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UNCLE ENTITY(w/Jesse Garron) vs. SOULDRAGONEntity attacks at the bell and backs SD into the corner with kicks to the rings and forearms to the face. UE pulls SD up, sets him on the top rope and slaps him across the face knocking him to the floor. UE follows SD out to the floor and slams his head onto the ring apron. SD staggers away, UE charges at him, but SD catches him with a back body drop. Dragon then goes after Garron and steals his walking stick, and goes after Entity. Entity, still on the floor tries to beg off and slowly scoots away, but SD keeps coming closer. Finally he raises the walking stick to slam it across UE’s head, and Entity grabs his tights and pulls him forward pulling him face first into the steel ring post. Entity rolls into the ring and argues with the referee over the legality of such a move. While he is arguing with the referee, Garron picks up his walking stick and slams it across SD’s back repeatedly. Entity breaks off his argument and leaves the ring again; he pulls SD up, blood stains Dragon’s face. UE rolls SD back into the ring and makes a casual cover; SD is able to roll his shoulder at two. Uncle Entity pulls SD up and hits a snap suplex and makes another cover, but SD is once again able to get his arm up and avoid the three count. Entity spends the next several minutes using a variety of neck breakers and neck vices setting SD up for the brain buster. Entity drops SD with a rude awakening neck breaker and climbs to the top rope and waits perched like an eagle for SD to get to his feet. As he does, UE flies through the air with a flying clothesline, but SD hits a super kick that levels UE, stunning him. SD falls across Entity and the ref makes the two count, Jesse Garron makes the save by raking SD across the eyes. The referee orders Garron to go to the back, while the ref is arguing with Garron, SoulDragon grabs Entity and tries for the Omen Driver, UE reverses out of it, low blows SD, then hits a brain buster, hooks the leg and gets a questionable three count.
WINNER in 7:14 Uncle Entity
MR. JEALOUS vs. PHILBig-man stare down to start off. Jealous strikes first but Phil counters with punches of his own. The brawl is on. Both men land big fists. Jealous backs Phil into a corner and pounds away. Then Phil ducks a punch and turns the tide sending Jealous on heels. Phil finally gets the best of the exchange when one his rights sends Jealous over the top on out onto the floor. Phil gives the crowd a “Yar” to heavy cheers. Jealous starts yelling at the fans to shut up. Jealous gets back into the ring and Phil seems unimpressed. Jealous lands a knee and then a body slam. Zombie sit-up by Phil. Jealous hits the ropes and nails Phil with a shoulder block. Phil is down and again sits up Zombie style. Jealous is starting to get pissed. He nails Phil with a spine buster and then quickly in on him with punches to the head. Jealous is stopped by a double handed choke. Phil gets to his feet while maintaining the hold and then delivers a wicked two handed sit-down choke slam. Jealous is barely able to kick out at 2. Phil is up and nails Jealous with a Yarplex. Then he nails a Pirate Booty Bomb. Phil’s then hits an Undead Nelson slam but on the spin Jealous’s foot hits the ref knocking him out. Phil makes the cover but the ref is not there to count. Phil goes to check on the ref and Jealous rolls out of the ring. Phil comes back over and reaches outside and grabs Jealous by the hair but is nailed with a chair that Jealous found at ringside. Phil is down and busted open. Jealous is in the ring and repeatedly hits Phil with the chair with all his might. Jealous sets up the chair and then delivers a wicked looking brain buster that bends the seat. Jealous kicks the chair out of the ring and covers Phil. The ref is slowly able to count to 3. WINNER AT 10:41 MR. JEALOUS
SERAPH vs. SHASHWAT MISHRAMishra waits in the ring, frantically pacing back and forth. Seraph makes his entrance, complete with serene music, and no expression whatsoever on his face. As he comes between the ropes, Mishra attacks clubbing Seraph in the back of the head and driving him down to one knee. Mishra claws at Seraph’s head trying to draw blood. Seraph fights to his feet and staggers Mishra with a palm shot to the temple. As Mishra tries to regain his composure , Seraph hits the ropes and takes Mishra down with a clothesline, then rolls him over on his stomach. Seraph mounts Mishra and pulls his head back by the hair and lands a couple of stiff cross face shots to the nose, then slams him down face first on the mat. Seraph pulls Mishra up and whips him to the ropes, and tries a clothesline, but Mishra runs right through it and catches Seraph right between the eyes with an elbow. Seraph staggers back into a corner, Mishra follows him in and pulls something from his tights, it looks like a pencil wrapped in tape! Abby would be proud. Mishra shields Seraph from the ref and gouges Seraph’s forehead with the pencil until the blood begins to flow. The whole time, despite no doubt being in agonizing pain, Seraph’s expression never changes. Finally Shashwat lets Seraph stagger out of the corner and argues with the referee when the ref questions him. Mishra pursues Seraph, but Seraph turns and nails Mishra with a spin kick to the mid section that drops Mishra to his knees. Seraph pulls Mishra’s head back and drops several elbows down across his nose, within seconds, Mishra is a bloody mess. Seraph pulls him to his feet and plants him in the middle of the ring with a belly to back suplex, then hits the ropes and drops a knee across Mishra’s face. Seraph covers but only gets a two count. Seraph pulls Mishra to his feet and whips him to the ropes and catches him in a sleeper hold. Seraph locks it in tight, and Mishra’s eyes bulge a bit from the pressure, and he starts to face fast. Mishra falls to one knee, the ref moves in to check on SM, and SM “accidentally” pokes the ref in the eye. When the ref turns around and grabs his eye, SM digs in his tights and pulls out the pencil again and reaches up and jabs Seraph in the head., Mishra jabs Seraph several times until he finally breaks the hold. Seraph staggers a bit, Mishra gets to his feet and charges at Seraph and hits a clothesline that takes them both over the top rope to the floor. Mishra grabs a wire and wraps it around Seraph’s throat, Seraph spins out of it and grabs Mishra by the throat and hits a choke slam on the floor. He starts to stagger away, but a dazed Mishra grabs his ankle and pulls him to the floor, the two brawl on the floor, pummeling each other with anything they can get their hands on, and completely ignoring the ten count. Neither man hears the bell, they don’t stop until officials flood ringside and pull them apart.
