OOWF MidWeek Mayhem: OOWF Invitational Quarterfinals
Live! From Forks of Salmon, California
February 12, 2014
BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. MIRANDA WILLIAMS & POWER Insane In the Brain brings the whacky team of
Banned From Everywhere to the ring. Awesome Bill from Dawsonville is aboard Drunkey, while Justin Sane is atop Drunkette. Behind this whole mess is Ellie May from Elijay on her Likkercycle towing a cooler. Bill and Justin jump off the donkeys and climb the ropes to play to the fans. Bill succeeds. Justin doesn't, and Drunkette grabs Justin by the collar and pulls him up and into the ring. All the while Ellie May is passing out heart shaped containers around ring side that appear to be liquid filled. Please romance responsibly.
Pink pyro explodes from the Jumbotron as
Helloween's Power brings out Power. She flexes and poses at the top of the ramp, walks halfway down to the ring, then puts a finger to her lips to get the crowd to quiet down. She turns and points to the curtains as
Serena Ryder's Stompa brings out Miranda Williams. She plays to the crowd, then walks down to Power. The two double high five, then run down to the ring and slide under the ropes and dash across the ring and climb the turnbuckles. Power flexes while Miranda poses. They jump off the ropes and Bill walks over to Power and offers her a jar of what might be PCPL. They toast and mirror shaking their heads. Miranda asks for some but Power reminds her of her age, and that sends Miranda into a minor – no pun intended – hissy fit.
Bill and Power step out of the ring leaving Miranda and Justin to start out. The referee rings the bell and Miranda offers a handshake to Justin but Justin sticks out his hand asking for five dollars. Miranda shakes her head and offers the handshake. Justin shakes his head and they lock up. Justin is able to get a headlock and he yells over to Bill to look what he did...but Miranda pushes him into the ropes and the two begin a criss cross...Miranda stops and Justin hits the brakes and falls out of the ring. Miranda just shakes her head and reaches over to tag in Power but Power tells her to stay in, she's doing just fine. Miranda turns around and Justin hits a dropkick that sends her flying into the corner and Power jumps off the apron to avoid getting hit. Justin grabs Miranda and tries to throw her across the ring but Miranda reverses and hits a Dropkick of her own that sends Justin into his corner and falling into Awesome Bill. The referee claims that's a tag, so Miranda again goes to tag Power, and this time Power takes the tag and waits for Bill to step into the ring before charging him for a spear...but Bill holds up his hands as he still has a jar of what might be PCPL in his hand. Bill finishes off the tasty treat, shakes his head, and hands the jar to Ellie May. He turns to Power...and eats a dropkick. Bill bounced off the ropes and into a Powerslam! Power covers but can only get a one count before Bill rolls the shoulder. Power picks up Bill and throws him into the ropes again....SIDEWALK SLAM. She tags Miranda and she goes up top and hits a FROG SPLASH! She goes to cover but Justin comes off the top rope and actually hits a MOMENT OF CLARITY that breaks up the pin and hurts him more than it does Miranda.
Bill picks himself up and as the referee puts Justin out, throws Miranda across the ring and hits the MASON DIXON LINE! Bill goes for the cover but Miranda kicks out at one. Bill lets out a rebel yell and picks up Miranda for the DECATUR DROP! Bill covers but Power breaks it up with a kick and grabs Miranda and pulls her to the corner. Power steps out and raises her hands, then tags Miranda with a slap to the back. Power runs in and begins pounding away on Bill, throws him into the ropes and hits a Powerslam! She covers for a one count, but Bill kicks out. Power slams the mat, backs Bill into the ropes to throw him across the ring, but at that moment the Draculs charge the ring and Vlad and Radu attack Justin and Miranda. The referee is distracted and doesn't see Tavian with a chair at ringside. Bill reverses, Power hits the ropes and Tavian slams the chair across Power's head. Oblivious to what's going on in front of him (that PCPL blindness thing, you know) Power stumbles into the ELLIJAY EXPRESS from Bill. Bill climbs the ropes, and can you believe a Hillbilly can fly? FREEBIRD! Justin and Miranda are still fighting Vlad and Radu at ringside as Bill covers Power for the pin!
WINNER IN 14:45 – Banned from EverywhereThe battle continues at ringside and Tavian enters the ring with the chair attacking both Power and Bill. Finally here comes Mai Muyo and Texpress with baseball bats in hand to chase off the Black Hand. Mai goes to help Power and Texpress checks on Miranda and BFE. All four competitors are helped up and given a warm round of applause by the crowd as they are helped to the back.
