Post by BookerShark on Aug 26, 2012 19:46:01 GMT -5
OOWF Judgment Eve 8
Live! From Tokyo, Japan
THE DARLING TWINS vs. COMRADE SHARKOFF & THE RUSSIAN TIGER
Moscow Calling plays and Comrade Sharkoff marches to the stage, flanked by Mila Kunis, looking as hot as ever, and his new ally, The Russian Tiger. Tiger is a very tall and very slender, pushing 6’8, but just 225 lbs or so. He wears solid black & red Tiger stripes trunks and a Tiger Mask-styled tiger mask. Sharkoff swings the chain on their way down to the ring.
Sail Starts to play and the arena gets extremely loud, drowning out the music. Alex and Alexis stand on the stage, hands raised, soaking in the adulation before taking off and sprinting to the ring. They pose on the turnbuckles for a moment before turning their attention to Sharkoff & Tiger, who look poised to strike. Alex beckons Comrade to bring it on, but nothing else happens. CS drops the chain to the apron in their corner and we get a bell.
Alexis starts out with Tiger. She tries to lock up, but gets shoved back hard by the much taller Russian. He follows her in and grabs a wristlock. Alexis easily reverses it and sends him into the ropes for a forearm shot to the face. Tiger backs into the corner, Alexis delivering several follow up shots along the way. She pops him in the jaw, then mounts the turnbuckles and begins the ever popular ten punch count along with the crowd. She delivers number ten, then snaps off a hurricanrana, sending Tiger into the middle of the ring. Alex tags in and drops an elbow on the neck, stopping Tigers crawl to his own corner. Alex pulls him back and grapevines his legs, while Alexis somersaults over the ropes and delivers a guillotine leg drop. Alex lets RT get to his feet, then hits 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8 Rolling German Suplexes in a row, the crowd popping louder and louder for each one. Alex hits a seated dropkick and pulls RT up for a Rude Awakening neck breaker. He drops him and tags Lexie back in. She sets RT up for a curb stomp, but Mila jumps on the apron to distract the referee. Lexie lets go and bumps Mila to the floor! RT dives and gets tagged in, and Sharkoff is a man possessed! He shoulder blocks Alexis to the mat, then pulls her up by the hair and rams her head into the turnbuckle over and over. He hits a Russian leg sweep on her and then puts a knee on her neck and wrenches her head backwards by the hair. The referee counts to 5, Sharkoff relents, then does it all over again. Alex has seen enough and comes in the ring, drawing the referee over to him. Sharkoff hurls Alexis into the Russian corner, where Mila smacks her with her shoe! Sharkoff pulls Alexis up into a Bear hug. She fights it off the best she can, but even ringing CS’s bell can’t break the hold. Comrade charges the corner, avalanching Alexis and letting her fall to the mat. He hits a middle rope knee drop and makes the cover. Alex is in to break the count and proceeds to kick and stomp the hell out of CS. Mila climbs back on the apron, distracting the referee while Tiger grabs the chain and goes after Alex! Darling blocks the first swing and snatches the chain, wrapping it around his fist and nailing Tiger with it right between the eyes. He turns and nails the oncoming Sharkoff with the chain as well. The official sees none of this, of course.
Alexis rolls to the floor and pulls Mila down by her ankles. Kunis takes an apron bump on the head and looks to be done for. Lexie climbs back in and gets in the referee’s face, while Alex wraps the chain around Sharkoff’s neck and flips him over the ropes to the floor. The referee sends her to the apron, and tries to restore some normalcy to the match. Alex hits a brain buster on Tiger then tags Alexis back in. She gets to deliver the curb stomp she was denied earlier to a huge ovation, then grabs Tiger’s legs and locks up the Darling Clutch! With no one to save him, Tiger taps out pretty quickly.
WINNERS, in 10:29, The Darling Twins.
After the match, the Darlings celebrate in the ring. They spot The Tiger climbing back to his feet. Alexis pulls him up for the Darling Driver, while Alex wraps the chain around his neck. She nails the move, Then they resume their celebration while Comrade and Mila drag Tiger from the ring. Sharkoff is furious and WHIPS him with the chain a few times while Mila points a finger in his face and chews him out good.
MATT FOLZ vs. THE KAI
“Sex Type Thing” by the Stone Temple Pilots begins to play as a video of a large wave plays on the Jumbotron. As the lyrics begin, the pyro explodes and The Kai poses atop the ramp before making his way to the ring. The Kai mounts the turnbuckle to a mixed reaction for his first Pay-Per-View as a single wrestler.
“Battle without Honor or Humanity” by Tomoyasu Hotei brings the former Intercontinental Title holder and mercenary Matt Folz out to the top of the ramp accompanied by Jaime McAllister. Jaime kisses Folz on the cheek and goes back behind the curtain as Folz walks to the ring.
Referee Junior Hale calls for the bell and this one is underway. Both wrestlers stalk one another in the outset, neither one wanting to make the first move. Finally they lock up, and Folz pushes the Kai into the corner, and breaks clean, well mostly, as he pats the Kai on the cheek, a move the Kai takes minor objection to. The two lock up again and this time the Kai pushes Folz back into the corner, and puts a big chop on Folz's chest. That starts the brawl that we thought might happen in this match as chops and punches are exchanged until finally the Kai gets the better as Folz goes down. The Kai picks up Folz and whips him into the ropes and goes for a spinebuster but Folz reverses it into a DDT.
Folz picks up The Kai and hits a belly-to-belly suplex which slows the big Hawaiian, enough to trap him in a grinding armbar. The Kai works his way to his feet and punches his way out of the armbar. Folz keeps pounding away on the injured arm, though, eventually taking The Kai down with a deep armdrag and resuming the grinding. The Kai works his way back to a veritable base and begins slugging away at Folz, finally hitting a headbutt that forces the break. Folz tries to send the Kai into the ropes but The Kai reverses it and catches Folz off the ropes with a Hawaiian Clothesline...unfortunately with the arm that Folz had been working. The Kai is slow to follow up and Folz gets his bearings first and hits a release German Suplex that stuns The Kai. Sensing an early endgame opportunity Folz goes for an STF but The Kai grabs the ropes before he can get it locked in good. The Kai stands up and starts jaw-jacking at Folz trying to get him to lose his cool. It partly succeeds as the two start throwing fists and chops in the middle of the ring. The Kai ends up backing Folz into the ropes and this time hits the Spinebuster, but before he can do anything else Folz rolls out of the ring to regain his bearings.
While he walks around he sees...something on the floor just out of our sight. He walks over, and while Junior Hale has The Kai occupied, he reaches down and shoves something in his tights. As Folz gets up on the ring apron The Kai blows by Junior Hale and grabs the rope and whips Folz back into the ring. The Kai takes charge with blows, strikes, and hits a REEF BOTTOM! The Kai starts o go for the people's Elbow, instead changes direction and hits a springboard senton splash. The Kai picks up Folz and shoots him into the corner, explodes with punches including a spit shot, then picks up Folz to sit him on the top turnbuckle. As The Kai climbs, possibly to superplex Folz, Folz reaches into his tights and delivers what looks like a borderline low blow away from Junior Hales sight, and The Kai falls off the ropes and falls into Hale. Folz has what appears to be a set of Brass Knuckles on his hand and climbs to the top rope and delivers a knucks-assisted blow to the Kai's grapefruit. As The Kai struggles to his feet Folz hits a hard shot to the Kai's forehead with the knucks and he hits the canvas hard. Folz ditches the knucks and locks in the Tazmission. The Kai is already on dream street and well into unconsciousness when Referee Junior Hale recovers enough to call for the bell.
WINNER: - 17:35 – Matt Folz
STANK & ATTITUDE ADJUSTER vs. JOHNNY ADRENALINE & FF CAPSLOCK – Tokyo Street Fight
Nonpoint's Skin brings the unusual team of Stank and Attitude Adjuster. Stank is all business while AA continues to spout random colors. This one never gets a good introduction as Johnny Adrenaline and FF Capslock jump Stank and AA half way down the ramp. It takes these guys a good five minutes of brawling to get to the ring, and when they do, Referee Mel Creech calls for the bell to start the match. Former allies Stank and FF Capslock square off in one corner while AA has a Kendo stick and slams Johnny Adrenaline with it all the time screaming “Bacon, Sausage, Biscuits, Gravy”.
Adrenaline, tired of the breakfast menu, kicks AA in the nuggets and begins making hamburger out of his face with a chain wrapped around his fist. FFC dodges a haymaker from Stank and kicks him in that bad knee. FFC drops out of the ring and pulls another Kendo stick from under the ring. He begins working Stank over with the stick until he gets just a little too close and Stank fires a shot to FFC's dangling participle. Stank grabs the Kendo stick and starts slugging away at FFC until Johnny Adrenaline comes over and begins a Kendo Stick duel with Stank. Stank begins getting the advantage until FFC recovers enough to chop block Stank and take him over. It's two on one until AA shows back up with a steel chair and starts swinging yelling “Apples, Peaches, Pumpkin Pie”. Stank grabs one of the Kendo sticks and begins slamming away on Caps and Johnny.
As they begin setting up for endgame Johnny and Caps' masked manager shows up with one of those dented up Money in the Bank briefcases and starts beating Stank and AA with the metal case. The Masked Manager opens the briefcase to take out a roll of Duct Tape! Johnny and Caps drag Stank to the corner and proceed to post him, then wrap his legs around the post and duct tape his legs together. Meanwhile AA begins to stir and sees what's happening. He grabs a Kendo stick and shouts :Silver, Silver, Hi-yo Silver, Away!” He gets in a couple of good shots with the Kendo Stick until the Masked Manager gets behind him and waffles him with a waffle iron, apparently also in the briefcase. Johnny and FF jump on AA and duct tape his legs and hands together and for good measure tape his mouth shut. The Manager slides in a couple of steel chairs as Johnny and FF stand up AA. All it takes is a single CON-CHAIR-TO and the pin is a foregone conclusion.
WINNERS in 22:22 – Johnny Adrenaline and FF Capslock with the Masked Manager...
GHOSTHEAD vs. RICKY SOARING EAGLE – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match
Run for the Hill plays, and the crowd boos the arrival of Ricky Soaring Eagle. He jawjacks with some fans en route to the ring, threatening to make them feel his pain. My Ruin hits signaling the arrival of Ghosthead, and the boos continue to rain down. The fans can't seem to decide which guy they dislike more, so we get split crowd reactions to both men, mostly sticking with the jeers. Ghosthead hands the Championship Belt to the ref, before leaning back into a neutral corner, and merely stares unemotionally at Ricky. Ricky on the other hand seems very emotional shouting angry diatribe at the fans, the ref, Ghosthead, and pretty much anyone that he can. The ref holds the belt up, but neither man seems to care. The bell rings, and Ghosthead makes no move at all.
This just seems to further infuriate Ricky, who stomps over getting in his face and shouting at him. Ghosthead makes no response at all, and Ricky finally loses it and throws a right hook that knocks Ghosthead out of the corner. This draws a warning about closed fists from the ref.
