Blood on the Walls II from Chevy Chase MD 4/27/14

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OOWF Blood on the Walls II PPV
Live! From Chevy Chase, Maryland
April 27, 2014

RORY ALBRIGHT vs. CHRIS EVANS vs. SHANE TUSKA

Tuska is announced first and makes his way to the ring. He stands in the corner and closes his eyes tightly and squats down and covers his ears. While he is doing that, Rory Albright is announced and makes his way to the ring accompanied by Carrie Weiss. He steps into the ring and hands Weiss his jacket and gets a little kiss on the cheek. Weiss leaves the ring and Chris Evans is about to be announced. Before any announcement is made, or any music plays, Chris Evans marches to the ring with a mic. He steps between the ropes, ignoring the boos of the crowd, and speaks.

January 7, 2009, Springfield, Maryland. I don’t expect you idiot fans to remember, but over five years, and about twenty five miles from here, Chris Evans brought greatness to the OOWF. That night, I DESTROYED Ressued Samoht and announced to the world that the greatest professional wrestler in the HISTORY of the sport was now in the OOWF.

<Evans paces around the ring a bit, looking very agitated, Tuska and Albright just stand in the corner watching him>

For five years, I was THE main event of the OOWF….whether I was actually IN the Main Event or not didn’t matter. Whatever match I was in was the ONLY one worth watching. For five years, I set the bar impossibly high for everyone, I was the gold standard of wrestling. And now? Now I look around…..Christian Carter…..Alexis Darling…..fucking ECOSYSTEM? THIS is what passes for championship caliber wrestlers these days? This is a bad fucking joke, that’s what it is.

<Evans stops and looks at Tuska and Albright>

and now this. The greatest wrestler to ever step foot in an OOWF ring, and I am reduced to playing nursemaid for a couple of wet behind the ears kids? I am expected to make you two look good…..and for what reason? It is clear neither of you can carry my fucking jock, and I am supposed to come out here and “put you over”?..........no……..you know what? No. It’s not happening. You two can have your little match all you want, I am “Lionheart” Chris Fucking Evans, and I sure as FUCK deserve better than this, and if the OOWF is not going to give me what I deserve? I am going to TAKE what I have earned.

<Evans drops the mic and leaves the ring and walks to the back without even looking back. The referee isn’t sure what to do, so he calls for the bell and I guess we are going to have ourselves a singles match>

SHANE TUSKA vs. RORY ALBRIGHT

Albright towers over Tuska, but Tuska doesn't appear to care. They exchange a 'nod' as if to say "well, I guess it's just us two' and then they lock up. Lots of power moves designed to re-position the other guy and the first five minutes or so passes without much of an upperhand for either. Eventually Albright's size works to his advantage, and he spends another ten minutes or so with big-man offense. Stiff clotheslines, headlocks, and well-timed suplexes start to wear on Tuska. Albright transitions from a headlock into a delayed vertical suplex, and they both crash to the mat. Albright pins, but Tuska kicks out at almost two. Albright isn't pleased and stands to put the boots to Tuska, but Tuska catches a foot with his hands and rolls, flipping Albright around and to the mat. Instead of going for the anklelock, Tuska runs to the ropes, and drops a leg. He kips up, hits the ropes again and then does an elbow drop. Third time's a charm, but Albright figures it out and rolls out of the way. Tuska sees him at the last minute though, and as Albright gets to his feet, Tuska prepares. The two men collide in the ring, and Tuska hits a power slam. He leaps upon Albright for the cover, one, two...NO. Albright kicks out with author-i-tay. They collide again, exchanging a few hockey punches, and hits The Plank! Albright goes for the pin, one, two...NO! Now it's Tuska's turn to kick out with author-i-tay, which he does, and back to the their feet. Some more hockey punches, and then Albright rushes Tuska, who drops him with a drop toe hold. Before he can get to his feet, Tuska comes back in at him with a running enziguiri, and then backs off, and gets the SILENCER. Albright drops like a ton of bricks and Tuska covers...one, two...THREE!
WINNER in 9:44 – Shane Tuska

TEXPRESS vs. SUICIDE KINGS

The Kings come to the ring first and the crowd boos the hell out of Reyna and Allen. They are littered with debris from a crowd that clearly has not forgotten what they did to Jamie Folz. The Kings climb between the ropes and taunt the crowd some more. Before they can riot, Texpress is announced. Chad and Zane come out from the back and the boos instantly turn to cheers that nearly blow the roof off the place. The crowd surges toward the aisle and Chad and Zane struggle to make it to the ring, high fiving and dodging hugs as best they can. The cowboys climb into the ring, keeping an eye on the Kings and head to opposite corners and climb the turnbuckles and salute the crowd, which causes the cheers to get even louder. They hop off the turnbuckles and head to their corners and share a few last minute instructions. Chad is going to start things for the Texans while Allen starts for the Kings. The referee calls for the bell and the match is underway!

Chad and Allen circle one another, Allen darts in and tries to grab Chad’s leg, but Chad moves out of the way, as Allen gets to his feet, Chad catches him with a drop kick to the jaw that sends him to the mat. Chad covers, but Allen bridges out of it before the referee gets to the mat, he grabs Chad’s arm and wrings it, then lands a crescent kick across his chest that sends Chad staggering to the ropes. Allen lands several forearms to the side of Chad’s head, then tries to whip him to the opposite ropes, but Chad reverses it. On the rebound, Chad leapfrogs Allen, as Allen bounds off the ropes, Chad tries a SUPERKICK, but Allen slides to the mat and avoids it, pops up behind Chad, and nearly clotheslines him out of his boots when he turns around.

Allen drops to the mat and blatantly chokes Chad and only breaks when the referee hits four. Allen drags Chad to the Kings corner and tags in Reyna, he springs over the top rope and drops a leg across Chad’s chest and covers, but Chad kicks out at two. Reyna pulls Chad to his feet and hooks him for a suplex, but before he hits it he reaches out and tags Allen. Reyna lifts Chad and holds him up for a few seconds, then brings him straight down BRAINBUSTER! Allen flies off the top rope with a FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH and KILLS an unaware Chad! Allen covers and hooks Chad’s leg, but Zane charges into the ring and breaks it up at two.

Allen pulls Chad up and drags him to the ropes and he and Reyna choke him on the top rope while the referee’s back turned. When the ref turns around, Reyna grabs Chad’s head and falls off the apron, slingshotting him off the top rope into the middle of the ring. Chad gets to one knee, and Allen POPS him with a low SUPERKICK that drops him right back to the mat. Allen snarls as he pulls Chad to his feet and backs him into the corner and paint brushes him with slaps to the face. He lands a hard knee to Chad’s midsection, then pulls him out of the corner and sets him up for a PILEDRIVER!

Before Allen can hit the move, Chad lifts him and turns it into an ALABAMA SLAM! The back of Allen’s head SLAMS against the mat and he lies there stunned for a moment. By the time he gets his bearings and tries to keep Chad from making the tag, it’s too late. Chad leaps toward the corner and tags the outstretched arm of Zane and the crowd EXPLODES!

Zane comes into the ring and drops Allen with a clothesline, then gives Reyna one as well when he comes into the ring. Zane pulls Reyna to his feet and launches him over the top rope to the floor. Allen fights back to his feet and charges at Zane, but Zane snaps him to the mat with a SNAP POWERSLAM! Reyna comes in and tries to attack from behind with a double axe handle to the back of the head, but Zane catches him with a mule kick to the gut, then sends him to the ropes and grabs him on the rebound and PLANTS him with a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Reyna rolls out of the ring and slumps to the floor.

Zane pulls Allen to his feet and lands a spinning fist to the temple, then lifts Allen into a BACKBREAKER. Allen howls in pain, but doesn’t give up, so Zane drops to his knees and Allen bounces off his shoulders and grabs his back in pain. Allen tries to claw his way to the Kings corner to make a much needed tag, but Zane grabs Allen’s leg and pulls him back to the middle of the ring, then lifts him in the air and hits a DEADLIFT GERMAN SUPLEX! As Zane gets back to his feet, the referee is distracted and Reyna comes in with a chain wrapped around his fist and BLASTS Zane right between the eyes! The big man falls to the mat and Reyna disappears, ditching the chain in the process.

