OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Ixtapa, Mexico
JOSH O. vs. EL GRAN DIABLO GATOJosh O, a very large impressive newcomer to the OOWF comes to the ring first and waits patiently in the middle of the ring flexing his muscles. Local Ixtapa hero El Gran Diablo Gato makes his way to the ring, see he is a devil cat, and his thing is he acts like an evil cat. Ok. EGDG gets into the ring and walks nose to nose with Josh O, then licks him. Yes, EGDG licks Josh O right on the nose. Josh O rears back and cold cocks EGDG right between the eyes. The cat is down! JO grabs his arm, jerks him to his feet, only to damn near decapitate him with a short clothesline. Josh picks the semi-conscious EGDG to his feet, hits the Modified F-5 that nearly sends the Cat out of the ring, Josh pulls him to the middle of the ring by one foot and locks on the O. No, El Gran Diablo Gato turns a deep red rather quickly and loses consciousness. The ref calls for the bell, this one is over.
WINNER in 2:51 Josh O.
Josh O stands in the ring and glares at all the fans, they slowly become quiet. When the arena reaches near silence, Josh smirks and leaves the ring.
FIRECHILD vs. JUSTIN SANEFirechild hits the ring first and waits for the entrance of Sane. Sane finally appears, stumbling from behind the curtain and dragging a fire hose. Behind him are five members of the Ixtapa Fire Department, who look to be arguing with Sane and pointing at the hose. Where did Sane find a fire hydrant to hook that hose to, anyway? While arguing with the firefighters, Sane trips over the fire hose and smashes his head into the hose nozzle. Sane falls on his back and one of the firefighters goes for the cover. The ref runs down from the ring and delivers the three count. Sane struggles back to his feet and continues to drag the hose to the ring. He aims the hose at Firechild, who motions for Sane not to turn on the hose. Sane threatens, looks to the crowd for approval and flips the nozzle switch! And nothing happens. A sixth firefighter comes out from behind the curtain with the other end of the hose, attached to nothing. Firechild laughs at Sane, walks over to the ref and asks for him to ring the bell. Firechild charges and Sane holds up his hands in defense. In doing so, Sane lifts the hose nozzle right into the face of Firechild! Firechild could be knocked unconscious! Sane looks at Firechild in disbelief, then looks at the hose in his hands and at the ref. The ref apparently doesn’t deem the fire hose as a foreign object. Sane tosses the hose out of the ring and covers Firechild. One, two, thr…NO!!!!! Firechild gets a shoulder up at the last second. Sane jumps up, runs to the corner and leaps onto the second turnbuckle in celebration. The ref tries to explain that it’s only a two-count, but Sane demands the ref to raise his hand. Sane and the ref continue to argue, giving Firechild a chance to sneak up from behind. Firechild hits the double axe handle to Sane’s back, then mounts the second turnbuckle and delivers a vicious belly-to-back suplex. Firechild stands up and gives Sane the business, then picks him up and hits a series of elbows to the head, holding onto Sane’s hair so he doesn’t fall down. After the fifth elbow, Firechild let’s go and blows in Sane’s face and Sane falls to the mat. Firechild goes to the top rope and comes of with the 5-STAR FROG SPLASH!! But Sane rolls out of the way and Firechild eats canvas!!! Sane gets to his feet, sees Firechild on the mat and starts Hulking Up. Then he does the Ultimate Warrior rope shake, but loses control and gets hit in the face by the ropes! Sane goes down again! Firechild is recovered and decides not to waste any more time, hitting the Inverted Diamond Cutter for the three count. WINNER in 7:21, Firechild.
After the match, Firechild goes under the ring and drags out LADDER!!!!!! Firechild slides LADDER into the ring, and it hits Sane as it stops. Sane jumps up immediately and trips over LADDER, falling on top of it. Instead of going for the pin, Sane tries to put the sleeper on LADDER. Somehow Sane ends up underneath LADDER and the ref counts three. WINNER in 1:29, LADDER.
