OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Woody Point, Newfoundland, Canada
June 4, 2014
DK MURPHY vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK – Stips TBAMurphy and Moose are announced and make their way to the ring. Moose waits, slumped in the corner, while Murphy waits in the opposite corner, glaring daggers into Jack. Finally GM the Nate comes out to the top of the ramp with a mic:
Well, tonight we were SUPPOSED to have our first ever Crucible match, but due to some paperwork issues…..that is off <boos> don’t worry, Moose and DK will still try to kill one another. We decided to go to a random match selection. All your standard pro wrestling matches. <names flash quickly across the screen in two columns and a countdown begins, the crowd counts along>………..ok the first part……barbed wire………wonderful…….and the second………arm wrestling…….wait, what? That wasn’t supposed to be……..ummm, ok the first ever barbed wire arm wrestling match![/b]
<Corbitt turns to several staff members and we see them arguing before they head behind the curtain. Stage hands bring out an arm wrestling table……covered in barbed wire. The same stage hands also wrap Moose and DK’s right arms in barbed wire because……well because why the hell not?>
The referee calls for the bell and we are ready to go!
DK MURPHY vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK – Barbed Wire Arm Wrestling ChallengeDK has the CLEAR advantage here, they lock up and Moose gets the initial advantage, but DK fights back rather easily and takes the advantage himself. Moose snarls at DK and fights with all he has, but is barely able to get DK’s arm slightly past vertical. DK starts to ratchet up the pressure and Moose loses ground. As Moose’s hand gets closer and closer to the table, the crowd gets louder and louder. Finally just before Moose’s hand goes down, Moose reaches into his boot and pulls out the scalpel and SLASHES at Murphy! Murphy dodges the blade, but doesn’t release Moose’s hand and SLAMS it to the table!
WINNER in 1:21 – DK Murphy
DK lets go and grabs Moose by the head and SLAMS him face first into the table! Moose falls to the mat and DK picks up the table and lifts it above his head, but Moose LOW BLOWS Murphy! Jack drags DK to the table and rakes his head across the barbs, drawing blood, then lifts him and drops him on the table, climbs up and sets him up PACKAGE PILEDRIVER THROUGH THE TABLE! DK lies motionless in the wrecked table and barbed wire, Moose writhes in pain and we see a piece of barbed wire is embedded into the back of his arm. Jack rolls out of the ring and tears the wire off his arm and blood pours from the wound. Moose laughs like a maniac as DK is slowly helped to his feet by the referee
MATT FOLZ vs. ALEXANDER DARLINGSurprisingly clean start to this one, considering the history between these two. Some beautiful back and forth technical wrestling between them, neither man getting an advantage for long as the crowd really gets into it. Folz goes for the anklelock, but Darling kicks him off and takes him down with a drop toe hold. Darling drives an elbow into Folz's neck and then locks his arms: Motherfucking CURBSTOMP! He slams Folz down in the middle of the ring and heads up top. Darling leaps looking for the Phoenix Splash, but Folz moves at the very last second which causes Darling to land awkwardly on his previously injured shoulder. Folz catches his breath and then sees Darling holding his injured shoulder and is all over it like a shark smelling blood. Hammerlock slam is followed by a shoulderbreaker. Folz heads up top and drops a knee right onto the injured shoulder. He grabs Darling's arm and lays it on the top rope and then nails it with a dropkick. Folz grabs another hammerlock and then drives Darling into the corner, slamming his shoulder into the turnbuckle. Folz locks on a Fujiwara armbar and cranks on it. You can see Darling's face turning white with pain as he tries to reach for the ropes. The referee leans down asking if he wants to quit but he shakes his head. Folz increases the pressure and screams for the referee to ask Darling again, but again Darling shakes his head. Folz releases the hold and asks for a microphone from the time keeper.
MF: You stupid, stubborn son of a bitch. If this match continues, you won't ever regain use of your arm. If you're too stupid and stubborn to quit, fine...... I'll quit for you.
