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SHASHWAT MISHRA vs. MOOSEHEAD JACKMishra comes to the ring first, carrying a steel chair in one hand and a kendo stick in the other. The ref argues with Mishra and tries to get him to get rid of the foreign objects. Then Moosehead Jack makes his way to the ring, with a barbed wire baseball bat in one hand and a chain draped over his shoulders, the ref sees this and gives up. He calls the announcer over and it is announced that this will be a no-DQ match. Jack gets on the apron and starts to duck between the ropes, Mishra charges across the ring to attack, before he gets to him, Jack jumps to the floor, grabs Mishra’s legs and pulls him out of the ring, the two brawl on the floor and the match is ON! Jack and Mishra hammer away at each other, hockey fight style. Neither man will give an inch! Jack gets the upper hand with a couple of shots to the bridge of Mishra’s nose that draws blood. Mishra gets the advantage with a rake to the eyes. As Jack staggers, a wild-eyed Mishra grabs Jack and runs him face first into the ring post. Jack hits the floor and Mishra is there stomping away on Jack. Jack gets some separation from Mishra with a kick to the gut. Mishra charges again and Jack takes him to the floor with a drop toe hold. Jack mounts Mishra and wraps the chain around his throat and pulls back, then takes the barbed wire baseball bat and grates at his forehead until the blood begins to flow. Mishra reaches back and flips Jack over his shoulder. Jack rolls into the ring, Mishra follows him with a chair, Jack tries a clothesline, but Mishra ducks and slams the chair down on Jack’s skull. Mishra leaves the ring and grabs the kendo stick, waits till Jack gets to a sitting position and slams him in the face several times. Jack is bleeding heavily. Mishra pulls Jack to his feet and throws him over the top rope to the floor and follows him outside. SM grabs a bottle and smashes it across Jack’s face, drawing more gore. The two battle part way up the ramp, SM tries a pile driver, Jack reverses it into a backdrop, then staggers to ringside and grabs the chain and loops it around his fist. Jack heads back up the ramp and catches SM with a shot right between the eyes as he gets to his feet. Jack whips SM’s across the back with the chain. The two spill back behind the curtain and the brawl continues. They nail each other with everything they can get their hands on. The brawl spills out into the parking lot where Jack catches SM with a DDT on the hood of a car, leaving a bloody spot on the hood. Jack pulls SM to his feet and backs him against a car and sets him up for the heart punch. To add weight to it, Jack wraps the chain around his fist first. Just as he is about to hit it, Siriram appears from nowhere and locks on the Tazzmission! Jack is fighting the hold but fading fast. LD Williams rushes into the picture with a chair and swings at Siriram just missing his head. Shashwat gives Siriram an odd look and they move toward Jack and Williams. Officials fear an out of control brawl and separate the four men. The match is thrown out.
WINNER – no contest in 18:41
MR. JEALOUS vs. MERCURYBoth men start off with a collar and elbow tie up. MJ gets the early advantage and suplexes Merc out of his boots. Merc with a poke to the eye and gets a quick flurry of offense punctuated with a DDT. Merc covers and MJ kicks at 1 1/2. Merc still on offense with punches and kicks. Merc whips MJ into the corner and charges MJ. Merc is knocked to his back when MJ explodes out of the corner with a massive clothesline. MJ gains the advantage and begins to work over Merc's back with several back breakers and finally locks him in a bear hug. MJ doesn't want to wait for Merc to submit and sets him on the top turn buckle. Out of nowhere Merc throws some powder in MJ eyes. As MJ stumbles around the ring, Merc mocks him and begins to play the crowd. Merc walks up behind MJ and as he's about put him in a full nelson, MJ grabs him and nails Merc with the Monster.
WINNER in 8:21 Mr. Jealous
JUSTIN SANE vs. SOULDRAGONAs SoulDragon waits in the ring, Justin Sane makes his way to the ring, in full knight gear. He can barely move. As he comes down, he pauses by a raucous section of fans, one of the men, a very large, very burly Australian man, offers him a beer, Sane pops the top, they toast and the large man downs the beer, Sane follows suit (although he spills most of it) when he is done, the large Australian belches loudly and smashes the can on his head. Sane tries the same, but when he smashes the can on his head, he leaves a nasty gash and knocks himself goofy, falling to his back on the ramp. The partially crushed can lands on his chest and a ref appears from nowhere and makes a three count. SoulDragon has had about enough waiting and leaves the ring and grabs Sane by the back of the tights and slams him into the guardrail, then the ring post, the whole time armor is falling off of Sane. Dragon then finally rolls him into the ring. Sane slowly gets to his feet, and gets leveled with a clothesline. Dragon pulls Sane to his feet, lifts him in a vertical suplex, then allows Sane to fall on his feet, then snaps him down with a neck breaker. Sane grabs his head and writhes in pain. SoulDragon mounts Sane and hammers away with some wicked elbows (Onslaught rules so fists are forbidden) The elbows widen the gash on Sane’s forehead and the blood flows down his face. SD pulls Sane to his feet, whip him to the ropes and catch him with a pendulum backbreaker. Dragon gets to his feet and hits the ropes and drops a knee across Sane’s head. SD covers, but pulls JS up at two, which draws a warning from the referee. SoulDragon knows he has Sane right where he wants him so he toys with him for a bit. Dragon waits patiently for Sane to get to his feet, as soon as he does he charges out of the corner and nearly cuts him in half with a spear. SD once again pulls Sane to his feet and sets him on the top rope. SD climbs up there as well, but instead of attempting a move, he slaps Sane across the face, knocking the Sanest Man Alive to the floor. Sane hits hard, but SD does not even bother following it up, he appears to be content to take a count out. Sane gets to his feet at about five, then…hulks up? Sane slides into the ring and SD attacks throwing some stiff punches to Sane’s head after about three, Sane shrugs them off and gives the YOU! Finger point of doom! Sane flexes for a few poses then turns to SoulDragon to attack. SD looks at him for a second, then turns and hits an enzuguri to the back of Sane’s head that sends him to the mat face first. SD pulls him up, hits an OMEN DRIVER, then for good measure he picks him up again and destroys him with the SoulSnatcher and gets the three count.