OOWF Invitational QuarterfinalsALEXANDER DARLING vs. ECOSYSTEM – Corax Bracket FinalsPA: “THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!” …. “DO! NOT! TEST! ME!”
Porcelain and the Tramp’s “King of The World” heralds the entrance of Alexander Darling for the Corax Bracket finals. He slaps hands with the fans on his way down, climbs up and into the ring, and bounds off the ropes as he awaits his opponent.
PA: “Morgan Had A Dream…Buffet Had A Dream…Muyo Have A Dream”
Kendrick Lamar’s “Backseat Freestyle” plays over the PA system as Ecosystem comes out in full suit to boos. He has a microphone in hand and gestures to cut the music as he walks toward the ring.
Eco: Alexander, Alexander, Alexander. I was listening to your bold words earlier. But come on now. You and I both know that you don’t really want to be out here tonight. One step closer to facing your lovely wife in the ring, with the stakes too high to turn it into a practice match – you can pretend that I’m just a jealous fool, that your bonds are too strong to break. But those bonds are the result of slow progress…and even if you think that what you said might be true, why should you take the chance to throw that all away.
Alexander is completely no-selling Eco’s comments, gesturing for him to get in the ring.
Eco: But I have too much respect for you and her to take you out of this tournament in the manner in which I have dispatched my other opponents. So I’ll let you preserve your dignity. (Eco enters the ring.) I will let you lie down in the middle of this ring, of your own volition, and accept my foot on your chest. I am permitting you to relieve yourself of this terrible burden. Be a man, Alexander. Be the husband I know you want to be.
Alexander pauses for a moment – and pops Eco right in the jaw! The mic caught that for a big BOOM, and Alexander is mounting Eco with punches as the bell rings! Eco tries to scramble up, but Alexander is kicking the shit out of Eco. Eco has no response and only backs up, but Alexander is unloading on him in the corner. Alexander backs up – running double dropkick to the head of Eco in the corner! Junichiro Muyo Flair Flops out, and Alexander leaps onto Juni – the Darling Vise! The Darling Vise! Eco grabs the ropes, and the referee forces Alexander to break.
Eco rolls out of the ring immediately, and refuses to come back in when the referee calls him, slowly taking off his suit jacket and removing his tie. As Eco’s back is turned, Alexander bounds off the opposite ropes, and he goes flying with a suicide dive – Eco sees him just in time and moves out of the way, and Alexander crashes into the barricade! Eco leaps on Alexander like a piranha, driving knees and elbows into his head and chest, finally pulling him up and tossing him into the steel steps! Ecosystem grabs the top part of the steel steps, and raises them up above Alexander’s head – but the referee comes outside the ring, and grabs them away from Ecosystem! As the referee turns and places them back, the maniacal Muyo takes a step back, and PUNTS Alexander right in the Darling Jewels!
Ecosystem immediately rolls back into the ring before the referee turns around and demands the referee count. He does so reluctantly as the crowd boos: 1…2….3...4…5…Alexander is up, and Eco pulls him in, Hangman DDT – drops Alexander! Eco goes for the cover: Alexander kicks out at two! Eco looks pissed as heck; he yanks Alexander up, looking for the Endgame – but Alexander pulls Eco up overhead (Russ: LOOK AT THE POWER!) and drops him neckfirst on the top rope! Eco stumbles off, Alexander backs up, straight kick right to the jaw of Eco to drop him! Alexander hooks Eco around the back: one German…two Germans…a third German into a bridging cover, but Eco kicks out.
Alexander drags a stunned Eco over to the corner and begins to ascend the turnbuckles…he hooks Eco up, looking for the DARLING BOMBSHELL –but Eco elbows Alexander in the head! Alexander pushes Eco desperately, and he leaps off the turnbuckles backward – right onto the referee! REF BUMP! Alexander tries to regain his balance on the turnbuckles – but Ecosystem runs right up and uppercuts him in the balls! The fans are booing like nuts as Alexander falls from the turnbuckles.
Ecosystem rolls out of the ring, goes under the apron, and grabs a steel chair. He slams it on the mat, waiting for Alexander to rise…and then he stops. He looks down at the chair – and tosses it from the ring. He pulls Alexander by the neck into the Endgame – but Alexander slips out and pulls him up overhead – DARLING DRIVER OUT OF NOWHERE! The ref gets up upon the impact, sees the pin, and counts three!
Winner by pinfall in 8:45…Alexander Darling!
Alexander soaks in the adulation of the audience and celebrates his victory on the way up the ramp. Ecosystem sits up in the ring, looking at Alexander before demanding the referee bring him his jacket and tie. Eco slowly reties his tie and buttons his suit – the fans booing the delay, as always – before he heads to the back.
