OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From South of the Border, South Carolina
April 23, 2014
GHOSTHEAD vs. RORY ALBRIGHT“Turn the Page” plays and Rory Albright and Carrie Weiss make their way to the ring. The crowd is not entirely sure how to react to the OOWF newcomer, but he gets a decent reaction from a section of dedicated fans. Albright steps between the ropes and Weiss fawns over him a bit and makes sure he is ready to go as “Divide the Hate” plays and Ghosthead slowly makes his way to the ring. The Death Knell steps between the ropes and eyes Albright. The referee calls for the bell and Albright moves to the middle of the ring and offers his hand. Ghost just stares at him.
Albright just smirks and shrugs his shoulders and looks like he is going to turn away, but he catches Ghost with a kick to the midsection, then grabs Ghost by the head and charges into the corner and hits SLICED BREAD #2! Albright rolls Ghost over and covers, but Ghost kicks out at two. Albright spins to his feet and catches Ghost with a kick to the side of the head as he gets to one knee. Ghost falls to the mat, and Albright hits a trio of elbow drops across his chest, then covers again, but once again Ghost kicks out at two.
Albright pulls Ghost to his feet and whips him into the corner, then charges in and catches him with a clothesline that drops Ghost to the mat. Albright connects with several kicks to Ghost’s chest, then pulls him up again and sends him to the ropes, Ghost tries a clothesline on the rebound, but Albright ducks it, stops, and KILLS Ghost with a DISCUS CLOTHESLINE! Ghost hits the mat and Albright immediately covers, but Ghost again kicks out at two. Albright slaps the mat in frustration and covers again, but again Ghost rolls his shoulders at two.
Albright pulls Ghost up and repeatedly knees him in the face and midsection, then hooks him for a suplex. Albright lifts Ghost and leaves him up there for a long time, the crowd cheers louder and louder the longer he holds him up. After nearly 30 seconds in the air, Albright falls back to the mat and floats over and covers again, but again, Ghost is out at two.
Ghost slides out of the ring and tries to collect himself. He certainly seems a bit off this week, and given the events of the week, who could blame him? Albright sees his opening and leaps over the top rope at Ghost, but Ghost sidesteps and Albright slams into the floor face first. Ghost snarls and waits for Albright to struggle to his feet, then blasts him with a kick to the side of the head that sends him back to the floor. Ghost pulls Albright to his feet and rolls him under the bottom rope and crawls in after him and covers, but Albright kicks out at two.
Ghost pulls Rory to his feet and sends him into the corner and charges in after him, but he uncharacteristically gives Rory a little too much time and he moves sending Ghost into the turnbuckle. Albright grabs Ghost from behind and drives him to the mat with an OLYMPIC SLAM, then waits for him to get up again and catches him on the jaw with a perfect drop kick. Ghost is stunned by the onslaught so far and tries to roll out of the ring for another respite, but Rory baseball slides out of the ring ahead of him and lands several punches to Ghost’s face, then hits a dropkick to the face that sends Ghost rolling back into the ring. Albright climbs onto the apron and heads to the corner and climbs the top rope and hits a FIVE STAR FROGSPLASH! Impressive move from such a big guy! He covers Ghost again, but once again, he can’t keep his shoulders down for the three count.
Albright gets to his feet and riles up the crowd and calls for the PLANK! He grabs Ghost and lifts him in the air, but Ghost grabs Albright and reverses it to the PHANTASMAGORIA! Albright struggles to keep his balance, then DRIVES Ghost to the mat with a regular powerbomb, but Ghost manages to keep the hold cinched in. Albright is in trouble here. The referee gets in close and checks for submission, but Albright won’t give up. He works his way to the ropes and finally forces the break. Ghost releases the hold and Albright collapses to the mat.
Ghost pulls Rory to his feet and scoops him up onto his shoulder, runs him into the turnbuckle, then slams him in the middle of the ring with a POWERSLAM. Ghost covers, but Albright escapes at the last second. Ghost slowly pulls him to his feet and whips him into the corner, Albright scales the ropes and turns to face Ghost, but Ghost hits Albright’s foot crotching him on the top rope. Ghost gets under Albright and pulls him off the ropes and hits a RUNNING TOMBSTONE! Ghost quickly gets to his feet and heads to the opposite corner and climbs the ropes and lands SPECTRE’S FALL! He covers, hooking Albright’s leg hard and gets the one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 19:54 - GhostheadSAINTS OF SINNERS vs. MURPHY’S LAW & TOMMY WILDERThe Saints of Sinners enter the arena first, Chloe leading Moosehead Jack and L.D. Williams to the ring through a shower of boos and catcalls. Chloe lunges at a fan at ringside, but Moose pulls her back and they climb into the ring. Their opponents, Murphy's Law and Tommy Wilder, receive a much more positive reaction. They pause for a moment at ringside and drink in the cheers, then climb through the ropes. Referee Angelo Barros keeps the two teams separated long enough to give them their instructions and calls for the bell.
