OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Tokyo, Japan
August 27, 2014
TYTAN vs. SHINJEI TAKAMURATakamura makes his way to the ring and gets booed by the crowd. He is a local worker, and none too popular at that. Tytan is announced and makes his way to the ring, as soon as he steps between the ropes Takamura attacks, hammering Tytan on the back of the head with punches. Takamura tries a whip to the ropes, but Tytan reverses it and hits the ropes himself and CUTS TAKAMURA IN HALF with the RELEASE THE KRAKEN! Tytan pulls a barely conscious Takamura to his feet and helps him stand up, brushes him off and asks if he is ok. Takamura absent-mindedly nods, so Tytan hits the ropes and DESTROYS him with the WRATH OF GOD! Tytan covers and this one is academic, one, two, three.
WINNER in 1:41 – Tytan
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. SAMI ZAYNZayn is led to the ring by WWE-hired security, not to protect him from the fans, but to protect him from the OOWF wrestlers. Zayn gets a nice ovation from the crowd. Darling is announced next, and gets a very different reaction, they boo the shit out of him. Alex doesn’t notice much anyway, he and Eric are too busy discussing strategy.
Darling steps into the ring and the bell rings, they go through a feeling out process and then Alex takes over. Darling keeps Zayn on the mat and works his legs for the money clip, but Zayn fights back and does all the Generico high spots and gets several near falls on Alex. Darling regroups and crotches Zayn on the top rope, then climbs up after him and hits a TOP ROPE DARLING DRIVER! Alex grabs Zayn’s legs and turns him over in the MONEY CLIP. Zayn tries to fight it, but to no avail, he taps out after several agonizing seconds.
WINNER in 10:54 – Alexander Darling
CRASH & BURN vs. MURPHY’S LAW vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHEREAll three teams make their standard entrances to a rousing crowd reaction. They meet in the middle of the ring with referee Angelo Barros, who gives them their instructions. Handshakes are exchanged all-round, and Awesome Bill offers to share his PCPL, which is politely declined. After some discussion, Justin Sane and Dee Murphy opt to start out. Barros calls for the bell, and we’re underway.
Dee and Justin circle and lock up. Justin darts behind her and grabs a waistlock, but Dee reverses and tosses him across the ring with a German suplex. Justin rolls to his feet and launches himself at her, but she snaps him over with a powerslam. Dee hooks the leg. but Justin kicks out at one. The both get up and Justin makes a show of stretching his neck. He goes to the ropes and hits a shoulder block - which bounces off. He gets up and does it again, with the same result. Justin gets up and points at Dee, then points to the ropes. Dee looks to the crowd, then shrugs and goes to the ropes. She hits a shoulder block that sends Justin tumbling across the ring. Justin gets slowly to his feet and dares her to do it again. She does - and again Justin goes flying. Bill calls Justin to their corner and forces him to take a sip of PCPL. Once he finishes screaming, Justin pantomimes for Dee to try again. This time, Justin drops under her first pass and leapfrogs the second. On the third, he takes her over with a monkey flip. Justin rolls to his feet and points at his temple, then reaches back to tag in Bill.
BfE each grab an arm and try to send Dee across the ring, but DK anchors her from behind. Dee yanks them back and sends BfE careening into each other. As they stumble back, DK tags himself in and Dee explodes out of the corner with a double clothesline. The Murphys pull Bill to his feet, send him to the ropes, and take him down with a double big boot. Dee returns to their corner while DK pulls Bill up and sends him after her. DK charges and squashes Bill in the corner with a clothesline. He drives a series of shoulders into Bill’s midsection, then makes the tag. The Murphys lift Bill up and drop him into a double gut buster. Dee covers, but Bill kicks out at two. Dee pulls him up and sends him to the ropes, but Bill reverses. Bill levels Dee with a clothesline, but Tommy Wilder, who made a blind tag as Dee hit the ropes, nails him with a springboard dropkick. Wilder rolls to his feet and goes back to the ropes, hitting Bill with a rolling thunder. Wilder bounces to his feet and hits a springboard moonsault. He covers, but Dee and Justin both dive in to break it up.