ALEXIS DARLING vs. CHRISTIAN CARTER – Semaj B Bracket FinalsAlexis and Carter are both introduced. The crowd cheers Lexie as she walks determinedly to the ring. She doesn’t acknowledge them at all, she just climbs into the ring and heads to the corner. Carter is announced next and comes out to a deafening chorus of boos. He mocks the fans and slowly makes his way to the ring. He steps between the ropes and eyes Alexis warily. The referee calls for the bell, and we are underway!
The two of them slowly circle one another, Carter moves to lock up, but Lexie POPS him with a right to the jaw! Carter immediately fires a right back connecting with Lexie’s jaw and……she drops like she has been shot? Lexie is on the canvas, flat on her back, not moving. The referee steps in and makes Carter open his fist checking for a foreign object. He finds nothing. Carter hesitates for a second, then falls across Lexie and hooks the leg, one, two……THREE?
WINNER in 1:08 – Christian Carter
Alexis rolls under the bottom rope and marches to the back, ignoring the booing of the crowd. Carter gets to his feet in the middle of the ring and watches Alexis head to the back with a strange look on his face. He smirks then makes the “I want the belt” motion, and the crowd boos him loudly. Carter laughs at them, then heads to the back himself.
FIREWOMAN vs. CHRIS EVANS – Spin Hansen Bracket FinalsFire and Evans both get their intros and head to the ring. They stand across the ring in opposite corners glaring at one another. The ref calls for the bell and Evans charges at Fire and tries a clothesline, but she ducks it and lights Evans up with a blistering chop to the chest. Evans responds with one of his own and the two chop the holy shit out of one another. Pretty soon the chops turn into punches and they are rolling around the ring hammering one another with punches to the face. Finally they roll under the bottom rope and fall to the floor.
Evans gets to his feet first and Fire charges at him, but Evans catches her and hits a FLAPJACK slamming Fire’s chin into the guardrail! Fire rolls around in agony on the floor, but Evans gives her no rest at all, he pulls her up and throws her back into the ring and we see Fire’s chin has been cut open. Evans lays in some VICIOUS kicks to Fire’s always injured ribs then grabs her arms and plants his foot between her shoulder blades and traps her in a SURFBOARD.
The ref asks Fire if she wants to quit but she refuses and tries to fight to her feet, but Evans legs go of her arms and lands a STIFF kick to her back, keeping her on the mat. Evans gets fire in a STUMP PULLER and HAMMERS her face with elbows. Once again the ref asks Fire if she wants to quit and Fire again refuses, even though one of the elbows has opened a cut above her eye. Fire reaches up and rakes Evans eyes forcing the break.
Evans staggers around the ring trying to clear his vision while Fire rolls under the bottom rope and walks around ringside trying to stretch out but clearly wincing in pain. Fire doesn’t notice Evans charging, and he dives between the ropes and slams her ribs first into the guardrail. Fire howls in pain and falls to the floor, Evans pulls her up again and hits a SNAP SUPLEX on the cement, then pulls her up and rolls her into the ring and covers, but Fire kicks out at two.
Evans spends the next ten minutes working on Fire’s ribs and lower back, landing several backbreakers and using submission moves trying to get the win. Fire manages to escape and finally gains the upperhand when Evans goes for a MOONSAULT but Fire moves out of the way. Fire gets to her feet, clearly in pan, and nearly take Evans head off with a spinning heel kick. She pulls Evans up and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a titl-a-whirl backbreaker, but takes a second too long recovering to cover and Evans kicks out.
Fire maintains control keeping Evans on the mat working over his legs. He traps Evans in the MONEY CLIP but Evans will not give up. She breaks the hold and stomps on Evans face just for the fun of it, then grabs his arms and hits a CURBSTOMP! Fire covers Evans but he gets his foot on the bottom rope just before the three count. Fire snarls and pulls Evans to his feet and hits a SPINNINGBACK FIST to the side of Evans head that sends him staggering to the corner. Fire charges in and catches him with a forearm to the face then sets Evans on the top rope and climbs up for a superplex. Evans fights the move and soon enough they are both perched precariously on the top rope. Evans lands a punch to Fire’s ribs and she scrunches up with the shot and headbutts Evans right between the eyes! Evans and Fire both fall off the turnbuckle and CRASH through the Peruvian Announce Table! OH MY GOD!
Officials quickly race to ringside to check on both of them as the referee starts a (very slow) ten count. Both say they can continue and the race to the ring is on. Fire and Evans are both at the apron around seven and start to pull themselves up. Fire lands a HARD kick to the back of Evans head that knocks him back to the floor. Fire struggles, but manages to beat Evans into the ring just as the ref says ten!
