OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
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MAI MUYO vs. COMRADE SHARKOFF – Winner Gets a Shot at the DDT TitleMai and Sharkoff are announced and make their way to the ring. Mai has a funny look on her face and grabs a mic before the bell rings.
Dear Sharkoff…….I wish you no harm. I have plans for Moose…….he sees things not as they are, but as he is told. Taking the DDT title from him will only make that worse……and I am not going to be responsible for that……at least……not right now.Mai bows and leaves the ring and backs up the ramp. The referee calls for the bell and starts the ten count. Ten seconds later, Comrade Sharkoff wins the match via count out.
WINNER in :10 – Comrade Sharkoff
Sharkoff climbs to the middle turnbuckle and yells at the crowd. With his back turned, the rest of the New Guard storm the ring. Fulton grabs Sharkoff off the middle rope and KILLS him with a RAZOR’S EDGE (we should come up with a name for that…..Bagger 288, look it up.) The rest of the New Guard put the boots to Sharkoff and leave him a bloody mess before finally leaving the ring.
RICKY SOARING EAGLE vs. GHOSTHEAD vs. EL LOBO SANGRIENTOEveryone gets introduced and comes to the ring, before the bell rings, Psykle makes his way to ringside and takes a seat. The bell rings and Ghosthead and Lobo tear into one another. The two enemies renew hostilities, while Ricky Soaring Eagle wisely remains in the corner and jaws with Psykle. Finally Soaring Eagle gets involved, and the three of them put on a brutal showing. The end of the match comes with Ghosthead on the outside. As he is about to get back into the ring, a masked man grabs him from the crowd and pulls him over the barricade into the crowd. The two of them brawl, and security floods the area, but the masked man slips away. Meanwhile in the ring, Soaring Eagle sets Lobo up for the RETURN TO THE EARTH, but he takes a little too long jawing with Psykle on the outside, and Lobo is able to slip from his grip and take him to the mat and trap him in the THREE WOLF MOON! Soaring Eagle snarls in pain and tries to make the ropes, but Lobo has him trapped good, and finally RSE has no choice, he taps out.
WINNER in 20:16 – El Lobo Sangriento
Lobo leaves the ring, Psykle just gets to his feet and looks at Soaring Eagle and shakes his head. Soaring Eagle gets to his feet and is furious. He goes after the referee, but the ref escapes to safety.
PHOENIX RISING vs. ATTITUDE ADJUSTER & HONCHO WILLIAMSPhoenix Rising take it to AA and Honcho. It seems they have finally gelled as a team and dominate most of the match. Honcho, Fire and Alex put on a wrestling clinic, while AA brings the cheating to get the advantage for his team. Honcho POPS Fire with a SUPERKICK and AA sets her up for a PILEDRIVER, but Alex makes the save. Fire, annoyed now, fights back and hits the VOODOO DROP on AA and covers, but AA gets his foot on the bottom rope. Fire tags Alex in, and Alex pulls AA up and is about to go for the DARLING DRIVER when AA slides off his back and rolls him up from behind! What the referee DOESN’T see is that AA has a handful of tights AND his feet on the ropes! Honcho stops Fire from breaking up the pin, and Alex kicks out, but it is a second too late, AA steals one for his team!
WINNERS in 16:11 – Phoenix Rising
LD WILLIAMS vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK – Pick Your Poison Match for the DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Title, No DQ for MooseLD is out fist, and gets a rousing ovation. Moose comes out next, and is booed out of the building. Moose has no expression on his face at all. LD offers his hand to Moose to start the match, but Moose just turns his back on him, sending a message there for sure. The bell rings, and the two tear into one another. Brutal match, with the two essentially just beating the shit out of one another. After almost fifteen minutes of this, LD lifts Moose for a suplex, then dumps him on the top rope, Moose bounces off the top rope and falls to the floor, smacking his head on the floor fairly hard. While Moose is on the floor, Matt Folz rushes to the ring with a pair of brass knuckles and takes a swing at LD, but LD ducks it pretty easily. What he doesn’t duck is the lead pipe to the back of the head from Sparxx. LD never saw it coming. LD is laid out in the middle of the ring, Moose struggles to his feet on the outside. The referee had started the ten count, Moose makes it, LD does not. The referee waves off the match.
WINNER via LD not being able to answer the bell – in 16:21 – Moosehead Jack
After the match, Stank comes to the ring to check on LD and the New Guard attack. As good as LD and Stank are, 7 on 2 are poor odds and they are soon beat down to the mat. Moose grabs HDB from beneath the ring and is about to come in……to do what, no one is really sure I guess…but he stops and cocks his head. Moose snarls in rage and throws down HDB and heads to the back, holding his head. Texpress, Danny, Lobo and Psykle come to the ring, everyone but Danny has a weapon and they quickly clear the ring of the New Guard before any more damage can be done.