There’s a bit of a kerfuffle as Justin, Dee and Wilder try to get up, and by they time they have it sorted Bill is back on his feet. He and Wilder lock up and Bill backs him into the neutral corner. Bill hits a series of chops followed by an Irish whip, realizing part-way through that he’s sending Wilder into his own corner. Bill manages to pivot, sending Wilder toward the BfE corner, but Wilder is able to spring to the middle turnbuckle and take him down with a back elbow. Wilder rolls Bill over and sets him up for the Curb Kicker, but Bill yanks him off balance and rolls into his legs, bowling him over. Bill gets to his knees and nails Wilder with a pair of forearms that knock him loopy, then slams him with a headbutt. Bill gets to his feet and picks Wilder up, running him back-first into the BfE corner and making the tag.
BfE each wind an arm and duck under, taking Wilder over with a tandem suplex. Justin covers, but Wilder kicks out at one. Justin rolls to his feet and attacks, but Wilder stops him short with the Moe-do. Justin stumbles back, and Wilder sends him hard into the Crash and Burn corner, following him in full-tilt and nailing him with a dropkick. Wilder makes the tag to Miranda, who vaults over the ropes and lands a double stomp on Justin. Crash and Burn haul Justin up and set him on the top turnbuckle. They climb up as well and set up a superplex, but the Murphys are in and turn it into a tower of doom! Justin lands near the Murphys’ corner, so when they return DK tags himself into the match.
DK hauls Miranda to her feet, scoops her up, and slams her to the mat. He goes to the ropes and drops a knee into her temple. DK lifts Miranda for a powerbomb, but she grabs his head and reverses into a facebuster. She scrambles into a cover, but DK powers out. They’re both up, and DK catches Miranda with an elbow to the jaw. He sends her across the ring, but she slides under the ropes onto the apron. She pulls herself up and springboards off the top - right into a bearhug. She claps her hands over his ears and DK staggers, but does not let go. Wilder comes in to help his partner, but Dee cuts him off. Miranda works her hands inside of DKs grip, but before she can break it he plants her with a belly-to-belly suplex. DK hooks the leg, but Miranda rolls a shoulder just in time.
DK drags Miranda back to his corner and makes the tag to Dee. The Murphys attack with a series of chops, then pull her out of the corner and sling her into the ropes. Miranda ducks under a tandem clothesline and comes back with a double clothesline of her own, but the Murphys catch her and turn it into a tandem chokeslam. Dee covers, but Wilder is in to break it up. Miranda rolls for her corner, but Dee catches her and drags her to her feet. Dee tries for a suplex, but Miranda turns in the air and lands behind her. Miranda hits a standing dropkick that sends Dee staggering forward, and when Dee turns around, Miranda spears her into the Crash and Burn corner, making the tag to Wilder. Wilder grabs Dee from behind and hits the Chaos Theory, sending her into the neutral corner. He sends Dee back into the Crash and Burn corner and follows her in with a Stinger Splash, making the tag as he hits. Wilder lifts Dee for a flapjack, and Miranda spikes her with a DDT - they call that the Zip Line! Wilder rolls to his feet - and gets speared out of his boots by DK. Miranda covers Dee, but Bill is in with an elbow. Miranda rolls out of the way, and Bill slams into Dee. Miranda throws a kick as Bill gets up, but he catches it, yanks her off balance, and tosses her across the ring. Miranda rolls into the BfE corner, and Justin makes the blind tag. He scrambles up the turnbuckles and leaps - Froggy-bo onto Dee! Justin hooks both legs and rolls Dee up. Barros counts One...Two… DK tries to break it up, but Bill cuts him off with a clothesline...Three.
WINNERS, in 18:27, Banned From Everywhere.
After the match: All six wrestlers get slowly to their feet. Handshakes are exchanged, and Murphy’s Law and Crash and Burn raise the arms of Banned from Everywhere as the crowd applauds all three teams.
ECOSYSTEM & CHRIS EVANS vs. GHOSTHEAD & MATT FOLZMatt shakes Eco's hand and then offers the same to Evans, who slaps Folz's hand away. It looks like Eco and Folz are going to start, but Matt shakes his head and points at Evans. Eco walks over and makes the tag and we start with the former co leaders of the New Guard.
