OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Zephyr, Ontario, Canada
June 25, 2014
CHRISTIAN CARTER & ALEXIS DARLING vs. MATT FOLZ & MAI MUYOThe Suicide Kings, Christian Carter and Alexis Darling, are out first, to a torrent of boos. They ignore the reaction and make their way to the ring. They pose, causing the boos to redouble, then Alexis stretches while Carter runs the ropes to warm up. The crowd turns on a dime from boos to cheers as their opponents step onto the stage. Matt Folz and Mai Muyo pause to drink it in for a moment (Mai much more visibly than her partner), then storm down the aisle. Referee Angelo Barros keeps the teams separated, gives them their instructions, and calls for the bell.
Alexis moves to the middle of the ring and taunts Mai, who simply marches over and slugs her. Alexis staggers back a step, and Mai presses her attack until Alexis rakes the eyes. She buries a knee in Mai's stomach and sends her to the ropes, but Mai springs off and hits a back elbow. Mai rolls to her feet and goes back to the ropes, nailing Alexis with a dropkick as she tries to stand. Mai snaps Alexis over with a suplex and covers, but Alexis kicks out at one. Mai is up first and winds the arm. She adds a second rotation and ducks under for a northern lights suplex, but Alexis blocks and knees her in the face. Alexis follows that with an elbow to the back of the head and drags Mai to the Kings' corner and tags in Carter.
Alexis holds Mai open while Carter hits repeated shots to the ribs, waiting until Barros’ count hits four before stepping to the apron. Carter takes Mai over with a gut wrench and drives her ribs into his knee. He plants several kicks in her side, then pulls her up and sends her to the ropes. Carter locks her in an abdominal stretch, using his size advantage to keep her from hiptossing out of it. He drives his elbow repeatedly into Mai’s ribs, but she refuses to submit. Folz comes in to help, but Barros cuts him off, which naturally allows Alexis to sneak in and grab Carter’s arm, giving him added leverage. Folz steps back onto the apron, but as soon as Barros turns his back he shoves past the ref and slams a running elbow into Carter’s head. Carter stumbles, and Mai breaks free of the hold. Alexis is knocked off-balance as well, but recovers quickly and drives a kick into Folz’s head. She tries to press her attack, but Barros gets in her way and sends her back to her corner. Folz, meanwhile, rolls to the apron and returns to his corner in time to get the tag from Mai.
Carter is waiting for Folz as he storms across the ring. He slams a forearm into his head, but Folz pushes right past it and hits him shoulder-first, driving him back to the ropes. Folz unloads with forearms, then switches to fists, forcing Barros to step in. Folz waits until the count reaches four before backing up. He moves right back in, and Carter catches him with a low kick that the ref doesn’t see. Folz stumbles back, and Carter explodes forward with a clothesline. Carter stomps Folz into the mat, then comes off the ropes and drives an elbow into his throat. He tries a cover, but Folz kicks out at one. Carter hits a running neckbreaker as Folz gets up, then sets him up for the Fall from Grace. Folz drops to his knees to block. Carter releases Folz’s arms and pummels him with forearms, then tries to set it up again. Folz manages to yank his arms free and picks Carter up, running him spine-first into a neutral corner. He drives his shoulder repeatedly into Carter’s midsection, then lifts him on to the turnbuckles. He blasts him with a European uppercut before climbing up as well. Carter tries to hit him with a headbutt, but Folz gets an arm up to block then slams him with a headbutt of his own. He sets up a superplex, but Alexis climbs up and attacks him from behind. Mai runs down the apron and springs to the top rope, tackling Alexis and sending them both tumbling over the ropes to the floor. Folz tries to reset the superplex, but Carter fires back with forearms, forcing him to climb down. Carter leaps, but Folz catches him and spikes him with a spinebuster. Folz covers, but Alexis somehow manages to slide back in to drag him off at two.
