OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
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May 7, 2014CHRIS EVANS vs. RORY ALBRIGHTAlbright is announced and makes his way to the ring alone. He slaps hands with the fans and rolls under the bottom rope and waits in the middle of the ring. Chris Evans music plays and the former OOWF World Heavyweight Champion walks out from the back, not dressed to wrestle, has a mic, and walks about half way down the ramp ignoring the boos of the crowd. He looks around in disgust, then finally speaks
You know……I thought this place was bad enough when that drunken lunatic Rick ran it. I thought a change in leadership might bring some much needed intelligence to this place……..then they hire that hillbilly Nate from some godforsaken part of North Carolina. I am really not sure how much clearer I can make this Nate. This. Is. Beneath. Me. And I am not doing it. I am the greatest wrestler the OOWF has ever seen. And it’s not even close. Regardless of who holds the title…..and it SHOULD be me……for whatever reason, I am NEVER given my rightful shot at the title. Ghosthead? Don’t make me laugh. That second rate Vampiro wanna be can’t hold my jock. And if the supposed world champion can’t hold my jock, what the hell, what the HELL makes you think I am going to sully myself with this Rory Albright jabronie? I am getting real tired of this Nate. At some point you are going to start listening to me and give me EXACTLY what I deserve.Evans turns around and starts heading back up the ramp. As he does, Carrie Weiss comes out from the back and makes eyes at Evans. Evans stops and looks her up and down, she runs her finger up and down Evans’ chest. Evans smirks and nods, clearly liking what he sees. Evans turns back to Weiss, and she HAULS OFF and SLAPS him across the face! Evans holds the side of his face and staggers down the ramp, where Albright grabs him and shoots him into the ring! Albright follows Evans in and the referee calls for the bell, this match is official!
Albright pulls Evans to his feet and sends him to the ropes and elevates him with a big back body drop. As Evans hits the mat, he pops back to his feet and Albright catches him with a drop kick to the jaw! Evans staggers back to the corner and Albright charges in and nails him with a running forearm to the side of the head. Evans staggers out of the corner and Albright hits the ropes and DESTROYS him with a clothesline! Albright is fired up now. He grabs Evans by the hair, and with the referee’s attention momentarily elsewhere, Evans NAILS Albright with a LOW BLOW! Albright doubles over in pain and Evans grabs him in a small package, the referee turns around one….two…..thre…..NO! Albright kicks out!
Evans gets to his feet and tears off his shirt, then mounts Albright and hammers him with punches to the face. Evans steps onto the apron and waits for Albright to get to his feet, when he does Evans springs to the top rope and leaps at Albright, but Rory catches him and turns it into a SPINEBUSTER! Evans howls with pain, Albright gets back to his feet, Evans stands up and turns right into the PCB! Albright covers Evans, hooking the leg hard, one…..two……THREE!
WINNER in 3:34 – Rory Albright
Albright bails after the bell and celebrates with Weiss on the outside. Inside the ring, Evans realizes what happened and is LIVID! HE threatens the referee but the ref bails on him. Evans looks like he wants to pull his hair out when Albright speaks:
Chris, my man…….looks like you got EXACTLY what you deserve!Albright drops the mic and heads to the back, the crowd roars at this and Evans continues to seethe in the middle of the ring.
LD WILLIAMS vs. SHANE TUSKAA burst of noise and then silence brings Shane Tuska to the ring. He climbs into the ring and just stands in the corner. The crowd is not sure about Tuska at all. But as Jekyll and Hyde brings out LD Williams the crowd is definitely sure as they boo the OOWF Original. LD climbs into the ring and looks at Tuska. LD offers his hand and Tuska just stands there. LD Raises his hands and backs away as the referee rings the bell.
Tusca charges out of the corner and begins attacking LD, targeting that injured neck. Tuska throws everything at LD, clotheslines, kneedrops, powerslams on the much bigger man, and even takes a shot at hitting The Silencer, but LD grabs the ropes and gets out of the ring just in time.
Tuska hits the ropes and leaps out of the ring and dives right into LD. Tuska recovers quickly and rolls LD back into the ring. Tuska throws LD into the corner face first, then leaps to drop an elbow on that neck...but LD spins out of the corner and Tuska eats ringpost!
LD catches Tuska out of the corner with a CANADIAN DESTROYER and holds on for the pin!