The two slowly circle and Folz darts in several times trying to sweep the leg, but each time Evans gets out of the way just in time. Finally they lock up and Folz immediately goes behind Evans and takes him to the mat and tries to ride him but Evans is able to slip out of it and quickly gets back to his feet. As he does, he tries to kick Folz in the head, but Folz moves and sweeps Evans leg sending him to the mat, Folz grabs Evans’ ankle and tries the ankle lock, but Evans rolls over and kicks Folz off sending him to the ropes. Folz steps over Evans on the rebound, and tries a hip toss on the rebound, but Folz blocks it. Folz tries one of his own, but Evans reverses it into a backslide for a two count. Both men spring to their feet and Folz NAILS Evans with a clothesline as he turns around, sending him right back to the mat. Folz picks Evans up and drills him with a German Suplex and bridges for a 2 count. Matt goes for the Angle Slam, but Evans slips out of it and shoves Folz chest first into the turnbuckle. Evans tags Eco and holds Folz as Eco comes off the top with a double axehandle.
Eco wears Folz down the next few minutes, showing everyone that he is a great technical wrestler when he puts his mind to it. Eco goes for the Endgame, but Folz escapes and hits a belly to back suplex. Folz goes to his corner and tags in Ghosthead. The duo show some semblence of teamwork as Folz hits a back breaker, Ghost comes off the top rope with an elbow and completes the Demolition Decapitation. The Death Knell starts taking over, dominating Eco with a series of power moves. Running Knee, Spinebuster, Back Elbow are followed by a Bridging German Suplex which gets 2. Ghost heads up top, looking to finish with the Spectre's Fall, but Evans 'accidently' bumps the ropes causing Ghost to crotch himself. Eco makes the tag and he and Evans nail Ghost with a double superplex. Evans rolls into a cover and gets 2.
Eco and Evans show how much they've grown as a team, using frequent quick tags and impressive double team moves to keep the big man off balance. Double drop kick and double brainbuster are followed by Evans hitting a German Suplex into an Eco neckbreaker. Evans hits a superkick and Eco tags in and heads up top, Savior Splash misses which allows Ghost to make it to his corner and tag in Folz as Eco tags in Evans. Folz hits the ring a house of fire, driving Evans into the corner and unloading with massive chops. Eco tries to come in to help his partner and Folz suplexes him over the top rope. Folz ducks an Evans punch and hits him with a T-Bone Folzplex. Eco gets back in the ring, only to be cut off by Ghosthead. All four men are brawling now as the ref tries to regain control. Folz springs off the ropes and looks to hit Evans with a flying forearm, only Evans ducks and Folz nails Ghosthead instead. Ghosthead gets to his feet, Folz tries to explain it was an accident but Ghosthead is having none of it, shoving Folz hard...... right into a rollup by Evans. 1....2....3.
Winners in 14:34: Chris Evans and Ecosystem.
After the match Folz springs to his feet and gets right in Ghosthead's face. The two exchange words and then start exchanging punches, Folz goes for an Angle Slam but Ghosthead slips out and hits Folz with the BLACK MIST! Ghosthead glares down at Folz as he leaves the ring, while OOWF Medical comes out to check on Matt.
STANK vs. POWER – Non Title MatchPower is out first, alone. Stank comes out next and eyes Power and her mask with a smirk on his face. Power walks right to the middle of the ring and challenges Stank, and the fight begins. The two trade punches and kicks and lots of power moves. Power takes Stank down with a LARIAT and covers, but the big man kicks out at two. She pulls Stank to his feet and whips him into the corner and tries to lift him onto the top rope, but Stank grabs her head and repeatedly punches her in the face. The mask can only do SO much and eventually she staggers away to the middle of the ring.
Stank explodes out of the corner and takes Power down with a SICK KICK! Power hits the mat and rolls out of the ring to the floor, while Stank grabs his knee and drops to the mat. The referee moves to check on Stank, and Moose and Chloe race down the ramp and attack Power, hammering her with punches and kicks. Moose pins her arms behind her back and Chloe tries to yank the mask off, but it does not budge. Instead, Chloe grabs a bat and lines up a shot to Power’s face! Dear god no! Before she can swing for the fences, Spider and Shane race to the ring to even things up.