WINNER in 10:01 SoulDragon
PHIL vs. MICROPLAYMP tries to sneak attack to start things, but at the last second Phil spins and catches him with a bolo punch to the jaw that sends MP out of the ring. Phil follows MP to the floor and pulls him up and rams him back first into the ring post. MP falls to the floor clutching at his back in pain. Phil then spends the next bit working over MP’s back, even locking him in an unnatural looking Boston crab for a bit. To his credit, MP refused to give up. Phil lets go, pulls MP to his feet and whips him hard into the corner, then tries to follow him in with an avalanche, MP moves at the last second, and Phil crashes into the corner, shifting the ring in the process. Phil staggers backward to the middle of the ring, nearly out on his feet. MP hits the ropes and nails him with an elbow to the face, once, twice, three times, finally the fourth elbow to the head drops the big man. Microplay covers, but Phil gets his shoulder up at two. MP does all he can to keep Phil grounded, negating his enormous size advantage. Phil makes it to one knee, and MP hits the ropes and catches him with a knee to the temple that sends him back to the mat. MP scales the second rope, going for an elbow to the throat but Phil gets a big boot to the face. MP flails into a corner, and Phil starts to get to his feet. While the ref is distracted, MP turns and pulls the protective pad off the turnbuckle. Phil charges in for another avalanche attempt, MP moves, and Phil slams his head on the steel. The big man does a reverse Flair flop, MP scales the ropes and hits a flying elbow, hooks the leg, the tights, AND puts his feet on the ropes and gets a cheap three count.
WINNER in 5:19 Microplay
CHRIS ALT vs. UNCLE ENTITY vs. SERAPHSeraph and Entity stare each other down in the middle of the ring, in an unusual show of aggression, Chris Alt unleashes a drop kick to the back of Entity that sends him crashing into Seraph, Alt then grabs a stunned Entity and rolls him up for a two count. Alt springs to his feet, turns and walks right into a choke slam/backbreaker from Seraph. Seraph rolls Alt over and plants a couple of knees to his back, Entity puts a stop to that wit ha super kick to Seraph’s jaw as he looks up. Entity grabs Seraph and backs him into the corner and hits a couple of shoulder blocks, he goes for a third, but Seraph gets a knee up first, Entity grabs his jaw and stands up, Seraph gives him an Atomic drop that sends him into a power slam from Chris Alt, Alt gets a two count but it is broken up with a knee to the back of his head from Seraph. The battle rages back and forth, as is par for the course in three way dances, none of the men can put one man away enough to focus on the third man. There are several near falls, and Entity nearly gets Chris to submit to the Crucifix, but Seraph makes the save. Seraph nearly gets the win after he hits a pile driver on Alt and catches Entity on the top rope and destroys him with a top rope Propitation. Alt breaks it up just as the ref’s hand is going down for the three count. The end comes when Chris Alt is on the floor after being knocked silly by Seraph. Alt was on the apron waiting to springboard himself into the ring and catch Entity, but Seraph grabbed him by the head and ran him down the apron into the ring post. While Alt was on the floor, Entity grabbed Seraph and brought him into the ring with a vertical suplex and turned it into a brain buster for a two count, Seraph just got his foot on the ropes. Entity pulls Seraph up and sets him on the top rope, going for a top rope brain buster. He holds on to the ropes though and shoves Entity hard to the canvas. Seraph climbs to the top rope and looks like he is about to drive an elbow into Entity’s throat, when Alt gets back on the apron and shoves Seraph off the top rope, Seraph lands chin and throat first on the steel. Alt leaps to the top rope, waits for Entity to get to his feet and hits a top rope Alt-acaranna, hooks the legs and gets the three count.
WINNER in 33:23 Chris Alt
THIM REYNOLDS vs. CORAX – Short Chain MatchThis match was first supposed to be a street fight, but then Corax changed his mind. Then is was supposed to be an “Iceberg” match, two men chained to a large block of ice with no escape until it melted, but it is August, in near summer heat and we couldn’t find a big enough block of ice. So instead, the two men are chained together with a 7 foot steel chain. Not much room for separation, the two men are going to have to work close. Both men slowly circle to start, tugging on the chain, trying to catch their opponent off guard and get the all important first shot in. Corax is slowly shortening the chain by wrapping it around his fist. Corax makes the first move and jerks Thim toward him and tries for a shot to the head with the chain wrapped fist, but Thim ducks it, yanks the chain spinning Corax around and levels him with a clothesline. Thim falls back against the ropes and drops a knee across Corax chest and gets a one count. Corax tries to slide away to regroup, but Thim pulls him toward him and catches him with a power slam and gets a two count from it. Corax tries to escape again, looking to get away from Thim, but TR clubs him in the back of the head. Finally Corax gets a breather after applying the scientific thumb to the eye. Corax loops the chain around Thim’s neck and pulls it over his shoulder, hauling Thim up on his back choking him at the same time. Thim manages to get his foot on the ropes and push off, sending both men to the mat. Corax is up to his feet first, he loops part of the chain around his boot and rakes Thim’s eyes with it, opening a gash just above Thim’s left eye. Corax mounts Thim and pummels him with shots to the face, opening the gash further until blood is flowing freely down Thim’s face. Thim shoves Corax off of him and gets to his feet wiping blood from his eyes. Corax bounds off the ropes and rocks Thim with a forearm to the side of the head, but Thim does not go down, another forearm sends Thim into the corner. Corax attacks Thim in the corner, laying several stiff kicks to the side of Thim’s head. Corax wraps the chain around Thim’s head, looping it just across his ear, then lays several wicked tajiri kicks to that side of Thim’s head. After repeated shots, Corax stops and Thim staggers out of the corner, blood is pouring from his ear. Thim turns on Corax and takes him to the mat with a double leg take down, Thim is trying to position Corax on the mat to get a striking submission (like in UFC) he throws a couple of HEAVY shots at Corax, but Corax frees himself by slamming the chain into the side of Thim’s head. Thim staggers, and what was just a small flow of blood from the side of his head becomes a flood of blood. Thim gets to his feet and staggers and appears to be having trouble keeping his balance. Corax gets to his feet, takes Thim to the mat by jerking on the chain, Corax pulls Thim to a sitting position, wraps him in a body scissors, and once again wraps the chain around Thim’s head, twisting the chain and digging into Thim’s injured ear. Thim growls in pain but will not submit. The ref finally checks on Thim’s condition, the ref turns pale when he sees how much blood Thim is losing and calls for the bell. Thim is furious.