WINNER – double count out in 11:17
FIRECHILD vs. MERCURYMercury waits impatiently as Firechild makes his way down the aisle. As he gets close, Mercury attempts a baseball slide, but FC side-steps and drags Mercury out of the ring. He picks up mercury and runs him spine-first into the ring post. Instead of dropping him, FC swings Mercury into a body slam position and drills him into the STEEL steps. The Referee is out, and tries to convince FC to take it in the ring, but FC simply steps around him. FC picks Mercury up and throws him into the railing, following up with a clothesline that takes both men into the crowd. FC grabs a fan’s beer and throws it on Mercury. FC produces a lighter but the Ref grabs it before FC can put it to use. FC pauses to argue with the Ref, and turns back into a forearm from Mercury. Mercury drapes FC over the railing and leaps over, driving FC’s throat into the steel. Mercury pulls him back to ringside. An Irish whip is reversed BY FC, and Mercury again hits the apron back first. FC throws him into the ring, and follows, allowing the ref to finally ring the bell.
FC goes to town on Mercury with fists, boots and forearms, finally backing him into the corner. FC throws him hard across the ring, and FC hits the turnbuckles chest first. Instead of moving in, FC removes a turnbuckle pad despite the Referee’s protests. FC goes to pick Mercury up, but Mercury lashes out, driving FC back. Mercury throws FC into the ropes and nails a power slam, flowing through into a cover. Firechild kicks out at one. A snap suplex followed by a second rope leg drop gets one-and-a-half. Mercury attempts another suplex, but FC blocks, then reverses it. FC grabs the legs and sling-shots Mercury into the exposed turnbuckle. Mercury comes up bleeding, and FC’s eyes light up. He attacks Mercury with a vengeance, pummeling him until Mercury’s face is a mask of blood. The Ref pulls FC off and checks on Mercury. Mercury struggles to his knees and pushes the Ref away, only to take a vicious running knee to the face. FC picks Mercury up and puts him on the top rope. Instead of going for the superplex, FC backs up and runs up the turnbuckles, delivering a shining wizard that topples Mercury to the floor.
FC makes to follow him out, but the Referee prevents it, threatening FC with disqualification. Mercury pulls himself up with the ring apron at nine, and just makes it back in. FC goes back on the attack, driving Mercury into the corner. He throws Mercury across the ring into the exposed turnbuckle and follows him in. As Mercury stumbles back from the corner, FC locks in the Cher-Elohim. Locked in center ring and weakened by loss of blood, Mercury has no choice but to tap out WINNER in 18:48, Firechild.
CANADIAN DRAGON vs. JUSTIN SANESane comes to the ring first, and decides to interact with the fans by pretending to surf on the spectator railing. Unfortunately, Sane looses his balance and falls into the crowd, clipping his head on the back of a chair. A fan, apparently aware of Sane’s gimmick, covers him. A number of fans make the three count, and Sane is beaten again. Canadian Dragon made his entrance while all this is going on. He calmly walks over to where Sane had crashed, pulls him over the railing and drags him to the ring. Dragon props Sane against the railing near the ring, then rolls into the ring and asks the ref to ring the bell. As soon as the bell rings, Dragon races across the ring, slingshots off the ropes and flies over the top rope with a plancha that nails Sane across the upper body and flips both of them into the audience! The crowd erupts, and two more audience members try to pin Sane. Dragon, not digging the gimmick during a match, breaks up the pin fall. Dragon picks up Sane, tosses him back into the ring area, hops the ring barrier and tosses Sane into the ring. Dragon slaps hands with some of the fans, then turns back and rolls into the ring. As he does, Sane goes flying over the top rope, having mustered enough energy to attempt a flying body press. Sane hits nothing but ring barrier and falls crumpled to the floor. Dragon seems exasperated now, having to go back out of the ring again to get Sane. Dragon goes out, but Sane starts throwing blind haymakers and ACTUALLY CONNECTS! Dragon goes down in a heap from the surprise shot. Sane looks shocked, and celebrates with the fans. Dragon gets back up and goes after Sane. A fan high-fives Sane too hard and Sane stumbles backward into Dragon. They bang heads and both go down on the floor. Dragon is up first, and now visibly upset that he continually has to drag Sane into the ring. Dragon finally tosses Sane into the ring and decides to get down to business. A couple forearm smashes leaves Sane flat on the mat. CD follows with a DragonSault, then gets up and stares at Sane’s limp body. Dragon contemplates for a second, then picks up Sane by the hair. CANADIAN DESTROYER!!!!!! One, two and three. WINNER in 5:42, Canadian Dragon.