L.D. and Daniella start out for their teams. As they circle, Wilder makes driving motions at L.D. The Saint snarls and lunges at him, but Wilder dodges. Daniella hooks Williams from behind and rolls him up, getting a one count. Williams gets to his feet and swings, but Daniella catches his arm and winds it. She winds the arm a second time and twists it into a hammerlock, She switches her grip and plants Williams with a German suplex, bridging and getting another one count. They both get to their feet and move to lock up, but Williams drops to a knee and drives a shoulder into her midsection. He follows that up with an elbow to the back of the head and sends her to the ropes. She ducks a clothesline and hits the opposite ropes, allowing her brother to make the blind tag. Daniella slams into Williams with a shoulderblock, and as he staggers back, DK levels him with a clothesline. DK goes to the ropes, but Chloe low bridges him, sending him to the floor. This gives Williams time to crawl to his corner and tag in Moosehead Jack.
Moose is waiting for DK when he slides into the ring, and stomps him into the mat. He pulls DK up and chops him against the ropes before shoving him into the Saints' corner. DK battles back, and almost fights his way out before Williams clubs him in the back of the head. Moose grabs DK and makes the tag to Chloe, holding him in place as she comes off the second rope with an elbow to his throat. DK staggers back, choking, and Chloe follows up with a knee to the stomach and a DDT. She covers, but DK kicks out at two. Chloe presses her attack with kicks and stomps, trying to keep DK on the mat. He fights his way to his feet and she backs him to the ropes. sending him across the ring. DK reverses, and Chloe comes back with a thesz press, pummeling him as they land. DK throws her off and crawls for his corner, but Chloe grabs his leg. He kicks free, but Moose is in and drags him back to the Saints' corner before Barros forces him back to the apron. Chloe drops a knee into DK's throat and holds him there as she makes the tag to Moose.
Moose rolls DK over and locks him in the Jiendo. Daniella starts in to help her brother, but Barros cuts her off. Wilder leaps to the top rope and springs over both of them, landing in a forward roll that ends with a forearm to Moose's head, forcing him to break the hold. Williams lunges for Wilder, but he drops to the mat and rolls to the apron, heading back to his corner. Moose pulls DK up, but gets blasted with a European uppercut. DK heads for his corner, but Moose grabs his arm. DK turns and slams an elbow into Moose's face, then scoops him up and slams him to the mat. DK dives for his corner - and makes the tag to Wilder!
Wilder springs off the top rope and nails Moose with a dropkick. He rolls to his feet and catches Williams with a kick to the head as he tries to step through the ropes. Chloe grabs at Wilder, but he dodges, going to the ropes and hitting Moose with a running knee. He covers, but Moose kicks out at one. Wilder immediately rolls to his feet and drops a pair of elbows into Moose's throat. He pulls him up into an Irish whip, but Moose reverses. Wilder hits the ropes and comes back with a flying forearm, but Moose drops out of the way. Wilder crashes and burns. He rolls to his feet, but is so close to the Saints' corner that Chloe grabs his arms, holding him in place so that Moose can hit a running elbow. He shoves Wilder into the corner and makes the tag to Williams.
kz pummel Wilder in the corner and then lift him onto the turnbuckles and take him over with a tandem suplex. Williams covers, but Wilder kicks out at two. Williams pulls Wilder up and sets him up for the Canadian Destroyer, but Wilder reverses it into an Alabama slam! Both men get to their feet and Wilder ducks a swing, firing back with the Moe-do. Williams staggers, and Wilder goes old-school, nailing him with the Face Plant! Wilder covers, but Chloe is in to break it up. Daniella is in as well and cuts her in half with a spear, and Moose and DK come in as well as things completely break down. Barros attempts to restore order, but doesn't have much luck. It looks like he's about to throw the match out when Williams takes DK over the ropes with a clothesline, thinning the crowd.
Barros turns his attention to Moose and Daniella, who are brawling in the corner. As he tries to separate them, Wilder hauls Chloe onto his shoulders and starts up the turnbuckles for the Base Jump. Williams slams DK's head into the ringpost and slides back into the ring. He nails Wilder with a low blow, allowing Chloe to pull herself free. Moose shoves Barros towards them in time for him to see L.D. rolling Wilder up. What Barros doesn't see, however, is Williams putting his feet on the ropes as he counts One...Two...Three.
