OOWF Dance of Death II PPV
Live! From Hell, Michigan
JOHNNY ADRENALINE vs. STANK vs. ATTITUDE ADJUSTER vs. FF CAPSLOCKJohnny volunteers AA to start against Stank, but AA wants none of it. The Chickenshit Heels argue over who starts the match when the bell sounds. Both Adrenaline and Capps look around and Drink & Destroy are standing on the apron watching. They figure what the hell, every man for himself, and Johnny and AA trade punches and Capps gets the upper hand, sending Johnny to the ropes and taking him down with a hip toss, drawing a cheer from Capslock, as Stank looks at his partner in slight disbelief. AA works an arm bar, making sure to pose to the ringside cameras in the process, as well as pull Johnny's hair to maintain the hold. The official tells Drink & Destroy that there are no tags in this contest, and that they are free to enter the fight, but Stank and Capslock stay put, enjoying watching TCH kick the crap out of one another. Arm drag by AA, then another. But Johnny reverses a third attempt into a backslide. One, two, and Capslock breaks up the pin and stomps away at Adrenaline. Stank takes his time entering the fray, then measures AA with a right hand in the corner. Then another. Stank pounds AA down, and Capslock comes over and pulls Stank away, opting for a double team on Johnny. Stank with a spine buster on Adrenaline, and FFC follows up with a big leg drop. Splash by Stank, and Capslock with his own on top of Stank, and Johnny is flattened. But AA shoves them off and goes to work on Stank. He can't slam the big guy, so he goes with a kick to the gut, followed by a kick to the face. Capslock peels Johnny off the mat and presses him over his head, then tosses him over the top to the floor. FFC follows out and puts the beats on Adrenaline all over ringside. Meanwhile, in the ring, AA tries to maintain his offense against Stank, but Stank's overwhelming power is too much, as he breaks free from a Camel clutch and drives AA back first into the turnbuckle. As AA staggers out of the corner, Stank nearly takes his head off with a clothesline. On the floor, FFC looks to drive Johnny headfirst into the post, but JA drops off his shoulder and shoves Capslock into the post! Johnny sends him to the post two more times to keep the big guy down. AA goes low on Stank and looks for the ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT, but Stank no-sells the low blow and simply lifts AA onto his shoulders. STANK-U~! Stank with the cover, but Johnny flies in with a diving elbow off the top rope to break the pin. Johnny grabs Stank and sends him shoulder first into the post, then goes to the floor, and wraps Stank's arm around the post a few times. And we now have a glorified Texas Tornado tag match, as it seems Johnny and AA are now on the same page. While on the floor, Johnny sends FFC to the steps, then drops the stairs directly on Capslock's head. AA pulls Stank back in and tries locking on a Fujiwara arm bar, but again, Stank is too strong for him and manages to muscle AA thru the ropes to the floor. JA goes over to the timekeeper and grabs his trusty five iron and looks to line up a shot on Capslock. But Capps is over and takes the club away. This triggers an argument, allowing Stank to clobber both guys from behind. Capslock gets to his feet, sees the golf club next to him and tosses it into the ring. FFC lines Johnny up on the post and charges, but Adrenaline moves and Capslock knocks himself silly again. Stank has AA in the ring and is climbing the ropes for STANKONIA. But Johnny hops on the apron and shoves him off, allowing AA to get a rollup. One, two... but Stank kicks out. Back in, Johnny wants the ADRENALINE RUSH, but can't lift Stank. AA decides he's gonna help out, and they lift Stank for a DOUBLE ADRENALINE RUSH~! However, mid-move, Capslock pulls AA's leg and pulls him out of the ring, making all of Stank's weight fall onto Johnny, crushing JA upon landing. One, two... but AA pulls the ref out of the ring to stop the count. As the ref fusses with AA, Stank rolls out and decks AA from behind, sending the referee tumbling to the guardrail. Capslock smells blood in the ring and stalks Johnny. FFC sends Adrenaline to the ropes... just as AA is getting back on the apron. They knock heads and Capps goes flying back into the referee. DUI~! Adrenaline is done for! Capslock covers as a second referee hits the ring. One... two... but Stank pulls him off! FFC can't believe it. Stank makes the cover. One... two... but Capslock pulls HIM off! Stank and Capslock stare each other down... AND THE MEGAPOWERS EXPLODE~! Back and forth, Stank and FFC trade shots. Capslock misses a clothesline, and Stank grabs him for the STANK-U, but Capslock counters that and lifts up his partner for GREETINGS FROM FRESNO~! But that pesky Johnny is up and kicks a field goal right between FFC's legs, breaking up the move. Stank grabs Johnny for the STANK-U, but AA's back in and slaps on THE CLAW~! Johnny grabs the golf club and takes a swing at FFC as he gets to his feet, but Capslock hits the deck and Johnny DRILLS Capps by mistake! FFC goes to murder Adrenaline with a clothesline, but Johnny ducks and Capslock knocks Stank to the floor as well! Johnny tries the ADRENALINE RUSH on Capslock, but FFC counters into a Screwdriver instead. Capslock kills Johnny with a nasty power bomb for good measure. One, two, and three JUST before Stank can break it up.
WINNER in 25:03: F.F. Capslock
After the match, Capslock gets his hand raised and invites Stank to celebrate with him, but Stank walks away without a word. AA and JA bump into each other on the floor and Capps has some harsh words for Johnny. The Chickenshit Heels nearly come to blows in the aisle before Johnny storms off angrily. Before AA goes behind the curtain, he gives the victorious Capslock a golf clap and a thumbs up.
