Post by mooseheadjack on Jun 20, 2008 14:52:01 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Volcano, Hawaii!
SHASHWAT MISHRA vs. MERCURY
SM attacks as Mercury hits the ring and beats him down with clubbing blows to the back of the head. Before long the fight spills to the outside of the ring, Merc reverses a whip and sends SM into the stairs. Mercury grabs his pouch of mercury powder and has some ready in his hands. SM ducks just in time to miss the dust, then goes on the attack spearing Mercury to the floor. Both men get back into the ring, Mercury actually gains the upper hand when he nails a charging SM in the face with a boot. Mercury stays on the offensive for a bit, getting several near falls. The end comes when Mercury goes for a top rope dragon sault after planting SM with a Mercury-Driver. SM rolls out of the way at the last second, pounces on Mercury and locks on the Pain Killer to get the submission win.
WINNER in 7:54 Shashwat Mishra
FIRECHILD vs. SOULDRAGON vs. SIRIRAM
SoulDragon attempts to go after Firechild immediately, but FC bails. SD slowly turns around and looks at Siriram. SD smirks and loads up a nice wad of spit for Siriram’s face, but before he can do anything, Siriram grabs him and destroys him with a t-bone suplex. Sir locks a submission move on SD, but FC quickly rolls into the ring and breaks up the pin attempt. That is essentially how the match unfolds. FC is content to stand aside and allow Siriram to destroy SD while he waits and tries for the pin. It almost backfires on FC when Siriram kills SD with a short arm clothesline. FC steps in and pushes Siriram gently aside and makes the cover on SD himself. Siriram drops an elbow on the back of FC’s head and locks on the tazzmission. FC is desperate to get to the ropes and is about to tap when SD breaks the hold. The end of the match comes when SD reverses a whip to the ropes by Siriram and catches him with the Dragon kick. Siriram falls between the ropes and hits the floor hard, when the ref goes to check on him, FC comes from the outside with the ring bell and clocks SD in the head knocking him cold. FC ditches the bell, covers, and gets a three count just as Siriram is getting back into the ring.
WINNER in 13:31 – Firechild
CAPELLAN & SERAPH vs. JUSTIN SANE & AUSTRAROO
JS and Aust come to the ring first, Sane appears to be arguing with the lady selling cotton candy, she clocks him with a bag of goods and JS hits the floor, a 10 year old covers, and a ref appears from nowhere and makes a three count. Seraph and Capellan come to the ring next, Capellan eyes Seraph warily, Seraph shows no expression, as usual. The match begins and Austraroo starts off with Capellan, they exchange luchadore moves, but Capellan gets the best of it and grounds Aust. Tag to Seraph who comes in and drops a leg across Aust’s chest and gets a two count. Both men up, Austraroo leapfrogs Seraph and makes a desperation tag to JS, Sane comes in like a house on fire, but doesn’t actually hit anyone, instead he runs the ropes and leaps on the corner, when he springs off, Seraph catches him and kills him with a black hole slam. Seraph tags in Capellan who comes in and hits the corner and actually nails Sane with the spinning corner Dragon Kick. Cap covers and this one is over.
WINNERS in 3:49 Seraph and Capellan
After the match Sane celebrates like he had won the world title, even striking the HBK winning the title pose. Austraroo looks at him like he is- well, insane, and leaves the ring.
UNCLE ENTITY (w/Jesse Garron) vs. CHRIS ALT
Alt starts the match on fire, countering everything Entity can throw at him. It appears as though Alt will wrap things up pretty quickly when he hits a Tiger Driver and goes for the cover, but before the ref can hit three, Jesse Garron reaches in and puts Entity’s foot on the bottom rope. Alt argues with the ref which allows Entity time to recover and hit a jaw buster when Chris turns around. Now Entity dominates, working on the back of Alt’s neck to soften him up for the brain buster. At one point Entity goes for the Crucifix, but Alt spins out of it, sweeps Entity’s legs and gets a two count. The end comes when Alt bounds off the ropes and catches Entity putting his head down a moment too soon, CA drops an elbow on the back of his head and sets him up for the ALTernative Styles Clash! Before he can finish the move Garron reaches between the ropes and grabs Entity and pulls him toward the ropes throwing Alt off balance. Alt releases the hold and sticks his head between the ropes grabbing for Garron, Garron slams him between the eyes with his walking stick, Entity rolls Alt up from behind, grabs a hand full of tights and gets a tainted three count.
WINNER in 15:41 Uncle Entity
DRINK & DESTROY vs. THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS
Capslock wants a hug from AA to start the match, as AA reluctantly embraces the big man, Johnny attacks FFC from behind, and the brawl is on. FFC goes after Johnny with a fury we have not seen from the big man in a long time, pinning him in the corner and crushing his chest with chops. On the outside Stank and AA fight around ring side, AA thinks he is being clever and pulls a belt off of a fan in the front row and whips Stank across the back. As he whips Stank, AA yells “WHO’S YOUR MASTER NOW!!!” The arena falls to silence. AA immediately realizes his mistake and looks around in a panic. FFC and Johnny even stop and stare. Thousands and thousands of eyes penetrate AA. AA looks up at Johnny almost in slow motion and Johnny yells RUN!! Everything explodes back to real time and Stank snatches the belt from AA and chases him around the ring whipping him mercilessly. The two head to the back and leave FFC and Adrenaline in the ring. Adrenaline manages to score a low blow and get in some offense, but he can’t keep the big man down. He tries to lift FFC for an Adrenalin Rush, but can’t get him up, FFC reverses it into a belly to belly suplex, then follows that with an avalanche in the corner. For good measure, FFC hits the knee to the scrotum, then a big splash and gets three.