Allen drags himself to a prone Zane and drapes his arm across his chest, Reyna races around the ring and pulls Chad off the apron and they start brawling. One…..two…..thre….NO! Zane manages to roll his shoulder! Allen cannot believe it. Reyna can’t believe it either and stares at the ring in disbelief, which allows Chad to POP him with a SUPERKICK to the jaw! Reyna falls to the floor, barely conscious. Chad hops back onto the apron and calls for a bloody Zane to make the tag. The crowd roots Zane on, and he finally makes the tag and Chad springs over the top rope into the ring.

Allen makes it to his corner, but Reyna isn’t there. He pulls himself to his feet and staggers into the corner, and Chad charges across the ring and NAILS him with a SCORPION SPLASH in the corner! Allen takes a few steps out of the corner and falls face first to the mat. He tries to roll out of the ring, but Chad catches him on the apron and hooks him for a suplex to bring him in the hard way. What the referee doesn’t see, is that when Chad lifts Allen, Reyna grabs his foot from the outside and messes up his balance. Chad falls to the mat with Allen on top of him, on the outside, Reyna grabs both of Chad’s feet, preventing him from kicking out, and the Kings get a very tainted win.
WINNERS in 22:48 – Suicide Kings

After the match, Reyna pulls Allen out of the ring and they hightail it to the back. Zane looks stunned while Chad tries to explain what happened. The referee never saw it, so he can’t change the decision. Chad and Zane are not happy at all, and become even less so when they see the Kings celebrating a stolen win at the top of the ramp.

STANK vs. POWER

“I’ve Got the Power” plays and Power makes her way to the ring with her entourage of Sunny and her bodyguards. Power appears to be pumped up for this match, which is a big test for her. She slaps hands and climbs into the ring. Sunny backs her in the corner and gets her to focus and Power’s demeanor immediately changes. Soon she is ultra-focused on the task at hand. Sunny smiles and gives her a kiss on the cheek and leaves the ring and stands at ringside flanked by her bodyguards.

“Skin” plays and Stank steps out from the back. The crowd boos him loudly, but he pays zero attention to them. The big man, and OOWF legend makes his way to the ring and slowly circles, pausing to eye Sunny for a moment before the bodyguards close in. Stank smirks and continues on his way around the ring. He climbs onto the apron and steps between the ropes and walks to the middle o the ring and stands there defiantly with his arms folded across his chest, almost daring Power to make the first move. To her credit, Power doesn’t move a muscle, even though Stank’s association with the Saints, and her sister, has got to be eating her alive. The referee signals for the bell, and this match is ready to go.

Power moves out of the corner slowly and she and Stank lock up, but Stank shoves her off to the mat. Power quickly rolls to her feet and stares at Stank. They lock up again and Stank grabs a side head lock and Power tries to send him to the ropes, but Stank puts on the brakes and grinds to a halt and tightens up the headlock dropping Power to one knee. She fights back to her feet and tries to lift Stank for a belly to back suplex, but the big man won’t budge. He hammers Power with several punches to the face that sends her staggering around the ring. She stumbles into the corner and Stank tries to charge in and catch her with a big splash, but Power moves out of the way and Stank gets nothing but turnbuckle.

As Stank staggers out of the corner, Power hits the ropes and nails him with a spinning forearm to the chest that rocks the big man but doesn’t send him to the mat. Power bounds off the ropes and lands another shot. Stank teeters on the brink, but does not go down. Power hits the ropes a third time and charges at Stank with another spinning forearm, but Stank ducks, catches Power and takes her to the mat with a belly to back suplex that folds her in half. Stank gets to his feet and snarls and pulls Power up and slams her between the eyes with a headbutt. Power drops to her knees and holds her face, and we can see blood running between her fingers from what is almost certainly a broken nose.

As Power struggles to her feet, Stank nails a clothesline that sends her over the ropes to the floor. Stank leaves the ring and grabs her and lifts her and destroys her with an APRON POWERBOMB! Power howls in pain and falls to the floor holding her back while blood runs from her nose. Power snarls and gets to her feet and goes after Stank, and the two of them slug it out. The referee is counting, and Power quickly ducks into the ring to break the count, then right back out again.

Power ducks a clothesline attempt from Stank and catches him with a drop kick to the knee, then climbs onto the Corinthian Announce Table and waits for Stank to stand. When he gets to his feet, Power grabs him in a front facelock and lands a TORNADO DDT off the table! Stank SPIKES face first to the floor and doesn’t move. Power shows her impressive strength by deadlifting the big man and rolling him under the bottom rope. Power slides in and covers, but Stank kicks out just before the three count.

Power pulls Stank to his feet and backs him into the corner and repeatedly hammers him with punches to the head. Power climbs the turnbuckle and lands the TEN PUNCHES OF DOOM, the crowd chants along, then Power BITES Stank on the forehead, which draws cheers from the crowd as well. Power hops off the ropes and charges in again and hits Stank with a flying knee to the face. Stank falls to the mat sitting in the corner, Power backs to the opposite corner and charges and hits a delayed drop kick right to Stank’s jewels! The big man howls in pain and rolls under the bottom rope to the floor where he sinks to his knees in obvious pain.

Power slides out of the ring and gabs Stank’s head from behind and repeatedly crossfaces him until she opens a gash on Stank’s head the hard way. As blood spurts from Stank’s forehead, Power hits a short LUNGBLOWER while Stank is on his knees, awkwardly bending him backward. Power pulls him up and rolls him into the ring and covers again, but Stank kicks out at two. Power waits for Stank to get to his feet, then grabs him around the waist and hits a BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX! The crowd oooohs at Power’s show of strength, but the move seems to have awakened something in Stank. The big man gets to his feet and wipes the blood from his face and flicks it at Power.

The two of them meet in the middle of the ring and start throwing haymakers at one another. Stank gets the upper hand and kicks Power in the gut, lifts her and hits a BUCKLE BOMB! As Power staggers out of the corner, Stank lifts her on his shoulders for a STANK-U, but Power slips off his shoulders and lifts Stank from behind and hits a BURNING HAMMER! HOLY SHIT! Power moves to cover Stank, but Stank is on one knee already. Power charges in, and Stank gets up and catches her by the throat and plants her with a BLACK HOLE SLAM!

Power rolls away from Stank and slowly gets to her feet, spitting a glob of blood to the mat. Once again the two powers meet in the middle of the ring and start throwing punches. Power starts to get the better of the exchange and Stank grabs her nose. Power howls in pain and falls to her knees, Stank grabs her head and repeatedly slams her in the face with knees until there is MORE blood pouring from her face. Power shoves Stank back and gets to her feet and comes after Stank with forearms to the face again, rocking the big man. Power kicks Stank and grabs him and lifts him for a SUPLEX! Power keeps him up there for a long time (considering Stank’s size) then turns and PLANTS the big man with a POWER DRIVER!

Power gets to her feet, clearly exhausted and waits for Stank to stand up. She backs to the corner and as Stank stands she hits a SPEAR! Power bounds off the ropes and hits a big SPLASH and covers, but Stank kicks out at two. Stank struggles to his feet and staggers into the corner, Power charges in and tries another big splash, but Stank catches her and SWATS her to the mat! The back of Power’s head SLAMS against the mat. Stank hits the ropes and lands the STANKONIA! Stank covers, but Power rolls her shoulder at two.

Stank pulls Power up and sends her to the ropes and kicks her in the gut on the rebound and sets her up for the STANKBOMB, but Power slips off his shoulders and runs to the ropes, on the rebound Stank spins and NAILS her with a back fist that sends Power through the ropes to the floor. Stank leaves the ring and pulls Power up and lifts her and hits the STANK BOMB, but the first powerbomb is on the apron, the second one is THROUGH the Siberian Announce Table and the third is on the floor. Stank stands over Power for a moment and stares down at her, then climbs back into the ring content to take a count out win. The crowd is roaring for Power to get to her feet. Sunny races around the ring and encourages her and she begins to stir. At five she is on one knee, though badly dazed. At seven she is on her feet using the apron to stand up, eight…..nine….te….Power slides under the bottom rope JUST before the referee hits ten! The crowd roars for this match continuing.