Folz throws the mic down and starts to leave the ring.
The referee begins the count as Folz leaves the ring and Darling picks up the microphone.
AD: Hey, where the hell are you going? I'm not finished yet.
Folz just looks incredulous and shakes his head.
AD: I said get the fuck back in the ring, we're not through yet.
We can see Folz mouth the words "I'll fuck up your shoulder permanently" but Darling beckons him to the ring. Folz shrugs and then slides in as we continue.
Darling catches Folz coming in and is all over him with powerful right hands. He drives Folz into the corner and uses his one good arm to unload powerful chops, turning Folz's chest bright red. Folz goes back to Darling's injured shoulder though, making him wince and back up a bit. Lariat takes Darling down. Folz scoops Darling up and looks to finish with the Angle Slam, but Darling wiggles free and clips Folz's knee. He covers for a 2 count. Folz gets back to his feet, ducks a wild right hand and locks in the Folzmission. Darling struggles and makes it to the corner, he kicks off the second rope and falls back onto Folz. 1.....2......Folz just kicks out at 2.9999! Both men get back to their feet, Folz buries a knee into Darling's gut and then tries another Angle Slam. This one connects..... 1, 2, 3.
Winner in 9:20, Matt Folz
Afterwards, Folz helps Darling back to his feet. Darling prepares for an attack, but Folz just shakes his head and walks away.
SUICIDE KINGS vs. ECOSYSTEM, MAI MUYO & TEXPRESSTexpress is out first to a big cheer, as Chad and Zane come down the aisle slapping hands and generally riling the crowd up. The Muyo siblings are out next, pointedly to Mai Muyo’s music, as Eco stays a comfortable distance behind clapping for her. The Texans look rather disinclined to receive Eco as a partner, but they welcome Mai gladly, as Ecosystem keeps his distance still, chatting up the fans by the staircase.
Next out are the Suicide Kings in full force – Jason Allen, Amazing Jos, Alexis Darling, and the leader Christian Carter. They march like an army to the ring – not with one’s precision, but with one’s unity. They stare down the fan favorites but prompt no direct physical conflict as they make their way to their corner.
Cowboy Chad Madison gets in the ring first to face off with Jason Allen. The opening flips the traditional script on its head, as the fan favorite Chad is trying to keep Jason Allen on the ground, as Allen tries to slip away and use his high-flying advantage. Allen manages to push his way out of one front facelock and leap off the second rope, knocking Madison down with a flying crossbody. Allen starts laying in with kicks, but he goes to the springboard well again too soon, and Chad catches an attempted springboard clothesline and reverses into a SPINEBUSTER, good for two.
Chad brings Jason over to the unfriendly corner, tagging in Zane who really lays it into Allen…Zane pulls Allen up over the back for the Torture Rack, looking for an early end, but Allen slips out into a neckbreaker! This buys JA the time he needs to roll to his corner, giving the tag to Amazing Jos, who immediately goes to the top rope – corkscrew to take down Zane Myers! Jos immediately locks a wrenching armbar onto Zane – Carter yells at the referee, distracting him as Zane makes it to the ropes. The referee isn’t calling for the break, so Eco takes the moment into his own hands and kicks Jos off – just as the referee turns around. The angry ref forces Eco from the ring over his protestations – enabling Jos to nail Zane with a quality kick to the nads before tagging in Alexis Darling.
Alexis goes right after Zane with her patented striking game, kick after kick after kick to the already-keeled over Myers – one big roundhouse, and Alexis goes for the cover, but Zane kicks out! Alexis, frustrated, pulls Zane up for the MUTHA FUCKIN CURBSTOMP! Zane’s head bounces off the mat, Alexis goes for the cover, hooking the leg: no! Zane kicks out again past two! The big man is nothing if not resilient, but Alexis is starting to look pissed. She drags the big lug toward a neutral corner and heads to the top rope – Alexis goes flying with a moonsault, but she only crashes and burns onto the raised knees of Zane! Zane rolls to his corner, extends his hand out – and perhaps not to his great enthusiasm, Ecosystem tags himself in!