Stank miraculously heals and rolls out of the ring and joins the fight, the referee realizes he has no shot of regaining control of this one and calls for the bell.
WINNER – No Contest in 14:44
CHLOE vs. SHANE TUSKAThis match never has a chance. All six are still brawling around the ring. The referee calls for the bell to start the match repeatedly, but no one pays the slightest bit of attention. Shane has been busted open by someone, and Stank is also bleeding. Chloe has Power down on the floor with her hands wrapped around her throat. She seems content with choking her sister to death, but Spider breaks away from Moose and catches Chloe with a big kick to the face that sends her sprawling.
Stank lifts Tuska by the throat and DRIVES him through a table, while Moose pulls Power up and repeatedly slams her arm into the ring post, then grabs a chair and is about to shatter her elbow when Spider comes to the rescue once again. At the point officials and security flood ringside and break up the fight, they order Moose and Spider into the ring, but both refuse, opting instead to make sure their partners make it to the back safely. This one never even got started.
WINNER – No Match
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. SPIDER MCNULTYMoose makes his way down to the ring amid a chorus of boos. He rolls in under the bottom rope and slumps in the far corner as Judas Priest's "The Rage" blasts through the speakers before the arrival of Spider McNulty. The crowd cheers as the OOWF's oldest member of the roster makes his way down the ramp. He eventually climbs in through the ropes and stares at Moose slumped in the corner. Moose pulls himself up to his feet with a smirk on his face and the ref calls for the bell!
Spider CHARGES at Moose looking to tackle him to the mat, but Jack pulls the referee in the way who takes the brunt of the impact and goes FLYING out of the ring! McNulty stares down at the ref as Moose BLINDSIDES the big man with a FLYING FOREARM to the side of McNulty's face! Moose follows up with punches and kicks, but Spider shrugs them off and eventually puts Moose down with a SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE!
Moose scrambles to his feet and gets put down again by a huge BACK ELBOW! Spider pulls Jack to his feet and whips him toward the ropes. On the rebound he catches Moose with a CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!! Spider crawls over to Moose and pulls him back up to his feet. He then lifts the Saint up and holds him there, before dropping him with a DELAYED VERTICAL SUPLEX! The crowd is loving this as Moose slowly rolls out of the ring while Spider stands to his feet and plays to the crowd!
Moose, through blurred vision, notices that the ref is not moving. Jack then pushes himself up to his hands and knees and wipes blood from his nose with the back of his hand. He glares up at Spider playing to the crowd and snarls. Moose slowly pulls himself up to his feet and reaches over the barricade to retrieve a steel chair which he tosses into the ring! Moose grabs another one and tosses it into the ring as well! He gestures for another and a black t-shirt, wearing fan stands up and hands Moose his chair which Moose tosses into the ring also while Spider dodges out of the way.
Moose turns and rushes back into the ring under the bottom rope! He CHARGES at Spider who NAILS Moose with a BIG BOOT that sends Moose back out, falling through the ropes! Spider slides out after him and pulls Moose to his feet. Moose tries an Irish whip which is REVERSED and has Moose SMASHING face first into the outside corner ring post! Moose is completely out of it as Spider pulls him up by his hair and rolls him into the ring! Spider slides in after and drops an elbow on Jack's chest! Spider then takes the time to walk over and look down at the referee who still has not moved. The big man then turns around and picks up one of the chairs. He places a chair on Moose's chest then climbs to the second turnbuckle! Spider then showboats as he points out at the crowd before DIVING off with huge SPLASH onto Moose with the chair between them! Both Spider and Moose writhe on the mat as the crowd chants the Japanese equivalent of "This is Awesome!"