WINNER in 34:14 – Firewoman
Fire’s celebration is short lived as Evans slides out of the ring and grabs a chair, as Fire stands up, Evans SLAMS the chair across her back, then pulls her up and hits the WAY OF THE FUTURE! Evans gets to his feet and looks down at Fire in disgust before leaving the ring and heading to the back while the medics get into the ring to check on Fire
GHOSTHEAD vs. STANK – Patrick Quinn Bracket FinalsGhost and Stank are both introduced and come to the ring. The fans don’t care for either of them in the least, and that doesn’t faze either one of them in the slightest. The referee rings the bell and the two of them walk to the middle of the ring, a few words are exchanged between the two of them, they bump knuckles and lock up. The larger and stronger Stank backs Ghost into the corner, the referee calls for a clean break and Stank slowly backs away, then BOTH of them connect with sucker punches to the jaw. The referee gets between them and tells Stank to walk back to the middle of the ring. Stank and Ghost, both eyeing one another and rubbing their jaws move to the middle of the ring and lock up.
Stank shoves Ghost free and tries a clothesline, but Ghost ducks and slips behind Stank and kicks the back of his leg dropping Stank to one knee, then the other dropping him to both knees. Ghost tilts Stank’s head back and drops an elbow down across his throat bending the big man in half and driving him to the mat. Ghost covers, but Stank kicks out before the ref can even count one. Ghost pulls Stank to a sitting position and applies a NERVE HOLD! Stank grimaces in pain, the referee asks him if he wants to quit, but Stank refuses. He slowly fights to his feet and pushes Ghost into the corner. The referee calls for a clean break again, but this time Stank fires several elbows that catch Ghost right in the temple. Stank pulls his brother out of the corner and clubs the back of his head, driving him to the mat.
Stank stands over Ghost for a minute, then pulls him to his feet, right into a short clothesline, keeps hold on his arm and jerks him back to his feet, sends him to the ropes and catches him with a POWERSLAM! Stank covers, but Ghost kicks out at two. Stank gets to his feet and pulls Ghost up and whips him into the corner and charges in, but Ghost gets a boot up and catches Stank on the jaw. Ghost climbs the ropes and BULLDOGS Stank to the mat. He quickly covers, but Stank kicks out at two.
Ghost waits for Stank to get to his knees and lands several stiff kicks to the chest, then bounds off the ropes and PLANTS him with a SHINING WIZARD! Ghost can’t cover because Stank rolls over and gets on his hands and knees, Stank slowly stands up and Ghost runs to the ropes, springs off the middle rope and tries a hurracarana, but Stank catches him and turns it into a BUCKLE BOMB! As Ghost staggers out of the corner and Stank KILLS him with a ROARING ELBOW! Ghost falls between the ropes and hits the floor.
Ghost is slow to get up, but he climbs onto the apron and Stank climbs to the middle rope and hooks him and hits a delayed SUPERPLEX, Stank floats over and covers, but Ghost kicks out at two. Stank pulls Ghost to his feet and sets him up for the STANK-U but Ghost repeatedly elbows him in the face and slips off his shoulders, spins Stank around and hits the VEX VICE! Ghost tries to lock the anaconda vice in tight, but Stank reaches up with his leg and pulls Ghost into a head scissors. Ghost quickly escapes and drops an elbow across Stank’s chest and covers, but Stank kicks out at two.
Ghost pulls Stank up and whips him into the corner, then follows him in with a running knee to the face, holds on and falls backward for a HIGH IMPACT MOVE! Stank’s head snaps back and he hits the mat, Ghost covers, but Stank gets his foot on the bottom rope at two. Ghost pulls Stank up and lifts him and sets him on the top rope, then pulls him back tying him in the TREE OF WOE! Ghost lands several kicks to Stank’s head and ribs, then lifts him back up, climbs to the middle rope and hits a MIDDLE ROPE BACKDROP DRIVER! Stank lands HARD on the back of his head and doesn’t move. Ghost takes a moment to recover, but he does and rolls Stank over and covers, hooking the leg, but Stank kicks out JUST before the three!
Ghost waits for Stank to get up, then grabs him and PLANTS him with the NIGHT TERROR, but Stank gets right up to his feet and glares at his brother. Ghost gives an evil grin and hits the ropes and tries an EIDOLON, but Stank catches him and hits a FALLAWAY SLAM! Ghost gets right to his feet and waits for Stank to turn around, and hits the PHANTASMAGORIA! But Stank won’t go down! Ghost has the arm trapped and you can see Stank struggle, but he will not drop. Finally he sinks to one knee, but then powers back up and lifts Ghost and DRIVES him to the mat with a POWERBOMB! Ghost doesn’t release the hold, so Stank hits the move a second time, then a third and finally Ghost releases the hold and grabs the back of his head. Stank collapses to the mat face first and the referee begins the count on both men.