WINNER in 14:44 – LD Williams
LD quickly rolls out of the ring, holding his neck, and makes his way to the back while Tuska goes to the corner, holds his hands over his ears with his eyes closed and elbows on the ropes. The referee walks over to Tuska to check on him and Tuska turns and glares at the referee. He puts his finger to his lips and goes “Shhhhhhh!” Without another word, Tuska rolls out of the ring and walks up the ramp
TOMMY WILDER vs. CHLOEThe lights start flickering and go out. Closer starts playing and at the first Help Me strobe lighting brings out Chloe, branding iron in her good hand, cast on the other hand. She walks down the ramp during the opening and smiles and throws kisses to the crowd. The lights come up on the phrase “like an animal” and Chloe stops next to some young girls holding a sign saying “Fire's Gonna Kill You!” She does the Shawn Michaels' “oh I'm scared” fingers and walks around the ring doing the Chicken thing...all the while looking under the ring and pulling out what looks like some wires or straps of some kind and laying them around the ringside area. She pulls a bag from under the ring and puts it in one of the corners. After making it all around the ring she looks again at the girls and laughs, then rolls under the bottom rope and climbs the far turnbuckle and raises her hands and her branding iron to the crowd, smiling at their boos.
Music from the Stooges brings Tommy Wilder down to the ring on his skateboard. He cruises around one side of the ring as Chloe goes for the bag. Tommy's skateboard gets tangled in Chloe's wires and he goes flying but rolls to his feet...but not before Chloe has grabbed what looks like a net and thrown it over Tommy. Tommy tries to claw his way out of the netting as Chloe rolls out of the ring and reaches into her pocket...Chloe Tazers Wilder! Chloe rolls Wilder into the ring as the referee calls for the bell. Chloe climbs on top of a prone Wilder and begins raining down blows from that casted hand, and Wilder isn't moving much except for the shudders left over from the Tazer shot. The Referee tries to get Chloe off of Wilder but Chloe grabs the hair of the official and lets him experience a shot from her casted hand.
Chloe rolls over to the corner and grabs out a pair of handcuffs and with some difficulty cuffs Wilders hands behind his back. She then drags him to the corner and pulls out a pari of leg shackles. She puts one of the shackles around the turnbuckle and another around one of Wilders legs. The referee gets up and calls for the bell and tries to stop Chloe, but Chloe once again punches the referee. Chloe lifts Wilder over the ropes and hangs him by one leg! Wiilder is thrashing (and not in his usual way) trying to get some pressure off the leg and ankle, but Chloe is slugging away with her branding iron on the knee of Wilder.
Out from the back comes running Mai Muyo but Chloe is ready and hits her with a second tazer! Chloe starts to pound on Mai but suddenly out from the back comes running Ecosystem and Miranda Williams and Chloe rolls under the ropes and dashes through the Saints of Sinners section. A referee comes running out of the back with bolt cutters as the original referee finally calls for the bell.
WINNER by DQ in 2:45 – Tommy Wilder
Trainers are out to look at Mai who has been busted open as the referees cut down Tommy Wilder and cut the handcuffs off. Tommy appears to be woozy and limping some but he's gonna be OK, as he starts walking up the ramp. Mai is dizzy and chattering away at Ecosystem who helps his sister out of the ring and he and Miranda help Mai to the back.
DK MURPHY vs. MOOSEHEAD JACKMoosehead Jack is already in the ring when "The Gauntlet" by The Dropkick Murphys plays and out comes DK Murphy. Moose suddenly slides out underneath the bottom rope and RACES up the ramp to meet Murphy where they come to blows, fists flying back and forth, as the referee sprints over to try and restore order! The ref manages to get between the two and plead for them to take it inside the ring. Nothing doing, as Moose SHOVES the ref aside and surprises DK with a swift kick to the gut and a vicious DDT on the ramp!
DK rolls off of the side and falls weakly to the concrete floor below. Moosehead Jack hops down after him and puts the boots to DK! Moose then gets that inspired look in his eye when he spots a 2x4 lying nearby. He walks over and picks it up, staring at it like one would a lost love. He turns around to deal damage, but gets caught by a FLYING DROPKICK from Murphy which drives the 2x4 back into Moose's face!
Moose falls to the floor, as the board goes skittering out of reach. DK pushes himself up to his hands and knees and LAUNCHES himself at Moosehead Jack! He mounts the Saint and begins PUMMELING him further opening an already deep gash across the bridge of Moose's nose! The referee once again tries to insert himself in the battle, screaming and PLEADING for the two to take it to the ring! The distraction gives Moose the opportunity to RAKE DK's eyes causing Murphy to roll off of Moose and stumble away! Moose doesn't let him get far, as he grabs DK behind his neck and SHOVES him over the barricade into the rabid crowd! Moose hops over the barricade and continues his assault, as the two trade haymakers while working their way through the cheering fans! The ref meekly follows insisting there be order, but at least they are making their way towards the ring. Perhaps there will be a match after all?
Soon DK gets the upperhand in the exchange, as he WHIPS Moosehead Jack into the guardrail, then BOWLS Moose over it with a WICKED CLOTHESLINE! Moose lands next to the ring and is slow to move, as DK Murphy hops over the rail and stalks his prey. He bends down to pull Moose to his feet, but Moose pulls a KENDO STICK out from underneath the ring and SMACKS DK Murphy upside his head! Murphy yelps in pain, as Moose rises to his feet and SMACKS him again, this time across his back! DK arches his back in stinging pain, before turning around and catching another blow from the Kendo stick to his gut, followed by a KNEE to Murphy's face! The knee causes DK Murphy's nose to goosh in blood and Outback Jack's baby boy is effectively knocked on his ass!