McNulty, while clutching at his chest, slides out of the ring to go check on the ref. Moose continues to writhe in the ring as McNulty shakes the ref in an attempt to revive him. Spider looks at Moose in the ring then looks out at the crowd who continue to cheer loudly! Spider then looks back at Moose and gets an idea. He reaches under the ring and eventually pulls out a TABLE! The crowd ROARS as Spider sets it up then reaches under the ring again, pulling out MORE steel chairs and tossing them into the ring! Spider then slides in under the bottom rope and stacks all the steel chairs in a pile in the middle of the ring with bad intentions!
Spider stalks over to Moose who has pushed himself up to his hands and knees coughing up blood, and bleeding badly from the forehead after an errant elbow strike during that second rope body splash from McNulty! Spider reaches down and pulls a bloodied Moose up looking for a powerbomb! He lifts Moose up, turns him toward the pile of chairs, and moves to DRIVE Moose down onto the pile, but Moose REVERSES into a FACEBUSTER driving McNulty down onto the PILE OF STEEL CHAIRS!! That move earns its name as McNulty's face is indeed busted wide open with a nasty looking gash on his cheek! Moose crawls away to catch his breath as the crowd boos while Spider lays face down atop the pile.
Moose shakes the cobwebs and flashes a wicked grin at the crowd who continue boo him without mercy. Moose turns his head to look back at McNulty, but notices too late that McNulty is not there and has his chain belt WRAPPED around MOOSE'S NECK! McNulty pulls back hard and SQUEEZES with all his might, trying choking the life out of Jack! Moose is fading fast, but finds a chair nearby and manages to grab it to swing back over his head with several CHAIRSHOTS to Spiders head, before eventually knocking the big man loose!
Moose angrily removes the chain from around his neck, as a woozy Spider McNulty slowly turns around to face him. Moose rises to his feet with a vengeance and DRIVES the steel chair into McNulty's gut! He then brings the chair down HARD onto McNulty's tarantula tattoo! The big man falls flat to the mat at Moose's feet as Moose raises the chair up and brings it down REPEATEDLY onto the back of McNulty's head which opens a gaping wound there and begins to splash with blood on each successive impact! Brutal doesn't even begin to describe what's taking place in the ring! The crowd boos loudly as Moose tosses the chair aside and laughs maniacally behind a crimson mask!
Jack eventually falls backward and slumps in the corner from exhaustion and stares at the unmoving Spider McNulty, as blood begins to pool on the mat by Spider's head from a stream out of the back of his dome. Moose glances over at the ref who is barely stirring, but does not seem ready to get involved in this match. Moose then pulls himself up to his feet and begins clearing the ring of chairs while giggling to himself under a chorus of boos and chants of "YOU SUCK!"
Welcome to the 2014 version of Japanese OOWF fandom... or I guess when it comes to Moose they can't help, but to act more like their western counterparts.
The ring is eventually cleared of plunder and Moose stalks his prey. McNulty has SLOWLY pushed himself up to his hands and knees, blood pouring from his face and the back of his head! Moose smirks and runs the ropes looking to come back with a BUISAKU KNEE... but McNulty, unbelievably, rises fast to his feet and GOOZLES Moose, stopping him short! The crowd CHEERS as McNulty carries Moose over to the side of the ring and CHOKESLAMS him over the top rope and onto the table below that Spider had set up earlier! Moose CRASHES through the table unmoving as Spider falls to his knees then over onto his back in exhaustion!
The crowd is going WILD as the referee has finally revived enough to pull himself up and slide into the ring under the bottom rope. The first thing he notices is all the blood and McNulty lying on his back in the middle of the ring. The second thing he notices is that Moose is not here. The ref whips his head around looking for Moose then looks at Spider. He looks around again and begins a count as the crowd does likewise!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
Moose begins to stir among the splintered wood and metal table legs.
FIVE!
SIX!
McNulty, breathing heavily, slowly rolls to his knees and stares up at the ref as he continues to count.
SEVEN!
EIGHT!!
NINE!!!
McNulty looks down at the mat thinking he may have won, but is surprised to find Moose has crawled in behind and locked him in JIENDO!!!! McNulty struggles MIGHTILY in the hold as Moose bears down tighter! Spider is starting to fade as blood flows from his cheek, down his face, over Jack's forearm, and onto his chest!