WINNERS in 11:09 Drink & Destroy
DONOVAN VIPER vs. PHIL vs. MICROPLAY vs. CHRIS COLE
Pier six to start things off, Viper goes after Phil, and Microplay attacks Cole. Phil throws Viper over the top rope and joins Microplay in beating Cole in the corner. Finally Cole powders out and slides under the bottom rope, Phil and MP turn around and MP gets KILLED by a Death Elbow to the face. MP hits the mat, but before DV can do anything, Phil grabs him and hits a belly to belly suplex that sends Viper across the ring. Cole pulls MP out of the ring and chokes him with the mic cord. Inside the ring, Viper begs off, backing into the corner, Phil follows him in and DV cowers. When the ref steps in to pull Phil away, Viper hits him with a chain wrapped fist upside the head, Phil collapses in a heap, but unfortunately, he falls right on top of the ref. No ref, no rules. Viper leaves the ring and helps Cole hit a double Headliner on Microplay leaving him lying on the floor, bloody and barely conscious. Viper gets on the apron to go after Phil again, Viper grabs him and power bombs him off the apron to the floor, grabs a chair and rolls into the ring, Phil and the ref are just getting to their feet, Cole then pulls and Eddie and slams the chair on the mat, tosses it to Phil and falls to the mat like he had been shot. The ref looks and sees Cole, apparently out cold and notices the chair in Phil’s hands and calls for the bell. The disqualification comes against Cole, therefore….
WINNER in 13:33 Chris Cole
Cole slides under the ropes and walks to the back grinning the whole way, inside the ring, Phil is furious.
THIM REYNOLDS vs. CORAX
After Corax used a chair last week to get the win, Thim is in no mood for anything this week. He hits the ring and immediately goes after Corax backing him into the corner where he beats him down to the mat with clubbing forearms to the face. The ref threatens Thim with a DQ and he finally backs off. Thim goes back on the attack and whips Corax to the far corner and follows him in with a knee to the gut. Corax staggers out and Thim catches him with a tilt-a-whirl suplex. Thim dominates the early part of the match and looks like he is going to put Corax away fairly easily when Corax catches Thim charging into the corner and nails him with a back elbow that catches Thim just above the eye. Thim hits the mat hard and rolls under the bottom rope. When he finally starts to climb back into the ring we see that the elbow has opened a nasty gash above Thim’s eye that is bleeding profusely. Blinded from the blood, Thim becomes an easy target of Corax and Corax goes on the offensive brutalizing Thim. Corax toys with Thim, who seems to be out on his feet. Corax slaps Thim a few times, then goes for a shining wizard, Thim ducks, goes behind and hits a combo German suplex/choke slam. With Corax on the mat, Thim falls on him and locks on the adjustment, Corax reaches the ropes once, Thim releases the hold and pulls Corax back to the middle and reapplies the move. Corax fights it, but finally is forced to submit.
WINNER in 18:55 Thim Reynolds.
After the match, Thim pulls Corax to his feet and MURDERS him with a muscle buster, then leaves the ring, grabs a chair, and waits for Corax to get back to his feet. As he does, THIM warps the chair on Corax head, Corax falls to the mat, and almost immediately a blood stain forms on his mask. Thim smirks and tosses the chair aside and heads to the back
[THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER vs. THE BLACK DAWGS Steel Cage Match
TFDU storm the cage and attack Dawg and Dragon. The only way to win is pin fall or submission. The two teams tear into each other, Jack and Dawg battle along the ropes and Dragon and Gator take turns reversing each other in the corner. UD whips OBJ to the ropes and tries a big boot, but Jack ducks it, hits the ropes and comes back with a high knee that catches Dawg in the chest and sends him staggering toward the ropes. UD falls on the ropes and gets trapped between the two top and second ropes. Jack charges over and clubs Dragon in the back of the bead, and he and Gator lift him and ram him face first into the cage, then turn their attention to beating a trapped UD. Soon they have the big Dawg bleeding. They turn their attention to Dragon and he takes them both down with a clothesline. BD pulls Jack to his feet and runs him face first into the cage. UD finally frees himself and joins the fray. It is not long until all four men are a bloody mess. The two teams brutalize each other for over thirty minutes. After almost forty minutes of action, the four men can barely stand. UD is slumped on the mat in one corner, Jack is face down next to the cage bleeding badly. Gator and Blackdragon struggle to their feet, GB swings wildly, BD ducks and hits a release German suplex, then climbs to the ropes for the swan dive head but. Dragon flies, but Gator moves at the last second! Gator pulls him up and hits the CHOMP! Blackdragon is DEAD! OBJ pulls himself to his feet, UD staggers out of the corner, blinded by blood, he walks right into the CALL OF THE WILD! OBJ drags himself over to a prone UD and makes the cover and gets the three count.
