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Post by ztevans on Feb 4, 2016 17:00:02 GMT -5
Eco is leaning back in his chair, watching multiple monitors in his office. Chris Evans appears to be playing Candy Crush,Eco: Hrm. Evans: Hrm? Eco: Moose. Chloe. They mentioned us. Evans: Well, yeah. We're coming for those championships. Speaking of which, you better be planning on solving that Danny stuff soon. Eco: You really...you really just don't get the plan, do you. Evans: I don't know what plans you have, Juni, but I care about one plan. My Grand Slam. That's what you offered me. That's the only plan. Eco: Chris, it's not that complicated. You and I step away from the OOWF war, pull Danny away from it too. Now it's confusing who steps up, because the CEO and the Big Damn Hero are occupied. Now the rest of the roster has to come together - Evans: Oh come off it, this was not your fucking plan, Juni! Eco: It wasn't originally, but it's the plan now! The problem is that with Moose and Chloe, they should be distracted with the rest, but they still have eyes on us-- Voice: Well, if you thought we were going to get them distracted enough to drop the championships to you.... Eco and Evans turn to the doorway. Bad News Barrett: Then I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS! Eco pops up and gives Bad News Barrett a hug.Eco: Good to see you! Evans: I'm sorry, what? Eco: Wade and I go way back. Barrett: It's been too long there, sunshine. Evans: Since when? Eco: Like 2010? See the OOWF/WWE Wedding Extravaganza for an example. Anyway, can we have a moment, Chris? Evans: A moment. (Eco nods.) With the enemy. (Eco shrugs.) Fine. Whatever. We're speaking more later. Chris Evans exits.Barrett: So. Are you and Vince in cahoots on this one? Eco: I mean, we haven't spoken. Barrett: Ah, but there's a "but" there, isn't there? Eco: Wade, you're a businessman. A mercenary. You have no sense of foolish pride. Is there any way in which what is going on right now is not good for business? Barrett: It might not be good for your business. Eco: Our ratings are through the roof. And the WWE is not going to (Eco makes air quotes) "destroy" us by stealing some of our talent and hassling some of our arena and network negotiations. Barrett: You're arrogant, Juni. And believe me, I like that about you. But you underestimate what you're up against - and, I think you underestimate how important these men were to you. Alexander Darling and Christian Carter are big names in your universe. Eco: We have many names. Barrett: So did WCW. And those names were old and stale. Look at your company's heroes. Stank just turned 41, and while the others are quiet about their ages, I can't imagine they're far behind. Eco sighs.Eco: Now see, I was hoping you were here to celebrate business like an adult rather than trash-talk like a child. Barrett: I am. Bad News Barrett pulls out an envelope and hands it to Ecosystem.Barrett: That's a bid offer. I know you're not the only one who has a vote. I sent one to Mr. Fulton's people as well, as well as a few others. Eco: To make this a developmental territory. Barrett: To make this the future, Juni. You see what NXT has become and is becoming. You want us to speak like adults, then let's speak like adults. Wrestling is nearly dead. The Attitude Era, in all its misogyny and racism and homophobia and general nihilism - and you know for a fact that is all it was ever built on - that is never coming back. There's no more adult market for what we do, and there never will be again. But children's entertainment? Children's entertainment will always survive. Bad News Barrett walks toward the door, but turns to face Ecosystem.Barrett: Remember Juni. When an industry dies, those who predicted poorly get hurt...but those who refuse to let go lose everything. It was a good decade, my friend. Ecosystem seethes in his office, finally tearing up the envelope...then looking at the torn paper a bit too long.FADE
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Post by ztevans on Feb 4, 2016 20:27:38 GMT -5
(Power and Tuska approach the SFJ that tried to interview them at the Dawsonville International Airport and Storm Door Company. Power nods at her with only the slightest trace of a smile and the SFJ grabs her microphone.)
SFJ: Power, Tuska, Strength in Silence, you get your rematch for the World Tag Team Championships against the Saints of Sinners Wednesday night.
Power: (Sniffs the air) You smell that, sweetheart? There's a foul odor in the air. And it's coming from the Saints of Sinners and the alleged Royalty. First I'll address the Saints. Moose, Chloe, I hate this alleged Royalty just as much as you do. But right now, we have business to take care of. You interrupted my first title reign back in the OOWF, and Shane and I mean to take those Tag Team Championships back from you. And no matter what Sunny pulls, no matter how much the two of you cheat, you can't take out Strength in Silence. (Tuska puts his hand on Power's shoulder) Because we are better than you. Bet on it.
SFJ: You mentioned Royalty, I assume you have thoughts about the statement they made at the end of Mayhem.
Power: (Making a face like she smelled something awful) Oh, trust me sweetheart, the words and thoughts I have about Royalty and their benefactor Vincent Kennedy McMahon would put us off the air. Suffice it to say that I hold McMahon and his brood personally responsible for the deaths of my aunt and uncle along with the death of Beth Banner.
SFJ: Wait a minute, Power, what are you saying?
Power: I think everybody remembers the story, but for those who don't remember, in the 80's Vince McMahon was grabbing the best talent from wrestling territories across the nation. Well in the Midwest, McMahon was trumped by Jim Crockett, who bought out Dad's rival, Central States Wrestling. Fans openly rebelled when Crockett tried to push George South and the Italian Stallion as top flight talent and made them the Tag Team Champions. McMahon tried to send in his Glamour Gals as talent in Dad's company, but was humiliated when Beth Banner beat both of them. McMahon kept pressuring Dad to sell, but he wouldn't. Dad needed money to compete with the McMahons, so he welcomed overtures from the AWA and the IWA to make investments and share talent. Well, Uncle Ned thought Dad was going to sell out...and the result was that final match for control of Dad's company. We all lost that night and nights to follow as Beth Banner was killed in that ring and my Aunt and Uncle killed themselves shortly thereafter. So I will repeat this slowly. The actions of the McMahons not only destroyed my father's wrestling company, he caused the deaths of three people.
SFJ: Powerful words.
Power: The truth is always powerful. I would never sign with the WWE, and I will fight them until the end. I know my sister feels the same way, but her association with Moosehead Jack keeps her from being reasonable.
SFJ: You said that you would not align yourself with Firewoman in opposing the WWE and The Royalty. Have you changed your mind about that?
Power: Not. One. Iota.
Tuska: Trust.
Power: Firewoman herself gave every reason not to trust her. She destroys every wrestling stable she associates with. She lies. She's a Quinn. She's a Darling. She's beyond redemption. She talks about the OOWF being her home. Well guess what, Mrs Darling. This is MY home. I started here, I went away when I had to, and then I came back. Everyone talks about this being THEIR house, THEIR world. Well to me, to Shane, the OOWF is our home. And no one...and I mean NO ONE...is gonna put us out. Alexander Dumbshit, you and that walking festering bag of STD's that's your twin sister and bedmate told me once that our time was coming. Well Brat, our time is now, and neither you, your Suicide Queens, or the WWE B-team are going to stop us. We will end you.
Tuska: Bet on it.
(Power and Tuska embrace and kiss before walking off the set and the cameras fade.)
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Post by ztevans on Feb 4, 2016 20:32:51 GMT -5
(The scene is a darkened room. A bedside lamp flicks on, and Chloe Neal sits on the bed, branding iron in hand.)
Every fiber of my being wants to go after Royalty, to demolish them and return them to the dust from which they came. But Jack is right. Not my circus, not my monkeys. We have other to be concerned about. My sister and her boy toy will learn on Wednesday night in this hellhole that is Boca Chica, that facing us is a lot different than facing anyone else in this company. If you're lucky, you will survive.
There is one person that I need to address, though. And that is the waste of human debris formerly known as Christian Carter.
You did something, Carter, that only two men have ever done. You used me. You took advantage of me. You tricked me. Two men. One is dead, and the other wishes he was.
