OOWF MidWeek Mayhme
Live! From Palma Soriano, Cuba
October 15, 2014
BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. STRENGTH IN SILENCEInsane in the Brain brings out the PCPL Traveling Road show, Banned From Everywhere. Justin and Awesome Bill are astride their mighty steeds...alright, their lumbering donkeys, Drunkey and Drunkette. Both have signs on them that say “Rides available. Call 1-800-IMTAKINGTHIS”. Ellie May is driving what looks to be a portable concession stand manned by Arctic McBearington and Chuckles Norris. They throw candy to the crowd as they ride around the ring to the applause and laughter of the Cuban crowd.
Unparalleled Height's “Strength through Silence” brings out Power and Tuska – Strength in Silence. For the first time, the team is wearing matching outfits – sort of. Tuska's in dark green camo tights while Power is wearing a two piece camo outfit. Both raise their arms at the top of the ramp, then turn and clasp hands before embracing. They turn back to the ring and charge, both sliding into the ring, rolling to their feet, then dropping to a knee in unison with the Tuska trademark “Shhhhhh.” The crowd cheers, but then both jump to their feet and yell “This is how it is!” The Cuban crowd appreciates the show of athleticism. Bill steps forward and offers a drink to Power and Tuska, but we hear Power say “Maybe later”. Handshakes all the way around except between Power and Ellie May who embrace, and Power and Justin step out leaving Bill and Tuska to start out this encounter.
Awesome Bill is no slouch, though he is a bit inebriated, and hangs with some awesome moves from the high flying Tuska, busting out a big Powerslam on the unorthodox hillbilly, following it up with a series of standing elbow drops, then Tuska launches himself across the ring and springboards off the middle rope with a big elbow drop that has the crowd going “Ooooooo...”
Tuska rolls to his corner and tags in Power, who climbs to the top rope and crouches, awaiting Bill to find his feet, and when he does, she comes off the top rope with a big Clothesline! Power rolls across the ring and reaches into her trunks and pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to Justin. Justin bends over to put the fiver in his boot and Power dropkicks Justin off the apron to the boos of the crowd. She just holds up her hands and resumes her attack on Bill with a couple of big clotheslines. Front facelock on Bill...Power Driver! Power tags Tuska who climbs to the top rope. Power grabs Tuska...Missile Launcher! Tuska covers and gets a two count...
And here comes Sunny down the ramp. Power is apoplectic and complains to the referee but Sunny just shows him her manager's card and the referee shrugs. Meanwhile Tuska has picked up Bill and threw him into the ropes and went for another Powerslam but Bill rolled through and both ended up in the BFE corner where Bill tagged Justin...OK, Justin fell into Bill and the referee called it a tag. Justin comes into the ring and starts with his Kung Fooey moves. Tuska shrugs and hits Justin with a dropkick and he folds. Justin gets thrown into the ropes and Tuska comes up with the Silencer! Tuska tags a distracted Power who trips over the ropes coming into the ring to the hoots of the crowd, and goes after Justin with a vengeance setting up for the Spear! Power picks up Justin...Power Driver! Power hits the ropes but Sunny grabs her foot. Power starts screaming at Sunny as “Laser Cannon Deth Sentence” begins playing and Moose and Chloe come out and laugh and point at Power and Tuska, and that infuriates both members of Strength in Silence. The distraction gives Bill the opportunity to get into the ring and drag Justin back to the corner for a tag. Bill waits for his moment, then as Power turns Bill launches the Mason Dixon Line! Bill hits Tuska with the Bionic Elbow, then turns to Power and gets her up for the Dirty Bird! Bill covers Power for just a one count, but then Bill rolls over and tags Justin and hits Banned from Space! Power is down as Bill picks up Justin and they hit Tag Team Finisher 1! Justin covers Power and gets the three count!
Winners in 17:45 – Banned from Everywhere
Justin and Bill are excited, and Justin is running around the ring like he won the World Heavyweight Championship. Sunny walks back up the ramp joining Moose and Chloe and they all laugh and carry on, pointing at Power and Tuska. Tuska helps Power to her feet, trying to console her on the loss, but Power pushes him back. Bill walks over to shake her hand but Power explodes from the corner with a Spear! Justin tries to intercede and he gets served a Clothesline for his trouble. Ellie May bravely tries to protect her charges and Power starts to pop her one, but then realizes what she's doing and drops to her knees sobbing. Ellie May hugs Power and helps her to her feet, then Tuska and the BFE entourage embrace Power and she seems better. The Saints of Sinners contingent mocks the group in the ring as they slither into the back, and we go to a commercial....