Moose raises the ruined Kendo stick high in the air to incite the booing crowd, then tosses it aside. He mounts DK to deal more damage, but Murphy shoves him off quickly! Moose rapidly scrambles to his feet to re-engage, but Murphy grabs hold and WHIPS Moosehead Jack HARD into the Timekeeper's cubicle! The bloodied DK Murphy stalks over and pulls an equally bloodied Moosehead Jack up to his feet and nails Moose with a massive HEADBUTT, exploding the Sinner's nose in a burst of fresh red plasma! Turnabout is fair play I reckon. Moose's legs go wobbly, but DK holds him upright, then TOSSES him over onto the Around the Horn announce table! Woody Paige rises to his feet and starts to protest, but Moose still has his bearings and mutes his face-time! Tony Reali throws his hands up in surrender, then tosses a balled up script toward the camera, before scurrying away! The balled up script however veers left and smacks DK perfectly on his eye! DK wipes at his irritated eyeball which gives Moose the opportunity to rise to his feet and DIVE off the table, landing on DK Murphy causing both men to go CRASHING over the barricade and back into the screaming crowd!
The ref shakes his head in disgust and decides to wave this match off.
Winner: No Contest
The brawl however continues, as Moose and DK trade punches and kicks up the stairs toward the mezzanine area! They reach the mezzanine and DK creates space between him and Moose by KNOCKING Jack back on his ass with a STIFF boot to the face! Moose slowly pulls himself up by a nearby rail overlooking the empty pathway toward the exit underneath him, the crowd cheering DK's efforts on either side of the path.
DK snatches a beer out of the hands of one of the fans and fills his mouth with the brew! He hands the cup back to the fan who roars in appreciation and as Moose gets himself to his feet, DK SPEWS the beer right in Moose's face! Jack wipes at the beer on his face in disgust and doesn't see the follow up punch coming that knocks him OVER THE SIDE of the railing... but Moose HOLDS ON for dear life, as he hangs about 10 feet in the air above the pathway! Moose looks down and slowly negotiates himself lower til his feet hang closer to 8 feet from the path. He decides that is an acceptable distance and lets go PLANTING himself HARD on his side, but able to get most of his legs and feet underneath him, bracing himself from impact, and managing not to break anything. The crowd screams as he slowly rises to his feet JUST in time to watch DK Murphy DIVE from the mezzanine toward him!
HEARTPUNCH!!! Moose NAILS DK Murphy with a massive HEARTPUNCH JUST before DK lands on him and as BOTH men are DOWN!!
EMTs and OOWF officials quickly make their way through the doors nearby and attend to the wounded as the crowd chants Holy Shit! Holy! Shit! Holy Shit! and this encounter is mercifully over!
STANK & FIREWOMAN vs. MAI MUYO & MIRANDA WILLIAMS – Winning Team Faces One Another Next Week for an Intercontinental Title ShotMiranda and Mai are out first together – despite the contention between their families, they seem to be on the same page for tonight, hitting the old Sarita/Taylor Wilde pose before charging the ring and bounding off the ropes, Mai getting on the ropes and playing to the fans. Stank and Firewoman come out next, continuing some conversation from backstage as they walk through the curtain. Stank is shaking his head as Firewoman walks down to the ring, handing out Firewoman T-shirts to the fans, facey-face style. At one point, she hands a Firewoman shirt to a little girl wearing a “Mai Time” shirt, and the little girl immediately puts it on over her Mai shirt. Fire winks at Mai, who gives a jokey-huffy reaction.
Stank starts off against Miranda Williams…Stank gestures for a clean tie-up to the daughter of his buddy, and she obliges…Stank quickly takes over with a bit of power-enhanced grappling…Stank tries to leverage into a set of rolling Germans, but at the second attempt, Miranda catches him with an back elbow square to the nose to break the grasp…and here comes Miranda with that martial arts background, chopping at the big tree trunk that is Stank…at one point, Miranda catches Stank with a sharp low dropkick to the bad knee, taking him down…Miranda floats over into the STF! This draws a pop, as Miranda gets her submission locked in tight, but Stank quickly pulls himself to the ropes…Miranda breaks and sets up for the Superkick, but as she charges after Stank rises, Stank nearly DECAPITATES Miranda with a giant clothesline!
