OOWF MidWeek Mayhem #499
Live! From Detroit Michigan
Russ:
Good Evening and Welcome to a Historic MidWeek Mayhem! We come to you live from Detroit, Michigan!Nash:
Detroit Rock City. My home town. I remember going 60 minutes with The Sheik here in ‘84Razz:
That musta been off da chain!Nash:
It was, I hit him with one for the win. Great booking.Razz:
If you do say so yourself.Russ:
Regardless of that, you have to wonder if there will be fallout from the Grand Slam ceremony last night!Razz:
The question on everyone’s mind is, will Ecosystem or Moosehead Jack be here?Nash:
They were both ringside in ’67 when I beat Rikidozan in 2 straight falls for the AWA Cruiserweight Title.Russ:
Rikidozan died in 1963!Nash:
He did work a little stiffRuss:
Wait, we are getting word that there has been some kind of altercation in the back!<Cut to the back of the arena. J-P Sparxx is laid out in a pile of broken pallets, unconscious. Jewel rushes over, just finding him. She checks him, asking if he’s okay and getting no response. She screams for help as the camera pans to the Japanese inscribed life preserver lying on the floor just feet away.>
Russ:
J-P Sparxx is out! He can’t compete tonight!<just as Russ finishes the lights in the arena go off>
Razz::
What is going on here tonight?[/b]
< A spotlight turns on and there stands MOOSEHEAD JACK! Moose has a mic, and once the boos die down, he begins to speak>
Did you miss me? <boos> No, of course you didn’t miss me. The last time you saw me, you thought Stank had broken my neck. You thought he had ended my career, and you cheered for him. <shaking his head> All you have done is confirm what I have thought all along, every single one of you is a piece of trash, and I hate you all.
<Moose pauses for a moment and lets the boos rain down, but then he begins to speak again>
You know, all I have heard today is “why Moose, why? Why would you try to ruin Fire and Alex’s moment?” Now, I hear that same stupid question from you ignorant pieces of shit all the damn time, and to be perfectly honest…….<Moose spits these words with rage> I don’t owe any of you a goddamn thing.
<boos rain down>
As for those in the back who have asked me the same thing…….things will be made clear in time…….trust me.
But I am not here to let the world know what I think of OOWF fans though. What I am here for is to give you a little Quinn family history. <boos> Yeah, I know, you think you have heard it all. You think you know all the answers, you think you know the story……..you don’t. He has not sent me out here. He is gone, and He will stay gone until
I decide to bring him back……..what I am going to do is tell you who He is.
<a general murmur from the crowd spreads through the arena>
You see, things weren’t always shit for Lisa and I, oh no. When we were real young kids, we didn’t live right in the middle of shithole Detroit. We lived in one of the suburbs. A nice house with a nice yard. Now, we didn’t have silver spoons stuck up our asses like SOME people, but we did alright. Sean worked at the River Rouge plant, mom waited tables for a little money on the side. We weren’t rich, but we did ok. They worked hard to support three kids.
You heard me right. Three kids.
What none of you idiots out there know, and only a very few of the boys in the back know, is there was another Quinn. I had a twin brother. As you can probably guess from the events of Territorial Beatings…….his name was Patrick. As kids, Me, Patrick and Lisa LOVED wrestling. Every Saturday morning we would watch it on tv. We would wrestle in the back yard. Even though Patrick and I were only six, and Fire was just three, we were careful, we watched out for one another, and Sean and Rose were never far away, keeping an eye on the kids. Except that one day. That one day Sean was working some overtime at the plant, and Rose was covering a shift at the restaurant for a friend. We had some teenage babysitter there who was more concerned with the piece of ass she was talking to on the phone than three young kids in her charge. We had just got done watching some old NWA, where the Road Warriors DESTROYED some jobbers. We were hooked, that is all we wanted to be. We tore out into the back yard, and we wrestled. We spent hours practicing moves and trying our best to be Hawk and Animal.
Then, I got the bright idea to try the Doomsday Device. Lisa and Patrick weren’t really on board, but I convinced them. I got Patrick on my shoulders, and Fire jumped off the porch and clotheslined him. His leg caught on my shoulder and I dropped him awkwardly. Patrick landed right on top of his head. We both heard the awful crack. The fact was, Patrick was dead before either of us could call for help.