Ricky Soaring Eagle has used his first warning
This seems to wake Ghosthead up, and when Ricky comes after him, he lays some chops and open hand strikes. Ricky doesn't seem to care, and nails a massive forearm shiver that rocks Ghosthead. Ricky attempts a vertical suplex, but Ghosthead slips out the back and nails a massive German suplex. As Ricky is getting back to his feet, Ghosthead runs in with a mafia kick that sends Ricky tumbling to the outside. Ricky regains his feet outside the ring as Ghosthead attempts a baseball slide dropkick. Ricky barely dodges, and then grabs Ghosthead pulling him out of the ring. The two men brawl around the ringside area as the ref begins his count, when he gets to nine, Ricky bounces Ghostheads head off the apron and tosses him into the ring. Ricky quickly follows in, and mounts Ghosthead raining down punches. Ghosthead is able to block most of them, but a couple get through. The ref rushes over and shoves Ricky off of him chastising him again for the closed fists.
Ricky Soaring Eagle has used his second warning
Ricky throws a very unfriendly gesture at the ref, before heading back after Ghosthead. Ghosthead tries to block him with a gut kick, but Ricky catches his foot, and puts him down with a stiff clothesline. Ricky picks him up for another attempt at a vertical suplex, and this time connects and floats over for the pin. Ghosthead kicks out at one, and Ricky pulls him to his feet and whips him to the ropes. Ricky drops his head a smidgen to early, and Ghosthead catches him with a running DDT. Ghosthead covers, but is only able to get a one himself. Both men are up now and more wary of each other. They circle, and Ricky reacts first with a running charge that pushes Ghosthead into the corner. He nails a couple of shoulders into the midsection, but when he goes for a third, Ghosthead moves and Ricky hits the turnbuckle hard. He turns, and Ghosthead puts him down with a snap powerslam and covers only getting two. Ghosthead pulls Ricky to his feet, only to be dropped by a stiff right hook from Ricky. The ref runs over and again warns Ricky about the closed fists.
Ricky Soaring Eagle has used his third and last warning
Ricky turns his attention to the ref, arguing that it was a forearm shot and not a punch. What he doesn't notice is a recovered Ghosthead sneaking up behind him. Ricky turns, and Ghosthead is ready for him, and drops him with a Horror Driver! Ricky goes down hard and Ghosthead quickly covers.
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WINNER in 23:24 and still OOWF Onslaught Champion Ghosthead
After the match Ricky is pissed and goes looking for the ref. The ref thinks retreat is the better part of valor, and quickly tosses the title belt to Ghosthead before hightailing it up the ramp. Ricky starts kicking the ropes and letting loose with a string of colorful remarks. Ghosthead ignores this and calmly exits the ring and heads to the back ignoring Ricky's tantrum in the ring.
TEXPRESS vs. HOLY SPIRIT SQAD vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. POWER & GLORY – OOWF World Tag Team Title Ultimate Endurance Match
Banned from Everywhere, accompanied by Ellie May (carrying a spare jar of Pine Cone Party Likker), are first to the ring. Power and Glory, with Wyatt Cox, are next, followed by the Holy Spirit Squad and finally the OOWF World Tag Team Champions, Texpress. For those playing the home game, that’s cheers, boos, a mixed reaction, and Blowing the Roof Off the Building. Zane and Chad hold their titles high and then hand them to referee Angelo Barros, who displays them to the crowd before attaching them to a rig that hoists them above the ring in preparation for the third fall. Barros sends all four teams to their corners and calls for the bell - we’re underway!
FIRST FALL - I QUIT
Justin and Clio start out for their teams. They lock up and Justin twists her into a hammerlock. Clio screams like she’s being tortured and Justin instinctively slackens his grip, allowing Clio to pull free and pivot, sweeping his legs. Laughing, Clio stomps on Justin and drops a knee into his face. She hauls Justin to his feet and sends him to the ropes. Justin ducks a clothesline attempt and comes back with one of his own. Clio side steps and hooks his arm, spinning him to the mat in an armbar. Clio works it into a chickenwing, bending the arm at an unnatural angle and kneeling on Justin’s back. Justin drags himself toward the Texpress corner, reaching out for the tag. Chad shrugs apologetically and mouths the words ‘elimination match.’ Barros moves in with the microphone, but Justin shakes his head. He continues to struggle, and finally reaches the ropes to force the break.
Clio springs to her feet and drives an elbow into Justin’s shoulder. She drags him to his feet and sends him into her corner, where the back of his head meets the point of Edra’s elbow. Justin staggers forward, and Clio plants him shoulder-first with a DDT. Clio pins Justin’s arm behind his back and makes the tag, and Edra slings herself over the ropes and drives her knee into his shoulder. Edra stands Justin up in the corner and nails a pair of European uppercuts, and then pulls him out and sends him across the ring. Justin grabs the top rope to stop his momentum, and Edra charges. Justin drops out of the way, and Edra topples over the ropes, catching herself on the apron. She immediately turns and springs to the top rope, but Justin falls to the side and tags in Mai
Edra lands slightly off balance, but Mai doesn’t take advantage. She waits for Edra to steady herself and extends her hand. Edra shakes it - and pulls Mai into a knee to the gut. Edra takes Mai over with a gut-wrench suplex and springs off the second rope to drop a leg across her throat. Edra sits Mai up and tries to lock on a dragon sleeper, but Mai gets an arm up to block. She drives the other elbow into Edra’s stomach, then turns and tackles her to the mat. Before Joey Styles can scream “catfight”, Mai is up and hitting the ropes. She hits Edra with a clothesline as she sits up, and then pulls her up and stuns her with a European uppercut. Mai hits an Irish whip, followed by a dropkick. She rolls Edra into a single-leg Boston crab (Hi Davin!) but Edra kicks her off with her free leg. Edra crawls for her corner, but Mai grabs her ankle and hauls her to her feet. Edra hits an enzugiri and uses her momentum to fall toward the Texpress corner, slapping Chad on the chest to tag him in.
Chad and Mai lock up, and Chad tosses her into the corner. He hits a series of shoulders to the midsection and snap mares her to the mat. He sits Mai up, plants a knee in her back and pulls back on her arms. Barros asks if she’s ready to give up, and Mai shakes her head. Mai gets her feet under her, which forces Chad to get up as well. Mai crouches and leaps, flipping back to wrap her legs around Chad’s neck and snap him over to the mat. Mai rolls to her feet and dives for her corner, making the tag to Fulton.
Stan storms across the ring and steamrolls Chad into his own corner. He sends him across the ring and avalanches him in the Banned from Everywhere corner. Chad stumbles forward, and Stan claps him across the ears and then plants him with a belly-to-belly suplex. He sits Chad up and locks him in a stump puller. Barros checks, but Chad’s not about to give up. He’s also not about to get Fulton’s weight off his shoulders, so Zane helps him out by coming in with a clothesline. Fulton rolls back to his feet and grabs Chad as he gets up. He hammers Chad with forearms and sends him to the ropes. Fulton goes for a spine buster, but Chad hooks him in a facelock mid-move, adding in a body scissors as he’s driven to the mat. The impact knocks the wind out of Chad, but he manages to hang on. He cinches the hold in tighter and Barros checks on Fulton. The reply is muffled, but clearly negative. Somehow Fulton manages to get to his feet with Chad still clamped on. Fulton can’t see, so he rams Chad into the nearest corner, which happens to belong to Banned From Everywhere. One flailing hand hits Justin, tagging him into the match.
Fulton stumbles out of the corner, still unable to dislodge Chad. Justin darts into the ring and kneels behind him, causing Fulton to trip over him. Justin rolls to his feet and drops an elbow on the back of Chad’s head, finally causing his grip to slacken. Justin drags Chad to his feet and shoves him into the corner. He knees Chad in the stomach and hits him in the face with several forearms before making the tag to Bill. BfE each wind an arm, pull Chad out of the corner, and slam him back in. They drive twin knees into his midsection and take him over with a suplex. Justin leaves the ring and Bill pounces on Chad, locking him in the Cuyler clutch. Barros checks Chad, who refuses to submit, Bill cinches the hold in tighter. As Barros moves back in to ask again, Bill‘s eyes go wide and he starts shaking his head. The camera pans to the floor, where Edra has Bill’s jar of PCPL, while Clio has taken the backup jar from Ellie May. They’re threatening to pour them both out on the floor. Clio locks eyes with Bill as she tips the jar.
C: “Say it! SAY! IT!”
A single drop of PCPL slips over the lip of the jar and falls to the floor. As it eats its way through the mats, Bill shouts “I Quit” and releases the hold.
**Banned from Everywhere have been eliminated.**
Bill slides out of the ring, landing on his knees in front of the girls. He begs them to hand over the jars. Laughing, they oblige, and Bill hands the jars gingerly to Ellie May. He turns around - and levels Power and Glory with a double clothesline when they try to attack. Bill slings Edra into the ringside barrier, and then grabs Clio and stuffs her into the ring. Justin joins Bill and Ellie as officials surround them and escort Banned from Everywhere to the back.
SECOND FALL - LUCHA RULES
Chad is on his feet as Clio is shoved into the ring. He pulls her up and slings her to the ropes. Clio reverses. She ducks her head too soon, and Chad hooks her for a DDT. Before he hits it, she shoves free, grabs his face, and kisses him on the lips! Chad stares at her and she does a suggestive shimmy. For what may be the first time in his life, however, Chad doesn’t seem interested. Clio shrugs and throws a kick at his head, but Chad catches it. He pulls her off balance and throws her with a leg-trap suplex. Clio rolls out to the floor, and Edra levels Chad with a missile dropkick when he gets up. Edra bundles Chad into the corner and attacks him with chops. Chad reverses their positions, but Edra pokes him in the eye before he can attack. Chad stumbles back, and Edra comes off the second rope with a Thesz press. She hammers Chad with punches, and then rolls off and out of the ring as Clio comes off the top rope with a splash. She hooks the leg, but Chad kicks out at two.
Clio is up first and kicks Chad in the stomach. She drives an elbow into the back of his head and then sends him into the corner and tags Edra. Power and Glory pummel Chad with kicks and chops, and then lift him onto the top turnbuckle. They climb up as well, and while Chad fights back, they have the numbers advantage and take him over with a tandem superplex. Clio rolls out to the floor while Edra floats over and hooks the leg for a long two count. She pulls Chad to his feet and shoves him back into the corner. Chad ducks a punch and drives a shoulder into Edra’s midsection. Clio grabs him from behind, but he elbows free. Chad stuns Edra with a forearm and darts past her, rolling to his corner and tagging Zane into the match.
Edra launches herself at Zane as he steps into the ring. She hammers on him with forearms and actually manages to knock him back a step before he scoops her up and slams her to the mat. Edra rolls out of the way of a stomp and tries to sweep Zane’s legs but he hops over the strike. He pulls Edra up and shoves her back against the ropes and then sends her across the ring and plants her with a press slam. Zane pulls Edra to her feet and sets her up for the Bordertoss, but she starts throwing punches at the top of the move. Zane staggers, bet before he falls Chad flies off the top turnbuckle and nails Edra with a dropkick, sending her to the mat. Chad covers while Zane rolls out of the ring, but Clio breaks up the cover at two. Clio pummels Chad with punches as she drags him to his feet. She tries for an Irish whip, but he reverses and hits her with a dropkick. Chad, seeing his partner is still down, tosses Clio into the HSS corner and makes the tag to Mai.