Mai comes back in after Alexis, but Barros cuts her off. While he's busy sending her back to her corner, Alexis helps Carter up. Folz grabs her, but she manages to hand something to Carter before Folz spins her around and tosses her across the ring with a release belly-to-belly suplex. Alexis rolls out to the apron as Folz turns around, and Carter BLASTS him with brass knuckles. Carter stashes them as Barros turns around, then sends Folz into the Kings' corner. Alexis holds Folz in place while Carter charges in with a clothesline. The Kings work Folz over in the corner, using a series of quick tags supplemented with illegal moves whenever Barros is tied up keeping Mai out of the ring. Alexis spikes Folz with a tornado DDT and covers, but Folz rolls a shoulder at two. Carter is immediately in the ring and the Kings send Folz to the ropes. He ducks a tandem clothesline, and as he hits the opposite ropes Mai stretches as far as she can and just manages to brush his shoulder with her fingertips, making the tag. Folz levels the Kings with a double clothesline, and Mai springs off the top rope to hit Alexis with a frogsplash. She hooks the leg, and Barros counts One...Two...Thr - Carter breaks the pin!
Carter drags Mai to her feet, but Folz nails him from the side with a spear, driving him into the ropes and sending them both tumbling to the floor. Mai drags Alexis to her feet - Endgame! Mai covers, and Barros counts One...Two...Three.
Winners, in 16:47, Mai Muyo and Matt Folz.
DANNY TAYLOR vs. CHRIS EVANSEvans and Taylor are both introduced and make their way to the ring. Just before the referee calls for the bell, Ecosystem makes his way to the ring and takes a seat at the announce table, but doesn’t put a headset on, he is just there to observe evidently. The bell rings and the two men move to lock up. As Danny goes for the collar and elbow, Evans NAILS him with a spinning heel kick to the side of the head that sends Danny reeling back to the corner holding the side of his head. Evans charges into the corner and monkey flips Danny out of the corner, then kips to his feet and jumps to the top rope, waits for Danny to get to his feet, then feigns a jump, Danny hits the mat, and Evans turns on the turnbuckle and leaps, driving an elbow into the back of Danny’s head and immediately grabbing him in a CRIPPLER CROSSFACE trying for the submission. Evans yells for Danny to give up, but Danny will not tap, he works around and forces the break by grabbing the bottom rope.
Evans breaks the hold and backs off for a moment. Danny gets to one knee and looks at Evans while holding the back of his head. As he stands, Evans charges at him, but Danny back drops him over the top rope. Evans lands on the apron and grabs Danny by the back of the head and snaps him backward over the top rope. Danny staggers forward into the middle of the ring, Evans hops back onto the apron and springboards into the ring and lands a clothesline on Taylor and immediately covers him, but Danny kicks out at two.
Evans, looking more focused than ever, pulls Danny to his feet and sends him to the ropes, Danny ducks a clothesline attempt and hits the ropes again, Evans tries a kick to the gut, but Danny catches his foot, spins him around and lifts him for an atomic drop. Evans wobbles in pain, Danny hits the ropes and KILLS Evans with a clothesline to the back of the head. Danny pulls Evans to his feet and knees him in the gut, then PLANTS him with a PUMP HANDLE SUPLEX! Taylor covers, but Evans kicks out at two.
Danny gets to his feet and pushes Evans into the corner and lands several shoulder blocks to his gut, then sets Evans on the top rope and climbs up for a SUPERPLEX, but Evans fights him off and tries to slip over Danny’s shoulder and roll him up, but Danny catches Evans legs and walks out of the corner and ANNIHILATES Evans with an ALABAMA SLAM! Evans’ eyes roll into the back of his head and he looks like he might be out cold. Danny covers, one….two…..NO! Chris Evans kicks out just before the three count.
Danny keeps Evans on the mat and traps him in the RINGS OF SATURN. Evans howls in pain, but refuses to give up. With his free hand, he reaches up and rakes Taylor’s eyes and breaks the hold. As Danny staggers around the ring trying to clear his vision, Evans gets to his feet and waits for Danny to turn around then POPS him with a SUPERKICK to the jaw! Danny goes down in a heap and Evans heads to the corner and climbs the ropes and hits the TORONTO TWISTER! Evans covers Danny and hooks the leg hard, one….two….NO! Danny kicks out just before the three count and Evans cannot believe it!
Evans loses his focus, and on the outside we see Eco make a note of something in his notebook. Evans backs the referee into the corner and yells at him that it was a three count. Evans stops just short of punching the referee though, but the arguing has allowed Danny to get back on his feet. Evans turns around and charges at Danny, but Danny catches him with a SPINEBUSTER!