WINNER by referee stoppage, in 14:09 Corax
After the match, Thim gets to his feet, but is pretty shaky, he wants to go after Corax, but he can barely keep his balance. Moose and LDW make their way to the ring and hold him back, then help him to the back.
THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS vs. THE DEVIL’S BRIGADEThe Devil’s wait in the ring while the Chickenshit Heels make their entrance, AA appears to be carrying a piece of paper, he hits the ring and immediately grabs a mic:
Ok, Camby, I have a letter here from the Australian Sports Specialization Honor Obligation Legislative Endowment, and, well I got bad news for you. Your test came back positive, so you cannot compete in our match tonight. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but a higher authority HAS spoken.
<Campy snatches the letter and starts to read, TO reads it as well, as they get about halfway down the page, they notice the ink is still wet, and mutters, Australian Sports Specialization Honor…ASSH…..>
TO: ‘arper tis es a fekkin fake, ‘dos nancy boyos are tryun to pull sumfin’!
AA: No, no we are not the Nasty Boys, we are the Chickenshit Heels, c-h-i-c-k-e-n-s-h-
<Harper snaps and charges across the ring, TCH scatter, it almost sounds like AA screams like a little girl as he flees the ring>The bell rings and it is ON! Camby is chasing AA and Johnny around the ring, Johnny rounds the corner and gets PASTED!!! With a wicked left from Tommy. The night is over for Mr. Adrenaline. AA pulls up and stops, and tries to turn and run from Tommy, when he turns around, Harper nearly takes his head off with a clothesline. Tommy and Harper roll AA back into the ring, he rushes across the ring on his knees and tries to make a tag to Johnny, only Johnny is in la-la land on the floor. Camby slowly stalks his prey. AA gets to his feet in the corner and gets a sudden burst of courage and charges at HC, and eats a spine buster for his trouble. Camby tags in Tommy and he locks AA in the Irish Cloverleaf. For good measure, Camby drops a knee on the back of AA’s head. AA fights and makes it to the ropes forcing the break, Tommy pulls him to his feet, whips him to the ropes and hits a high knee that catches AA right on the jaw. Another tag to Camby, he comes in, jerks AA to his feet and hits a power bomb. AA slides out of the ring, staggers over to Johnny, who is just finally starting to move, pulls him to his feet and The Chickenshit Heels head up the ramp and to the back. Camby and O’Neil wait in the ring and take the count out victory.
WINNERS in 4:15 by count out – The Devil’s Brigade
FIRECHILD vs. CANADIAN DRAGONCanadian Dragon and Firechild don’t wait for the bell, and even though this is Onslaught Rules, they’re both very close to the breaking point. Firechild nails CD with some hard forearms to the side of the head, and CD counters with knees to the gut. The two fall to the mat still entangled, neither one able to gain an advantage. They roll out of the ring and end up on their feet, still brawling. The ref decides that he’ll take the hockey approach and let them brawl until they fall to the ground. They finally do, and the ref goes about breaking them up, finally pulling Firechild off CD and demanding FC get back in the ring. FC is pissed, asking why CD isn’t getting the business, too, but finally gets back in the ring. The ref turns to CD and rips CD a new one for his aggression, then demands he get back into the ring. FC and CD finally stand in the middle of the ring, admonished, and the ref gives the motion to continue the match. Both men are more careful this time. FC gets the headlock and CD whips him off, missing with the clothesline. FC goes for a spinning kick but CD hung onto the ropes, and when FC charges CD ducks and FC’s back outside the ring again. CD takes the chance, diving over the top rope and plasters FC with a tope con vegetarian burrito y hilo or something nifty like that. CD gets to his feet, soaks in the crowd support, and tosses FC back into the ring. FC pokes CD in the eyes to gain the advantage, then goes for leg sweep takedown and a series of elbows to the knee. FC goes Old School with a Spinning Toe Hold, but then gets too smart and bends down to talk trash at CD. CD grabs FC by the shoulders and rolls into a small package. One, two, thr…NO! FC kicks out just in time. FC attacks with a series of kicks, then picks up CD and slams his head into the turnbuckle to gain an advantage. CD is groggy, and FC whips him into the ropes. CD reverses but gets spun around and as FC comes off the ropes FC cracks his head into the back of CD’s head, and both go down in a heap. The ref’s count get to seven before FC finally starts to stir. CD is still down and out. FC lifts the limp body of CD up for the Inverted Diamond Cutter! But in his dazed state FC can’t make the cover quickly. One, two, thr…again CD kicks out at the last moment. FC is clearly frustrated, leaves the ring and grabs a chair. The ref pulls the chair away from Firechild and puts it back by the timekeeper. But that gives Firechild the chance to grab a beer from a ringside fan, and when CD grabs FC to pull him back into the ring, FC throws the beer in CD’s eyes, blinding him! CD staggers back, FC jumps into the ring and hits the Inverted Diamond Cutter again! You have to be kidding me! The ref didn’t see that? Firechild covers for the pin. 1, 2 and 3. WINNER in 8:47, Firechild.
The ref spots the beer cup and beer in the ring and questions Firechild, but FC plays dumb and insulted. FC continues to argue with the ref, and doesn’t see CD recovered and standing behind him. FC turns around and is met with a series of punches. Whip to the ropes and a huge clothesline by Canadian Dragon. FC is dazed, and CD takes advantage: CANADIAN DESTROYER!!! CD stands over the wasted FC for a few seconds before leaving the ring.