MERCURY vs. UNCLE ENTITYWhen we get both men in the ring, they are already jawing back and forth, but that quickly ends when UE nails Merc with a stiff right cross. Merc goes down to one knee and UE bounds off the ropes and nails a knee lift sending Merc to the canvas. UE jumps on Merc and Begins reigning punches down on Merc. UE hops off and taunts the crowd a little bit before turning around to Merc. As UE is pulling him up Merc hits the Greco roman thumb poke to the eye, and follows with a quick flurry of punches, a boot to the gut and a DDT. Merc drop a couple knees to the back of UE’s head. Merc pulls him up and hits a delayed vertical suplex. Merc covers and UE kicks out at 2. Merc pulls UE up and tries an Irish whip into the Corner but is reverse into a short arm clothesline. UE pulls Merc up and destroys him with a second short arm clothesline that almost takes Merc out of his boots. UE locks Merc in the crucifix, but some how Merc reaches the ropes with his foot. UE begins to argue with the ref, and Merc slides out of the ring and grabs a chair. UE continues to argue with the ref and Merc attempts to attack. UE ducks the chair shot and kicks Merc in the gut, causing Merc to drop the chair. UE then nails him with a Soul drive on said chair. UE with the cover and its academic.
WINNER by pin fall in 9:33 Uncle Entity
DRINK & DESTROY vs. THE BLACK DAWGSFF Capslock enters the ring alone. He looks around at the crowd as if to say, "hey, I don't know where my partner is." He waits for a few more moments until The Black Dawgs enter the ring. Underdawg steps into the ring and Blackdragon takes his place in the corner. Dawg and Capslock exchange blows until Capslock levels Dawg with a big lariat. He steps back a little too far and gets a forearm to the back by Dragon. He turns around and grabs Dragon and pulls him into the ring. He starts clubbing away onto Dragons back then gets downed by a big clothesline from Dawg. The Black Dawgs start putting the boots to Capslock when Stank comes sliding into the ring. He runs in a tackles BD into the corner. He pulls back a drives his elbow into his midsection. BD slumps over. He turns UD and starts peppering him with rights. Then he hits a big left. FFC gets up slowly. D&D lock eyes and share an intense look for a time. Then they look away and see The Black Dawgs getting up. Capslock cactus clotheslines Dragon over the rope and falls out with him. So Stank does the same to Underdawg. They brawl outside the ring and the ref starts his ten-count. Stank is laying into Underdawg with a fury. Blackdragon gains the upperhand on Capslock and hits a snap German suplex on the floor! BD picks FFC up and lays him onto the Farsi announce table and slides back into the ring just in time to break the ten count. He heads up to the top rope and leaps off delivering a huge moonsault nailing FFC and destroying the table. They both lay motionless. Meanwhile UD has gained the upper hand on Stank bringing him over to the Swahili announce table and picks him up for a Fire Plug Driver. Stank manages to escape and reverse in into the Stank-U! He smashes UD through the table! The ref is on his second ten count of the match and has reached 8. BD realizes this and starts crawling back to the ring and slides in just after the ref reaches ten. The ref calls for the bell. WINNER -No Contest- Double Count out at 14:38
CANADIAN DRAGON vs. SOULDRAGONCD comes to the ring first to a mixed reaction. His recent string of attacks with the Canadian Destroyer has put some people off apparently. SD comes out next the crowd chants his name. As SD is getting into the ring, CD dashes across the ring and shoulder blocks him off the apron to the floor. SD lands on his feet and glares at CD. SD slides into the ring and does a rolling Konan clothesline that catches CD by surprise and takes him off of his feet. SD stomps away at CD keeping him on the mat. CD regains the advantage wit ha leg sweep, and not both men roll around the ring throwing punches and trying to get an advantage. This draws a warning for both men from the referee (this IS an Onslaught rules match after all) CD gets to his feet first and catches SD with a kick to the side, then whips him into the corner. CD follows him in, SD moves, but CD leaps to the ropes, spins and catches SD with a cross body block for a two count. Both men are quickly up to their feet, CD hits a kick to the midsection and catches SD with a snap suplex and a float over for another two count. The match continues back and forth for several minutes. SD ducks a CD clothesline and hits a dragon suplex that sends CD to the floor. SoulDragon follows that up with a plancha over the top rope that sends CD sprawling. SD gets back into the ring and waits for CD to get to his feet, he tries a baseball slide, but CD moves and pulls SD out of the ring and lets him fall to the floor. CD measures SD as he gets to his feet and tries a spinning dragon kick, but SD ducks, rocks CD with a European uppercut, then charges, CD recovers fast enough to drop him with a drop toe hold that sends SD face first into the steps, then leaps to the apron and waits. SD slowly gets to his feet, CD runs and leaps and takes SD over with a hurracarana. CD shoots SD back into the ring and covers but can only get a two count. The action goes back and forth for a bit, SD appears to have the match in hand after an Omen Driver! But CD is close enough to the ropes to get his foot across the bottom rope before the ref can make the three count. SD pulls a groggy CD to his feet and shoots him to the ropes, SD lowers his head a second too soon and CD catches him with a CANADIAN DESTROYER! CD covers, 1,2,3 that’s it.
