OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (12/14) Live! From Deadman's H

[BookerShark]

We fade back in, and Firewoman walks in, humming "Hark the Herald Angels Sing." She sees Stank, LD, OBJ, ELS and Justin Sane.

FW: Hi guys.

Stank: That's all you got to say? Didn't you have security so this sort of thing--

Stank is interrupted as after listening intently with a big smile on her face, Fire envelops him in a BIG hug. He's too stunned to really do anything, but then finally wriggles free.

Stank: WOMAN! Since when are you the random huggy type?

Fire doesn't answer, but turns toward LD.

FW: Thank you. You said you would do it, and you did.

LDW: Huh?

Fire gives him the same kind of hug.

LDW: What did I do?

FW: Tytan...got rid of him.

LDW: That was months ago.

FW: I know.

She lets go and looks at Justin, OBJ, and ELS.

FW: You were all there too.

ELS: Where?

JS: Are you sure? Sometimes I don't know where I am.

OBJ: *Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelch* That's Australian for what is this Sheila talking about?

FW: It's okay...you would have been.

Fire gives them all similar hugs, and then after releasing them, she walks away smiling, resuming her humming.

LDW: New meds?

Stank: Or off the old ones....now ... back to the New Guard.

*fade*

[BookerShark]

CUT to the New Guard Suite where Stan Fulton, Matt Folz and Chris Evans walk in. J-P Sparxx, Jewel and Martha Rodriguez are already there.

JPS: "Wassup?"

SF: "Nothing. We were in the gym preparing for tonight's match."

J: "Riiiiiiiiight. So that wasn't you attacking Stank and LD."

MF: "Stank and LD were attacked?"

CE: "Show us."

The promo showing Stank & LD getting attacked by The Executioners is shown.

MF: "Huh. Imagine that."

CE: "Wonder who those talented guys are? Ever seen them before, Stan?"

SF: "Never laid an eye on them before. Too bad for Stank and LD. Hope Jack is careful."

FADE

[BookerShark]

As we see Stank and LD leaving the Destroyatorium, DVD comes out of the back room. OBJ and Lobo head over to the bar, where Vic starts pouring them drinks.

El Lobo: That is an angry man.

DVD: Well, there is a lot of history between him and this group, it’s not always easy to just let bygones be and all.

OBJ: Pretty violent history as well.

DVD: Speaking of history, it seems the New Guard is rewriting history to suit their agenda.

El Lobo: Okay, you have my interest piqued, continue.

DVD: Well, their entire mission statement is a lie. They claim that they were being held back, but that could not be farther from the truth. Let’s take the Hawaiians for instance. Jack when we won the tag titles, who was the first team we offered a shot to?

OBJ: The Hawaiians.

DVD: So of course they must have won those titles from us in a hard fought 5 star classic that stayed true to pure sportsmanship.

OBJ: Hell no mate, they pearl harbored us in the bar beforehand leaving us at less than 100 percent going into the match.

El Lobo: Yet the New Guard is suddenly too classy for backstage attacks eh?

DVD: Classy is not the word I would use to describe them. You would think after losing the belts, the Hawaiians must never have received another shot with the way they complain about being “held down” Yet I’m showing them as being four time tag champs. Yeah, no opportunities where given to them.

OBJ: Hell, I don’t think me and Danny were ever even given a shot whenever the Texans held the belts.

DVD: I would have to check, but you may be right Jack. Regardless, you and Danny did not wine about it, you went out and tore down the house no matter who you were matched up against, but these New Guard members are given shot after shot and yet all they do is bi…..(Victors phone rings cutting him off, and he pauses to answer it.)

DVD: Hello. Oh hey Spencer….Yeah the boys are here…..(His face lights up) That’s great news, I’ll tell them…..Yeah, I will be out as soon as I can.

He hangs up with a big smile on his face.

DVD: Danny woke up.

OBJ: (Belches) That’s Australian for excellent news mate.

DVD: I know we have match prep to do, but….

El Lobo: We understand, go, and tell Danny we will stop in to see him after the show.

Vic nods and heads off as we

FADE

[BookerShark]

We join Selena and Fire in the Hallway of Walking Conversations.

FW: Because I'm not wearing that.

SaT: You wanted to do a Christmas show.

FW: Fine.

They get to a door and stop.

SaT: Okay...I'm going to go order our outfits for the Christmas show!

Selena skips down the hall. Fire rubs her temples with her hand before knocking on the door. Davin Moreland opens it and is hit with a flurry of punches. He is driven back as Fire attacks him, catching him off guard.

DM: What the f....hey! .... qui.....What is your pro.......

As he does, though, he realizes that the "punches" aren't really so much punches, and they don't have all the force behind them that one would think they would, and he can easily block them. They're more like soft slaps, in fact. This only adds to his confusion. Fire is also yelling and we can catch only part of it, since it's at the same time as Davin is yelling about being "hit."