Stank, however, is not as happy. He wipes the blood from his face and grabs Power and whips her HARD into the corner and follows her in with a big clothesline! Stank keeps her trapped in the corner, then lifts her and sets her on the top rope for the CTG! Stank grabs Power and tries to hook her, but Power fights the move with everything she has. Stank climbs to the middle rope and hammers Power with punches and headbutts trying to bludgeon her into unconsciousness. Power begins to fight back and rocks Stank with a series of punches to the face. Stank teeters about to fall, but Power grabs him, stands up and jumps over his shoulder and lands on her feet and gets under Stank and tries to POWERBOMB HIM OFF THE TOP ROPE! No way……no way. Stank fights the move with punches to Power’s head, but Power seems to get a second burst of wind and lifts Stank off the turnbuckle and walks to the middle of the ring and hits a SPINNING SIT OUT POWERBOMB! MY GOD! HAS STANK EVER BEEN POWERBOMBED BEFORE? Power crawls over to Stank and drapes her arm across his chest, one….two…..THREE! WHAT AN UPSET!
WINNER in 29:01 – Power

Power slowly gets to her feet and sees Stank lying in the corner with a look of shock on his face. She grins when she realizes what she has done. As Power turns around she sees Chloe standing in the ring grinning like a Cheshire cat. Power’s mood immediately changes, she snarls and goes after Chloe, but Chloe quickly bails out of the ring. Power screams for her to come back and fight, with that, Power never sees Moose roll into the ring with Happy Deth Bat. As Power turns around, Moose charges and SLAMS her in the face with the bat! Sunny screams in horror on the outside and Chloe slides back into the ring and she and Moose put the boots to Power. Stank soon joins in and it is a three on one beat down. Chloe leaves the ring while Moose and Stank pound Power into oblivion and she slowly approaches Sunny. The security steps in front of her and both reach to their hips, are they packing WEAPONS? We never get a chance to find out because MURPHY’S LAW hits the ring with baseball bats and clears the ring of Moose and Stank. The Saints regroup on the outside while the Murphy’s help Power to her feet. Power takes a moment to get her head together, then takes one of the bats and points it at Chloe. Chloe goes berserk and tries to climb into the ring, but Moose and Stank stop her. Officials race to the ring and manage to restore order before another brawl erupts. They manage to get Power and her entourage and Stank to the back without further incident.

SAINTS OF SINNERS vs. MURPHY’S LAW

Both teams are already at ringside so we have no introductions. Moose races around the ring and attacks Dee from behind, sending her shoulder first into the stairs. Chloe goes the opposite direction and catches DK from behind with a shot to the back of the head with her cast as he goes to help his sister. DK drops like he’s been shot! Chloe pulls DK up by the hair and POSTS him face first into the ring post! DK falls to the floor, blood already starting to run down his face. Moose pulls Dee up and scoops her up and drops her shoulder first across his knee. Moose then pulls Daniella to her knees and holds her arm out, Chloe climbs onto the apron and leaps off and drops a knee right across Dee’s shoulder driving her to the concrete floor! Dee howls in pain and grabs her shoulder. Moose pulls her up and rolls her under the bottom rope. With the ref distracted, Chloe goes back to a dazed DK and pulls him to the barricade and pulls a pair of handcuffs from her boot and cuffs DK to the guardrail! Chloe lands a few stiff kicks to DK’s face, then casually walks around the ring and climbs onto the apron. With the action now in the ring, the referee calls for the bell, did he even notice one of the people in this match is handcuffed to the guardrail?

Moose stretches Dee’s arm out and repeatedly drives knees into her shoulder. Dee howls in pain, the referee checks on her, but Dee doesn’t give up. Moose pulls her up and wrings her arm, Daniella grimaces in pain, but regains her composure and spits in Moose’s face. Moose snaps her arm and Daniella drops to one knee, then gets up and hammers Moose in the face with forearms. Moose backs across the ring, but as Daniella tries to hit the ropes, he grabs her arm and arm drags her to the mat and tags in Chloe.

Chloe comes in and stomps right on Daniella’s shoulder. Chloe walks around the ring for a moment and taunts the fans while Daniella slowly gets to her feet. Dee’s arm hangs limply at her side. Chloe turns around and lands a drop kick right to the shoulder that sends Daniella back to the mat again. Dee tries to protect her arm from Chloe’s onslaught, but Chloe is like a beast unleashed. She drops knees, stomps and elbows onto Dee’s arm, then leaves the ring and drags Daniella to the corner and slams her arm into the ringpost, then pulls her shoulder first into the steel. As she skips back around the ring, she kicks DK in the ribs just as he was getting to his hands and knees. Chloe climbs back into the ring and walks over to Daniella, who is slumped in the corner holding her shoulder, and drops to her knees in front of her and gives her the most sympathetic look she can muster, and we hear her say “awwww, Dee Dee got a boo boo?” Daniella snarls and slams Chloe in the face with a headbutt sending her backward into the ring.

Dee gets to her feet slowly and screams for Chloe to get to her feet. As she does, Dee peppers her with chops, backing her across the ring into the corner. Dee grabs Chloe with her good arm and tries a whip across the ring, but Chloe reverses it and sends Dee to the corner, she crashes into the turnbuckle shoulder first and staggers backward, Chloe grabs her from behind and hammerlocks her arm and DRIVES her to the mat with a HAMMERLOCK SUPLEX! Dee writhes in pain while Chloe just sits there with a sadistic grin on her face.

Outside the ring, DK begins to stir and hears his sister cry in pain and tries to get to his feet and realizes he is handcuffed to the bottom of the steel barricade! DK flips right the fuck out and starts slamming the barricade and kicking it, pulling as hard as he can, but to no avail, the cuffs aren’t going anywhere. DK yells for officials to help him out and the fans start screaming for someone to come help him. Danny Taylor and Vic come to ringside with several officials and they try to free DK, but there is nothing they can do. Someone yells for bolt cutters and a junior official races to the back to look for some.

Meanwhile in the ring, Chloe has tagged in Moose, and Moose had Dee in a top wristlock, putting all kinds of pressure on her shoulder. Dee appears to be delirious with pain, but refuses to give up. Moose taunts DK and Danny from the ring asking them what they are going to do. Dee begins to fight to her feet, but Moose drives her back to the mat with an ARMBREAKER! Moose laughs at Dee’s pain and gets on his hands and knees and taunts her, screaming for her to get up and fight. Dee takes her good arm and digs her fingers into Moose’s eyes and slowly gets to her feet. She backs a howling Moose into the corner and hammers him with elbows to the side of the head. Once again though, before Dee can get any momentum, Moose drives his elbow into Dee’s shoulder and she staggers to the middle of the ring.

Moose smirks and goes after her, but Dee turns on him and hits a SPINNING LEG LARIAT that sends Moose staggering into the referee! They crack heads and the ref falls between the ropes to the floor and Moose staggers toward Dee, she kicks him in the gut and hits the STUNNER! STUNNER! STUNNER! Dee covers, but there is no referee, but Chloe comes in and breaks it up with a kick to Dee’s shoulder anyway.

Just then, a new referee races to the ring and slides under the bottom rope……it’s BEN COLEMAN! Moose and Chloe both smirk at this and continue their assault on Dee’s shoulder. The junior official who went looking for bolt cutters makes his way back to ringside, and they try to cut the cuffs, but Coleman leaves the ring and grabs the bolt cutters and DK nearly goes apoplectic. Danny tries to get the bolt cutters back, but Chapman warns Danny that if he touches him, he will be suspended. The other officials argue the point, but Chapman doesn’t relent. He reminds them that HE is now the official official for the match, and his word is LAW. DK shoves everyone aside and frees that section of guardrail and begins moving toward the ring, what the HELL is he doing?

DK heaves the guardrail section onto the apron, he is going to bring the whole damn thing into the ring with him! Moose tags in Chloe, and she comes in and grabs Dee and whips her to the ropes, Dee SLAMS into the guardrail shoulder first, knocking it down onto DK on the floor, she staggers backward and falls to the mat, and Chloe grabs Dee and traps her in the LONDON DUNGEON! Chloe leans back HARD and Dee screams in pain and immediately begins tapping! Chapman leans in and checks several times to see if Dee really wants to quit, she just taps harder and harder as Chloe tries to rip her arm off her body. Danny sees this from the outside and climbs onto the apron and steps into the ring, but Chloe releases the hold, and she and Jack bail out of the ring and head to the back.
WINNERS in 15:55 – The Saints of Sinners

Danny checks on Dee and the officials grab the bolt cutters and free DK, he rolls into the ring and checks on his sister and is LIVID at what went down. Dee gets to her feet, but her arm hangs limply by her side and she is clearly in INTENSE pain. Danny and DK help her to the back as the crowd cheers her effort.