<Moose pauses for a moment to let things sink in, and regroup. The crowd is silent>
After that……things were never the same again. Sean started drinking to cope with the loss, and because he heard Patrick too. He got mean and violent. They kept Patrick’s room just as it was the day he died. A fucking shrine to their dead son. I wandered in there once, just to remember, and Sean nearly beat me to death. His drinking got him fired from Ford, and without that money, there was no house in the suburbs. There was no nice lawn to play on. We moved into Detroit, right onto Military Street, the fucking shit hole of Detroit. Sean worked odd jobs, but drank. He drank to keep Patrick out of his head. Lisa and I both heard it too, we knew who He was. He was our brother. And he was angry.
Rose, Rose did what she could, but she could never cope with the loss, and she couldn’t cope with Sean’s drinking. She turned to heroin to quiet her head and cope with her problems. We lived like homeless people. We never knew whether there would be a meal or not. They still preserved Patrick’s room, and Sean would beat us if we so much as walked by it. Patrick had his own room. Lisa and I slept on the floor, on a pile of filthy fucking blankets, if we were lucky.
<Moose pauses again, and the crowd is still shocked to silence>
You wanted to know who Patrick is? That is who Patrick is. That is who He is. He is angry. There is a line that LD used in a promo, something about revenge for being born……….yeah, that much is true. Patrick blames me for his death, it was my idea to try the Doomsday Device, and it killed him. You wonder why I listened to Him? Because I killed him. Stank…….you never could have killed Him because he was already gone. And you didn’t kill me, why? Stank, you knew. You knew who He was, and you kept pushing. Remember that day in Oklahoma? I told you. Your jaw dropped. You knew who He was, and what He was to me, and yet you kept pushing. Why Stank?
<Moose pauses for a moment and regroups>
I did a lot of thinking while I was out. The doctors said I missed a broken neck by a fraction of an inch. And not one of those broken necks that heal over time. A broken neck that would have left me a quadriplegic, or worse. A broken neck that would have ended my career, and probably my life. I thought about walking away, but I can’t do that. I thought about the things I have done, I broke Alexis Darling’s neck, why? Because I hate her brother so much? Or because she was the twin that survived?
I make no apologies for what I have done. And I make no apologies for what I will do in the future. For now, He is gone. He is a memory. I buried Patrick Quinn twenty seven years ago……..I have to bury him again tonight.
<Moose pulls out a framed picture from his pocket and looks at it>
Patrick <Moose chokes up a little bit here, and a single tear runs down his cheek. He fights it, but you can see he is struggling>……….I am sorry. It was an accident. I never meant to hurt you. I wish to god it never happened, I wish you could have grown up and been in this ring with Lisa and I. This is the best I can do…….Rest in Peace brother.
<Moose lays the picture down on the mat, drops the mic and leaves the ring, the crowd is still stunned into silence>
AWESOME BILL FROM DAWSONVILLE & JUSTIN SANE vs. POWER & GLORY“Insane in the Brain” plays and Awesome Bill From Dawsonville and Justin Sane make their way to the ring, riding on the back of Drunkey the Donkey! The crowd pops pretty loud for them. Bill has his ever present quart jar of Pine Cone Party Likker with him. They climb to the corners while Power and Glory appear to the strains of Jessica Simpson. (http://youtu.be/ahDg0kQxTtI ) The ladies dance to the ring and slap the fans hands while Wyatt follows with a small bag.
The ladies enter the ring and begin dancing with Awesome Bill and Justin. Wyatt offers to hold Bill's jar so he can dance with the ladies easier. Wyatt places it in the bag. When the music stops Awesome Bill asks for his jar back from Wyatt who gives it to him with a smile as the bell rings.
Bill hands the jar to Justin to watch for him and starts the match out against Glory who holds out her hand to Bill to shake. Bill takes her hand and tips his hat like a gentleman and goes to give her a hug. We hear Glory say “Sorry” as she turns the hug into a belly to belly suplex. Awesome Bill is like, what the hell as he walks into an arm drag. Glory shrugs her shoulders and points to the timekeeper as to say the match has started. Awesome Bill shakes his head and tries to lock up with Glory but she goes low with a drop toe hold and goes for an ankle lock but Bill just shrugs it off and reaches to the ropes for the clean break. Glory tags in Power who holds out her hand. Awesome Bill is like HAAAAIL NO, I'm not that dumb and turns around to ask Justin if that was right. Apparently he is as Power goes behind with a waist lock and hits a series of three German Suplexes. Power goes for the quick tag but Awesome Bill doesn't let the referee get down for the one count as he powers Power off him and through the ropes.