Stank takes a second to shake the cobwebs out, but by the time he rises, Miranda has rolled to the corner, and Mai Muyo has gotten the tag – and Mai comes off the top rope with a crossbody, but Stank catches her! POWERSLAM from Stank! Stank pulls Mai over his back, looking for the STANK-U—but Mai leaps through and lands on her feet! Stank tosses Mai through the ropes…and she lands on her feet outside the ring! Cat-like action from Mai Muyo, but Stank is unimpressed as he reaches out and grabs her by the hair, trying to pull her by her hair over the second rope. As the referee admonishes Stank, Mai swings her leg up and nails Stank with a kick to the head!...Mai back in the ring now, with sharp kicks to the chest and knees of Stank, Mai off the ropes, enziguri! Stank stumbles back into his corner, and Firewoman tags in.
Mai and Fire exchange mat wrestling moves for a bit, until Firewoman pulls back from a full nelson clutch – right into a FIRESTOMP! Mai’s head bounces off the mat sickly, and Firewoman immediately goes for the cover – but Mai kicks out at two! Firewoman looks surprised briefly, but simply pulls Mai’s arms up again…a second FIRESTOMP! That’s gotta be – no! Mai Muyo kicks out again! And now Mai is slamming the mat, almost like she’s hulking up – Firewoman throws jabs at Mi, but Mai responds with sharp forearms to the face, and a spinning heel kick to drop Firewoman! Mai Muyo hops to the top rope, looking for the Savior Splash – but Stank pushes her from the top rope, causing her to crash to the mat!
Here comes Miranda running across the apron, however, and she tackles the big man down to the floor! Meanwhile, Firewoman regains her footing and goes over to Mai, grabbing her leg, and dropping elbows across the left knee—but at the third one, Mai pulls Firewoman down, and wraps the legs…TRINITARIAN! The Trinitarian Choke! Mai has it locked in and Fire is flailing…but as Fire turns it around, Firewoman pops her boots up against the ropes, and in doing so, she pushes Mai’s shoulders down to the mat! The referee doesn’t see the boots, and begins to count before Mai realizes what’s happening: 1-2-3!
Winners in 8:22…Stank and Firewoman!
Miranda, who saw the result, comes in immediately after the count and complains about Firewoman’s boots on the ropes. The referee declines to play Instant Replay on this one, and as Mai gets up, frustrated, Fire asserts – with Broad Gestures – that she was trying to get her feet on the ropes to get the rope break. Miranda looks unconvinced, but Mai just nods and accepts, as Fire smiles, shakes hands, and makes her exit with Stank.
STAN FULTON vs. ALEXANDER DARLING“Crusher” plays and Stan Fulton makes his way to the ring. The crowd boos him but Stan doesn’t even register a look of disgust. He continues to the ring and steps between the ropes and bounds off the ropes a few times waiting for his opponent. “King of the World” plays and Alexander Darling makes his way to the ring. The OOWF legend has a snarl on his face and only half heartedly slaps hands with the fans on his way to the ring, his entire focus is on Stan Fulton.
Darling steps between the ropes and just stares at Fulton. The referee calls for the bell and Stan and Alex move to the middle of the ring. Darling is giving up a lot of size and weight, but Alex has the clear speed advantage. They move to lock up and Alex slips behind Stan and lands a drop kick to the back of his knee that sends him to the mat. Darling immediately grabs Stan’s leg and lifts it up and SLAMS it down onto the mat. Alex tries to go for the MONEY CLIP but Stan kicks him in the face freeing himself from the move.
As Fulton gets to one knee, Darling charges at him, but Stan stands up and catches Alex with a hard elbow to the jaw. As Darling staggers back against the ropes, Fulton charges at him and clotheslines him over the top rope to the floor. Fulton leaves the ring and pulls Alex to his feet and slams him between the eyes with a big headbutt. Darling staggers backward and lands against the post and ring stairs. Fulton charges, but Darling slips out of the way and Stan’s knee crashes into the stairs. The big man howls in pain and falls to the floor holding his leg. Alex slips into the ring and then rolls right back out, breaking the count.
Darling grabs Stan’s leg and repeatedly drives his knee into Stan’s hamstring. Darling then drops onto Stan and begins HAMMERING him with brutal forearms to the face. Fulton manages to block most of the shots, but a few get through and leave Fulton with a bloody nose. Darling pulls Fulton up and rolls him back into the ring, then heads to the corner and waits for Stan to get to his feet. As Stan stands, Darling leaps and catches him with a FLYING KNEE to the nose! Fulton hits the mat grabbing his face and Darling covers, but Stan kicks out at two.
Darling waits for Stan to get to his feet and tries to charge in at Stan’s knee, but the big man sidesteps the move and Alex heads to the ropes, as he rebounds, Stan POPS him with a SUPERKICK to the jaw! Darling’s head nearly comes off his shoulders and he tumbles between the ropes and hits the floor hard. Darling ends up leaning against the guard rail, and he doesn’t appear to have a clue where he is. Fulton leaves the ring and charges at Alex and SLAMS him in the face with a knee. The big man takes a few steps back and charges again, but, whether intentionally or not, Alex falls to the floor and Fulton slams knee first into the guardrail. Fulton hits the floor grabbing his knee in pain and the referee starts the count on both men.