Dragon leaves the ring, and a couple minutes later Sane comes back to life. Not seeing Dragon around, Sane asks the ref to count out Dragon. The ref looks at Sane incredulously, then says “Forget this” and leaves the ring. Sane counts out Dragon himself, then jogs around the ring in celebration before leaving the ring. After a few seconds of celebration, CD comes back to the ring carrying a ladder, yes
the Ladder. CD sets it up in the middle of the ring, Sane starts arguing with the ladder, it gets pretty heated, Dragon waits in the corner, expecting what is coming next. Sane starts to climb the ladder, the whole time yelling at Ladder about how he is going to prove something tonight. When Sane gets near the top, CD springs into action and climbs the opposite side. A distracted Justin Sane doesn’t even notice. CD gets to the top, grabs Sane’s head and slams it down on the top of the ladder. CD makes the motion for….oh god no! A top of the ladder Canadian Destroyer! GM the Rick rushes out from the back and hurries to the ring, CD watches him, GM the Rick tries to reason with CD, but CD just grins and then hits a TOP OF THE LADDER CANADIAN DESTORYER! Justin Sane may seriously be dead. CD leaves the ring calmly while GM the Rick furiously waves for medical help.
MICROPLAY vs. CHRIS ALTThe match kicks off with Microplay and Chris Alt having a free and frank exchange of views in the middle of the ring . . . communication seems to break down somewhat when Microplay slaps Chris full in the face. Chris just stands there rubbing his jaw for a second or two before smiling broadly and returning the favor - only hitting him hard enough to drop him down to the mat. Chris bends down to slap Microplay around the back of the head but as he does so Microplay charges from his virtually crouched position, driving Chris back into the corner turnbuckle when he proceeds to chop Chris's chest until the ref gets to a four count before grabbing his arm and Irish whipping him across the ring to the opposite corner and doing the same again. When he tries this tactic for a second time Chris is expecting it and reverses the whip, throwing Microplay back into the corner with such velocity that he bounces off and crashes to the mat clutching at his back. Chris immediately drops an elbow into the small of Microplays back, then another and another. Microplay tries to roll over to the ring apron but Chris bends down and grabs Microplays ankle to drag him back. Microplay responds by simply clocking Chris square on the chin staggering him backwards. Before Chris can get back onto Microplay he's managed to get back to his feet and charges to clothesline Chris clean off his feet. Microplay moves immediately to return the favor of dropping a big elbow but Chris manages to roll out of the way and gets back to his feet at the same time. The two men then move into complete slugfest territory in the center of the ring, trading blow for blow, punch for punch. The brawl continues for the next ten minutes during which time both men have been warned by the ref and have also both been opened up but the pace is now beginning to slow.
The end finally comes after Chris whips Microplay face first into the corner . . . as Microplay staggers out Chris drops down and pulls Microplay over into a schoolboy. As the referee counts, Microplay is thrashing to escape the pin and Chris is struggling to keep him down. At two Chris's arm catches the bottom rope and he grabs on. The ref counts to three and Chris rolls out of the ring and looks down at his right hand . . . was that grab on the rope deliberate?? Doesn't matter really because the ref didn't see it and finished the count. Microplay looks pissed and complains to the ref but is getting no joy. WINNER in 14:23 Chris Alt
CHRIS COLE vs. SIRIRAMCole comes to the ring with a much more serious look on his face this week. He gets into the ring and walks right to the middle and waits for Siriram to come to the center. Cole appears more focused that we have seen him in a long time. Siriram slowly makes his way to the middle of the ring and the two slowly circle. Collar and elbow lock up, Cole grabs a side head lock, Siriram sends him to the ropes…then walks away. Siriram walks back to the corner, Cole waits in the center of the ring. He demands that Siriram lock up. Siriram walks to the center of the ring, and is about to lock up, then he shakes his head and leaves the ring. Cole is furious. He leaves the ring and chases Siriram, Siriram slides back into the ring, when Cole follows him, Siriram spins, and kicks him in the mouth. Then pulls Cole up and hits a hang man’s neck breaker. Siriram gets to his feet and looks at Cole, who is holding the back of his head, and slowly points to his head. Siriram gets close to Cole and we hear him say “on my terms, MY rules.” Cole snaps back to life and grabs Siriram in a small package for a two count. Siriram gets out and quickly gets to his feet, Cole is up quickly as well and he slips behind Siriram and rolls him up from behind with another two count. Both men quickly up once again, and Cole grabs Siriram around the head and drops him backward onto his knee. Now Siriram is on the mat in pain, and Cole grabs Siriram and tries to rip his mouth open, the whole time he is yelling at Siriram “I AM THE MAIN EVENT, bitch!” Siriram fights to his feet and grabs Cole in a bear hug for a belly to belly suplex, but Cole blocks it with a series of head buts to the face. Cole hip tosses Siriram to the mat and drops a fist right between the eyes. Cole covers for a two count. Cole tries to keep Siriram on the mat and out wrestle him, but Siriram is the master of mat wrestling and keeps getting the advantage over Cole. Cole pulls Siriram up and whips him into the corner and follows him in with a flying forearm to the head, and a knee to the mid section. Cole lets Siriram stagger out of the corner and drops him with a perfect spine buster. Cole calls for his finisher and scoops Siriram up for the head liner, but Siriram slips out of it, lands behind Cole, spins him around and hits a belly to belly suplex that sends Cole over the top rope. Siriram waits in the middle of the ring for Cole to get to his feet. Firechild rushes to the ring with a chair and slams it across Siriram’s back, spins him around and hits a Wings of Phoenix on the chair, then takes off leaving a barely conscious Siriram in the ring. Cole recovers, rolls into the ring and covers, 1,2,3 it is over.