STAN FULTON vs. STANK – Pick Your Poison MatchSecurity is out again trying to separate the men. They get Stank into the ring, and Fulton manages to slip into the ring behind him and attack Stank from behind. This more annoys Stank than hurts him. The two big men tear into one another and brawl all around ringside, up the ramp, back down the ramp, all over the place. They are both bloody messes. Stank has Stan down on one knee and calls for the STANK U! Before he can hit is, Fulton grabs the referee and tries to explain the appeal of living in Minnesota to him. Meanwhile….Chris Evans…..who had been hiding under the ring the whole time…..comes out and climbs onto the apron, spins Stank around and BLASTS him with a brass knuckle shot to the temple! Stank staggers and grabs the rope, a second one drops him to one knee, a third sends him to the mat. Fulton shoves the referee aside while Evans disappears again, hits the DROPLINE and gets the one, two, three!
WINNER in 18:44 – Stan Fulton
Evans helps Fulton to his feet, the champ is a bloody mess, and is holding his ribs, and hobbling a little on one knee. Evans grabs a chair, but LD, Texpress, Psykle and Lobo are back on their way to the ring so Fulton and Evans disappear into the crowd.
TEXPRESS & DANNY TAYLOR vs. THE FLYIN HAWAIIANS & CHRIS EVANS – OOWF Campeonas de Trios title MatchAfter all the attacks that go on….this one never has a chance. The six men brawl around the ring. Danny does everything to get his hands on Evans again, but Evans keeps away from him. Kai and Aina brawl with Chad and Zane, this is just a straight up fight. After a few minutes of this, Fulton, Mai, Folz and Sparxx come out, which only brings out Psykle, Lobo, Stank and LD. A seven on seven war ensues and security comes out and tries to stop it, but they are overwhelmed. Soon enough, the Riot Police are out there as well. Officials start to lower the cage for the Onslaught match and someone throws Sparxx into the ring. They are finally all separated, somehow without the use of tear gas. Just before the cage comes all the way down, Crowing comes through the crowd and slides under the cage into the ring.
WINNERS – No Contest, No Match
JP SPARXX vs. CROWING – OOWF Onslaught Championship Steel Cage Match – Onslaught Rules – No Time LimitThe cage is not in play in this one, it is there to keep people out. That doesn’t keep Sparxx from drawing his three referee warnings from using it to split Crowing wide open. Sparxx dominates a large part of the match, battering Crowing and dropping knees onto the gash on his head. Crowing fights back and gets several near falls after high risk moves on Sparxx, but he can’t quite keep him down. You have to wonder if Crowing is thinking about his last match stopped because of blood loss, thankfully, this is a different referee. The end of the match comes with both men on the top rope fighting it out. Sparxx hammers Crowing with forearms to the side of the head, stunning him. He grabs Crowing and sets him up for a TOP ROPE GEM DROP but Crowing HAMMERS him with elbows to the side of the head and slips off of Sparxx shoulders. They are still on the top rope, and Crowing maneuvers a stunned Sparxx around and hits TOP ROPE RAVENS WING! OH……..MY……GOD!!!!!!! The crowd actually goes silent for a moment, thinking Sparxx just died inside the ring. Jewel is SHOCKED on the outside. Crowing crawls over to Sparxx, drapes his arm across him and gets the one…..two…..three!
WINNER in 47:28 – and NEW OOWF Onslaught Champion – Crowing!
The cage rises, and the New Guard is immediately on the way to the ring, but Crowing grabs his title and slides out of the cage and heads through the crowd. Crowing poses in the crowd, raising the title above his head taunting the New Guard. Inside the ring, they are not pleased.
PSYKLE vs. MATT FOLZ – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchPsykle dominates the match early, using his huge size advantage to throw Folz around the ring. But Folz, the wily veteran, capitalizes on a Psykle mistake and takes the big man to the mat where he works his knees, back and neck, keeping the big man down. The crowd cheers wildly for Psykle and he is able to get back to his feet and back into the match. Psykle catches Folz on the top rope and CHOKESLAMS him to the mat! Psykle calls for the PSYCHO DRIVER, but Folz catches him with several kicks to the knees staggering the big man. Folz tries a whip to the ropes but Psykle reverses it and sends Folz to the ropes. Folz holds on and Psykle charges at him and Folz low bridges him sending him to the floor. As Psykle tumbles over the top rope to the floor, his foot clips the referee. As soon as Psykle hits the floor, Ricky Soaring Eagle comes out and BLASTS him with repeated chair shots to the back and back of the head. He throws the chair down angrily and storms to the back. Folz tries to get the big man back into the ring, but he can’t, so he drops him and rolls into the ring and takes the count out win.
WINNER via count out in 22:11 – Matt Folz
Folz grabs the Intercontinental title and stands with hit in his hands. Psykle slowly gets to his feet, sees that Folz has his title and climbs back into the ring, but Folz BLASTS him in the face with it as he is coming through the ropes, then slings it over his shoulder and walks to the back, ducking debris from the crowd.
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