Mai hops to the top rope and drops into the ring, driving an elbow into Clio’s forehead. She snap mares Clio over and springs off the middle rope to hit a leg drop. Mai pulls Clio up and snaps her over with a suplex, and then sits her up and kicks her hard in the back. Mai hits the ropes and delivers a Sabin-esque stalling dropkick. She covers, but Clio kicks out at two. Mai stands Clio up and hits an Irish whip, but she reverses. As Mai hits the ropes Edra pulls the top strand down, sending Mai tumbling to the floor. This turns out to be a mistake, as Stan is now legal, and levels Clio with a clothesline from behind. Edra starts into the ring, but Stan knocks her off the apron with a head butt. Stan turns around and sees Clio getting a running start. He swings, but Clio ducks underneath, hits the ropes - and runs right into a Backcut Slam. Fulton goes to the ropes - Dropline! Fulton covers, and Barros counts One…Two…Edra tries to slide into the ring, but Mai drags her back out…Three.
**Power and Glory have been eliminated.**
THIRD FALL - LADDER MATCH
As Power & Glory are escorted to the back, Mai climbs back into the ring to join her partner and Texpress meets them in the middle of the ring. Words and handshakes are exchanged, and suddenly Chad and Mai and Stan and Zane lock up. Chad sends Mai into the corner and Zane tries to do the same to Stan, but Fulton yanks Zane back into a belly-to-belly suplex. Stan gets to his feet and stomps Zane into the mat, then rolls out of the ring and grabs one of the ladders that have coalesced out of the ether. He slides the ladder under the ropes and climbs back into the ring. Zane greets him with a European uppercut, and then follows up with a series of forearms and chops. Zane sends Stan across the ring and plants the big man with a back body drop. He grabs the ladder and starts to set it up.
Meanwhile, Chad has Mai trapped in the corner until she dodges a forearm. She hits a chop that knocks him back a step, and then connects with a hard kick to the temple. She hops to the second turnbuckle and leaps over Chad. She lands in a dead run and sprints up the ladder. Mai makes a grab for the belts, but Zane shoulderblocks the ladder before she can reach them. The ladder goes over, but Mai manages to jump off and land on her feet. - and walks right into a super kick from Chad. Chad reaches for the ladder, but gets avalanched into the corner by Fulton. Zane joins his partner and they get the advantage over Fulton, sending the big man to the ropes and taking him down with a tandem clothesline. Zane scoops his partner up and slams him onto Fulton, and then grabs the ladder. Mai sweeps his legs as he gets it set up, sending him face-first into the steel. She climbs over him and up the ladder, but Zane pulls her back down and sends her into the corner. He follows her in with a clothesline as Chad comes over and starts to climb. When Chad is partway up he sees Stan getting to his feet and leaps, taking Fulton down with a flying head scissors. Zane heads back to the ladder and starts to climb. Mai isn’t far behind him and tries to pull him down, but Zane kicks her off. Chad is up as well and takes Mai down with a German suplex. Zane starts to climb again, but Stan tackles the ladder, sending him sprawling.
Chad is up. He springs off the middle rope and drives an elbow into Stan’s head, slamming his face into the ladder. Chad grabs the ladder and sets it up. He starts to climb, and Mai reaches the other side and starts to climb as well. Chad gets to the top first and reaches for the belts, but Mai elbows him in the stomach. She slams him in the face with a forearm. It knocks him off balance, but he manages to hang on. Chad gets the advantage of the next exchange and sets Mai up for a suplex, but she fights her way out of it, Mai connects with a forearm that knocks Chad down a rung, and then pushes him off, sending him to the mat.
As Mai reaches for the belts, Zane picks up the ladder and moves it away. Mai manages to keep her balance and leaps, grabbing hold of the belts. Before she can unhook them, Chad springboards off the top rope and hits a spear! Chad and Mai crash to the mat as the crowd erupts. Zane moves the ladder back into place and starts to climb, but Stan is just a step behind him and starts up the other side. They reach the top and exchange shots. Stan seems to be getting the better of it and knocks Zane off balance, but Zane recovers and slams Stan’s head into the ladder. Zane uses the opportunity to climb another rung, but Stan head butts him in the gut before he can reach the belts. Stan drives his shoulder into Zane’s midsection and flips him off the ladder, but Zane grabs Stan’s waist as he falls and turns it into a sunset flip power bomb!
The crowd cheers themselves hoarse as all four combatants lie stunned in the ring. Finally, Chad crawls to the ladder and starts to pull himself up. When he’s about half-way up, Mai starts to stir. She reaches the ladder and starts to climb, but Chad’s already at the top. He grabs the belts and manages to yank them free!
WINNERS - and still OOWF Tag Team Champions, in 62:09, Texpress.
After the match: Mai slides down the ladder to the mat as Chad climbs down and hands one of the championships to Zane. The champions raise the belts high and drink in the cheers of the crowd. Stan drags himself to his partner and they help each other up. The champions offer another handshake, and the Holy Spirit Squad raise the Texpress’ hands as the crowd applauds both teams.
RABBIT MASK vs. DANNY TAYLOR – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match – Title Can Change Hands on a Disqualification
Back and forth match, Danny gets the better of Rabbit and hammers him from pillar to post. Rabbit grabs a chair and is about to use it, then realizes it will cost him his title. He tosses the chair aside, but walks right into a DYNAMITE DROP! Danny covers, hooking the leg hard and gets the one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 23:14 and NEW OOWF Intercontinental champion – Danny Taylor
After the match, Rabbit tries to attack Danny to drop him on his head again, but Danny catches him with a big boot to the jaw, then lifts him for a suplex…….is Taylor going to brainbust Rabbit? No, he throws him on the top rope, then bounds off the ropes and catches him with a boot to the jaw that sends him to the floor. Rabbit crawls to the back to fight another day while Danny and Vic celebrate in the middle of the ring.
CHRIS EVANS vs. LD WILLIAMS – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match
LD Williams makes his entrance and the crowd cheers him. A chant of "LD-DUB" fires up and he nods appreciatively getting into the ring. Evans appears and for a while the boos start to drown out the "LD-Dub" chant, but not for long. To say the crowd is solidly behind the well respected former champion and not the douchebag who trashed the belt would be a colossal understatement. The "LD-Dub" cheer may ebb and flow, but it continues throughout the match. Hightower shows the imposter belt to LD Williams, who scoffs at it. Evans can be plainly heard saying "ringthebellringthebell" over and over. Finally, Hightower calls for it.
These two do NOT like each other and that's apparent from the second the the bell rings. They aren't even starting with the easy stuff. They are firing punches at each other, some with fists, some not, but all very stiff and strong. Hightower gets dizzy with the warnings. LD 'escorts' Evans into the corner, sternum first. Evans falls out, clutching his chest and stagger right into a big suplex. LD quickly gets Evans back to his feet, and then cracks him over his knee with a backbreaker, lifting him again into a neckbreaker. LD goes for a pin, but even though groggy, Evans kicks out. He shoves LD off him and rolls out of the ring, making the universal symbol for 'time out.' Hightower reminds Evans there is no time out in wrestling. Evans rolls back in. He gets to his feet as LD makes his approach, but Evans drops down and drop toe holds LD into the ropes. Evans hops on his back and works him over, pressing his throat against the ropes to do it. LD's arms flail helplessly about. Finally, Hightower notices the choke and begins to count. Evans puts the knee into LD's back, one hand on the back of LD's head. keeping up the pressure on LD's neck, and counts along with the referee with his other hand. "One...two...three...four...f--" He let's go JUST at 5. LD falls clutching his neck, and Evans walks triumphantly around the ring. LD pulls himself up the ropes again, and turns toward Evans who catches him with a kick to the stomach, grabs his head and BULLDOG right into the middle turnbuckle. Evans continues to work LD over with kicks, and he kicks him under the ropes, wherein Hightower once again gets involved.
He pushes Evans back. Evans argues that this isn't an Onslaught match. Hightower argues that this isn't a No-DQ either. Meanwhile LD has gotten to his feet, shaking the cobwebs from his head. Evans continues to argue, giving LD time. Finally Evans is done proving his point, and dodges Hightower to attack LD who is now ready for him. LD rushes at him with a short-armed clothesline, that doesn't knock him down, but does knock him woozy. Woozy enough. LD kicks him in the stomach and gets him in position for a Canadian Destroyer. The crowd leaps to their feet, if they aren't there already. "LD-DUB! LD DUB!" But before he can launch, Evans starts to slide out of it. LD doesn't mind though, as Evans slides down, LD grabs his legs, and hits a Wheelbarrow Suplex. He goes for the pin, one..two...NO! Evans kicks out. The two separate as LD looks around at the crowd, feeding off their support and Evans staggers back to rest on the ropes.
LD runs at Evans, who ducks, pulling down the bottom rope. LD goes over but not before grabbing Evans around the neck and taking him over with him. The two hit the ground, roll around for a bit, and finally get to their feet where they continue to brawl. The referee is trying to encourage them back into the ring. The camera is focused on them but familiar faces are seen in the crowd.
Russ: Is that...Eric O' Mac and Shawn Johnson?
Razz: Wow, they look like shit.
They also appear to have spilled Shawn's beer on the person next to him, when LD and Eric hit the guardrail. This has caused some drunken drama that the camera momentarily focuses on. When we switch perspective again, Evans has rolled into the ring, and Hightower bends down to check on him. At that moment, back on the floor, Eric swings a bottle of beer, maybe at the guy next to him, who ducks. It instead hits LD Williams, who is momentarily resting against the barricade. LD goes down. Hightower decides that Evans is okay, and Evans gets to his feet. He sees, LD lying on the ground and seizes his opportunity. He rolls out, rolls LD back in, as blood from the cut to his head smears all over the mat. He picks the very groggy and possibly unconscious LD up before Hightower can check on him and hits The Way of the Future! The crowd boos at the injustice of it all, as Evans makes the pin. One...two....THREE!
WINNER in 55:11 – Chris Evans
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. FIREWOMAN – Best of Seven Series – Match 2: Blood Pond Street Fight
Firewoman walks out first, passing the rows of seats set up for those who could afford the tickets to this match. She catches a few eyes of men she once knew, men who once wanted her dead. Fire gives them an icy stare, then heads toward the ring and looks through be barrels of plunder, then rolls into the ring.
Moose is announced next, and the crowd boos him loudly. Moose has Happy Deth Bat on one shoulder and doesn’t even look out at the crowd, he just stares straight ahead. Moose circles the ring, then stops by the steaming waters of blood pond, looks at the pond, then up to Fire and shakes his head. Moose rolls under the ring and heads to an opposite corner.