His own blood caked on his face, Moose snarls then SCREAMS for Spider to TAP! This seems only to serve to wake the big man up as he rises slowly to his feet with Moose on his back and makes a desperate attempt to knock Jack loose by backing up HARD into the corner! Moose holds fast though and doesn't let go as Spider falls back to his knees and Moose holds him there, squeezing with all his might!
Spider has nothing left as he slips into unconsciousness and the ref lifts and drops his arm... once... twice... three times before calling for the bell!
Your Winner by Submission in 27:58 - Moosehead Jack!
Upon hearing the bell, Moose collapses onto his back in exhaustion, rolls, and falls out of the ring to the floor below. He then props himself up onto his knees, as the ref slides out after him, and raises his arm in victory underneath a hail of boos! Moose laughs maniacally as he stumbles his way up the ramp and ignores the crowd while an OOWF Medical team rushes past him to attend to Spider. This for some reason annoys Moose who turns and points to his own wounds then waves dismissively at the medical team down at the ring and makes his way to the back.
“Bow Down to the King” blares from the speakers as Triple H makes his way out.
He looks out on crowd with disgust, straightens his tie and makes his way to the ring. He looks at the Japanese crowd and begins to speak.“You should all be ashamed of yourselves. You spent your heard earned money on a sub-par product. This crap you’ve been watching is not Sports Entertainment. That’s why we at the WWE, whose network you can get for just $9.99 a month, are taking over this backwater fed and stripping for whatever useful parts it has left.
Congratulations, OOWF, you rank a takeover. Personally, I don’t even think you warrant that. I mean, you got a little bit of talent. We’ve already signed Alexander Darling. You have a few more
decent wrestlers. I mean, personally, I like that Rory Albright guy. Christian Carter isn’t too bad, but he needs a lot of work. Firewoman,; she’s a bit crazy but she’d make a hell of a diva, but she’s only got a few good years in her left. That Miranda chick’s pretty nice to look at. Danny Taylor, he’s kinda small by WWE standards, but I like him, I know he won’t give us any back talk. Moosehead Jack’s good in a Cactus Jack garbage wrestling kind of way… which means he’s not.
Bottom line is, fight us all you want. You won’t win. Know your place. You’re a small time indy that reaches too high. You play in small podunk towns like Moosejaw and Dayton. I don’t know why the fans here in Japan here like you, but then again, WWE hasn’t cared about Japan since Tajiri, who’s matches, by the way, you can watch on the WWE Network for only $9.99 a month. Crazy Good deal there.”
Triple H paces around the ring for a few moments.“You know why you can’t compete, OOWF? It always boils down to one thing. Money. We have it, we’re the kings. WCW had it, then they didn’t and they’re dead. ECW never had it. TNA ran out. We have the money, we have the power. It’s only a matter of time before you crumble to us. Your GM, TheNate(mocking) is back in America, trying to negotiate deals to keep you afloat. Meantime, WWE has bought out some of your board members. Scaia, Roberts, Solomon, Corbitt, they all saw dollar signs, took there payoffs and run. Your board of directors has even turned on you. Even if they had the money, they won’t free it up, so the ship is going down. There’s nothing you can do. No miracle backing and leadership can save you…”
The lights go out suddenly. The arena is pitch black, save for the random flashbulbs. “See, you can’t even keep the lights on through an entire show! But seriously, you better get some stewards out here or…”
Suddenly a familiar woman’s voice comes over the speakers.“And I heard, as it were,
The noise of thunder.
One of the four beasts saying,
‘Come and see.’
And I saw, and behold,
A white horse.”
Johnny Cash’s “When the Man Comes Around” begins to play.
At the chorus, a loud, familiar bell tolls, and the lights come back on. The familiar form of Poe, with his head covered in his trademark black, bloody towel and long duster stands behind Triple H, looking down on him. The crowd goes insane.
Triple H senses the presence and slowly turns and looks up at Poe. He slowly takes a few steps back. At the ramp, Stephanie runs out calling out (unmic’ed), to Triple H. Triple H points at her to stop and turns back to Poe.HHH: Is that supposed to scare me? Big bad voodoo daddy Poe turning out the lights and standing behind me like a boogey man. Who’s matches you can see…
Poe: Shut up!