If Jack would let me, Carter, I would hang you by your royal thumbs until they turned blue, then take another rope, lash it around your crown jewels and royal staff, and string you up by those appendages. In no time you would be thumbless and gelded. But even now your concubine Lexie has more balls than you, boy. Chloe doesn't forget, boy. Your time is coming.
And oh, yes. I have a little surprise for you sis. It seems appropriate that I announce the newest addition to our family. Meet the new Administrative Assistant to the Saints of Sinners.
(Sunny Hamid walks into the shot and sits next to Chloe on the bed.)
Quite the catch. It seems her former employer had betrayed her. She needed a way to satisfy her desires...especially for revenge. So she decided to expand her scope from being the manager of one half of the former Tag Team Champions and also become our Administrative Assistant. All legal and proper as approved by the Board of Directors.
Face it, sis. By the time it's all said and done, the only Grand Slam Winner in our family will be ME. And all you'll have are our father's trophies...the ancient Intercontinental Title Belts, the Brass Knuckles Trophy, the pictures, the memories. That's all you'll have left. Because your career will end here, and you'll be back on the mountain just like our stepmom, popping out babies and crying over the career that your own sister ended.
And with Sunny's help, I WILL end you.
Trust me.
(Chloe and Sunny start laughing and embrace as the cameras fade.)
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Post by ztevans on Feb 4, 2016 20:35:37 GMT -5
Firewoman and Mai are sitting in the commissary. Miranda is leaving, but stop by their table.
MW: Aw, are you two friends again?
Fire and Mai smirk at each other.
FW: Well, *showing bracelet on wrist* I'm in.
MM: *showing bare wrist* I'm still undecided.
MW: *rolling eyes* You guys are weird.
She walks away, and Fire and Mai kind of chuckle.
FW: You will have to be friends with me when I beat you and take the IC.
MM: So when you don't beat me, I'll still be undecided?
FW: If.
MM: When.
Fire stops playing along and flips to Quinn-mode (tm) as she looks toward the door.
MM: Hey, I was just *turns to look* Oh...
They see Jaime Folz and Alexis Darling come in. Alexis is making Jaime carry all her stuff, including her tray, and is of course being a super-bitch about it.
MM: I know one thing we can agree on. THAT....person, is not walking out with it.
FW: You got that right.
Because of everything she's carrying, Jaime accidentally spill some of Alexis's water onto her french fries. Alexis flips out and slaps the tray out of Jaime's hand.
LD: SEE WHAT YOU DID? Now clean it UP!
Jaime grabs some napkins and sinks to the floor to begin to clean up. Before Fire can say...
FW: Mai, no...
Mai Muyo is up and over there like a shot. Fire follows close behind her, but isn't really trying to stop her. She appears to be more going as back-up.
MM: What is wrong with you, Alexis Darling! Jaime has to hang out with you for a month, but she's not your slave.
LD: She's my valet. Valets clean up after their employers. That's what Lucky did all that time for you, right Fire?
FW: *stepping up between Mai and Alexis* He also kept me from killing people who desperately needed removed from the gene pool.
LD: Charming. Now if you two will excuse us... Jaime, you missed a spot.
JF: Guys...*whiping up said spot and then standing*...it's okay...don't worry, it's just for a little bit.
LD: That's right...and I plan to enjoy every SECOND of it.
FW: You know that promise I made to Carter? It goes for you, too.
LD: Oh please...You won't touch me. You wouldn't want to make my brother mad at it you, and if you hurt me, he certainly would be mad.
FW: *stepping up until she is nose to nose with Alexis, but not touching* Clearly you haven't been paying attention, Alexis. I don't happen to see your brother around here, and what he thinks or doesn't think has significantly decreased in importance to me.
There's an awkward threatening pause before Alexis backs up smirking.
LD: You shouldn't frown so much, Fire. You'll get wrinkles.
MM: It's not just Fire you have to worry about here.
LD: *smirking at Mai, while considering the 2 on 1* C'mon Jaime, I've lost my appetite.
Alexis turns and leaves, with Jaime following behind, without even a backward glance. Fire and Mai are both almost shaking with rage.
MM: It's agreed. I win, you win....she DOESN'T win.
FW: Whatever it takes?
MM: Whatever it takes.
The two pinky swear as we FAAAAAAAAAADE.
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Post by ztevans on Feb 4, 2016 20:42:21 GMT -5
(Power and Tuska have just wrapped up their last workout before Mayhem. Power has pulled out her tablet, apparently in response to some questions Tuska had about her past.)
Power: After college Dad moved to Las Vegas. Nevada has a lot of tax advantages in having the business there. But there were too many whack jobs in Las Vegas and Dad din't feel safe there. So he found an abandoned government project inside the mountain in Nevada and bought it for less than a penny on the dollar. He built our home inside the mountain. It looks like a small house, but it's just the facade.
(Power flips through the album showing Tuska the radio studios and network control, the security area, workout facilities, dining facilities, and living quarters. Power shows him the photos after Moose and Chloe's break-in and Tuska gets angry.)
Power: I know, Shane. I was upset, but not surprised. She's always been about intimidation. Doing whatever she could to get what she wanted. She wanted me to come back here, to give her the chance to do just what she and Moose have done, to embarrass me and make me want to go back home.
(Tuska looks at her as if to say “And?”)
Power: There's only one way I would want to go back to the mountain for good. And that would be if you were going with me. And I think we've got a lot more here to do first. (Tuska looks puzzled) Well first, we have to get our Tag Team Championships back. (Tuska smiles and nods) And then we have to get the rest of the roster mobilized to fight off Royalty and the WWE. (Tuska looks hard at Power) I don’t want to talk about her again, Shane. Working with her is out of the question. (Tuska sighs) And after that, well, we'll talk about that later. (Power puts his hand on Tuska's leg and he smiles. Power flips another page.) Oh, this is Dad's trophy room. You wouldn't believe all the old stuff there. Clippings, pictures, and his two prize possessions. (She flips another couple of pages) This is his International Championship belt. He had it retooled up in Canada and Kate Bannister told us it looks better now than when he was defending it. (She flips another page and we see a slightly oversized brass knuckle, with barbed wire and diamonds encrusted in it on display in a fancy case.) Oh, this was his baby. When things got rough with Uncle Ned, they fought over this. The Mid America Brass Knuckles title. Taped fists, anything goes. Think civilized hardcore. They bled each other nearly to death. They had baseball Matches with bats and cleats, Fireworks matches,the predecessor to what the WWE did as Inferno matches, but this, this was the crown jewel. They just beat one another senseless.
Tuska: But they were friends?
Power: They were. Best friends, Brothers in law. Until Uncle Ned got hit in the head with a pitch during a charity baseball game against a police department. Carried him off. Ten minutes later he came out with a bat and went after the policeman that hit him. Thought it was a joke until Uncle Ned damn near killed him. Shortly after that Aunt Nancy and dad divorced. If they'd known what Mom did, they would have killed her...and us.
Tuska: They didn't know?
Power: Mom and Beth kept the secret between them. Dad didn't even know until two years ago. Mom carried it to her grave. Secrets. I hate them. Especially family secrets. (Power sheds a tear) Are you sure this will work, Shane? This will take so long. They might catch on. (Tuska puts his arm around Power, and she smiles) Of course I trust you. With my life. (She puts her arms around his neck) Forever.
(Power and Tuska kiss, and the tablet with the picture of the Brass Knuckles Trophy slides onto the floor as the camera fades)
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Post by ztevans on Feb 4, 2016 20:43:37 GMT -5
INC finds Tommy Wilder on the beach, windsurfing. Some of the locals are watching as he pulls a full 360 Rodeo on the board, cuts to a 720 flat spin and heads back to the shore. INC zooms up to him as he drops the sail…
TW: Seriously R2? Man you dues can find us anywhere, can'tcha?
INC: (Moves up and down as if to nod)
TW: And… you want me to say somthin' about all Mayhem, Tag Team Championship, and all that jazz?
INC: (Nods)
TW: THEN you'll let me go back out and catch some air? I'm mean we're in the Dominican Republic, out in the sun and surf… Duuuude - -
INC: (Nods)
TW: OK, righteous...