WINNER in 13:55 Canadian Dragon
CD slides out of the ring and looks under the ring, he pulls a table out and sets it up at ringside. CD slips back into the ring and pulls SD out onto the apron, what is he doing? CANADIAN DESTROYER off the apron through the table!!!!! HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT!!! In the wreckage, Canadian Dragon is sitting with his back to the apron as medical officials flood the scene. CD grabs a mic and speaks:
Rick, how many more have to be hurt before you give me what I want? I warned you and you didn’t listen. Maybe this will make you pay attention to what I am saying.CD gets to his feet and makes his way to the back.
SERAPH vs. SHASHWAT MISHRASeraph enters the ring and waits for Mishra. Mishra's music hits and he doesn't appear yet. Suddenly SM runs in from the crowd and climbs up to the top rope. Seraph turns around and gets hit with a dropkick to the face. SM picks him up and starts blasting him in the face with punches. He throws Seraph at the ropes and tries a clothesline, seraph ducks, hits the other rope and SM catches him and hits a spine buster. SM drops an elbow onto Seraph's mouth busting it open. Mishra picks Seraph up and Seraph hits a DDT out of nowhere. Seraph gets up slowly and realizes he's bleeding profusely from the mouth. Mishra snaps up and attacks Seraph again. He tackles him down and starts beating him in the face again. Seraph is trying to cover his face and Mishra beats his hands away and blasts his eyebrow open. Seraph throws Mishra off. He runs and hits the ropes and tackles Mishra. He angrily punches away at his face trying to exact some revenge. He jumps up and drops a knee onto Mishra's face busting him open below the eye. Mishra grabs Seraph around the waist and rolls him over, pulls him up and hits an overhead belly-to-belly suplex. Mishra climbs up the turnbuckle and hits a swan dive head butt onto Seraph's face. Seraph rolls over and grasps at his face with blood dripping down outside of his hands. Mishra grabs Seraph, pulls him up and nails the Divine Bow! He looks as if he's considering a pin fall but then decides to lock in a Painkiller for the submission. Seraph struggles to try to get to the rope but ends up losing his strength and tapping out. WINNER- Shashwat Mishra in 11:11
WCW vs. THE CHICKENSHIT HEELSBoth teams are up on the apron, and Johnny Adrenaline is talking a LOT of trash to Wilder, trying to bait the high-flyer into starting for the wCw side. Wilder almost bites, but JW Westgaard waives him off, pointing to Wilder’s injured and heavily taped ribs to make his point. Wilder doesn’t look happy, but its The Birdman and Attitude Adjuster to start – They lock up, JWW to the standing headlock – AA tries to shoot him off, JW hangs on. Second try, JW cinches down tighter. Al calls the ref over, complaining that JW is hanging on to his hair, and the ref forces a break. Attitude Adjuster gives his hair a tug and mock JW with “C’mon, you big cheat!”, so JW slaps the taste right out of AA’s mouth! AA comes back with a hard right hand, and suddenly JW Westgaard and Al Capps are slugging it out like the Thrilla in Manila! JW gets the advantage in the boxing match, so Al drops back, drawing JW toward the Chickenshit Heels’ corner – Johnny Adrenaline tags in, and they try to trap JW in the corner – JW gets loose, but not without taking a couple of shots from the double-team. Johnny stays on him, whipping JW to the ropes and following up with a clothesline – he picks JW up, and rocks him with a European uppercut – JW stumbles back to his corner, but drops out of the ring before Wilder and blind tag in! On the outside, Wilder is yelling at Westgaard – “LET ME IN DUDE!” Westgaard tells TW the he has it, and climbs back in the ring. Lock up with JA again; Adrenaline with the Irish whip, JW ducks the clothesline and comeback with a Crosscheck! Adrenaline tries to get back up fast, but JW comes off the far ropes with a running knee, sending him down again! JW Westgaard is in firm control, keeping Adrenaline grounded with a number of submission holds, focusing on the neck and shoulders – neck wrenches, arm bars, and even a leg drop to the neck after barring the arm. Johnny finally fights to his feet, but JW suddenly PLANTS him with a DDT and goes for the cover! Attitude Adjuster is in the break up the count! When the ref moves to get Al out of the ring, JA hits JWW right in the Big Bird – the low blow give him time to tag in Al legally. Al Capps starts