Taylor pulls Evans to his feet and lifts him for a suplex, then turns it into a SLINGSHOT HELLEVATOR! Only, Danny drops Evans across his knee, holds on, pulls him up and nearly takes his head off with a clothesline! WHAT A MOVE! Evans falls to the mat, and Danny folds him up, but Chris manages to grab the bottom rope before the three. Danny breaks the pin and Evans rolls out of the ring to the floor. After a few seconds Danny reaches through the ropes and grabs Evans by the hair, but Evans has the ring bell and he turns and NAILS Danny right upside the head with it! Taylor falls into the middle of the ring, grabbing his head in pain. The referee saw the whole thing and immediately calls for the bell. Evans smirks, tosses the bell aside and walks to the back. Eco closes his note book, watches Evans go, then rolls into the ring and checks on Danny. Talyor slowly gets to his feet and when he realizes it is Eco in the ring, he backs off and gets ready for a fight. Eco begs off, steps out of the ring and leave a confused Taylor to process what just happened.
WINNER by disqualification in 15:11 – Danny Taylor
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. SPIDER MCNULTYThe bell rings and they lock up. Spider grabs a headlock. Darling shoots him off into the ropes. Spider comes back with a shoulder block, knocking Darling down. Alex tries to sweep the legs, but Spider hops over. Spider drops an elbow, but Alex rolls out of the way. Darling rolls back onto his shoulders and drives both feet into Spider’s stomach, then kips up and leaps, hooking him for a DDT. He covers for 2.
Both men are up and Darling shoots the leg, taking Spider to the mat. He rolls Spider over and drives an elbow into the back of his knee, and then attempts to tie him into an STF, but Spider rolls free. Alex gets a running start as Spider starts to get up, and nails him with a running knee. Alex drags Spider to his feet and shoves him into the corner. Alex attacks with chops. He sends Spider across the ring and follows, but Spider hits the turnbuckles and EXPLODES out of the corner. Alex drops to the mat and slides between Spider’s legs, hooking both ankles and dragging him off his feet. Alex ties up Spider’s legs, grabs his arms - CURBSTOMP! Alex rolls Spider over and sits him up, and then comes off the ropes with a flying kick to the temple. He hooks the leg, but Spider rolls a shoulder at two. Darling scoops Spider up and looks for the Darling Driver, but Spider wriggles free and shoves Darling hard into the corner. Darling stumbles backwards into a hard forearm smash to the back of the head from Spider.
Spider takes over now with his old school power offense. Delayed vertical suplex and a fist drop are followed by a running powerslam for two. He keeps up the offense for the next few minutes, rocking Darling with a combination of uppercuts and backhand chops. Spider whips Darling to the opposite corner and comes right in with a clothesline that drops Darling to his seat in the corner.
Spider screams at him to stand up and Darling complies, albeit slowly. As soon as he’s up, Spider rushes in again and plants another clothesline. Down, again, goes Darling. Spider once again stands back and motions for Darling to get up. Darling does again, even slower this time. Spider looks for the Spider's Lullaby, but Darling turns it into a small package.... 1, 2.... NO. Spider kicks out at the last second. Both men back to their feet, but Darling's just a little quicker, taking Spider down with a drop toe hold. Alex locks in the Darling Money Clip, Spider struggles but eventually has no choice but to tap.
Winner by Submission in 14:45: Alexander Darling
ECOSYSTEM vs. RORY ALBRIGHTBoth wrestlers get a good reaction from the crowd as they get in the ring. Eco offers a handshake to Rory, who after a moment's hesitation, returns the sign of sportsmanship.
At the bell, there is the feeling out process for a minute, then they lock collar and elbow in center ring. Rory uses his size and strength advantage and shoves Eco down and across the ring. He allows Eco to regain his feet, and invites him to lock up again. They do, and Rory again send Eco rolling back into his corner. Eco gets up, shaking his head as Rory just smiles and says "Wanna try again?" Eco goes forward, reaches up for the collar and elbow, then ducks behind Rory, hooking a leg and dropping Rory to the mat! Rory scrambles to his feet, shakes his head and offers a fist bump. They do, and now the match begins in earnest!
Rory and Eco exchange offense the next few minutes, and it appears that Rory's strength and speed are beginning to wear down the veteran Eco – Rory tosses Eco with a BIIIG beal throw, and as Eco gets to his feet, Rory set up for a big clothesline – but Eco ducks and pulls down the top rope to low bridge him! Rory tumbles to the floor, and Eco follows up with a baseball slide kick – Eco presses the attack with an old-school Atomic Drop, pushes Rory back in the ring, and the leaps over the top rope for a leg drop! Cover – Rory kicks out at one!