Eco is right after Alexis, with a striker meeting a striker, except Eco is all fists and kicks at once, an Ambrosian flurry that leaves Alexis scurrying to the outside. Eco quickly bounds off the opposite ropes, runs forward, suicide tope to take out Alexis Darling on the mats below! Eco immediately throws lefts and rights against Alexis on the mat, but the Mad Millionaire is dropped by a running pump kick from the King of Kings, Christian Carter! The Kings are stomping away on Ecosystem on the floor, and the good guys immediately make their way around to break that up – the referee rolls out of the ring and pushes his way between them, appearing to briefly restore order as Alexis rolls her way into the ring. Ecosystem stumbles upward and into the ring, but not before Alexis has gotten her official tag to Christian Carter.
Christian is coming in and stomping away at Ecosystem, before pulling him up into a series of suplexes – one snap, two snap, three full Amigos gets Carter a two count, but Eco kicks out. Carter then tosses Eco with not one, but two belly to bellys, and Eco increasingly looks like a rag doll, but he again kicks out at two. Carter begins to climb to the top rope, but then pauses and drops off, yelling at Eco to “get up!” The announcers remark that Carter clearly suspects Ecosystem is playing possum. He kicks Eco in the side, once, twice, and then finally pulls him up for the Fall From Grace…and sure enough, Eco is playing possum, sending Carter flying overhead with a back body drop! Carter tries to rise fast, but Ecosystem comes at him with three chest kicks, followed by a quick double arm DDT! Ecosystem doesn’t even go for a pin, instead rearing back for the ENF as Carter stumbles forward – but on the other side, Jason Allen suddenly pulls Chad off the apron! The referee’s attention is drawn to the corner as Allen quickly begs off, but in the ring, Alexis Darling runs in and NAILS Ecosystem with a pipe shot to the back of the head! Alexis rolls out and tosses the pipe back under the ring as Eco collapses in a heap, and Carter goes for the pin just as the referee turns around: 1-2-3!
Winners in 7:22…The Suicide Kings!
“NO! FUCK! YOU!”
No sooner does Christian Carter get up off Ecosystem’s prone body than does Mai charge him with a running knee trembler to the face! Mai has flipped out over the blatant cheating (and perhaps never getting in the match), elbowing Carter in the head repetitively…
….until Alexis pulls her off and starts laying in blows of her own to Mai! Here comes Chad and Zane, here comes Jason and Jos, and we’ve got a Pier 6 brawl, until Christian makes his way back up and starts assisting Alexis in double-teaming Mai in the ring, as Jason has Zane outside and Jos Chad, fighting their way up the aisle…with Alexis’s help, Christian hooks Mai up and nails her with the FALL FROM GRACE! Alexis then looks to nail her with the Bitch Killer – but here comes Ecosystem back to consciousness, with a steel chair shot to the back of Christian Carter, sending him rolling out of the ring. Alexis opts to drop Mai rather than face the steel empty-handed, and rolls out of the ring herself, helping Christian up the aisle as Ecosystem helps his sister up.
CHLOE vs. FIREWOMAN”War Child” by Blondie kicks in. As the lyrics begin to build there’s an explosion of pyro and Firewoman walks out from the sparkles and holds her arms high over her head. Fire bounces from foot to foot for a moment as the crowd’s cheers get louder and louder before sprinting down the ramp and jumping onto the apron. She jumps into the ring and keeps the crowd pumped until suddenly she turns with a start toward the stage. Nothing's there at the moment, but the action seems to diminish the confidence she's had until now. It only gets worse as the lights go out and strobe lights come on as Kawehi's Closer brings out the DDT Ironperson Heavy Metal Champion Chloe. She holds her branding iron in one hand and a microphone in the other which she holds close to her body as that was the hand with the cast. She sets the branding iron next to the ring and switches hands with the microphone. That arm really seems to be bothering her.