WINNERS in 41:41 THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER
HARDBODY HARRIS vs. CONCRETE TG
The two shake hands then lock up. CTG grabs a side head lock and stops a HH attempted whip. HH counters the hold into an overhand test of strength, then reverses it to a side head lock of his own. CTG whips him off and HH takes him down with a shoulder block. The two put on a scientific clinic for over 45 minutes. Each one counters the other perfectly. There isn’t even a pin attempt until over thirty minutes into the match, and not a punch is thrown the whole time. Concrete relaxes more and more as the match goes on, the violence instilled by Moosehead Jack seems to melt away and the two engage in a scientific masterpiece that brings the fans to their feet. In one sequence, Concrete goes for the Cement Mixer, which is countered into an attempted TO BE EDITED IN LATER, which is reversed into an Octopus, which is reversed one more time into a small package and a two count. Both men spring to their feet and the crowds goes nuts. Concrete gains the upper hand when HH lowers his head one second too soon, and Crete plants him with a DDT, then scales the ropes, as HH gets to his feet, Concrete hits a text book missile drop kick that sends HH sprawling. Concrete gets to his feet, but before he can make a cover, he notices Moosehead Jack slowly walking toward the ring. Crete stops and yells at Jack from the ropes, security quickly gets between Jack and the ring and escorts him to the top of the ramp, as Crete turns around, HH is on his feet and hits a FAME-ASSER, but Concrete gets out at two. Both men get to their feet, but Concrete is momentarily distracted by Jack at the top of the ramp, which gives HH just enough time to hit the TO BE EDITED IN LATER and get the three count.
WINNER in 55:55 Hardbody Harris
Jack laughs to himself and nails one of the security guards in the head, since Jack has his fists taped for the Taipei Death match, it busts the security guard wide open. Jack laughs and heads to the back.
CANADIAN DRAGON vs. ERIC O’MAC – Onslaught Championship Match
Dragon enters first and patiently waits in the corner. EOM comes out next to his full regalia, this time it includes Hawaiian women throwing flowers before him as he makes his way to the ring. He slowly enters the ring and goes through the whole process of having the ref check Dragon (but not EOM) for weapons, then the ref takes the title from around EOM’s waist. Before the ref can hand it to the attendant, EOM grabs the belt and checks his hair in the reflection. EOM checks the ropes, then checks each corner pad to make sure they are secure. CD waits patiently in the middle of the ring as EOM goes from corner to corner. In the last corner, EOM tells the ref that one is loose, when the ref steps in to check, EOM turns and launches a drop kick that catches CD right on the knee cap. The ref turns around, but missed the sneak attack. EOM takes over and goes to work on CD’s leg. EOM spends several minutes trying to break Dragon’s knee, applying various submission moves, but Dragon refuses to give up. The tide turns when EOM grabs CD’s injured leg, but before he can sweep the other leg, CD spins through and catches EOM on the jaw with a spin kick. CD takes over and dominates bouncing EOM around the ring and getting several near falls. The turning point comes when CD hits a hurracarana from the top rope, the move sends EOM into the ref, knocking him down. CD lands awkwardly and slams the back of his head on the mat, knocking himself loopy. While CD is trying to regain his senses, EOM pulls brass knucks out of his tights and slides them in Dragon’s tights, unbeknownst to CD. EOM gets to his feet as does the ref, EOM pulls CD to his feet, and CD hits a European uppercut, EOM falls to the mat, as he falls he pulls CD down on top of him. The ref recovers and counts three!
WINNER in 20:07 and NEW OOWF Onslaught Champion – Canadian Dragon!
As the ref raises CD’s hand, EOM “comes to” and complains to the ref. EOM is holding his jaw and grimacing in pain. EOM yells for the ref to check CD, when he does, he finds the knucks that EOM planted, and immediately waves off his decision. He confers with the announcer and we get this result
WINNER in 20:07 by DQ – and STILL OOWF Onslaught Champion – Eric O’Mac!
EOM grabs his title and rolls out of the ring, and laughs to himself as he heads to the back. Inside the ring a frustrated CD tries to explain what happened, but to no avail.