WINNER in 9:54 Chris Cole
After the match, Firechild slides back into the ring and they put the boots to Siriram. FC locks on the Cher-Elohim and Cole gets right in his face and taunts him. Finally the two members of 3Piece Set leave the ring to the boos of the crowd.
THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE & THE BLACKDAWGS vs. DRINK & DESTROY & THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS – Elimination MatchDragon volunteers to start things for the heels, and Johnny gets volunteered by Capslock to begin the match for the defacto faces. As in their singles match two weeks ago, Johnny outlines the heel/heel concept to Dragon, but gets a quick right hand for his troubles. Headlock takeover, and BD grabs Johnny's hair to help maintain some leverage. Johnny cries foul, so Dragon does it again. JA to his feet, but Dragon flips out of a belly to back suplex attempt, dropkicks Johnny in the back and tags in UD. Upon seeing the big Dawg enter, JA scampers for the corner, but, out of hate and fear respectively, FFC and AA simultaneously drop to the floor and refuse a tag. Johnny begs Stank to tag in, and Stank obliges. Stare down between the two big men, and UD can't budge Stank with a shoulder block. Stank tries his hand, but is also unsuccessful. Words are exchanged and both guys go to the ropes, but Stank ducks a clothesline and power slams UD on the way back. Quick two count, and Stank sends UD into the face corner. Tag to Capslock, and D&D work over Dawg in the corner, which only pisses him off. UD punches out of the corner, but AA reaches in and sucker punches UD. Dawg no-sells it and turns around, which allows Capslock to clobber him from behind. Irish whip is reversed by UD and FFC eats a big boot. Camby wants in, so UD tags out, and HC stomps away viciously. Running clothesline in the corner, and Camby tags UD back in. UD with some dogbones in the corner, and then he tags O'Neil in. Tommy slugs away at Capslock, as well, then snap mares him out of the corner. O'Neil kicks FFC in the face and covers, but Capslock is out at one. Tommy charges, but Capslock drops him with a Bossman slam and tags in AA. Capps in with a measured elbow drop, and a second, then a vertical suplex. Cover gets a quick two. AA sends Tommy to the ropes and gets a hip toss. He pulls O'Neil back to the corner and tags Johnny back in. JA in with a kick to the ribs, followed by a gutbuster. Irish whip is reversed however, and Tommy stops him with a kick, then an inverted atomic drop. Tag back to UD, and Dawg beats Johnny like he stole something. Big boot for Johnny, and UD lines up for the FIREPLUG DRIVER~! But AA hops in the ring and breaks that up, drawing Dragon in. BD and AA brawl in the corner, and Camby's in to assist Dragon. Well, that brings Stank over, and the brawl spills to the floor. Suddenly, Capslock slides in with a steel chair and WALLOPS Adrenaline from behind, and tosses the chair to Dawg. Upon hearing the impact of the chair, the ref turns around to see UD with the chair in hand and disqualifies him at 14:00! (Faces 4-3)
Johnny's out, so Camby rolls in as the legal man, and makes the cover, but AA pulls the ref out of the ring to stop the count. Capps argues that the chair shot was illegal and that a pin shouldn't be counted. The referee argues AA's win/loss record is a joke and that it's the referee's job to count the shoulders to the mat. Camby looks for a power bomb on Johnny, but Stank clips his knee from behind. O'Neil back in, and TDB and D&D brawl. BD runs around the ring and finds AA and beats on him around ringside, culminated by a nasty shot to the ring post. Johnny pulls himself up in the corner, but Stank whips O'Neil into him, and Capslock sends Camby to the corner, too. Avalanche by FFC, and Camby falls out. Then Stank runs in with another, and O'Neil powders out. That leaves Johnny woozy in the corner, Capslock looks around and smiles, but before he can charge, Dragon rolls back in and jumps him from behind. That flurry doesn't last long though, as Stank pulls him off. STANK-U is countered by BD, but Capslock grabs him from behind and D&D looks for the DUI~! But HC rolls back in with the chair and LEVELS Stank right in front of the official, causing an immediate DQ of Camby at 19:21. (Faces 4-2) Capslock tackles Camby thru the ropes and they slug it out on the floor. Dragon musters up the strength to slap on the DRAGONLOCK~! on Stank, who is out. The referee checks him, Stank is unconscious, and the official signals for the bell at 20:51. (Faces 3-2) Johnny finally gets his bearings and blindsides Dragon with a forearm as he breaks the hold. Johnny stomps away at Dragon, and AA rolls in to help out. Meanwhile, security has to intervene between Capslock and Camby. The referee pulls Capps away from the corner, and JA sets up for the ADRENALINE RUSH~! But O'Neil sneaks down the apron and decks Johnny with a LEFT HOOK~! Adrenaline falls to the mat like a sack of potatoes, and Tommy assists Dragon back to the corner and tags himself in. O'Neil hops in and locks on the Irish Cloverleaf, much to the delight of FFC, who is making his way back onto the apron. AA comes in and breaks that up, and Capps and O'Neil brawl on the floor. Johnny pulls himself back to the corner, but Capslock refuses to tag in. So Johnny turns to walk away, but suddenly turns and slaps FFC on the shoulder, and the official recognizes it as a tag. FFC is pissed, but Johnny simply rolls to the floor. Since the legal man, Tommy, is out on the floor brawling, Capslock pulls BD back in and pounds on him a little. Power bomb for Dragon, and FFC calls for the GREETINGS FROM FRESNO~! But before he can grab Dragon, Johnny blind