STAN FULTON vs. GHOSTHEAD – Winner Gets an OOWF World Heavyweight Title Shot Next Week

“Reinvention’ plays and “The Crusher” Stan Fulton comes out from the back and slowly makes his way to the ring. The crowd boos the Saint of Sinners loudly, but Fulton pays them no mind, he circles the ring kicking some of the wreckage from earlier in the night out of the way, then climbs into the ring and waits in the corner. “Divide the Hate” plays next and Ghosthead comes out from the back. He makes his way to the ring and gets a few more cheers than usual, maybe because he is facing Stan Fulton, maybe because of what he went through this past week. Either way, Ghost doesn’t acknowledge the crowd. He climbs into the ring and the two move to the middle of the ring and go nose to nose.

The referee steps in for instructions, Stan and Ghost bump fists then take a step back, the bell rings and they slowly circle one another each looking an opening. They lock up and Ghost grabs Stan’s arm and wrings it then heads to the corner and scales the ropes and leaps off driving an elbow down on Stan’s shoulder, dropping Stan to one knee. Ghost bounds off the ropes and tries a SHINING WIZARD, but Stan gets back to his feet and turns Ghost inside out with a big CLOTHESLNIE! Fulton pulls Ghost to his feet and sends him to the ropes and takes him to the mat with a big shoulder block, then drops an elbow across his chest and covers, but Ghost kicks out at two.

Stan pulls Ghost to a sitting position and lands a stiff kick to the back that makes Ghost wince in pain. Stan pulls Ghost up and sends him to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon and Ghost sidesteps and hits a SIDE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Ghost is quickly to his feet and he drops an leg across Stan’s chest, then heads to the corner and waits for Fulton to get to his feet. As Stan stands, Ghost leaps off the top rope and nails him with a knee to the face. Fulton staggers across the ring and falls on the middle rope throat first. Ghost baseball slides out of the ring and POPS Stan with an UPPERCUT to the jaw that sends the big man back into the ring. Ghost climbs onto the apron and springs over the top rope and drops an elbow across Stan’s chest and covers again, but Stan powers out at two.

Ghost gets to his feet and waits for Stan to get to one knee, then hits the ropes and tries an EIDOLON, but Stan catches him in mid air and spins him to the mat with a BLACK HOLE SLAM! Stan covers, but before the referee hits the mat, Ghost reaches up and traps Fulton in a leg scissors and tries to turn it into a GOGOLPATA! Fulton fights the move, then pulls Ghost up for a POWERBOMB and throws him into the corner, BUCKLE BOMB! Ghost slumps in the corner and Stan charges in, but Ghost moves out of the way. Stan stops himself before he crashes into the corner, but when he turns around Ghost POPS him with a SUPERKICK to the jaw! Fulton falls between the ropes to the floor.

As soon as Stan gets up, Ghost charges across the ring and dives between the ropes and slams into Stan, sending him back first into the guardrail. Ghost rolls Stan back into the ring and covers, but Fulton rolls his shoulder at two. Ghost pulls Stan up and hits a spinning heel kick to the face, then grabs him for the VEX VICE, but Fulton hammers Ghost with elbows to the side of the head breaking the hold. Ghost hits the ropes and tries a cross body block, but Fulton catches him and hefts him onto his shoulders and drives him to the mat with a SAMOAN DROP! You can hear the air driven out of Ghost’s lungs. Stan gets to his feet and measures Ghost, then hits a FALLING HEADBUTT right to the groinal area. Ghost writhes in pain and Fulton covers, but Ghost gets his foot on the bottom rope breaking it up at two.

Stan pulls Ghost up and sends him to the ropes, then grabs him on the rebound in a bug BEARHUG! Ghost tries to fight the move with punches to Stan’s head, but Fulton just squeezes tighter. Ghost begins to fade and Stan rag dolls him. Ghost goes limp and the referee checks his arm, it falls once, twice, thre……NO! Ghost stops it just before it falls! He tries to fire a few more shots at Stan’s head, but it does no good. He claps Stan’s ears and the big man staggers, but refuses to let go. Finally he digs his fingers into Stan’s eyes. Fulton howls in pain and finally breaks the hold. Ghost staggers to the ropes gasping for air while Stan staggers around the ring trying to clear his vision.

Ghost recovers first and flies at Stan with a SICK KICK! Fulton spins around and falls to the mat, this might just do it, one…..two…..NO! Stan kicks out! Ghost snarls and pulls Stan to his feet and backs him into the corner and BLISTERS him with chops to the chest. Ghost climbs to the middle turnbuckle and repeatedly drives elbows down on Stan’s head. The referee forces the break and Stan staggers out of the corner. Ghost waits in the corner and when Stan turns around, he charges, but Fulton was playing possum and he nearly breaks Ghost’s neck with the CLEAR CUT! Ghost flies out of the ring and lies face down on the floor and doesn’t move at all. Stan moves to the corner and falls back breathing hard and grabbing his back in pain.

The referee starts the count and it looks like Fulton is going to win by countout, but Ghost summons something deep within himself and manages to get to his feet and roll into the ring just before the ten count. As Ghost lies on the mat, Stan hits the opposite ropes and tries a DROP LINE, but Ghost rolls back out of the ring and Stan crashes and burns. Fulton sits up holding his arm and shoulder, Ghost climbs back into the ring and waits for Fulton to get to his feet and hits the EIDOLON! Stan falls into the ropes and gets caught in the second and third ropes. As the referee tries to free him, Ghost lands several STIFF kicks to Fulton’s face that stun the big man. The referee finally frees him and Fulton slumps to the mat.

Ghost pulls Stan to his feet and knees him in the face several times, then PLANTS him with a DDT! Ghost senses his time may be now, so he rolls Stan over and climbs to the top rope and tries a FROG SPLASH, but Stan gets his knees up! Fulton’s knee slams into Ghost’s jaw and his head snaps back and he staggers to the ropes and falls onto the apron. Fulton slowly gets to his feet and walks to the ropes and pulls Ghost and hits another CLEAR CUT sending Ghost to the floor! Fulton backs across the ring and the referee starts another ten count.

Somehow Ghost gets to his feet at seven, Stan walks across the ring and grabs Ghost by the hair and pulls him from the floor into a VERTICAL SUPLEX ON THE MIDDLE ROPE! Stan falls back and Ghost slams into the mat. Fulton floats over and covers, but Ghost kicks out at two. Stan pulls Ghost up and peppers him with punches to the chest, then sends him to the ropes and PLANTS him with a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Ghost is in trouble now. Fulton pulls Ghost up again and DRIVES him to the mat with a POWERBOMB then climbs to the middle rope for the CRUSHER but now Ghost was playing a little possum and he gets to his feet and stuns Fulton with a running kick to the face. Stan slumps on the ropes. Ghost struggles to get to his feet then drives several elbows down on the back of Fulton’s head, grabs a side head lock and tries a BULLDOG out of the corner, but Stan puts on the brakes and turns it into a BACKDROP DRIVER! Stan bridges, one….two…..THREE!

The referee raises Stan’s arm, but another referee quickly comes to the ring and points out that Fulton’s shoulders were ALSO on the mat. They debate it back and forth for a few minutes while Stan stands there looking stunned. Ghost stands in the corner wondering what the hell is going on and finally GM the Nate comes to the ring to try and sort things out. They look at the replay on the OOTron and you can clearly see that both men had their shoulders down for the three count. The crowd breaks into a “LET THEM FIGHT” chant but they have already gone at it for almost forty-five minutes. Nate thinks for a minute then says something to Ghost and he slowly nods, he then goes over to Stan and says something to him as well. Stan looks irritated, but finally nods. GM the Nate grabs a mic

Ladies and Gentlemen, based on the video evidence of the finish of this match, it is clear that both men’s shoulders were down for the three count. Because of that, the official outcome of this match is a draw……<crowd boos this> HOWEVER…..because this was a match to determine the number one contender to the OOWF World Heavyweight title, and the winner would receive a match at MidWeek Mayhem this week against either Carter or Mai……..I have decided that the World Heavyweight Title match will now be a THREE WAY DANCE! Ghosthead vs. Stan Fulton vs. either Mai Muyo or Christian Carter!