WCW vs. THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE – Bunkhouse Brawl
All four men come to the ring in street clothes and carrying a weapon of their choice. Wilder has a kendo stick, Westgaard a hockey stick, Camby a baseball bat and Tommy has a steel chain. They don’t wait for the bell to ring before the brawl starts. wCw gets the best of it and TDB bails from the ring, inside the ring, Wilder gets a running start, and with the help of a Westgaard boost, sails over the top rope, unfortunately for Tommy, Camby catches him in the ribs with a bat shot as he comes down. Wilder hits the floor hard, gasping for breath, Westgaard comes to his partner’s aid but is stopped by TO swinging the chain wildly, JWW dodges the chain and takes TO down with a spear, but it is too late, Camby pulls Wilder up and power bombs him on the stage. Wilder is left gasping for breath. JWW and Camby go at it, the big men brawl around the ring, JWW just gets the advantage, blocking a bat shot with his hockey stick and catching Camby upside the head with the hockey stick when TO catches him from behind with a chained fist to the back of the head. JWW falls to his knees and TDB rolls him in the ring and take great pleasure in brutalizing Westgaard. After several minutes of a brutal beating, Wilder finally makes it back into the ring, clutching his ribs, which certainly HAVE to be broken. TW ducks a clothesline from Camby and hits a spin kick, but when he lands he gasps for breath. Tommy turns his attention to Wilder, which gives JWW enough time to get to his feet and hit TO with a cross check – with the stick – that sends TO to the floor and into dream land. It is now two on one in favor of wCw. They pull Camby to his feet and hit THUNDER! But can only get a two count. On the outside Tommy is getting to his feet again, Wilder launches himself over the top rope and lands on TO, doing as much damage to himself as he does to O’Neil. Inside, Westgaard picks up the chain TO brought, wraps it around his fist and KO’s Camby. JWW lifts Camby and hits the Ice Auger for good measure and gets a three count.
WINNERS in 26:14 wCw
After the match, as Wilder is getting to his feet, TO slams him across the back with a chair. Wilder falls to the floor, writhing in pain. The Devil’s Brigade go on the attack and hit matching Triple Sixes on Wilder and Westgaard, then drop the titles across the champs chests leaving them bloody and battered in the middle of the ring. They raise their arms in victory in a chorus of boos and stagger to the back
LD WILLIAMS vs. MR. JEALOUS – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match
Jealous threatens several fans on his way to the ring, when he finally gets there he grabs the ref and screams in his face, nearly drawing a DQ before the match even starts. Williams comes out next and calmly walks to the ring, hands the ref the title and waits in the corner for the bell. The bell rings and Jealous storms to the middle of the ring and dares Williams to meet him in the middle. LDW walks right up to Jealous and the two stand nose to nose. Jealous balks first and shoves Williams, Williams comes back with a shot to Jealous’ nose that leaves him bloody. The two begin to brawl and it is pretty quickly evident that the ref will not be able to control this. Williams and Jealous tumble over the top rope to the floor. Jealous catches Williams with a forearm to the head and lifts him for a Jealous Rage on the floor, but Williams escapes and slips behind Jealous, spins him around and goes for a DDT, but Jealous shoves him back first into the apron. Jealous charges, but Williams gets a boot up, and Jealous staggers around the ring. Williams pursues him, and slams Jealous face first into the ring steps. Before the action can get back into the ring, Uncle Entity runs to the ring and attacks both Williams and Jealous, this brings Chris Alt sprinting to the ring, and we have a four man brawl around ring side. Jealous lines up for a spear on Entity, but he side steps it at the last second and he hits Alt instead. As Jealous gets to his feet, Entity lays him out with a chair shot to the head. Entity turns around looking for Williams, and Williams pastes him between the eyes with the title belt.
WINNER – No Contest at 3:41
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. NILES ANDERSON – Non-Title Match
Jack comes to the ring first, he has his fists heavily tapes, and covered in glass. The ref warns him that that is not allowed in this match, Jack just glares at the ref. Niles comes to the ring next, tossing bibles to the crowd and shouting “Hallelujah!” He gets to the ring and sees Moose’s fists taped and immediately complains to the ref, while Niles is complaining, Jack blindsides him with a shot to the head that immediately opens a large gash. Niles tries to bail out of the ring but Jack grabs him and drops him to the mat with a shot to the jaw and mounts him and pummels Niles to a bloody pulp. The ref tries to pull Jack off of Niles, but MHJ turns and nails the ref between the eyes. Niles leaves the ring and tries to escape through the crowd, but Jack catches him and pounds him some more, leaving jagged cuts down Niles back. Moose is out of control, rage burns in his eyes. Jack grabs Niles and rakes his eyes, Niles screams in pain and drops to his knees. Moose pulls Niles up and hits a heart punch that leaves a blood mark on Niles side. Niles falls to his knees, his eyes get glassy as he clutches his chest. Jack shoves the announcer aside and grabs a chair and lines up a shot for Niles head. As he swings the chair Concrete makes it to ringside and shoves Niles out of the way, but Crete can’t escape, the chair slams into the side of Concrete’s head, the force of the shot then sends Crete’s head into the steel ring post. CTG collapses to the floor, he clutches at his head and his eyes roll back. Niles makes a move toward Crete as if to save him, then grabs his title and heads to the back. Jack falls to his knees next to Crete and laughs. Jack grabs a barely conscious Concrete and screams “Now what? Now how are you gonna win the title? I told you, hahahahahahhahahahahha.” Jack gets a few shots in to Concrete’s head before security floods ringside and pulls Jack away.
WINNER – No Contest, no match
The medical staff rushes to ring side and put Crete in a neck brace. Jack watches the gurney roll up the ramp and laughs. The last shot we see is of Niles Anderson clutching his title, a mixed look of joy and concern spreads across his face.