(Looks into the camera)
Mayhem – 4 way dance with a title shot on the line. I mean, how cool is that? Murphys, Banned From Everywhere, Eco and Evans, and 'Randa and I. How could this not be anything but waaay cool? Serious mix of styles, so whoever wins is gonna have to really push the envelope. Which is the ONLY way Crash and Burn rolls. So your gonna see something waaay over the top, y'know?
And if we come out on top – and we plan to – we got either Strength in Silence or the Saints next week. Aaaand, I'm guessing you want to know who we would rather take on…
INC: (Nods)
Don't care. Strength in Silence are a great team – styles play off each other, both really, REALLY good at what they do. We've taken them on, we know them, they know us. It'll be a hard hittin' sky high match.
The Saints? Well, it's Moosie and Miss Crazypants. They both can wrestle if they want to, they have the belts, and both share good teamwork that only deep seated psychosis and Stockholm Syndrome can create. And that to Moosie's mind games and we would be real cement heads to take 'em lightly. Now, if they take US lightly…
End of the day, 'Randa and I will earn another run with the tag team gold – and we'll take those belts to some serious altitude.
Alrighty – this is a shout out to Fire – Eric's Band of Entertainers got the cash. They got the TV deals. They got Royal Assclowns - Alex, Cater, Jose and Alexis. They got an evil Russian from Bulgaria, twins Divas who you KNOW are gonna mud wrestle at some point, guys doing movies, "The Auth-or-i-tay", Hercules, a part-time Champion – heck, they got Hulk Hogan and Sting locked back in an emergency box marked "Break Glass if we are getting our asses kicked."
You got the OOWF. You got hard hitters, technical wizards, an Evil Genius as GM – wait.. is that a plus? Whatever. You got people who can take a fight to the WW Entertainers that they've never seen.
And you got us too, Fire. 'Randa and I got your back. And anybody who takes us on better bring their A game and a parachute – 'cause the air gets pretty thin up where we fly, and the drop is pretty rad. But the air and the drop ain't what gets you -
It's when you stop droppin, and gotta make that choice -
Crash… or Burn.
That good?
INC: (Nods)
TW: Cool! Let's catch some waves!
INC: (Shakes for NO! … a LOT)
Tommy grabs the INC and his board and hits the water… a second later there is a popping sound and the camera goes to snow…
TW: Huh…. HEY! I THOUGHT THESE THINGS WERE WATERPROOF! NO? Ohboy….
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Post by ztevans on Feb 4, 2016 20:46:42 GMT -5
Firewoman is leaving a peristyle in a poorer section of Boca Chica at sunrise. Actually I don't know if they call them peristyle's in voodoo there. Let's pretend they do. She walks out, makes the sign of the cross and looks up to see Ecosystem, arms crossed, glowering at her. She stops cold a split second and then recovers.
FW: Juni.
Eco: Still you continue your godless--
FW: It's not godless...Bon Dyeu is--
Eco: Spare me.
FW: ....
Eco: ....
FW: Okay, well, good talk, I gotta go meet Stank for a run and I'm already late and...you look like you are mad at me.
Eco: That used to matter to you.
FW: Only because you were terrorizing...you know what, I have therapy to review ancient history, I don't need--
Eco: You LEFT me!
FW: Huh?
Eco: AGAIN!!!!
FW: What are you talking about?
Eco: You resigned as commissioner!!! You didn't even discuss it with me, tell me you weren't happy...
FW: I was happy...
Eco: Then...WHY?
FW: It was...it was just spur of the moment. I knew ... I saw so clearly what needed to be done, but as commissioner I couldn't do it, so ... I resigned.
Eco: And sent me a TEXT MESSAGE...that's so uncool!
FW: I ... uh....oh yeah, sorry about that. Well, I don't see what the big deal is--
Eco: Big deal? Fire....I CAN'T figure out your crazy filing system?
FW: Huh? Well, just ask...what are you looking for?
Eco: Just...well....EVERYTHING!! Like, where are the employee contracts...
FW: Whose?
Eco: WHY DOES IT MATTER?
FW: Because it does?
Eco: Fine, I need to look at Jose and Carter's to--
FW: Oh, they're under L.
Eco: L? For Losers?
FW: What? No, that's silly. They're for ... Loony Tunes, or whatever that place is they came from.
Eco: And...um....catering? I checked under Food, and under S for Stan and--
FW: It's under C.
Eco: For catering...ah that makes sen--
FW: No, for cimmanom sassanach--
Eco: SEE? I NEED YOU!
FW: No you don't, like Stank said it's all computerized anyway, on the off chance you can get Internet here which...well, good luck with that.
Eco: ....
FW: ....
Eco: ....
FW: What is this really about?
Eco: You left me. Again.
FW: Seriously? I didn't LEAVE you the first time, I escaped.
Eco: Technically, yes, but--
FW: And this time...well...I am...positioning myself to best protect this company.
Eco: ...
FW; ...
Eco: Wow....are you sure you didn't go to law school?
FW: Pretty sure...look, Juni...your alliance with Evans is distracting you. Vince is going to come in and take this company out from under you unless someone does something, and since you aren't interested in doing it, I will. I don't know why people are joining up with me, I don't think I would if I were them, but they are. No one even CARED until I took a stand. But that should have been YOU taking that stand. And you just weren't. So, I'm doing what any good second in command does, and taking it on myself.
Eco: Oh....wow........so what all are you doing?
FW: It's not just me, and you've seen the meetings. There's other things that...well, I can't talk about them. And sure, afterwards, people will probably say "Same ol' Fire, lying and scheming," but hopefully they'll see that it was for a good reason, and understand why I couldn't let them in on it. If not, well, the OOWF is saved....my home is safe. Everyone's home is safe.
Eco: ....
FW: ....
Eco: Okay...so...what do you need me to do?
FW: Seriously?
Eco: I don't know....I don't do "Hero."
FW: *batistalaugh* Me neither. I guess back-up John Ross with the board.
Eco: I don't like him.
FW: Jealous?
Eco: No....not in that way....but yes, maybe. We should be partners in this, Fire, we're too much alike.
FW: Then be a partner, Juni. It's up to you.
Eco: ....
FW: Now, I gotta go. Stank gets bitchy when he gets up early and I'm late.
Fire walks away.
Eco: Hey, Fire? Watch out for Mai tonight.
FW: No kidding, she's tough.
Eco: I meant. You guys said "whatever it takes" and I know what that means for you but she's not you, and could get in over her head and--
FW: Juni...stop worrying about your sister. She can handle herself.
Fire continues walking away, and Juni stands around for a bit, then realizes a wealthy person standing around in that area of Boca Chica is an unwise person, and gets into his rental car and heads back to the arena, making a call.
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Post by ztevans on Feb 4, 2016 20:51:53 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem Live! From Boca Chica, Dominican Republic October 8, 2014
CHRIS EVANS & ECOSYSTEM vs. MURPHY’S LAW vs. CRASH & BURN vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE – Winners Get a Tag Title Shot Next Week
Banned from Everywhere enter first, accompanied by their entourage. They circle the ring greeting the fans, then Justin and Bill climb between the ropes as Ellie May leads the rest to the back. Murphy's law is next, followed by Crash and Burn, and both teams receive a loud ovation from the crowd. They enter the ring, and handshakes are exchanged between the three teams before they turn to face the aisle. Chris Evans and Ecosystem step onto the stage, and the cheers drop immediately to boos. The reaction doesn't seem to bother either man - if anything, they revel in it. They climb into the ring, and referee Angelo Barros gives the teams their instructions and calls for the bell.