The crowd pops for this and Stan leaves the ring and starts to the back, but Christian Carter sprints to the ring. He slides under the bottom rope and gets right in Nate’s face, screaming at him that this s not fair, he can’t do this, there will be hell to pay, etcetera. Alexis Darling makes her way to the ring as well and does not look happy. Nate refuses to change the decision, and Carter grabs him by the shirt, but Ghost charges in and NAILS Carter with a shot to the face. As the champ turns around, Ghost sprays the BLACK MIST but Carter turns around just in time and gets it all over his back. He quickly bails out of the ring and yells for Alexis to get it off of him. Lexie grabs a towel from ringside and furiously wipes the deadly mist off his back. Carter backs up the ramp glaring at Ghost, while he and Lexie do this, Fulton stands at the top of the ramp watching it all with a little smirk on his face.
WINNER – No Contest/double pin at 43:41

LD WILLIAMS vs. TOMMY WILDER – Submission Match

LD Williams is announced first and makes his way to the ring. The OOWF veteran gets a smattering of cheers, but mostly boos, though you would never know it from the look on his face. Williams steps in the ring and waits with his hands on his knees for what is about to come. Tommy Wilder’s music hits and he sprints to the ring and slides under the bottom rope and goes right after LD! The bell rings and the action is underway!

Wilder starts fast, hammering LD with punches and kicks, backing LD against the ropes. Tommy tries a whip to the ropes, but LD reverses it and sends Wilder in, but Tommy slides between his legs and pops to his feet and lands a perfect drop kick to LD’s jaw as he stands up. Williams spins to his feet and Tommy is on him, landing several more shots to the side of the head, then punctuating it with a spinning heel kick to the side of the head that staggers LD. Tommy sends LD to the ropes and snaps off a perfect HURRACARANA! LD slides out of the ring to the floor and tries to regroup.

As Williams walks around ringside, Tommy starts to dive between the ropes, and LD hits the floor quickly. Tommy catches himself on the ropes and stops, when LD stands up Tommy is waiting on the apron, he springs off the middle rope and lands a sweet MOONSAULT, sending LD to the floor. Tommy pulls LD to his feet and rolls him back into the ring. Wilder backs LD into the corner and repeatedly chops the holy shit out of him. LD gets annoyed and grabs Wilder and reverses him in the corner and unleashes CANADIAN VIOLENCE beating Wilder to the mat.

LD walks out of the corner and looks out at the crowd who is booing him loudly. When he turns back around, Wilder is on his feet wild-eyed, and yells for LD to bring it! LD charges into the corner, but Tommy kicks him in the gut and leaps over and sunset flips LD to the mat, but pins mean nothing in this, Wilder grabs LD’s leg and stands up and traps him in an ANKLE LOCK! LD tries to escape, but Wilder holds on like a bulldog. Finally LD makes it to the bottom rope forcing the break.

Tommy releases the hold and LD tries to slide out of the ring head first to get a break, but Wilder springs over the top rope and drops a leg across the back of Wilder’s head driving him to the floor. Tommy once again gives LD no rest and rolls him back into the ring and shoves him into the corner. Tommy pulls LD up and sets him on the top rope and climbs up for a SUPERPLEX, but LD holds on and lands several punches to Tommy’s ribs, then shoves him off the middle rope to the mat. LD climbs to the top rope and leaps for a DOUBLE AXE HANDLE, but Wilder POPS him with a SUPERKICK to the jaw! LD hits the mat, dazed, and Wilder grabs LD’s leg and traps him in a FIGURE FOUR!

Williams howls in pain, but quickly tries to roll the move over. Wilder fights it, but Williams finally reverses it and Wilder breaks the hold immediately. Tommy gets to his feet first and grabs Wilder’s legs again and tries another figure four, but Wilder grabs him by the hair and hammers him with punches to the face. Tommy staggers away and LD gets to his feet. He stalks Wilder and catches him with several kicks to the hamstring that makes the high flyer limp noticeably. LD chop blocks Tommy and sends him to the mat, then locks Wilder in an INDIAN DEATH LOCK! Tommy snarls in pain, but refuses to quit. He drags himself to the ropes and finally grabs the bottom strand forcing the break.

LD pulls Wilder to his feet and throws him into the corner, Wilder slams into the turnbuckle chest first and staggers backward and LD takes him down with a clothesline to the back of the head. LD grabs Wilder’s leg and drags him to the corner then leaves the ring and repeatedly SLAMS his leg into the ring post, then traps him in a POST FIGURE FOUR! Tommy howls in pain and grits his teeth to keep from tapping. He endures the move for over a minute before LD breaks the hold. Tommy drags himself to the middle of the ring holding his knee in pain. LD slowly climbs onto the apron and into the ring, eyeing Wilder like a predator eyes wounded prey.

Tommy struggles to his feet and tries to put weight on his knee and limps badly. Williams stalks him and hammers him with forearms and headbutts to the back of the head. He grabs Wilder in a side head lock, and Tommy grabs LD’s leg and throws him for a sort of belly to back, but LD lands awkwardly, damn near Sabu-ing himself! Williams grabs the back of his neck and lies motionless on the mat. The referee moves in to check on him and there appears to be some legitimate concern. Wilder stands in the corner, not entirely sure what to do. The referee comes over to him after talking to LD and says something, then backs up so the action can continue.

Tommy charges across the ring and pulls a dazed Williams to a sitting position and locks on the BUZZKILL! Williams immediately taps out and Wilder breaks the hold and lets LD down rather gently. He gets to his feet and the ref raises his arm and Wilder immediately bails out of the ring and heads to the back, slapping hands with the fans, but he also has a look of genuine concern on his face.
WINNER in 18:22 – Tommy Wilder

Moose, Chloe, Stank and Stan all come to ringside with the OOWF Medical Staff and check on LD. He is lying in the middle of the ring and still hasn’t moved. They call for the backboard and all that and LD gets loaded up and taken to the back. Folks, we will update you on LD’s condition as soon as we hear something.

ALEXANDER DARLING vs. DANNY TAYLOR – Best of Five Series, Match 5 – Continued

GM the Nate comes out from the back and steps into the ring with a mic.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to let everyone know that LD Williams has been taken to Chevy Chase Memorial Hospital……we will update his condition as soon as we can. <crowd cheers>……unfortunately, I have another bit of bad news. Due to a clerical error on the part of our medical staff……it seems like Danny Taylor and Alexander Darling’s medical releases were sent to an OOWF executive account that that person no longer has access to. In other words, while TECHNICALLY they have been medically cleared, due to insurance rules and other red tape crap, Danny Taylor vs. Alexander Darling cannot wrestle tonight <crowd boos this loudly> I know, I know……it sucks. The OOWF would like to offer our deepest apologies and we promise that Danny and Alex will finish their Best of Five series at the earliest possible date. Thank you, and enjoy the show!

ECOSYSTEM vs. MIRANDA WILLIAMS – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match

Miranda Williams is announced first and makes her way to the ring. The crowd erupts with an LD! LD! LD! Chant. Miranda steps between the ropes and climbs the turnbuckle and acknowledges the cheers. There is no way her mind can be focused on this match 100%. Miranda climbs off the ropes and takes a quick knee in the corner while Ecosystem is announced. Juni comes to the ring in his immaculately tailored suit with the Onslaught championship around his waist. He takes the title off and lays it on the apron, then slowly takes off his jacket, tie, dress shirt and pants. Eco grabs the title and climbs into the ring and hands it to the referee. The ref holds the title up and calls the two to the middle of the ring where they shake hands. Eco says something to Miranda and she just nods. They back up to their corners, the referee calls for the bell and the fifteen minute time limit begins.

Miranda and Eco lock up, Miranda takes Eco to the mat with an arm drag and locks on an arm bar. Eco quickly fights to his feet and backs Miranda into the corner. The referee calls for the clean break and gets it, but as soon as they break, Miranda slips behind Juni and rolls him up for a quick two count. Eco kicks out and gets to his feet, but Miranda grabs a headlock and flips Eco to the mat. Eco rolls Miranda onto her shoulders and gets a two count, but Miranda pushes herself back to a vertical base and keeps the head lock on. Eco fights to his feet and sends Miranda to the ropes and tries a shoulder block on the rebound, but Miranda takes him to the mat. Miranda runs the ropes, but Eco takes her to the mat with a drop toe hold on the rebound. He waits for Miranda to get to one knee, then hits a spinning heel kick that catches her right in the face and knocks her back to the mat. Eco covers, but Miranda kicks out at two.