“Lisa, and I call you that because you aren't the real Firewoman any more. You had two of your good friends get involved in a discussion we were having. I guess in reality, the conversation was useless, just like you are, Lisa. (Chloe climbs the steps) Ever since you married that waste of human flesh that I kicked the crap out of last week, you've been weak. You've been spineless. You make friends with Mai Fucking Muyo!”
“But most importantly, you continue to lie. Not about how good your nights with Alexander Dumbshit are and how he can barely last the full eight seconds, or how much fun it is to spend crazy times with Tommy Wilder. But as you've always said, Rule number one...Firewoman lies. But how can we apply that rule to what happened on May 28, 2012? You were beaten in the middle of the ring....but later you started telling people like Ecosystem that you threw the match. Then you deny it, then you admit it, deny, admit, you flip flop so much you could use that as a fan on a hot Vegas day. “
“But let's face another fact. With you all that anger and passion and fury are gone...and in it's place is this little mind-game playing innocent act Lisa Daring. Well for the record, Lisa, you ain't shit. Make it easy, Lisa. Admit that I belong here, that I'm your better. Then you can crawl out of this ring and go back to your Hounted House in Nawlins and sipping Mint Julips and saying Fiddle DeDee. Maybe your ghosts will last longer than your husband. So how about it, Lisa? Have anything to say?”
Chloe extends the microphone to Fire. With a trembling hand she takes the mike.
“First, to you, I will always be Firewoman. Second, what happened that night was legitimate. Thirdly, about my husband...”
Fire reaches back and kicks where that cast was and the referee calls for the bell. Chloe grabs that arm and tries to protect it. Fire picks up Chloe and throws her into the ropes. She throws Chloe into the turnbuckle and Fire follows in with a elbow to the face that starts that nose bleeding again. Fire climbs to the top turnbuckle and hesitates a moment before flying off with the Best Firesault Ever...but Chloe gets her knees up and stops that. Chloe begins screaming at Fire and launches into a tirade, kicking and stomping on Fire who is clutching those perennially injured ribs. Chloe picks up Fire and throws her into the ropes..knee to the gut that has Fire doubled over. Chloe is berating Fire as she picks her up, locks in a front face lock...Corkscrew! Chloe gets on top of Fire and begins raining down punches, all the time verbally abusing Firewoman. The referee tries to get Chloe to stop the assault, and in the progress catches a hard right to the jaw from Chloe. Down goes the referee. Chloe continues the assault and in a few moments the referee rolls out of the ring and calls for the bell.
Winner in 5:45 by disqualification – Firewoman.
The decision sends Chloe into a realm of pissed off like you never saw. She goes after the referee who gets away from the ring, then goes after Fire who wisely gets out of the ring before Chloe can reach her. Fire is clutching her ribs, Chloe is clutching her arm and the fans are wanting more....
STANK vs. CHRIS EVANS – Non- TitleEvans is out first, he comes to the ring carrying a sign that reads “Hey Vince, Make Me an Offer!” Evans snarls at the fans and climbs into the ring and stands and looks around the arena in disgust. Stank’s music plays and the OOWF Intercontinental champion makes his way to the ring. The fans mostly boo Stank, but they are not quite as loud as usual, probably because Evans is such a douche. Stank steps into the ring and hands the ref his title, before the referee can even call for the bell, Evans charges across the ring and attacks Stank from behind!
Evans hammers Stank with forearms to the back of the head, sending the champ staggering to the corner. Evans tries a few chops, but Stank fights back with clubbing punches to the face that sends Evans to the mat. As Stank moves out of the corner, Evans lands a low drop kick to Stank’s oft injured knee dropping him to one knee. Evans gets to his feet and kicks Stank in the face and PLANTS him with a low DDT! Evans gets up and celebrates, but what he doesn’t see is that Stank is already back on his feet. Evans turns around and Stank goozles him, lifts him into the air and throws him into the corner, then charges in and nearly kills him with a clothesline.