WINNERS, in 14:02, The Saints of Sinners.
After the match: Williams kicks Wilder under the ropes as Moose pitches Daniella out of the ring. The Saints celebrate, soaking up the boos until Wilder slides back in with a chair. Wilder clears the ring, then grabs a mic as the Saints regroup in the aisle.
Wilder: "Williams! I knew you'd sunk, but you've fallen even further than I thought. I beat you fair and square in the middle of the ring, but clearly that didn't make any impression on you, so let's kick it up a little more. You. Me. Submission match. If beating you wasn't enough, I'll just have to break you."
Williams stops backing up the aisle and glares at the ring. After a moment he shakes his head in disbelief.
Wilder: "Don't tell me the legendary L.D. Williams is afraid to face the spot monkey."
Williams starts back toward the ring, but Moose and Chloe hold him back. We see Williams say "It's your funeral, Wilder" as security comes out to make sure the Saints keep heading to the back.
SUICIDE KINGS & STANK vs. TEXPRESS & POWERThe Suicide Kings are out first, taunting the crowd on their way to the ring. They slide in under the bottom rope, then hop to their feet, each climbing a corner to pose for the crowd. Out next is Stank who is all business as he walks down the ramp, climbs the steel stairs, and steps in through the ropes completely expressionless. There are some boos, quite a bit actually, but most are left over from the crowd's disdain for the Kings. There is a segment of the audience who render applause for Stank given his weekend, and not all of them are wearing black Saints T-Shirts. Stank doesn't acknowledge them either way as Power comes out next. She walks half way down the ramp and waits for Texpress to come join her. Their music fires up and the crowd erupts into cheers as Chad and Zane make their way to Power's side then all three get to the ring and stand on the apron. Chad steps in through the ropes to indicate he will start. Jose Reyna and Jason Allen step out leaving Stank to start for their team. The ref calls for the bell and we are underway.
Chad walks right up to Stank and speaks softly to him. Stank stares down at Chad with a scowl on his face. Whatever Chad is saying his expression tells us there is no malice in his words. Stank listens for a few seconds before Chad holds out his fist. Stank scowl is still present, as he looks at Chad's fist a moment or two, before bumping it lightly with his own. The two back away from each other then circle the ring as the crowd applauds the exchange.
Chad suddenly darts in to try to take Stank off his feet, but the big man catches and SLINGS Chad across the ring back toward his corner! Chad scrambles to his feet, turns and faces Stank who shakes his head and gestures for Chad to come back for more. Chad obliges by racing toward Stank then sliding between his legs. Chad stands up behind Stank and promptly gets back ELBOWED in the face causing Chad to stumble back into a neutral corner! Stank stalks over and lays into the smaller man with fists and forearms to Chad's head. The Cowboy slumps in the corner as Stank backs up to give himself running room. Stank CHARGES in looking for a knee to Chad's face, but Chad rolls out the way at the last moment and brings Stank down as he bounces back from the corner with a roll up pin attempt for TWO!
Stank pushes himself up to his knees as Chad comes off the ropes and returns with a SHINING WIZARD! Stank falls over onto his back as Chad springs off the opposite ropes with a LEGDROP! Chad hops to his feet and hits another LEGDROP! Cover... 1... Tw- NO! Stank kicks out and Chad races over to tag in Zane. Zane stalks over to Stank and pulls him up to his feet. Iris Whip is REVERSED and Zane falls to a SPINBUSTER (of the Main Event variety)
Stank drags Zane to his corner and tags in Jose Reyna! Jos springs over the top rope with a SLINGSHOT LEGDROP! He drags Zane a little bit away from the corner and hits the big man again with a Rob Van Damesque SPLIT LEGGED MOONSAULT! Cover gets ONE! Zane sits up and Jos cranks his neck with a BLOCKBUSTER! Jos taunts Chad and Power as he rises to his feet, before racing back toward Zane looking for a SENTON, but only getting the ring canvas, as Zane rolls out the way! Jos slowly makes his way to his feet and is SPUN in the air with a wicked, desperation, CLOTHESLINE from Zane Myers! Zane crawls over and drapes an arm across Jos's chest, but Jason Allen comes in and breaks up the count which brings in Chad who goes for a running SUPERKICK on Jason, but Allen pulls the ref in the way!
DOWN goes the referee!
Power comes in, but she is intercepted by Stank who tosses her over the top rope near the Spanish announce table and follows her out. Meanwhile Chad is beside himself at what he has done and distracted enough for Jason Allen to take advantage by nailing Chad with a SPRINGBOARD FOREARM to Chad's dome! Zane and Jos have risen to their feet and are exchanging HAYMAKERS which Zane eventually gets the best of. He beats Jos back to a corner and starts laying into him with shoulders to Jos's gut!