CHRIS COLE vs. SIRIRAMSiriram comes to the ring and waits patiently in the corner. Cole comes out next and struts cockily to the ring. The ref calls for the bell, and Cole walks to the ring, he still hasn’t taken his sunglasses off. He has a cocky grin on his face, and doesn’t seem to be paying too much attention to Siriram. After the ref’s instructions, Cole reaches out and tries a little dismissive slap to Siriram’s face. Siriram grabs Cole’s arm, and twists it and gives him a neck breaker (like William Regal used to do). With Cole on the mat, Siriram calmly reaches down and takes his sunglasses and puts them on and retreats to the corner once again. Cole gets to his feet and is livid. He demands that the ref get his shades back NOW. The ref walks over to Siriram nervously, Siriram calmly takes the glasses off, folds them up real nice, then snaps them in half and throws them to the floor. Cole charges in, livid, Siriram sidesteps and traps Cole in the corner and unleashes some of the most brutal chops we have ever seen. Siriram keeps Cole on the defensive for most of the match. He gets a couple of near falls, especially after hitting a modified muscle buster (instead of falling to his back, he drops to his knees) but Cole made it to the ropes. Cole gets the upper hand when he ducks a Siriram savate kick and hits a low blow. Cole now takes over and keeps Siriram mostly on the mat, working over his neck setting him up for the Headliner. Cole hits a wicked corkscrew DDT for a two count, and sets up the Headliner, but Siriram frees himself and sweeps Cole’s legs, with both men on the mat, Siriram is in charge, out of nowhere he locks on the CATTLE MUTILATION! Cole frantically reaches for the ropes, but Siriram increases the pressure and Cole is forced to tap.
WINNER in 36:41 Siriram
DRINK & DESTROY vs. THE BLACK DAWGSAll four men are in the ring, ready for action – Black Dragon starts to get in FF Capslock’s face and when FFC trash talks back, BD slaps him in the face! FFC gives him an “I don’t believe you just did that” expression, looks at Stank and says “Do you believe that?” when Underdawg throws a left hand, tagging FFC on the jaw! The ref decides this is as good a time as any and calls for the bell – that match is on! ‘Dawg stays on FFC, so the ref gets Dragon and Stank into their respective corners. UD sticks with the punch and kick offense, not letting FFC get his bearings. UD goes for the Irish whip, but FFC reverses and knocks UD down with a shoulder tackle, then tags in Stank. As UD gets to his feet, Drink and Destroy whip him into the ropes; hit a double shoulder block, and then a double elbow drop before the ref reaches 5. Now it’s Stank on the attack, as he straddles UD, drops his weight on his chest and start firing rights and lefts. UD covers and tries to weather the storm, But it becomes obvious that having Stank’s weight on his chest is becoming a problem, as UD tries to lever the big man off, but isn’t having any success. Stank bounces his weight a little, driving more air from UD’s lungs and starts with the rights and lefts again – when UD tries to cover, Stank grabs his arms, throws his weight forward and has the pinning situation! The ref is down for a one count, UD gets a shoulder up. Stank drops his weight again, UD’s shoulders are down for a 2 count this time. Stank goes for the crush again, and this time Blackdragon is in – off the far ropes with a dropkick right in Stank’s face! Stank is stunned, and starts to get off of UD, and as the ref get BD out of the ring, he misses UD delivering the low kick to Stank! Stank doubles over in pain, giving Underdawg the chance to get to his corner and tag in Blackdragon. Dragon is in and starts immediately with a flurry of martial arts kicks to the front and back of Stank’s head, knocking him to the mat after the fourth brutal shot. Dragon then hops onto the second turnbuckle and drops a knee across Stank’s head. As Stank gets to one knee, Dragon hits a twisting neck breaker, and follows with another knee drop, this one to the back of the neck. Looks like Blackdragon has singled out his body part! He drops a hard elbow to the back of the neck, then a second. Stank gets back to one knee again, so BD goes back to the second rope – but when he leaps off, Stank catches him and PLANTS ‘Dragon with a modified Black Hole Slam! Stank makes a desperate dive and tags in FFC! FFC charges across the ring, stepping on the prone Blackdragon, and knocks Underdawg off the apron. He then charges back across the ring, stepping on BD a second time, before bouncing off the ropes and hitting the sit-down splash! Cover – ref gets a two count and BD JUST gets a shoulder up! FFC picks up his opponent, pushes him into the neutral corner and drives in a pair of hard shoulder thrusts into the corner. FFC brings Blackdragon out of the corner and climbs the turnbuckle for Pride of Fresno Blackdragon has the instincts to drop into the ropes, knocking FFC from his perch. Before Blackdragon can move, FFC grabs him and Irish whips him into the Drink and Destroy corner. FFC over, tags in Stank, and it looks like they are going for the DUI! Before they can hit the move, UD is back in, hitting FFC with a hard clothesline, allowing BD to avoid the finisher – Stank improvises by tossing BD out of the ring!
Meanwhile, UD grabs FFC for the swinging DDT, but as he goes around Stank catches him, and Drink and Destroy hit a modified double team slam. Suddenly, FFC picks UD up in a bear hug, and Stank goes to rebound off the far ropes for a Hart Attack!? But BD is there and low bridges Stank who takes a HARD fall out of the ring, hitting his head on the concrete! UD hits FFC with an ear-ringer slap to get free, and goozels him for the choke slam! But he can’t get the big man up! FFC throws an elbow to get free, and Blackdragon is right there with a chop, FFC chops back and Blackdragon just drops to his knees – just as Underdawg comes flying off the far ropes with a running Yakuza kick over his partner’s head and right to FFC’s face! As he falls back, Blackdragon grabs his legs, jackknifes over – ref counts 1, 2, 3 - - - WINNER in 18:23 The BlackDawgs
HARDBODY HARRIS vs. DONOVAN VIPERViper comes to the ring first, accompanied by Ayaka and her bat Viper appears to be carrying…an autograph book? As Harris makes his entrance, Viper and Ayaka have a heated discussion. Viper holds out the book and nods toward Harris. Ayaka takes the book and walks over to Harris as he enters the ring. Hardbody takes the book and says something that causes Ayaka to raise her bat threateningly. She looks at the book, then looks pointedly at Viper, who is suddenly deeply engrossed in an argument with a fan. Hardbody points at the book, then at Viper, and begins to laugh. Viper tries to convince the fans that the autograph is for his sister as the Ho-mo! Ho-mo chants fire up.