Justin and Ecosystem start out. They move in to lock up, and Eco goes straight to the eyes. He sends Justin into the corner and follows him with an elbow to the back of the head, making the tag to Evans. Eco holds Justin open for a kick, then Evans winds his arm and flips him to the mat. Evans plants a boot in Justin’s neck and hauls on his arm. Justin grabs the ropes, but Evans maintains the hold until Barros counts four. Evans tags Eco and holds Justin on the mat while Eco vaults the ropes and lands a stomp to his head. Eco drags Justin out of the corner and covers, but Justin kicks out at two. Eco hauls Justin up and sets up the ENF, but releases him to dart out of the way of a charging Awesome Bill. Bill steams past them and runs into a right hand from Evans. Bill staggers back, and Eco drops him with a backstabber. Eco gets to his feet, and Justin catches him with a boot to the head. Eco makes the tag as he falls. Justin swings, but Evans catches it, knees him in the gut, and spikes him with a DDT. Bill is up, but Eco grabs him from the apron, allowing Evans to drive a kick into the side of his heat. Evans tags in Eco, and they haul Bill up and send him hard into the BFE corner. Evans sends his partner after him, and Eco nails Bill with a Stinger splash. Evans shoves Justin into the opposite corner, and after a few punches they send BFE across the ring at each other. Bill and Justin manage to dosey-doe, and Bill levels Eco with a clothesline as Justin simply runs straight into Evans, taking him down in a tangle of limbs. Barros escorts Bill out of the ring, and Justin disentangles himself and crawls toward his corner. He sees Eco in his way and turns. Eco tries to grab him, but Justin dives and makes the tag to DK Murphy.
DK storms into the ring and bowls Eco over. Eco rolls to his feet, and DK levels him with a clothesline. DK pulls Eco up and plants him with a bodyslam, then drops an elbow into his throat. He sits Eco up and delivers several knees to the back, then locks on afull nelson, hauls him to his feet, and nails a sitout full-nelson bomb. He releases the hold and covers, getting a two-count as Dee levels Evans when he tries to break it up. DK hammers Eco with forearms, and once Dee is back in the corner he drags Eco over and makes the tag. The Murphys work Eco over in the corner, then shove him into the ropes and send him across the ring. Eco hits the ropes and hangs on for dear life. Dee charges, but Eco rolls along the ropes and reaches out to slap Wilder on the shoulder, tagging him into the match. Wilder instinctively punches Eco in the face, then steps into the ring.
Dee and Wilder look at each other, exchange a shrug, and lock up. Dee’s power gives her the advantage, and she backs Wilder into the ropes. She tries an Irish whip, but Wilder hangs on and pulls himself back to deliver a knee to the stomach. Dee doubles over, and Wilder flips over her, hits the ropes, and plants her with a bulldog. He rolls her over and covers, but Dee powers out at one. Wilder lands on his feet and sprints for the ropes, nailing Dee with a dropkick as she gets up. Wilder grabs Dee before she falls, and drags her over to tag in Miranda. Crash and Burn hit a double kick to the midsection, duck under Dee’s arms, and take her over with a tandem suplex. Wilder rolls out to the apron, and Miranda springs to the top rope. She leaps off with a moonsault, but Dee rolls out of the way and she lands hard. Dee grabs Miranda as she gets up and sends her across the ring with a release German suplex. Dee charges as Miranda gets up, but Miranda ducks a clothesline. Miranda kicks Dee in the knee, and when she drops, Miranda pivots and delivers a standing leg lariat. Miranda goes to the ropes, and Eco slaps her on the back to tag himself back into the match.
Miranda turns to level Eco, but Evans grabs her, allowing Eco to vault the ropes and land a legdrop across Dee’s throat. Eco hooks both legs and rolls her up, and Barros slides into position. Eco gets his feet on the ropes as Barros counts, but DK is in to break it up. Barros orders DK out of the ring, and Evans slides in behind him to help Eco attack Dee. DK shoves past Barros and joins the brawl. BFE and Crash and Burn exchange glances, and come to a silent agreement to stay out of it. the Murphys manage to drop Eco with a double headbutt, then take Evans down with a tandem suplex. Dee kicks Eco under the ropes as DK pulls Evans to his feet. DK hits an inverted atomic drop, then goes to the ropes in front of him as Dee goes to the ropes behind him. Before they can hit the Call of the Wild, Eco is back in and tackles his partner, knocking him out of the way.Instead of colliding, Dee grabs her brother and swings him around, sending him into Eco and Evans. DK nails them with a double clothesline, sending all three of them over the ropes. Dee slides out to join them, and the Murphys continue their attack. They take the advantage until Evans reverses an Irish whip and sends DK into the ringpost. The brawl continues around the ring and up the aisle. Barros doesn’t bother to count, and just shakes his head as he watches the brawl. Once it’s clear they aren’t coming back, he turns to the remaining teams and waves at them to continue the match.
Miranda steps into the ring and faces off against Awesome Bill. They lock up, and Bill immediately grabs a headlock. Miranda tries to shoot him off, but Bill hangs on and flips her to the mat.Miranda slips free and rolls to her feet. She delivers a hard kick to the head as Bill gets up, then grabs his head and runs up the ropes for a spinning DDT. Bill reverses it and drives her to the mat. He hooks a leg, but Miranda rolls a shoulder at one. Bill hauls her to her feet and sends her into a neutral corner. Bill gets up a head of steam and squashes her in the corner, then plants her with a belly-to-belly suplex. He covers again, but this time Wilder is in to break it up. Bill drags Miranda to his corner and makes the tag. Justin wind Miranda’s arm, plants a knee in his shoulder, and drives her to the mat. He locks in an armbar, but Miranda grabs the bottom rope and Barros forces a break. Miranda gets up and heads for her corner, but Justin dives after her and grabs her leg. Miranda tries to stomp him with her free leg, but Justin moves out of the way and takes her down with a reasonable facsimile of a dragonscrew leg whip. Justin tries to tie Miranda into an anklelock, but Miranda kicks him off. Miranda dives for her corner and makes the tag, just as Justin does the same.
Bill and Wilder charge each other, and Wilder leaps for a leg lariat as Bill goes for a spear, the end result being they completely miss each other. Bill stops, looking around, then turns right into a superkick. Wilder sprints to the ropes and nails a dropkick before Bill falls. Wilder runs up the ropes into a moonsault double stomp, but Bill rolls out of the way. Wilder lands on his feet and when Bill gets up he catches him with the Moe-do. With Bill stunned, Wilder sends him into the corner and makes the tag. Wilder swings Bill out of the corner and hits a Codebreaker. Bill bounces out of that right into a lungblower by Miranda - they call that the Low O2. Miranda covers, but Justin is in to break it up at two. As Barros sends Justin back out, Miranda pulls Bill to his feet and shoves him into the corner. She hits a series of kicks and tries an Irish whip, but Bill hangs on and pulls her back, slamming her with a headbutt. The move staggers Miranda, and Bill hauls her onto his shoulders and does a forward roll toward his corner, reaching out to make the tag. Justin scrambles up the ropes and Bill throws him off - Banned From Space! Justin hooks the leg, and Barros counts One...Two...Thr - Wilder breaks it up just in time!
Justin drags Miranda up and winds her arm, ducking under and hitting a northern lights suplex. He bridges, but Miranda bridges as well to break the count. She manages to roll them over and reverse into a powerbomb, but Justin reverses that into a facebreaker. He scrambles into a cover, but Miranda kicks out at two. Justin sits Miranda up and drives a knee into her back, then goes to the ropes for a diving clothesline. Miranda drops to the mat and rolls to avoid it. Justin gets to his feet and Miranda plants a high knee into his back, knocking him into the corner. She makes the tag, and they lift Justin onto the top rope. Bill charges across the ring before they can climb, but Crash and Burn catch him with a tandem superkick Justin turns himself around, but Crash and burn hop onto the ropes and hit the Ka-POW! Justin tumbles, and Wilder catches him on his shoulders. Miranda nails Justin with a flash kick, and Wilder uses the momentum to aid in a DVD. As Justin lands, Miranda hits a roaring elbow. Miranda rolls to her feet and tackles Bill as Wilder makes the cover and Barros counts One...Two...Three!
WINNERS, in 26:14, Crash and Burn.