Stank keeps Evans in the corner and beats him mercilessly with forearms to the side of the head and kicks to the gut. Evans gets beat down to the mat, and just when it looks like the former OOWF champion will be beat to death, Evans nails Stank with a LOW BLOW that the referee somehow missed. Stank falls to the mat, clearly in pain. While the referee is checking on Stank, Evans gets to his feet and staggers to the middle of the ring and pulls a pair of BRASS KNUCKLES from his tights! Evans makes a big show of putting them on, but when he turns around, RORY ALBRIGHT is in the ring! Evans snarls and charges, trying to blast Albright with the knucks, but Rory ducks and kicks Evans and hits the PCB! Albright is quickly to his feet and sees the knucks lying on the mat, he picks them up, puts them on and waits for Evans to stand up, then BLASTS him upside the head! Evans falls to the mat barely conscious, Albright looks down at him for a moment, then bails out of the ring.
Stank is back on his feet in the corner, he looks and sees Evans is out, pulls him to his feet and DESTROYS him with the STANKBOMB! Stank covers, one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 7:28 – Stank
Stank leaves the ring and Evans slowly gets to his feet and staggers around the ring. He sees Albright sitting in a deck chair at the top of the ramp. Rory waves to him and cracks a beer and relaxes. Evans seethes with anger and calls for a mic:
THIS! This is what the OOWF has come to? When I got here, I was taught one simple lesson…..when your betters are talking, you keep your mouth shut and listen. Well, since even then, no one in the OOWF was better than me, it really didn’t apply to me……but you Albright? Listen here punk, I am your better. I am the best the OOWF has ever seen, and punk…..I promise you this….before its all said and done….you WILL respect Chris Evans. You WILL recognize my greatness……you WILL get down on one knee and kiss my fucking hand. You want to run with the Big Dog? Bitch you should still be carrying my bags.
Corbitt……how many times do I have to say this? I am a legend in this company, and you sit back while this snot nosed piece of shit rookie continues to attack me? I demand he be suspended. Do not make me soil myself dealing with the likes of Rory Albright. You do, and everyone will be sorry. I promise you that.GHOSTHEAD vs. STAN FULTON – Non-Title MatchOut first is The Crusher Stan Fulton to the strains of his new music, “Fifty Goddamn Skeleton Warriors” by Deathmøle (full song on YouTube found here). Bloody Mary, Fulton’s ax handle, is carried on his shoulder like a soldier’s weapon. Instead of marching, however, Fulton swaggers towards the ring, a sneer on his face. He gets to the steel steps leading to the ring and stops to roll his eyes at the boos coming from the crowd. He shakes his head and climbs into the ring. Referee Benjamin Coleman gives Fulton a cursory glance and stands aside as Fulton patiently waits in his corner, Bloody Mary propped in a corner just outside the ring.
The lights in the arena go out and a diffuse blue glow accompanies a wraithlike fog as the sounds of Submersed’s “Divide The Hate" can be heard. A single spot shines on the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, Ghosthead, as he stands at the top of the entrance ramp. He holds up his title belt and the crowd cheers. The Death Knell flows to the ring and up the steps. As he steps through the ropes, the arena lights come back on and the fog dissipates. Coleman gives Ghosthead a very thorough going over. GH is mildly annoyed at this inconvenience as Coleman thinks there may be foreign objects. As Coleman steps back, Fulton steps up behind him and whispers in his ear. Coleman then goes back to Ghosthead and asks to check out his mouth. Coleman removes a capsule from there and it appears that the mist will be out of play.
Fulton has a smirk on his face as Coleman gets rid of GH’s advantage and calls for the bell.
Fulton steps up to Ghosthead and extends his hand, his other held behind his back. Ghosthead starts to reach out and then looks to the crowd who’re emphatically yelling against the handshake. Fulton just stands there without a twitch to reveal his intentions. GH finally relents and reaches out his hand. Fulton shakes it and releases it without incident. GH is confused and backs away after the handshake.