Harris, still chuckling, signs the book and hands it to Ayaka who returns it to Viper. Viper opens it eagerly, a huge smile on his face. The smile fades and the book falls from his hands as he turns to look a Harris. “I AM NOT A HOMO!!!” Viper screams as he slides under the ropes. Harris drops an elbow on Viper as he enters. He attempts a second, but Viper rolls to his feet. As they circle, both men are in tears, Viper’s of rage and Harris’s of laughter. They lock up, and Viper goes behind with a hammerlock. Harris reverses, and Viper re-reverses. Harris, suddenly realizing the position he’s in, and with who, yelps and jumps forward. Harris makes a show of not turning his back to Viper, and pays for it by eating a vicious elbow. Harris comes up with a busted lip and fire in his eyes. Apparently the games are over. Harris lunges at Viper, who side-steps. Viper grabs him and hits a reverse body slam that plants Harris face first. A series of forearms to the face later, and Harris is bleeding from the nose as well as the lip. Ayaka distracts the ref as Viper removes a turnbuckle pad. Viper picks Harris up. He attempts an Irish whip, but Harris reverses into a short arm clothesline. Harris off the ropes with a knee drop. A few stomps, and Harris picks Viper up and shoves him into the corner. Harris climbs the turnbuckles for the count-a-long punches, but only gets to seven before Viper manages a modified spine buster. Viper rolls Harris over and locks on the Viper lock in the middle of the ring. Blood streams from Harris’ face, and he screams in pain, but he will not submit. Miraculously, Harris manages to drag himself (and Viper) to the ropes for a break. Viper picks Harris up and kicks him into the corner. A hard Irish whip is reversed at the last second and Viper hits the exposed turnbuckle face-first. Harris falls to his knees as Viper crumples to the mat and rolls to the floor. The ref counts to nine before Ayaka manages to help the badly bleeding Viper back into the ring. Viper with a roundhouse, but Harris ducks and hits an atomic drop. Viper hobbles in a circle and gets leveled by a clothesline. Harris picks him up for a vertical suplex, holding him motionless in the air for well over thirty seconds before driving him to the mat. Harris covers for two. Viper blocks a body slam attempt, and picks Harris up in a fireman’s carry. Instead of following through with a slam, Viper runs backward, driving Harris’ spine into the exposed turnbuckle, then roles forward and cradles him on the mat. One…two…thr-Harris rolls a shoulder to escape. Viper throws Harris to the rope, but Harris ducks a clothesline and hits one of his own on the return trip. Harris hits a wicked DDT and climbs the ropes. As Viper staggers to his feet, Harris leaps…and is caught with a brutal power slam. Harris is out, but Viper is unable to make the cover. The ref counts both men down, and reaches eight before Harris stirs. At the same time, Viper uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet. Viper lunges at Harris - TO BE EDITED IN LATER!! Viper is out, and Harris covers. One…Two…Three. WINNER in 37:16, Hardbody Harris.
ERIC O’MAC vs. AUSTRAROO – Onslaught Championship MatchEOM, even though he's the champion, comes down to the ring first - he's smiling and looking like a confident champion until Falling Apart by Trust Company hit the PA and the crowd goes totally batshit!!!! Austraroo hits the top of the ramp and just soaks up the cheers, screams and chants. He walks down the ramp shaking hands with everyone on both sides and then does the same around the whole of the ring. By the time he hits the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle to wave at the back row his intro track has already repeated and the crowd are still going strong after five minutes. As the audience begin to settle the ref calls for the bell and the two men shake hands in the middle of the ring - when EOM pulls Austraroo towards him and drops him with a short arm clothesline - the crowd erupts again and EOM visible ducks because of the noise. Austraroo goes back to his feet grinning from ear to ear and egging the crowd on some more - talk about partisan crowd. The two men head for a lockup and Austraroo gets the upper hand, spinning EOM around into a hammerlock. He runs EOM forwards into the corner and drops his head straight into the turnbuckle before moving away and bowing to the, once more, hysterical crowd. EOM checks his jaw and looks around in disbelief and the noise being generated - it's like they crammed the whole of Australia in here!! They lockup again and once more Austraroo gets the advantage and the two men move into a lengthy chain sequence where Austraroo seems to be always just slightly ahead of EOM. The sequence ends when Austraroo flips EOM onto his front and spins around, amateur style, stop, stands up and slaps the back of EOM's head. EOM gets back to his feet and you can almost see steam coming out of his ears - he charges at Austraroo who hits a beautifully timed drop toe hold and manages to almost garrote EOM on the bottom rope. EOM begins to roll around the ring in agony, that move could have crushed his larynx!!! The crowd quiet somewhat and Austraroo moves back and the Ref hits the dreaded X sign. EOM has stopped now near the edge of the ring and is crouched on all fours clutching his throat, obviously struggling for breath. Both Austraroo and the Ref come over to check on him as a pair of official’s race down to ringside to help. Both Austraroo and the Ref lean over the top rope to talk to the officials when EOM suddenly grabs Austraroo from behind and pulls him backwards into a schoolboy rollup pin . . . EOM shouts to the Ref who drops to the mat and counts the 1, 2, 3, not noticing that EOM is even moving his feet onto the second rope for leverage. As soon as the bell sounds EOM roll out of the ring, walks past two very bemused looking officials and jogs up the ramp, pausing only to tap the side of his head in the internationally recognized sign of good thinking to taunt the crowd. He quickly changes his mind and runs backstage as the audience begins to throw anything that isn't nailed down at him!!!! Austraroo simply sits in the middle of the ring shaking his head and asking the official what happened. He soaks up the cheers from the crowd for a few more minutes before head backstage. WINNER in 12:32 – Eric O’Mac