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Live! From Volcano, Hawaii!
SHASHWAT MISHRA vs. MERCURY
SM attacks as Mercury hits the ring and beats him down with clubbing blows to the back of the head. Before long the fight spills to the outside of the ring, Merc reverses a whip and sends SM into the stairs. Mercury grabs his pouch of mercury powder and has some ready in his hands. SM ducks just in time to miss the dust, then goes on the attack spearing Mercury to the floor. Both men get back into the ring, Mercury actually gains the upper hand when he nails a charging SM in the face with a boot. Mercury stays on the offensive for a bit, getting several near falls. The end comes when Mercury goes for a top rope dragon sault after planting SM with a Mercury-Driver. SM rolls out of the way at the last second, pounces on Mercury and locks on the Pain Killer to get the submission win.
WINNER in 7:54 Shashwat Mishra
FIRECHILD vs. SOULDRAGON vs. SIRIRAM
SoulDragon attempts to go after Firechild immediately, but FC bails. SD slowly turns around and looks at Siriram. SD smirks and loads up a nice wad of spit for Siriram’s face, but before he can do anything, Siriram grabs him and destroys him with a t-bone suplex. Sir locks a submission move on SD, but FC quickly rolls into the ring and breaks up the pin attempt. That is essentially how the match unfolds. FC is content to stand aside and allow Siriram to destroy SD while he waits and tries for the pin. It almost backfires on FC when Siriram kills SD with a short arm clothesline. FC steps in and pushes Siriram gently aside and makes the cover on SD himself. Siriram drops an elbow on the back of FC’s head and locks on the tazzmission. FC is desperate to get to the ropes and is about to tap when SD breaks the hold. The end of the match comes when SD reverses a whip to the ropes by Siriram and catches him with the Dragon kick. Siriram falls between the ropes and hits the floor hard, when the ref goes to check on him, FC comes from the outside with the ring bell and clocks SD in the head knocking him cold. FC ditches the bell, covers, and gets a three count just as Siriram is getting back into the ring.
WINNER in 13:31 – Firechild
CAPELLAN & SERAPH vs. JUSTIN SANE & AUSTRAROO
JS and Aust come to the ring first, Sane appears to be arguing with the lady selling cotton candy, she clocks him with a bag of goods and JS hits the floor, a 10 year old covers, and a ref appears from nowhere and makes a three count. Seraph and Capellan come to the ring next, Capellan eyes Seraph warily, Seraph shows no expression, as usual. The match begins and Austraroo starts off with Capellan, they exchange luchadore moves, but Capellan gets the best of it and grounds Aust. Tag to Seraph who comes in and drops a leg across Aust’s chest and gets a two count. Both men up, Austraroo leapfrogs Seraph and makes a desperation tag to JS, Sane comes in like a house on fire, but doesn’t actually hit anyone, instead he runs the ropes and leaps on the corner, when he springs off, Seraph catches him and kills him with a black hole slam. Seraph tags in Capellan who comes in and hits the corner and actually nails Sane with the spinning corner Dragon Kick. Cap covers and this one is over.
WINNERS in 3:49 Seraph and Capellan
After the match Sane celebrates like he had won the world title, even striking the HBK winning the title pose. Austraroo looks at him like he is- well, insane, and leaves the ring.
UNCLE ENTITY (w/Jesse Garron) vs. CHRIS ALT
Alt starts the match on fire, countering everything Entity can throw at him. It appears as though Alt will wrap things up pretty quickly when he hits a Tiger Driver and goes for the cover, but before the ref can hit three, Jesse Garron reaches in and puts Entity’s foot on the bottom rope. Alt argues with the ref which allows Entity time to recover and hit a jaw buster when Chris turns around. Now Entity dominates, working on the back of Alt’s neck to soften him up for the brain buster. At one point Entity goes for the Crucifix, but Alt spins out of it, sweeps Entity’s legs and gets a two count. The end comes when Alt bounds off the ropes and catches Entity putting his head down a moment too soon, CA drops an elbow on the back of his head and sets him up for the ALTernative Styles Clash! Before he can finish the move Garron reaches between the ropes and grabs Entity and pulls him toward the ropes throwing Alt off balance. Alt releases the hold and sticks his head between the ropes grabbing for Garron, Garron slams him between the eyes with his walking stick, Entity rolls Alt up from behind, grabs a hand full of tights and gets a tainted three count.
WINNER in 15:41 Uncle Entity
DRINK & DESTROY vs. THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS
Capslock wants a hug from AA to start the match, as AA reluctantly embraces the big man, Johnny attacks FFC from behind, and the brawl is on. FFC goes after Johnny with a fury we have not seen from the big man in a long time, pinning him in the corner and crushing his chest with chops. On the outside Stank and AA fight around ring side, AA thinks he is being clever and pulls a belt off of a fan in the front row and whips Stank across the back. As he whips Stank, AA yells “WHO’S YOUR MASTER NOW!!!” The arena falls to silence. AA immediately realizes his mistake and looks around in a panic. FFC and Johnny even stop and stare. Thousands and thousands of eyes penetrate AA. AA looks up at Johnny almost in slow motion and Johnny yells RUN!! Everything explodes back to real time and Stank snatches the belt from AA and chases him around the ring whipping him mercilessly. The two head to the back and leave FFC and Adrenaline in the ring. Adrenaline manages to score a low blow and get in some offense, but he can’t keep the big man down. He tries to lift FFC for an Adrenalin Rush, but can’t get him up, FFC reverses it into a belly to belly suplex, then follows that with an avalanche in the corner. For good measure, FFC hits the knee to the scrotum, then a big splash and gets three.