working JW over, dropping elbows to the back of his head, followed by a neck breaker – he drives JW to a bad part of town, where he an JA hit a double team suplex – Adrenaline hits a knee off the second rope, then tags AA and they hit s double team brain buster! Cover by AA – and Wilder is in at 2 with a kick to break up the count! Wilder backs off, AA goes to pick up Westgaard, who starts fighting back with haymakers for both member of the opposition! This time Johnny breaks up the momentum, going first to the eyes and then with a kick to the gut – When the CSH look to set up a second double team brain buster, it’s Wilder back in, hitting the Face plant Enziguri on Johnny A who comes up with a bloody nose and lip from the kick and looks highly pissed off! JW Westgaard takes advantage of AA’s surprise by reversing the brain buster into a release suplex – tossing Attitude Adjuster over the top rope and out of the ring! Westgaard spins Adrenaline around, stuns him with a hard right hand and whip him to the ropes as Wilder rebounds off the opposite side – Westgaard picks Adrenaline up for a flapjack as Wilder leaps off the second rope with a flying forearm right on the button! The ref threatens wCw with the five count so Wilder gets back on the outside – Westgaard yells “NOW KID! THUNDER!” Westgaard drags JA to the wCw corner, tags Wilder and picks JA up for a power bomb! As Johnny is swung up into position, he tags the ref in the eye with one hand, blinding him – Al Capps takes advantage, rolling into Westgaards legs, knocking the Birdman down – Has already started his Asai DDT move, but with JW and JA on the ground nobody is there for him to catch and he crashes hard into the mat, re-injuring his ribs! JA and AA pickup Westgaard and throw him shoulder first into the ring post, where he falls to the floor – JA picks up Wilder, who suddenly rolls up Adrenaline – 1 – 2 – Attitude Adjuster breaks it up with a kick to the ribs and Wilder nearly passes out! Johnny gets to his feet, kick Wilder in the gut and hits the Adrenaline Rush! It is academic from there- 1 2 3!
WINNERS in 22:14 – The Chickenshit Heels!
Post match, Johnny Adrenaline isn’t done yet – he rolls out of the ring to get a chair, while AA keeps the referee intimidated. He lines up for a shot to Wilder, but JW Westgaard is back in, so he crushes JW’s skull with the steel chair. He then hands the chair to Adrenaline, telling him to hold it on the mat, top edge up – like Undertaker does the Chair Guillotine – Johnny muscles Wilder onto the top rope, and KILLS Tommy Wilder with a gut-buster on the chair! Blood immediately starts pouring out of Wilder’s mouth – if he didn’t have internal injuries – he does NOW. The ref tries to get the CSH out of the ring, but now Adrenaline drives the chair into Wilder’s gut, doing more damage – while Adrenaline yells to the back “TURNING FACE, HUH? YOU FCKERS STILL THINK I’M NOT A HEEL? STILL THINK I’M SOFT?”
The ref finally restores order as Wilder is taken out on a stretcher and Westgaard is helped by Capellan….
HARDBODY HARRIS & PHIL vs. MICROPLAY & DONOVAN VIPERViper and Microplay are out first, sharing an entrance to Viper’s music. Hardbody and Phil come out together as well. Something about Phil dancing to the Righteous Brothers is just wrong. Before he gets in the ring, Phil grabs a program, autographs it, and offers it to Viper. Viper looks from a guffawing HH to a Yar-Har-ing Phil to the Referee, who’s chuckling. Turning to his corner for support, Viper finds MP trying to hide a smirk. Viper storms his corner and shoves MP. The Ref opts to count that as a tag, and ushers Viper out of the ring. MP and Phil circle and lock up. MP goes for an arm drag, but can’t pull Phil off-balance. Phil counters with a forearm to the back that drives MP to his knees. Phil drags MP to the corner, wrings the arm, and tags HH. HH in with a double axe handle to the shoulder. HH follows with a series of arm wringers and arm bars, culminating in a chicken wing body slam. HH moves in, but MP grabs his trunks and pulls him off balance, dropping HH neck-first on the top rope. MP sprints across the ring, Viper makes the blind tag, and MP re-crosses the ring, leaping over the top rope and bringing his weight down on HH’s head. HH springs backwards and falls, clutching his throat. Viper off the top with an elbow to the throat and makes the cover. One…Two… Thr-Phil makes the save. Phil picks MP up and hits a Yar-plex before the ref sends him back to the corner.