Alex is up first and staggers around a moment then rolls into the ring. The referee keeps counting and Stan manages to get most of the way under the bottom rope, enough to break the count, before Alex nails him with a baseball slide to the face that sends him back to the floor. As Fulton gets to his feet, Alex dives between the ropes and slams into Stan, sending him back first into the guardrail, then down to the floor. Alex climbs onto the apron and waits for Stan to get to his feet, when he stands, Darling runs down the apron and tries a HURRACARANA but Stan catches him and hits an APRON POWERBOMB! Darling hits the ring and staggers forward and walks right into the CLEAR CUT! Alex might be dead! Stan rolls him into the ring and Stan follows, drops an elbow across his chest and covers, but Alex rolls his shoulder at two.
Stan pulls Alex to his feet and backs him into the corner and HAMMERS him with punches to the face. The referee tries to stop Fulton, and finally has to physically get between them. Stan backs away for a moment then comes back in firing, but this time Alex fires back and soon the two are throwing straight punches to the face, and they look like they are connecting. Alex rakes Stan’s eyes then hops to the middle rope and grabs Stan in a front facelock and PLANTS him with a TORNADO DDT out of the corner! Alex turns Fulton over and covers, but Fulton kicks out at two.
As Stan gets to his feet Alex charges at him, but Stan lifts him onto his shoulders and hits a FALLAWAY SLAM! You can almost HEAR the wind escape from Alex’s lungs. Fulton doesn’t cover, instead he pulls him up and sends him to the ropes again, but this time Alex catches Fulton with a low drop kick to the knee. Fulton hits the mat and grabs his knee in pain, Darling grabs his legs and turns him over in the MONEY CLIP! Stan snarls in pain, but refuses to give up. Because of Stan’s massive legs, Alex can’t get the move in as tight as he usually does, and Stan is able to drag them both to the bottom rope and force the break.
Darling breaks the hold and gets to his feet motioning for Stan to get up. As Stan is on one knee, we see Christian Carter come out to the top of the ramp with Alexis Darling. They stand there and discuss something among themselves, Alex charges to the corner and hops to the middle rope, sees Carter and Lexie and pauses for a moment and points at them both and slashes his throat. He then turns and dives at Fulton, but Fulton catches him and spins him to the mat with the BACK CUT SLAM! Fulton gets to his feet quickly and hits the ropes, and lands the DROP LINE! Fulton covers, hooking Darling hard, and gets the one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 28:14 – Stan Fulton
MATT FOLZ vs. ALEXIS DARLING – Non Title MatchMatt Folz comes down first, to a rousing applause welcoming him back. He waves, a little unsure of what to do but does slap some hands before getting into the ring. The crowd turns like a tsunami (too soon?) when Alexis Darling gets to the top of the ramp. She gets in the ring and smirks at Folz, who is not playing today. The referee is making talking noises, but Alexis gets a look of "concern" on her face and asks Matt "How's Jaime...is she doing okay?"
Pretty much that's all it takes for Folz to unload and the bell gets rung after about three punches. Folz drives Darling around the ring, unleashing all manner of hell and fury upon her. She's used to that though, so she eventually rallies and things get more even handed. The referee attempts to give warnings and separate, but gets greeted with 'I HAVE UNTIL 5' from both on every instance. Lexie takes advantage while the referee is counseling Folz on the rules, regroups and then kicks Folz to the gut. Double underhook of the arms and BUTTERFLY SUPLEX~! Lexie goes to cover, but Folz is already kind of getting to his feet, but woozy, so she tries to engage the DARLING CLUTCH~! It doesn't work though, as she's trying to get it all organized, Folz kicks her in the ass, driving her off him. He gets to his feet and counters with a FISHERMAN'S SUPLEX~! Before Lexie can recover he hits the corner and flies for TOP ROPE HEADBUTT~! At the last second, Lexie rolls out of the ring. Matt recovers and follows and the two brawl around the ring, the referee counting. Lexie gets a bit ahead and grabs a chair. Matt sees this and is not to be dissuaded. He grabs the bell! They swing, and the bell hits the chair with an odd sounding clang. Lexie rolls back in the ring, and Matt follows. The referee starts the 5 count to get them each to drop their weapon but it's not happening. Matt swings first and nails Lexie in the gut with the ring bell, but Lexie has the chair over her head, and as she doubles over, she drives it down to the base of his neck. The two fall as the referee...well, he calls for the bell, but that's kind of pointless. Double DQ.