WCW vs. THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchIn an unusual move, the champs come to the ring first, Tommy still has his ribs taped from the bamboo scaffold match, and Westgaard still looks a bit worn. Wilder is carrying a piece of paper, wonder what that is all about. The Team From Down Under comes out next, to a deafening ovation. JWW and Wilder wait patiently as TFDU acknowledges the crowd. When the cheers die down a bit, all four men come to the center of the ring. Wilder calls for a mic:
Ok guys, we know you are upstanding and all that, and can do the whole scientific thing like no one else {pause for large crowd pop}but we also know you like to tear the house down {pause for an even bigger pop} So since this is your special homecoming, right here in front of the great fans in Australia! {pause for cheap pop}I got permission from the Rick right here {waves the piece of paper} for this to be a TLC MATCH!!! Whaddya say? {Jack and Gator grin and nod, Westgaard looks stunned and pulls his partner aside. Wilder assures him it is all good and the match is onThe four men slide under the ropes and each digs around under the ring and tosses tables and chairs into the ring as well as your standard wrestling issue ladder. Wilder sets up the ladder on the outside of the ring, climbs to the top and takes out both members of TFDU with a perfect moonsault into the ring. Westgaard slides under the ropes and grabs a chair and slams it across Gator’s back, then scoops him up and slams him hard to the mat. Wilder, back on the apron again, slingshots himself into the ring and drops a leg across Gator’s chest and gets a two count before it is broken up by an Outback Jack elbow to the back of the head. Jack pulls Wilder to his feet and hits a standing belly to belly suplex that plants Wilder, then he and Gator go after Westgaard backing him into the corner and stomping an Australian sized mud hole in him. Gator sets up a table in the corner and whips JWW into the corner and sends him crashing through the table. Jack staggers out of the corner and walks right into a CALL OF THE WILD!!!! Gator covers, but Wilder comes out of nowhere, flying off the top rope with a chair, hitting an Arabian Face buster on Gator. Jack and Wilder slug it out, Jack gets the better of him and leaves the ring, folds up the ladder and tries to bring it into the ring. Gator gets it hung up on the ropes and has to come into the ring and try to pull it in, Wilder gets a running start and leapfrogs over Gator’s back, over the ropes and to the floor, pulling the part of the ladder outside the ring down, and sending the other half shooting up into Gator’s jaw, knocking him goofy on the mat. Jack and Westgaard are both to their feet, and they each grab a chair and swing and connect chair to chair in mid air. They drop the chairs and grabs their hands, in pain. Jack recovers first and hits the ropes and nearly spears Westgaard out of his boots. Jack tries to lock on the cross face, but Westgaard fights it by biting Jack’s hand and arm. Jack takes out some frustration with some stiff cross face shots to Westgaard’s nose. Both men get to their feet, Jack scoops Westgaard up for a slam, but Westgaard slips over his shoulder hits the rope and connects with a cross check that sends Jack back into the corner. Westgaard backs into the opposite corner and grabs a piece of the table he went through earlier and charges at OBJ. Jack gets a boot up and catches a charging Westgaard sending the piece of table slamming back into his head, as Westgaard staggers, Jack explodes out of the corner with a bulldog and rolls Westgaard over for a two count. Jack leaves the ring and starts to climb to the top rope, just as he gets to the top, Westgaard gets to his feet and falls against the ropes, dropping OBJ crotch first on the top. Westgaard climbs the ropes and pulls Jack to his feet in the corner, both men are perched precariously on the top rope, what are they going to do? Since Jack’s back is to the audience, GatorBait realizes that no matter what, his partner could well get the worst of it, he gets to his feet and starts toward the corner, Wilder slides into the ring and charges at Gator from behind, Gator turns around just in time and catches a charging Wilder and boosts him up over his shoulders toward the corner. In a remarkable show of agility, Wilder is able to turn his body and land on the second rope, but his momentum sends him into Westgaard and Jack, and both men go flying off the top rope and crash through the Tasmanian Announce Table! HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT!!!! Jack and Westgaard might be dead. Wilder stares at them in disbelief, the distraction allows GatorBait to grab Tommy from the top rope and hit a snow plow for a two count.
On the outside Jack and Westgaard are both laid out outside the ring after falling from the top rope and crashing through the Tasmanian Announce Table. Inside the ring, Wilder and Gator slowly get to their feet, each man sets up a table that is left lying in the ring. Wilder gets his set up first and waits for Gator to turn around, as he does, Wilder catches him with a Varial Slam, and rolls Gator onto the table that he set up. Wilder quickly climbs to the top rope, pauses for a moment then gets a big grin on his face. Wilder leaps off the top, then down to the floor. He rummages under the ring for a moment then produces the BIGGEST LADDER WE HAVE EVER SEEN! This must be a 30 foot ladder, he slides it into the ring, sets it up and starts to climb, then pauses, pulls Gator off the table and hits a release German suplex, then rolls him back on the table. Tommy starts to climb the ladder. On the outside, Westgaard and Jack are slowly getting to their feet, Westgaard looks in the ring and sees what Tommy is about to do, and his jaw drops, which allows Jack to hit him from behind with the boomerang. Wilder makes it to the top of the ladder, pauses a moment to get his bearings and look at the crowd, then launches himself for an AIRWALK!!! At the last possible moment Gator moves off the table and Tommy slams through the table chest first!! OH MY GOD!!! Wilder is OUT!!! Gator pulls a barely conscious Wilder to his feet, rolls him on top of the second table and hits a CHOMP through the table, cover1,2,3!!!! NEW CHAMPS!!!!
WINNERS in 28:14 and NEW OOWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS – THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER!!
Jack and Gator celebrate for a moment, but then they notice Tommy is coughing up blood and they quickly motion to the back to get some help out there, they kneel by Tommy and check on him. Westgaard rolls into the ring and at first looks pretty annoyed, but then sees Tommy and it quickly melts to concern. The three men, and medical officials help load Tommy on a stretcher and head to the back.
