OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Kralendijk, Bonaire
TEXPRESS vs. PHOENIX RISING – Tag Team Showcase MatchThe first match of the three week Tag Team Showcase. The four shake hands to start the match and the bell rings. Alex and Chad start things off, and what starts as some chain wrestling quickly turns into a stiff contest of “top this”. Texpress gain the advantage and cut the ring in half. Chad and Zane get several near falls on Alex, but he keeps kicking out. Alex finally makes the hot tag to Fire and Fire comes in and rocks Zane with several shots to the head and sends him to the mat with a spinning heel kick to the head. Phoenix Rising take over and show a lot of potential using quick tags and good double team moves to keep Chad in their side of the ring. They get several near falls but Zane makes the save. The end of the match comes when Alex goes for a PHOENIX SPLASH but Chad moves out of the way. They both get to their feet and Chad pops Alex with a SUPERKICK then tags in Zane. Zane heads to the top rope, when Alex gets to his feet, Zane nearly decapitates him with a flying clothesline, rolls him up, hooking the leg hard, and gets the one, two, three.
WINNERS in 16:48 – Texpress
After the match, the two teams shake hands and Alex and Fire raise Chad and Zane’s hands in victory, though they are clearly not happy about it.
THE SAINTS OF SINNERS vs. ATTITUDE ADJUSTER & HONCHO WILLIAMS – Tag Team Showcase MatchAA and Honcho are out first, Moose and Eco storm the ring and the fight is on. The two teams brawl around ringside for a bit before the action finally spills into the ring. Eco and AA square off and AA uses some old school cheating tactics to gain the upper hand. AA goes for the pin, but the referee catches him putting his feet on the ropes and refuses to count. AA tags in Honcho and Honcho actually wrestles Eco. Eco makes a comeback and an actual wrestling match takes place. Honcho goes for a superkick, but Eco catches his leg and dumps him to the mat with a capture t-bone suplex, dumping Honcho right on his head. Eco tags Moose into the ring and Honcho manages to make the tag to AA. Moose traps AA in the corner and unleashes a VIOLENCE PARTY beating AA to the mat. AA bails out of the ring and tries to call a time out, but Moose catches him and punches him in the mouth. Moose throws AA back into the ring and as he pulls him to his feet, AA hits a low blow that the referee misses. Moose drops to the mat and falls out of the ring. When AA reaches through the ropes, Moose overreacts a bit and grabs a chair and BLASTS AA in the face, the referee sees it and calls for the bell.
WINNERS in 15:50 by disqualification – Honcho Williams & Attitude Adjuster
Tag Team Showcase StandingsTexpress 1-0
Honcho Williams & Attitude Adjuster 1-0
Phoenix Rising 0-1
Saints of Sinners 0-1
OOWF Invitational Round 3[/u]
CHRIS EVANS vs. CROWINGEvans and Crowing lock up, and it is wrestling at the speed of light. These two appear to be completely evenly matched and neither keeps the advantage for more than a few minutes. Evans is younger, and maybe slightly faster, but Crowing is a wily veteran and has experience on his side. Evans tries to hit the former ICARUS WINGS, but Crowing escapes and takes Evans to the mat and trap him in a Fujiwara arm bar. Evans makes it to the ropes, but before he grabs the bottom rope, Crowing breaks the hold, grabs Evans by the foot and drags him to the middle of the ring and locks him in an ANKLE LOCK! Matt Folz makes his way to ringside and shouts for Evans to fight out of it. When the referee turns his back on Folz, Folz slides Evans brass knucks. Evans finally grabs the bottom rope, hiding the knucks the whole time. Crowing grabs him to pull him to his feet, Folz distracts the referee, and Evans BLASTS Crowing with an uppercut! Crowing is unconscious before he hits the mat, Evans ditches the knucks, Folz tells the referee to turn around, and the ref makes the three count.
WINNER in 25:17 – Chris Evans
LD WILLIAMS vs. STANKTwo long-time friends and OOWF veterans square off. They feel one another out for a bit, the crowd is behind both of them. Finally tempers take over and the match really starts. Stank has the power advantage, but LD is faster. Stank tries to wear LD down with power moves, even hitting a TRIPLE POWERBOMB, but LD kicks out of that at two. LD works on Stank’s knee, we’ll see how 100% it is after this match. LD traps Stank in the figure four and tries for a submission, but the big man refuses to quit. We pass thirty minutes and there is no clear cut advantage for either man. The crowd is roaring their approval for this. At the forty minute mark, the New Guard starts toward the ring with weapons, but the locker room empties, Davin Moreland, El Lobo Sangriento, Texpress, Danny Taylor and Vic catch up with them and chase them to the back before they can ruin an OOWF classic. Danny tries to get his hands on Evans, but Evans slips away through the crowd, nearly getting mauled by the crowd, but it’s still better than what Taylor would have done to him. After nearly sixty minutes of action, the end comes when Stank has LD up for the SOUTHERN COMFORT, but LD kicks free and lands on his feet behind Stank, grabs the big man and takes him down with a CRUCIFIX, all of Stank’s weight ends up on his shoulders and the big man can’t kick out before the three count.