Meanwhile, the ref is still out and Stank has a chair! The crowd screams for Stank not to use it, but we see a smile on Stank's face for the first time since the match has started. He lifts the chair up and SLAMS it down HARD on top of Power's head as she endeavored to rise to her feet! The crowd BOOS the shit out of this and Stank merely laughs, taunting the crowd as he begs for more! They oblige and the boos get louder!
Zane still has Jos in the corner but gets dropped from behind by a CODEBREAKER from Jason Allen! Jos stumbles over toward Stank as the big man slides the chair in for Jos. The ref is still out as Jos, amidst a chorus of boos, picks the chair up and looks down at Chad as The Cowboy begins to rise to his feet. Stank, meanwhile, pulls Power up to her knees as blood runs down her face from the top of her head! He pulls her into position, as the crowd pleads for him to stop, but he lifts her up anyway then SLAMS her down with a POWERBOMB! He isn't done. He hits a second POWERBOMB.... then finally STANKBOMB THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!!
The crowd is apoplectic save for the Saints fans sitting in the front row who cheer Stank loudly amongst the boos from the rest of the arena! Stank scowls at the Saints fans then slides in under the bottom rope to help Jason lift Chad to his feet. Stank and Jason hold each one of Chad's arms as Jos slams the chair to the mat loudly showing his intention to use it! Jos lifts the chair high above his head and brings it down only for Chad to use all of his might at the last second to pull Stank into the chairs path!
CHAIRSHOT to Stank's head has got the big man stumbling backwards! Chad has shaken loose from Jason Allen who looks at Stank in shock! Jos lifts the chair again to hit Chad, but as he gets the chair above his head this time Madison's SUPERKICK HITS! Jos falls on his back as Zane CHARGES, hopping over Jos as he falls, and NAILING both Stank and Jason Allen with a DOUBLE-ARM CLOTHESLINE! The crowd erupts in CHEERS as Stank rolls out the ring! Jason is down and Texpress hit Jos with the double team move DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS! Zane covers! The recovering referee crawls over for a count!
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THREE!!!
Your Winners in 18:22 Texpress and Power! After the match Stank pulls himself up and peeks over the apron seeing Texpress celebrate in the ring. He spies a recovering Jason Allen pulling Jos out from the other side of the ring. Zane then hops out over by the ruined Spanish announce table to check on Power as she is barely moving. He is soon joined by Chad and OOWF Medical who have made their way down and begin to tend to her wounds. Jason Allen helps Jos up the ramp as Stank stands near the bottom and wipes blood trickling down his forehead from the chairshot earlier. He glances back at the Suicide Kings then back towards the commotion surrounding Edra Neal. He briefly entertains the idea of dealing more damage to her, but with Texpress standing nearby he decides to turn and make his way to the back.
MIRANDA WILLIAMS vs. CHRIS EVANS vs. SHANE TUSKA – Winner Gets an OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchMiranda is announced first and makes her way to the ring. The crowd cheers her loudly and she slaps hands and bows to them once she gets into the ring. Shane Tuska is announced next and comes out to a decidedly mixed reaction. He shows no emotion, just climbs into the ring and takes a knee in the corner with his eyes closed tightly. Finally Chris Evans is announced and he comes out to the top of the ramp, not in his gear, but with mic in hand shaking his head.
You know……there is a certain amount of respect that goes along with being the greatest wrestler in the world. Yeah, you heard me right. Matt Folz might not agree with that, but Matt Folz is in Australia right now pondering his existence. Not that I haven’t ALWAYS been the best, but now that Matt is gone, there is no one that even comes CLOSE to my level, especially not some head case with a death wish, or the product of OOWF nepotism.
That said…..Chris Evans does not audition. Chris Evans does not try out. Chris Evans has nothing to prove to you two in the ring, anyone in the back or ESPECIALLY you idiots in the crowd.
You want me to compete for an onslaught title shot? I am CHRIS FUCKING EVANS, I don’t compete for the CHANCE to wrestle for a title. I have EARNED a shot at any fucking title I want. This…..this is a joke. I am giving everyone in charge of this carney show notice, I am Chris Evans, and I am tired of being ignored. I WILL get what I want……or everyone will suffer.”Evans drops the mic and walks to the back. The referee shrugs and tells the announcer this is now a singles match for a shot at the Onslaught Championship.