CORAX vs. AUSTRAROO vs. SOULDRAGON vs. JUSTIN SANE vs. NAYRThe newcomer Nayr the Halfling Luchadore is making his first appearance in the OOWF, and he immediately gets a shot at becoming the #1 contender to the OOWF Onslaught championship. He seems to immediately strike up a friendship with Justin Sane. As all five men get to the ring, Corax immediately heads to the corner and waits. Corax is sporting a rather large leg brace. SoulDragon and Justin Sane start things off, Sane runs circles around Dragon, occasionally darting in, generally having a good time. Finally one of the times Sane darts in, SD catches him with a kick to the side of the head that sends Sane to the mat. SD stomps Sane a few times, then pulls him to his feet and whips him to the ropes. Sane slides between Dragon’s legs and hits the opposite ropes, he tries some sort of flying dive, but SD catches him and turns it into a sit down choke slam. SD covers for a two count, but it is broken up by Austraroo. Roo and Sane pulls SD off the mat and whip him to the ropes and catch him with a double back drop. Roo offers a high five, which of course is one of the few moves that Sane can actually hit. That constitutes a tag, and Roo spins and catches Sane upside the head with a Roo kick that sends him out of the ring. Meanwhile SD has recovered enough to grab Roo from behind and roll him up for a two count. Roo kicks out, SD pulls him to his feet and tags in Nayr. As Nayr is spring boarding into the ring, Roo elbows himself free from SD and catches Nayr with a super kick below the jaw as he is coming into the ring. Roo covers Nayr, but the count is broken up by Corax who manages to hobble into the ring and drops an elbow across the back of Roo’s head. Roo slowly gets to his feet, Nary recovers as well, measures Roo and dashes to a corner, climbs the ropes, spins and flies, landing on Roo’s shoulders and taking him over with a hurracarana into a pinning position. SD rushes into the ring and catches Nayr in the face with a shining wizard that allows Roo to reverse the pin, Justin Sane charges into the ring and clotheslines Roo breaking up that pin attempt as well. The ref escorts Sane and SoulDragon out of the ring and we have Nayr and Roo both recovering. Roo tries to pull himself up on the ropes, Corax reaches out and tags himself in, then when he gets in, he grabs Roo and throws him between the ropes. Corax pulls Nary to his feet and hits a belly to belly suplex for a two count. Corax pulls Nayr up again and whips him to the ropes, Corax tries a clothesline, but Nayr goes low and hits Corax in the knee with a drop kick. Corax immediately crawls over to the corner and tags in SoulDragon. Nary gets to his feet and ducks a clothesline from a charging SD, shoves him to the ropes and connects with a perfect dropkick to SD’s mouth. Corax drops off the apron and starts rummaging around under the ring. Meanwhile inside the ring, SD gets to his feet, and Nayr catches him with a perfect exploder suplex for a two count. SD escapes and tags in Justin Sane, Sane starts to climb to the top rope, when we finally see what Corax is doing – he has found Ladder under the ring and he brings him out and sets him up at the bottom of the ramp. The distraction leaves Sane on the top rope for a moment too long, Nayr gets a running start and scales the corner, leaps onto Sane’s shoulders and takes him down with a top rope hurracarana! HOLY SHIT! Before Nary can even recover, Austraroo reaches out and tags himself in, he spring boards into the ring and hits a five star springboard frog splash on a prone Sane, but before he can cover, SoulDragon reaches out and tags himself in, he comes in and pulls A dazed Sane to his feet and hits an Omen Driver, as he is about to cover, Corax pulls him out of the ring and levels him on the outside with a clothesline, drawing a warning from the ref – this is after all an Onslaught Rules match. Corax slides under the ropes and covers Sane, but Nayr puts a stop to that when he soars across the ring and hits a flying elbow drop to the back of Corax neck. On the outside of the ring, SoulDragon is slowly getting to his feet when Nayr and Austraroo both get a running start and leap head first through the ropes and take SD down! Inside the ring, Justin Sane has finally recovered some, and slowly gets to his feet. Corax is waiting on him, Corax scoops Sane up and slams him in the middle of the ring, then climbs the ropes for a falling head butt. Corax leaps, but by some miracle Sane moves out of the way, he coves Corax but Corax is up at two. On the outside of the ring, Nayr climbs onto the apron, then to the top rope, and hits a 360 twisting corkscrew shooting star that send him, Austraroo and SD through the Windsor Announce Table. Meanwhile in the ring, Corax is on the mat, Justin Sane seems to be running a move through his head, he awkwardly tries a figure four on Corax, he manages to get it on. Corax writhes in pain, as he is flailing around, he catches the ref in the eye, the ref falls to the mat grabbing at his eye trying to clear his vision. Meanwhile Corax is tapping like crazy. Sane finally releases the hold, thinking he won the match. Meanwhile, Corax pulls himself to his feet, Thim Reynolds comes to the ring, folds up Ladder and gets on the apron. Thim tries to hit Corax in the head, but Thim ducks and the ladder slams Sane in the head. Sane is out. Corax dropkicks the ladder back into Thim’s head, knocking him off the apron. Corax rolls up Sane, and the ref comes to enough to make the three count.