Stank pulls himself up using the ropes and stumbles back into the corner. Ghost is up a second later and sees Stank in the corner and charges in and tries a back elbow, but Stank catches him, lifts him in the air and plants him on the mat and locks in the CATCH-22! Ghost struggles and fades fast, but before the ref calls the match, Ghost manages to get the toe of his boot on the bottom rope forcing the break! Stank keeps the hold on until four then breaks JUST before the disqualification!
Stank pulls Ghost up and DESTROYS him with the SHITFACED, then lifts him up and PLANTS him with the STANK-U! Stank covers, but his little brother kicks out just before the three. The crowd, who still doesn’t like either man, is cheering the effort in this one. Stank looks at Ghost and shakes his head, then pulls him up and SLAMS him between the eyes with a headbutt, then grabs him in a bearhug and hits a RELEASE OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Ghost SLAMS into the turnbuckle and falls to the mat, Stank bounds off the ropes and CRUSHES him with the STANKONIA 2.0. Stank covers, but Ghost gets his foot on the bottom rope again. Stank grabs his leg and hooks it hard, but Ghost shoots an arm out and grabs the bottom rope, Stank snarls and pins his arm as well, but Ghost kicks out at two. Stank grabs the back of his head and just HAMMERS him with punches to the face. The referee finally breaks it up and Stank pulls Ghost to his feet and sends him to the ropes, but Ghost ducks a clothesline on the rebound and this time hits the EIDOLON, Stank stumbles into the corner again.
Ghost charges in and leaps at Stank, but he moves and Ghost lands somewhat painfully on the middle turnbuckle. Stank grabs him from behind and tries to lift him off the middle rope, but Ghost scales the ropes and plants Stank with another NIGHT TERROR, Ghost quickly gets to his feet and stumbles to the corner and climbs to the top and hits the SPECTRE’S FALL! Ghost covers and hooks the leg, one…..two….THREE!
WINNER in 49:51 – Ghosthead
Ghost rolls off of Stank and lays on the mat breathing heavily. The referee raises his arm in victory. The crowd applauds the effort, but doesn’t exactly cheer either man. After several minutes both men get to their feet. They meet in the middle of the ring and stare one another down, then bump knuckles again and leave and go their separate ways
THE SAINTS OF SINNERS vs. TEXPRESSMoose and Chloe come out first as Stank is heading to the back, the Saints all bump knuckles and Chloe and Jack head to the ring. Jack slumps in the corner and Chloe stands in front of him, defiantly, with her arms across her chest. Chad and Zane are introduces and come out to a thunderous ovation. Chloe moves to the ropes as Texpress come to the ring and motions for Zane to come get some. While she is doing that, Moose rolls under the bottom rope and lies in wait. Zane slides under the bottom rope and he and Chloe go at it, Moose BLINDSIDES Chad as he gets to the ring, knocking him to the floor and hammering him with punches to the face.
Inside the ring Zane and Chloe hammer one another with punches and kicks. Zane backs Chloe to the ropes and clotheslines her to the floor, but Chloe lands on her feet and grabs Zane and pulls him to the floor as well. Zane gets to his feet and Chloe clotheslines him to the floor, then grabs his face and slams it into the ring post.
On the other side of the ring, Chad and Moose are on their feet. Moose grabs a chair and swings it at Chad’s head, but Chad ducks it and Moose warps the chair around the ring post. Chad tackles Moose to the floor and peppers him with punches to the face, then pulls him up, lifts him and CROTCHES him on the guardrail. Chloe races around the ring and attacks Chad from behind sending him to the floor. Moose falls off the guardrail into the crowd and comes up with a beer bottle. As Zane races around the ring to help Chad, Moose SMASHES the bottle upside his head! Zane falls to the floor in a heap grabbing his head.
Moose hops the guardrail and grabs Chad from behind and holds his arms while Chole NAILS him in the face with the branding iron! Chad goes down and we see blood running from a gash on his head. Moose and Chloe put the boots to Chad, but behind Moose we see Zane get to his feet, blood running down the side of his head. He snarls and charges at Moose, Moose turns around a moment too late and catches an elbow to the face that sends him back over the guardrail into the crowd.