MIRANDA WILLIAMS vs. SHANE TUSKA – Winner Gets an Onslaught Title ShotThe bell rings and Williams and Tuska lock up in the middle of the ring. Tuska grabs a side head lock but Miranda sends him to the ropes. Tuska drops her to the mat on the rebound with a shoulder block, then heads to the ropes. Miranda gets to her feet and leap frogs a charging Tuska, then catches him with a drop kick to the knee on the rebound. Tuska drops to one knee and Miranda comes off the ropes and catches him with a SHINING WIZARD to the face Tuska rolls to the ropes and immediately gets to one knee. Miranda charges in and Tuska back drops her over the top rope. Miranda lands on the apron and tries a clothesline, but Shane ducks and when Miranda turns around, he POPS her in the mouth with a SUPERKICK! Miranda holds onto the top rope, Tuska grabs her and suplexes her back into the ring. He gets to his feet and waits for Miranda to get to her feet.
As she does, Tuska grabs her and sends her to the ropes and snaps her to the mat with a SNAP POWERSLAM. Tuska covers, but Miranda kicks out at two. Tuska pulls her up and rocks her with a European uppercut that sends her staggering back to the corner, then charges in and nails her with a back elbow to the jaw. Tuska grabs Miranda in a side headlock an tries to bulldog her out of the corner, but Miranda holds on and tosses Tuska off of her. He hits the mat and gets to his feet and Miranda connects with a drop kick to the jaw that sends him back into the corner.
Miranda charges in and lands a forearm to the chest, then beats Tuska down to the mat with some CANADIAN VIOLENCE! She finishes by dragging Tuska out of the corner and trapping him in the SHARPSHOOTER! The referee asks Tuska if he wants to quit, Tuska never says a word, nor shows any emotion. He slowly pulls Miranda’s foot back and powers out of the move and manages to reverse the hold, trapping Miranda in the sharpshooter! Tuska can’t keep the hold on for long and Miranda slips free.
Tuska pulls Miranda up and plants her on the mat with a SIDE SLAM, then gets up, leaps in the air and drops a knee across her chest, then follows with a series of elbow drops before covering again. Miranda kicks out at two, but just barely. Tuska gets to his feet and heads to the corner and climbs the ropes, and Miranda stands up and turns around, Tuska soars and lands a perfect FLYING CROSS BODY! He hooks Miranda’s leg, but she shoots her arm free at two and ninety nine one hundredths.
With Miranda on her back, Tuska tries a standing moonsault, but she gets her knees up catching Shane on the jaw. Tuska gets to his feet and staggers backward, Miranda gets to her feet and tries a SUPERKICK, but Tuska swats her leg away, spinning her around, then grabs her and PLANTS her with a TIGER SUPLEX! Miranda rolls through to her feet and falls back into the corner, stunned, Tuska adds to the pain by hitting a running elbow to the jaw. He pulls Miranda up and sets her on the top rope, then hits a BACKPACK STUNNER! Miranda’s head snaps back and she hits the back of her head HARD on the mat. Tuska covers, but Miranda kicks out just before three once again.
Tuska pulls Miranda up and shoves her into the corner and once again lifts her onto the top rope. This time he gets under her and looks like he is setting up for a TOP ROPE SIDE SUPLEX, but Miranda fights the move. She manages to get onto Tuska’s shoulders and rolls forward in a VICTORY ROLL, she grabs his legs and holds on tight and gets the one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 20:21 – Miranda WilliamsBANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. IHOP – Non-Title Weapons on a Pole MatchHere comes Justin Sane and Awesome Bill from Dawsonville riding down to ringside on Drunkette and Drunkey. They both act like they're riding on bucking broncos when the donkeys just walk like they're bored. Behind them is Ellie Mae on her likkercycle towing a trailer with a cooler and Arctic McBearington waving to the crowd drinking a martini. Justin and Bill climb into the ring and look at the four poles on the corner with the boxes tied to them. While Bill downs what appears to be a quart of PCPL, Justin considers climbing up the ropes but falls off as he hits the second turnbuckle.
The appearance of IHOP disrupts the pre-match ceremony as Skurge attacks Bill and SYB goes after Justin. The brawl is on! Skurge is able to slide around behind the referee and deliver the Jersey Turnpike to Justin who crumbles into a heap. SYB climbs up to the first turnbuckle and finds a pair of fuzzy handcuffs! Somewhere in the arena Firewoman is smiling. SYB handcuffs Justin to the ropes and helps Skurge beat up on Bill. They set up Bill for the Rise 'n Shine! Then Skurge climbs up the next turnbuckle and grabs a box off a pole...OH NO! IT'S...Happy Bubble Bat! Skurge looks at it, then commences to bring it down on the head of Bill. Bill starts Hulking up with ever hit of the bat. SYB slips up to the third corner and as Bill comes up with the finger of YOU!, he opens the third box to find...a five dollar bill? That gets Justin up to his feet as he screams DDOOOUUGGHHAAWWKKKKK!