WINNER in 57:44 – LD Williams
After the match, both of them get to their feet and share a manly hug of mutual respect and Stank raises LD’s arm in victory, and the crowd goes insane.
RABBIT MASK vs. DANNY TAYLORThe two shake hands to start the match. Rabbit uses is speed to take Danny off his feet and tries for a quick submission using some MMA inspired arm locks, but Danny is also well-versed in MMA and escapes the hold and gets back to a vertical base. Rabbit runs to the corner and scales the ropes and launches himself at Danny with a cross body block, but Danny catches him and is about to slam him when Rabbit slips free and rolls Danny up from behind for a two count. As Danny kicks out, Rabbit Mask grabs him from behind and traps him in the HARE HOLD, but Danny makes it to the ropes. Rabbit is tenacious, and he runs to the ropes and springs off the middle rope and dives at Danny, but Danny catches him with a big boot to the face! Rabbit’s head snaps back and he hits the mat and appears to be barely conscious. The referee starts the ten count, Danny backs off. Rabbit fights to his feet at eight, but is dazed. He turns around and walks right into a DYNAMITE DROP! Taylor covers and gets the three count.
WINNER in 13:31 – Danny Taylor
After the match, Taylor looks down at Rabbit and motions for the trainers to come out and have a look at him. They help Rabbit to the back. Danny heads behind him, a somber look on his face.
PSYKLE vs. RICKY SOARING EAGLEThese two big men lock up. Psykle gets the early advantage taking Soaring Eagle to the mat with a series of arm drags, keeping him on the mat. Every time Soaring Eagle tries something, Psykle manages to reverse it, which only builds his frustration. Finally both men get to their feet and Psykle charges at Soaring Eagle, but Soaring Eagle ducks and low bridges him sending him to the floor. As Psykle gets back on the apron, Soaring Eagle stuns him with a kick to the side of the head, then drags him into the ring and PLANTS him with a Randy Orton DDT. Soaring Eagle takes over and pummels Psykle with everything he has getting several two counts. After hitting a piledriver, Soaring Eagle thinks he has a three count and argues with the referee when he says it was a two count. Soaring Eagle turns back to Psykle and Psykle unleashes hell and hits a PSYCHO DRIVER! Psykle covers, and gets the three count with Soaring Eagle kicking out just a second too late.
WINNER in 14:03 – Psykle
STAN FULTON & MATT FOLZ vs. COMRADE SHARKOFF & GHOSTHEAD – Texas Tornado MatchFulton and Folz attack before the bell rings. Fulton and Sharkoff spill out of the ring and hammer one another with anything not nailed down. Folz and Ghosthead take a slightly different approach, Folz approaches Ghosthead cautiously and the two of them slowly circle. Ghosthead sees his opening and darts in and takes Folz to the mat. The two of them put on a clinic of moves and counter moves, Ghosthead catches Folz off guard when he springs off the middle rope and catches Folz with a knee to the jaw that sends him out of the ring to the floor. A bloody Stan Fulton makes his way back into the ring and grabs Ghosthead from behind, spins him around and PLANTS him with a headbutt between the eyes. The match degrades into an all-out brawl, and soon all four men are bloody messes. Sharkoff seems to have got the worst of it as Folz HAMMERS him in the face with his chain. The end of the match sees Ghosthead down on the floor after a belly to belly suplex by Fulton. Stan climbs into the ring but gets blindsided by a chain wrapped fist from Sharkoff. Sharkoff starts to the top rope, but a dazed Folz catches him on the outside, Folz grabs Sharkoff and hits a TOP ROPE OLYMPIC SLAM FROM THROUGH THE GUATEMALAN ANNOUNCE TABLE! The crowd responds with a very appropriate HOLY SHIT chant. Folz rolls a barely conscious Sharkoff into the ring, Fulton hits a DROP LINE and gets the three count.