tags himself back in. FFC looks on in amazement as Johnny attempts to get all the glory, grabbing Dragon for the ADRENALINE RUSH~! But Capslock decides he's seen enough and takes Johnny's head off with a big boot. Avalanche in the corner that FFC didn't get the chance to do earlier, and Johnny stumbles right out Dragon, directly into the DKO DROP~! Dragon covers as Capslock watches in amusement. One, two, and the ref gets the three count a split second before AA can dive in for the save. Adrenaline is eliminated at 28:26. (Tied 2-2) AA sees Capslock in the corner and asks him why he didn't make the save, and FFC responds with something about the tag rope and tying his boot, but encourages AA to take the fight to Dragon. Capps does so, and hits a nice belly to belly throw on BD. AA locks on THE CLAW~! But Dragon takes him over with a judo throw before the hold can be cinched in. BD looks for the Dragon lock, but AA scurries for the ropes. O'Neil calls for a tag, but BD can't understand him, and the language barrier allows AA to roll up BD with a schoolboy. One, two, but Dragon kicks out. Dragon pops right up and looks for a dropkick, but AA sidesteps him, then slaps on a figure four. Tommy steps in to break that up, but the official stops Capslock from coming in. That allows the heels to double team AA, and Tommy holds AA as BD hits him with a super kick. Irish whip, but Capslock blind tags himself in. Dragon drops AA with a heel kick, but FFC is waiting on him. GREETINGS FROM FRESNO~! AA stops Tommy from interfering, and FFC gets the cover. One, two, three, and BD is eliminated at 33:49. (Faces 2-1) O'Neil doesn't like his odds, but comes in firing at both guys. He takes AA down, but Capslock pounds him down. O'Neil counters with a low blow, then a stiff knee lift to take the big guy down. He chokes out FFC in the ropes, then has some words for Capps, who no-sells them, probably oblivious to what Tommy was saying anyway. O'Neil's offense doesn't last long however, as Capslock plants him in the mat with a spine buster. Tag out to AA, who slaps on THE CLAW~! O'Neil's in trouble, and falls to his back. The ref makes a count, one, two... but Tommy grabs the ropes in last second desperation. AA breaks the hold, and Tommy loads up his hand with some sort of object as he pulls himself up in the corner. AA moves back in for the kill, but Tommy kicks him in the gut and rears back for the LEFT HOOK~! But at the last second, Capslock shoves AA out of the way and takes the shot himself. O'Neil turns around in confusion and AA nails him with the ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT~! One, two, three, and Capps picks up the deciding fall. WINNERS and Survivors at 38:17: Attitude Adjuster & F.F. Capslock
CORAX vs. THIM REYNOLDS –Match 3 Best of Seven Series, ties 1-1 Onslaught Rules Match – No Shots to the HeadCorax waits in the ring, Thim comes out, and Corax immediately points to the yellow helmet and laughs at him. Thim pulls the helmet off and throws it at Corax, he easily avoids it and continues to laugh. The ref explains the rules to both men, no shots above the neck are allowed, if you do, it results in an immediate disqualification. Corax is still laughing at Thim. Thim just stares a hole through Corax. The ref calls for the bell and we are underway. The two circle each other slowly, looking for an opening. Corax throws a few lazy kicks, they come near Thim’s head, but do not connect, this draws a warning from the ref. The men finally lock up and Corax goes behind Thim and tries a roll up from behind Thim rolls through it and gets to his feet, Corax stands up and Thim chops him down with a knife edge chop. Corax is on the mat, Thim grabs his arm, pulls him hard to his feet, and right into a spine buster. Thim covers and gets two. Corax gets to his feet, and Thim nails him from behind with a chop block. Corax grabs his knee and writhes in pain on the mat. Thim grabs Corax leg and drops an elbow across the inside of his knee, then spends several minutes grinding and twisting Corax knee. Thim nearly gets the submission when he starts manipulating Corax knee cap, Corax screams in pain and quickly pulls himself to the ropes forcing the break. Corax slides under the ropes and tries to walk away, but his knee buckles almost immediately. Thim follows Corax outside, Corax tries to stop Thim with some shots to the midsection, but Thim shrugs them off, stomps Corax knee, and rolls him back into the ring. Corax again tries to get to his feet, but the knee just will not cooperate. Thim pursues him around the ring, kicking the back of his knee and leg the whole time. Thim pulls him up and hits the Flair knee buster, then locks on the figure four. Again Corax screams in pain, but he just manages to get to the ropes forcing the break. Thim waits for Corax to struggle to his feet, knowing he can end this whenever he chooses. Corax gets to his feet and Thim closes. Corax throws a few jabs, but Thim easily avoids them, he grabs Corax and lifts him in an airplane spin, naturally the ref takes one step too close and gets a boot to the head. Thim drops Corax, drops a heavy elbow on his sternum, then rolls him over, adjusts his elbow pad and locks on the Adjustment! Corax taps furiously, and quickly fades, and becomes limp. But there is no ref to call for the bell. Thim gets to his feet and tries to rouse the referee. Corax recovers somewhat and slides out of the ring. He comes back with a chair, staggers and limps up to Thim, spins him around and catches him right upside the head with the chair. Thim hits the mat like he has been shot, Corax ditches the chair and covers the ref slowly comes to and makes the dramatic three count.