The referee goes over the rules. Which is essentially, anything at all goes. No pinfalls, no submissions, no countout, no disqualification. The only way to win is when one person can no longer answer the ten count. The ref calls for the bell, and this one is underway. Moose immediately rolls out of the ring and grabs a kendo stick and a mic and slides back in. Fire braces for a fight, but Moose turns the stick around and hands it to her, then turns his back on her and drops to his knees.
“Come on Lisa, I know you want to. I have dragged you down this path of hell. I have taken away your tag team titles, I made you remember Patrick, I put your stupid husband in the hospital. I have spent the last three months making your life miserable. I have to know.”
<Fire stands there with a snarl on her face gripping the kendo stick tightly, but she doesn’t swing it.>
“Firewoman would have worn me out with that by now…….hell I would never have GIVEN Firewoman the kendo stick in the first place. <Moose shakes his head sadly> I hate that it has come to this Lisa……..”
Before Moose can do anything Fire drops the kendo stick, grabs Moose’s outstretched arms and hits a MOTHERFUCKING FIRESTOMP! Moose’s face slams into the canvas and Fire is on him, hammering him with rights and lefts to the face. Moose gets to his feet grabbing his face, and Fire nearly cuts him in half with a SPEAR! The Quinn siblings tumble between the ropes to the floor. They both get to their feet fairly fast and square off. Fire lights Moose up with a chop to the chest that echoes across the valley, Moose returns the favor. The two of them stand there chopping the shit out of one another, then quickly turn to punches, hammering one another with punches to the face. Fire backs off and POPS Moose with a superkick that sends him staggering. Fire starts after Moose, but then Moose POPS Fire with a superkick of his own that sends Fire to the ground.
Moose hops onto the apron, but Fire gets up and catches him. Moose throws an elbow, but fire avoids it and Fire goozles him and hits the SIDE EFFECT off the apron onto the ground! Moose slams back first onto the unforgiving ground and gasps for air. Fire gets to her feet and rolls into the ring and tells the referee to start counting. The ref gets to eight before Moose gets to his feet, still struggling for air, and slides under the bottom rope into the ring.
Fire springs off the middle rope and drops a knee across Moose’s sternum then lifts hum up, scoops him up and hits a running powerslam into the corner, tying him in the tree of woe. Fire backs to the opposite side of the ring and charges in and SLAMS her knee right into Moose’s ribs. You can her Moose’s breath escape his chest as he falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring. Once again Fire steps back and tells the referee to start the ten count. Once again at eight, Moose uses the apron to pull himself up. Inside the ring, Fire gets a running start and tries a baseball slide, but Moose side steps it and Fire slides under the bottom rope to the floor. She quickly gets to her feet and Moose has a bottle in his hand that he SMASHES upside Fire’s head! Fire staggers, then drops to one knee as the blood pours off the side of her head and ear.
Moose stares at Fire for a moment, trying to catch his breath. He grabs the kendo stick from inside the ring and repeatedly slams it across Fire’s back. Fire howls in pain, then snarls with rage and gets to her feet and turns to confront Moose, but a kendo shot to the face drops Fire to the ground.
Moose reaches under the ring and pulls out a ladder and sets it up, then turns and sees Fire getting back to her feet. He grabs her and slams her face first into the ring post and keeps her there, then tries to slam her in the face with a headbutt, but Fire moves and Moose nails the steel. Moose staggers backward, the gash on his forehead already spewing blood. Fire grabs Moose and shoots him into the ring. The crowd urge her to use one of the weapons lying around, but she doesn’t. Instead she hooks him, and steals a page out of his playbook – and perhaps for a bit of revenge for Alex – hits a PACKAGE PILEDRIVER right in the middle of the ring. Fire is not done yet though. She climbs to the corner and hits the BEST FIRESAULT EVER! Fire holds her ribs some and rolls to the corner and yells for the referee to count him out. Moose’s eyes are glazed over a bit, he no doubt gave himself a concussion from the ringpost, then getting dropped on his head right after that certainly doesn’t help.
The referee starts the count and the crowd counts along. He gets to nine, and Moose manages to pull himself to his feet. Fire charges out of the corner, but Moose ducks and Fire hits the ropes, on the rebound Moose catches her with a BUISAKU knee to the face! Fire collapses in a heap, grabbing her nose, which is now POURING blood. Moose grabs Happy Deth Bat and approaches Fire, but she lashes out and kicks him in the knee, knocking him off balance. Fire gabs Moose and PLANTS him with a DDT on the bat! The barbs tear into Moose’s forehead, which Fire sees. She grabs the handle of the bat and tears it away, tearing hair and skin, and flings the bat into Blood Pond. Now it is Fire’s turn to grab a mic. She drops to the mat staring at Moose’s bloody face.
“I don’t need weapons to beat you, because I <punch> AM <punch> BETTER <punch> THAN <punch> YOU <punch>!”
After the last punch, Moose spits a mouthful of blood into his sisters face. She staggers a bit, trying to clear her vision. Moose pulls a small chain out of his pocket and wraps it around his fist. He grabs Fire’s hair from behind and tilts her head back and repeatedly hammers her in the face with a chain wrapped fist until blood is POURING down Fire’s face.
Moose sees the blood and goes into overdrive. He rolls Fire onto the apron and drops her with an APRON DDT! As she hits the ground, Moose pulls her up again and hits a APRON BOMB slamming Fire’s back and oft injured ribs on the ring. Moose ducks and lifts Fire onto his shoulders and turns toward Blood Pond and hits an ALABAMA SLAM! DRIVING Fire into the water!
Fire disappears under the water, and for a moment it gets very quiet. Then it seems like maybe it has been TOO long and the fans begin to murmur. Moose snarls and walks into the water, but Fire pops up with Happy Deth Bat in hand, her white outfit now stained a deep blood red, and catches Moose with a shot to the ribs that doubles him over, Fire then brings the bat down on the back of Moose’s head, driving him down into the water as well. Fire grabs Moose by the hair and drags him half out of the water, then hits another MOTHERFUCKING FIRESTOMP driving Moose’s face into the ground. Fire pulls Moose up a little further and flips him over. Moose looks just about out of it and the referee starts counting, but Fire glares at him and says she is not done.
Fire reaches under the ring and grabs a tall ladder, slides it into the ring and stands it up and climbs to the very top. At this point she has to be 25 feet off the ground. Fire steadies herself, then leaps and hits the BEST FIRESAULT EVER! She lands on Moose, MY GOD SHE COULD HAVE CRUSHED HIS RIBS! Fire rolls around in pain too, grabbing her knee that slammed into the ground. Moose rolls in agony, spitting up blood and gasping for air. The officials may want to just go ahead and stop this one.
The Quinn’s roll in opposite directions, presumably to crawl off and die. The referee starts a ten count. Once he hits nine, we see that both Quinn’s are SOMEHOW on their feet. Moose is using HDB to stand, while Fire has used a table to get her to her feet. It appears that something inside Fire has snapped. She reaches into the bucket o’plunder and pulls out a sledgehammer wrapped in barbed wire, sporting the familiar “AD” initials. Moose sees this and snarls and the two of them limp toward one another. As they get within hitting distance, Fire swings the sledgehammer at Moose’s ribs, but Moose moves it and grabs Fire by the throat with HDB he throws her into the ring and follows, and backs her into the corner and hits a HEARTPUNCH! Fire grimaces in pain, then spits a mouth full of blood at Moose, so he pops her a second time, as she staggers out of the corner, Moose lifts her up and DRIVES her to the mat with a SPINEBUSTER right on a chair!
Moose starts to climb the ladder, but Fire gets to her feet and begins climbing the opposite side. The two bloody, exhausted siblings meet at the top of the ladder and tear onto one another, Moose swings wildly, and Fire avoids the shot then grabs Moose’s head and repeatedly slams it down on the top rung of the ladder until Moose is still. Fire climbs up and leaps in the air and comes down with a COP KILLER right on Moose’s ribs! But Fire’s knee buckles and she tumbles down the ladder, making it almost to the bottom before he leg gets caught in a run and it twists her knee badly. Fire howls in pain. The referee moves in, and tries to free her. Moose falls off the top of the ladder and slams to the mat and coughs up a huge amount of blood. You can hear Moose wheezing as he shoves the referee away and screams at him NO HELP!
Moose pulls himself up, see’s Fire’s twisted knee hooked in the ladder, and smirks. HE slips out of the ring and rummages under the ring and slides something……what is that? Oh god, it’s a glass coffee table. Moose sets that up in the middle of the ring then goes back to the ladder, stopping frequently to catch his breath and spit up some more blood. Moose hooks Fire’s other leg until she is caught in a MONEY CLIP THROUGH THE LADDER! Fire howls in pain, Moose yells for her to quit, but she snarls at him and tells him to go to hell. Fire reaches out and grabs a piece of glass that had flown into the ring from the bottle shot earlier, and JAMS it into the back of Moose’s thigh! Moose howls in pain and falls to the mat, Fire frees her legs and also falls to the mat. The referee starts a rather quick ten count, but dammit the Quinn’s pull themselves up again, Moose via the ropes, Fire via the ladder.
As Moose turns around Fire slams him in the face with the ladder which sends him staggering. Fire hops across the ring, she can’t put any weight on that leg right now. Holding the ropes, she connects with several knees to Moose’s ribs, each one causing Moose to spit out some blood. Moose slumps to the mat, but Fire pulls him up and hits a HEARTPUNCH! Then a SECOND, then a THIRD. Moose collapses to the mat and the referee starts the ten count. Somehow, to the shock of the audience, Moose pulls himself up at nine, wipes the blood from his mouth, looks at Fire and says “is that all you got?”
Fire glares at Moose with shock, then charges at him, but Moose unleashes BLACK MIST (Ket must have taught him that) Fire staggers and Moose grabs her and hits a DARLING DRIVER! Moose slumps in the corner, pulling himself up with the ropes as the referee counts. He gets to nine, but this time it is Fire’ turn to stagger to her feet, still barely able to stand on her knee. She tries to wipe the mist from her eyes, finds Moose and flips him the double bird.
Moose snarls and picks up a chair and throws it at Fire, it ricochets off of her head, stunning her, Moose grabs her from behind and hits the GTSF! Fire falls forward RIGHT THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE! The referee motions for the ambulances to pull around and starts a fast ten count, but Dear Sweet Baby Jesus she is not out! Fire somehow is on her hands and knees, glass sticking out all over her body, blood pouring out of too many cuts to count. Moose is slumped in the corner gasping for air, he is using all his strength to pull himself up. The two are almost up, Moose is clinging to the ropes for dear life. Fire tries to stand……but that knee has taken too much punishment and it buckles and she falls to the mat just as the ref counts ten.
WINNER in 46:44 – Moosehead Jack – Moose leads the Best of Seven Series 2-0
Moose immediately collapses to the mat as well, gasping for air, but with a sick grin on his face. Fire snarls in pain, cursing her knee the whole time. Medics load them both up onto the gurneys and take them to the Beppu Medical Center. We have to ask the same question we did two years ago. Was it worth it?