CAPELLAN vs. LD WILLIAMS – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchCapellan and LD Williams lock eyes in the center of the ring, without ever breaking his gaze, LDW slowly takes off the Intercontinental title and holds it high, as soon as Capellan glances toward the title, LDW blasts him in the head with a punch, the ref calls for the bell and this one is on. Williams gets a couple of shots in and whips Capellan to the ropes, Cap reverses it and catches Williams wit ha perfect dropkick. Williams gets to his feet and falls against the ropes, Capellan charges and Williams backdrops him over the top rope, but Cap lands on the apron, grabs Williams and drops down off of the apron, jerking LDW back awkwardly on the top rope, then catapulting him into the middle of the ring. Capellan is quickly back on the apron, as soon as Williams stands up, Capellan spring boards in and hits Williams with a leg lariat that sends him to the outside. On the outside, Williams gets to his feet and tries to catch his breath, but Capellan gets a running start inside the ring and leaps between the ropes and catches Williams sending him falling up the ramp. Capellan once again leaps to the apron and waits, Williams, rolls to the bottom of the ramp and lays there trying to regroup, Capellan springs off the bottom rope and hits a perfect moon sault. Williams is dazed, Capellan grabs him by the hair and rolls him into the ring and Capellan follows and covers, LDW barely gets an arm up. Williams has to do something to slow Capellan down or this is going to be a short match, and Williams’ title will be gone. Cap gets to his feet and whips Williams to the ropes, Williams ducks a clothesline, then hits the far ropes, Capellan goes for a hurracarana, but Williams catches him, holds on, and slams him to the mat with a power bomb. The back of Capellan’s head slams against the mat. Williams falls face first on the mat as well. The ref starts the ten count, neither man is moving. Williams gets to his knees at seven, Capellan is just stirring. Williams is up at nine, Capellan gets up as well, and then gets dropped with a LDW clothesline. LDW grabs Capellan in a reverse chin lock and grinds on Capellan’s neck while he clears the cobwebs from his head. LD switches it up and turns it into a neck vice, then bounds off the ropes and slams a knee right into the base of Capellan’s neck, sending him to the mat writhing in pain. LDW pulls Cap back and plants his knee at the base of Capellan’s neck and pulls back on his arms, pushing his head forward and driving his knee into the base of Cap’s neck. Capellan starts to sag, but then gets the power of the Aussie crowd behind him and starts to “Hulk Up” (Cap up?) Capellan fights to his feet, only to be taken to the mat with an elbow to the mouth and a clothesline. Williams pulls Capellan up and pulls him up in a standing vertical suplex, leaves him up there a moment or two to think about it, then falls back to the mat. Cap grabs the back of his head in pain, LDW covers again, but Cap kicks out at two. Williams pulls him up, hooks him around the neck, then pulls Capellan down backward, slamming the back of his head on his knee. Cap is knocked goofy, LDW covers and appears to get a three count, but Capellan has his foot on the ropes. Williams continues his domination, finally Capellan rallies. He ducks a LDW clothesline and hooks him in a crucifix and gets a two count. Capellan builds momentum and has LDW on the ropes. Cap plants LDW with a tornado DDT and waits for him to get to his feet, as soon as he does, Capellan darts toward the corner and hits a DRAGON KICK! He connects! Williams rolls under the bottom rope and falls to the floor. Capellan gets impatient and reaches between the ropes for Williams, unbeknownst to Capellan, LDW has grabbed his title and he PASTES Capellan between the eyes with it. The ref somehow missed it. Williams slides under the ropes and locks the STF on a barely conscious Capellan, wrenching back on Cap’s bruised neck. After what seems like an eternity, Capellan is forced to tap.
WINNER in 31:19 and Still OOWF Intercontinental Champion, LD Williams
NILES ANDERSON vs. CONCRETE TG – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match – Moosehead Jack is special guest refereeMoose sounds the bell and sits in the corner. Concrete stares a hole thru Anderson, who refuses to look CTG in the eyes. Finally, Crete slaps Niles, triggering a slug out in the middle of the ring. Moose pulls himself up as the action escalates, and CTG gets the upper hand. To the ropes, and Concrete drops Niles with a knee to the gut, then mounts him for some punches. Niles tries to cover up, and Moose steps in late with a slow five count. Crete won't relent, and finally, Moose pulls him off. CTG lunges back at Niles, but MHJ restrains him, noting that Niles is in the ropes. Anderson gets to his feet and yells at Moose about his lenient officiating, so Moose shrugs and lets Concrete go, and CTG tackles Niles through the ropes, and they tumble to the floor and have it out some more. Niles goes to the eyes to gain the advantage. Anderson slams Concrete's head onto the apron, then onto the announce table, but CTG elbows Niles in the gut, then sends him into the stairs. All of this, while MHJ "officiates" from the ring. Concrete with a snap suplex on the floor, and Moose decides to start a ten count. One. Concrete pulls Anderson up and gives him another suplex. Then a third one, this time onto the stairs. Two. Anderson holds his knee in pain and Crete slams the leg down onto the steps. He tries it again, but Niles kicks him off, then hits a drop toehold onto the stairs. Three. Niles tries to walk off the knee injury, then viciously sends CTG to the guardrail, dislodging a section of it. Anderson realizes the ridiculously slow count Moose is utilizing, so the champion dumps Concrete over the announce table, and chokes him out with some microphone cord. Four. Moose sees Niles using the cord and finally comes outside to step in. However, Moose simply grabs the other end of the cord, briefly examines it, tosses it back down, and backs off, letting the fight go. Five. Anderson, with the cord wrapped around CTG's neck, drags Crete from behind the table, to his feet, only to snap mare him over. Anderson mounts Crete for some punches, but Concrete grabs the excess cord and chokes out Anderson with it! Six. Concrete pushes Niles over and punches away. CTG gets to his feet, pulls Niles up and tosses him into the ring, microphone cord and all. Concrete reels in the rest of the cord, until the microphone is pulled into the ring. Niles pulls himself up in the corner, and Concrete goes to use the mic. But Moose grabs the mic as Crete charges, and CTG turns around to argue over it. The distraction