WINNERS in 11:09 Drink & Destroy
DONOVAN VIPER vs. PHIL vs. MICROPLAY vs. CHRIS COLE
Pier six to start things off, Viper goes after Phil, and Microplay attacks Cole. Phil throws Viper over the top rope and joins Microplay in beating Cole in the corner. Finally Cole powders out and slides under the bottom rope, Phil and MP turn around and MP gets KILLED by a Death Elbow to the face. MP hits the mat, but before DV can do anything, Phil grabs him and hits a belly to belly suplex that sends Viper across the ring. Cole pulls MP out of the ring and chokes him with the mic cord. Inside the ring, Viper begs off, backing into the corner, Phil follows him in and DV cowers. When the ref steps in to pull Phil away, Viper hits him with a chain wrapped fist upside the head, Phil collapses in a heap, but unfortunately, he falls right on top of the ref. No ref, no rules. Viper leaves the ring and helps Cole hit a double Headliner on Microplay leaving him lying on the floor, bloody and barely conscious. Viper gets on the apron to go after Phil again, Viper grabs him and power bombs him off the apron to the floor, grabs a chair and rolls into the ring, Phil and the ref are just getting to their feet, Cole then pulls and Eddie and slams the chair on the mat, tosses it to Phil and falls to the mat like he had been shot. The ref looks and sees Cole, apparently out cold and notices the chair in Phil’s hands and calls for the bell. The disqualification comes against Cole, therefore….
WINNER in 13:33 Chris Cole
Cole slides under the ropes and walks to the back grinning the whole way, inside the ring, Phil is furious.
THIM REYNOLDS vs. CORAX
After Corax used a chair last week to get the win, Thim is in no mood for anything this week. He hits the ring and immediately goes after Corax backing him into the corner where he beats him down to the mat with clubbing forearms to the face. The ref threatens Thim with a DQ and he finally backs off. Thim goes back on the attack and whips Corax to the far corner and follows him in with a knee to the gut. Corax staggers out and Thim catches him with a tilt-a-whirl suplex. Thim dominates the early part of the match and looks like he is going to put Corax away fairly easily when Corax catches Thim charging into the corner and nails him with a back elbow that catches Thim just above the eye. Thim hits the mat hard and rolls under the bottom rope. When he finally starts to climb back into the ring we see that the elbow has opened a nasty gash above Thim’s eye that is bleeding profusely. Blinded from the blood, Thim becomes an easy target of Corax and Corax goes on the offensive brutalizing Thim. Corax toys with Thim, who seems to be out on his feet. Corax slaps Thim a few times, then goes for a shining wizard, Thim ducks, goes behind and hits a combo German suplex/choke slam. With Corax on the mat, Thim falls on him and locks on the adjustment, Corax reaches the ropes once, Thim releases the hold and pulls Corax back to the middle and reapplies the move. Corax fights it, but finally is forced to submit.
WINNER in 18:55 Thim Reynolds.
After the match, Thim pulls Corax to his feet and MURDERS him with a muscle buster, then leaves the ring, grabs a chair, and waits for Corax to get back to his feet. As he does, THIM warps the chair on Corax head, Corax falls to the mat, and almost immediately a blood stain forms on his mask. Thim smirks and tosses the chair aside and heads to the back
[THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER vs. THE BLACK DAWGS Steel Cage Match
TFDU storm the cage and attack Dawg and Dragon. The only way to win is pin fall or submission. The two teams tear into each other, Jack and Dawg battle along the ropes and Dragon and Gator take turns reversing each other in the corner. UD whips OBJ to the ropes and tries a big boot, but Jack ducks it, hits the ropes and comes back with a high knee that catches Dawg in the chest and sends him staggering toward the ropes. UD falls on the ropes and gets trapped between the two top and second ropes. Jack charges over and clubs Dragon in the back of the bead, and he and Gator lift him and ram him face first into the cage, then turn their attention to beating a trapped UD. Soon they have the big Dawg bleeding. They turn their attention to Dragon and he takes them both down with a clothesline. BD pulls Jack to his feet and runs him face first into the cage. UD finally frees himself and joins the fray. It is not long until all four men are a bloody mess. The two teams brutalize each other for over thirty minutes. After almost forty minutes of action, the four men can barely stand. UD is slumped on the mat in one corner, Jack is face down next to the cage bleeding badly. Gator and Blackdragon struggle to their feet, GB swings wildly, BD ducks and hits a release German suplex, then climbs to the ropes for the swan dive head but. Dragon flies, but Gator moves at the last second! Gator pulls him up and hits the CHOMP! Blackdragon is DEAD! OBJ pulls himself to his feet, UD staggers out of the corner, blinded by blood, he walks right into the CALL OF THE WILD! OBJ drags himself over to a prone UD and makes the cover and gets the three count.