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THE DARLING TWINS vs. COMRADE SHARKOFF & THE RUSSIAN TIGER
Moscow Calling plays and Comrade Sharkoff marches to the stage, flanked by Mila Kunis, looking as hot as ever, and his new ally, The Russian Tiger. Tiger is a very tall and very slender, pushing 6’8, but just 225 lbs or so. He wears solid black & red Tiger stripes trunks and a Tiger Mask-styled tiger mask. Sharkoff swings the chain on their way down to the ring.
Sail Starts to play and the arena gets extremely loud, drowning out the music. Alex and Alexis stand on the stage, hands raised, soaking in the adulation before taking off and sprinting to the ring. They pose on the turnbuckles for a moment before turning their attention to Sharkoff & Tiger, who look poised to strike. Alex beckons Comrade to bring it on, but nothing else happens. CS drops the chain to the apron in their corner and we get a bell.
Alexis starts out with Tiger. She tries to lock up, but gets shoved back hard by the much taller Russian. He follows her in and grabs a wristlock. Alexis easily reverses it and sends him into the ropes for a forearm shot to the face. Tiger backs into the corner, Alexis delivering several follow up shots along the way. She pops him in the jaw, then mounts the turnbuckles and begins the ever popular ten punch count along with the crowd. She delivers number ten, then snaps off a hurricanrana, sending Tiger into the middle of the ring. Alex tags in and drops an elbow on the neck, stopping Tigers crawl to his own corner. Alex pulls him back and grapevines his legs, while Alexis somersaults over the ropes and delivers a guillotine leg drop. Alex lets RT get to his feet, then hits 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8 Rolling German Suplexes in a row, the crowd popping louder and louder for each one. Alex hits a seated dropkick and pulls RT up for a Rude Awakening neck breaker. He drops him and tags Lexie back in. She sets RT up for a curb stomp, but Mila jumps on the apron to distract the referee. Lexie lets go and bumps Mila to the floor! RT dives and gets tagged in, and Sharkoff is a man possessed! He shoulder blocks Alexis to the mat, then pulls her up by the hair and rams her head into the turnbuckle over and over. He hits a Russian leg sweep on her and then puts a knee on her neck and wrenches her head backwards by the hair. The referee counts to 5, Sharkoff relents, then does it all over again. Alex has seen enough and comes in the ring, drawing the referee over to him. Sharkoff hurls Alexis into the Russian corner, where Mila smacks her with her shoe! Sharkoff pulls Alexis up into a Bear hug. She fights it off the best she can, but even ringing CS’s bell can’t break the hold. Comrade charges the corner, avalanching Alexis and letting her fall to the mat. He hits a middle rope knee drop and makes the cover. Alex is in to break the count and proceeds to kick and stomp the hell out of CS. Mila climbs back on the apron, distracting the referee while Tiger grabs the chain and goes after Alex! Darling blocks the first swing and snatches the chain, wrapping it around his fist and nailing Tiger with it right between the eyes. He turns and nails the oncoming Sharkoff with the chain as well. The official sees none of this, of course.
Alexis rolls to the floor and pulls Mila down by her ankles. Kunis takes an apron bump on the head and looks to be done for. Lexie climbs back in and gets in the referee’s face, while Alex wraps the chain around Sharkoff’s neck and flips him over the ropes to the floor. The referee sends her to the apron, and tries to restore some normalcy to the match. Alex hits a brain buster on Tiger then tags Alexis back in. She gets to deliver the curb stomp she was denied earlier to a huge ovation, then grabs Tiger’s legs and locks up the Darling Clutch! With no one to save him, Tiger taps out pretty quickly.
WINNERS, in 10:29, The Darling Twins.
After the match, the Darlings celebrate in the ring. They spot The Tiger climbing back to his feet. Alexis pulls him up for the Darling Driver, while Alex wraps the chain around his neck. She nails the move, Then they resume their celebration while Comrade and Mila drag Tiger from the ring. Sharkoff is furious and WHIPS him with the chain a few times while Mila points a finger in his face and chews him out good.
MATT FOLZ vs. THE KAI
“Sex Type Thing” by the Stone Temple Pilots begins to play as a video of a large wave plays on the Jumbotron. As the lyrics begin, the pyro explodes and The Kai poses atop the ramp before making his way to the ring. The Kai mounts the turnbuckle to a mixed reaction for his first Pay-Per-View as a single wrestler.
“Battle without Honor or Humanity” by Tomoyasu Hotei brings the former Intercontinental Title holder and mercenary Matt Folz out to the top of the ramp accompanied by Jaime McAllister. Jaime kisses Folz on the cheek and goes back behind the curtain as Folz walks to the ring.
Referee Junior Hale calls for the bell and this one is underway. Both wrestlers stalk one another in the outset, neither one wanting to make the first move. Finally they lock up, and Folz pushes the Kai into the corner, and breaks clean, well mostly, as he pats the Kai on the cheek, a move the Kai takes minor objection to. The two lock up again and this time the Kai pushes Folz back into the corner, and puts a big chop on Folz's chest. That starts the brawl that we thought might happen in this match as chops and punches are exchanged until finally the Kai gets the better as Folz goes down. The Kai picks up Folz and whips him into the ropes and goes for a spinebuster but Folz reverses it into a DDT.
Folz picks up The Kai and hits a belly-to-belly suplex which slows the big Hawaiian, enough to trap him in a grinding armbar. The Kai works his way to his feet and punches his way out of the armbar. Folz keeps pounding away on the injured arm, though, eventually taking The Kai down with a deep armdrag and resuming the grinding. The Kai works his way back to a veritable base and begins slugging away at Folz, finally hitting a headbutt that forces the break. Folz tries to send the Kai into the ropes but The Kai reverses it and catches Folz off the ropes with a Hawaiian Clothesline...unfortunately with the arm that Folz had been working. The Kai is slow to follow up and Folz gets his bearings first and hits a release German Suplex that stuns The Kai. Sensing an early endgame opportunity Folz goes for an STF but The Kai grabs the ropes before he can get it locked in good. The Kai stands up and starts jaw-jacking at Folz trying to get him to lose his cool. It partly succeeds as the two start throwing fists and chops in the middle of the ring. The Kai ends up backing Folz into the ropes and this time hits the Spinebuster, but before he can do anything else Folz rolls out of the ring to regain his bearings.
While he walks around he sees...something on the floor just out of our sight. He walks over, and while Junior Hale has The Kai occupied, he reaches down and shoves something in his tights. As Folz gets up on the ring apron The Kai blows by Junior Hale and grabs the rope and whips Folz back into the ring. The Kai takes charge with blows, strikes, and hits a REEF BOTTOM! The Kai starts o go for the people's Elbow, instead changes direction and hits a springboard senton splash. The Kai picks up Folz and shoots him into the corner, explodes with punches including a spit shot, then picks up Folz to sit him on the top turnbuckle. As The Kai climbs, possibly to superplex Folz, Folz reaches into his tights and delivers what looks like a borderline low blow away from Junior Hales sight, and The Kai falls off the ropes and falls into Hale. Folz has what appears to be a set of Brass Knuckles on his hand and climbs to the top rope and delivers a knucks-assisted blow to the Kai's grapefruit. As The Kai struggles to his feet Folz hits a hard shot to the Kai's forehead with the knucks and he hits the canvas hard. Folz ditches the knucks and locks in the Tazmission. The Kai is already on dream street and well into unconsciousness when Referee Junior Hale recovers enough to call for the bell.
WINNER: - 17:35 – Matt Folz
STANK & ATTITUDE ADJUSTER vs. JOHNNY ADRENALINE & FF CAPSLOCK – Tokyo Street Fight
Nonpoint's Skin brings the unusual team of Stank and Attitude Adjuster. Stank is all business while AA continues to spout random colors. This one never gets a good introduction as Johnny Adrenaline and FF Capslock jump Stank and AA half way down the ramp. It takes these guys a good five minutes of brawling to get to the ring, and when they do, Referee Mel Creech calls for the bell to start the match. Former allies Stank and FF Capslock square off in one corner while AA has a Kendo stick and slams Johnny Adrenaline with it all the time screaming “Bacon, Sausage, Biscuits, Gravy”.
Adrenaline, tired of the breakfast menu, kicks AA in the nuggets and begins making hamburger out of his face with a chain wrapped around his fist. FFC dodges a haymaker from Stank and kicks him in that bad knee. FFC drops out of the ring and pulls another Kendo stick from under the ring. He begins working Stank over with the stick until he gets just a little too close and Stank fires a shot to FFC's dangling participle. Stank grabs the Kendo stick and starts slugging away at FFC until Johnny Adrenaline comes over and begins a Kendo Stick duel with Stank. Stank begins getting the advantage until FFC recovers enough to chop block Stank and take him over. It's two on one until AA shows back up with a steel chair and starts swinging yelling “Apples, Peaches, Pumpkin Pie”. Stank grabs one of the Kendo sticks and begins slamming away on Caps and Johnny.
As they begin setting up for endgame Johnny and Caps' masked manager shows up with one of those dented up Money in the Bank briefcases and starts beating Stank and AA with the metal case. The Masked Manager opens the briefcase to take out a roll of Duct Tape! Johnny and Caps drag Stank to the corner and proceed to post him, then wrap his legs around the post and duct tape his legs together. Meanwhile AA begins to stir and sees what's happening. He grabs a Kendo stick and shouts :Silver, Silver, Hi-yo Silver, Away!” He gets in a couple of good shots with the Kendo Stick until the Masked Manager gets behind him and waffles him with a waffle iron, apparently also in the briefcase. Johnny and FF jump on AA and duct tape his legs and hands together and for good measure tape his mouth shut. The Manager slides in a couple of steel chairs as Johnny and FF stand up AA. All it takes is a single CON-CHAIR-TO and the pin is a foregone conclusion.
WINNERS in 22:22 – Johnny Adrenaline and FF Capslock with the Masked Manager...
GHOSTHEAD vs. RICKY SOARING EAGLE – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match
Run for the Hill plays, and the crowd boos the arrival of Ricky Soaring Eagle. He jawjacks with some fans en route to the ring, threatening to make them feel his pain. My Ruin hits signaling the arrival of Ghosthead, and the boos continue to rain down. The fans can't seem to decide which guy they dislike more, so we get split crowd reactions to both men, mostly sticking with the jeers. Ghosthead hands the Championship Belt to the ref, before leaning back into a neutral corner, and merely stares unemotionally at Ricky. Ricky on the other hand seems very emotional shouting angry diatribe at the fans, the ref, Ghosthead, and pretty much anyone that he can. The ref holds the belt up, but neither man seems to care. The bell rings, and Ghosthead makes no move at all.
This just seems to further infuriate Ricky, who stomps over getting in his face and shouting at him. Ghosthead makes no response at all, and Ricky finally loses it and throws a right hook that knocks Ghosthead out of the corner. This draws a warning about closed fists from the ref.