MURPHY’S LAW vs. ECOSYSTEM & CHRIS EVANSThe Murphys are out and down to the ring first, slapping hands with the fans and generally firing them up as they bounce off the ropes, nearly chomping at the bit to get their hands on Ecosystem and Chris Evans…especially Evans.
The beats of “New Slaves (Instrumental)” come over the PA system as Ecosystem comes out with blazer and microphone. Eco raises the microphone to his lips – and is immediately drowned out.
Crowd: ECO SUCKS! ECO SUCKS! ECO SUCKS!
Eco: Well, it’s – (“ECO SUCKS! ECO SUCKS!”) –it’s good to see you all as well. You know, I’m feeling pretty good tonight. I’m feeling good, because tonight, I am in PALMA SORIANO! (Mild pop.) Hey, you know what the best thing is about being here in Palma Soriano?
In about two and a half hours, I am going to LEAVE Palma Soriano!
The crowd boos the SHIT out of Ecosystem.
Eco: Now, DAMAS Y CABALLEROS, give your utmost silence and respect . . . (“ECO SUCKS! ECO SUCKS!”) . . . as I introduce the greatest athlete of our generation . . . the Sensei of Submissions, The Master of the Mat . . . THE LIONHEART CHRISTOPHER EVANS!
“The Trooper” plays over the PA system as Chris Evans comes out in full “LIONHEART” robe, which Eco dutifully removes as they enter the ring. Daniella can’t wait any longer, and comes right at Evans, and here we go! Daniella is swinging wildly, forcing Evans to go for the rope break. Daniella actually gets to a four-count before the referee gets separation. Daniella comes right back, but Evans ducks again, trying to rope-a-dope the Murphy sister into a DQ. Daniella is no dope, however, and yanks Evans out by his leg right into a clothesline! However, Daniella eventually hooks Evans up into a suplex position, and Evans knows his chain wrestling, so he switches it into a neckbreaker! Evans picks her up, a quick ZEUS’S FURY Dragon Suplex, followed by the ODE TO JERICHO ARMBAR! (Can we still call it that with the WWE invasion?) Daniella twists and turns, and finally makes her way to the ropes.
Chris tags in Ecosystem at the break, and Eco runs in and NAILS Daniella with a running knee! Goes for the cover, kickout at two. Eco tries to go for the Endgame, but the big woman reverses, picking Eco up from the dragon sleeper position – what strength! – into a running powerslam! Tag to brother DK, and DK drops Eco with a big clothesline! Off the ropes – shoulderblock! And another! DK whips Eco into the ropes, coming off, SPINEBUSTER! DK thinks about the pin, but he’s not done with Eco – the Murphy Man hooks Eco up, one German Suplex! Rolls right out of it – a second German suplex! Rolls right out of that…and Eco reaches back and rakes the eye! Eco breaks as the referee admonishes him, and goes to his corner…and rolls out of the ring? No tag? Eco grabs a microphone, as Evans drops off the apron.
Eco: This is the signal. Security, step aside.
A few fans who had been idling in the aisles suddenly walk through the main aisle by the ring and over the guardrails. Ten in total, men of decent size. Eco nods at them, and they look nervous – but the Murphys look baffled. Eventually, the two in the middle nod . . . and run in toward DK! DK knocks one down quick, but the other grabs on a chokehold. The referee immediately calls for the bell!
Winners by disqualification in 3:22…The Murphys!
Daniella runs in, but seven of the remaining eight flood in and jump her and DK! Eco walks over to the last one, and gestures for . . . money? . . . and finally he shakes his head and runs into the ring to join in!
Russ: Dammit, get these people out of there! Why isn’t security doing their damn job?
Razz: They are! Listening to the boss, that’s their job!
Eco and Evans are walking up the aisle, whistling away as the crowd boos. Two fans get up to help, but security stops them – it looks to be a fight to get in the ring, until finally, we hear “BOOM!”
And here comes Danny Taylor with a steel chair in hand, and the half-hesitant gang immediately jumps and flees. As Danny gets into the ring, there is one left, getting up from getting knocked down. Danny stands over him with a steel chair . . . and slams it on the ground next to him. The man left in the ring scatters away, not waiting for a change in fortune. Up the aisle, Ecosystem picks up the microphone.