Collared-elbow lockup now and a feeling out process, probably not necessary, commences for a few minutes until GH gets the advantage which leads to him running the ropes and hitting a dropkick on Fulton’s knee. Apparently that’s the strategy one uses on the big man. Coleman backs GH off and checks to see if Fulton can continue. Ghosthead tries to go back to work, but Coleman is insistent that Fulton gets a moment to recover. Highly unusual, but the Saints are paying Coleman’s salary.
Fulton says something to Coleman and he backs off and let’s Ghosthead in. This was a ruse as Fulton pulls on GH’s tights and yanks him face first into the second turnbuckle. Ghosthead is dazed and as he gets to his feet, Fulton lays into his spine with stiff forearms, driving Ghosthead back to his knees.
Coleman does attempt to back Fulton off to allow GH time to get to his feet and Fulton raises his hands in the air and backs off. Big mistake as Ghosthead lands a standing dropkick to Fulton’s nose. Both men are down now and Coleman starts a very slow ten-count.
Ghosthead is first to his feet (he has less weight to carry obviously) and runs the ropes as Fulton slowly recovers. By the time Fulton is on his feet, GH has leapt off the second rope... Eidolon! Fulton wobbles but he won’t go down.
GH tries to lift Fulton up for a suplex or maybe he’s trying a Horror Driver, but Fulton blocks and lifts Ghosthead up... BRAINBUSTER!
Ghosthead is dazed and flat on the mat. Fulton stands up and lands a Stump Shot! Right to the wedding tackle! That’s going to hurt for a while. Haven’t seen Fulton pull that out in a match in a while. Fulton runs the ropes. DROPLINE!
COVER! ONE! TWO! THREE!
Your winner in 10:01... STAN FULTON!
Fulton quickly rolls out of the ring as Ghosthead sits up in disbelief. He turns and stares at Fulton who’s making the universal gesture of wanting the title belt as he back up the entrance ramp.
LD WILLIAMS vs. RORY ALBRIGHT – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match"18 and Life" by Skid Row plays and newcomer Rory Albright makes his way to the ring. Then "Jeckyll and Hyde" by Petra and LD Williams appears. They meet in the ring and shake hands and we're off. These two do the old fashioned collar-and-elbow tie up. Ah, the classics. They exchange arm wringers and the like in a 'let's see what this guy can do' kind of thing before LD gets the advantage with a quick armdrag, followed by an Irish whip in to the corner. LD follows in with a clothesline that lifts Albright off his feet. He tosses Albright out of the corner, but Albright reverses so that LD hits the adjacent turnbuckle sternum first. LD staggers out into a series of chops (WOOOOOO~!). Albright hits the ropes for a dropkick, and then as LD recovers takes advantage for an attempt at maybe a facebuster, but LD pushes him off before he can complete the headlock. Rory staggers into the ropes, and LD goes for a spear. Anyway, he doesn't get it done because Albright steps to the side and LD lands between the top and second rope. Albright takes advantage and leaps onto LD's back, pulling up on the second rope, strangling William's via the underarms. I mean, neck. Totally. Our referee recognizes this is an Onslaught match and begins a count. Albright hops off at 4.999, leading to...
LD Williams has used his first rope break and Rory Albright has used is first warning.
Albright is new, so the referee again runs down the Onslaught rules. In the meantime, LD stalks Albright, and once Albright is satisfactorly educated, he turns and LD kicks him to the stomach. It's CANADIAN DESTROYER time, except it isn't as Albright wriggles free. His feet hit the canvas and he turns to face LD. We exchange some hockey punches for a bit as either wants an advantage. LD gets it first, and whips Albright the ropes but Albright comes out and kicks a bent over LD in the face. Albright switches direction on the rope work, and comes out with a leg drop, putting LD down. He sees the opportunity and maneuvers him into a partial INVERTED CHIKARA SPECIAL...he gets the armbar portion nicely, but is having problems with the leg. Still that armbar is bending LD into all kinds of inappropriate directions. LD keeps his feet moving and in the process they scoot closer to he ropes. Finally with his free arm LD grabs the bottom rope.