After the match: Crash and Burn help Banned from Everywhere to their feet and handshakes are exchanged. BfE raise Crash and Burn’s arms, then leave them to celebrate in the ring.
TYTAN vs. JOSE REYNA
“Disposable Heroes” plays and Tytan makes his way to the ring. Tytan circles the ring getting the fans fired up before stepping between the ropes and bellowing like an animal, which causes the fans to roar along with him. “Royals” plays and Jose Reyna comes out, and the crowd nearly boos him out of the building. Reyna has a sly smirk on his face. He slowly climbs onto the apron and stares at Tytan. Reyna steps into the ring and backs into the corner and waits for the bell.
The bell rings and Reyna charges out of the corner and begins hammering Tytan with punches. Tytan, taken a big off guard by the onslaught, takes a few steps back, then shoves Reyna to the mat. Jose rolls through and gets right back on his feet and dives at Tytan knocking him back into the corner. Jose grabs Tytan’s head and hammers it with punches, then climbs onto the second rope and bites Tytan on the forehead. Tytan shoves him hard and Reyna hits the mat, but pops back to his feet. As he stands Tytan EXPLODES out of the corner and nearly takes Reyna’s head off with a clothesline. Reyna rolls under the bottom rope and staggers around the ring holding his head, but still, that crazed look in his eyes is a bit off putting.
Reyna climbs onto the apron and Tytan grabs him to pull him into the ring, but Reyna grabs Tytan in a side head lock and lands a hard punch to Tytan’s throat. Tytan staggers around the ring and drops to his knees holding his throat, Reyna comes into the ring, hits the ropes and takes Tytan to the mat with a SHINING WIZARD! Reyna pounces on Tytan and chokes him with both hands, only breaking when the referee threatens disqualification. Reyna finally pulls Tytan to his feet and sends him to the ropes and lands a flying back elbow that catches Tytan just above the eye and sends him staggering backwards, then between the ropes to the floor.
Reyna waits for Tytan to get to his feet then charges across the ring and dives between the ropes and slams into Tytan, sending him back first into the guardrail. Reyna is quickly back to his feet and grabs Tytan, but Tytan catches him with a kick to the gut then throws Reyna into the stairs. Tytan charges in and lands a knee right to Reyna’s face, slamming the back of his head into the steel. Reyna slumps to the floor, rocking back and forth, holding the back of his head. Tytan pulls him up and rolls him under the bottom rope and follows him inside.
Tytan bends over and grabs Reyna in a front facelock and pulls him up in a deadlift suplex. Tytan keeps Reyna up there for a long time, then drops him stomach first on the top rope. Reyna hangs there for a moment, then lands on the apron, Tytan charges at him for a clothesline, but Reyna low bridges him and Tytan sails over the top rope and hits the floor hard. Reyna waits on the apron, wild-eyed, looking a bit deranged. As Tytan stands up, Reyna leaps at him and tries a HURRACARANA, but Tytan catches him and he falls backward, sending Reyna crashing through the Ecuadorian announce table face first.
The crowd responds with a HOLY SHIT chant, and it is well deserved, Reyna could well be dead. Tytan grabs him by the hair and pulls him out of the wreckage and we see Reyna has been busted wide open. Tytan rolls him into the ring and follows, covers him, but Reyna kicks out at two. Tytan pulls Reyna to his feet and throws him into the corner and tries a clothesline, but Reyna gets a boot up catching him on the jaw. Reyna climbs to the middle rope and tries a double axe handle to the head, but Tytan catches him and PLANTs him on the mat with a RELEASE OVERHEAD SUPLEX! Reyna hits hard and scoots into the corner and holds his head.
Titan gets to his feet and points at Reyna and makes the motion for the military press slam. He calmly walks to the corner and grabs Reyna by the hair, but Reyna stuns Tytan with an uppercut to the jaw, then lands a PELE KICK! Tytan staggers backward and drops to one knee, Reyna grabs him in a front face lock and PLANTS him on the mat with a SHORT DDT! Reyna rolls him over and covers, but Tytan kicks out at one. Reyna pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes and POPS him with a SUPERKICK to the jaw! This time Tytan goes down. Reyna springs off the middle rope and lands a MOONSAULT KNEEDROP to Tytan’s chest, Reyna covers, but Tytan manages to kick out just before the three.
Reyna waits for Tytan to get to his feet and charges, but Tytan scoops him up for a slam, as he lifts Reyna, Reyna’s foot clips the referee right upside the head, sending him to the mat. Tytan hits a FALL AWAY slam that sends Reyna under the bottom rope to the floor. Tytan checks on the ref, he’s not moving at all. Reyna is on his knees on the floor, Tytan reaches between the ropes to pull him back in, but Reyna has the spike in his hand! He turns around and JAMS the spike into Tytan’s head! The big man staggers backward into the ring, blood is POURING from his head! OH MY GOD! Reyna slides onto the ring and hits a low blow on Tytan, then rolls him into a small package, the referee never saw a thing, but there is already blood EVERYWHERE in the ring! The ref crawls over to the pin, one…..two…..THREE! WINNER in 16:41 – Jose Reyna
Royalty races to the ring and Lexie and Carter grab his arms and keep him on the mat, blood is still POURING from the wound to his head. Alex has a mic, he looks at Tytan who is starting to fade a bit, then slaps him across the face. Tytan looks like he wants to murder all of them.
Tytan, I told you to know your place. We are your betters, you are here to serve us. Now, show some damn respect, and bow to Royalty
Tytan doesn’t move. Carter and Lexie try to force his head down, but he doesn’t move. Alex takes the mic and SLAMS it into Tytan’s head and he falls to the mat
You want it the hard way? Now We will make an example out of you. Kiss Reyna’s boots. DO IT!
They are about to make Tytan kiss Reyna’s boots when the cavalry arrives. Fire, Stank, LD, Tommy, Miranda and the Murphy’s all race to the ring. Royalty considers making a stand, but then think better of it. Miranda has a towel which she immediately presses against Tytan’s head, and it is soon soaked with blood. EMT’s race to the ring to stop the bleeding, the ring looks like a crime scene. Royalty stands at the top of the ramp looking rather proud of themselves. Fire stares daggers at Alex, he just shakes his head and smirks and they head to the back.
SAINTS OF SINNERS vs. RORY ALBRIGHT & SPIDER MCNULTY
Taproot's "Path Less Taken" plays heralding the arrival of Saints of Sinners, LD Williams and Stank who walk down the ramp ignoring the somewhat mixed reaction from the crowd in light of their opposition to Royalty. LD Williams rolls into the ring under the bottom rope while Stank stands ringside glaring at a collection of black T-Shirt wearing, SoS fans. "The Rage" by Judas Priest plays and out comes Spider McNulty to boisterous cheers from the fans. Rumor has it that Spider was once a bodyguard for a band that opened for Taproot. His last day ended in a debacle in which the less said, the better. Anyway... Spider steps out on stage and takes in the cheers before walking down the ramp and awaiting his partner at the bottom while glaring up at the Saints inside the ring. Skid Row's "18 & Life" means the OOWF Onslaught Champion, Rory Albright, is all business. He stalks out from the back followed by the halter top wearing Carrie Weiss who has the Onslaught Championship belt strapped around her cut-off jean shorts.
Rory wastes no time as he slides into the ring and immediately goes after LD Williams! Stank moves to help, but is spun around by Spider McNulty and the brawl is ON! Spider has Stank reeling on the ropes. He backs up a step and CLOTHESLINES Stank over the top rope to the floor below! Rory tosses LD Williams out over the top rope and down to the floor by Stank's side! Rory then runs the opposite ropes, and as the Saints stagger to their feet, he SUICIDE DIVES THROUGH THE ROPES and knocks everyone back down to the floor, to huge cheers from the crowd!