Conference time for both teams as Bill asks Justin what just happened and Wyatt and the ladies discuss what to do next. Power rolls in and pushes Bill into Justin that forces the tag. Justin looks surprised and cautiously enters the ring against Power. Power reaches into her...cleavage and pulls out...a five dollar bill? Justin goes to take it and finds himself whipped into Power and Glory's corner for some good old fashioned double teaming. Justin gets tossed across the ring and scrambles to corner.
Bill tags in and hits a bulldog. Power is up quickly and hits a bulldog of her own. They give each other a little golf clap and lock up again. Bill tosses Power into the corner and goes for a Stinger Splash. Power catches him turns around and belly to belly suplexes him to the mat. Test of strength goes to Power at first, then Bill puts her on her knees and hits the ropes for a knee lift. Power ducks and sweeps Bills leg, putting him in an Indian Death Lock and bridging back to make the tag to Glory. Glory dives in and drops an elbow on Bill’s head. They toss him into the ropes together and hit a nice backdrop. Justin charges in and goes in full blast, tackling Glory to the mat. She bucks him off and Justin rolls to the outside. Glory follows, but doesn’t see Justin. He comes running around the corner, jumps on and then off of Drunkey’s back and leaps; nearly 10 feet in the air. Glory catches him and goes to plant him against the ring post. Justin wiggles loose, then grabs Glory and attempts the HIGH RISK HEADLOCK! Glory manages to stop Sane’s momentum and push Justin into the post instead. She rolls in and Justin makes his way around to his corner and tags in. He finds himself heading into the ropes, in what appears to be a double dropkick attempt, but drops the five dollar bill and stops to pick it up. Power and Glory miss! Justin reaches over to tag in Awesome Bill, who picks up his jar of Pine Cone Party Likker and walks over to the prone ladies and pours some into each of their mouths and then downs the rest of the jar himself.....
...and Awesome Bill promptly falls to the ground holding his throat as if he'd been poisoned. Wyatt begins laughing and jumping maniacally as the ladies pick up Awesome Bill and hit the DOUBLE ELIMINATION! Cover, 1…..2…..NO! Justin is in to break up the pin! Power snatches Justin up.. Gorilla Press Slam… OVER the ropes! Justin lands on Drunkey! The mule takes Justin on a wild ride around ringside! Meanwhile, Glory pulls Bill to his feet again. ANOTHER DOUBLE ELIMINATION! This time there is no doubt 1..2..3.
WINNER, in 9:45, Power and Glory!
Justin finally gets bucked off and goes to check on his fallen partner. He then runs over to Wyatt and the ladies and takes the bag from them. Justin pulls out a full jar of Pine Cone Party Likker and an empty bottle of Deja Blue. OMG, Awesome Bill is suffering from Water Poisoning!(tm WC Fields) He quickly administers a medicinal dose of Pine Cone Party Likker to Awesome Bill, turns to the ladies corner, pounds his chest and screams DOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHAAAAAAAAAWWWWWKKKKKKK!!! The lights go out, we hear a chainsaw, an elephant trumpet, an angelic ladies choir, and then the sound of a large man storming down a flight of stairs. When the lights come back on, Power and Glory are somehow in their Naughty Secretary outfits, Wyatt is face down in the ring wearing...a weasel suit? And Awesome Bill is on the Armenian Announce Table finishing the rest of his Pine Cone Party Likker. And Justin is in the other corner from the ladies. As Jessica Simpson fires up again the ladies invite Justin over to dance with them...they hesitate until Glory holds out a five dollar bill. Justin runs over...and steps on Wyatt in the process...and begins dancing with the ladies. Wyatt begins to stir and the ladies go to help Wyatt up. It takes him a moment to realize that he is in a weasel suit and when he does he goes ballistic...until he sees Power and Glory in the Naughty Secretary outfits and realizes it's the price of victory. He turns to Justin and shakes his hand, then reaches under the ring and pulls out...a cooler? He opens the cooler and pulls out Zevia Root Beer and more Pine Cone Party Likker...Justin opens the jar to check it and his mohawk parts to indicate it's the real thing. He yells at Awesome Bill and all five friends toast a fun but strange match in the middle of the ring.....