WINNER in 33:14 – and new #1 Contender to the Onslaught Championship - Corax
SERAPH vs. CHRIS ALT vs. MERCURY vs. SIRIRAM vs. JOSH O’NEALSiriram is set to start with Mercury, they circle, and Siriram darts in, picks Mercury up and slams him to the mat with a brutal double leg take down. Before Mercury can even react, Siriram flips him over, grapevines the legs and grabs a chin lock type move wrenching back on Mercury’s neck. Merc tries to get to the ropes, could we have a submission win already? Nope. Chris Alt comes into the ring and kicks Siriram in the back to break the hold and allow Mercury to escape. Mercury gets to his feet and tries to rush across the ring and make a tag to Seraph, but Siriram grabs him from behind and nearly throws him out of his boots with a release German suplex. Siriram goes after Mercury again, this man is tenacious like a bulldog. Mercury gets to his feet in the corner, Siriram gets a head of steam and charges into the corner and levels Mercury with a forearm to the side of the head. Siriram pulls Mercury up and hits a couple of open hand slaps to the chest. Mercury staggers out of the corner, as Siriram pursues him, Mercury hits a back kick to Siriram’s gut doubling him over in pain. Mercury dives across the ring and tags in Chris Alt. Alt springs into the ring, as Siriram looks up Alt levels him with a clothesline. Alt then hits the ropes and drops a knee across Siriram’s sternum and gets a one count. Alt pulls Siriram to his feet and pulls him up in a vertical suplex, Alt leaves him up there a minute to think about it, then crashes to the mat and floats over for a two count. Both men are up to their feet, Alt tries a whip to the ropes, Siriram reverses it, Siriram tries a boot to the face, but Alt catches it then hits the Shelton Benjamin spinning heel kick that sends Siriram to a corner. Siriram tags in Seraph. Seraph slowly comes into the ring and locks eyes with Alt. Naturally Seraph’s expression never changes as they slowly circle one another looking for an opening. Collar and elbow tie up, Seraph backs Alt into a corner, the ref calls for a clean break, Seraph slowly backs away, never taking his eyes off of Alt, and his expression never changing. As Alt is about to come out of the corner, O’Neal hammers him wit ha cross face across the nose that sends Alt to his knees. Alt gets up and spins and challenges O’Neal, with his back turned, Seraph rolls Alt up from behind for a two count, Alt kicks out and springs to his feet, he catches a charging Seraph with a deep arm drag, locks on an arm bar and glares at O’Neal and spits in his direction. Seraph works his way to his feet, Alt ducks under Seraph’s arm and takes him over wit ha fireman’s carry, grabs the arm again and drops a leg across Seraph’s arm, then half nelson’s him and rolls him over for a two count. Seraph gets out of it and gets back to his feet, Alt still maintains a hold on his arm, Seraph grabs Alt’s arm and tries to whip him to the ropes but thin pulls him back and catches Alt with an Angle slam. Seraph covers for at two, then gets to his feet, and O’Neal reaches out and tags himself in. He walks up to Alt, who has just gotten back to his feet, and slaps him across the face. Alt looks furious, behind O’Neal, Seraph doesn’t look too pleased about being tagged out. He hits the ropes and lands a high knee right into the middle of O’Neal’s back, that sends him into Alt’s arms with a power slam. Alt covers and gets a two count, then gets to his feet and tags in Siriram. Siriram comes in and catches O’Neal wit ha clothesline that backs him to the ropes, Siriram whips him to the opposite ropes and elevates him with a back body drop. Mercury comes into the ring to attack, and he eats a belly-to-belly suplex for his troubles. Siriram gets to his feet and stands up to see Seraph staring him in the eyes. Seraph grabs Siriram and nails him with a side Russian leg sweep. As Seraph gets to his feet, Chris Alt comes into the ring and DESTROYS him with the Spinal Contusion! Alt covers Seraph, but Siriram and O’Neal are the legal men. O’Neal clubs Alt on the back of the head and throws him into the corner, Alt goes shoulder first into the corner and slumps to the mat clutching his shoulder in pain. O’Neal goes on a rampage, he presses Mercury over head and throws him over the top rope, and catches a charging Seraph with a spine buster. O’Neal turns his attention to Siriram, Siriram walks right up to O’Neal, O’Neal tries a clubbing shot, but Siriram avoids the move and takes JO to the mat. Siriram locks on the cattle mutilation! Josh is desperately trying to work his way to the ropes, when it looks like he is about to get the submission, Mercury tags himself in. Chris Alt, by now, on his feet on the apron, reaches down and tags JO’s shoulder. Before he does anything else he uses the ropes to push Josh out of the ring and to the floor. Once again Siriram is annoyed at being tagged out of the match. He is about to protest when Seraph takes him over the top rope and to the floor with a clothesline. Siriram recovers and pulls Seraph under the ropes and they brawl. Mercury has climbed the ropes and waits perched on the top rope, Alt catches him on the top, the two battle on the top for a minute, Mercury gets the better of it with a couple of shots to the head and sends Alt to the mat, but Alt lands on his feet, regroups instantly and leaps back on the ropes and DESTROYS him with an ALT-OMIC Bomb! Alt covers, 1,2,3! It’s over!