Zane catches Chloe with a knee to the gut, then whips her HARD into the guardrail. Zane turns his attention to Moose, who is trying to climb over the guardrail, a huge gash above his eye where Zane’s elbow opened him up. Zane clotheslines Moose to the floor as he straddles the guardrail. Zane helps Chad to his feet and they look at one another and nod. Zane reaches under the ring and pulls out a table and leans it against the ringpost, then pulls a dazed Moose to his feet, and Chad POPS him with a superkick that sends him crashing through the table.
Chad kneels on the floor and yells at Moose, then lands a few punches to his head as Zane pulls Chloe to her feet and rolls her into the ring. Chloe gets to her feet and comes out swinging, catching Zane with a right hook to the jaw. She lands a low blow on Zane and lifts him for a SCREWDRIVER, but Chad slides into the ring behind her and pulls Zane down behind her, when Chloe turns around, they hit a DOUBLE DROPKICK that sends Chloe into the corner on the mat. As she fights her way to her feet, Chad races in and catches her with a high knee to the face, then Zane follows right behind with a clothesline.
Zane pulls Chloe out of the corner and tries to lift her in a backbreaker, but Chloe fights out of it and now it is her turn to land on her feet, she spins Zane around, grabs him and PLANTS him on the mat with a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX. Chad catches her with a kick to the gut and whips her into the corner and tries a splash, but Chloe SWATS him down with a URINAGE! Chloe grabs Zane again and slams his head into the turnbuckle. When he falls to the mat Chloe goes all Steve Austin on him and stomps a mudhole in him. When she turns around Chad BLASTS her with a SUPERKICK to the face! Zane recovers and lifts Chloe onto his shoulders and Chad heads to the corner for the DROPKICK DEVICE, but Moose recovers on the outside, grabs a piece of the broken table and climbs onto the apron and BLASTS Chad upside the head! Chad falls off the top rope and hits the apron hard, then falls to the floor where Moose is immediately on him hammering him with punches to the face.
Inside the ring, Chloe hammers Zane’s forehead with punches, he staggers too close to the ropes and they both tumble over the top rope and crash to the floor. Moose pulls Chad to his feet and slams him into the guardrail, then wraps a wire around his throat and chokes him out. Meanwhile Chloe and Zane are on their knees punching one another, Chloe grabs Zane and bites his forehead. Zane howls in pain and shoves Chloe away, Chloe reaches under the ring and grabs HDBIII and gets up and waits for Zane to get to his feet. He does, and she charges, but Zane gets a boot up and the bat goes right into Chloe’s face, slicing her forehead open. The referee has already counted both teams out and is now calling for security to break them up. The locker room empties, along with security and eventually pulls them apart. Clearly this has not settled a thing.
WINNER – Double Countout in 29:41
MAI MUYO vs. LD WILLIAMS vs. TOMMY WILDER vs. STAN FULTON – Non-Title Fatal FourwayJekyll & Hyde" by Petra brings the living legend LD Williams to the ring to a huge chorus of boos. "Reinvention" by The Protest brings the newest Grand Slam Winner Stan Fulton to the ring. He shakes LD's hand and the two men start a conversation as Agent Orange "Bloodstains" brings the extreme action junkie and fan favorite Tommy Wilder down to ringside. And finally a huge pop as Skillet’s “Hero” plays and current OOWF Intercontinental Champion Mai Muyo makes her way to the ring, pausing to pose and take a picture with a little girl in the crowd.
The bell rings and the combatants immediately pair off. LD and Mai go at it, while across the ring Wilder tries to use his speed to combat Stan's power. Mai charges and catches LD off guard with a gut buster, injuring his ribs in the process. A side bearhug squeezes the ribs even further. LD powers out of it but Mai buries a knee to the ribs and continues her attack. In the other corner, Wilder hits a rana and gets a close 2 count on Stan. Spinning heel kick sends the big man back down as the Extreme one heads up top and hits a leg drop and covers... only to have it broken up by Mai. Wilder and Mai now face off. Mai ducks a clothesline and takes Wilder down with a crucifix for two. Wilder drives Mai into the corner and ends up with a Tornado DDT for 2, broken up by a recovered LD.
Stan gets back to his feet now as LD throws Mai over the top rope, and the two heels proceed to double team Wilder, showing pretty good chemistry together. Double clothesline is followed by a double suplex. LD climbs to the top rope, Stan nails Wilder with a backbreaker and LD comes off with an elbow drop. LD motions to Stan and they set up for a spike piledriver. Stan gets him up, but it's broken up as Mai slingshots back in and nails Stan with a clothesline. LD leaps off the second rope with a double axehandle, but Mai greets him with a dropkick. Mai slams Wilder down and heads up top, Savior Splash connects. 1....2...Broken up at the last second by LD. LD rolls Mai up in a small package, only to have the count interrupted by Stan! LD destroys Mai with a lariat before shooting a look at Stan.