Albright is up first and he slides back into the ring to join Spider in hyping up the crowd! Stank and LD rise to their feet and try to regroup on the outside. They glare up at Albright and McNulty as the walk around the ring to their corner while Albright steps through the ropes and stands on the outside apron by his team's corner, allowing Spider to start the match proper. Stank steps in through the ropes and stands in his corner as the ref calls for the bell signalling the official start of this match.
Stank spits to the side, blood from a busted lip. Stank dabs at his lip and looks at the blood glisten on his fingertips. He then glares at Spider McNulty who grins wickedly, as he steps out of his corner toward the center of the ring. Stank narrows his eyes then CHARGES out of the corner and SPEARS Spider McNulty nearly out of his boots! Holy Shit! Who knew Stank could move so fast? Stank rises quickly to his feet and takes a swipe at Albright in his corner who ducks out of the way! Stank then turns his back to stomp away at McNulty lying on the mat, as Rory tries to step through the ropes to go after Stank, but the ref intercepts Albright and Stank takes advantage by dragging Spider closer to his corner where LD has stepped through so the Saints can administer a two on one beatdown behind the refs back!
Rory PROTESTS BROADLY, but the ref isn't having any of that as he insists Rory step back outside the ring! Rory isn't having any of THAT however because he shoves the ref to the side and charges over to help his partner, but LD sees him coming and moves to intercept. Albright whiffs on a clothesline attempt and turns quickly around to face LD, but Williams is just a step quicker as he sends Albright reeling with a STANDING DROPKICK right into a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX from Stank!
Things have broken down as Stank is dropping elbows on Rory Albright while LD is working over Spider McNulty! The referee tries desperately to restore order as Midweek Mayhem rolls on!
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We're back from commercial and seriously, What the fuck? The WWE Network?? Anyway... LD Williams is in control and it looks like Spider McNulty has been busted open. A replay shows us how. Okay it looks like Spider's head was slammed repeatedly on the exposed Saints of Sinners corner turnbuckle by Stank during the break! Back in real time, LD pulls McNulty to his feet, Iris whip is REVERSED and as LD comes off the ropes, he is DROPPED by a BOOT TO THE FACE! The effort brings both men down and Spider turns over and begins to crawl slowly toward his corner. LD makes it to his corner and tags in Stank who steps through the ropes just as Spider tags the outstretched hand of Rory Albright!
Albright is a House of Fire as he drops Stank with a CLOTHESLINE and quickly runs over to knock LD Williams off the apron! He turns around and DIVES out of the way JUST before Stank can crush him with a body avalanche! Stank misses however and hits his chest on the EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE! Stank staggers back and is rolled up by Rory for the pin... one... TWO... NO! LD slides into the ring and breaks up the count! The ref forces LD back to his corner while The Sun King lays into Stank with knees and elbows!
Stank rises up to his knees and SHOVES Albright back to create some distance, but Rory doesn't give the big man a lot of time to breathe! He comes at him full force with repeated forearms that open up a gash on Stank brow! Stank however is able to stagger to his feet in the midst of the onslaught! Rory however forces Stank to a neutral corner where he climbs to the second rope and rains down fists on the cut on Stank's brow! The crowd counts along with each fist... One! ... Two! ... Three!... Four! ...Five! ... but Stank has had enough as he lifts Albright off his feet and brings him down with not one... not TWO... but STANKBOMB!!!
Stank covers, but doesn't even get a one count before Spider McNulty comes in and breaks it up! This brings in LD who gets POWERSLAMED by Spider for his trouble! Stank rises to his feet and pulls Spider into a SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE! Stank then looks up from McNulty's body and gets K.O.U.F. Out by Rory Albright! but as Stank falls he rolls out of the ring and ends up on the floor below!
The ref is frantically trying to restore order which is a monumental task now that things have spilled to outside the ring. All four men are beating the HELL out of each other, smashing one another into steel posts, announce tables, steel steps, and crowd barriers and JUST as it seems the ref is about to throw out this match the action makes its way back to the ring and order is restored... only to dissolve back into chaos as someone finds themselves back out of the ring and one team moves to take advantage. The cycle continues testing the ref's patience as he is on the verge of declaring a no contest, but things get back under control once the combatants make their way back into the ring. The results of this are bloody and violent!
Eventually Stank and Rory Albright are back in the ring, both beaten bloody! Albright whips Stank toward the ropes where LD makes the blind tag! Stank comes off the ropes and ducks underneath a clothesline then turns quickly around, but Rory is just a step quicker and NAILS Stank with a SUPERKICK that sends the big man staggering back into Albright and McNulty's corner! Rory CHARGES at Stank and leaps to nail the big man with a second K.O.U.F Out! but Stank ducks and Rory hits SPIDER MCNULTY INSTEAD!
Rory is beside himself and throws his hands up in disbelief! He turns around right into Stank who catches The Sun King and attempts to deliver a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX, but Rory lands on his feet only to get kicked in the gut and DROPPED by a CANADIAN DESTROYER!!
LD Willaims makes the cover and gets the THREE COUNT!
Your Winners in 29:42 - The Saints of Sinners, LD Williams and Stank!
MATT FOLZ & DANNY TAYLOR vs. CHRISTIAN CARTER & ALEXANDER DARLING
Royalty makes their way to the ring to the strains of Porcelain and the Tramps. The crowd boos heartily which they all ignore. Alex and Carter inform Alexis and Jaime to sit near the Luxembourg Announce Table which they do. The WWE sports entertainers stand behind them.
As Royalty mingle in and around the ring, the sounds of “Here Comes the Boom” brings out Dynamite Danny Taylor. He walks slowly to the ring, never taking his eyes off his opponents. He stops about eight feet from the ring and just waits. Never looking anywhere but at Darling and Carter. Hardly ever blinking.
The 2014 OOWF Face of the Year, Matt Folz, comes out to “Battle Without Honor or Humanity.” He makes a beeline towards his wife, but is cut off by Darling and Carter, who’ve scrambled out the ring and remind Folz of the contract and stipulations for breaking said agreement. Folz seethes, but climbs in the ring after a nod from Jaime, and this one’s a go.
Folz starts for his team while Carter and Darling cannot decide which of them should start. The referee rings the bell, perhaps sympathizing with the new Facier Folz, and Matt runs over and clotheslines both Carter and Darling to the back of their heads. Darling goes up and over the top rope while Carter goes bouncing face first off the turnbuckle. Carter staggers back, turns and eats a punch right to the jaw. Carter drops like a rock through a wet paper bag. Folz covers but Darling breaks it up with a stomp to the back of Folz’s head.
The ref gets Darling out of the ring and Folz tags in Taylor. Carter’s managed to tag in Darling and Alex and Danny just start wailing away on each other. Danny keeps it within the rules, but Alex breaks nearly every one trying to get an advantage.
Which he finally does. Darling gets Taylor in an arm bar and tags in Carter, who jumps over the top rope and drops an elbow on DDT’s outstretched arm. Carter backs Taylor into the corner and hits Danny in the face with an elbow or five. Tag back to Darling.
The Royalty members keep this up for a bit, hot tags and keeping Taylor in their corner. Vintage tag team wrestling. Danny finally summons an untapped wellspring of energy and blocks a punch from Carter and nails him with a forearm. Then a back elbow to Darling on the apron.
Taylor gets to his corner and tags in Folz. Matt’s a house o’ fire and cleans said house with power moves galore. Carter gets whipped across the ring and into a Double A Spinebuster™. Darling gets in the ring and eats a standing dropkick that sends him through the ropes to the outside.
Folz walks around the ring, getting the crowd pumped up like the face he is. However, he’s taken his eyes off Carter who’s getting to his feet. Folz turns, sees Carter and runs the ropes. Carter ducks a clothesline and on the rebound, drop toe holds Folz onto the ropes. Folz caught his throat on the second rope and he’s hanging there.
Darling gets up off the arena floor, sees Folz’s head hanging out of the ring and we can hear him yell at Jaime to use her chair on Folz. Darling is yelling his head off and Alexis is prodding Jamie to smack her husband across the noggin.