Now Eco is in control, keeping Rory on the mat with a combination of quick strikes and mat wrestling, then hitting him with a Shinning Wizard – Cover – Rory kicks out at ONE! Eco looks a little frustrated, goes for ECFM, but Rory blocks – Eco kicks the back of Rory's leg, ties an arm-bar, but Rory gets to his feet, and lifts Eco into the air while Eco maintains the hold – Rory swings him into a modified power bomb position, but Eco channels his sister and everyone know you CAN'T POWERBOMB MAI – Eco counters into a faceplant, and Rory is stunned!
Eco covers! 1…2….Rory gets his shoulder up! Eco looks at the ref with that "Are you KIDDING me?" expression, gets to his feet and picks up Rory, shoves him chest first to the ropes…
But Alexis Darling is sprinting down the ramp! Rory pulls up short of the ropes, and starts yelling at The Queen of the Kings, the ref gets in on the act, demanding that Alexis go to the back – Eco is still on the other side of the ring, and misses Christian Carter hopping over the rail behind him - Carter hops up to the apron and WHACKS Eco across the skull with some sort of blackjack! He gives an out on his feet Eco a shove, drops off the apron and over the rail while Alexis raises her hands saying OK, OK, and backs up the ramp.
Rory and the ref turn JUST as Eco stumbles close to Rory, who grabs Eco… PLANK!
Cover! 1…2…3!
Rory looks down at an unconscious Eco, wondering what exactly happened, as the ref raises his hand…
THE WILD BUNCH & BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. THE BLACK HAND & SUICIDE KINGSTommy Wilder, Miranda Williams, Shane Tuska, and Power make their way to the ring slapping hands along the way and posing for the cheering crowd. Banned From Everywhere are out next, but they get attacked on the stage by The Black Hand and the Suicide Kings before making it to the ramp! The Wild Bunch exit the ring and race up the ramp to even the odds and it looks like we are starting this match off with a free for all!
We turn our focus to Ember Blackpool and Power trading HAYMAKERS, back and forth, until Blackpool falls backwards tripping over Tommy Wilder who had just pushed himself up to his hands and knees after pulling off a big move on Radu! Blackpool tries to scramble to his feet, but Awesome Bill jumps off the ramp and lands with IMPACT on Blackpool's chest with a TWO STAR HOG SPLASH that ain't pretty, but gets the job done! Blackpool rolls over to his side clutching at his chest!
Power, meanwhile, has grabbed Jose Reyna by the back of his head and is forcing him toward the ring! Reyna rolls in under the bottom rope and as Power tries to climb in after him, he hops up to his feet and drops and elbow on the back of her head! We shift focus to Miranda Williams who goes for a SUPERKICK on Vlad Dracul, but he catches it and pulls her in with a SHORT-ARM(Leg) CLOTHESLINE! Vlad doesn't have time to celebrate because as he turns around, he gets NAILED instead with a SUPERKICK from Tommy Wilder!
Tavian Dracul meanwhile is exchanging fists with Shane Tuska, as they make their way down the ramp toward the ring! Jason Allen Irish whips Justin Sane into the STEEL STEPS then joins his partner in the ring to double team Power, who put her down with STEREO DROPKICKS!
Meanwhile Ember Blackpool has recovered and LAUNCHES Awesome Bill into the Ontario Crowd! Bill's Head lands at an awkward angle on a vacated seat and he appears to be unconscious. Let's hope he is okay. Ember glares in Bill's direction then turns his attention to the ring where most of the action has gathered. He stalks his way there as the ref notices Jason Allen and Power are the only two inside the ring. The ref simply shrugs his shoulders and calls for the bell, signalling the official start of this match.
Power is kind of in a bad way as The Suicide Kings have worked her over pretty good. Jason Allen has Power on the ropes near the ramp where he notices Ember Blackpool arriving to the ring. He turns Power around and holds her while Blackpool climbs to the apron, rears back, and launches a fist toward Power's face, but she DUCKS at the last moment and Allen gets CLOCKED instead! Power quickly covers...
..1 .. 2... THREE!!!