Ricky Soaring Eagle has used his first warning
This seems to wake Ghosthead up, and when Ricky comes after him, he lays some chops and open hand strikes. Ricky doesn't seem to care, and nails a massive forearm shiver that rocks Ghosthead. Ricky attempts a vertical suplex, but Ghosthead slips out the back and nails a massive German suplex. As Ricky is getting back to his feet, Ghosthead runs in with a mafia kick that sends Ricky tumbling to the outside. Ricky regains his feet outside the ring as Ghosthead attempts a baseball slide dropkick. Ricky barely dodges, and then grabs Ghosthead pulling him out of the ring. The two men brawl around the ringside area as the ref begins his count, when he gets to nine, Ricky bounces Ghostheads head off the apron and tosses him into the ring. Ricky quickly follows in, and mounts Ghosthead raining down punches. Ghosthead is able to block most of them, but a couple get through. The ref rushes over and shoves Ricky off of him chastising him again for the closed fists.
Ricky Soaring Eagle has used his second warning
Ricky throws a very unfriendly gesture at the ref, before heading back after Ghosthead. Ghosthead tries to block him with a gut kick, but Ricky catches his foot, and puts him down with a stiff clothesline. Ricky picks him up for another attempt at a vertical suplex, and this time connects and floats over for the pin. Ghosthead kicks out at one, and Ricky pulls him to his feet and whips him to the ropes. Ricky drops his head a smidgen to early, and Ghosthead catches him with a running DDT. Ghosthead covers, but is only able to get a one himself. Both men are up now and more wary of each other. They circle, and Ricky reacts first with a running charge that pushes Ghosthead into the corner. He nails a couple of shoulders into the midsection, but when he goes for a third, Ghosthead moves and Ricky hits the turnbuckle hard. He turns, and Ghosthead puts him down with a snap powerslam and covers only getting two. Ghosthead pulls Ricky to his feet, only to be dropped by a stiff right hook from Ricky. The ref runs over and again warns Ricky about the closed fists.
Ricky Soaring Eagle has used his third and last warning
Ricky turns his attention to the ref, arguing that it was a forearm shot and not a punch. What he doesn't notice is a recovered Ghosthead sneaking up behind him. Ricky turns, and Ghosthead is ready for him, and drops him with a Horror Driver! Ricky goes down hard and Ghosthead quickly covers.
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Ricky rolls his shoulder a millisecond to late, and the bell sounds ending the match.
WINNER in 23:24 and still OOWF Onslaught Champion Ghosthead
After the match Ricky is pissed and goes looking for the ref. The ref thinks retreat is the better part of valor, and quickly tosses the title belt to Ghosthead before hightailing it up the ramp. Ricky starts kicking the ropes and letting loose with a string of colorful remarks. Ghosthead ignores this and calmly exits the ring and heads to the back ignoring Ricky's tantrum in the ring.
TEXPRESS vs. HOLY SPIRIT SQAD vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. POWER & GLORY – OOWF World Tag Team Title Ultimate Endurance Match
Banned from Everywhere, accompanied by Ellie May (carrying a spare jar of Pine Cone Party Likker), are first to the ring. Power and Glory, with Wyatt Cox, are next, followed by the Holy Spirit Squad and finally the OOWF World Tag Team Champions, Texpress. For those playing the home game, that’s cheers, boos, a mixed reaction, and Blowing the Roof Off the Building. Zane and Chad hold their titles high and then hand them to referee Angelo Barros, who displays them to the crowd before attaching them to a rig that hoists them above the ring in preparation for the third fall. Barros sends all four teams to their corners and calls for the bell - we’re underway!
FIRST FALL - I QUIT
Justin and Clio start out for their teams. They lock up and Justin twists her into a hammerlock. Clio screams like she’s being tortured and Justin instinctively slackens his grip, allowing Clio to pull free and pivot, sweeping his legs. Laughing, Clio stomps on Justin and drops a knee into his face. She hauls Justin to his feet and sends him to the ropes. Justin ducks a clothesline attempt and comes back with one of his own. Clio side steps and hooks his arm, spinning him to the mat in an armbar. Clio works it into a chickenwing, bending the arm at an unnatural angle and kneeling on Justin’s back. Justin drags himself toward the Texpress corner, reaching out for the tag. Chad shrugs apologetically and mouths the words ‘elimination match.’ Barros moves in with the microphone, but Justin shakes his head. He continues to struggle, and finally reaches the ropes to force the break.
Clio springs to her feet and drives an elbow into Justin’s shoulder. She drags him to his feet and sends him into her corner, where the back of his head meets the point of Edra’s elbow. Justin staggers forward, and Clio plants him shoulder-first with a DDT. Clio pins Justin’s arm behind his back and makes the tag, and Edra slings herself over the ropes and drives her knee into his shoulder. Edra stands Justin up in the corner and nails a pair of European uppercuts, and then pulls him out and sends him across the ring. Justin grabs the top rope to stop his momentum, and Edra charges. Justin drops out of the way, and Edra topples over the ropes, catching herself on the apron. She immediately turns and springs to the top rope, but Justin falls to the side and tags in Mai
Edra lands slightly off balance, but Mai doesn’t take advantage. She waits for Edra to steady herself and extends her hand. Edra shakes it - and pulls Mai into a knee to the gut. Edra takes Mai over with a gut-wrench suplex and springs off the second rope to drop a leg across her throat. Edra sits Mai up and tries to lock on a dragon sleeper, but Mai gets an arm up to block. She drives the other elbow into Edra’s stomach, then turns and tackles her to the mat. Before Joey Styles can scream “catfight”, Mai is up and hitting the ropes. She hits Edra with a clothesline as she sits up, and then pulls her up and stuns her with a European uppercut. Mai hits an Irish whip, followed by a dropkick. She rolls Edra into a single-leg Boston crab (Hi Davin!) but Edra kicks her off with her free leg. Edra crawls for her corner, but Mai grabs her ankle and hauls her to her feet. Edra hits an enzugiri and uses her momentum to fall toward the Texpress corner, slapping Chad on the chest to tag him in.
Chad and Mai lock up, and Chad tosses her into the corner. He hits a series of shoulders to the midsection and snap mares her to the mat. He sits Mai up, plants a knee in her back and pulls back on her arms. Barros asks if she’s ready to give up, and Mai shakes her head. Mai gets her feet under her, which forces Chad to get up as well. Mai crouches and leaps, flipping back to wrap her legs around Chad’s neck and snap him over to the mat. Mai rolls to her feet and dives for her corner, making the tag to Fulton.
Stan storms across the ring and steamrolls Chad into his own corner. He sends him across the ring and avalanches him in the Banned from Everywhere corner. Chad stumbles forward, and Stan claps him across the ears and then plants him with a belly-to-belly suplex. He sits Chad up and locks him in a stump puller. Barros checks, but Chad’s not about to give up. He’s also not about to get Fulton’s weight off his shoulders, so Zane helps him out by coming in with a clothesline. Fulton rolls back to his feet and grabs Chad as he gets up. He hammers Chad with forearms and sends him to the ropes. Fulton goes for a spine buster, but Chad hooks him in a facelock mid-move, adding in a body scissors as he’s driven to the mat. The impact knocks the wind out of Chad, but he manages to hang on. He cinches the hold in tighter and Barros checks on Fulton. The reply is muffled, but clearly negative. Somehow Fulton manages to get to his feet with Chad still clamped on. Fulton can’t see, so he rams Chad into the nearest corner, which happens to belong to Banned From Everywhere. One flailing hand hits Justin, tagging him into the match.
Fulton stumbles out of the corner, still unable to dislodge Chad. Justin darts into the ring and kneels behind him, causing Fulton to trip over him. Justin rolls to his feet and drops an elbow on the back of Chad’s head, finally causing his grip to slacken. Justin drags Chad to his feet and shoves him into the corner. He knees Chad in the stomach and hits him in the face with several forearms before making the tag to Bill. BfE each wind an arm, pull Chad out of the corner, and slam him back in. They drive twin knees into his midsection and take him over with a suplex. Justin leaves the ring and Bill pounces on Chad, locking him in the Cuyler clutch. Barros checks Chad, who refuses to submit, Bill cinches the hold in tighter. As Barros moves back in to ask again, Bill‘s eyes go wide and he starts shaking his head. The camera pans to the floor, where Edra has Bill’s jar of PCPL, while Clio has taken the backup jar from Ellie May. They’re threatening to pour them both out on the floor. Clio locks eyes with Bill as she tips the jar.
C: “Say it! SAY! IT!”
A single drop of PCPL slips over the lip of the jar and falls to the floor. As it eats its way through the mats, Bill shouts “I Quit” and releases the hold.
**Banned from Everywhere have been eliminated.**
Bill slides out of the ring, landing on his knees in front of the girls. He begs them to hand over the jars. Laughing, they oblige, and Bill hands the jars gingerly to Ellie May. He turns around - and levels Power and Glory with a double clothesline when they try to attack. Bill slings Edra into the ringside barrier, and then grabs Clio and stuffs her into the ring. Justin joins Bill and Ellie as officials surround them and escort Banned from Everywhere to the back.
SECOND FALL - LUCHA RULES
Chad is on his feet as Clio is shoved into the ring. He pulls her up and slings her to the ropes. Clio reverses. She ducks her head too soon, and Chad hooks her for a DDT. Before he hits it, she shoves free, grabs his face, and kisses him on the lips! Chad stares at her and she does a suggestive shimmy. For what may be the first time in his life, however, Chad doesn’t seem interested. Clio shrugs and throws a kick at his head, but Chad catches it. He pulls her off balance and throws her with a leg-trap suplex. Clio rolls out to the floor, and Edra levels Chad with a missile dropkick when he gets up. Edra bundles Chad into the corner and attacks him with chops. Chad reverses their positions, but Edra pokes him in the eye before he can attack. Chad stumbles back, and Edra comes off the second rope with a Thesz press. She hammers Chad with punches, and then rolls off and out of the ring as Clio comes off the top rope with a splash. She hooks the leg, but Chad kicks out at two.
Clio is up first and kicks Chad in the stomach. She drives an elbow into the back of his head and then sends him into the corner and tags Edra. Power and Glory pummel Chad with kicks and chops, and then lift him onto the top turnbuckle. They climb up as well, and while Chad fights back, they have the numbers advantage and take him over with a tandem superplex. Clio rolls out to the floor while Edra floats over and hooks the leg for a long two count. She pulls Chad to his feet and shoves him back into the corner. Chad ducks a punch and drives a shoulder into Edra’s midsection. Clio grabs him from behind, but he elbows free. Chad stuns Edra with a forearm and darts past her, rolling to his corner and tagging Zane into the match.
Edra launches herself at Zane as he steps into the ring. She hammers on him with forearms and actually manages to knock him back a step before he scoops her up and slams her to the mat. Edra rolls out of the way of a stomp and tries to sweep Zane’s legs but he hops over the strike. He pulls Edra up and shoves her back against the ropes and then sends her across the ring and plants her with a press slam. Zane pulls Edra to her feet and sets her up for the Bordertoss, but she starts throwing punches at the top of the move. Zane staggers, bet before he falls Chad flies off the top turnbuckle and nails Edra with a dropkick, sending her to the mat. Chad covers while Zane rolls out of the ring, but Clio breaks up the cover at two. Clio pummels Chad with punches as she drags him to his feet. She tries for an Irish whip, but he reverses and hits her with a dropkick. Chad, seeing his partner is still down, tosses Clio into the HSS corner and makes the tag to Mai.