LD Williams has used his second rope break.
Albright and Williams get to their feet, Williams trying to shake feeling back to his arm. Albright tries to capitalize but Williams has him scouted and drop toe holds him into the ropes. Albright comes out...right into a frontlock DDT. Williams rolls him over for the pin, but Albright kicks out after two. Both men on their feet and Albright again hits the ropes for momentum, but Williams reverses whatever he was thinkig of doing into a WHEELBARROW SUPLEX~! Again, a pin is made, and again Albright kicks out. Back on their feet again, and Williams believes he is done with this new guy. He wants to kick him in the gut again, but he can't because Albright kicks him first! As he's doubled over, Albright lifts him up and then BACKBREAKER~! He holds him on his knee and delivers the PCB~! He goes for the pin, one, two...NO! Albright starts to protest but he's interrupted by the bell because, ladies and gentlemen, we have reached our fifteen minutes!
The crowd would like five more minutes, but both men have already shaken hands. LD is heading to the back, leaving Albright in the ring, when suddenly from the crowd, CHRIS EVANS comes running out! Before Albright can figure out what is going on, Evans hits ICARUS WINGS! Evans trash talks him as the crowd boos and we fade to commercial.
CRASH & BURN vs. POWER & SHANE TUSKA vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE – OOWF World Tag Team Title Triple Threat MatchPower and Tuska are out first along with Spider and Sunny and the body guards. They all make their way to the ring, Power slaps hands, Sunny looks around keeping an eye on everything. Shane steps into the ring and kneels in the corner with his hands over his ears, as soon as he does that, the crowd gets quiet and goes “SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” the slightest hint of a smile crosses Tuska’s face, while Spider looks around in shock.
“Insane in the Brain” plays next and Banned From Everywhere rides out on Drunkey and Drunkette, followed by Ellie May on her likkercycle. The crowd roars for the OOWF’s resident odd couple as they make their way to the ring. Bill and Justin step between the ropes and both shake hands with Power, then approach Shane, but he is still on one knee in the corner. Finally Crash & Burn are announced and Miranda and Wilder sprint to the ring, slide under the bottom rope then head to the corners and climb to the top rope before doing a backflip into the middle of the ring. They hand off the tag titles and shake hands with everyone then head to the corner.
The referee is about to call for the bell when the lights go out and this
creepy shit plays. Once everyone has sufficiently shit themselves, the lights come on and the Black Hand is standing in the ring! Vlad, Tavian and Radu Dracul…….and Ember Blackpool! All of them have weapons with them. They attack quickly and nail Shane, Power, Wilder and Miranda and dump them out of the ring. Spider tries to make the save for Tuska, but Blackpool drops him with a punch from a loaded glove. The Black Hand turns on Banned From Everywhere and beat them down in the middle of the ring. Tavian and Radu do most of the damage, while Ember and Vlad keep anyone from making the save.
Soon enough, Justin and Bill are bloody messes in the middle of the ring. Tavian is covered in their blood, having smeared it all over his face, and run it through his hair. Ellie May tries to make the save, but Ember grabs her and locks her in the ASP LOCK (was that a Poe move? If so, I will change it) which is the COBRA CLUTCH! Ellie fights for all she has, but soon enough she slumps. Ember drops her to the mat and she falls like a sack of potatoes. The Black Hand celebrate in the middle of the ring, taunting BFE and laughing at the fans booing them. The lights go out again, and we hear the same creepy music. When they come back on, the Black Hand is gone.
Medics quickly come to the ring and work on Bill, Justin and Ellie May, Tuska, Power, Tommy and Miranda re quickly in to check on the former champs as well. Even Spider climbs into the ring and checks on BFE, holding his jaw the whole time. As medics work to get BFE out of the ring, Sunny gets Power out of the ring and heads to the back, looking around the whole time, nervously. Power argues that she wants to stay and help her friends, but Sunny refuses, saying it is not safe to be out here right now.
WINNERS – No Match
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