WINNER in 39:51 and the NEW #1 Contender to the Intercontinental Title – Chris Alt
HARDBODY HARRIS vs. CHRIS COLE vs. PHIL vs. DONOVAN VIPER vs. MICROPLAY vs. SHASHWAT MISHRAMishra attacks Phil to start things off SM hammers Phil backing him into the corner, then turning him around and hooking his arm over the ropes and hammering away on Phil’s arm. SM pulls something from his tights and attempts to carve up Phil’s arm, Phil yells in pain and escapes with a low blow mule kick. SM staggers to the middle of the ring grabbing the jewels, Phil charges out of the corner and nearly takes his head off with a clothesline. Phil scoops Mishra up and slams him to the mat then drops an elbow across his sternum. Phil covers, but Mishra kicks out at one. Phil pulls SM up and walks him over to Harris corner, Phil holds Mishra, and tags in Harris, Hardbody comes in, climbs to the middle rope and drops an elbow down on Mishra’s exposed ribs. Mishra falls to the mat. Harris pulls Mishra up and whips him to the ropes and catches him with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, and covers for a two count. Mishra rushes across the ring on his knees and makes the tag to Donovan Viper. Viper comes into the ring and charges at Harris, Harris catches him with a back body drop. Harris hits the ropes as Viper gets to his feet, still doubled over in pain and hits a swinging neck breaker. Harris covers, but Microplay breaks up the pin at two. Harris gets to his feet and shoves Microplay, the two start to argue, which gives Viper time to recover. When Harris turns around, Viper rocks him with a European uppercut, then takes him to the mat with a snap suplex. Cole calls for the tag, and Viper obliges. Chris Cole comes in and immediately puts the boots to Harris, stomping him mercilessly. Cole pulls Harris to a sitting position and slaps on a reverse chin lock. Cole puts his weight on the back of Harris head really cutting off his oxygen supply. To add to the effect, Cole puts his feet on the middle ropes, the other heels in the match do a pretty good job of distracting the ref, allowing Cole to push Harris near unconsciousness. Finally Phil jumps into the ring and kicks Cole in the back of the head, breaking the hold, and keeping Harris conscious. Cole recovers quickly and pulls Harris to his feet and locks on a cobra clutch, Harris is fading, Cole then reverses it into a cobra clutch slam, then tags in Microplay. MP climbs to the top rope and leaps with a flying elbow, but at the last second HH moves out of the way and MP slams to the mat. Harris uses his remaining strength to crawl to the corner he tries to make a tag, but Mishra reaches out and slaps him across the face. The ref, however, considers that a tag, and orders Mishra into the match. Mishra come sin and whips MP to the ropes, but MP rebounds and catches Mishra with an elbow to the nose, that sends SM to the mat. Microplay hags SM over the middle rope, choking him until the ref threatens a DQ. MP then releases Mishra, hits the opposite ropes and drops his weight across the back of Mishra’s head. Mishra slumps to the canvas then rolls out of the ring. He gets no rest on the outside though, Donovan Viper and Chris Cole immediately put the boots to him on the outside, on the inside, a recovered Hardbody Harris gets into the ring and has a stare down with Microplay, Harris challenges MP to hit the ropes and take him down with a shoulder block, being a heel, MP naturally accepts, he turns to run, and runs right into a Phil Yarplex! Phil falls on MP and makes the cover, but HH breaks it up. Phil gets to his feet and he and Harris begin to argue. MP seizes the opportunity and charges at Phil and clubs him in the back of the head, sending him crashing into Harris and sending Harris out of the ring, where Cole and Viper immediately target Harris instead of Mishra. They stomp away at Harris. Mishra slips back into the ring, and he and Microplay double team Phil, keeping the big man on the mat. On the outside, Donovan Viper convinces Chris Cole to hold Harris while he goes for the chain-assisted death elbow. Well naturally Harris moves, and Viper knocks Cole cold. Viper looks shocked for a moment, which is all the time Harris needs, he spins Viper around, kicks him in the mid section and hits a FAME-ASSER on the concrete floor. Viper is out. Harris slides back into the ring and saves Phil from Mishra and Microplay. The four men slug it out in the middle of the ring, Phil has Mishra in one corner and hammer s him in the face with massive clubbing forearms. In the opposite corner Harris mounts the turnbuckle and starts the ten punches of doom on Microplay. Of course the crowd counts along the whole way. Finally Harris and Phil whip Mishra and Microplay to the center of the ring, but the heels don’t fall for it, Mishra goes low, MP goes high, unfortunately for them, Microplay gets caught in a SPACE PIRATE SLAM (black hole slam). Mishra however, catches Harris with a spear, knocking HH back into the corner. Phil covers MP and gets to two before Mishra charges across the ring and breaks it up. Phil and Mishra brawl across the ring and end up on the outside, where they fight near Cole and Viper who are just starting to struggle to their feet. Inside the ring, Microplay is on his feet, he staggers and turns around, and charges at Harris who is waiting in the corner, Harris gets a big boot to the face, Microplay is dazed, Harris grabs him, twists, BACKSLIDE!! 1,2,3! The ref’s hand hits the canvas the third time just a Cole got into the ring. Chris Cole is furious!
WINNER in 31:49 and NEW #1 Contender to the World Heavyweight Title – Hardbody Harris