ECOSYSTEM vs. POWER – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchH-Blockx's redention of "I Got The Power" starts to play as Power comes out from the back...Sunny Hamid follows her and makes into the ring. They do thier typical poses, with the flashes coming from the crowd...Cheers run throughout the arena, as Sunny gets out of the ring, and Power stands in there waiting for her opponent...
"Immoral" by Adema starts as out walks Juniricho Muyo, OOWF Onslaught Champion....Juni walks down, getting a mixed reaction, but mostly cheers...he gets in the ring, and does his second turnbuckle pose...He finally gets down, and takes the title off his waist...he hands it to Head Referee Davis Hightower. Hightower lifts it up showing the crowd on each side of the ring, before handing it to an official at ringside.
Hightower then motions to the two individuals to shake hands per the rules of the Onslaught matches. Without hesitation, the both shake hands, and Hightower calls for the bell...
They both lock up, and Eco takes the upper hand, taking Power to one knee with a quick headlock. He continues working the head, putting severe pressure onto it. The fans give mixed reactions as finally Power comes to her feet, and somehow turns to smash Eco with a hard elbow in the midsection...and tossing him off the ropes...Eco gets to the middle of the ring, and bends over as to give Power a back body drop, but does it too soon, and Power connects with an uppercut to the face.
Eco stumbles from the shot and Power takes him down with a clothesline, and the looks over at Sunny, mouthing somethign along the lines of "I love you.". She grabs the arm while Eco is down, and she pulls on it hard, wrenching the pain in. Eco screams in pain, but is close to the ropes with his feet, and grabs it. Hightower calls for the break.
Eco uses his first rope break...
Power pull Eco to his feet, and places him in a headlock of her own, leaning back on the hold to cut off Eco's air supply. He flails his arms for a moment and then is able to reach back, grabbing hold of Power's hair. He then drops down into a quick neckbreaker, much to the delight of the fans. Power bounces off the mat hard as Eco stumbles to his feet, coughing and getting his breath. Power works her way to her feet as Eco comes, stomping down onto the leg of Power. She grabs her leg in pain as Eco does it three more times, making a statement.
He looks over at Sunny, and winks at her. Sunny looks at him in disgust, as he goes back to the ground game on Power. He gets into position and locks in a dragon sleep...a move he does once in a blue moon. Power screams in pain, and tries to reach for the ropes, but Eco has her right in the middle...It looks as if he is going to make her tap, when all of a sudden, Jose Reyna comes flying down to the ring and gets on the apron distracting the referee...Eco doesn't see this as his back is turned away...Power is tapping, but the ref doesn't see it...
Eco goes to celebrate, but notices the ref is distracted by Reyna...What he doesn't notice, is Jason Allen behind him on the ring apron...Allen gets in, and so does Reyna... and Allen attacks Eco from behind as Reyna puts the boots to Power...
Referee Watchtower has no choice but to call the match as a No Contest...
Meanwhile, but Reyna and Allen continue the attack, and in comes Carter and Alexis...the crowd is really letting the Kings have it as Carter slides into the ring, looking to strike at any moment...Carter is cursing at Eco, yelling at him....
CC: This is all your fault Juni...losing my title was YOUR fault!
Allen and Reyna picks him up and tosses him to Carter, who sets him up as if he is going to give him a piledriver...except Carter grabs him, and connects with a Package Piledriver! Ecosystem lays there motionless...
Alexis is on Power, and picks her up...She connects with the Air Raid Crash...as Sunny screams in horror...
Carter starts to punch Juni, blood running down his face...the crowd starts to cheer as Mai and Matt Folz comes running down as they take out Allen and Reyna real quick over the ropes and set their eyes on Alexis and Carter...all four start to brawl as Mai and Folz get the upper hand...
Mai and Folz both toss Carter and Alexis into the ropes, and go to do a move, but Allen and Reyna grab them stopping their momentum and dragging them out of the ring... The Kings escape through the crowd, as Folz looks at them...Mai checks on her brother as Sunny is now in the ring checking on Power...
BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. SUICIDE KINGS vs. TEXPRESS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Three Way DanceTexpress enter the arena first, to an explosion of cheers from the crowd. Chad and Zane make their way to ringside greeting fans, then climb into the ring. The mood darkens considerably as the Suicide Kings step onto the stage. Rather than ignore the boos, Jason and Jose revel in the reaction, taunting the crowd. They climb into the ring and referee Angelo Barros steps between the two teams to keep them separated. OOWF Tag Team Champions Banned from Everywhere are the last to enter, and the crowd erupts for the lovable duo. Bill rides Drunkey while Justin is on the back of Ellie May's Likkercycle. They reach ringside and climb into the ring, holding their championships high before handing them to Barros, who displays them to their opponents before handing them to the timekeeper and calling for the bell.