HH staggers to his feet as Viper gets up. Viper attempts a Death Elbow, but HH ducks. Viper turns around into a right hand from HH. They trade punches, with HH getting the better of it. Viper is backed into a neutral corner, then whipped across the ring. HH follows him in with a wicked clothesline. HH makes a cover but MP breaks it up at two. Viper get the Ref’s attention, allowing MP to body slam HH and hit a knee drop. Phil tries to come to the rescue, but is cut off by the Ref as MP and Viper hit a tandem suplex. They throw HH to the ropes, but HH ducks their clothesline attempt and levels them both with a clothesline of his own. HH rolls across the ring and makes the tag to Phil.
Phil is a house (or, more accurately, an apartment complex)-afire. He levels both Viper and MP with clotheslines. A Yar-plex sends MP to the outside. Viper attempts to follow but Phil pulls him back in. Phil nails the Pirate Booty Bomb and makes the cover. One…Two…MP comes off the top with an elbow that breaks the pin and dazes Phil. Phil gets to one knee and eats a dropkick. He blocks a second attempt and pulls Phil in for a suplex, but Viper hits a chop-block to break it up. Viper and MP try to throw Phil to the ropes, but he isn’t moving. Phil pulls Viper in and nails the Undead Astro Plunder Buster as HH comes out of nowhere with a TO BE EDITED IN LATER that takes he and MP to the outside. Phil cover for the academic three. WINNERS in 37:28, Hardbody Harris and Phil.
MR. JEALOUS vs. CHRIS ALTAlt starts with a dropkick to the knee, which knocks the big man off his feet. Alt continues to kick the knee and then locks in leg lock. Jealous is able to punch his way out of it. Once both men reach their feet Alt again goes for the leg. He is able to gets a UFC style takedown and locks in a figure four. Jealous is able to reach the ropes but the damage is done. Jealous is limping. Alt starts a stick and move assault. He dances around the hobbled Jealous picking his spots to land lefts, rights, forearms, kicks, and elbows. Alt manages a rollup and almost gets the 3 count. Alt goes to the top and launches himself at Jealous. Jealous catches Alt and then power slams him. Jealous is now in control and carefully hits a few more high impact moves. Jealous looks to lock in Love Hurts but Alt slips out of the ring and then leaps on the apron and nails a springboard dropkick to regain control. Alt then drags Jealous over to the ring post and slams Jealous’s hurt leg around the post. Alt locks in a figure four around the post. The ref gets Alt to release the hold and Jealous rolls to the outside. Alt continues the assault by whipping Jealous into the steel steps and then hitting a dropkick which sandwiches Jealous hurt leg between Alt’s feet and the ring steps. Alt rolls into the ring and back out to break up the count and then slams the leg of Jealous into the steps again. Alt throws Jealous back into the ring and climbs to the top. Alt leaps again but Jealous ducks and Alt crashes to the mat. Jealous moves the corner and starts gesturing for Alt to rise. Jealous then nails Alt with a spear. He then tries to finish off with The Monster but Alt manages a quick kick to the knee, which breaks the hold. Alt nails the Spinal Contusion and picks up the victory. WINNER at 8:45 Chris Alt
CORAX vs. THIM REYNOLDS – Triage Match, Best of Seven Series, Corax leads 2-1Essentially this is an anything goes match. There are carious items around ring side, tables, chairs, stretchers, medical bandages etc. Corax has a large brace on his knee and Thim comes out with his head bandaged and still looks a little unsure of himself after the injury to his ear – but hey, at least he doesn’t have to wear a bright yellow helmet anymore. Corax walks up to Thim and slaps him upside the head. Not smart. Thim, now furious, kicks Corax square in the knee, dropping him to the mat. Thim grabs Corax injured leg and drops an elbow across the inside of his knee, then takes the knee brace off and throws it to the crowd. Thim gets to his feet and pulls Corax to his knees, Corax frees himself with a low blow that doubles Thim over, Corax grabs him in a small package for a two count. Corax slides out of the ring and looks around ring side, he grabs a roll of bandages and slips back in and wraps them around Thim’s throat and chokes him out. Thim fights to his feet, but Corax whips him toward the ropes, then jerks back on the bandages pulling Thim to the mat. Corax mounts Thim and pounds away. Corax gets back to his feet, he is still walking very gingerly on that knee. He grabs a conveniently placed bed pan and slams Thim in the face with it opening a gash on Thim’s head. Corax covers again but only gets a two count. Corax pulls Thim to his feet, wraps the bandages around his throat and throws him over the top rope. Thim is hanging by his throat just inches from the floor. The ref asks if he wants to give up, Thim refuses to give in. Instead he reaches up and grabs the bandages and pulls as hard as he can, jerking Corax over the top rope to the floor. Both men are down. Corax is up first, and he pursues Thim, pulling him to a sitting position and hammering away at his head, opening the gash further, until Thim is covered in blood. Thim free himself with a low blow of his own that doubles Corax over in pain. Thim gets to his feet, grabs a crutch and slams it into the side of Corax injured knee. Corax falls to the floor clutching his knee in pain. Thim gets a look of pure evil on his face and grabs the roll of bandages and ties Corax injured leg to the guard rail. Thim then climbs to the apron and leaps, landing on Corax knee with all his weight and bending the knee in a pretty gruesome way. Corax screams in pain. The ref asks him if he wants to quit, Corax refuses. Thim unties Corax leg, grabs it and applies a move that is some sort of combination ankle lock/spinning toe hold/STF. We get a shot of Corax in pure agony, writhing on the floor, and Thim staring intently at him through the mask of blood threatening to break his leg. Finally after several minutes of agony, Corax is forced to tap.