Juni pulls Miranda to her feet and grabs a front face lock and lands several knees to her face, then hooks her and takes her to the mat with a SNAP SUPLEX! Eco rolls through and pulls Miranda up again and slips behind her and grabs her around the waist for a German suplex, but Miranda reaches down and grabs Eco’s leg and pulls him to the mat then quickly traps him in a FIGURE FOUR! Eco howls in pain and quickly grabs the bottom rope to force the break.

Ecosystem has used his first rope break

Eco and Miranda both get to their feet, Miranda grabs Eco and sends him to the ropes and tries a clothesline on the rebound, but Eco ducks the clothesline and floats over and PLANTS Miranda with a DDT! Eco rolls Miranda over and covers, but Miranda kicks out at two. Eco pulls her to her feet and sends her to the ropes and connects with a spinning heel kick to the gut that doubles Miranda over. Eco grabs her and goes for a PILEDRIVER, but Miranda backdrops out of it. Eco pops too his feet and turns around and eats a SUPERKICK to the face that sends him staggering back into the corner.

Miranda charges in and lands a big leg lariat that sends her over the top rope to the floor, and drops Eco to a sitting position on the mat. Miranda slips back into the ring and heads to the opposite corner and charges at Eco and BLASTS him with a knee to the face. Miranda pulls Eco out of the corner and lifts him onto her shoulders and flips into a ROLLING SENTON then rolls through and springs to the middle rope, hits the top rope and lands a PERFECT MOONSAULT! Miranda covers, but Eco kicks out just before the three count.

Miranda pulls Eco to his feet and whips him into the corner and charges in after him, but Eco gets his foot up catching Miranda right on the jaw. As Miranda staggers away holding her jaw doubled over in pain, Eco grabs her arm and grapevines it and drives her to the mat with a SHORT DDT. Eco covers, but Miranda gets her hand on the bottom rope just before the three forcing the break.

Miranda has used her first rope break

Eco pulls Miranda to her feet and scoops her up and slams her into the corner and ties her into the TREE OF WOE! Eco casually walks back to the opposite corner and charges in, but Miranda sits up and Eco SLAMS into the corner. He staggers backward a little, clearly stunned, Miranda steps to the top rope and backflips over Eco, lands on her feet and shoves him into the corner and rolls backward into the CHAOS THEORY! Miranda hits the German and bridges hard, one…..two…..thre……NO! Eco kicks out at the last second.

Eco tries to roll out of the ring, but Miranda doesn’t give him a second to escape, she grabs him from behind and sends him back into the ring. Eco gets to his feet and staggers a bit, then hits the ropes and charges at Miranda, but Miranda stops him cold with a kick to the gut, then grabs him and hits a CANADIAN DESTROYER! The crowd pops huge for this! Miranda covers Eco, one…..two……thre….NO! Eco gets his foot on the bottom rope saving himself once again!

Eco has used his second rope break

Miranda waits for Eco to get to his feet and grabs his arm and tries to spin him to the mat for the CRIPPLER CROSSFACE, but Eco fights the hold and eventually manages to slide behind Miranda and take her to the mat with a BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX that folds Miranda in half, dumping her hard on the back of her head. Eco gets up and waits for a dazed Miranda to stand, then hits the ENF! Eco covers, hooking Miranda’s leg and gets the one, two, THREE! Miranda kicks out just a fraction of a second too late!
WINNER in 13:47 – Ecosystem

After the match, the referee hands Eco his title, and Miranda gets to her feet, clearly very disappointed. She and Eco shake hands and Eco says something to her again, and once again she nods. She raises Eco’s hand in victory then leaves the ring and heads to the back, the fans cheer her loudly and she absent mindedly slaps hands on the way back. Eco watches her for a moment, then puts his pants, dress shirt, tie and jacket back on, throws the Onslaught championship title over his shoulder and heads to the back.

BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. IHOP – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match

IHOP is announced first and makes their way to the ring amid a chorus of boos. Skurge seems completely unaffected by it, but SYB loses his shit several times and even threatens to go into the crowd after a little old lady, though he conveniently waits for Skurge to hold him back. They climb into the ring and SYB is still beside himself with rage. Banned From Everywhere is announced and makes their way to the ring. Justin and Bill ride Drunkey and Drunkette while Ellie May follows along on her likkercycle. They circle the ring several times, each time infuriating SYB a little more. Finally the OOWF world tag team champions dismount and climb into the ring. They hold the titles high in the air, and the crowd roars for the popular duo. This is the final straw for SYB, he calls for a mic, and that annoying, grating voice is soon broadcast for the entire crowd to hear.

THIS?!?!?!?! THIS is what you idiots cheer? I always suspected the OOWF fans were completely low rent drooling mouth breathers who think Duck Dynasty is a documentary, but THIS? Skurge and I try to bring a little class and sophistication to the OOWF, and you boo us to cheer an inbred hillbilly and his semi-retarded <crowd boos this loudly> OH ok, that offend you? You’re right, that word is offensive. What I should have said is his FULLY retarded partner! <crowd boos the hell out of this>. You know what………no, you know what…..I have had it. I am challenging you two clowns to a LOSER LEAVES OOWF match! <crowd cheers this, Skurge just looks at SYB like he has lost his mind, which, he has>. If we can’t beat you two low rent Godwin wannabe’s, then we are gone. Out of the OOWF. Back to Cali and Canada where people RESPECT class. You two agree?

Bill and Justin nod and the bell rings. SYB charges across the ring, mic still in hand and attacks Justin, slamming him in the head with the mic. Justin falls to the mat like he’s been shot while Skurge and Bill leave the ring and head to their corners. The referee gets the mic from SYB, but the damage has been done as Justin has been busted open.

SYB pulls Justin to his feet and shoves him into the corner and STOMPS A MUD HOLE in Justin, then flips him the double bird. The crowd boos this loudly and SYB gets distracted and threatens to fight a girl scout troop. A few of them accept the challenge, but he wave them off and turns back around to Justin, who is now on his feet. SYB charges at Justin, but Justin puts his hand out and SYB stops cold. Justin points to the rafters and SYB looks up, when he does, Justin grabs him and hits a STUNNER STUNNER STUNNER! SYB flops around the mat like a dead fish an Justin races around the ring firing up the crowd.

Justin stops and looks at SYB who is holding his jaw, claiming it is broken. Though…..he is talking so…… Anyway, Justin offers SYB a hand and helps him to his feet and dusts him off. SYB looks somewhat appreciative, but what Justin doesn’t see is that SYB is reaching into the back of his shorts pulling out a pencil. Justin stop and looks down at SYB’s boots with a look of shock on his face. SYB sees this and looks down as well, when he does, Justin grabs him by the head and heads to the corner and lands the DOUG HATES TOAST! SYB may actually be dead now.

Justin tags in Bill and Bill comes in and takes a seat on SYB’s chest for a cover, but SYB manages to roll his shoulder at two. Bill pulls SYB to his feet and sends him to the ropes and elevates him with a big back body drop. Bill reaches between the ropes and Ellie May hands him a mason jar of PCPL, Bill takes a big swig of the stuff, then turns back to the middle of the ring. SYB struggles to his feet and turns around and Bill grabs his hand and shakes it vigorously, then leans in and says HHHHHHHHHowdy son! The fumes from the PCPL hits SYB, his mighty beak inhaling enough party likker fumes to inflate the Hindenburg. SYB’s face goes pale and he takes a few steps, begins staggering and falls face first into his corner, somehow managing to make the tag to Skurge before he evidently passed out.

