks out to ringside with Clangy Pole. AA sees this and rolls back into the ring. Eric is not so fast and he catches Clangy Pole upside the head, and he and Davin brawl. Inside the ring, Evans misses a moonsault and LD throws him out of the ring. Folz tries to attack from behind, but LD grabs him and shoots him over the top rope to the floor. AA charges in with a clothesline, but LD sidesteps and Stank is standing right there and the big man catches AA with a THUNDEROUS STANK-U! Stank covers, and gets the one, two three! WINNERS in 15:51 – LD Williams & Stank FIREWOMAN & RABBIT MASK vs. PSYKLE & RICKY SOARING EAGLETeam RabbitFire races to the ring and slides under the ropes, then climbs to the corners and plays to the crowd. They have reunited for ONE NIGHT ONLY! to face the team of Psykle and Ricky Soaring Eagle. The fans eat up Fire and Rabbit Mask, but boo the holy hell out of Psykle and Soaring Eagle. Rabbit Mask remains on the turnbuckle a little too long and Soaring Eagle grabs him from behind and DRIVES him to the mat! Fire gets in Soaring Eagles face, and he just smirks and they start trading shots. Psykle grabs Fire by the hair from behind and she turns and pops him in the mouth with a punch, but Soaring Eagle clubs her to the mat from behind. Before Rabbit Mask can come to her rescue, Psykle and Soaring Eagle trap Fire in their corner and beat her mercilessly. They can’t keep her down for the three count, though she takes one hell of a beating. She finally makes the hot tag to Rabbit Mask and he comes in and cleans house, sending the two big men to the floor. Rabbit gets a little TOO eager though and tries a dive between the ropes at the two, they move, and Rabbit SLAMS into the guard rail and knocks himself loopy. The two big men step back into the ring to break the count, and when they do, IQ covers a dazed Rabbit Mask, a referee appears and counts….. ONE, TWO, THREE! WINNER and NEW DDT IRON MAN HEAVY METAL CHAMPION……GENIUS IQ….the referee hands IQ the title and disappears, IQ looks satisfied, pulls Rabbit up and shoots him into the ring. Now it is Rabbit’s turn to take a beating, but he fights back and gets several near falls on the big men, then makes the hot tag to Fire. Instead of heading to the corner, Rabbit dives between the ropes at IQ and hammers him with punches. Psykle and Soaring Eagle leave the ring to help, which brings Fire out, which results in an all-out brawl at ringside. The referee tries to restore order, but that is not happening, so he counts both teams out. WINNER – Double Count out in 17:21 DRINK & DESTROY vs. ALEXANDER DARLING & THE FLYING HAWAIIANS – OOWF Campeonas de Trios Title MatchThe six men meet in the middle of the ring and share tense handshakes. What started out as a friendly rivalry has got a little more tense over the last few months. The Kai and El Lobo Sangriento start things off and The Kai challenges Lobo to a test of strength, but Lobo just grabs a side head lock and takes Kai to the mat. Kai fights back to his feet and the match is off to a proper start. Neither team keeps much of an advantage, but both teams work like well-oiled machines. The end nearly comes when Alex and the Hawaiians have a three on one on Jack, Alex holds his legs, and the Hawaiians hit TWO flying headbutts to the koalas. The Hawaiians show a bit more of an edge by double teaming Jack, and Alex is content to go right along with it. The match goes back and forth for almost an hour, the fans are hanging on every move and cheering both teams. The end comes when the Hawaiians and Alex are down, Danny and Jack are on the floor and Lobo is dragging himself across the ring to the ropes. He grabs the middle rope and pulls himself up and just then Ghosthead hops the barricade and SPRAYS GREEN MIST on Lobo! Lobo falls back into the ring writhing in agony, the Hawaiians regroup and wait for Lobo to get to his feet then hit the MOLOKAI COCKTAIL! Alex climbs to the top rope and hits the PHOENIX SPLASH and gets the one, two, THREE! New OOWF Campeonas de Trios champions! WINNERS in 58:44 and NEW OOWF Campeonas de Trios Champions – Alexander Darling & The Flying Hawaiians JP SPARXX vs. ALEXIS DARLING vs. HONCHO WILLIAMS – Winner Gets an OOWF Onslaught Championship Match at November Pain 4Sparxx walks up to Darling and Williams and talks a little trash, probably not the smartest move. They turn on Sparxx and attack him, hit a quick Hart Attack clothesline for a two count, then throw Sparxx over the top rope to the floor. Darling and Honcho then proceed to spend the next ten minutes out wrestling one another while keeping Sparxx out of the ring. Sparxx storms around the outside of the ring, furious and the fans taunt him relentlessly. Honcho catches Lexie with a bulldog from the top rope and gets a two count and Sparxx finally gets into the ring and breaks it up. Sparxx grabs Alexis and throws him into the corner and follows her in with a clothesline, then turns and as Honcho gets to his feet, he POPS him with a superkick sending him over the top rope to the floor. Sparxx and Alexis fight it out with Sparxx nearly getting the pin several times. Honcho makes it back in and he pulls Sparxx off of Alexis and throws him over the top rope, but Sparxx lands on the apron. Sparxx springboards back in and dropkicks Honcho on the back of the head, and his head SLAMS into Lexie’s face! She falls between the ropes to the floor and Sparxx grabs Honcho from behind and hits a bridging German suplex for the one, two, THREE! WINNER in 10:54 – JP Sparxx Sparxx grabs the mic ok……ok……ok now y’all see what we's talkin’ bout. Now y’all see what the New Guard is all about dawg. We are takin’ over this bitch. Now……speakin of little bitch……Moosehead Jackass, bring your sorry old-ass broken down shit down to this ring right now, cause tha Spark ain’t waitin’ till no pay per view knowhatimsayin? Tha Spark is gon getcha TONIGHT!