WINNER in 21:18 Corax – Corax leads the best of seven series 2-1
Corax slides out of the ring and tries to get to the back, but can’t put any weight on his knee and collapses to the floor. From inside the ring, Thim grabs his head, blood trickles from his ear, but he notices Corax can’t stand and grins. Thim slips out of the ring, steadies himself and grabs a chair and walks up to Corax. Corax tries to beg off, but Thim brings the chair up and slams it down repeatedly on the inside of Corax knee. Thim is about to Pilmanize Corax knee when officials come from the back and stop him.
LD WILLIAMS & ERIC O’MAC vs. CAPELLAN & AUSTRAROOBoth teams get set in the ring, and EOM and LD Williams quickly set up, with LD starting off for his team. Austraroo and Capellan seems to be arguing over who should start, finally ‘Roo gets the nod with the time honored “Rock breaks Scissors” strategy.
LD closes in on ‘Roo at the bell, looking to use his size to cut off the ring – lock up, LDW drives ‘Roo to the corner. Ref calls for the break, LDW obliges – after patting ‘Roo on the head like he was a little kid wanting to play with adults! ‘Roo laughs it off, and they lock up again – and again LDW forces ‘Roo to the corner. Ref again calls for the break, LDW breaks and turns his back on ‘Roo – a total show of contempt! ‘Roo walks up behind LD and pushes him, and when LDW turn ‘Roo is on him for the immediate lock-up. ‘Roo backs him to a corner, ref call for the lock up, and ‘Roo obliges, AFTER giving LDW a pat of the cheek! Suddenly LDW explodes out of the corner with a clothesline, and starts putting the boots to Austraroo! ‘Roo gets to his feet, and LDW puts on the side headlock, grinding down hard – ‘Roo tries to shoot him off, LDW hangs on, and drags ‘Roo to his corner, tagging in EOM. EOM starts by popping Austraroo in the face with a stinging jab, then a second. He goes for the third, but ‘Roo slips it and arm-drags Eric nearly across the ring! Eric starts to stand up, but he is close to his opponents’ corner, and Cap gives him a tap of the shoulder. EOM spins, expecting a sneak attack, but Cap is just standing there, pointing over EOM’s shoulder and saying “Not me Bro’ – HIM”. EOM turns around JUST in time for Austraroo to catch him with a satellite head scissors. ‘Roo tags in Cap while EOM gets his bearings. Cap is in and cuts EOM off before he can tag, hitting a series of chops and kicks, ending with a leg sweep and a corkscrew leg-drop! EOM tries to roll out of the ring, but Cap is over with a baseball slide, sending EOM into the rails – Cap rolls EOM back in, and goes for a slingshot splash – only EOM gets the knees up, and rolls over to tag in LD Williams. Williams is over and drives a running elbow, Benoit style, into Cap’s chest. LDW drops a second, then a third elbow. He picks Cap up and hits a reverse neck-breaker, rolls to his feet, and drops a knee on Cap’s forehead. Cover by LDW – Cap kicks out at 1. LDW picks up Cap and whips him to the far ropes – LD goes for a pancake, but Cap counters into a lift dropkick! Cap gets to his feet and staggers LDW with a standing leg lariat, then tags Austraroo! Cap hits an atomic drop on LD and ‘Roo catches him on the rebound with a swinging DDT! Cap rolls out, Austraroo covers – 1, 2 – Eric O’Mac is in with a running kick to the head, breaking the count! Both men are stunned, but LDW makes it to his corner, tagging in EOM – Eric cuts off Austraroo, first with a kick to the back, then with a snap suplex. European uppercut from EOM, kick to the gut, then he picks up Austraroo and drops him with a gut buster! Dragging Austraroo to his corner, EOM tags in LD Williams and yells “LET FINISH THIS!” LD power slams ‘Roo, and then tags EOM back in – EOM runs to the corner, and climbs up top – looks like he’s getting ready for the 5 Start Frog Splash! LD Williams picks up ‘Roo, and cinches in for the DDT – ‘Roo stomps the foot of LD Williams and shoves him into the ropes – causing Eric O’Mac to take a - - - rough landing on the top turnbuckle! ‘Roo is up – TAG TO CAPELLAN!