is just enough for Niles to run from behind and deck Crete with a forearm to the back of the head. Anderson stomps away like a madman, then chokes out CTG with his foot in the corner, using the ropes for leverage. Then he chokes him using the middle rope, as Moose sits by idly and watches. Niles picks up Concrete for an inverted atomic drop, but instead drops him face first onto the bolt connecting the turnbuckle to the post, then flapjacks him to the mat on the rebound. Concrete comes up bleeding, and Niles punches at the wound, as MHJ watches on with a smile. Niles finally breaks and gets up to taunt the sold out crowd. Then he walks over to Moose and has some words for him as well, showing him his bloody knuckles. The words escalate, and they go nose to nose, teasing a brawl, but MHJ points out the fact that he is the official assigned to the match, and Niles backs down reluctantly. Anderson goes back to a busted up CTG, but Crete rolls him up out of nowhere, but Niles kicks out before Moose even gets to the mat to count. Niles pops up and goes to kick Crete in the face, but Concrete grabs his foot and takes him down into an ankle lock. Niles scurries for the ropes and makes it, but Moose applies a slow five count yet again before CTG breaks the hold. Niles gets to his feet and uses the ropes for balance. Concrete charges for a clothesline, but Niles backdrops him over the top, but Concrete over-rotates on the flip, and lands face-first on the floor in a sick bump. Niles rolls out to the floor and walks off the ankle, then DDT's CTG on the floor. Niles has some words with some fans in the front row, then pulls back the protective mats on the floor, and sets up for another DDT. However, Moose comes out and stops Anderson from hitting the move. Niles yells at MHJ about his officiating again, and Moose tells him he won't allow a DDT on the exposed floor... but that if he wants to pile drive Concrete, he's more than welcome. Niles looks around in confusion for a bit, then grabs Crete for a pile driver. But CTG sweeps Anderson's legs out and catapults him headfirst into the ring post, as Moose shrugs in amusement. Now Niles is bleeding, and Concrete sends him to the post two more times for good measure. Oh, what the hell, a third time too. Then CTG hits a butterfly power bomb on the floor! Moose points back into the ring because the match can not be won on the floor, but CTG gives him the finger and some pleasantries and opens up with right hands on Anderson. Niles is bleeding everywhere! Concrete grabs a chair from ringside, looks in Moose's direction as if to get permission, and when Moose makes no motion to stop him, Concrete BLASTS Anderson with the chair in the aisle way! CTG drags Niles' bloody carcass back to the ring and rolls him in. But then Crete and Moose have words on the floor, and MHJ wipes some of the blood from CTG's face and flicks it back at him. This pisses Concrete off, but Moose threatens to ring the bell and disqualify him if he lays a hand on the assigned official for the match. Crete rolls back in, as does Moose, but CTG turns around, wipes his own brow, and flicks his blood onto Moose! MHJ chuckles at that, but Niles hits CTG with a low blow and hits the STEED-DT~! Cover by Niles. One............................... Two................................... And Niles is PISSED when Concrete kicks out at two and a half of an insanely slow three count. A bloody Anderson crawls over to Moose and screams at him, but Moose just laughs and tells him to keep fighting. Niles looks for an inverted DDT, but Concrete counters into a swinging neck breaker. CTG shakes the cobwebs and looks for a Lionsault, but Niles moves. Crete lands on his feet however, and Niles stumbles back into the CEMENT MIXER~! Concrete covers and we have a new champion... but Moose has to make the count! ONE, Crete and Moose lock eyes as Concrete knows the slow count is coming. TWO................................. But Niles kicks out at the very last second! Concrete knows he's been screwed, but Moose objects, noting that he made the very same slow count for Niles just minutes earlier. Concrete goes to the floor and grabs the chair from earlier, but Moose takes it from him upon reentering the ring. CTG has some choice words for MHJ, and grabs Niles for a Death Valley Driver. Niles wiggles free and takes Concrete down, looking for the Precision Incision, but Crete counters, takes Niles to the mat and locks on the SCAFFOLD~! If Niles taps out, Moose will HAVE to ring the bell! Niles grabs Moose's leg and pulls himself immediately to the ropes before Crete can really cinch it in. MHJ with yet another slow five count, enjoying seeing the champion in so much pain, and the long count allows Concrete to pull Niles from the ropes and back to the middle of the ring, and Anderson is in deep trouble. Suddenly, Johnny Adrenaline hits the ring to bail Niles out, but Moose drops him with a HEART PUNCH~! Anderson is close to tapping out when Attitude Adjuster sneaks in from behind and grabs the chair. AA winds up to nail Concrete, but Moose catches the chair on the backswing. They play tug of war with it, and AA lets go... and the sudden momentum causes Moose to fall back and inadvertently hit Concrete in the temple with the side of the chair, breaking the hold right as Anderson was ready to tap out. Moose floors AA with a HEART PUNCH~! Niles realizes what has happened, and covers Concrete. Anderson watches with a grin on his face as Moose turns around and has to make the count: ONE.............. TWO.............. THREE! WINNER in 39:12 and STILL OOWF World Champion: Niles Anderson
Niles orders Moose to raise his hand, and MHJ looks at him like he's crazy. However, just as Moose pointed out during the match, Niles informs Moose that he indeed IS the referee of the match, and that it is his JOB to raise the victor's hand. Moose grabs Anderson's hand and reluctantly raises it, and Niles quickly jerks away from Moose before he can be blindsided. Niles then tells Moose to bring him his title belt. Moose, on the other hand, tells Niles to go to hell. Anderson replies in kind, and since the match IS over, Moose decks him with a right hand. Moose lets Niles have it, opening up the gash on the champion's forehead even further. Short arm clothesline for Anderson, and Moose sets up for the pile driver. But Moose gets SHELLACKED with a steel chair from behind, as Concrete has made it to his feet. Anderson powders out to the floor before Concrete can maim him any further, and Crete grabs Moose and gives him a CEMENT MIXER ON THE CHAIR~! Niles grabs his belt, and the Chickenshit Heels escort him back up the aisle as CTG seethes in the ring while standing over Moose's motionless body.
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