Your winners in 10:15 - The Wild Bunch and Banned from Everywhere!
And JUST like THAT the match is over, but the brawl continues! Tommy Wilder and Miranda have dislodged themselves from Vlad and Radu as they slide in under the bottom rope, race toward Ember Blackpool, and land STEREO PLANCHAS on the big man! Shane Tuska runs deftly on top of the crowd barricade and takes out Tavian with a FLYING KNEE to the Tavian's face!
Justin Sane is about to scream DOOOOOOOOUUGGHHHH HAAAAAWWWWWWWWK, but gets SUPERKICKED nearly out of his boots by Jose Reyna before the Insane One can do so!
Radu and Vlad gather up their brother Tavian, as Crash and Burn slide back into the ring joining Power in victory! Shane Tuska slides in under the bottom rope and climbs the corner, clasping his hands over his ears as the cheering crowd goes SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
The Black Hand Gather at the bottom of the ramp staring up at The Wild Bunch. Eventually Justin Sane rolls in under the bottom rope from the other side of the ring and groggily rises to his feet joining the Wild Bunch as they all stare down at the Black Hand and Jose Reyna who is helping Jason Allen stay upright. The Heels still have the numbers on The Faces since Awesome Bill is being stretchered to the back.
The numbers don't last long however since Jose Reyna escorts Jason to the back, glaring daggers at Ember Blackpool and shoving Tavian Dracul out of the way while he and Jason Allen make their way up the ramp. Tavian looks like he wants to retaliate, but his brothers hold him back as the Wild Bunch celebrate in the ring and Justin Sane looks around for his partner not realizing what has happened to him.
SAINTS OF SINNERS vs. TEXPRESS, DK MURPHY & GHOSTHEADThe so-called good guys are out first. DK Murphy, Texpress and the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Ghosthead make their way to the ring. Murphy has a shillelagh, GH has a Triple-H-brand sledgehammer and Texpress have their cowboy hats. Looks like Chad and Zane are having a few words with their teammates about playing down to the opponents’ level. DK and GH both ignore Texpress and wait for the Saints with weapons ready. Referee Junior Hale is already giving Murphy and Ghosthead the what’s-for.
The Saints come out to a chorus of boos and a small cheering section. Moose leads the way with Stank and LD flanked out behind him. Fulton brings up the rear. Moose has Happy DethBat while Fulton has his ax handle. Moose, LD and Stank walk to the ring side by side while Fulton walks behind the three. They stop just before climbing in. Moose looks first at LD and then at Stank. He nods and the three climb in then Fulton climbs in afterwards.
Murphy makes some comment about Fulton being Moose’s lap dog and Ghosthead almost cracks a smile. Texpress keep their eyes on LD and Stank. Junior Hale is nearly beside himself trying to get six of the men out of the ring so he can start this.Hale’s smart enough to be talking to the eight men from the far side of the ring out of the way which was a great idea. Before he can blink, the Saints rush the White Hats who were ready for it.
Texpress, LD and Stank start to brawl and tumble to the outside. LD squares off with Chad while Zane and Stank take to each other. Moose and Murphy start beating on each other with their respective weapons while GH and Fulton face each other. Blows are traded and eventually everyone is bleeding somewhat. Moose and Murphy more than the others.
Chad and Zane have maneuvered so they’re back to back with Stank and LD unable to help each other. Moose and DK go back and forth in a corner, neither one getting an advantage. GH takes big swings with his sledge at Fulton, but has either forgotten or ignored that Fulton is proficient with a sword (did you forget to read his bio on the OOWF Archive?!). Fulton parries each swing with his ax handle and finally with a big loop manages to hook and toss the sledge out of the ring.
Moose notices this happen and yells, “NOW!”
Fulton drops his ax handle and runs the ropes. LD and Stank shove their opponents back into each other and slide into the ring on either side of a rushing Fulton. Moose, meanwhile has dropped to the mat and rolled out the opposite side.
Fulton comes flying through the ropes and suicide dives into Texpress! All of Fulton’s nearly 400 pounds drives Chad and Zane back into the barrier and the three men go down in a heap, with Fulton laying on top of Texpress. LD and Stank now work on GH and Murphy while Moose is getting more weapons.
Hale sees Moose toss chairs into the ring and calls for the bell.