Mai hops to the top rope and drops into the ring, driving an elbow into Clio’s forehead. She snap mares Clio over and springs off the middle rope to hit a leg drop. Mai pulls Clio up and snaps her over with a suplex, and then sits her up and kicks her hard in the back. Mai hits the ropes and delivers a Sabin-esque stalling dropkick. She covers, but Clio kicks out at two. Mai stands Clio up and hits an Irish whip, but she reverses. As Mai hits the ropes Edra pulls the top strand down, sending Mai tumbling to the floor. This turns out to be a mistake, as Stan is now legal, and levels Clio with a clothesline from behind. Edra starts into the ring, but Stan knocks her off the apron with a head butt. Stan turns around and sees Clio getting a running start. He swings, but Clio ducks underneath, hits the ropes - and runs right into a Backcut Slam. Fulton goes to the ropes - Dropline! Fulton covers, and Barros counts One…Two…Edra tries to slide into the ring, but Mai drags her back out…Three.
**Power and Glory have been eliminated.**
THIRD FALL - LADDER MATCH
As Power & Glory are escorted to the back, Mai climbs back into the ring to join her partner and Texpress meets them in the middle of the ring. Words and handshakes are exchanged, and suddenly Chad and Mai and Stan and Zane lock up. Chad sends Mai into the corner and Zane tries to do the same to Stan, but Fulton yanks Zane back into a belly-to-belly suplex. Stan gets to his feet and stomps Zane into the mat, then rolls out of the ring and grabs one of the ladders that have coalesced out of the ether. He slides the ladder under the ropes and climbs back into the ring. Zane greets him with a European uppercut, and then follows up with a series of forearms and chops. Zane sends Stan across the ring and plants the big man with a back body drop. He grabs the ladder and starts to set it up.
Meanwhile, Chad has Mai trapped in the corner until she dodges a forearm. She hits a chop that knocks him back a step, and then connects with a hard kick to the temple. She hops to the second turnbuckle and leaps over Chad. She lands in a dead run and sprints up the ladder. Mai makes a grab for the belts, but Zane shoulderblocks the ladder before she can reach them. The ladder goes over, but Mai manages to jump off and land on her feet. - and walks right into a super kick from Chad. Chad reaches for the ladder, but gets avalanched into the corner by Fulton. Zane joins his partner and they get the advantage over Fulton, sending the big man to the ropes and taking him down with a tandem clothesline. Zane scoops his partner up and slams him onto Fulton, and then grabs the ladder. Mai sweeps his legs as he gets it set up, sending him face-first into the steel. She climbs over him and up the ladder, but Zane pulls her back down and sends her into the corner. He follows her in with a clothesline as Chad comes over and starts to climb. When Chad is partway up he sees Stan getting to his feet and leaps, taking Fulton down with a flying head scissors. Zane heads back to the ladder and starts to climb. Mai isn’t far behind him and tries to pull him down, but Zane kicks her off. Chad is up as well and takes Mai down with a German suplex. Zane starts to climb again, but Stan tackles the ladder, sending him sprawling.
Chad is up. He springs off the middle rope and drives an elbow into Stan’s head, slamming his face into the ladder. Chad grabs the ladder and sets it up. He starts to climb, and Mai reaches the other side and starts to climb as well. Chad gets to the top first and reaches for the belts, but Mai elbows him in the stomach. She slams him in the face with a forearm. It knocks him off balance, but he manages to hang on. Chad gets the advantage of the next exchange and sets Mai up for a suplex, but she fights her way out of it, Mai connects with a forearm that knocks Chad down a rung, and then pushes him off, sending him to the mat.
As Mai reaches for the belts, Zane picks up the ladder and moves it away. Mai manages to keep her balance and leaps, grabbing hold of the belts. Before she can unhook them, Chad springboards off the top rope and hits a spear! Chad and Mai crash to the mat as the crowd erupts. Zane moves the ladder back into place and starts to climb, but Stan is just a step behind him and starts up the other side. They reach the top and exchange shots. Stan seems to be getting the better of it and knocks Zane off balance, but Zane recovers and slams Stan’s head into the ladder. Zane uses the opportunity to climb another rung, but Stan head butts him in the gut before he can reach the belts. Stan drives his shoulder into Zane’s midsection and flips him off the ladder, but Zane grabs Stan’s waist as he falls and turns it into a sunset flip power bomb!
The crowd cheers themselves hoarse as all four combatants lie stunned in the ring. Finally, Chad crawls to the ladder and starts to pull himself up. When he’s about half-way up, Mai starts to stir. She reaches the ladder and starts to climb, but Chad’s already at the top. He grabs the belts and manages to yank them free!
WINNERS - and still OOWF Tag Team Champions, in 62:09, Texpress.
After the match: Mai slides down the ladder to the mat as Chad climbs down and hands one of the championships to Zane. The champions raise the belts high and drink in the cheers of the crowd. Stan drags himself to his partner and they help each other up. The champions offer another handshake, and the Holy Spirit Squad raise the Texpress’ hands as the crowd applauds both teams.
RABBIT MASK vs. DANNY TAYLOR – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match – Title Can Change Hands on a Disqualification
Back and forth match, Danny gets the better of Rabbit and hammers him from pillar to post. Rabbit grabs a chair and is about to use it, then realizes it will cost him his title. He tosses the chair aside, but walks right into a DYNAMITE DROP! Danny covers, hooking the leg hard and gets the one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 23:14 and NEW OOWF Intercontinental champion – Danny Taylor
After the match, Rabbit tries to attack Danny to drop him on his head again, but Danny catches him with a big boot to the jaw, then lifts him for a suplex…….is Taylor going to brainbust Rabbit? No, he throws him on the top rope, then bounds off the ropes and catches him with a boot to the jaw that sends him to the floor. Rabbit crawls to the back to fight another day while Danny and Vic celebrate in the middle of the ring.
CHRIS EVANS vs. LD WILLIAMS – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match
LD Williams makes his entrance and the crowd cheers him. A chant of "LD-DUB" fires up and he nods appreciatively getting into the ring. Evans appears and for a while the boos start to drown out the "LD-Dub" chant, but not for long. To say the crowd is solidly behind the well respected former champion and not the douchebag who trashed the belt would be a colossal understatement. The "LD-Dub" cheer may ebb and flow, but it continues throughout the match. Hightower shows the imposter belt to LD Williams, who scoffs at it. Evans can be plainly heard saying "ringthebellringthebell" over and over. Finally, Hightower calls for it.
These two do NOT like each other and that's apparent from the second the the bell rings. They aren't even starting with the easy stuff. They are firing punches at each other, some with fists, some not, but all very stiff and strong. Hightower gets dizzy with the warnings. LD 'escorts' Evans into the corner, sternum first. Evans falls out, clutching his chest and stagger right into a big suplex. LD quickly gets Evans back to his feet, and then cracks him over his knee with a backbreaker, lifting him again into a neckbreaker. LD goes for a pin, but even though groggy, Evans kicks out. He shoves LD off him and rolls out of the ring, making the universal symbol for 'time out.' Hightower reminds Evans there is no time out in wrestling. Evans rolls back in. He gets to his feet as LD makes his approach, but Evans drops down and drop toe holds LD into the ropes. Evans hops on his back and works him over, pressing his throat against the ropes to do it. LD's arms flail helplessly about. Finally, Hightower notices the choke and begins to count. Evans puts the knee into LD's back, one hand on the back of LD's head. keeping up the pressure on LD's neck, and counts along with the referee with his other hand. "One...two...three...four...f--" He let's go JUST at 5. LD falls clutching his neck, and Evans walks triumphantly around the ring. LD pulls himself up the ropes again, and turns toward Evans who catches him with a kick to the stomach, grabs his head and BULLDOG right into the middle turnbuckle. Evans continues to work LD over with kicks, and he kicks him under the ropes, wherein Hightower once again gets involved.
He pushes Evans back. Evans argues that this isn't an Onslaught match. Hightower argues that this isn't a No-DQ either. Meanwhile LD has gotten to his feet, shaking the cobwebs from his head. Evans continues to argue, giving LD time. Finally Evans is done proving his point, and dodges Hightower to attack LD who is now ready for him. LD rushes at him with a short-armed clothesline, that doesn't knock him down, but does knock him woozy. Woozy enough. LD kicks him in the stomach and gets him in position for a Canadian Destroyer. The crowd leaps to their feet, if they aren't there already. "LD-DUB! LD DUB!" But before he can launch, Evans starts to slide out of it. LD doesn't mind though, as Evans slides down, LD grabs his legs, and hits a Wheelbarrow Suplex. He goes for the pin, one..two...NO! Evans kicks out. The two separate as LD looks around at the crowd, feeding off their support and Evans staggers back to rest on the ropes.
LD runs at Evans, who ducks, pulling down the bottom rope. LD goes over but not before grabbing Evans around the neck and taking him over with him. The two hit the ground, roll around for a bit, and finally get to their feet where they continue to brawl. The referee is trying to encourage them back into the ring. The camera is focused on them but familiar faces are seen in the crowd.
Russ: Is that...Eric O' Mac and Shawn Johnson?
Razz: Wow, they look like shit.
They also appear to have spilled Shawn's beer on the person next to him, when LD and Eric hit the guardrail. This has caused some drunken drama that the camera momentarily focuses on. When we switch perspective again, Evans has rolled into the ring, and Hightower bends down to check on him. At that moment, back on the floor, Eric swings a bottle of beer, maybe at the guy next to him, who ducks. It instead hits LD Williams, who is momentarily resting against the barricade. LD goes down. Hightower decides that Evans is okay, and Evans gets to his feet. He sees, LD lying on the ground and seizes his opportunity. He rolls out, rolls LD back in, as blood from the cut to his head smears all over the mat. He picks the very groggy and possibly unconscious LD up before Hightower can check on him and hits The Way of the Future! The crowd boos at the injustice of it all, as Evans makes the pin. One...two....THREE!
WINNER in 55:11 – Chris Evans
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. FIREWOMAN – Best of Seven Series – Match 2: Blood Pond Street Fight
Firewoman walks out first, passing the rows of seats set up for those who could afford the tickets to this match. She catches a few eyes of men she once knew, men who once wanted her dead. Fire gives them an icy stare, then heads toward the ring and looks through be barrels of plunder, then rolls into the ring.
Moose is announced next, and the crowd boos him loudly. Moose has Happy Deth Bat on one shoulder and doesn’t even look out at the crowd, he just stares straight ahead. Moose circles the ring, then stops by the steaming waters of blood pond, looks at the pond, then up to Fire and shakes his head. Moose rolls under the ring and heads to an opposite corner.