ERIC O’MAC vs. FIRECHILD vs. THIM REYNOLDS vs. CANADIAN DRAGONFirechild and Canadian Dragon come to the ring first, they stand nose to nose and argue over who is going to win. Thim and Eric come out next, Eric stays a few steps behind Thim and he makes his way to the ring. Thim is all business as usual, but every now and then we see him cast a glance at Eric behind him. This resembles a tag match more than a Dance of Death. Firechild leaves the ring and lets Canadian Dragon start things off, he glares at Eric O’Mac and challenges him to start things off, Eric takes a few steps toward the middle of the ring, then pushes Thim toward CD and tells him to “get him!” Eric retreats to the safety of the apron and Thim shoots an irritated look at him. Dragon tries to catch Thim with a kick to the side of the head – the side that was injured by Corax – but Thim catches Dragon’s leg and takes him down with a short clothesline. CD springs right back to his feet and the two slowly circle. Collar and elbow tie up, CD grabs a side head lock, Thim tries to send him to the ropes, but CD puts on the brakes and grinds down the side head lock. Thim lifts CD off his feet and hits a belly to back suplex, but CD holds on and keeps the side head lock. CD works to one knee, Thim is working trying to escape. Thim gets to his feet, lifts CD for another belly to back suplex, but holds him in the air and tags in Firechild. FC comes in, climbs to the second rope and leaps, dropping a forearm across CD’s chest, sending him tumbling off of Thim’s shoulder to the mat. Firechild immediately takes control and puts the boots to CD. Then pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches CD in the mouth with a perfect drop kick. FC pulls CD up and locks on an abdominal stretch in the middle of the ring, grinding his elbow into CD’s ribs to add to the pain. CD grunts in pain, but will not give up (and when was the last time anyone submitted to an abdominal stretch anyway?)CD slowly works to free himself and reverses the move into a hip toss, then immediately falls to his knees in pain grabbing his side. CD reaches out to EOM for the tag, but Eric falls off the apron and grabs his eye and claims that CD poked him in the eye. CD stands and stares at Eric, Firechild attacks from behind and rolls CD up for a two count, EOM shoots back into the ring and breaks up the pin. The eye is miraculously healed. Firechild gets to his feet, and whips CD to the ropes and tries a clothesline, but CD slides between his feet, hits the opposite ropes and catches FC in the head with a flying forearm. CD does the HBK nip up, and waits for Firechild to get to his feet. When he does CD goes for the Dragon Kick, but FC ducks, and catches CD in a full nelson and is about to hit a Tiger Suplex, but CD wraps his feet around the ropes and prevents it. CD then slips out of the move, moves behind Firechild, and hits a hang man’s neck breaker for a two count, broken up this time by Thim Reynolds. CD pulls Firechild to his feet and hits a standing belly to belly suplex planting FC on the mat. CD then hits the ropes and tries a spring board lionsault, but EOM kicks the ropes just as CD hits them and CD wipes out. EOM reaches into the ring and tags Firechild. Eric comes in and stomps Canadian Dragon. Eric pulls CD up, then hits a spinning heel kick that catches Dragon right in the mouth and sends him back into Thim’s corner. CD turns and tags in Thim! Thim and Eric lock eyes, EOM turns to tag Firechild, but FC drops off the apron and feigns a shoulder injury. Eric and Thim slowly circle each other, they lock up, Thim grabs an arm wringer and wrenches the arm. Eric grabs a hand full of hair, Thim escapes that rather quickly by hammer locking Eric, kicking out the knee and riding Eric to the mat. Once on the mat, Thim starts to lock in the Adjustment, but Eric manages to scoot to the ropes forcing the break. Eric shoots to his feet and yells at Thim “What the hell are you doing?” Eric then starts to circle again, then turns and quickly tags Canadian Dragon back into the match. CD and Thim are about to lock up when Corax slowly makes his way toward the ring. Thim glares at him, then walks over and tags Firechild. Thim then slowly leaves the ring and starts toward the ramp, Eric leaves the apron and heads Thim off and tries to tell him not to go. Inside the ring, Firechild whips CD to the ropes hits a back body drop, but CD lands on his feet, turns and nails FC with an enziguri. FC falls, CD climbs to the top rope and waits perched on the top. As FC gets to his feet, CD flies wit ha cross body block, FC leaps as well and catches CD in the face with a drop kick. Both men struggle to get to their feet, on the outside Thim pushes Eric aside and heads up the ramp to confront Corax. They meet about half way up the ramp and the punches start flying. It doesn’t take long for security, including GM the Rick, to come out from the back to separate the two. In the melee, Thim chop blocks Corax knee, sending him to the ground in agony. Inside the ring, Firechild has CD set up for the wings of phoenix! But CD reverses out of it wit ha back drop. FC struggles to his feet, doubled over in pain, CD hits the ropes CANADIAN DESTROYER! From the top of the ramp GM the Rick sees this and rushes to ring side, he grabs a mic:
nononononono, I WARNED you, that move was out. You used it anyway, so how about this, you are disqualified! Head to the showers. Ref keep the match going.Canadian Dragon just smirks and slowly leaves the ring, walking right past GM the Rick and not even acknowledging him. Meanwhile, Eric O’Mac seizes his opportunity, leaps to the top ropes and hits a FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH on a still out Firechild to pick up the three count.
WINNER in 44:20 and STILL OOWF Onslaught Champion – Eric O’Mac
THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE vs. WCW vs. THE BLACK DAWGS vs. THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDERTag rules apply here, as Camby starts with Westgaard. HC and JWW trade words, and Camby goads Westgaard into trying to take him down. Shoulder block is fruitless, as is a clothesline. So JWW decides to just deck him with a right hand. Westgaard relentlessly stomps away as Camby crawls to the corner. But JWW stays on him, slamming his head into the turnbuckle one, two, three... and the crowd counts along 17 times as Westgaard just puts a beating on Camby. But UD blind tags himself in to the chagrin of JWW, who was just getting started. UD slugs away at HC as Camby is just getting pummeled here in the early going. A beaten Camby flees to his own corner and tags a reluctant O'Neil in. And UD is an equal opportunity offender, beating on the Irishman, as well. TO tries to tag back out, but Camby doesn't want back in. TFDU drops to the floor, refusing a tag, too. Finally, from the adjacent corner, Tommy Wilder puts his hand out. Tag made, and little Tommy Wilder steps in full of energy to face the biggest Dawg in the pound. They go nose to chest, and UD shoves TW away, but Wilder gets right back in his face. UD shoves him away harder, so Wilder comes back with a dropkick to the knee, then a shining wizard, then a double springboard leg drop. Cover gets only one, and Wilder tags back out to JWW, having gone one up on UD. Dawg demands Wilder get back in the ring, but Westgaard takes down UD with a tackle. CROSSCHECK is blocked however with a boot to the face, and a frustrated UD tags out to Dragon. BD with a snap suplex, holding on for another, then hooking a fisherman's suplex for the third. One, two, and Gator hops in to break the count. As JWW gets to his feet, Dragon sweeps him down