Eco: You know, Danny, you’re a smart man, and you can probably guess what happened here, but let me fill in all these idiots. (Boos.) Before this show started, I made a few personal offers to fans who arrived early. I asked them if they would be willing to attack and attempt to injure the Murphys on my behalf for ten dollars. To their credit, they all said no.
Danny looks around at the retreating fans, some of whom are still near the ring.
Eco: I then proceeded to raise the price until minds changed. Even families able to waste their money on wrestling shows come up short on the bills sometimes. So if you’d like to know the going rate for ten souls, Danny, it’s nine hundred and forty dollars. A bargain really. In fact, it would seem a little cheap in a world that had hope. And it would seem to be unbelievable in a world full of Danny Taylors.
But of course, hope is dead. And Danny Taylor is alone.
Ecosystem and Chris Evans exit through a side door in the stands as Danny throws his chair down and helps the Murphys up.
STAN FULTON vs. GHOSTHEAD vs. DANNY TAYLOR – Non Title Three Way DanceGhosthead enters first, ignoring the mixed reaction from the fans. He climbs into the ring, stretches in his corner, then turns to stare stoically up the aisle. Danny Taylor enters next, and the roof comes off the building. Danny pauses on the stage to acknowledge the fans, then the smile drops from his face and he marches to the ring. He positions himself in his corner so he can keep one eye on Ghosthead and the other on the entrance. The cheers fade, and the arena descends into near silence before exploding into boos as the World Heavyweight Champion steps onto the stage. The Crusher Stan Fulton glares at the crowd and raises his championship, then drapes the belt over his shoulder and strolls to the ring. Climbing inside, he locks eyes with his opponents and raises his championship again. Neither opponent reacts. After Fulton sets the championship in his corner, referee Davis Hightower gives the three men their instructions and calls for the bell.
There's a three way staredown to start, which lasts until Ghosthead and Stan finally exchange a nod and turn to advance toward Danny. The alliance doesn't last long, however, as Stan almost immediately throws a backfist. Ghosthead is expecting it, and catches the arm. He drives a kick into Stan's knee, then plants his knee in Stan's shoulder and drives him to the mat. He tries to lock the Champion in an armbar, but Stan breaks free. Stan gets to his feet, and walks into a forearm from Danny. He turns away, and finds Ghosthead waiting with a forearm of his own. Back to Danny for another, and Ghosthead drops the Champion with a headbutt. Danny steps in and plants Ghosthead with a belly-to-belly suplex, hooking the leg and getting a one count.
Fulton explodes off the mat as Danny gets up, slamming into him with a clothesline.Fulton mounts Danny and connects with several rights and lefts before Danny throws him off. Danny tries to sit up, but Ghosthead lands a kneedrop to his chest.Ghosthead pulls Danny up and slings him into the corner, following him in with a splash. He hits several knees to the midsection before Fulton steamrolls in and squashes them both in the corner. Fulton grabs Ghosthead by the hair and flings him to the mat, then scoops Danny up and slams him onto Ghosthead. Fulton bounces off the ropes and drops a massive elbow. He tries to cover both men, but they power out before one.
Fulton is the first to his feet and stomps on Ghosthead. He grabs Danny as he gets up and drives a chop into his throat. Danny staggers back, and Fulton presses his attack, backing him into the corner. He connects with several hard shots to the body and sends Danny across the ring. Ghosthead hooks Danny’s leg and trips him, rolling him into an anklelock, but before he can cinch it in Fulton drives a kick into the back of his head. Fulton drags Ghosthead to his feet and claps his hands over his ears, then yanks him back into a sleeper hold. Ghosthead struggles, but Futon has it cinched in tight. Barros checks on Ghosthead and lifts his arm. It falls, but as it does Ghosthead’s eyes pop open. At the same time, Danny is up and launches himself at them. At the last second Ghosthead yanks himself out of the hold and Danny slams into Fulton. They crash to the mat, taking the referee with them. Ghosthead gets to his feet and tries to clear his head. He waits for his opponents to get up and springs off the ropes, planting Danny with the Night Terror. Fulton grabs Ghosthead and spins him around - and gets blasted by the black mist! Barros is pulling himself to his feet and doesn’t see a thing. Fulton staggers back and tumbles through the ropes. Ghosthead pulls Danny to his feet and goes to the ropes - Eidolon! Ghosthead covers and Barros slides into position and counts One...Two...Danny kicks out!