The lights go out, we hear the sound of a jackhammer, Miley Cyrus singing Feelings, a xylophone being thrown down a flight of stares, and the Windows 95 startup sound being played by on a harmonica. Backwards.
The lights come up and we see SYB in the handcuffs, Justin on top of the Armenian Announce Table holding the five dollar bill and celebrating, Skurge in the middle of the ring flat on his back with Happy Bubble Bat in hand, and Bill on the fourth turnbuckle opening the last box...it's a GALLON JUG! He opens the screw off top, smells it, and licks his lips and begins drinking. The crowd chants “Chug, chug, chug” and Bill downs it all. He lets out the rebel yell and...can you believe a Hillbilly can Fly? FREEBIRD! The referee rolls into the ring as Bill covers Skurge for the three count!
WINNER in 14:56 – Banned From Everywhere! SYB screams and shouts in the corner as Skurge remains on his back. Bill and Justin head to the back with Bill brandishing his jug and Justin his crisp new five dollar bill, and Ellie and Arctic discuss the similarities to the match they just had and the 1968 Democratic National Convention....
CHRISTIAN CARTER & STAN FULTON vs. MAI MUYO & ECOSYSTEMThe Muyos come out first to a nice ovation. They stand in the ring and watch as their former friend and partner, OOWF Grand Slam Winner Stan Fulton, makes his way to the ring while holding his trusty axe handle. Finally OOWF World Champion Christian Carter makes his way to the ring. Christian sees a sign saying "Come back soon Matt and Jaime", grabs it from the fan and tears it to shreds. This prompts Stan to suggest which part of Carter's anatomy he'd like to shove said axe handle into.
The bell rings and it looks like Carter and Mai are going to start, but Carter shakes his head and tags in Stan and steps out of the ring to huge boos. Mai shakes her head and then locks up with Stan. Stan uses his obvious power advantage to drive Mai into the corner, but she escapes and starts nailing the big man with huge chops. Mai backs up and nails Stan with a dropkick to the knee and follows with an enziguri. Tag to Eco and the Muyos hit Stan with a tandem brainbuster. Mai and Eco spend the next few minutes using their speed advantage to keep the big man off balance, hitting several double team moves. Eco heads up top and tries a big elbow but misses. Stan goes to his corner and tags in Carter.
Carter goes right to work, nailing Eco with a snap suplex. Whip into the corner and he hits Eco with a high knee. Belly to back suplex is followed by a split legged moonsault for 2. Carter hits a backbreaker and then tags in Stan. Stan hits a running powerslam and covers for 2. Elbowdrop drives all the air out of Eco's lungs. He whips Eco into the corner and hits an avalanche. Stan covers, only to have the ref tell him that Carter blind tagged in. Carter comes into the ring looking to steal the victory. Stan responds to this by getting in Carter's face and then shoving him down on his ass before leaving the ring. Carter gets up and starts arguing with Stan, only to have Eco roll him up from behind for 2. Carter's back up quickly though and takes Eco down with a clothesline. Hangman's neckbreaker gets 2. He sets up for the Fall from Grace, but Eco backdrops out of it. Both men get to their feet, and a double clothesline sends both back down in the middle of the ring. Carter gets to his corner and tags in Stan. Eco struggles to get to his corner, Stan tries to cut off the tag but is too late, hot tag to Mai!
Mai slingshots into the ring and takes Stan down with a flying forearm. Stan gets to his feet and charges, but Mai takes him down with a drop toe hold and locks in an STF. Carter sneaks in to break it up. Mai hits a shining wizard and then heads up top, Savior Splash connects. 1...2...AGAIN broken up by Carter. Mai hits the End-Is-Here and tags in her brother, then sprints across the ring and knocks Carter off the apron. She dives out onto Carter and the two start brawling up the ramp. As the ref is distracted by what's happening outside the ring, Stan grabs his axe handle and nails his former tag team partner with a stiff shot right between the eyes. He covers as the ref turns around... 1, 2, 3.