Triple H moves quickly to get as close to eye-to-eye with Poe as he can get.HHH: Who do you think you are?! I! Am! The Game! I am the king of kings! I have destroyed bigger and badder men than you. You don’t scare me!
We can hear Stephanie yell “Tell him Hunter!”Poe: You say WWE has all the money. OOWF has nothing. You may have the financial backing. You may have the lawyers. I have my own backers. I have connections that, let’s just say they’re not in your spoiled world. OOWF is going nowhere, even if I have to see to it myself. As for me and you? You should probably worry more about…your wife.
Triple H’s eyes and gigantic nose flare at that comment. But before he can do anything, the crowd begins to cheer again. He turns around to see (just as we do), that Selena has come up behind Stephanie. Stephanie yells “what?!” at Triple H, but before he can say anything, she’s spun around. Selena kicks her in the stomach, …
STUNNER!!!
Selena hops up laughing hysterically as the crowd cheers. Triple H, enraged, turns back towards Poe…
HIEROGLYPH!!!
Poe nearly takes Triple H’s head off. Poe stands over him as the chorus of “When the Man Comes Around” plays again. He then leaves the ring and joins Selena heading to the back. Once in the back, we hear Selena’s voice on the speakers again…“And I heard a voice in the midst pf the four beasts,
And I looked and behold, a pale horse,
And his name that it said on him, was ‘Death’
And Hell followed with him”
STAN FULTON vs. CHRISTIAN CARTER – Non Title MatchChristian Carter walks out to the boos of the crowd. Alexis Darling comes out with him, gives him a full body massage (at least that’s what it looks like from the crowd’s perspective) and a sultry kiss then leaves through the curtain. Carter makes his way to the ring and climbs in like he owns the place.
The crowd boos even louder when the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion arrives. Stan Fulton carries the OOWF title belt casually over one shoulder and his axe handle resting on the other. He notices the small contingent of Saints of Sinners fans and he points them out with the axe handle and they cheer all the louder, unheard though over the boos from the rest of the crowd. All this very un-Japanese-like. Usually so reserved.
Anywho, Fulton climbs in the ring, places Bloody Mary on the apron and hands the referee his belt. The call for the bell gets this one going.Fulton and Carter walk to the middle of the ring nonchalantly. Carter sticks out his hand and says something about “once a Saint, always a Saint” or some such. Fulton cocks an eyebrow in disdain and replies with something. The few words heard over the crowd sound like “in a pig’s eye” or similar. Fulton slaps the hand away and smashes an elbow into Carter’s nose, bloodying him immediately.
Carter goes ape-shit and this one’s on like Junior Rodeo. (Oh, not Junior Rodeo...)
The two trade punches until Carter gets the advantage by kicking Fulton in his knees. Fulton drops to the mat and Carter comes off the second turnbuckle with an elbow to Fulton’s larynx.
Fulton rolls to the ropes to get some air and Carter climbs outside the ring and walks around to where Fulton lays. Carter starts punching Fulton in the face until Fulton starts to bleed. Carter rolls into the ring to break the ten-count and rolls right back out. Carter starts tossing Fulton around ringside, into barriers and chairs and almost into the crowd. Finally Carter throws Fulton into the steel steps and then gloats to the crowd. Carter starts jawing with a couple of fans at ringside while the referee checks on Fulton.
Seeing that Fulton can continue, he goes over to Carter and tries to get him back in the ring. Carter almost pushes the ref out of the way, realizes that he doesn't want to get tossed and politely asks the ref to go first up the steps.
Carter waits until the ref's back is turned and then goes back towards where Fulton lies on the floor. But as Carter comes near to inflict more punishment, Fulton has reached under the ring and Carter catches the butt-end of a
jukdo (kendo stick) to the groin. Fulton smacks Carter in the head with the kendo stick one more time before tossing it aside before the ref sees what he was doing.
Carter has collapsed onto the apron and somehow he rolls himself into the ring. Fulton slowly stands up as the referee is now about midway through a ten-count. Fulton is bleeding badly from the forehead and blood is seeping into his eyes. He wipes away the blood and walks up the steps to the ring.