Skurge comes in and ducks a clothesline from Bill and hits the opposite ropes and nails him with a knee to the forehead. Bill staggers and drops to one knee, Skurge grabs him from behind and dumps him to the mat with a belly to back suplex. As Bill gets to his feet, Skurge kicks him in the gut and takes him over with a BUTTERFLY SUPLEX! Skurge heads to the corner and checks on his partner, who hasn’t moved, then heads to the top rope, but Skurge doesn’t see Bill tag in Justin! Justin charges at Bill, Bill launches him into the air toward the corner, Skurge catches Justin and Justin falls backward and DRIVES Skurge to the mat with a TOP ROPE DDT! Justin gets to his feet and tags in Bill, then pulls Skurge up and sends him to the ropes, Justin drops to the mat and as Skurge steps over him, Bill comes off the ropes and DESTROYS Skurge with the MASON DIXON LINE! Skurge may be out colder than his partner! Bill grabs Justin and they hit TAG TEAM FINISHER #1! Justin covers Skurge, the referee hits the mat, the crowd counts along, one…..two……THREE!
WINNERS in 12:28 – Banned From Everywhere

The crowd roars for the champs. Bill pulls Skurge out of the ring and sets him on Drunkey and swats Drunkey on the rump and he takes off carrying Skurge out of the arena. Inside the ring, SYB is still face down in the corner, Ellie May holds smelling salts under his nose and he comes to. He has no idea where he is for a moment, then slowly gets to his feet and realizes what happened. SYB snarls and challenges Ellie May to a fight. She accepts and they circle, SYB throws a wild punch, which Ellie May avoids easily, Ellie May grabs him and hits a HIGH IMPACT MOVE! SYB staggers backward toward the ropes, and Bill and Justin hop onto the apron and low bridge him, SYB tumbles over the ropes to the floor. Bill and Justin pull SYB up and point to the crowd, the crowd roars. Bill lifts SYB up and tosses him to the crowd, and they crowd surf SYB all the way to the back, and out of the arena, where we see him thrown out the door, landing on the ground next to Skurge. And that ends that.

ALEXIS DARLING vs. FIREWOMAN – No DQ OOWF Intercontinental Title Match

“War Child” plays and Firewoman storms to the ring. The crowd cheers her loudly, but she doesn’t even seem to notice. She rolls into the ring and stands ready for her opponent. “Life is Beautiful” plays and Alexis Darling comes out to the top of the ramp and raises her arms, the OOWF Intercontinental title around her waist. The crowd boos her loudly but she just smirks and heads toward the ring. Inside the ring, Fire is glaring at Lexie with the burning hatred of a billion exploding suns. Alexis steps onto the apron and Fire charges at her, but Lexie drops down off the apron and tells the referee to get her back, since this is a no disqualification match, there really isn’t anything the ref can do though, so Fire dives between the ropes and NAILS Lexie with a forearm to the side of the head! With that the match is ON!

Fire pulls Lexie up and grabs her by the hair and hammers her in the face with repeated punches. Lexie staggers away, but Fire is not giving her a second to recover. Fire grabs a kendo stick and CRACKS it across Lexie’s back. Lexie howls in pain and drops to her knees. Fire grabs her head and tilts it back and drives elbow after elbow down across her face, then kicks her back sending her tumbling forward. Lexie crawls across the floor trying to beg off, offering Fire her hand to talk about things. Fire snarls and grabs a chair and raises it above her head to bring down on Lexie, but Lex grabs Fire’s tights and pulls her forward sending Fire into the guardrail ribs first.

Fire is doubled over the guardrail, Lexie gets to her feet and grabs the chair and brings it down across Fire’s back, then pulls her up and rolls her into the ring. Lexie gets into the ring and storms around for a minute, then stands with her foot across Fire’s throat and demands the referee count. He does, but Fire kicks out at two. Lexie does it again, but once again Fire kicks out at two. Lexie slides out of the ring and grabs a couple of chairs and throws them in, then sets one up and sends Fire to the ropes. Lexie tries a drop toe hold that would have send Fire into the chair face first, but Fire steps over her legs, hits the chairs, leaps to the ropes and hits a TRIPLE JUMP SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT on Lexie as she stands up! Fire doesn’t even try to cover, she instead rains more punches down on Lexie’s head.

Fire pulls Alexis to her feet and sits her on the chair, hits the ropes and BLASTS Lexie with a BUISAKU KNEE to the face! Lexie tumbles backward out of the chair and rolls out of the ring to the floor and staggers around a bit before falling to the floor. Fire rolls out of the ring on the opposite side and rummages under the ring for a moment and pulls out a chain which she slowly wraps around her fist.

Fire pulls Lexie to her feet and slams her face first into the Icelandic Announce Table, then blows a kiss to Sven. When Lexie gets back to her feet, Fire charges in and BLASTS her with a chain wrapped fist between the eyes! Lexie falls to the floor, she may be out cold! Fire tosses the chain aside and rolls Alexis into the ring and covers, but Lexie rolls her shoulder at two. Fire gets to her feet and waits for Lexie to get up, she grabs her and hooks her for a suplex, then brings her straight down, BRAINBUSTER! Fire floats over and covers again, but Lexie again kicks out.

Lexie fights to her feet again, blood now running from a gash on her forehead. Fire climbs to the top rope and tries a MISSILE DROPKICK, but Lexie moves out of the way and Fire crashes and burns on the mat! Lexie takes a moment to recover, and when she does she snarls and drops repeated knees across Fire’s endlessly injured ribs. Lexie grabs the chain that Fire used and wraps it around her throat and pulls her up, then whips her over the top rope to the floor. Fire hits hard, Lexie wraps the chain around her fist now and leaps off the apron and drops a fist right between Fire’s eyes.

Lexie gets up and throws the monitors off the Peruvian Announce Table, then grabs Fire by the hair and pulls her to her feet. We see that Fire is now bleeding as well. Lexie rolls Fire onto the table and climbs up with her. She lifts Fire up and snarls, then picks Fire up and hits a DARLING DRIVER through the table! The crowd pops with a HOLY SHIT! chant! Fire’s neck might be broken! Lexie pulls herself out of the wreckage and drags Fire by the leg to the ring, then lifts her up and rolls her inside the ring. Alexis grabs a chair and places it under the back of Fire’s head, then drops a leg across her face and covers, rather nonchalantly. One, two……..NO! Fire shoots her shoulder at two!

Alexis slips out of the ring and grabs a table and slides it under the bottom rope, then climbs in and stands it in the corner. She pulls Fire to her feet, Fire can barely stand. Lexie backs Fire into the opposite corner and lights her up with a couple of chops, then grabs her hair and tilts her head back and gives her the Kiss of Death! Lexie whips Fire at the table, but Fire gets her foot up and stops, when she turns around, Lexie charges at her and tries to SPEAR her through the table, but Fire leapfrogs her and Lexie CRASHES through the table! She rolls out of the ring and falls to the floor barely conscious!

Fire takes her time and gets a couple more tables from under the ring and sets them both up, one over the other forming an X. She slides out of the ring and pulls her GARROTE from her boot and wraps it around Lexie’s throat and pulls her to a sitting position, drives a knee into her back and pull back as hard as she can! Lexie’s eyes go wide and blood spurts from her forehead as she claws at her neck. Fire pulls her to her feet and releases the garrote, grabs Lexie’s arm and spins her around like she is dancing, then pulls her toward her. One problem…..Fire is on the opposite side of the ring post, so Lexie SLAMS into the steel face first! She collapses to the floor, Fire stands over her and smirks for a moment, then roughly pulls her to her feet and rolls her into the ring.

Fire pulls Lexie to her feet and rolls her onto the table, then climbs up with her. She lifts Lexie and hits the MOOSEKILLER THROUGH THE TABLES! The crowd goes stunned for a moment as both women are down in a wreckage of tables and debris. Fire finally stirs and drapes her arm across Lexie, this is academic, one…..two…..thre……NO! Once again Lexie SOMEHOW kicks out at two!

Fire snarls and rolls out of the ring. She takes a few moments to collect herself and holds her ribs as she coughs up a little bit of blood. Fire recovers and just starts throwing all kinds of plunder into the ring, what the hell is she doing? One ladder, two ladders, THREE ladders and……a piece of plywood? She climbs back into the ring and pulls Lexie up and hits an ALABAMA SLAM and covers again, but again, Lexie kicks out.

Fire stands two of the ladders up, then lays the third on the rungs between them then lays the plywood across the horizontal ladder making a nice, “safe” platform. Oh no. Fire looks at her work, then holds up a finger and leaves the ring, she rummages around under the ring and pulls out…..oh hell no. A piece of plywood with numerous rolls of barbed wire stapled to it! Fire places the wire board in front of the ladder contraption, then hefts Lexie up and drops her onto the plywood on the ladder.