This match has been declared NO CONTEST.Moose has tossed in a few chairs and rolls into the ring and starts using them on GH and Murphy. While they are down, LD and Stank each grab a chair and the three-on-two beat down commences.
Stank sets up Murphy for a Stank-U at the same time LD has Ghosthead in a Canadian Destroyer. Both men hit their finisher and DK and GH are out. Moose sets up a chair around Murphy’s leg and climbs the turnbuckle. LD holds Murphy down while Stank goes out to help Fulton with Texpress.
We can hear Moose tell Murphy, “I told you I was going to hurt you” before he leaps off the turnbuckle onto the chair, Pillman-izing Murphy’s ankle.
Murphy is screaming in pain and Daniella comes out from the back to help her brother. Before she can, she’s cut off by the Black Hand who keep her from the ring. Stank and Fulton have finished with Texpress and climb back into the ring. Stank goes over to Moose and LD, while Fulton retrieves his ax handle and stands Ghosthead up in the corner.
Fulton says, “This is how I’m going to take your title” and smiles at the barely conscious Ghosthead. Who was probably playing possum. He spits Green Mist into Fulton’s face, drops and rolls out of the ring. Fulton claws at his eyes while the Saints rush to his aid. They get him out of the ring and retreat to OOWF Medical. The Black Hand finally let Daniella through and she goes to her brother’s aid as Texpress starts to stir.FIREWOMAN vs. TBA – Pick Your PoisonOld school flamepots line the stage as Tony Iommi's “Flame On” hits and the place damn near explodes...walking through the flames illuminated by red spotlights is Firewoman. She has a look of anger on her face as Robert Johns introduces her. She ignores the fans and heads straight to the ring. She rolls into the ring, leaps up and runs the ropes. No posing on the turnbuckles. She just stands opposite the ring ramp waiting for the announcement of her opponent.
“And Firewoman's opponent...as picked by Chloe...is from Chicago Illinois...”
“Soulfire” by the 12 Stones hits, and a demonic grin comes across the face of Fire as Christian Carter comes out. She is accompanied by Alexis Darling and the Masked Man. Alexis is screaming at Carter and Carter is arguing back. At the bottom of the ramp Alexis tries to pull Carter back up the ramp and the masked man is trying to get into the middle of the argument. Fire brings the discussion to an end as she hits the ropes and pulls off a Suicide Dive into the middle of the entourage and begins laying fists into Carter. She kicks Alexis and the masked man out of the way and throws Carter into the ring. She climbs to the top rope and as Carter is getting up she leaps for a picture perfect Thesz Press but begins laying fists of fury into Carter who hasn't had a moment to breathe in this contest. Fire picks up Carter and goes to throw him into the ropes but as she does that Alexis jumps on the ropes and yells at the referee. The distraction gets the referees attention as well as Fire's so that Carter easily reverses the throw and as Fire hits the ropes the masked man reaches in and trips Fire and hold her leg down so that Carter can lay in several kicks to Fire's perpetually damaged ribs. Carter picks up Fire and throws her across the ring and drives a knee into Fire's midsection. That sets the tone for the next few minutes as Carter is not able to put away Fire, but Fire's not able to build any momentum because of the ribs. Finally Carter makes his move and goes for the Fall from Grace, but as he lifts Fire she smoothly slides off Carter's shoulders and hits a Codebreaker! Carter is stunned but that brings a bit of life back to Firewoman. They both slowly get up but Fire locks in the same double chicken wing for a Firestorm on Carter! Fire points down at Alexis who is fuming! Fire picks up the much bigger Carter and gets him in position for a piledriver...no, she lifts him up...Moosekiller!
But Fire's not going for the pin. Instead, she climbs high up on the ropes...is she going for it...yes...
Best
Firesault
Ever!
A thing of beauty. Or it would have been had not Alexis dragged Carter out of the ring. Fire lands square on her ribs and is very sore. The referee started to administer a ten count except the sudden appearance of the Draculs made that unnecessary.