Justin and Chad start things off with a handshake, then circle and lock up. Chad grabs a headlock. Justin tries to throw him off, but Chad hangs on. Justin lifts Chad for a back suplex, but Chad flips and lands on his feet behind him. Chad grabs a waistlock. Justin elbows him in the face to break free. Chad stumbles back, and the Kings grab him from behind, pinning his arms. The Kings invite Justin to take a free shot, and Justin goes to the ropes - and slams into Jason with a flying forearm! Chad punches Jose with his free arm, then steps back and kicks him in the head, knocking him off the apron as well. Justin slides back in and holds out his hand - presumably for $5, but Chad turns it into a low five. Chad goes to the roopes for a suicide dive onto the kings, but Justin steps in front and snaps him over with a powerslam for a two count. Chad rolls to his feet and glares at Justin, who shrugs and says he asked nicely. Shaking his head, Chad backs to his corner and makes the tag.
Zane and Justin lock up, and this time Justin goes for the headlock, but Zane tosses him across the ring. Justin launches himself at the big man, but bounces off. Justin goes to the ropes for another try - and gets low bridged by the Kings. Jose and Jason drop to the floor and lay a beating on Justin until Bill circles the ring and levels them with a double clothesline. As the four men brawl, Chad joins Zane in the ring for a discussion on the WWE stock price. They agree to disagree and Chad goes to the ropes. Zane gives his partner some extra lift, and he hits a suicide dive onto the Kings and BFE! Barros restarts his count, and Chad slaps some hands as he returns to his corner.
Justin crawls back into the ring at six. Zane lets him get to his feet before steamrolling him with a clothesline. He picks Justin up and plants him with a powerbomb, holding him to the mat for a pin. Barros counts and Bill starts into the ring, but Jose beats him to it and nails Zane with a dropkick to break it up. Zane is right back to his feet and goes after Jose. Busy keeping Chad out of the ring, Barros doesn't see Jose connect with several shots aided by what appears to be a roll of quarters, nor does he see Jason circle the ring, yank Bill off the apron and run him head-first into the ringpost. Jason slides into the ring and drags Justin to his feet. He works him over, then sends him hard into the Kings' corner and follows him in with a running elbow. Barros turns around to see Zane on the mat, Jose sliding out of the ring, and Jason tagging himself into the match. Jason sprints across the ring, leaps to the top rope, and lands a moonsault on Zane. He hooks the leg, and Barros counts One...Two...Chad lands a springboard elbow to break it up.
While Barros escorts Chad out of the ring, Jason rolls to his feet and drives a knee into Zane's head as he sits up. Jason follows that up with more kicks and forearms, but Zane gets to his feet despite the onslaught. Zane catches a blow and flings Jason to the ropes, but Jason comes back with a flying forearm. Jason rolls through the landing and reaches his corner to tag in Jose. The Kings catch Zane with a double kick to the midsection, then drop him with a tandem DDT. Jose rolls Zane over and covers, but Bill is in to break that up at two.
Jason is immediately back in the ring and tackles Bill. That brings in Justin, and Chad comes in as well as things completely break down. Barros tries to restore order, but every time he gets someone out of the ring, they come back in as soon as he turns his back. Finally, he gets Justin and Jason separated after Bill takes Chad over the ropes with a clothesline, leaving the legal men in the ring. Zane has the advantage and lifts Jose for the Border Toss. Jason is in with a chop block before he can hit the move, and darts back out before anyone can react. Zane lands hard with Jose on top of him, and Jose rolls through the landing to his corner and tags his partner. As Zane starts to get up, Jason sprints across the ring and hits a neckbreaker, then rolls out to the apron and hits a springboard splash. He hooks the leg, and Barros counts One...Two...Chad breaks it up with an elbow drop.
Both men are up,and Zane slugs Jason and slings him to the ropes. Jose makes a blind tag as he hits, and when Jason ducks a clothesline, Jose nails Zane with a springboard dropkick. Jose pulls Zane up and buries a knee in his stomach. He tries for a DDT, but Zane picks him up and slams him into the neutral corner. Zane nails a series of elbows and hits an Irish whip. Jose reverses, sending Zane into the champions' corner, and Bill tags himself in. Jose charges, and Bill greets him with a right hand. He hits a second, a third, and drops him with a bionic elbow. Jason is in and gets scooped and slammed. Bill turns and levels Jose with a big boot, then drags him toward his corner. Justin comes in and sprints past his partner to hit Jason with a clothesline that takes them both over the ropes. Bill shoves Jose into the corner and backs up for a running start. Jose gets his feet up as Bill charges. Bill staggers back, and Jose reaches into his tights. Bill turns around - and get nailed with brass knuckles! Barros misses it, naturally, as he is focused on Justin and Jason on the outside. Bill drops like he's been shot, and Jose covers. Chad leaps into the ring to break it up, but Jose moves out of the way and he slams into Bill. Jose pitches Chad out of the ring, then surprisingly slides out to help his partner with Justin. This causes Barros to count, and while he is distracted the other Kings appear out of the crowd. Alexis nails Chad from behind with a superkick that slams his skull into the ring post, while Christian Carter yanks Zane off the apron. He holds Zane in place while Alexis grabs the ring bell and brains him with it. They melt back into the crowd as their partners slide back into the ring. Bill staggers to his feet, but Jose kicks him in the head, knocking him back down. Jose grabs Bill's legs and falls back, levering him into Jason's springboard forearm. Jose rolls Bill up, hooking both legs hard. Barros counts One...Two...Justin tries to get back in the ring but Jason drags him back out...Three.