WINNER in 19:44 Thim Reynolds – Best of Seven Series tied 2-2
Thim keeps the hold on and does not relinquish it until the ref threatens to reverse the decision. Finally Thim lets go and raises his arms in victory. Officials have to help Corax to his feet and help him to the back, he can put very little weight on his knee.
CHRIS COLE vs. SIRIRAM – Submission MatchCC went straight for Siriram and tried to lock in a full nelson. Siriram drops right out of the hold, rolls and tries to pick the ankle. CC hops clear, then Siriram tackles CC to the mat. Siriram chokes CC with his shirt and pulls him quickly to his feet. European uppercut followed by an elbow drop. Siriram waist locks CC then sends him sprawling with a gut wrench suplex. Siriram then kicks a charging Firechild in the gut and tosses him to the floor for interfering. The ref didn't even see Firechild coming, and lets the match continue. CC had a moment to recover while Siriram glared at Firechild on the floor, and started to come back on Siriram with some clubbing blows to get his attention, then a clothesline to send Siriram to the floor. CC catches his breath while Firechild tries to wear Siriram with a sleeper on the floor, but Siriram elbowed out and slid back in the ring, catching Siriram off-guard with an Ankle Lock! CC reaches the ropes but then Firechild leaps in the ring and locks a full nelson on Siriram! Siriram flips Firechild on top of CC in protest and glares at the ref, who refuses to stop the match. Firechild is rolled out of the ring and sent to the back by the ref. Firechild stands outside the ring and argues with the ref. Thim Reynolds walks toward the ring, as he gets about half way down the ramp, Firechild turns and charges at him and the two fight to the back. CC manages to clamber to his knees. Siriram stomps on CC some more to make sure he knows the end is near. CC tries one last move against Siriram and picks the ankle, trying to secure an Ankle lock and possibly leg scissors to keep Siriram in place. As he tries to get to his feet Siriram picks CC's ankle, rolls through to break the ankle lock on him, snags the other leg and starts tying them up. CC panics because Firechild's not coming back! CITIZEN ERASED! CC has no choice but to tap. WINNER in 19:35 Siriram
ERIC O’MAC vs. AUSTRAROO – Onslaught Championship MatchAustraroo demands that the ref check EOM thoroughly for anything that would allow him to cheat. EOM smiles and lets the ref check him over a few times, finding nothing. Satisfied, Austraroo steps in for the initial elbow-collar tie-up. Austraroo pulls EOM into a headlock and tries to cinch it in place. EOM shoves 'Roo to the ropes and the two meet mid-ring, where 'Roo shoulders EOM to the mat. 'Roo hops over EOM and hits the ropes to clothesline him on the next pass, but EOM is ready with a hip toss. EOM traps the arm and tries to ground 'Roo but he forces himself back to his feet and gives EOM a hip toss to think about it. EOM kips up and the two start a little MAT RASSLIN for the delight of the crowd. The chaining ends with 'Roo hammer locked; 'Roo flips EOM over his shoulder and he crotches himself on the middle turnbuckle. The ref gives 'Roo a warning, and 'Roo claims it was an accident! EOM, meanwhile, manages to undo the tag rope from under the top turnbuckle and coil it up in his fist. He shows the rope to the crowd, winks, then slumps off the ropes as 'Roo finishes arguing with the ref. 'Roo drags EOM to the center of the ring and tries to lock in a sleeper hold to finish EOM off. Just before the hold is cinched in EOM slips the rope across his neck, 'Roo inadvertently holding it in place. Ref checks EOM twice, but on the third he starts to struggle back to his feet. The piece of rope falls to the mat just as EOM escapes. The ref picks up the rope and looks to the combatants; EOM holds his throat and points at Austraroo, who protests. The ref demands and explanation and 'Roo only protests more, proving guilt enough that the ref DQ's him. WINNER and STILL OOWF ONSLAUGHT CHAMPION (15:12) - Eric O Mac
Post-match, Austraroo glares at EOM, who shrugs apologetically. ROO KICK! Eric O Mac is left lying in the middle of the ring with the belt on his chest.
THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER vs. THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchThe Devil’s storm the ring and attack to start, Camby clubs Gator on the back of the neck and sends him sprawling to the corner. Tommy and Jack square off and roll around the ropes trying to gain an advantage. Finally Tommy rakes the eyes and throws Jack through the ropes to the floor, Camby also goes to the eyes and military presses Gator and throws him over the top rope onto Jack and Wally. Jack and Wally catch him. And the Aussies reach under the ropes and pull Camby and O’Neil out of the ring. Gator throws Tommy into the steel guard rail, and then the Aussies turn to Camby and double suplex him onto the floor. The Team From Down Under slide into the ring and celebrate while the Devil’s Brigade seethe on the outside. Camby and O’Neil climb back on the apron and a normal tag match ensues. The Aussies get off to a hot start and get several near falls on Tommy. TO makes a desperation tag to Camby and he comes in and cleans house, nearly decapitating Jack with a clothesline. The Devil’s nearly get a submission when Camby locks on the bear hug on Gator. Gator fights out of it and tries to rally, but Camby hits a Dominator for a two count that is broken up by Jack. Camby tags in Tommy, Gator is stunned on the inside, Tommy climbs the ropes and waits. He is perched on the top, as Gator gets to his feet, TO launches a missile drop kick, Gator moves at the last second and Tommy connects with the ref! For good measure, Gator pulls Tommy up and hits a CHOMP! With no ref to be fount, The Team From Down Under dash across the ring and take Camby over the top rope with a double clothesline. Camby hits the floor hard. As he tries to get to his feet, The Aussies hit him with the CALL OF THE WILD! Camby is DEAD! The Aussies celebrate with the rabid crowd. With Camby on the outside trying to recovering from the Call of The Wild and the ref and Tommy still inside the ring trying to recover, Jack, Gator and Wally celebrate by downing some Dos Equis with the crowd. When TFDU finally turn to get into the ring, UnderDawg and BlackDragon attack! What the hell? BD slams a chair across OBJ’s face, UD grabs Gator by the throat and choke slams him on the floor. Blackdragon has OBJ locked in the cross face, Wally B. King tries to break it up but he nearly has his head kicked off his shoulders by UD. Dawg pulls Gator up and Fireplug Pile drives him on the concrete floor and rolls him into the ring. BD pulls OBJ to his feet and hits a release German suplex that sends OBJ through the Ecuadorian announce table. UD throws a barely conscious Gator into the ring and the BlackDawgs leave. Inside the ring, Tommy is on his feet, and the ref is pulling himself up in the corner, of course he didn’t see a thing. Tommy rushes over to Gator and stands him up, waits for the ref to turn around and KO’s him with the Wicked Left. Tommy falls on top of Gator and three seconds later we have new World Tag Team Champions
WINNERS in 15:57 and NEW OOWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS – The Devil’s Brigade
LD WILLIAMS vs. CAPELLAN – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchCapellan and LD Williams circle each other and lock up. Collar and elbow tie up, Capellan grabs a wrist lock and wrenches on the arm, sending LDW to one knee on the mat. Capellan works LDW to the mat and locks on a hammer lock and tires to get a quick submission. LDW works back to a sitting position, then back to his knees. Finally LDW backs Capellan into the corner and catches him with a couple of elbows to the face that forces the break. LDW whips Capellan across the ring and follows him to the opposite corner, Cap gets a boot up that catches LDW in the face. Cap leaps to the second rope and hits a flying neck breaker, covers and gets a one count. LDW is quickly to his feet and tries a clothesline, but Capellan ducks and catches LDW in a crucifix for a two count. LDW bails out of the ring and Capellan follows and the two brawl around ring side for a bit. LDW catches Capellan just above the eye with a straight punch that opens a cut. It is not much, but just enough blood to impair Cap’s vision. The brawl continues back in the ring, Capellan scoops LDW and slams him hard to the mat, then hits the ropes and hits a spinning leg drop across his chest. Capellan tries to locks on a cross face, but LDW fights out of it, and reverses it into a pinning position for a tow count. The action continues back and forth for over a half an hour. Neither man can get the clear advantage for long, but LDW gets the upper hand when he plays