Lexie carefully gets to her feet and sees whats going on and looks for an escape. She begins climbing the ladder to get away, but Fire has climbed the other ladder now and she steps onto the plywood platform and grabs Lexie and pulls her off the ladder. The two begin hammering one another with punches to the face, blood drips off their heads and stains the piece of plywood, the whole thing looks like it could collapse at any moment, and the coils of barbed wire are still, lying there, ominously.

Fire gets the better of the exchange and nearly sends Lexie into the wire, but grabs her and holds on. Fire lifts Lexie onto her shoulders, she is going for her own DARLING DRIVER, but Lexie slips off her shoulders and shoves Fire from behind, sending Fire face first into the ladder. Lexie reaches into her tights and pulls out a small bag of something…….salt? baby powder? Whatever it is, she dumps it in her hand and THROWS it in Fire’s face! Fire howls in pain and claws at her eyes trying to clear them. Lexie grabs her and sets her up for…….oh shit…….no NO NO! NOT THIS! LEXIE HITS THE BITCH KILLER OFF THE PLATFORM INTO THE BARBED WIRE! Fire doesn’t move, Lexie howls in pain as she is cut everywhere by the barbs. She manages to cover Fire and the referee hits the mat, one….two….THREE!
WINNER in 38:57 – Alexis Darling

Christian Carter races to the ring and tries to help Lexie out of the barbed wire. She gets free relatively quickly, and Carter grabs a chair and is about to beat Fire to death with it when Alexander Darling sprints to the ring with his sledgehammer. Carter and Lexie bail, Lexie can barely stand up on her own. Fire gets a wet towel draped across her eyes and gets helped to her feet. Alex and Lucky help her to the back. Once again though, this is FAR from over.

Russ: Folks, we are just getting word from the hospital…..coming through in my headpiece here…..
Razz: Man I gotta hope for the best here Russ
Russ: Uh huh…….yeah……..ok…….yes…….oh that is good! Folks, we are getting word that there are no broken bones in LD’s neck, he suffered a stinger that left partial paralysis in his extremities. As of right now, he has full movement in his limbs and is conscious and responsive
Razz: Oh man, that IS good news Russ! I have had a stinger before, they are scary as hell, you don’t know what is wrong, or how bad it is, but when you can’t move, you automatically assume the worst
Russ: For the life of me, I cannot understand how he finished the match. Knowing something was wrong, he still fought on and Wilder trapped him in the buzzkill….
Razz: That’s how LD rolls man, the dude is tough as a two dollar steak
Russ: I don’t approve of his choice of friends, or his attitude in the ring, but I am very glad to hear that it is not serious. This could have been much much worse.

CHRISTIAN CARTER vs. MAI MUYO – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match

“Hero” plays and Mai Muyo makes her way to the ring. Mai slaps hands and poses for pictures as she makes her way to the ring, but once she steps between the ropes, her demeanor changes completely and she is focused on the task at hand. “Soulfire” plays and the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Christian Carter makes his way to the ring. The fans boo him mercilessly. Carter is all alone tonight, after the beating she took Lexie may well be on her way to the hospital right now. Carter steps into the ring and walks to the middle of the ring where Mai meets him. He takes the title from around his waist and shoves it in Mai’s face, she slaps his hand away and snarls at him. The referee takes the title and holds it in the air, then calls for the bell.

As soon as the bell rings Carter attacks Mai, nailing her with a cheap shot to the back of the head that drops her to the mat. Carter pulls Mai to her feet and scoops her up and drops her throat first across the top rope. As she staggers backward, Carter bounds off the ropes and takes her down with a hard clothesline. Carter drops to the mat and grabs Mai’s head and repeatedly slams it on the canvas drawing massive boos from the crowd.

He pulls Mai up and sends her into the corner and charges in and slams her with a clothesline. He holds her there and shoves her chin back and screams in her face about her disrespecting him, he ends it with a hard slap across the face that drops Mai to her knees in the corner. Carter struts around the ring for a moment, very proud of his actions. The fans throw litter at him, but the champ just ignores it. He walks back to the corner and grabs Mai by the hair and pulls her to her feet, but Mai explodes out of the corner and DESTROYS Carter with kicks and punches, backing the champ across the ring to the opposite corner. Mai whips Carter across the ring and charges after him and POPS him with a high knee to the face. As Carter staggers out of the corner, Mai grabs him by the head and hooks him and lifts him for a SUPLEX, then drops him across the top rope. Carter bounces off the top rope and lands on the apron, holding his stomach in pain. Mai slides between his legs, grabs his ankles and pulls them off the apron, Carter’s chin slams on the side of the ring, his head snaps back and he falls to the floor.

Mai rolls Carter back into the ring and he scoots into the corner holding his chin asking for a time out, but Mai peppers him with stiff kicks to the face and back, then pulls him up and lifts him onto her shoulders and lifts him in the air, and drops him stomach first across her knee. Carter hits the mat, sitting up holding his stomach, and Mai races off the ropes and KILLS him with a SHINING WIZARD and covers, but the champ kicks out at two.

Mai pulls Carter to his feet and snapmares him back to the mat then locks him in the STUMP PULLER! The champ howls in pain, but refuses to give up. Mai snarls and yells for Carter to end his suffering, but Carter refuses. He manages to reach up and catch Mai with a thumb to the eye that breaks the hold. Mai staggers around the ring and Carter gets to his feet and PASTES her with a running big boot to the side of the head. Mai falls between the ropes to the floor and Carter is quickly outside with her putting the boots to the popular Mai. Carter slams Mai back first into the apron, then lifts her up for a side slam and DRIVES her down onto the concrete. Mai howls in pain and grabs her back, but Carter gives her no rest, he rolls her back in and covers, but Mai gets her foot on the bottom rope before the three count.

Carter pulls Mai to her feet and goozles her for a CHOKESLAM! He lifts her into the air, then drives her down right across his knee. He keeps her there for a moment in a pendulum backbreaker trying for a submission, but Mai refuses to tap. Finally Carter dumps her to the mat disgustedly and slowly gets to his feet. He kicks Mai repeatedly, then lifts her and hits the FALL FROM GRACE! This will do it. Carter lays across Mai and laces his fingers behind his head and relaxes, one, two, thre……NO! Mai kicks out again! Carter snarls and grabs Mai by the arm and pulls her up, right into a SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE! Mai collapses to the mat and doesn’t move.

Carter stands over Mai for a moment then walks to the corner and celebrates. He climbs to the middle turnbuckle and taunts some fans. Mai sits up a little holding the back of her head, the crowd starts to cheer, but Mai puts her finger to her lips shhhhhh. They go back to booing Carter as Mai gets to her feet. She runs into the corner and grabs Carter around the waist, when he grabs her arms trying to pry them off, Mai grapevines them and hits the FLORIDA KEY from the middle rope! Mai bridges, but Carter manages to kick out at two!

Mai gets to her feet and grabs Carter and traps him in the TRINITARIAN! Carter is in a TON of trouble! He grabs the referee and pulls him down to the mat, screaming for the ref to do something. While the ref is down on the mat, a HEAVILY bandaged Alexis Darling hobbles to the ring and steps between the ropes, she slips some brass knuckles on her hand and BLASTS Mai right on the back of the head! Mai slumps to the mat, breaking the hold, and Alexis disappears before the referee sees her.

Carter struggles to get his breath back, and finally gets to his feet. He snarls and pulls Mai up and hits the FINAL TESTIMONY! Carter crawls across the ring and covers Mai, one….two…..three. That damn Christian Carter has pulled another win out of his ass!
WINNER in 23:45 – Christian Carter

Alexis rolls into the ring and helps Carter to his feet and they put the boots to Mai. The crowd boos loudly. Carter waves to the back, motioning the rest of the Kings to join them. The camera pans to the ramp, but no one comes out. We cut backstage and see Jos, Allen and the masked man all motionless and bloody. Carter and Alexis continue their attack when all of the sudden "Battle Without Honor or Humanity" fires up and Matt Folz comes out holding a baseball bat, pointing it at Carter and Alexis as the crowd roars. Folz sprints to the ring, but Carter and Alexis duck out quickly. Folz beckons them back into the ring, but they quickly leave ringside. Folz helps Mai to her feet and gives her a big hug as we cut to black.

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