OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Joe, Montana
September 10, 2014
MURPHY’S LAW vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHEREBoth Murphy's Law and Banned From Everywhere are in the ring. Justin and Daniella start this match. It stays that way for a while, going back and forth with some of the best chain wrestling seen. Even for Justin's standards. The crowd cheers as they both try to do the same move, only to miss, and stare and look at each other.
Justin looks at Daniella, and asks to borrow $5. Daniella looks at him and ask him why he thinks she would carry money around while wrestling. With a confused look on her face, she barely see's Justin charging at her with a clothesline. She ducks, and when Justin comes back off the ropes, she hits a pretty drop kick to Justin's face.
The crowd claps as Daniella tags in DK, and they both pick up Justin and deliver a double suplex. DK makes the match's first pin attempt and only get a 1 as Justin easily kicks out. DK grabs Justin in a headlock as he lays on the mat, looking for a possible submission. Moments go by as Justin manages to get to his feet, gives DK a few elbows, and tosses him off the ropes.
The momentum carries DK back and connects with a suplex to Justin. Bill from Awesomeville is trying to get the crowd pumped to help Justin as DK tags Daniella back in. Daniella picks up Justin, and he somehow pushes her arms away, and connects with a right, as she staggers back. This gives Justin some time as he quickly makes the tag and falls to the floor, as Bill comes in and starts to clean house.
Bill clotheslines Daniella, and DK gets in, only to get a DDT from Bill. DK rolls out of the ring, and Bill goes to Daniella who is still hurting from the clothesline. Bill calls for Justin who's slowly getting up to the apron, and they tag in, as Justing grabs Daniella's arm and locks in an arm bar. He climbs up on the turnbuckle as he jumps and hits Daniella's arm that he still has locked. She goes down in pain.
Justin tags in Bill, who climbs to the top rope. He is going for the Freebird (Benoit headbutt). He connects. He goes for the pin, and it looks to be over, but DK breaks up the pin at 2.9999. Justin goes to grab DK who actually grabs him and they both go flying over the top rope.
Bill checks on them to see if Justin is ok. This gives Daniella plenty of time to recover, Bill turns, and goes for her, but she moves and trips bill, and locks in the STF. The crowd is in it as she has him in the middle of the ring, with no where to go. Bill doesn't look like he's ready to tap out, but Daniella wrenches back Bill's head, and you can tell Bill is feeling the effects. Justin and DK haven't moved, and it's just Bill and Daniella...Bill looks to roll her over, but he over rotates, and Daniella keeps him locked in the STF.
Bill looks as if he is starting to pass out, and has no choice but to tap out.
Winner: Murphy's Law via Submission
After the bell rings, Daniella releases, and Bill starts to breath heavily. DK slowly gets back into the ring, and so does Justin, checking on Bill. A few moments pass as all four superstars are in the ring, checking on Bill who is now sitting up. Just and DK help him up, as the crowd cheers this. All four shake hands, and head out of the ring.
JOEY REYNA vs. DANNY TAYLORReyna attacks Danny as he's coming through the ropes, knocking him down to the floor. Reyna hits a spinning neckbreaker on the floor, then rolls Taylor into the ring as the match officially starts.
Reyna hops up onto the apron and springboards in with a slingshot leg drop. He covers with his feet on the ropes for 2. Reyna whips Taylor into the corner and then rolls him up, holding the tights for another 2 count. He stands and looks for the Oh Em Gee, but Danny ducks and quickly pulls him into a DYNAMITE DROP! Danny covers..... 1, 2, 3.
Winner in 1:45 Danny Taylor
SPIDER MCNULTY vs. LD WILLIAMSSpider is announced first and slowly makes his way to the ring. He steps between the ropes and waits in the corner for LD Williams. Williams music plays and he walks out, heads straight to the ring and steps between the ropes. Williams walks right up to Spider and SLAPS him across the face. We hear LD say “don’t you DARE disrespect me son!” Course, after Spider recovers from the initial shock he tackles LD to the mat and starts throwing punches, the referee calls for the bell and we are underway!
LD fights to his feet and soon both men tumble between the ropes to the floor. Spider charges at LD, but LD side steps him and throws him into the stairs. LD grabs a chair and REPEATEDLY slams it down on Spider! The referee has no choice here at all.
WINNER by disqualification in 1:16 – Spider McNulty
The bell doesn’t even slow LD down though. He pulls Spider to his feet and hammers him with punches to the face, opening a cut on Spider’s head. McNulty staggers away and wipes the blood from his forehead, looks at his hand and gets a little grin on his face. As LD comes after him, Spider drops to his knees and hits a LOW BLOW on Williams!
LD doubles over in pain, Spider pulls him up, lifts him in the air and SLAMS him into the apron, APRON BOMB! LD falls to the floor and now Spider grabs the chair and brings it down across LD’s back. Spider reaches under the ring and grabs some plunder, he pulls a sledgehammer from under the ring, he raises it above his head to bring down on Williams, but Moosehead Jack is out! He grabs Spider from behind and spins him around and hammers him with punches to the face. Moose staggers backward, Spider lines up the kill shot, but now it is LD’s turn to hit the LOW BLOW! Spider doubles over in pain and Moose immediately begins hammering him with punches to the face.
LD grabs Spider and rolls him onto the Mozambique Announce Table, climbs up and hits a CANADIAN DESTROYER THROUGH THE TABLE! Moose laughs sadistically at this, then motions for LD to climb onto the apron. They set Spider up……dear GOD not this! They are going to SPIKE PILEDRIVE HIM ON THE CONCRETE! LD grabs Spider’s legs, but the crowd roars as the Wild Bunch races to the ring! They attack LD and Moose, but soon the rest of the Saints are out and we have us a WAR on our hands!