Jamie is pushed to her feet and a steel chair shoved into her hands. Alexis maneuvers Jaime to the right spot and Alex screams at her, “Do it! Hit him! Now!”
Jaime won’t and Folz is starting to come to. Carter meanwhile has whacked Danny with a punch to the side of his head, dropping him off the apron. Carter then comes over and kneels on Folz’s neck.
Alex gets tired of waiting and rips the chair out of Jaime’s hand and smashes it down on Folz’s head with a sickening crunch. The ref finally calls for the bell.
Your winner by disqualification in 6:42... DYNAMITE DANNY TAYLOR AND MATT FOLZ!
Jaime is crying, but Darling and Carter don’t let up and start beating the tar of out Folz. The rest of Royalty and the WWE guys keep Taylor occupied. Finally Carter puts Folz’s head through the chair and Darling climbs to the 2nd turnbuckle, planning to Pilmanize Folz’s head and neck. Before he can, however, Mai Muyo, Strength in Silence and Tytan are out to clean house.
The Royalty think the time is right to skedaddle, but before they can, Firewoman and Crash and Burn make their way through the crowd and The Royalty are trapped between a rock and a hard place. Though not “The Rock” as he’s having his Baywatch swimsuit fitted.
Royalty manage to get out through the crowd opposite of the former commissioner, Tommy and Miranda, with Jamie having to be dragged out as she tries to get to her husband. Mai is immediately in the ring checking on Folz while the rest of the White Hats split themselves between Folz and Taylor.
SAINTS OF SINNERS vs. STRENGTH IN SILENCE – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
The Sounds of Silence brings out Power and Tuska – Strength in Silence – for their contractually obligated rematch. Both Power and Tuska are in the zone and aren't paying attention to the cheers of the fans.
But when Laser Cannon Deth Sentence hits, the place comes unglued. A phalanx of bodyguards line the ramp as Sunny walks out and presents the OOWF Tag Team Champions, Moosehead Jack and Chloe. The guards appear to be earning their money, as a number of people try to get past the guards and find themselves hurled back several rows. Chloe laughs and points. The walk up to the ring where Power meets them and opens the ropes for Chloe to come in. Chloe laughs, ignoring her sister, and skips around the ring waving her Tag Team Championship belt at her. Power makes a move at Sunny but Sunny shakes her finger at Power and hands the referee a piece of paper. The referee reads it and calls over the ringside announcer who tells Power and the crowd that she is not permitted to touch Sunny or she will be suspended. Power starts to make a move but Tuska pulls her back and tries to reason with her. That's all the distraction the Saints need as Moose and Chloe attack, while the bodyguards surround the ring, ostensibly to keep the crowd out. But when Moose shoots Power out of the ring so he and Chloe can double team Tuska, Sunny directs the guards on that side of the ring to put the boots to her. Sunny distracts the referee so that Moose and Chloe can push the attack on Tuska and the bodyguards can take blackjacks and lead pipes to Power, and she is a bloody mess. One of the bodyguards picks up Power and rolls her back into the ring, and the damage is done. Chloe picks up her sister for a Corkscrew, but Power fights it and reverses it into a DDT! Power lines up Moose for a SPEAR! Tuska and Power look at each other and nod their heads as they pick up Chloe and whip her into the corner, then do the same to Moose. Power whips Tuska toward the corner but then reverses sending Power into the corner for a Stinger Splash on both Moose and Chloe! Sunny climbs onto the apron to distract the referee but Tuska intercedes before the referee notices and grabs Sunny. But Tuska eats a faceful of pepper spray and goes down scratching and clawing at his face, rolling out of the ring. Meanwhile Power whips Chloe into the other corner and goes for another splash. Moose complains to the referee and Sunny pulls something out of her pockets..it's a taser! Power goes down and is flopping in the ring like a fish out of water. Sunny pulls out the prods and Chloe climbs to the top rope and comes off with a kneedrop to the face! Power is helpless as Chloe locks in the London Dungeon! Moose is out on the floor kicking and taunting Tuska while Power can't move and has no choice but to tap out.
WINNER in 12:22 and still Tag Team Champions – The Saints of Sinners!
Chloe refuses to release the hold, though, and the referee threatens to reverse the decision before Chloe decides to help Moose beat on Tuska. Moose decides to roll back into the ring and taunt Power, telling her she could end the suffering, but she chose her path. Moose picks up Power...HEART PUNCH! Power goes down in a heap clutching her chest as Chloe drives a fist to the twigs and berries of Tuska, ensuring another disappointing night for Power. Sunny loads up the taser for another shot on Power until Crash and Burn and Murphy's Law comes out of the back. The bodyguards try to hold them back but Moose, Chloe, and Sunny decide to hit the road. Medics are out from the back examining Power who is still on the mat holding her chest, and Tuska who is down on the floor holding his family jewels. Both are helped to the back to the cheers of the crowd.
MAI MUYO vs. FIREWOMAN vs. ALEXIS DARLING – OOWF Intercontinental Title Triple Threat Match
This is a 3 way dance for the OOWF Intercontinental Title – Your champ, Mai Muyo taking on Firewoman and Alexis Darling. Normally, we would expect the Mai to be at a disadvantage here – she can lose the title and not be pinned – but Alexis is NOT exactly popular with her opponents right now…
Ref calls for the bell, and Mai and Firewoman BOTH make a move toward Lexie who bails from the ring and waves them off, telling them to start. Fire and Mia shrug and lock up, collar and elbow – Mai with an arm drag, Fire with an arm drag of her own when Mai tries to follow up. Mai catches Fire with a back kick to the gut, slips behind for a backslide – Fire escapes, drop kicks Mai to the mat!
As Mai is down near the ropes Alexis gives her a shot to the head from the outside, drawing a warning from the ref and an earful from Firewoman who tells Lexie to get in the ring – Lexie waves her off and goes back to the outside. Mai and Fire lock up again, and Firewoman throws forearms to get an advantage. She whips Mai to the ropes, clothesline, but the follow up elbow drop misses – Alex slides into the ring and stomps both of her opponents, picks Mai up for a DDT – Mai reverse into a backdrop, and Alexis rolls out of the ring! Mai heads out after her but Alexis begs off and starts to circle the ring - Mai charges, Alexis gets back into the ring, Mai hot on her heels – Firewoman winds up with a BIG lariat – Alex ducks and Fire takes out Mai! Lexi slides out of the ring, so Fire covers Mai!
1…2…
Lexi is BACK in the ring, and pulls Fire off of Mai to break the count! Quick stomp to the back of Firewoman's head and Lexi goes back to the apron, jawing with fans at ringside…. And totally misses the fact that Firewoman and Mai have gotten to their feet and walked up behind her -
Fire pulls Alexis back and drops a clubbing Pale Irish Forearm blow to the chest – then Mai does it! Fire! Mai! Fire! Mai! FIRE! MAI! FIRE! MAI!
Suddenly the rest of the Suicide Kings sprints down to the ring and jump Fire and Mai – and the beat down is on! Nothing fancy, just punches, kicks and stomps. After a minute, Lexi gets to her senses and joins in – she call for Carter to hold Firewoman up she gets ready for the Bitch Killer…
And Miranda Williams comes out of the crowd and pulls Alexis under the rope and SLAMS her into the ringside boards! Jose immediately looks around and spots Wilder leaping from the floor to the apron, then to the top rope and spring-boarding into the air! Jose dodges, but Alex is not so lucky, and get BLASTED right out of the ring by a flying forearm!
Carter and Jose jump Wilder, who covers and takes a few shots, but holds them off long enough Firewoman and Mai to get back to their feet – Fire slides out of the ring and goes after Lexi so hard that Miranda backs off – Mai takes on Jose, Carter is still slugging it out with Wilder in a corner – Miranda gets on the apron and dives at Alex!