again and looks for the Dragonlock, but Westgaard manages to squirm his way to the ropes before BD can lock it on, pulls himself along the ropes and tags in Outback Jack. OBJ greets Dragon with a stiff forearm, then a nice belly to belly suplex. Jack goes to the TDB corner and decks both of the champs. BOOMERANG~! Cover is immediately broken up by UD and TFDU and The Dawgs brawl. UD to the ropes, but Wilder pulls the top rope down, low bridging Dawg over the top rope. Gator super kicks Westgaard off the apron and turns his attention back to OBJ and BD. Dragon misses a clothesline, and CALL OF THE WILD~! Jack with the cover. One, two, but Camby breaks up the pin! Dawg realizes what's happened and chases down Wilder from behind and CHOKESLAMS HIM THRU THE ANNOUNCE TABLE~! Meanwhile, TDB and TFDU are brawling in the ring now. O'Neil misses the LEFT HOOK and gets back dropped over the top by Gator. The Aussies look for the CALL OF THE WILD again, but UD grabs Jack's foot from the floor, leaving Camby to drop Gator with a spine buster. Things finally settle down a little as Camby works over Gator. As JWW checks on Wilder over by the carnage that was the announce table, the champions control GB in their corner. TO chokes Gator with the tag rope, and Camby comes in with a short arm clothesline and Samoan drop. O'Neil in with a gut wrench suplex. TO runs to the ropes, but Dragon blind tags himself in. That pisses TO off, and Dragon gets in his face. This draws Camby in, who gets in Dragon's face. Then Dawg comes in and looks down on Camby. Meanwhile, Gator is crawling toward Jack, and all four guys rush over and drag GB back to the middle of the ring as Jack was inches from getting the tag. BD looks for the Dragonlock, but Gator kicks him off. BD goes back in to try again, this time opting for a catapult. But Dragon catapults Gator right into the wCw corner, where Westgaard tags himself in. Westgaard clotheslines Dragon down, then knocks UD to the floor. Flying forearm for BD, and JWW looks for a Death Valley Driver. But Dragon rolls off the shoulders and looks for the DKO DROP, but Westgaard counters with the ICE AUGER~! One, two, and Camby and Jack make the save simultaneously, triggering a brawl between the two of them. Wilder pulls himself up on the apron and gets a tag from JWW. Westgaard grabs Dragon and it's NITRO~! Wilder with the cover, one, two, but UD pulls the referee out of the ring. So Wilder springboards off the top rope and hits a corkscrew plancha on Dawg. O'Neil reaches a groggy Dragon and tags himself in. TO with a running knee lift to send JWW to the floor. Jack with a power slam on Camby, but O'Neil kicks him in the face to stop that rally. O'Neil looks for the IRISH CLOVERLEAF, but Jack punches O'Neil in the mouth. Camby grabs OBJ for a power bomb, but Jack backdrops him over the top. O'Neil charges in, but Jack sidesteps him and tosses him over the top, as well, but turns right around into BD and a DKO DROP~! But Westgaard flies in from nowhere with a CROSSCHECK IN MID MOVE, knocking both Dragon and OBJ over the top and awkwardly to the floor! But as JWW taunts his fallen opponents from the ropes, UnderDawg grabs him from behind and PLANTS him with the FIREPLUG DRIVER~! But before UD can follow up... CHOMP~! UNDERDAWG IS DEAD! But Harper Camby is not, as HC decapitates Gator with a wicked clothesline, power bombs GB once, holds on and does it again, this time directly onto UD. As GB and UD powder out, Camby is impressed with himself, but Wilder springboards in and takes HC down with a hurricanrana. TW rushes up the ropes looking for the AIRWALK~! But O'Neil re-emerges on the floor and pulls Camby out of the way, as Wilder splats on the mat. TRIPLE SIX~! O'Neil makes the cover on Wilder. One, two, and three as Camby tackles Westgaard before he can make the save.
WINNERS in 28:50 and STILL Tag Team Champions: The Devil's Brigade
LD WILLIAMS vs. CAPELLAN vs. MR. JEALOUS vs. UNCLE ENTITYJealous demands to start first and stands in the ring intently glaring at the other three. LDW meets his stare and slowly holds up the title. Jealous begins to shake with rage. Uncle Entity waits on the apron, wanting no part of a pissed off Jealous, so Capellan hops in the ring. Capellan grabs Jealous and spins him around and pops him in the mouth, Jealous just stares at him in disbelief for a moment, blood trickling down his face from the split lip courtesy of Capellan. Jealous bellows an ungodly yell and goes after Capellan picking him up by the throat and throwing him back into the corner. Jealous comes after Capellan in the corner, but Capellan slips out of the way and traps Jealous in the corner and rocks him with shots to the head. Capellan then finishes it off by springing off the bottom rope and connecting with a shining wizard to the side of Jealous head. Jealous falls face first out of the corner, Capellan rolls him over and covers and gets a two count. Jealous powers out of the pin, and stomps to his feet, as soon as he stands up, he is met wit ha Capellan drop kick that sends him back into the corner. Capellan springs to his feet and charges into the corner and tries to monkey flip Jealous out, but Jealous holds on and turns it into a spine buster. Jealous gets to his feet and tags in Uncle Entity. Entity comes in and as Capellan stands up he bull dogs him to the mat and covers him for a one count. Cap slips out of the pin and fights to his feet, but Entity cuts him off with a knee to the mid section, followed by a rude awakening. Entity covers again, but Capellan once again kicks out at two. Both men get to their feet, Entity tries a suplex, but Capellan slips over his shoulder and hoists Entity on his shoulders and hits a reverse DVD. Capellan covers, but Entity is out at two. Capellan gets to his feet and tags LD Williams, Williams comes into the ring and climbs to the second rope and leaps trying a double axe handle to the back of Entity’s head, but Entity catches him with a shot to the mid section that flips LDW completely over. Entity gets to his feet and whips LDW into the corner and follows him in with a flying forearm to the face. LDW staggers a bit, Entity pulls him up in a fireman’s carry and hits a rolling Samoan Drop for