Winners in 12:27: Stan Fulton and Christian CarterALEXANDER DARLING vs. DANNY TAYLOR – Best of Five Series, Match Five: Taipei Fence Death MatchPorcelain & The Tramps “King of the World” starts to play as Alexander Darling steps out onto the stage and looks down towards the ring where the finishing touches are being put on the Taipei fence. The last lesson will be taught tonight as Alexander brings Danny Taylor into Moosehead Jack’s specialty match. Alexander avoids the fans as he makes his way down the aisle and into the hellish contraption. Darling seems focused on the task at hand as he tests out the bamboo poles that make up the cage. He seems content with it as “Boom” begins to play. Taylor steps out from the back and shakes his head in disappointment as he looks at what Alex planned for their last match. But Danny is a competitor and starts to make his way down the aisle when we notice Alexander yelling something towards him. He’s warning him and now we see why as Moosehead Jack, Chloe, and the rest of the Saints jump Taylor from behind. Alexander is about to jump out of the ring to help when a few figures hop over the barricade near the ring...it’s Christian Carter, Jason Allen, Jose Reyna, and the masked man. The Suicide Kings toss Alex into the Taipei Fence and then back into the ring as the Saints make their way down to ring as well. They toss Taylor into the cage. Carter, Allen, the Masked Man, Fulton, Chloe, and Moose all slide into the ring as well as LD, Stank, and Reyna lock the cage from the outside. It’s 6-on-2 inside the ring.
The Saints seem to keep their attack focused on Taylor while the Kings do the same to Darling. They are keeping to their ends of the ring as Taylor gets brutalized by Moose’s taped-up glass fists and Fulton’s trusty axe handle while Chloe twirls HDB gleefully in her hands striking at just the right opportunitys. On the other side, it’s a far more systematic beatdown of Alexander as Carter blasts him in the head with the belt a few times drawing a crimson mask on Darling. The masked man lifts Alex up and tosses him to Allen who picks him and plants him with the ROYAL FLUSH. Danny tries crawling over for a save, but Fulton stops him dead in his tracks with a massive elbow. He & Chloe drag Danny towards a corner...Fulton gets on the second rope and nails THE CRUSHER. Not once, not twice, but three times and we see Danny start coughing up some blood. This brings a joyful smile to the face of Jack as he lifts Danny up...HEARTPUNCH staggers Danny right into Chloe’s CORKSCREW.
As this brutal assault is going on, the crowd is deadly silent until they get some hope as Mai, Power, Miranda, Tommy Wilder, Texpress, & The Murphys all rush out for the save but they are met on the aisle by LD, Stank, & Reyna who while outnumbered have the weapons advatnage and the cage still being locked. Miranda’s the first one able to sneak by the guards as LD pulls up short of hitting his own daughter and they stare at one another for a moment before Miranda starts working on the lock, but Chloe is making that difficult by poking through the holes with HDB. Power is about to be next to the cage when she’s taken out by someone leaping off the barricade...Alexis Darling has made her way into the fray from whatever hole she was hiding in. And Lexie plays a concerto with Power using the Taipei fence and her Intercontinental belt. Mai goes after Lexie but Lexie decides discretion is the best course of action and hops back over the barricade and into the audience.
Back in the ring, Danny is damn near unconscious now as Moose picks him up and hits the G2SF and holds on as he locks him in the Ji-ENDO. On the other side, the masked man lifts Alex up and hits him with his own DARLING DRIVER and then Carter follows him adding insult to injury as he CURBSTOMPS him right onto the World Heavyweight Title. Carter’s not finished as he drags Alex to his feet once again...FINAL TESTIMONY on the belt. Alex is a bloody mess. Taylor is coughing up way too much blood to be healthy. Power’s near unconscious on the outside. But finally Tommy Wilder & The Murphys have fought LD, Stank, & Reyna to a standstill giving Texpress a chance to join Mai & Miranda as they finally get the cage unlocked. The swarm in the ring and we finally get a more even brawl, but since the Saints & Kings have done the damage they wanted, they slink away before sustaining any real damage. Reyna joins his Suicide Kings cohorts as they hop over the barricade and escape through the crowds. Moose, Chloe, & Fulton join up with LD & Stank and make their way backstage while medics swarm the ring to check on Alex & Danny.
Official Result - No MatchALEXIS DARLING vs. FIREWOMAN – Non-Title MatchFire is out first and paces around the ring like a caged animal. Alexis Darling is announced next and slowly makes her way to the ring, taunting the crowd, but most importantly taunting Fire as well. Fire’s stare would wither and kill most people, but Lexie pretends not to notice it. She climbs onto the apron and Fire immediately goes after her. Alexis hops off the apron and lands on the floor and barks at the referee to get her back. Fire’s eyes blaze with rage as she watches Alexis slowly climb onto the apron and step between the ropes. As she does, the bell rings and the match is officially underway.