WINNERS in 22:22 – Stan Fulton & Matt Folz
TEXPRESS vs. THE SAINTS OF SINNERS – Tag Team Showcase MatchThe Saints storm the ring to start the match, but Texpress are ready for them. Chad ducks a clothesline from Eco and backdrops him over the top rope to the floor. Moose charges at Chad and Zane, but they take him to the mat with a FLAPJACK, then lock him in a double surf board trying for a submission. Moose does not quit, so the match actually settles down into an honest to god wrestling match. Chad and Zane keep Moose isolated and maintain the early advantage, but Moose eventually fights back and makes the tag, and for perhaps the first time, the Saints of Sinners prove they can actually
wrestle. Moose and Eco hit some nice double team moves and keep Zane on their side of the ring. The match appears to be over after Moose and Eco hit a SPIKE PILEDRIVER on Zane, but Chad dives into the ring at the last second to make the save. The end comes minutes later when Zane makes the tag and Chad comes in and dumps Eco out of the ring, then BLINDSIDES Moose with a SUPERKICK! As Moose staggers off the ropes, Chad kicks him in the gut and rolls him into a small package for the three count.
WINNERS in 17:54 – Texpress
ATTITUDE ADJUSTER & HONCHO WILLIAMS vs. PHOENIX RISING – Tag Team Showcase MatchFirewoman and Attitude Adjuster start things off, there is certainly some bad blood there. Fire backs AA into the corner with a series of knife edge chops. She whips him to the opposite corner and AA does the Flair flip, lands on the apron, runs down the apron, right into a right cross from Alex. Alex throws AA back into the ring and Fire gets a two count. AA gets to his feet and nails Fire with a scientific thumb to the eye, then tags in Honcho. Honcho spends the next ten minutes in the match, at first he has the advantage, but Fire catches him with a Randy Orton backbreaker and tags in Alex. Phoenix Rising take over and get several near falls on Honcho, but each time AA comes in and breaks it up. Fire and Alex hit a superplex/Phoenix Splash combo for a two count, but AA kicks Fire in the head to break things up. The match breaks down and all four brawl. While Honcho and Alex are fighting, AA grabs the DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Title from #Heel Cardboard Cutout Johnny Adrenaline and SLAMS it upside Fire’s head. She collapses to the mat in a heap and AA covers. The referee turns around, naturally he didn’t see a thing, and makes the three count.
WINNERS in 17:03 – Attitude Adjuster & Honcho Williams
Tag Team Showcase StandingsTexpress 2-0
Honcho Williams & Attitude Adjuster 2-0
Phoenix Rising 0-2
Saints of Sinners 0-2
JP SPARXX vs. MAI MUYO – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchMai and Sparxx shake hands to start. They lock up and Sparxx uses a hair pull to take Mai to the mat. Sparxx tries some mat moves but Mai reverses it and gets to her feet and catches Sparxx with a spinning heel kick right upside the head. The action continues on at a furious pace. Sparxx bails out and seeks Jewel, but Mai cuts him off before he can get to her with a suicide dive between the ropes. Mai takes control and gets several near falls on the champ, even forcing the champ to use two rope breaks. Mai climbs to the top for a MOONSAULT, but Sparxx lunges toward the ropes and crotches her on the top. Sparxx grabs Mai and hits a LEAPING TOP ROPE POWERBOMB! He folds Mai up but she kicks out at two. Sparxx waits for her to get to her feet and tries the INSTANT REPLAY, but Mai ducks it and springs to the ropes, she springboards off the middle rope right into a SUPERKICK! Sparxx pulls a stunned Mai up, hits a JEM DROP and gets the three count.
WINNER in 13:21 – JP Sparxx
THE FLYIN HAWAIIANS vs. DAVIN MORELAND & EL LOBO SANGRIENTO – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchAll four men make it to the ring, the bell rings and the match begins. The Hawaiians try to get the early advantage through nefarious means, but Lobo and Davin fight back and catch The Kai with a double team ELEVATED REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER! Lobo covers, but Aina breaks it up at two. The four men brawl a little bit, and the Hawaiians catch Lobo with the BUTTERFLY EFFECT! Aina covers that, but Davin makes the save. The referee finally restores order and a regular tag team match breaks out. The Hawaiians gain the upper hand because, let’s face it, Davin sucks at tag team wrestling, and he and Lobo have never teamed before. They keep Lobo on their side of the ring and double team him, beating the big man to the mat. Lobo fights back and catches The Kai with a SPINEBUSTER then makes the hot tag to Davin. Davin comes in and cleans house, clotheslining Aina over the top rope to the floor and hitting a HELLEVATOR on The Kai! Davin covers, but The Kai kicks out at two. On the outside Aina grabs Lobo and pulls him off the apron and slams him face first into the ring post. Inside the ring, Davin grabs Kai for a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER but The Kai shoves him toward the ropes where Aina SLAMS him in the face with a heabutt. Davin staggers backward, holding his head, blood running from a gash above his eye. The Kai grabs Davin and they hit a MOLOKAI COCKTAIL! The Kai covers and gets the one, two, three!
WINNERS in 18:11 – The Flyin Hawaiians
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