Winner by DQ in 22:15 – Firewoman
The Draculs could have done a lot of damage had it not been for the appearance of Crash and Burn with steel chairs to try to run off the Romanians. Except Chloe showed up with her Branding Iron and fought through the onslaught to get a shot at Firewoman. Chloe drops the branding iron and begins slugging away at Fire. But Fire doesn't respond. In fact Fire starts a "hulk up" as Chloe keeps pounding away. Finally Power makes her way down the ramp. As Power climbs into the ring Fire starts laughing. Fire points behind Chloe as Power is warming up...Chloe turns and Power charges for a Spear! But Chloe steps aside and Power accidentally spears Firewoman! Power is apoplectic but has not noticed Chloe hitting the ropes and kneeing her in the back. Chloe quickly locks her sister in the LONDON DUNGEON! Out comes Spider McNulty and Sunny and the bodyguards and Chloe unwraps herself from the hold and signals to the Draculs that it's time to hit the road.
CHLOE vs. TBA – Pick Your PoisonChloe makes her way down to the ring, to "Closer," and looks about as prepared as prepared can be. She punches her fist into her hand as she turns toward the ramp. There's a pause and Firewoman's music "War Child" hits. Fire nods to the cheering fans and smirks at Chloe who appears ready to just charge out of the ring. Finally the music fades.
FW: Okay, now...simmer down there, Clio. So everyone's wondering...who did Fire pick...Well, I thought about it very carefully. Your opponent for tonight ... I have chosen the one person can sometimes intimidate even ME!
Chloe snarls at the use of the wrong name. Fire walks slowly down the ramp as she talks until she gets to about the halfway mark.
C: It's CHLOOOO-EEEEE!!!
Suddenly, "New Slaves" by Kanye hits and Ecosystem comes out. He begins to remove his tie with one hand and holds the mic in his other.
Eco: Fire!! I'm HONORED!!
FW: NOT you...get back there.
Ecosystem looks crushed, and mopes his way to the back.
FW: I know....you were all thinking I meant him. and it's true...he's an evil genius. But I needed to find someone to TRULY test you, Clio. Someone who wouldn't feel sorry for you. Someone who has terrorized victims on two continents. Someone whose unique skills include finding exactly which buttons to push their prey to the limit and then further. Someone who has forgotten more about mind games and violence than you, Clio, can ever hope to learn. AND...someone who your buddies in Saints of Sinners wouldn't interfere with.
The last statement confuses Chloe. Fire turns to look up the ramp. The lights go out, a bell tolls...and this music hits..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg92QpjRcJk&feature=kpThe crowd explodes as Omar al-Tikriti....POE....steps to the top of the ramp, head down, covered by a black towel. Fire smiles evilly as she looks at a shocked Chloe. Chloe keeps her eyes on Poe, as Fire AJ-skips to the announce table. She takes a seat next to Russ and Razz but does not put on the headset, so she can sit back and enjoy.
Poe does his intimidating walk to the ring as Chloe is clearly taken aback by this development. She recovers quickly though, and nods, telling Poe to 'bring it.' Poe removes the towel, and glares at her...then smiles. She whithers a little bit and a quick camera cut to Firewoman shows her enjoying this immensely.
Back in the ring the referee has called for the bell. Chloe declines to make the first move, which is probably wise, but this nevertheless pleases Poe greatly. He wastes no time going after her, however, and completely dominates the first few minutes. If he has any ring rust, it truly is not showing. He shoves Chloe into the corner and then follows in with a huge stiff clothesline, which drops her to her hands and knees. He raises a boot and drops it on the small of her back, driving her to the mat. And once more for good measure, driving the wind out of her. He picks her up by the hair, and the referee begins to count. Poe sneers at him, as if to say "How cute" and throws Chloe across the ring. He stalks after her, lifts her up over his head and slams her to the mat. He lifts her up again and EXPLODER SUPLEX~! He goes for a cover and one...two...NO! Chloe kicks out. Poe stands and goes to a corner, smiling as he watches Chloe struggle to her feet.