Cap is over and as LD comes at him with a clothesline, ducks, hooks the arm, flips around and over – OSAKA STREET CUTTER from CAPELLAN and LD Williams is DOWN! Tag to Austraroo, Cap intercepts Eric O’Mac in the corner, monkey flips our of the corner – Eric 360s in the air and as his feet come down Austraroo is there with the Roo-kick! Eric’s lights go out, ‘Roo with the cover – 1 - 2 - 3! WINNERS in 18:37 Austraroo & Capellan
DONOVAN VIPER vs. HARDBODY HARRISHarris and Viper meet once again, this time Viper is all business, although we do see him cast an admiring look at Harris’ boots. Viper and Harris meet in the center of the ring for a stare down. Words are exchanged, Harris trying to maintain his cool, but Viper's needling gets them nose to nose. Viper rocks his head back after Harris unleashes the #1 INSULT IN THE OOWF, but Harris leaps back startled. The ref looks back and forth, and Harris shouts that Viper "Kissed" him!! Viper denies it vehemently, but the "ho-mo, ho-mo" chants start to ring through the arena. Incensed, Viper charges Harris, demanding he take that back! The two trade punches and chops until Harris is backed in the corner. But before Viper can land a solid blow to the #1 FACE IN THE OOWF, Harris slips aside, leaving Viper in the corner, confused. Harris grabs the back of Viper's tights and tries to give him the #1 WEDGIE IN THE OOWF, but Viper wheels around and slaps the taste out of Harris' mouth! "See how YOU like it!" Viper shouts as he grabs for the tights. Harris sidesteps, and to the crowd it looks like Viper grabbed Harris' ass! The "ho-mo, Ho-mo" chants only get louder and Viper only gets madder as he tries to catch Harris, who leads Viper on a merry chase around and through the ring. Harris reverses course on the floor and flattens Viper with the #1 CLOTHESLINE IN THE OOWF! He rolls Viper back in the ring and celebrates with the crowd. Cover only gets 2 as Harris tries to finish off Viper. The two stand, but a timely thumb to the eye stuns Harris so Viper's offense can truly begin! Viper wastes no time pummeling Harris to the corner, then weakens him with shoulder blocks to the gut. Harris staggers from the corner and falls down, gasping for air. Viper calls to the crowd, and the boos and chants rain down as he climbs the corner to mock the #1 DOUBLE AXE-HANDLE IN THE OOWF. Harris stands, but sees Viper leap off, so he catches Viper in midair with a dropkick! Viper falls back into the corner, stunned! Harris hurries over to get the 10-punch to the delight of the crowd! Around 6, however, Viper recovers and power bombs Harris to the middle of the ring. He hurries back to the corner and drops a DEATH ELBOW! Cover only gets 2, and Viper slaps the mat in frustration. He grabs Harris for the VIPER LOCK but the crowd keeps Harris alive. Viper's grip loosens as Harris flails mightily, not only freeing himself but grabbing Viper for the TO BE EDITED IN LATER! Viper escapes, barely, but is back to being a punching bag for Harris. Harris pounds Viper to the ropes, winds up, and sends Viper to the floor! While Harris is celebrating, Viper reaches under the ring for a short length of chain (that moose probably left there for later). Harris reaches over the ropes for Viper and gets a facefull of chain. Harris sprawls and Viper climbs back in the ring. The ref sees the chain-loaded fist and tries to stop Viper, but Viper nearly knocks the ref out with it as well. Dazed, the ref calls for the DQ as Viper mounts Harris for more abuse WINNER in 10:36 Hardbody Harris by DQ
Post-match, Viper remains mounted on Harris and hammers away at him. Security and officials pour into the ring to drag Viper away and get Harris to the back for stitches.
WCW vs. THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER(w/Wally B. King) – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchThe former champs come out first, Wilder is sporting some heavily taped ribs, Westgaard has a look of concern on his face. The Champs music hits and the place comes unglued. Jack, Gator and Wally make their way to the ring and soak in the cheers. After a lengthy intro and celebrating with the crowd, all four men meet in the center of the ring and shake hands. Westgaard wants to start first, but Tommy waves him off and it will be he and Outback Jack starting things. They circle slowly, collar and elbow tie up, Jack gets the better of it with a knee to the ribs that drops Wilder in his tracks. Jack pulls Wilder up and whips him as hard as humanly possible into the corner. Wilder hits the corner with a deafening thud, then falls to the mat writhing in pain. He manages to crawl over and make the tag to Westgaard, then he falls on the floor, gasping for breath and spitting up blood. Westgaard comes in and the two lock up, Jack grabs a side head lock, but JWW shots him to the ropes and drops him with a high knee, JWW then turns and catches Gator coming into the ring and takes him down with a big back body drop. Westgaard keeps the momentum going for his team for a bit, but the numbers game eventually gets to him. Jack and Gator gain the advantage and work Westgaard over mercilessly, but they cannot keep him down. JWW crawls to his corner a few times, but Wilder is still out of it. Gator pulls JWW to his feet and sends him to the ropes, JWW ducks a clothesline and nails him with a cross check. Westgaard gets to his feet, pulls Gator up and hits an ICE AUGER! But JWW is too exhausted to capitalize on it. He finally drags himself over to Gator and makes the cover, but Gator rolls his shoulder at two. Westgaard pulls Gator up and dries an Angle Slam, but Gator slips out of it and drops JWW with a DDT. Tag to Outback Jack, he comes in and they wait on JWW to get to his feet and hit a DINGO DEATH DROP! Before they can cover, Tommy Wilder, who had finally fought back to the apron, runs down the apron and drops Gator with a kick to the head. Then from the outside, TW springs in and tries a cross body on Jack, but Jack catches him in mid air, and turns it into a belly to belly suplex! Wilder hits the mat hard and yells in pain then begins to cough up blood. He rolls to the outside and once again falls to the floor. The Aussies get back to their feet, they both shoot a look of concern to Tommy and wave to the back for medics, when they turn their attention back to Westgaard, he is on his feet and tries a double clothesline, Jack and Gator duck it and hit a double hangman’s neck breaker. They wait for Westgaard to get to his feet, when he does they nearly cut him in half with the Call of the Wild. Gator covers, 1,2,3. The champs retain!