Suddenly SLATERGATOR hops the rail and it is 6 on 4! Slater helps out Lexi with Firewoman as Titus O'Neal pulls Miranda off of Alex… But RIGHT behind them LD Williams and Stank are into the melee! LD kicks Titus and DDTs him on the floor – Miranda gets up yelling at her dad – "Dad! I don't need your help!!!" , who looks confused with a "Really? NOW we're going to get into this?" O'Neal groggily gets to his feet… LD blasts him with a left! O'Neal staggers.. right into a cross from Miranda! LD punches Titus again and yells "YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!!!" Uh-oh – Miranda looks pissed. HAYMAKER! LD laughs and tells her "I got this…"
Stank is crushing Slater, Mai rolls out of the ring and cuts off Alex – Miranda takes over on Jose, and Wilder starts firing back on Carter. Foot stomp by Tommy – GRAVITY KILLER!!!
All of the sudden… ADAM ROSE and BUNNY head to the ring, but the Exotic Express music cuts off as Banned from Everywhere appears behind them on the ramps – with Drunkette! Bill charges Adam, while… DRUNKETTE takes on The Bunny! SPEAR! SPEAR BY THE DONKEY! And now Drunkette is sitting on the Bunny's head! Well, we HOPE that is all there is going on…
Stank has Lexi in a bear hug when she start biting his face to make him brake the hold! Alex DROPS Mai with a Russian Legsweep into the boards, and Fire CREAMS Woods with a Yakuza kick! She turns to face Alex, who smirks at her as Lexi jumps Fire from behind and hits Bitch Killer! Then Stank jumps Alex! Alex tries a DDT, then goes to the eyes – he grabs Stank for the Darling driver – counter by Stank! Counter by Alex! Alex kicks Stank low to get away! He backs right into Mai! And they are slugging it out – END OF TIME out of nowhere by Mai! She then walks RIGHT INTO a overhead toss by Titus!
At the side of the ring, Bunny is flailing it's arms, but can't get free!
Jose kicks Miranda low, and an brutal axe kick drops her to the mat… lines up for a Falcon Kick - Wilder, whose nose is bleeding and has a black eye from Carter's attack, gets Jose in a waistlock – CRASH AND BURN rolling German Suplexes send Jose crashing into the corner!
Stank has now grabbed Carter, and they are beating the hell out of each other!
Bill has the upper hand on Rose and is peppering him with punches, but Slater gets involved and Bill starts beating on him! And out comes Justin Sane!!! Justing trips on his way to the fight, and drops head first into Bunny's carrot and pellets! WAAAASUP DOC!
Rose retreats into the ring…
Bunny is fading… arm dropping once…
Twice…
Bunny may be dead!
Rose backs RIGHT into LD Williams… He spins around and offer a lollie to the Saint – who BLASTS him with a right hand! Rear naked choke by LD! Wilder gets his partner to her feet, then looks around… grinning, he nods to her and puts The Guns to his head… running start to opposite sides of the ring criss-cross –
Miranda with a torpedo dive into the melee on the left… Wilder with a running 360 moonsault to the right!
And the melee keeps going!!!
FINALLY security is pouring out of the back – OOWF personnel, stadium security, even local police, trying to restore order and separate everyone. One highway patrolman is unsuccessfully trying to get Drunkette off of Bunny's head…
all the while, the crowd is screaming "LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!"
This might take a while, folks…
STAN FULTON vs. GHOSTHEAD – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match
"Divide The Hate" plays and Ghosthead walks to the ring first, not acknowledging the crowd and takes up his customary position perched on top of the turnbuckle with his eyes fixed on the entranceway. “Fifty Goddamn Skeleton Warriors” hits and Stan Fulton makes his way to the ring with the OOWF World Heavyweight title belt over his shoulder. The two stand in their respective corners as the ring announcer begins his introductions.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the main event of the evening and it is for the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship. Introducing first in the corner to my right, a former OOWF World Heavyweight Champion. He hails from Atlanta Georgia and weighs in tonight at 235 pounds, the Death Knell himself GHOSTHEAD!! And in the corner to my left, from Duluth Minnesota, weighing in tonight at 397 pounds. The reigning, defending OOWF World Heavyweight Champion... STAN FULTON!"
The referee hands the belt out of the ring and calls for the bell to start the match. Ghosthead and Fulton circle for a few seconds and Fulton offers the hand for the test of strength tieup. Ghosthead accepts and they do the strength spot, with Fulton seemingly getting the better of it pushing Ghosthead down to one knee, but Ghosthead turns that into a Fireman’s Carry and dumps Fulton on his back. Fulton laughs as he rolls through and offers the test of strength again. Ghosthead accepts and this time round it’s a harder fought thing, with Fulton going through through the range from arrogance, to concern to outright shock as Ghosthead gradually gets the better of it and is close to forcing him down.
Stan wasn’t having any of that and stamped on Ghosthead’s lead foot and used the distraction to pull him close for a massive headbutt which busts Ghost open hardway (looking very impressive against the white dreads.) Ghosthead visibly recoils, but Fulton still has a hold of his hands and pulls him in for a ring shaking belly-to-back suplex.
Fulton makes a negligent cover, but makes a great show of lifting Ghosthead up at 1 and a half. He lifts Ghost to his feet and after softening him up with a few punches, whips him to the ropes and nails another ring shuddering powerslam. Fulton stands up and lifts, then splits Ghosthead’s legs and nails the Stump Shot heabutt to the groin of his downed opponent. Fulton drags Ghosthead to his feet again and Ghost tries to fight back but Fulton shuts that down with another headbutt and a quick thumb to the eye. Ghosthead staggers back and Fulton nails a spinning clothesline to send Ghosthead back down to the mat.
Fulton makes the ‘it’s over’ sign and ascends to the second turnbuckle and takes flight for the The Crusher, but NO! Ghosthead rolls away and Fulton bounces face-first off the mat. Ghosthead kips up to his feet and as Fulton gets up he eats a nasty dropkick to the face. Fulton staggers back, as much shocked as hurt and Ghost presses him into the ropes and whips him across the ring, nailing a HUGE spinebuster when Fulton comes back. The crowd are going nuts for the comeback and Ghosthead climbs the turnbuckle and looks to be going for a Spectre’s Fall, but Fulton has the presence of mind to roll out of the ring. Fulton clears the cobwebs on the outside and goes towards the timekeeper and demands his belt as Ghosthead sprints along the top rope and dives towards Fulton, who drags the timekeeper into the way and escapes the bulk of the blow. The referee is stunned in the ring and seems to have forgotten any concept of counting the men out as Fulton waits for Ghosthead to get up from the floor. Fulton levels Ghosthead with a clothesline, then drags him by the head and whips him hard into the ring post before following up with a running Drop Line that crushes Ghost between the turnbuckle and Fulton’s onrushing bulk. Ghosthead’s eyes roll up in his head as Fulton lets him drop to the floor with casual disdain. Fulton takes his time, waiting for Ghost to get up of his own accord before grabbing him and making to roll him back into the ring.
Ghosthead has other ideas and kicks Fulton in the gut before grabbing a flailing arm and twisting it into an armlock. Ghosthead walks up the ring steps with Fulton in the armlock and walks across the apron before dropping a nasty forearm on Fulton, who staggers back. Ghosthead keeps attacking Fulton’s arm on the outside for a bit and then rolls the champion back into the ring. Ghosthead climbs the turnbuckle and as Fulton gets to his feet Ghosthead dives off the top and nails a beautiful reverse DDT, sending the champ face first into the mat.
Ghosthead heads up top and attempts the Spectre's Fall, but Stan moves at just the last moment. Stan drops an elbow and then whips Ghosthead into the corner and attemps an Avalanche, but Ghosthead moves and Stan crashes into the turnbuckle. Ghosthead rolls him up from behind and gets a very close 2 count. Ghosthead looks for the Phantasmagoria, but Stan makes the ropes. Ghosthead gets a lariat and scoops Stan up for a slam, but Stan reverses to a small package. 1....2....3. Ghosthead kicks out just a half second too late.
WINNER via pin-fall in 23:18 and STILL OOWF Heavyweight Champion – Stan “the Crusher” Fulton
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