WINNERS, and new OOWF Tag Team Champions, in 17:48, the Suicide Kings.
GHOSTHEAD vs. CHRISTIAN CARTER – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchCarter and Alexis are out first. The crowd boos them both loudly, but neither care. Carter mocks the fans booing him while Alexis just stares out at the people with a look of contempt on her face. Ghosthead is announced and the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion makes his way to the ring, steps between the ropes and IMMEDIATELY charges across the ring and attacks Carter!
Lexie bails out of the ring to the floor while Ghost HAMMERS Carter with punches to the face. Carter tries to escape, staggering around the ring and finally falling between the ropes to the floor. Ghost doesn’t hesitate for a second and goes right after Carter. Ghost lights him up with a series of chops, then sends him into the barricade hard. Ghost follows that up with a running boot to the face. Ghost stands over Carter snarling. He reaches to grab Carter and pull him up when Lexie grabs him from behind and takes a swing at him, but Ghost catches her arm and shoves her away. Ghost takes a few steps toward her, but Carter is back on his feet and drops Ghost from behind with a clothesline to the back of the head.
Carter pulls Ghost up and sends him back into the ring, then climbs in and mounts Ghost and hammers him with punches to the side of the head. The King gets to his feet and yells for Ghost to get to his feet, then kicks him low and drives him to the mat with a HANGMAN’S NECKBREAKER! Carter hits the ropes and drops a knee across Ghost’s throat, then an elbow, then finally a leg across his face. Carter covers, but Ghost kicks out at two.
Carter gets to his feet and pulls his elbow pad off and throws it into the crowd. As Ghost gets to his feet, Carter hits the ropes and lands a ROARING ELBOW to the side of Ghost’s head. Ghost staggers, but doesn’t go down, so Carter hits the ropes again and lands another one and the champ goes down! Carter covers, even grabbing a handful of tights, but Ghost still manages to roll his shoulder before the three count.
Carter gets to his feet and lets the referee check on Ghost. While he is doing that, Carter walks over to Lexie and she hands him BRASS KNUCKLES! NOT LIKE THIS! DAMMIT! Carter lines up the shot and waits for Ghost to get to his feet, but before he can land the punch, Alexander Darling races to the ring, slides under the bottom rope and spins Carter around, Carter swings wildly at Alex, but Alex easily ducks the shot, hits the ropes and takes Carter down with a SPEAR and hammers him with punches to the side of the head!
Alex’s attack brings out Reyna and Allen, Lexie climbs into the ring but does not immediately go after her brother. Before she can do anything, Mai Muyo, Ecosystem and Matt Folz are in the ring evening things up. Ghost steps back and watches the carnage unfold, Stan Fulton walks to the ring and steps between the ropes and he and Ghost go nose to nose. They start trading punches, Ghost appears to momentarily get the advantage when Moose hits the ring, right behind him is DK Murphy. Chloe, Stank and LD Williams all hit the ring, which brings out Miranda and Texpress! Soon the entire locker room has emptied. Even Shane Tuska is out, but he stops at the top of the ramp and drops to his knees and covers his ears and doesn’t get involved in the brawl. Rory Albright and Chris Evans are hammering one another with kendo sticks, BFE goes after the Suicide Kings, Texpress jumps into that fight as well. Officials empty from backstage, but they are quickly overwhelmed.
Delaware All-Star Championship Wrestling, who was there for a series against the PHWF guys, hit the ring. The PHWF guys hit the ring, but the fury of the main roster cannot be stopped. Everyone is beating the hell out of one another……except for Shane Tuska and…..and where is Firewoman? Finally police are called in (AGAIN!) and they try to restore order, but the brawl is about to erupt into a full blown riot! Some fans begin leaving, fearing the worst while others throw weapons into the mass of wrestlers making the situation even worse. Most of the crowd is evacuated and finally tear gas is used (AGAIN!) which begins to slow the fighting……that is, until someone picks up a chair and throws it wildly, hitting someone else, and the whole thing goes off AGAIN, even though no one can see for shit. Finally they drag out the fire hose and start to spray people down. Finally the wrestlers begin to hit the ground and give up. As we fade to black, we hear sirens in the back ground. What do you do if your entire roster is arrested?
WINNER by disqualification in 6:06 – Christian Carter
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