Fire charges across the ring and goes after Lexie, but she backs into the corner, then ducks between the ropes forcing the referee to once again pull Fire off of her. Lexie smirks and wipes the sweat from her forehead and flicks it at Fire, which sets her off. Fire flies into the corner and catches Lexie with a forearm to the side of the head, then follows that up with chops and punches that rock Alexis. Lexie frees herself with a scientific thumb to the eye, then bails out of the ring and staggers around the ring trying to get her bearings back.
Inside the ring, Fire recovers and charges at Alexis and dives between the ropes and slams into her, sending her into the guardrail ribs first. Fire pulls Alexis up and lands a spinning heel kick to the gut that doubles Lexie over, then lifts her and POWERBOMBS her on the apron! Alexis grabs the small of her back and falls to the floor in pain, but Fire gives her no rest. She grabs her by the hair and shoots her into the ring. Fire slips into the ring and doesn’t even attempt to cover, instead she mounts Lexie, grabs her head and hammers her with straight rights to the face. The referee has to pull Fire off of Alexis and threaten her with disqualification before she finally relents. Alexis rolls out of the ring to the relative safety of the floor once again.
Fire waits for Alexis to stand up then grabs her by the hair and tries to pull her into the ring. Alexis climbs onto the apron and grabs Fire and drops off the apron, guillotining her on the top rope. Fire’s head snaps back and she falls back to the middle of the ring. Alexis darts into the ring and now it is her turn to climb on Fire and hammer her with shots to the face. Alexis pulls Fire to her feet and slams her face first into the turnbuckle, then scoops her up and ties her in the tree of woe, slides out of the ring and grabs Fire’s head and tries to snap her in half backward.
Lexie releases Fire before she is counted out and climbs back into the ring and moves to the opposite corner and charges, and tries a delayed drop kick to the face, but Fire pulls herself up and Lexie crashes into the turnbuckle and falls back to the mat. Fire steadies herself on the ropes and climbs to the top and hits the WARRIOR STOMP to Alexis’ midsection. Lexie howls in pain and gasps for air. Fire pulls her to her feet and lifts her for a SUPLEX, then drops her stomach first on the top rope and leaves her hanging there. As Lexie stands up, Fire POPS her in the mouth with a SUPERKICK that sends her off the apron to the floor.
Once again Fire grabs Lexie to pull her into the ring, she pulls her onto the apron and Lexie catches her with an elbow to the side of the head that knocks Fire backward right into the referee. The ref goes down and Fire drops to one knee trying to get the cobwebs out of her head. Lexie rummages around under the ring and first pulls out a table that she sets up, then grabs a long length of chain and slides under the bottom rope. As Fire stands up, Lexie BLASTS her in the face with the chain! Fire crumples to the mat, blood running down her face from a gash above her eye.
Lexie checks on the referee and he is still down and out, so she wraps the chain around Fire’s throat and pulls her up, then throws her over the top rope to the floor! Lexie begins pulling the chain, pulling Fire to her feet, then finally off her feet. Fire claws at the chain around her throat as her face turns a disturbing shade of red. Fire looks up and sees Lexie close to the ropes, so she grabs the top rope and SKINS THE CAT, she grabs Lexie in a head scissors and flips her over the top rope to the floor!
Alexis lands with a hard THUD on the floor. Fire gets her bearings, still gasping for air and sees the chain lying on the floor. Fire grabs Alexis and drags her to the chain and slams her face onto the metal, then grabs her arms and hits the FIRESTOMP! Lexie doesn’t move. Fire rolls into the ring and sees the referee is just starting to stir, so she rolls back out and pulls Alexis up, and we see she is also busted open. Fire rolls her onto the table and slides back into the ring and climbs the ropes and calls for the BEST FIRESAULT EVER but before she can hit the move, Christian Carter runs out and grabs Lexie off the table. He snatches the IC title and quickly heads to the back before any further damage can be done.
Fire stands on the middle turnbuckle glaring at Lexie with rage in her eyes, the referee is finally his feet again and realizes what is going on and starts the ten count. With nothing to lose, Carter and Lexie head to the back, the referee gets to ten and calls for the bell and raises Fire’s hand in victory, but you can tell it is NOT the victory she wanted.
WINNER via countout in 13:13 – FirewomanThanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action! Be sure to check out the OOWF Blood on the Walls II PPV, coming to you Live! Sunday April 27th, 2014, from Chevy Chase, Maryland! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem! Wednesday, April 30th 2014, Live! From Panic, Pennsylvania. Did you see something you really liked? Post it here in the 2013 Awards Reminder Thread. Please join us for OOWF Chat on Wednesday nights! And be sure to check out the full OOWF Archive and read up on the 9-year plus history of the OOWF!