CHAD MADISON vs. MAI MUYOChad is out first and high fives the fans on the way to the ring. Mai makes her entrance, and gets a pretty cold reaction. She climbs in the ring, while Chad is chatting up a curvy blonde in the front row. The referee looks around and yells for Chad to get back in the ring and begins the 10 count. Chad hops back in the ring at 5 and locks up with Mai. She catches him with a left hand and sends him into the corner. Mai works Chad over for a few minutes, but not in the way he’d prefer. He staggers out and eats an enziguri. She goes up top and looks to fly off, but Chad bumps the ropes and she lands on the turnbuckle. He runs up and hits a superplex! Chad floats over for the cover, but Mai is up at 2. Chad takes control, keeping Mai off balance with deep arm drags and snap dropkicks. He sends her into the ropes, but she ducks his clothesline and hits a back handspring elbow. Mai hits a number of stiff kicks that leave Chad writhing on the ground. Mai backs up.. Shining Wizard! Cover 1….2…. Chad kicks out nanoseconds before the ref’s hand hits the mat for 3. Mai is not happy, and begins to hit Chad stiffer and stiffer. Lung Blower followed by a Tiger Driver for a 2 count. She snaps off a standing hurricanrana for another 2 count. Chad staggers to his feet, and Mai calls for the Endgame! Chad blocks, goes behind her and hits a release German suplex. He pulls Mai’s head between his knees (again, not in the way he’d prefer) and lifts her for a …power bomb? He brings her down on the top rope, then up again.. SLINGHSOT POWERBOMB! Chad scales the top rope and waits for Mai to get to her feet. He winks at the curvy blonde, who is shaking her tits and blowing Chad kisses……. And leaps off with a LARIAT! Mai hits the mat hard. Chad climbs on top (once again… never mind) and gets the 1…..2…..3!
WINNER in 10:12, Chad Madison!
RICKY SOARING EAGLE vs. EL LOBO SANGRIENTOEagle and Lobo have a stare down at the bell. Lobo shakes his head, then Ricky leans back and head-butts him between the eyes. Lobo is stunned, and gets beaten down into the corner and takes 3 elbow strikes from Eagle before the referee steps in to get a break. Lobo gets whipped across the ring and RSE follows up with an avalanche, ringing Lobo’s bell at the same time. Scoop slam. Jumping leg drop. Spine buster for a 2 count. Eagle is relentless and keeps pounding away on Lobo. The masked man starts to fight back, and wallops RSE with a forearm to the jaw that gives him the opening he needs. RSE comes off the ropes with a diving shoulder block. ELS picks him up, and hits a brain buster for a quick 2 count. Lobo hits a dropkick and springboards into a plancha when RSE tries to bail to the floor. They tumble into the barricade, Eagle getting the worst of it. The crowd fires lobo up, and he tosses RSE back inside. Lobo’s lucha training shows through as he takes an arm bar, walks up the turnbuckles, across the top ropes, and tumbles off, slinging Eagle across the ring into the corner for a speedy baseball slide kick to the head. Lobo tries a Boston Crab, but RSE manages to kick him away and get to his feet. Lobo swings, and RSE turns it into an atomic drop. Big Boot. High impact power slam. And Eagle points to the sky. He slings ELS over his shoulder.. RETURN TO THE EARTH! This one is over. 1…..2…..3.
WINNER in 11:22, Ricky Soaring Eagle.
Eagle pushes the referee away as he tries to raise Ricky’s hand. Eagle pulls Lobo up and… DYNAMITE DROP? Ricky walks to the back; scowling, but pleased with himself. Danny comes out to help Lobo to his feet as Ricky watches from the stage, motioning to the crowd that he wants the Intercontinental Title.