WINNERS in 13:29 The Team From Down Under
The Aussies celebrate, but notice that Tommy is once again on the mat writhing in pain. They help him to his feet and the four help get him to the back.
CONCRETE TG vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchJack hits the ring first and slumps in the corner. Concrete comes out next to a deafening ovation, but he has a look of grim determination on his face and never once takes his eyes off of Moose. Crete comes to the center of the ring and waits, Jack slowly gets up and comes to the middle, the two lock eyes and wait for the champ to make his way to the ring The familiar theme "What They Gon' Do" blares over the loudspeaker. But when Niles emerges on the ramp, he's not in ring gear. He's also wearing a cast on one arm and carrying a mic in the other.
Niles - Cut the music!
*MHJ and CTG put their arms on their sides, waiting to hear the explanation.*
Niles - I was speaking to The Rick and I explained certain things to him. My title is not to be defended in this manner. A 3-Way dance just does not work for me. And neither of you 2 have done anything to deserve it.
*The crowd is booing wildly at Niles claim. MHJ and CTG both look enraged.*
Niles - And besides, while in The Ricks office, I fell. And I hurt my arm so I am not fit to compete tonight. The injury is minor, but The Rick does not want to have his #1 Star put on the sidelines for a few months. I mean ratings took a huge hit when I was gone all those months! And now I'm back and people come in droves. But I digress, tonight’s match is now a 1-on-1 affair! So Moose, Crete, do what you need to in the ring and maybe... just maybe I'll give one of you a title shot in the future.
*Niles turns to leave but then stops.*
Niles - Oh, I almost forgot, I'm not gonna pass up a chance to see you 2 beat the hell out of each other. So I'm gonna give myself the best seats in the house: RINGSIDE![/b]
Niles grabs himself a chair and carries it down to the ring so he can sit down and enjoy the show.. Niles smirks and looks at both men and just sits next to the announcers, places the title in his lap and watches intently. Jack and Concrete both glare at Niles he slowly holds the title up high and laughs.
Concrete is furious and takes a step toward Niles, which gives Jack the opening he wanted, he drops Concrete to one knee with a shot to the jaw. Jack hammers on the back of Crete’s head, but Crete quickly gets to his feet and he and Jack go toe to toe in the middle of the ring exchanging shots to the face. Crete gets the better of it and sends Jack outside the ring. He lands next, Niles slowly rises to his feet. When it looks like the tow of them are about to come to blows, Concrete leaps from the ring, grabs Jack and throws him into the railing and stands in front of Niles, just glaring at him. Jack blindsides Concrete and runs him face first into the post, rolls him back into the ring and is about to climb in himself, when he gets distracted glaring at Niles. This gives Crete enough time to recover, hit the ropes and knock Jack to the floor with a perfect drop kick. Jack flies off the apron and crashes back first into the steel guard rail. Concrete waits for Jack to get to his feet and slingshots himself over the tope rope and takes Jack down to the floor. Concrete mounts Jack and pummels him, opening a gash the hard way over Jack’s eye. Crete stops just before the ref gets to ten and rolls Jack into the ring. Crete climbs to the top rope and waits for Jack to stagger to his feet, then nearly takes his head off with a flying clothesline. Concrete covers Jack, never taking his icy stare off of Niles, but Jack is out at two. Crete pulls Jack to his feet and backs him into the corner, and he hammers away on MHJ with forearms and punches to the mouth. Crete is like a man possessed. Jack slumps down in the corner, Crete stomps away. Finally the referee gets between them and pulls CTG away. The camera focuses on Jack, he has blood pouring from his mouth, split lip, missing teeth, internal injuries, who knows. Niles points at Jack and laughs, so Jack spits a huge, disgusting wad of spit and blood at Niles, hitting his perfectly pressed cream colored suit. Niles is livid. Concrete comes back to the corner and pulls Jack to his feet and tries a German suplex, but Jack spins out of it and levels Crete with a short arm clothesline. Jack pulls Crete to his feet and hits him with a heart punch. Concrete staggers, and grabs onto the ropes, but he refuses to go down. Jack hits a second one, but Crete still will not go down. Finally Jack calls for the DDT, grabs Crete in a front face lock, but before he can hit the move, Niles Anderson is in the ring with a chair! He slams the chair across Jack’s back, Jack falls to the mat in pain. Niles grabs Concrete and hits a SteeDDT on the chair, then grabs Jack and hits him with a SteeDDT as well. The ref calls for the bell, this one is over.
WINNER – No Contest in 16:41
Niles waves to the back and Johnny and AA rush from the back, both carrying chairs of their own. Johnny and AA hit the ring, and it is chair shots to everyone. Johnny and AA pull Jack to his feet and Niles slams the chair down onto his head. Then they pull Crete to his feet, Niles kicks him low and drops him with a SteeDDT on the chair. For good measure AA hits the Attitude Adjustment on Crete and Johnny drops Jack with an Adrenaline Rush. The show ends with Niles, Johnny and AA standing over the fallen Jack and Concrete. Niles holds his title high for everyone to see and sneers at the booing crowd.
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