“Scarecrow” plays and Moosehead Jack walks out to the ring, laughing maniacally, dragging the Onslaught championship along with him, looks like we have a match! MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. JP SPARXX – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchThe bell rings and Moose tries to attack Sparxx from behind, but Sparxx moves out of the way and shoves Moose to the ropes, as Moose rebounds, Sparxx catches him with the INSTANT REPLAY! Sparxx jumps to his feet and races to the corner and hits the OMG! The referee hits the mat and counts one, two, THREE! Moose kicks out a fraction of a second too late! WINNER in :36 and NEW OOWF Onslaught Champion – JP Sparxx Sparxx grabs the title and bails out of the ring, Moose gets to his feet and is LIVID. He backs the referee into the corner and looks like he is going to kill him, but the referee escapes and Moose storms around the ring and looks like he is going to come apart, then he cocks his head and seems to be listening to someone, he grins, leaves the ring, and heads to the back. TEXPRESS vs. STANK & LD WILLIAMS – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchTexpress is out first and the champions get a nice ovation from the Canadian crowd. Stank comes out next, but LD Williams is nowhere to be found. Stank steps between the ropes and grabs a mic. Now, I am sure all these fans are wondering just what I am doing out here. If you all recall, as part of my………punishment……..for giving that stupid ass fan exactly what he deserved, I am not allowed to have a title match for ninety days. Well, when LD and I won the three way tag match earlier tonight, you can see the little dilemma we had. Now, it just so happened that there was someone in the back that long-time OOWF fans are pretty damn familiar with, and LD and I went to this cat and told him our little dilemma. He agreed to take my place in the match so the fine people of Canada can get a proper OOWF World Tag Team Title match. So, let’s get this going. Ladies and Gentlemen, here tonight, to face Texpress for the OOWF World Tag Team Titles, Canada’s own, LD Williams and……….CANADIAN DRAGON……..WEAPON X!TEXPRESS vs. WEAPON X – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchThe roof of the Ingamo Hall Friendship Centre nearly comes off the building. LD Williams and Canadian Dragon come out from the back and stand at the top of the ramp for a minute, and the crowd gives them a standing ovation and starts a WEA-PON X chant. They make it to the ring and shake hands with the Texans, the bell rings and the match begins. Weapon X is cheered wildly for everything they do, while the Texans are booed loudly every time they get in an offensive move. Weapon X show very little ring rust and take it to the champs. Chad and Zane have to bail several times to regroup. The match continues on and Texpress are finally able to gain the advantage and keep Canadian Dragon in their corner. Dragon fights out of it and plants Chad with a snap frankensteiner, then motions to the crowd and heads to the top rope and tries the DRAGON SAULT but Chad moves out of the way at the last second. He pulls CD up and tags in Zane and they hit the DON’T MESS WITH TEXAS! Zane covers, and gets the one, two, three! Just before LD can make the save. The crowd is not happy at all. WINNERS in 14:22 – Texpress Texpress looks like they are about to get lynched, until they offer a handshake of respect to Weapon X. The Canadian crowd cheers that, and then Texpress take their leave from the ring. Canadian Dragon grabs a Canadian flag and climbs the turnbuckle and waves it, and the crowd spontaneously breaks into Oh Canada When it is over, LD and Canadian Dragon head to the back to another standing ovation. STAN FULTON vs. DAVIN MORELAND – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Steel Cage MatchThe cage is up and Davin is introduced to a nice ovation from the crowd. The OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, Stan Fulton, is out next, and he gets a bigger ovation from the crowd. The two meet in the middle of the ring, and a tense stare down ensues. Finally Davin shoves Fulton, and Stan retaliates with a punch to the mouth that staggers Moreland. The match begins from there and both men make good use of the cage, drawing blood from their opponent. Fulton tries a splash in the corner but Moreland moves out of the way and Davin takes over. Davin controls a large part of the match, and shows his strength by slamming Fulton to the mat. Davin only gets a two count, as Stan shows his resiliency. Fulton capitalizes on a Moreland mistake and brutalizes Davin, working on his ribs with slams, elbows and splashes. Fulton can’t keep Davin down either though. Davin reverses a Fulton whip and sends the champ into the corner hard, then follows him in with a running boot to the face. Davin shows his strength by lifting Fulton onto the top rope, then climbs up and tries a REALLY GOOD TOP ROPE DIAMOND CUTTER, but Fulton holds on and Davin slams to the mat, right on those injured ribs. Fulton composes himself, and hits a SAVAGE ELBOW! Dear sweet Jesus! Fulton covers, and gets the one, two, three! WINNER in 33:46 – Stan Fulton Stan gets to his feet and leaves the cage and grabs his title. As he is heading up the ramp, Eric and Attitude Adjuster hop the barricade and climb into the ring. AA locks the door behind them, and the two of them proceed to beat the snot out of Davin, leaving him lying in the middle of the ring as we fade to black. 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