Stan just shrugs at LD, before they start exchanging punches. LD gets the big man up for a Canadian Destroyer, but neither see Wilder head up top and take them both down with a double dropkick. Wilder heads out to the apron, summersault legdrop to Stan. Standing Moonsault to LD, Mai gets to her feet, only to be taken down by a beautiful standing dropkick. Wilder heads up, looking for a flying bodypress, only to have LD catch him and turn it into a Canadian Destroyer! LD covers, 1...2...Broken up at the last second by Mai. LD doubles Mai over with a kick to the gut and then goes for a powerbomb, but even one of the greatest wrestlers alive forgot that there are 3 certainties in life: Death, Taxes, and YOU CAN'T POWERBOMB MAI MUYO! Mai reverses to a hurricanrana that sends them both flying out to the floor. Back in the ring, Stan picks up Wilder and plants him with a running powerslam. 1...2...3.
WINNER by pin in 12:45: Stan Fulton.
MATT FOLZ vs. DANNY TAYLOR – Non-Title MatchDanny is announced first and makes his way to the ring. The crowd cheers him wildly. Danny waves to them then steps into the ring and waits in the corner. The OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Matt Folz is announced next and comes to the ring. He steps between the ropes and holds up his title. The referee calls both men to the middle of the ring, they shake hands, the bell rings, and they lock up. Danny grabs a side head lock but Folz shoves him to the ropes and drops him with a shoulder block. Danny gets back to his feet quickly and they lock up again. This time Folz grabs the side headlock, Danny lifts him and drops him in an ATOMIC DROP. Folz winces in pain and turns around just in time to eat a big boot from Danny that sends him under the bottom rope to the floor. Folz barely hits the floor when the Kings race to ringside and attack Folz! They stomp him mercilessly for a moment, Danny slides out of the ring and tries to help, but the numbers are on the Kings side and soon Danny is on the floor being stomped as well. Allen pulls Folz to his feet and Carter SLAMS him in the face with a television monitor! Folz falls to the floor, busted wide open. Carter grabs Danny and sets him up for a PILEDRIVER, but before he can hit is, DK and Danniella Murphy race out from the back and attack the Kings. The Kings scurry up the ramp to safety. Drink & Destroy helps Folz to his feet but he shoves them away, grabs a mic and rolls into the ring. He paces around for a minute, then speaks
Carter……..Carter I am FUCKING sick of your shit. Danny and I had the chance to put on a CLINIC out here, but you and your idiot goons couldn’t let that happen, could you? You know, I would think you would appreciate this, you know, sit back in the back and watch two men who can WRESTLE. Maybe you would learn a thing or two. I’ll tell you what…….the first Mayhem after the pay per view……you and me……steel cage I quit match. Title on the line, I don’t care. I am going to humiliate you and prove to the world that on your BEST day, you can’t hold my jock.Drink & Destroy are in the ring with Folz, he has calmed down a little now and shakes hands with all of them, and we hear him tell Danny that he will get another match. On the ramp, Carter has a satisfied smirk on his face.
SUICIDE KINGS vs. MURPHY’S LAW – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchReferee Junior Hale is alone in the ring while remnants of the last match are cleared away and the ringside mats wiped down. Ah, the glamorous life of an OOWF roadie. Hale attaches the tag ropes to alternate corners and checks the turnbuckle padding. All in order, he signals the crew that he’s ready.
“The Gauntlet” by The Dropkick Murphys brings out Daniella and DK Murphy from the back. They get plenty of cheers from the crowd and slap hands as they make their way to the ring. DK climbs the steps while Daniella leaps up on the apron. Both climb through the ropes and Hale goes over pre-match instructions and inspections.
Kanye West’s ‘Amazing’ now plays and through the curtain steps the OOWF World Tag Team Champions, the Suicide Kings. Jose Reyna and Jason Allen stand at the top of the entrance ramp and raise the Championship belts over their head to the boos of the crowd. As they do, Christian Carter comes out behind the champs and claps both men on the shoulders and then all three walk to the ring.
The Kings circle the ring and all three walk up the steps in separate corners. They step into the ring while the Murphys stand on the one free side as Hale holds them back. The Kings step back to their corner as OOWF Ring Announcer Robert Johns climbs in with his 12” microphone.RJ: “Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is for one fall and is for the OOWF World Tag Team Championships! The person in charge is OOWF Senior Referee Junior Hale.
“First, in the corner to my right, they weighed in today at a combined weight of 471 pounds. They hail from Dublin, Ireland and are the challengers to the OOWF World Tag Championships. DK and Daniella... The Murphys!”