FW: ....putting yourself over.......MY funeral.......I got here because of my hard work.........your inflated ego.......

Finally Fire stops yelling, and Davin stops defending himself and just looks at Fire in confusion. Finally, Fire gives him a big hug, like she did to people earlier. He returns it, awkwardly at first, and then more sincerely. Then he goes back to awkward.

DM: Huh?

FW: I love ya, cous'.

Fire turns and walks back out.

DM: Huh?

*FADE*

[BookerShark]

SFJ: Lionheart, why are you and the New Guard going under the disguise of The Executioners instead of facing LD and Stank as yourselves?

CE: For the last time, I have no idea what you are talking about.

SFJ: They're all built just like you and the rest of the New Guard. They even sound like you guys. There's no denying this.

Eh, I'm sure just a coincidence, though I will admit, I like what I see from them. Especially that Captain Excellent. Man, talk about a great name. I see great things in that guy's future.

SFJ: Hell, you're wearing a shirt that says The Executioners on it.

CE: Yeah, they were giving them out, so I bought one. Whats wrong with that? They're great shirts

SFJ: *sigh* Just...just forget it.

*fade to black*

[BookerShark]

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Deadman’s Bay, Labrador

WEAPONS BATTLE ROYAL

The participants head to the ring, there are weapons scattered in the ring already, and the ropes are wrapped with barbed wire. Each participant is also allowed to bring their weapon of choice to the ring. Moose has Happy DethBat, Davin has rebar, Ghosthead brought along a lead pipe, Ricky Soaring Eagle has a two by four, Steve the Lost Viking has a wooden club, Chuckles, who looks terrified, has a chair, Comrade Sharkoff has his chain, and Justin, well, Justin just wanders into the ring with nothing but himself. Chuckles finds himself in the middle of the ring as the bell rings, and he gets PUMMELED by everyone. The blood soaked clown is thrown between the ropes to the floor where he may be dead. Davin and Moose turn on one another and attack one another with a fury usually reserved just for Moose and Alex. In a matter of minutes everyone is a bloody mess, and some fans in the front row look like they are at a Gallagher concert. The look of horror on their faces tells us we have done our job. After fifteen minutes of action, we are down to Justin, Sharkoff, Steve and, technically, Chuckles, though he may still be dead. Sharkoff attacks Steve from behind and throws the Lost Viking out of the ring to the floor. Sharkoff and Justin go toe to toe, and Justin asks him to borrow five bucks. Sharkoff pulls a ruble from his boot and hands it to Sane, Justin stares at it in horror, then grabs Sharkoff and throws him over the top rope to the floor. Chuckles crawls under the bottom rope and struggles to his feet, Justin turns and sees his arch-nemesis (well, one of them anyway) screams DOUGHAWK!!!!!! The lights go off and we hear a helicopter, a chainsaw, chickens clucking, a drum solo from Neal Peart and finally Jim Morrison say “This is the ennnnnnnnnd” the lights come back on, and Chuckles is in the fifth row, unconscious, Justin is standing calmly in the middle of the ring, covered in blood, counting a wad of five dollar bills. The referee approaches carefully and raises his arm in victory.
WINNER in 18:38 – Justin Sane

ALEXIS DARLING vs. ECOSYSTEM

Eco comes to the ring, with that disturbing stoic look on his face. Alexis is announced and takes a page from the Saints of Sinners playbook and storms the ring. Alexis tears into Eco, who fights back with equal fury. The two of them go at one another non-stop for over ten minutes, the action never slowing down. It finally spills out of the ring to the floor where Eco sets up Alexis for the ENDGAME on the floor, but Alexis slips out of it and whips Eco into the guard rail. Alexis gives a look to the ring and sees the referee looking elsewhere, then grabs a bottle and SLAMS it upside Eco’s head! Eco falls to the floor, blood pouring from his head. Lexie rolls him back into the ring and covers, but Eco kicks out at two. Alexis continues the attack and climbs to the top rope for a clothesline, but Eco knocks her off balance and she falls to the floor. Lexie hits the guard rail ribs first and falls to the floor snarling in pain. When Eco comes out of the ring to attack, Lexie grabs a chair and SLAMS Eco right upside the head! Right in front of the referee!
WINNER in 15:33 by disqualification – Ecosystem

Alexis continues the attack until security runs down and separates the two of them, dragging Alexis to the back.