WINNERS in 41:41 THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER
HARDBODY HARRIS vs. CONCRETE TG
The two shake hands then lock up. CTG grabs a side head lock and stops a HH attempted whip. HH counters the hold into an overhand test of strength, then reverses it to a side head lock of his own. CTG whips him off and HH takes him down with a shoulder block. The two put on a scientific clinic for over 45 minutes. Each one counters the other perfectly. There isn’t even a pin attempt until over thirty minutes into the match, and not a punch is thrown the whole time. Concrete relaxes more and more as the match goes on, the violence instilled by Moosehead Jack seems to melt away and the two engage in a scientific masterpiece that brings the fans to their feet. In one sequence, Concrete goes for the Cement Mixer, which is countered into an attempted TO BE EDITED IN LATER, which is reversed into an Octopus, which is reversed one more time into a small package and a two count. Both men spring to their feet and the crowds goes nuts. Concrete gains the upper hand when HH lowers his head one second too soon, and Crete plants him with a DDT, then scales the ropes, as HH gets to his feet, Concrete hits a text book missile drop kick that sends HH sprawling. Concrete gets to his feet, but before he can make a cover, he notices Moosehead Jack slowly walking toward the ring. Crete stops and yells at Jack from the ropes, security quickly gets between Jack and the ring and escorts him to the top of the ramp, as Crete turns around, HH is on his feet and hits a FAME-ASSER, but Concrete gets out at two. Both men get to their feet, but Concrete is momentarily distracted by Jack at the top of the ramp, which gives HH just enough time to hit the TO BE EDITED IN LATER and get the three count.
WINNER in 55:55 Hardbody Harris
Jack laughs to himself and nails one of the security guards in the head, since Jack has his fists taped for the Taipei Death match, it busts the security guard wide open. Jack laughs and heads to the back.
CANADIAN DRAGON vs. ERIC O’MAC – Onslaught Championship Match
Dragon enters first and patiently waits in the corner. EOM comes out next to his full regalia, this time it includes Hawaiian women throwing flowers before him as he makes his way to the ring. He slowly enters the ring and goes through the whole process of having the ref check Dragon (but not EOM) for weapons, then the ref takes the title from around EOM’s waist. Before the ref can hand it to the attendant, EOM grabs the belt and checks his hair in the reflection. EOM checks the ropes, then checks each corner pad to make sure they are secure. CD waits patiently in the middle of the ring as EOM goes from corner to corner. In the last corner, EOM tells the ref that one is loose, when the ref steps in to check, EOM turns and launches a drop kick that catches CD right on the knee cap. The ref turns around, but missed the sneak attack. EOM takes over and goes to work on CD’s leg. EOM spends several minutes trying to break Dragon’s knee, applying various submission moves, but Dragon refuses to give up. The tide turns when EOM grabs CD’s injured leg, but before he can sweep the other leg, CD spins through and catches EOM on the jaw with a spin kick. CD takes over and dominates bouncing EOM around the ring and getting several near falls. The turning point comes when CD hits a hurracarana from the top rope, the move sends EOM into the ref, knocking him down. CD lands awkwardly and slams the back of his head on the mat, knocking himself loopy. While CD is trying to regain his senses, EOM pulls brass knucks out of his tights and slides them in Dragon’s tights, unbeknownst to CD. EOM gets to his feet as does the ref, EOM pulls CD to his feet, and CD hits a European uppercut, EOM falls to the mat, as he falls he pulls CD down on top of him. The ref recovers and counts three!
WINNER in 20:07 and NEW OOWF Onslaught Champion – Canadian Dragon!
As the ref raises CD’s hand, EOM “comes to” and complains to the ref. EOM is holding his jaw and grimacing in pain. EOM yells for the ref to check CD, when he does, he finds the knucks that EOM planted, and immediately waves off his decision. He confers with the announcer and we get this result
WINNER in 20:07 by DQ – and STILL OOWF Onslaught Champion – Eric O’Mac!
EOM grabs his title and rolls out of the ring, and laughs to himself as he heads to the back. Inside the ring a frustrated CD tries to explain what happened, but to no avail.