There are cheers galore from the crowd.“And in the corner to my right. At a combined weight of 416 pounds they are the reigning and defending OOWF Tag Team Champions of the World... from Chicago, Illinois: Jason Allen! From Houston, Texas: Jose Reyna. They are The Suicide Kings!”
Johns climbs out and Hale calls for the bell.DK and Allen start this one out. Collared-elbow hookup and DK powers Allen to the ropes where Hale calls for a break. DK breaks clean and starts to back off when Allen gives him a shove. DK smiles and nods and backs up to the middle of the ring.
Hookup again and both men try to get the other pushed into a corner. DK again with the superior size gets the advantage and Hale again calls for a break. DK breaks clean and starts stepping back and Allen shoves him again and jaws about how DK better show some respect to the champs.
DK turns to the side and nods at his sister; then turns back and nails Allen in the jaw with a stiff forearm. Allen drops like Obama’s approval ratings and the ringside microphones pick up DK saying, “Respect that.” DK grabs one of Allen’s arms and drags him to the Murphy’s corner where he tags in Daniella. DK holds Allen’s arm to the mat and Daniella jumps off the bottom rope onto it.
Allen shakes his arm in pain and rolls to a neutral corner. Christian Carter is out on the floor yelling at Daniella. That’s enough of a distraction to allow Allen to thumb her in the eye and make it to his corner for a tag. Reyna in now and starts in on Daniella with some stiff chops and a few fists to the eye. Daniella’s vision has to be impaired now as the eyelid is swollen badly.
Reyna whips Daniella across the ring and levels her with a clothesline on the return. Reyna covers and gets a two count. Reyna rolls onto the apron, stands up and slingshots over the top rope landing a leg across Daniella’s face. More damage to the eye. Another cover and another two count. Reyna is up and jawing at Hale about the slow count. Hale doesn’t back down and points to the OOWF logo on his shirt. Daniella has been given some time to recover during this and sees Reyna standing next to her with his back to her. She gets to her knees and drives her shoulder into the back of Reyna’s leg. He crumples to the mat and Daniella rolls to her corner and makes the tag.
DK in like a house-a-fire. Not the House o’ Fire, because that’s in the New Orleans area and is a quiet, peaceful dwelling and... well, you get the picture. DK kneels over Reyna and lands punch after punch to the side of Jose’s head. Finally, Hale can’t let this go on and drags DK away and starts to reprimand him.
With Hale distracted, Carter has snuck around to the Murphy’s corner and pulls the legs out from under Daniella and she drops face first onto the apron. Reyna, meanwhile has slowly rolled over to his corner and as Hale turns around tags in Allen. DK is over at his corner wondering why his sister is on the floor grabbing at her eye.
Allen doesn’t climb through the ropes, but runs along the perpendicular apron to DK and runs up the far turnbuckle. He leaps off and nails DK in the head with a Cody Rhodes-style Disaster Kick. Allen somehow manages to land feet first on the top rope! He uses that a springboard for a huge leg drop onto DK’s chest.
Cover! ONE! TWO!! THR... NO! DK rolls the shoulder at the last millisecond. Allen can’t believe this match is still ongoing. As he’s imploring Hale that it was a three count, Daniella is finally up and has spotted Carter on the outside. She chases him around the ring and Carter finally slides under the bottom rope and into the ring!
Daniella is close behind and Carter looks like he’s slipping on a pair of brass knuckles. Carter gets to a corner and Daniella is coming in fast. Carter takes a swing at Daniella, but she saw it coming and blocks the punch. The brass knuckles come off and drop on the mat as Carter drops to the apron and rolls out.
Daniella picks up the knucks, slips them on, turns and nails Allen as he’s rising to his feet. Uh oh! Hale saw that and calls for the bell.
Your winner in 10:31 by disqualification... THE SUICIDE KINGS!The Kings quickly bail out of the ring and collect their belts and high tail it out of the arena. Daniella is incensed, telling Hale that the Kings brought the foreign object into the ring, but Hale has already made his decision and climbs out of the ring.
DK is finally getting to his feet and Daniella has to explain what happened. Neither Murphy is happy about the outcome, but perhaps for different reasons.Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action! Be sure to check out the End of Days 8 PPV, coming to you Live! Sunday February 23rd, 2014, from No Name, Colorado! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem! Wednesday, February 19th, 2014, Live! From Plain City, UT. Did you see something you really liked? Post it here in the 2013 Awards Reminder Thread. Please join us for OOWF Chat on Wednesday nights! And be sure to check out the full OOWF Archive and read up on the 9-year plus history of the OOWF!