FIREWOMAN & RABBIT MASK vs. ERIC O’MAC & ATTITUDE ADJUSTER

So much for ONE NIGHT ONLY! Team RabbitFire reunites again. Fire and AA renew old hostilities. Fire hammers AA sending him to the floor where the two of them fight for a moment. Fire gets back onto the apron and cheers on Rabbit Mask who has Eric pinned in the corner and is hitting the ten punches of doom. Eric tries an inverted atomic drop, but Rabbit blocks it and hits a spinning heel kick that sends him staggering back into the corner. Fire and Rabbit dominate the match, taking advantage of numerous Eric and AA mistakes, the two of them are just not on the same page tonight. They manage to get the advantage for a moment and Eric plants Rabbit with a DDT in the middle of the ring and tries the MAC ATTACK, but Rabbit moves out of the way and tags in Fire, who hits the BEST FIRESAULT EVER Rabbit Mask spring boards in and hits a SPRINGBOARD 630 then Fire falls on Eric and covers, and gets the one, two, three!
WINNERS in 10:31 – Firewoman & Rabbit Mask

STAN FULTON, MATT FOLZ & CHRIS EVANS vs. LD WILLIAMS, EL LOBO SANGRIENTO & STANK

This is not going to be pretty. The members of the New Guard are announced and are nearly booed out of the building, they all smirk and hold up their titles. The Old Guard is announced and the roof nearly comes off. The match starts, and stays surprisingly clean from the New Guard. The Old Guard actually gets more warnings from the referee as the New Guard are actually WRESTLING. The match goes back and forth for over thirty minutes before finally breaking down. The six men brawl around ringside and back into the ring. Matt Folz has Lobo trapped in the ankle lock when LD grabs him from behind and hits a German suplex. Before LD can get to his feet, Fulton nails him with a DROP LINE! Lobo grabs Fulton as he gets to his feet and hits a SPINEBUSTER, but then gets caught from behind by Evans with a SUPERKICK to the back of the head! Lobo falls between the ropes to the floor, Evans turns around and walks right into a STANK-U! Stank takes advantage of the break down in the match, covers, and gets the one, two, THREE!
WINNERS in 33:04 – Stank, LD Williams & El Lobo Sangriento

THE FLYIN HAWAIIANS & ALEXANDER DARLING vs. TEXPRESS & OUTBACK JACK – OOWF Campeonas de Trios Title Match

Texpress and Jack come out, and the crowd cheers them loudly. Alex and the Hawaiians are out next and they get a decidedly mixed reaction. The referee calls for the bell and we are underway Aina and Jack start things off, and they tear into one another. The Hawaiians quickly gain the advantage and keep Jack isolated in their corner and wear him down with fast tags. Alex mostly stays on the apron, and you can see him kind of get annoyed by it. Finally Kai tags him in, and Alex nails a suplex into a dragon sleeper on Jack, but Chad breaks it up. Aina tags himself into the match, and it continues on. Finally Jack is able to make a tag to Zane, and the Texans are in business. They take over and get several near falls on Kai an Aina, and finally the Hawaiians are able to tag in Alex. Alex takes on both Texans for a moment, then Jack gets in the fray too. The match is starting to break down a little bit, but still remains in the ring. Kai and Aina trade stiff shots with Chad and Zane, while Jack and Alex fight in the corner. Just when things look like they are going to explode, the bell rings, the time limit has expired!
WINNERS - 30 minute time limit draw

Alex offers a handshake to the Texans and Jack, the Hawaiians laugh at this and grab their share of the titles and head to the back. After quick handshakes, Alex follows them

JP SPARXX vs. PSYKLE – OOWF Onslaught Championship Best of Three Series – Match 1

Both men make it to the ring, Sparxx gets booed loudly, Psykle gets a warmer response from the people now that he has dropped IQ. The two meet in the middle of the ring, Sparxx holds up the title and taunts Psykle, but the big man does not change expressions. The two shake hands, the bell rings, and we are off! Sparxx jaws some more at Psykle, and the big man NAILS Sparxx with a double sledge to the face, sending the champ out of the ring into the arms of Jewell, who tries to call a time out, but to no avail. Psykle grabs Sparxx and brings him back into the ring and takes the next five minutes to bounce Sparxx from pillar to post. Psykle gets several near falls, but can’t keep the champ down. Psykle lifts Sparxx for a suplex, but Sparxx catches him with a knee to the face, Psykle drops Sparxx and staggers around the ring. Sparxx gets to his feet and goes for the INSTANT REPLAY he POPS Psykle with the superkick to the jaw, then goes for the roundhouse kick, but Psykle ducks that, grabs Sparxx and hits a FULL NELSON SLAM! Both men are down, and the referee starts the ten count. Sparxx and Psykle both get to their feet about the same time, Psykle lunges at Sparxx, Sparxx takes him down with a drop toe hold sending Psykle onto the middle rope. Sparxx springs over the top rope and drops a knee across the back of Psykle’s head. The big man gets to his feet and staggers around the ring, Sparxx slides back in, waits for Psykle to turn around then NAILS the INSTANT REPLAY! Sparxx covers, hooking the leg hard, and gets the one, two, three!
WINNER in 14:12 – JP Sparxx – Sparxx leads the best of three series 1-0

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