Fulton gets through the ropes as the ref gets to nine and then signals that the match continues. Carter is rolling around on the mat clutching his wedding tackle until Fulton stomps on them. A high-pitched shriek reverberates throughout the arena. Now Fulton starts dropping knees onto Carter’s head and back. It isn’t long until Carter is busted open on his forehead. We’re eight minutes into this match and a wrestling move hasn’t been seen.
Fulton climbs up to the second turnbuckle and wipes the blood off his face and flicks it at Carter, who’s still prone on the mat. Fulton poses for the crowd and then leaps off the turnbuckle... STUMP SHOT! Headbutt right to the groin. Carter doesn’t yell this time, but it might be because he’s passed out.
Fulton covers... ONE! TWO! THREE!
Your winner in 9:51... and still OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, THE CRUSHER STAN FULTON!Fulton rolls off Carter and tries to catch his breath. That’s interrupted by Alexis Darling who starts to stomp on Fulton’s head. More blood starts to pool under Fulton’s head until Moosehead Jack and Chloe are sprinting down the aisle. Alexis sees them coming, decides the odds aren’t in her favor and collects Carter and leaves the ring with him.
Fulton is helped to his feet by Moose and Chloe. They help him leave the ring, Chloe collecting the title belt and Moose collecting the axe handle on the way.RORY ALBRIGHT vs. JOSE REYNA vs. LD WILLIAMS vs. ALEXIS DARLING – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchPumped Up Kicks by Foster the People brings Jose Reyna to the ring to a smattering of boos, mostly because of his unusual appearance. He acts aloof, as if he is more important than the crowd. He seems more interested in talking to the mask he's carrying than interacting with the crowd. He steps onto the apron, takes a drink of whatever's in the goblet in his other hand, and spews it into the air ala HHH. He wipes it off his lips and smiles insanely at the camera before stepping between the ropes....
When Jeckyl and Hyde fires up bringing out LD Williams. Though he's a member of the Saints of Sinners, the Tokyo crowd mostly cheers the OOWF Original because of his ability. LD smirks and shakes his head as he enters the ring. He looks at his opponent and just shakes his head...
As Radioactive replaces LD Williams' music and out comes the sinister Alexis Darling. She pauses at the top of the ramp to absorb the boos of the crowd before sprinting down the ramp and sliding under the ropes and climbing the turnbuckle, raising her arms to the booing of the crowd...
Until 18 & Life fires up and here comes Carrie Weiss wearing the Onslaught Championship belt...and little else..and here comes champion Rory Albright, beer in hand. He takes a big drink at the top of the ramp, grabs Carrie by the wrist and essentially drags her down to ringside. He flings the half drunk beer into the crowd, storms into the ring, and essentially tells all his opponents and the referee where they can go. Alexis asks how Rory can handle them if he can't even handle his little friend at ringside. That gets Carrie upset and on the apron. Alexis goes nose to nose with Carrie until Alexis grabs the Onslaught belt and slaps Carrie, knocking her off the apron. Rory grabs the belt and throws it at the referee and goes after Alexis and the match is on.
The referee has a hard time keeping this one under control given the tempers of those involved.
After about ten minutes Jose has Alexis tied up with a sleeper and she is fading when LD hits Rory with a Canadian Destroyer! Jose drops Alexis and runs over to catch LD with the Oh Em Gee! Jose goes to locking From Hells Heart when he finds himself kicked in the face by Alexis! Lexie picks up Jose to deliver the Bitch Killer when Carrie grabs a cup of beer from a fan at ringside and dumps it on Rory's head. Alexis hits the Bitch Killer but Carrie jumps up on the apron and protests to the referee. Instead of covering Jose Alexis grabs Carrie and drags her into the ring by her hair and pushes her into the corner. Alexis slaps Carrie, Carrie slaps her back HARD. Lexie turns around into a PCB from Rory! The referee shakes his head as Rory covers Alexis for the three count!
Winner in 12:13 – Rory Albright
Carrie slides out of the ring to get Rory a beer as the referee gives Rory the Championship belt back.
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