WCW vs. THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE – Bunkhouse Brawl
All four men come to the ring in street clothes and carrying a weapon of their choice. Wilder has a kendo stick, Westgaard a hockey stick, Camby a baseball bat and Tommy has a steel chain. They don’t wait for the bell to ring before the brawl starts. wCw gets the best of it and TDB bails from the ring, inside the ring, Wilder gets a running start, and with the help of a Westgaard boost, sails over the top rope, unfortunately for Tommy, Camby catches him in the ribs with a bat shot as he comes down. Wilder hits the floor hard, gasping for breath, Westgaard comes to his partner’s aid but is stopped by TO swinging the chain wildly, JWW dodges the chain and takes TO down with a spear, but it is too late, Camby pulls Wilder up and power bombs him on the stage. Wilder is left gasping for breath. JWW and Camby go at it, the big men brawl around the ring, JWW just gets the advantage, blocking a bat shot with his hockey stick and catching Camby upside the head with the hockey stick when TO catches him from behind with a chained fist to the back of the head. JWW falls to his knees and TDB rolls him in the ring and take great pleasure in brutalizing Westgaard. After several minutes of a brutal beating, Wilder finally makes it back into the ring, clutching his ribs, which certainly HAVE to be broken. TW ducks a clothesline from Camby and hits a spin kick, but when he lands he gasps for breath. Tommy turns his attention to Wilder, which gives JWW enough time to get to his feet and hit TO with a cross check – with the stick – that sends TO to the floor and into dream land. It is now two on one in favor of wCw. They pull Camby to his feet and hit THUNDER! But can only get a two count. On the outside Tommy is getting to his feet again, Wilder launches himself over the top rope and lands on TO, doing as much damage to himself as he does to O’Neil. Inside, Westgaard picks up the chain TO brought, wraps it around his fist and KO’s Camby. JWW lifts Camby and hits the Ice Auger for good measure and gets a three count.
WINNERS in 26:14 wCw
After the match, as Wilder is getting to his feet, TO slams him across the back with a chair. Wilder falls to the floor, writhing in pain. The Devil’s Brigade go on the attack and hit matching Triple Sixes on Wilder and Westgaard, then drop the titles across the champs chests leaving them bloody and battered in the middle of the ring. They raise their arms in victory in a chorus of boos and stagger to the back
LD WILLIAMS vs. MR. JEALOUS – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match
Jealous threatens several fans on his way to the ring, when he finally gets there he grabs the ref and screams in his face, nearly drawing a DQ before the match even starts. Williams comes out next and calmly walks to the ring, hands the ref the title and waits in the corner for the bell. The bell rings and Jealous storms to the middle of the ring and dares Williams to meet him in the middle. LDW walks right up to Jealous and the two stand nose to nose. Jealous balks first and shoves Williams, Williams comes back with a shot to Jealous’ nose that leaves him bloody. The two begin to brawl and it is pretty quickly evident that the ref will not be able to control this. Williams and Jealous tumble over the top rope to the floor. Jealous catches Williams with a forearm to the head and lifts him for a Jealous Rage on the floor, but Williams escapes and slips behind Jealous, spins him around and goes for a DDT, but Jealous shoves him back first into the apron. Jealous charges, but Williams gets a boot up, and Jealous staggers around the ring. Williams pursues him, and slams Jealous face first into the ring steps. Before the action can get back into the ring, Uncle Entity runs to the ring and attacks both Williams and Jealous, this brings Chris Alt sprinting to the ring, and we have a four man brawl around ring side. Jealous lines up for a spear on Entity, but he side steps it at the last second and he hits Alt instead. As Jealous gets to his feet, Entity lays him out with a chair shot to the head. Entity turns around looking for Williams, and Williams pastes him between the eyes with the title belt.
WINNER – No Contest at 3:41
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. NILES ANDERSON – Non-Title Match
Jack comes to the ring first, he has his fists heavily tapes, and covered in glass. The ref warns him that that is not allowed in this match, Jack just glares at the ref. Niles comes to the ring next, tossing bibles to the crowd and shouting “Hallelujah!” He gets to the ring and sees Moose’s fists taped and immediately complains to the ref, while Niles is complaining, Jack blindsides him with a shot to the head that immediately opens a large gash. Niles tries to bail out of the ring but Jack grabs him and drops him to the mat with a shot to the jaw and mounts him and pummels Niles to a bloody pulp. The ref tries to pull Jack off of Niles, but MHJ turns and nails the ref between the eyes. Niles leaves the ring and tries to escape through the crowd, but Jack catches him and pounds him some more, leaving jagged cuts down Niles back. Moose is out of control, rage burns in his eyes. Jack grabs Niles and rakes his eyes, Niles screams in pain and drops to his knees. Moose pulls Niles up and hits a heart punch that leaves a blood mark on Niles side. Niles falls to his knees, his eyes get glassy as he clutches his chest. Jack shoves the announcer aside and grabs a chair and lines up a shot for Niles head. As he swings the chair Concrete makes it to ringside and shoves Niles out of the way, but Crete can’t escape, the chair slams into the side of Concrete’s head, the force of the shot then sends Crete’s head into the steel ring post. CTG collapses to the floor, he clutches at his head and his eyes roll back. Niles makes a move toward Crete as if to save him, then grabs his title and heads to the back. Jack falls to his knees next to Crete and laughs. Jack grabs a barely conscious Concrete and screams “Now what? Now how are you gonna win the title? I told you, hahahahahahhahahahahha.” Jack gets a few shots in to Concrete’s head before security floods ringside and pulls Jack away.
WINNER – No Contest, no match
The medical staff rushes to ring side and put Crete in a neck brace. Jack watches the gurney roll up the ramp and laughs. The last shot we see is of Niles Anderson clutching his title, a mixed look of joy and concern spreads across his face.
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