ZANE MYERS vs. STAN FULTONMyers is out first to a nice pop. He does some glad-handing around the ring as Fulton makes his way to the ring. They square off and we get some big man pushing and shoving. Fulton has the weight advantage, but Myers is more muscular, so neither man gains a real edge. Fulton with an arm bar, Myers ducks under and reverses. Fulton reverses that and grabs a hammerlock. Myers reverses. Fulton reverses and hits a belly to back suplex. He drops a knee across Myers chest and covers for a 2 count. Myers kicks out pretty easily, and gets to his feet in time to block a judo kick. Myers throws a forearm, which Fulton avoids and hits a spinning chop to the chest that echoes loudly through the arena, drawing the customary “Whoooo” from the crowd. Fulton tries again, and Myers blocks it and knees Stan in the gut. Zane sets up a pile driver, lifts, then falls forward with a front pile driver. Somewhere, Ed Wisowski is smiling. (Google it people) Myers does not go for a cover, but drops a couple of leg drops across the back of his head. Fulton crawls to the ropes and is getting to his feet, when Myers rushes in for a knee strike. Fulton senses this and pulls the referee in front of it ‘accidentally’ and Myers turns his attention to the official. Bad move. Fulton stars peppering Myers with chops and punches, driving Myers into a corner. Avalanche. Myers staggers out. Power slam. Fulton tosses Myers into the ropes. Zane ducks a clothesline, hits the opposite ropes and launches off with a shoulder block…. Which Fulton catches and turns into a BACKCUT SLAM that makes the ring shift 6 inches. The referee crawls over and counts 1…..2….3!
WINNER in 8:33, Stan Fulton
STANK vs. CHRIS EVANSWe get a pretty clean start. Stank powers out of the lockup and pounds Evans in the corner. CE ducks through the ropes and gets a clean-ish break. He grabs Evans and tosses him through the turnbuckles straight into the ring post. Evans recoils and eats a belly to back suplex. Stank lifts Evans overhead, but he slides down the back and hits a back cracker. Evans shows his technical roots tying Stank up in an abdominal stretch, then a cross face that turns into a LaBell lock. Evans wrenches back, but his grip slips due to Stank’s wide shoulder base. Evans goes all kicky-stompy on Stank, who manages to get to the ropes. Evans gives the clean break, then kicks Stank full in the face before he gets to his feet. Evans looks like he wants to set up the package pile driver, but Stank shrugs him off and pops him in the jaw with a back elbow. Stank gains some momentum driving Evans to the mat with a power slam and then a beautiful delay vertical suplex. Stank looks to catch CE in the Catch-22, but Evans scurries to the ropes. Suddenly, Familiar music hits, and the Onslaught Champion is now standing on the stage, belt over his shoulder, arms crossed, just observing. Stank sees him and stares his brother down. Evans gets to his feet, and goes to hit Stank from behind. Stank senses this and catches Evans with a vicious clothesline. He hoists him on his shoulders… STANK-U! Ghost uncrosses him arms and puts hands on hips, and Stank catches the movement and delays going for the cover, 1…..2….NO! Evans is up, but just barely. Stank pulls up and sets him on the top turnbuckle.. CRADLE TO THE GRAVE! Ghosthead takes two steps towards the ring, and Stank pops up, Ghost stops, and Stank leans over the ropes yelling something indistinguishable at his brother. Evans crawls up from behind and low blows Stank, rolling him up for 1….2…..3!
WINNER in 7:23, Chris Evans
Evans celebrates his win, even laughing at Stank. Stank on his knees continues his death stare at his brother. Ghost returns the stare for a few minutes, then silently turns and heads to the back.
RABBIT MASK vs. CROWING – Detroit Street FightCrowing comes down in jeans and his black hoodie, because Wrestling Rule #7897 says to wear jeans to a street fight. Rabbit Mask comes down in his regular ring gear. Boo. Crowing meets him on the ramp and the brawl begins. Crowing gets tossed over the barricade and into the crowd. RM takes a woman’s purse and smacks Crow with it. He starts to give the purse back, then tosses it into the ring, forcing security to deal with it and the pissed off fan. Crowing grabs a replica Onslaught belt from another fan (Now available at oowfshop.com!) and hits RM with it, then drops it and DDTs him on the belt. They brawl their way to the stairs heading up to the stadium seats, Crowing spine bustering RM on the concrete steps, then later getting slammed on them himself. The fight continues. Crowing sets RM up for….. RAVEN’S WINGS ON THE CONCRETE STEPS! Crowing tries to cover, but this isn’t Falls Count anywhere, and the referee points at the ring. Crowing grabs RM but the bunny ears, and HURLS HIM DOWN THE CONCRETE STEPS. RM crashes into the railing at the base. Crowing raises his arms and is mobbed by the crowd, slowing his walk down the steps. When he reaches his opponent, RM is ready and backdrops Crow OVER THE RAILING to the arena floor, a good 10 foot drop. RM vaults over, landing on Crowing awkwardly. They have ended up beside the stage & entrance ramp near the electrical boxes. RM tosses Crowing into them. The cameras are shielded from the impact, but sparks shoot in the air. Usagi walks around to the ramp, when an explosion and fire shoot up from where we last saw Crowing! Rabbit falls back on his hands, and laughs heartily. Safety team members are quick to respond with fire extinguishers, and we finally get a look… but No Crowing! Without warning, he comes running around from the other side of the stage and blindsides RM with a pipe shot! He drags RM by his mask ears to the ring and tosses him in. Crowing hooks RM for a brain buster… Blocked! RM breaks Crowing’s grip. WHITE MIST TO THE FACE! RABBIT DRIVER ’12! Cover 1…..2…..3!