a two count. Entity gets to his feet and tags Jealous in, MR. Jealous comes in and presses LD Williams above his head, walks around for a moment, then slams LDW to the mat hard. Jealous pulls Williams up, and hits him with Snake Eyes, covers, hooking the leg, and gets two, but it is broken up at two by Capellan. Jealous gets to his feet and glares at Capellan , this gives LDW time to recover. When Jealous turns his attention back to Williams, LDW is on his feet, and he pops Jealous in the face a couple of times, then whips him to the ropes and connects with a spine buster. Jealous gets to his feet and falls back into a corner, unfortunately for him there is no one there for him to tag. LD Williams follows him into the corner with a running clothesline, then unleashes a series of chops that leave bloody welts on Jealous chest. Williams looks at Entity and calls for another flying forearm, he tags him in, and for added effect, he whips Entity into that corner. Unfortunately for Entity, as he is flying into the corner, Jealous recovers enough to explode out of the corner with a spear that nearly kills Entity. Jealous covers, but the pin is broken up by both Capellan and Williams. Jealous pulls Entity to his feet, the man can barely stand, Jealous shoves him to the ropes and catches him with a bear hug. Entity is in trouble. Jealous squeezes tighter and tighter trying for the submission. Entity starts to fade, the ref checks his arm once, twice, before it can fall the third time, LDW comes in and punches Jealous in the back of the head, breaking the hold. Jealous turns to LD Williams and attacks, LDW leaves the ring and gets on the apron, when Jealous chops LDW, LDW laughs and says that was a tag. The ref agrees. Williams gets into the ring and puts the boots to Entity. On the apron, Jealous turns to the crowd and snarls at them, and begins arguing with the fans in the front row. LDW taunts Capellan and gets him to come into the ring, LDW ducks a Capellan clothesline attempt then shoves Capellan into Jealous. Jealous falls for the floor, he immediately turns around and sees Capellan standing there, he pulls him out of the ring and the fight between them is on. Inside the ring, Uncle Entity is struggling to his feet, as he finally stands up, LDW kicks him low and kills him with a DDT. LDW then locks on the STF, wrenching back on his neck. Entity will not give up. On the outside, Jealous rakes Capellan’s eyes to stop his onslaught, staggers away and grabs a chair. When Capellan regains his vision, it is just in time to see the chair coming at his head. With Capellan down, Jealous pulls him up and hits a JEALOUS RAGE on the floor! Inside the ring, Entity still will not tap. Williams releases the hold, pulls Entity up and DDT’s him again. Williams reapplies the hold, but Entity will not tap, Williams wrenches back on his neck, twisting his neck and reversing the chin lock part into a Dragon Sleeper type hold. Entity still will not give. Finally after struggling for several minutes to escape, Entity’s body goes limp. The referee checks his arm, if falls three times, it is over.
WINNER in 40:29 and STILL OOWF Intercontinental Champion – LD Williams
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. CONCRETE TG vs. NILES ANDERSON – Hell In the Cell OOWF World Title MatchAll three men wait in the corner until the cage is lowered and secured. There is absolutely no escape now. Jack, Niles and Crete meet in the center of the ring and all three lock eyes. This one has been building for a long time now. Concrete slips away and leaves the ring, when he returns he has the chair that has Niles (and presumably Jack’s) blood on it from past attacks. Concrete stares almost trance like at the chair, then snaps, he swings the chair once and catches Jack in the back, he turns and swings again and it clips Niles on the side of the head. Crete grabs Jack pulls him to his feet and throws him over the top rope to the floor. Niles gets to his feet, turns around and Concrete is staring a hole in him. Niles tries to beg off, but Crete attacks, backing Niles into the corner with chops and punches. Crete stomps a mud hole in Niles beating him all the way down to the mat. Crete turns around and now it is Jack right behind him, he sends Crete through the ropes to the floor and follows him out of the ring. Jack grabs Crete and runs him face first into the cage. Jack mounts Crete, pulls a chain out of his tights and wraps it around his fist and is about to pummel Crete, when Crete reaches under the ring and grabs a trash can lid and slams Jack in the face with it. Crete is quick to his feet, he catches Niles in the corner just getting to his feet, and slams him in the back of the head with the trash can lid. Niles does the Flair flop and falls face first to the mat. Crete slides under the rope and covers, but Niles is able to roll his shoulder at two. Crete whips Niles to the ropes, picks him up and catches Niles with an airplane spin! Crete drops Niles, and staggers around the ring for a moment, he staggers right into Moose, who hits him with a heart punch, with the chain wrapped around his fist. Crete falls like a sack of potatoes, but Jack is not interested in pinning Crete. He walks over to Niles and starts pummeling him with the chain. Within seconds Niles is a bloody mess. Jack is so engrossed in making Niles bleed that he doesn’t notice Concrete is behind him, that is until CTG takes the length of barbed wire he has found and starts grating it across Jack’s forehead, leaving HIM a bloody mess as well. Concrete pulls Jack to his feet and hits him with a release Belly to belly suplex that sends Jack over the top rope, crashing to the floor. Concrete pulls Niles to his feet and sets him up for a suplex, but Niles slips out of it, goes behind Crete and locks him in a full nelson, then falls forward into the corner turnbuckle! Crete’s face slams into the corner, since his arms are pinned in a full nelson, he can’t even protect himself. Niles then grabs Crete by the hair and drops him backward on the barbed wire with a reverse DDT. Niles pulls Crete up, Crete has blood streaming down from the back of his head, Niles measures Crete and super kicks him in the face, sending Crete between the ropes to the floor. Niles leaves the ring as well and joins the others outside the ring. Jack, Niles and Concrete are all brawling along the side of the cage, each one has tasted the steel more than once, and all three are a bloody exhausted mess. This match has drained all