Ghosthead sits Danny up and drives repeated elbows into the top of his head. He tries to pull him into a dragon sleeper, but Danny brings both fists up and manages to connect with his chin. Ghosthead stumbles back a step, then surges forward and drives a knee into Danny’s face. Ghosthead spins Danny around and sends him across the ring, but Danny reverses. Ghosthead hits the ropes and Fulton, who’s managed to find a towel and clear his eyes, hooks his leg and yanks him off his feet. Fulton drags Ghosthead out of the ring and slams his head into the apron. Fulton drags Ghosthead to the ringpost and tries to slam his head into it, but Ghosthead blocks. Fulton staggers Ghosthead with a fist to the kidneys, then grabs him by neck and waist band, spins him in a circle and drives him shoulder-first into the steel. Fulton turns back to the ring - just as Danny leaps off the apron to hit him with a double axe handle. Danny grabs the champion and stuffs him into the ring, sliding in after him. Danny connects with a number of knees to Fulton’s head, then pulls him up and sets up the Dynamite drop. Fulton blocks it, and Danny pummels him with forearms and tries again. This time he connects! Danny covers, and Barros counts One...Two...Ghosthead drags Danny off.
Ghosthead drags Danny to his feet and connects with a haymaker. Danny replies with one of his own. They go back and forth, each man staggering but refusing to fall, until Fulton levels them both with a double clothesline. Fulton is still groggy, and he goes down as well. Barros starts a count, but everyone is moving by three. Danny grabs Fulton, and surprisingly Ghosthead joins him to take the champion down with a tandem suplex. Ghosthead immediately turns and levels Danny with a discus clothesline. Ghosthead makes a cover, but Fulton immediately drags him off. Fulton drags Ghosthead up and grabs him for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Danny hits them both with a dropkick. He presses his attack, but Fulton and Ghosthead each grab an arm and send him hard into the corner. Fulton sends Ghosthead after him, and he connects with a splash. Ghosthead lets his momentum carry him over the ropes and lands on the apron as Fulton squashes Danny with an avalanche. Ghosthead grabs Fulton as he bounces off, dropping off the apron and clotheslining him on the top rope. Ghosthead slides back into the ring as Danny staggers out of the corner and collapses to the mat. Ghosthead climbs the turnbuckles, but Fulton throws himself into the ropes, knocking him off balance. Fulton lurches to his feet and slams Ghosthead off the top rope to the mat. He falls on him for a cover, but Ghosthead rolls a shoulder at two.
Danny drags himself to his feet and sees Ecosystem strolling down the aisle. Danny pantomimes at Eco to get lost, but Eco ignores him and climbs up onto the apron. Danny lunges, but Eco grabs the top rope and drops, sending Danny tumbling to the floor. Eco stands over Danny shaking his head, but dances back when Danny tries to grab him. Danny gets to his feet and chases Eco up the aisle. Meanwhile, inside the ring, Stan sends Ghosthead to the ropes. Ghosthead ducks a clothesline and comes back the the Eidolon, levelling the champion. Ghosthead runs up the turnbuckles and walks across the ropes - Spectre’s Fall! Eco points at the ring as Ghosthead covers. Danny glances back, then turns and sprints for the ring. He slides under the ropes - just as Barros strikes the mat for the three.
WINNER, in 26:42, Ghosthead.
After the match: Ecosystem stands on the stage with a smirk on his face, shaking his head. Danny glares at him and slides out of the ring. Eco disappears through the curtain as Danny storms up the aisle.
FIREWOMAN, TYTAN, MAI MUYO & MATT FOLZ vs. ROYALTYFirewoman leads Tytan, Mai and Matt out of their locker room for their match. As they round the corner, they are ATTACKED by Royalty (plus the WWE folks)! Wielding baseball bats and chairs Royalty quickly gets the advantage and leaves all four bloody on the floor. Security floods the area along with Stank, LD Williams, Crash & Burn and Banned From Everywhere. In the melee, Alexander Darling grabs a mic from a SFJ
THIS IS HOW YOU LEAD FIRE? This is what it’s going to be? You could have had your place next to me, where you belong! Instead, you decide to take up with our inferiors! The OOWF is DEAD! This garbage fed is DONE! You will all bow down to us. Just accept your fate now, otherwise, there is nothing but blood and pain in your future…………trust me