WINNER in 20:21. Rabbit Mask!
Medics swarm the ring as neither man has gotten up. They towel off Crowing’s face, trying to limit the damage the mist does. RM gets to his feet first and raises his arms, then gives Crowing the Double Middle Finger Salute as they are helped to the back.
GHOSTHEAD vs. COMRADE SHARKOFF – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchSharkoff spits at Ghosthead during the pre-match handshake, backing up and catching the pissed of Mann brother with a boot to the gut and a quick double-arm DDT. Ghosthead kicks out easily, and he and the Comrade go toe to toe trading punches, each earning their first warnings from referee Junior Hale. Ghosthead levels CS with a forearm out of nowhere and begins to actually wrestle. Front chancery leads to an arm bar, and a knee lift to the face. Ghost hits a butterfly suplex and goes up top for an elbow. Sharkoff sees this coming and rolls out of the way. GH crashes and burns, and Comrade wastes no time stomping a mud hole in Ghost. The referee calls for a break, and gets it. Sharkoff backs in to a corner and is winding up as GH gets to his feet. He Charges… Russian Sickle! GH tumbles to the floor. Sharkoff drops down to follow him as the count starts. CS chases him around the ring. GH ducks down as he rounds the stairs, and CS can’t stop soon enough. He turns around into a spine buster. Ghost crawls into the ring at 12. Comrade makes it up by 17 and gets on the apron. GH suplexes him in. Comrade gets whipped into the corner hard, Ghost charges and delivers a double knee strike! Sharkoff tumbles forward… gets scooped up. A nice shoulder breaker plants the Russian in the ring. GH climbs up and hits the Phantasmagoria for the 1…..2…..3!
WINNER in 7:13, Ghosthead
DANNY TAYLOR vs. MATT FOLZ – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchFolz takes charge at the bell, and grounds DDT with a headlock. Danny works his way to his feet and lifts Folz for a belly to back suplex. They hit the mat. And Folz rolls sideways, wrenching the headlock tighter. Taylor shifts his weight and has Folz on his back for 1…2.. and Matt rolls through it and STILL has DDT on the mat in a headlock. Danny powers back to his feet and tries to send Folz into the ropes, but he holds on tight and staggers forward. Danny lifts Folz and crotches him on the top rope, breaking the hold. He then grabs the rope and shakes it up and down, causing Matt much distress. Folz falls to the apron and Taylor grabs Matt’s head and hot shots his neck over the top rope. Folz goes down to the floor. Taylor tosses him into the barricade, then back into the ring. Danny straddles Matt’s chest and begins to repeatedly pull Folz’ head up and elbow strike him. 2…3…4…5…6 times and Folz is bleeding from the nose. Danny pulls him up and hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, then a sidewalk slam for a 2 & 7/8 count. Folz is groggy, but manages to block another elbow strike and kick DDT in the gut, then level him with a …. DDT. Folz tries to snare Taylor in the Last Chancery, but DDT gets his leg on the ropes and Folz breaks reluctantly. He goes for an ankle lock, but gets pushed away. Taylor monkey flips Folz then pops up and hits a BOOMERANG CLOTHESLINE! The crowd chants OBJ..OBJ..OBJ as Folz recovers from the blow to the back of his head. He gets to his knees, then DDT comes at him from behind… REAR NAKED CHOKE! He scissors Folz midsection… KOKINA CLUTCH! Folz fights hard for nearly two minutes… but in the end he taps out!
WINNER in 16:42, Danny Taylor!