three. There are tables broken, chairs dented, barbed wire, chains, hell even a bucket of broken glass. Jack aims a chair shot for the back of Niles head, but at the last second he moves, and the chair slams into Concrete’s face. Concrete collapses to the floor in a bloody heap. Niles spins Jack around and drops him with a SteeDDT on the chair. Instead of going for the pin, Niles grabs the chair and slides out of the ring. Niles grabs Crete in a headlock and hammers him in the face. Niles picks up a chair and slams it down on Crete’s head repeatedly until Concrete is still. Niles stares down at Concrete for a moment, breathing heavily. Then an evil grin spreads across his face, he reaches down and grabs the black “SB” armband that Crete wears and rips it off his arm and throws it out of the cage. Niles then tosses the chair inside the ring and rolls back into the ring where Jack is still on the mat. Niles comes in and mounts Jack and intently stares at him. Jack opens his eyes and Niles bitchslaps him several times, paint brushing him across the face. Jack erupts in Anger and throws Niles off of him. Jack gets to his feet, but Niles is a little faster and clocks Jack wit the chair, sending him back to the mat. Niles covers Jack, and gets a two count, but somehow Jack rolls his shoulder. Niles pulls Jack to his feet again and sets him up for another SteeDDT, but Jack slips out of the hold, gets behind Niles, spins him around HEART PUNCH!, Niles staggers a bit, Jack hits a second HEART PUNCH. Niles falls to his knees, Jack grabs him, but Niles hits a low blow, doubling Jack over in pain. Niles grabs the chair and charges at Jack, but Jack gets a boot up, and the chair slams Niles in the face. Jack kicks Niles in the gut, DDT on the chair! Jack pulls Niles up, by the hair, stares at a bloody Niles Anderson, spits in his face, then picks him up and pile drives him on the chair. Jack covers, as he makes the cover, Concrete has recovered enough to see it from his knees at ringside, the ref counts, 1,2,3 this one is over. WINNER in 55:39 and NEW OOWF World Heavyweight Champion – Moosehead Jack
Crete realizes what has just happened and slumps to the floor in disbelief. A bloody and beaten Moosehead Jack slumps in the corner and stares at the world title. In the back, Chris Cole and Firechild are watching the match on a monitor. Cole suddenly gets an idea and orders the camera man to follow him through the building. They reach GM the Rick’s office, just as they are about to enter, they are nearly knocked over by Hardbody Harris, dressed in full ring gear, as he sprints out of the office and down the hall. Cole calls him an asshole, but Harris pays him no mind. Cole walks into GM the Rick’s office
Cole: Rick, remember when I won the Imperial Onslaught? I get a title shot anytime I choose right?
GMtR: Yeah, but….
CC: No buts Rick, I want my shot at Moosehead Jack and the world title, and I want it NOW!
GMtR: I can’t do that.
CC: What the hell do you mean you can’t do that ?!?!?!? I AM THE MAIN EVENT!! I GET A SHOT WHENEVER I WANT AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!
GMtR: Take the bass out of your voice right now, or I will make sure you never get a shot again. Now like I said, I would love to give you a shot, but I can’t, Hardbody Harris won the #1 Contender’s spot earlier tonight, and he was just in here and wanted a match. After Moose screwed him out of the title in October, I thought it would be a good idea, so he got the shot.
CC: What the hell are you talking about Rick? You can’t do that!
GMtR: Well, since I am the GM, I can pretty much do whatever I want, and it is already done, look for yourself….
<GM the Rick points to a monitor that shows the cage being lifted, Concrete being helped to his feet by medical officials and helped to the back. Niles Anderson slumps dejectedly to the floor, and slowly makes his way to the back. Moosehead Jack is clutching the title tight, blood still pouring down his face, laughing at Niles and Concrete. Harris comes to ringside and whispers something to the announcer. Harris jumps up on the apron and we hear the following…>
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, as a result of Hardbody Harris winning the world heavyweight title number one contender’s dance of death math tonight, he has been declared the number one contender to the world heavyweight title. Mr. Harris has requested- and received- and immediate match for the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!
CC: THIS IS BULLSHIT!!! Rick, I swear to god, you have crossed 3Piece Set for the last time. You better watch your back
<With that Cole storms out of the office, and we turn back to live action>MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. HARDBODY HARRISMoose is standing in shock in the center of the ring glaring at the announcer. As Jack turns around Harris springs out of the corner and takes Jack down with a clothesline. Jack gets back up and eats another clothesline. Once more Jack is on his feet, Harris kicks him in the mid section, hits the ropes and goes for the Fame-Asser! But Jack slides out of the ring, grabs his title and tries to head to the back. Harris leaves the ring and catches Jack by the arm and spins him around and drops him with a shot to the jaw. Harris pulls Moose back to his feet and rolls him back into the ring. Harris waits in the corner for Jack to get up, then runs and tries a drop kick but Jack falls to the mat, not sure if Jack intentionally avoided it or just collapsed. Both men are on the mat, Jack is breathing heavily and has to be weak from blood loss. He uses the ropes to pull himself up, turns, and walks right into a TO BE EDITED IN LATER!!!!! Harris leaps to his feet, the crowd is going ballistic, chanting CO-VER HIM, CO-VER HIM, CO-VER HIM!! Harris pulls Jack to his feet again, stares him dead in the eyes, a bloody battered Jack looks at Harris and mutters “go to hell” With that Harris grabs Jack and hits a second TO BE EDITED IN LATER!!! Harris falls across Jack, hooks the leg, and the crowd counts along ‘ONE” “TWO” “THREE!!!”
WINNER in 5:47 and NEW OOWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION – HARDBODY HARRIS!!!!
The roar of the crowd is deafening, Harris poses on the second rope and holds the title high for everyone to see. Fievel runs to the ring and runs toward Harris, pausing just long enough to spit on Moose. Harris puts Fievel on his shoulder and the celebration continues.
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