The referee goes over the rules. Which is essentially, anything at all goes. No pinfalls, no submissions, no countout, no disqualification. The only way to win is when one person can no longer answer the ten count. The ref calls for the bell, and this one is underway. Moose immediately rolls out of the ring and grabs a kendo stick and a mic and slides back in. Fire braces for a fight, but Moose turns the stick around and hands it to her, then turns his back on her and drops to his knees.
“Come on Lisa, I know you want to. I have dragged you down this path of hell. I have taken away your tag team titles, I made you remember Patrick, I put your stupid husband in the hospital. I have spent the last three months making your life miserable. I have to know.”
<Fire stands there with a snarl on her face gripping the kendo stick tightly, but she doesn’t swing it.>
“Firewoman would have worn me out with that by now…….hell I would never have GIVEN Firewoman the kendo stick in the first place. <Moose shakes his head sadly> I hate that it has come to this Lisa……..”
Before Moose can do anything Fire drops the kendo stick, grabs Moose’s outstretched arms and hits a MOTHERFUCKING FIRESTOMP! Moose’s face slams into the canvas and Fire is on him, hammering him with rights and lefts to the face. Moose gets to his feet grabbing his face, and Fire nearly cuts him in half with a SPEAR! The Quinn siblings tumble between the ropes to the floor. They both get to their feet fairly fast and square off. Fire lights Moose up with a chop to the chest that echoes across the valley, Moose returns the favor. The two of them stand there chopping the shit out of one another, then quickly turn to punches, hammering one another with punches to the face. Fire backs off and POPS Moose with a superkick that sends him staggering. Fire starts after Moose, but then Moose POPS Fire with a superkick of his own that sends Fire to the ground.
Moose hops onto the apron, but Fire gets up and catches him. Moose throws an elbow, but fire avoids it and Fire goozles him and hits the SIDE EFFECT off the apron onto the ground! Moose slams back first onto the unforgiving ground and gasps for air. Fire gets to her feet and rolls into the ring and tells the referee to start counting. The ref gets to eight before Moose gets to his feet, still struggling for air, and slides under the bottom rope into the ring.
Fire springs off the middle rope and drops a knee across Moose’s sternum then lifts hum up, scoops him up and hits a running powerslam into the corner, tying him in the tree of woe. Fire backs to the opposite side of the ring and charges in and SLAMS her knee right into Moose’s ribs. You can her Moose’s breath escape his chest as he falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring. Once again Fire steps back and tells the referee to start the ten count. Once again at eight, Moose uses the apron to pull himself up. Inside the ring, Fire gets a running start and tries a baseball slide, but Moose side steps it and Fire slides under the bottom rope to the floor. She quickly gets to her feet and Moose has a bottle in his hand that he SMASHES upside Fire’s head! Fire staggers, then drops to one knee as the blood pours off the side of her head and ear.
Moose stares at Fire for a moment, trying to catch his breath. He grabs the kendo stick from inside the ring and repeatedly slams it across Fire’s back. Fire howls in pain, then snarls with rage and gets to her feet and turns to confront Moose, but a kendo shot to the face drops Fire to the ground.
Moose reaches under the ring and pulls out a ladder and sets it up, then turns and sees Fire getting back to her feet. He grabs her and slams her face first into the ring post and keeps her there, then tries to slam her in the face with a headbutt, but Fire moves and Moose nails the steel. Moose staggers backward, the gash on his forehead already spewing blood. Fire grabs Moose and shoots him into the ring. The crowd urge her to use one of the weapons lying around, but she doesn’t. Instead she hooks him, and steals a page out of his playbook – and perhaps for a bit of revenge for Alex – hits a PACKAGE PILEDRIVER right in the middle of the ring. Fire is not done yet though. She climbs to the corner and hits the BEST FIRESAULT EVER! Fire holds her ribs some and rolls to the corner and yells for the referee to count him out. Moose’s eyes are glazed over a bit, he no doubt gave himself a concussion from the ringpost, then getting dropped on his head right after that certainly doesn’t help.
The referee starts the count and the crowd counts along. He gets to nine, and Moose manages to pull himself to his feet. Fire charges out of the corner, but Moose ducks and Fire hits the ropes, on the rebound Moose catches her with a BUISAKU knee to the face! Fire collapses in a heap, grabbing her nose, which is now POURING blood. Moose grabs Happy Deth Bat and approaches Fire, but she lashes out and kicks him in the knee, knocking him off balance. Fire gabs Moose and PLANTS him with a DDT on the bat! The barbs tear into Moose’s forehead, which Fire sees. She grabs the handle of the bat and tears it away, tearing hair and skin, and flings the bat into Blood Pond. Now it is Fire’s turn to grab a mic. She drops to the mat staring at Moose’s bloody face.
“I don’t need weapons to beat you, because I <punch> AM <punch> BETTER <punch> THAN <punch> YOU <punch>!”
After the last punch, Moose spits a mouthful of blood into his sisters face. She staggers a bit, trying to clear her vision. Moose pulls a small chain out of his pocket and wraps it around his fist. He grabs Fire’s hair from behind and tilts her head back and repeatedly hammers her in the face with a chain wrapped fist until blood is POURING down Fire’s face.
Moose sees the blood and goes into overdrive. He rolls Fire onto the apron and drops her with an APRON DDT! As she hits the ground, Moose pulls her up again and hits a APRON BOMB slamming Fire’s back and oft injured ribs on the ring. Moose ducks and lifts Fire onto his shoulders and turns toward Blood Pond and hits an ALABAMA SLAM! DRIVING Fire into the water!
Fire disappears under the water, and for a moment it gets very quiet. Then it seems like maybe it has been TOO long and the fans begin to murmur. Moose snarls and walks into the water, but Fire pops up with Happy Deth Bat in hand, her white outfit now stained a deep blood red, and catches Moose with a shot to the ribs that doubles him over, Fire then brings the bat down on the back of Moose’s head, driving him down into the water as well. Fire grabs Moose by the hair and drags him half out of the water, then hits another MOTHERFUCKING FIRESTOMP driving Moose’s face into the ground. Fire pulls Moose up a little further and flips him over. Moose looks just about out of it and the referee starts counting, but Fire glares at him and says she is not done.
Fire reaches under the ring and grabs a tall ladder, slides it into the ring and stands it up and climbs to the very top. At this point she has to be 25 feet off the ground. Fire steadies herself, then leaps and hits the BEST FIRESAULT EVER! She lands on Moose, MY GOD SHE COULD HAVE CRUSHED HIS RIBS! Fire rolls around in pain too, grabbing her knee that slammed into the ground. Moose rolls in agony, spitting up blood and gasping for air. The officials may want to just go ahead and stop this one.
The Quinn’s roll in opposite directions, presumably to crawl off and die. The referee starts a ten count. Once he hits nine, we see that both Quinn’s are SOMEHOW on their feet. Moose is using HDB to stand, while Fire has used a table to get her to her feet. It appears that something inside Fire has snapped. She reaches into the bucket o’plunder and pulls out a sledgehammer wrapped in barbed wire, sporting the familiar “AD” initials. Moose sees this and snarls and the two of them limp toward one another. As they get within hitting distance, Fire swings the sledgehammer at Moose’s ribs, but Moose moves it and grabs Fire by the throat with HDB he throws her into the ring and follows, and backs her into the corner and hits a HEARTPUNCH! Fire grimaces in pain, then spits a mouth full of blood at Moose, so he pops her a second time, as she staggers out of the corner, Moose lifts her up and DRIVES her to the mat with a SPINEBUSTER right on a chair!
Moose starts to climb the ladder, but Fire gets to her feet and begins climbing the opposite side. The two bloody, exhausted siblings meet at the top of the ladder and tear onto one another, Moose swings wildly, and Fire avoids the shot then grabs Moose’s head and repeatedly slams it down on the top rung of the ladder until Moose is still. Fire climbs up and leaps in the air and comes down with a COP KILLER right on Moose’s ribs! But Fire’s knee buckles and she tumbles down the ladder, making it almost to the bottom before he leg gets caught in a run and it twists her knee badly. Fire howls in pain. The referee moves in, and tries to free her. Moose falls off the top of the ladder and slams to the mat and coughs up a huge amount of blood. You can hear Moose wheezing as he shoves the referee away and screams at him NO HELP!
Moose pulls himself up, see’s Fire’s twisted knee hooked in the ladder, and smirks. HE slips out of the ring and rummages under the ring and slides something……what is that? Oh god, it’s a glass coffee table. Moose sets that up in the middle of the ring then goes back to the ladder, stopping frequently to catch his breath and spit up some more blood. Moose hooks Fire’s other leg until she is caught in a MONEY CLIP THROUGH THE LADDER! Fire howls in pain, Moose yells for her to quit, but she snarls at him and tells him to go to hell. Fire reaches out and grabs a piece of glass that had flown into the ring from the bottle shot earlier, and JAMS it into the back of Moose’s thigh! Moose howls in pain and falls to the mat, Fire frees her legs and also falls to the mat. The referee starts a rather quick ten count, but dammit the Quinn’s pull themselves up again, Moose via the ropes, Fire via the ladder.
As Moose turns around Fire slams him in the face with the ladder which sends him staggering. Fire hops across the ring, she can’t put any weight on that leg right now. Holding the ropes, she connects with several knees to Moose’s ribs, each one causing Moose to spit out some blood. Moose slumps to the mat, but Fire pulls him up and hits a HEARTPUNCH! Then a SECOND, then a THIRD. Moose collapses to the mat and the referee starts the ten count. Somehow, to the shock of the audience, Moose pulls himself up at nine, wipes the blood from his mouth, looks at Fire and says “is that all you got?”
Fire glares at Moose with shock, then charges at him, but Moose unleashes BLACK MIST (Ket must have taught him that) Fire staggers and Moose grabs her and hits a DARLING DRIVER! Moose slumps in the corner, pulling himself up with the ropes as the referee counts. He gets to nine, but this time it is Fire’ turn to stagger to her feet, still barely able to stand on her knee. She tries to wipe the mist from her eyes, finds Moose and flips him the double bird.
Moose snarls and picks up a chair and throws it at Fire, it ricochets off of her head, stunning her, Moose grabs her from behind and hits the GTSF! Fire falls forward RIGHT THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE! The referee motions for the ambulances to pull around and starts a fast ten count, but Dear Sweet Baby Jesus she is not out! Fire somehow is on her hands and knees, glass sticking out all over her body, blood pouring out of too many cuts to count. Moose is slumped in the corner gasping for air, he is using all his strength to pull himself up. The two are almost up, Moose is clinging to the ropes for dear life. Fire tries to stand……but that knee has taken too much punishment and it buckles and she falls to the mat just as the ref counts ten.
WINNER in 46:44 – Moosehead Jack – Moose leads the Best of Seven Series 2-0
Moose immediately collapses to the mat as well, gasping for air, but with a sick grin on his face. Fire snarls in pain, cursing her knee the whole time. Medics load them both up onto the gurneys and take them to the Beppu Medical Center. We have to ask the same question we did two years ago. Was it worth it?
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