<The lights go out (again!). “Sex Type Thing” by the Stone Temple Pilots begins to play as a video of a large wave plays on the Jumbotron. As the lyrics begin, the lights come on. Kai and Aina are crouched in the corners of the ring, eyeing Matt Folz. As soon as he moves, they pounce. Aina lifts him up and Kai grabs his head and they deliver a devastating 3D, clearly sending a message for what the New Guard attempted to do to Noelani.
Aina immediately slides out of the ring, looks underneath, and pulls out his trusty sledgehammer, just as Stan Fulton, Mai Muyo, and Chris Evans come to the ramp. Seeing Aina with the sledgehammer stops them in their tracks. Back in the ring, Kai has Folz set up for a Rock Bottom. He points to the New Guard on the ramp, shouts something in Hawai’ian and drops him.
Fulton starts to inch his way towards Aina, who points the sledge at him as a threat. Kai has now climbed to the top. He aims a crotch chop towards the New Guard and hits a picture perfect moonsault on Folz. Fulton’s finally had enough and charges Aina. Mai and Evans do likewise behind him. Fulton reaches Aina and eats a devastating sledge shot to the head and crumples to the floor. Mai and Evans stop immediately, with Evans practically crab walking up the ramp.
Back in the ring, Kai is standing over Folz. He does a brief Haka, reaches down and slaps Folz and then rolls out of the ring. Aina takes the cue and they both leave through the crowd. Mai rushes to Fulton and Evans slides in the ring to check on Folz. In the crowd, Kai and Aina reach Noelani and they pose with a cheering crowd.>
PHOENIX RISING vs. LD WILLIAMS & ATTITUDE ADJUSTER – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchLD and AA head to the ring first, #HCCJA in tow. Odd to see the World Champion out last. They get in the ring and LD begins to stretch. An older woman in the front row is holding an “Marry Me AA” Sign. He seems put off by this and confers with Cardboard Johnny, perhaps not used to getting such facey reactions from the crowd. Phoenix Rising comes out next, posing on the stage with their belts held high. Both have huge smiles on their faces, and circle ringside a couple of times together glad-handing the crowd. We get everyone in the ring and Boxing Style introductions for the Main Event. We get Alex and LD to start. They lock up and Alex takes control, with an arm bar, hammerlock and a snap German suplex. LD pops back up and takes Alex to the mat with a knee to the guts and a scissor kick. Alex pops up and we are back at square 1. They lock up again. LD sends Alex into the corner and charges in. Alex backdrops LD over the ropes. LD lands on the apron and kicks AD in the back. He climbs back in and hits suplex. Tag to AA, who comes in and puts Alex in a chin lock. AA tightens the grip and then yells “Come On Baby.” Why does he do that? Alex responds by grabbing AA’s head and hitting a modified stunner. AA flops to the mat and Alex tags in Firewoman. She sends AA flying into the corner and blisters him with chops. She DDTs him to the mat and covers for a 2 count. AA kicks out and Fire follows up by slamming his head into the turnbuckle as the crowd counts along. At 10, she whips him into the other corner and hits a stinger splash, AA stumble out and does the Flair Flop. She tags Alex back in and they hit a big double suplex. Alex floats over for the cover. 1….2…. AA kicks out at 2, but Alex clamps him in an Anaconda Vice. AA screams out, and LD is pounding the turnbuckle trying to rally AA to his feet. AA stretches out his arm and struggles long enough to reach the ropes. Alex breaks at the referees 4 count, and AA tries crawling to his corner. Alex drags him back. Knee lift. Reverse neck breaker. Exploder suplex. Alex pulls AA up and calls for the Darling Driver! He pulls him up… and AA slides down his back and rolls to tag LD. The World Champ comes in and starts trading blows with Alex. LD blocks a forearm… Lung Blower! Alex goes down, and LD stomps on him a few times. He pulls Alex up and tosses him into the ropes… Big Spine buster. LD starts to cover and Firewoman comes in the ring. LD catches her with a kick to the gut and sets up for a power bomb, but he forgot.. You Can’t Power Bomb Firewoman!. She hoists the face plant, then Springboard Firesault 1….2…. AA breaks up the pin. Alex tosses AA to the outside and turns around in time to see LD setting FW up for a Canadian Destroyer! He clotheslines LD, fire flips over holding the legs and gets 1….2…..3!
WINNERS, in 18:33, Phoenix Rising
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