possum and catches a charging Capellan with a choke slam/backbreaker across the knee. Capellan writhes in pain and LDW seizes the opportunity and locks on the STF. Capellan fights his way to the ropes and forces the break. LDW pulls Capellan to his feet and hits a slingshot suplex, that’s it. LDW covers but only gets a two count! LDW pulls Cap up and tries another suplex, but Capellan slips behind him and rolls him up for a two count. LDW kicks out sending Cap to the ropes, LDW is up and tries a clothesline, but Capellan slips behind him and hits a side Russian Leg sweep. Capellan wipes the blood out of his eyes and climbs to the top rope for a Flying Spinning Dragon Kick. Capellan has to pause on the top rope to once again wipe the blood from his eyes, as LDW gets to his feet, Capellan leaps, and LDW moves, Capellan lands on his feet though, and he spins around….and walks into a clothesline from hell from LDW. The clothesline sends Capellan bounding off the ropes, on the rebound, LDW kicks Cap, and hits a brutal DDT. LDW covers, but Capellan kicks out! Holy shit! LDW looks a little irritated, he pulls Capellan up and kicks him again and hits a wicked pile driver, then rolls Capellan over and locks on the STF. Cap fights with all he has, but LDW really wrenches back on his neck, after several minutes of agony, Capellan is forced to tap.
WINNER in 44:29 and STILL OOWF Intercontinental Champion – LD Williams
MOOSEHEAD JACK & CONCRETE TG vs. NILES ANDERSON – Non-Title MatchConcrete TG is announced first, he comes to the ring with a look of dead seriousness on his face and calmly waits in the middle of the ring. Jack is announced next, he comes to the ring and looks right at Concrete and grins at him, Crete ignores Jack, Jack goes and slumps in the corner. Finally Niles is announced, the champ comes to the ring and looks at both men and starts to leave the ring. Niles grabs a mic:
You know something, as the champ, I don’t have to put up with this crap. There is no way in hell I am getting into this match just four days before Dance of Death, forget it, it’s not happening.Just then GM the Rick’s music hits and he comes out to the top of the ramp, naturally he has a mic as well, and he speaks:
Niles, I had a feeling you would try and pull this kind of douchebaggery. I will tell you what, you either wrestle in the match I have assigned to you, or I strip you of the title, and suspend you indefinitely for breach of contract. That is up to you.GM the Rick drops the mic and heads to the back, Niles is furious at ringside, the Specimen has come unhinged. Concrete has seen about enough and leaves the ring and grabs Niles, who by now was heading up the ramp to argue with Rick. Crete gets in a couple of shots to Niles head, then whips him toward the ring, where Jack is waiting with a back drop on the floor. Jack mounts Niles and pummels him with shots to the face. Crete calmly walks to the ring and pulls Moose off of Niles and throws Niles into the ring. What follows is essentially a slaughter. Jack and Crete take turns wailing on Niles beating him bloody. For a bit it seems like Jack and Concrete are working as a team, until it comes time for the pin attempts. Crete covers Niles after Jack and Crete hit the Death Sentence, but Jack pulls him off of him. The two argue which gives Niles a chance to recover and attack Jack from behind and throw him from the ring. Niles and concrete square off for a moment, but a bloody Niles cannot maintain any kind of sustained offense and Crete lays Niles out with a SnowPlow and makes the cover. From the outside, Jack reaches in and puts Niles foot on the bottom rope. Crete yells at Jack. Jack is on the apron arguing with Crete, Niles runs up behind Crete and pastes him in the back with a chair shot, sending him crashing into Jack, sending Jack to the floor. Niles spins Crete around and clocks him with the chair, then slams the chair on the mat and sets up Crete for the SteeDDT! Before he can hit it, Jack grabs the OOWF World Title belt and slips under the bottom rope and PASTES Niles in the face with it. Niles falls to the mat, Crete pulls him up and hits the Cement Mixer on the chair, covers and gets the three count. Jack is so busy looking at the world title that he doesn’t break up the pin.
WINNERS in 11:41 Moosehead Jack & Concrete TG
After the match Jack walks over to Niles prone body holding the world title and staring down at it. Before he can do anything Crete walks over and grabs hold of the title too, the two of them stare at the title and each other while standing over a bloody beaten Niles Anderson.
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