Chloe is no wimp though, and although she gets up slowly, she does get up. She turns and sees Poe laughing at her. She growls and charges. Poe is ready though and he dodges as she hits the turnbuckle. She bounces out, and Poe tries for an armdrag, but Chloe rolls through and armdrags him. She holds on to the arm behind him and kicks him in the kidneys. She gets to her feet, the pressure on his shoulder forcing Poe to stand with her. She wrenches his arm around again and turns him to face her so she can pepper him with fairly stiff forearm strikes. She throws him into the ropes and back out, but he reverses the Irish whip. She hits the ropes chest first, and bounces out. Poe goes for a clothesline from behind but she's got it figure out and drop toeholds him. He falls forward into the ropes. Chloe gets on tope of his back and pulls the ropes up to his 'neck.' We get another referee count and at 4.998, Chloe lets go. Poe grabs his neck and rolls away, and now it's Chloe's turn to gloat. Which she does, with glee. Then she decides to put the boots to him around the ring for a bit. She gets five, maybe six good kicks in, until Poe gets far enough away. He stands up in the corner and Chloe goes in with a big boot, but NO! Poe dodges, and now Chloe is caught, her foot hung up in the ropes. Poe rears back and .... DROPKICK~! Losing her other leg, Chloe falls backward into the TREE OF WOE~! Poe puts his foot to Chloe's throat and grabs the rope for leverage. Another 5 count, broken up at 4.88 this time. Chloe falls to the mat. Poe grabs her legs and ... DESERT SCORPION~! Chloe is clearly in pain, and if she's enjoying it, she's hiding it well. She finally reaches out for the ropes but they aren't there, because down towards the end, Firewoman has pulled them just out of reach. The referee admonishes Fire who backs off, and Chloe is able to grab them. Because the referee is talking with Firewoman, he doesn't see it at first...but finally he does and Poe releases the hold.
Poe says something to Firewoman which gives Chloe opportunity to get to her feet and try to work some feeling into her legs. Fire nods and Poe turns back around to see Chloe charging. He ducks a clothesline, but Chloe capitalizes on this by reversing course and hitting a MODERATELY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER~! She goes for a pin, one, two...NO~! The near fall revitalizes her, and she stalks Poe while he gets to his feet. She charges toward the corner again, and Poe again dodges, but this time she's ready and leaps to the top turnbuckle. Poe has gone to follow her in, but Chloe gets him in a front face lock and...TORNADO DDT~! She goes again for the pin, one, two...NO~! They start to get to their feet and Poe grabs Chloe around the throat. He maneuvers her around and ... CRUCIFIXION~! Now Poe goes for the pin, and one, two...NO~! Poe rolls away and Chloe counts the ceiling lights for a bit. Slowly they each get to their feet on opposite sides of the ring, before the walk slowly and perhaps painfully to the center.
Chloe and Poe are about worn out and exchange slow hockey punches. While she's holding her own, it's also clear Chloe is almost at her limit. Poe dodges a punch and kicks her in the stomach, doubling her over. He lifts her up and holds .... OBELISK~! After an impossibly long time, Chloe crashes to the mat with the brainbuster portion. Poe goes for the pin, one...two....NO~! Chloe kicks out! Poe shakes his head, a combination of bemusement and disbelief and the two struggle to get to their feet. Poe walks slowly to the side to say something to Firewoman, who directs him to pay attention.
Chloe has also gotten to her feet. They stagger towards each other and again start the slow punches of exhaustion. Chloe is able to dodge and gets a bit of energy and hits the ropes behind Poe, flying out with a dropkick. Poe falls to a knee and Chloe pounces with her last bit of energy, grabbing the arm. She wrenches it around behind him, turning him over....LONDON DUNGEON~! Firewoman is shocked at the new finisher, and it appears Poe is too. He writhes around trying to find the ropes. Fire leaps to her feet. The referee keeps asking and Poe keeps saying no....no....no...wait? Yes? Poe taps his free hand!!!
Winner via Submission in 44:31 - Chloe.
Chloe rolls over exhausted, hands over her face. Poe rolls to the ropes and uses them to get to his feet. He looks at Fire, who is stunned. He stalks over to Chloe who is trying to get to her feet and looks down on her with disgust. She's on her knees and he reaches down and grabs her under the chin, jerking her upward. She flails trying to free herself, and Fire rolls into the ring with Poe. Poe lifts Chloe up off her feet and....CHOKESLAM~! The crowd roars.
Poe turns to Fire and the crowd quiets down a bit. The two stare at each other for a bit, then Fire extends her hand. Poe looks at it....and shakes. Poe rolls out of the ring and up the ramp and Fire watches him leave. And doesn't see Chloe getting to her feet behind her. Fire turns as Chloe attacks and the Pier Two brawl is on! They throw lefts, rights, uppercuts, chops, kicks, etc....everything but the kitchen sink. Security floods the ring and separates the two. Chloe is yelling "HELL IN A CELL" while Firewoman simply smiles as they are both taken to the back.
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