Everyone brawls around ringside, Tommy springs over the top rope and crashes into all of the Saints and takes them to the floor. Tuska charges at Stan, but Stan turns around before Tuska can hit him and PLANTS him on the floor with a POWERSLAM! Power grabs Moose from behind and slams him face first into the ring post, while Chloe has Miranda pinned against the guardrail while she is GNAWING at her face! There is blood, broken tables and plunder EVERYWHERE. OOWF Security comes out to break it all up, but the damage has already been done. Not a single thing was settled here.
TYTAN vs. ALEXIS DARLINGTytan is out first to mixed reaction from the crowd as they are still not sure how to take this returning wrestler. The mixed reaction turns to straight boos as Alexis Darling comes out accompanied by Christian Carter. Tytan scoffs at this asking the ref why Carter is even out there. Carter shows a temporary manager license, and while Tytan is busy jawing with him, Alexis chop blocks him from behind taking him down to one knee. Alexis follows up with several swift kicks keeping the big man rocked. The ref calls for the bell at this point officially starting the match.
Alexis goes to work on the leg hoping to keep the much larger opponent from being able to get any leverage. An attempt at a figure four backfires as Tytan uses his other leg to shove Alexis away. When she turns back, he explodes off the ground nearly folding her in half with a massive clothesline. Tytan covers, but Alexis kicks out at one. Tytan lifts and drops Alexis with a scoopslam, and then goes to
drop an elbow, but Alexis rolls away and he eats canvas. As Tytan tries to get to his feet, Alexis nails him with a shining wizard and covers, but Tytan kicks out at two.
For the next several minutes, Alexis continues to focus her attacks at Tytans left leg as he uses his size and strength advantage to keep her away. Carter gets on the ring apron distracting the ref, and Alexis hits a low blow staggering Tytan. She follows up with a DDT and covers, but Tytan kicks out at two with authority and appears to be Tytaning up. Alexis realizes that is dumb and puts a stop to it with a rake to the eyes. She then attempts to Irish whip Tytan to the ropes as Carter is reaching in for a trip. Unfortunately for the kings, Tytan reverses the whip attempt, and Carter ends up tripping up Alexis instead. As she scrambles back to her feet, Tytan grabs her and nails the Wrath of the Gods. Alexis is stunned, and three seconds later, this one is all over.
Your winner via pinfall in 12:17 Tytan
Carter slides in and it looks like he may be looking to pearl harbor Tytan, but the big man is ready, and Carter chooses to simply pull Alexis from the ring instead.
MATT FOLZ vs. CHRISTIAN CARTER vs. GHOSTHEADTBAL
SAINTS OF SINNERS, ECOSYSTEM & CHRIS EVANS vs. THE WILD BUNCHTwo referees and a phalanx of Security escort The Wild Bunch to the ring to the music of Sam Kinison. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwNW8lqe1tk) All four are upbeat and happy as they enter the ring and climb the turnbuckles. Even the usually stoic Tuska seems in a good mood as he and Power (still in her protective headgear) join hands for an embrace. They are joined by Tommy Wilder and Miranda Williams in the middle of the ring as they all raise their hands.
The good mood is silenced by Iron Maiden's The Trooper bringing out Chris Evans, led by GM Ecosystem who is trying to fire up the crowd to cheer for them instead of the Wild Bunch. The effort is not successful. But the boos ramp up to 11 when Lazer Cannon Deth Sentence brings out Moosehead Jack and Chloe wearing Barack and Michelle Obama rubber masks. They laugh at Power and Tuska and promise them free health care after they hurt them tonight. At the bottom of the ramp Chris Evans gets into an argument with Chloe and that brings in Moose to back her up and Eco tries to play peacemaker. Imagine. The whole thing is broken up when Wilder and Miranda hit the ropes and perform dual Suicide Dives into Evans and Eco, and Power and Tuska hop to the top ropes and launch missile dropkicks into Moose and Chloe. The referees already see their hopes of this match happening going down the tubes, but Tuska grabs Chloe by the hair and throws her into the ring. Tuska dominates Chloe and sets her up for the SILENCER but Chloe goes low and is able to hit Tuska in the fishing tackle and Tuska goes down. Moose throws Wilder into the ring and that distracts the referee so that he doesn't see another shot below the belt by Chloe followed by a Testicular Claw that has Tuska in pain and Chloe grinning. The referee turns to see the action and Chloe quickly shifts to a ground and pound attack on the Cruiserweight. Chloe tries to muscle Tuska up for a Corkscrew but Wilder dives for the save. But Moose follows up with a blow to the back and Chloe takes that cue to change partners. Moose pounds away on Wilder while Chloe takes over on Wilder while outside Eco and Power are exchanging blows and Evans and Miranda are going toe to toe. Evans tries to throw Miranda into the ring post but Miranda reverses and Evans eats post. Chloe throws Wilder into the corner and she charges in for a splash but Miranda grabs her partner and pulls him out of the ring and Chloe eats turnbuckle.
The violence continues for a good twenty minutes with neither team taking full control until Eco whiffs on hitting the ENF on Power and Power hits Eco with the SPEAR! Power picks him up and holds him for Tuska to ramp up for the SILENCER! Tuska clotheslines both Moose and Chloe over the top rope as Power covers Eco for the pin!
Winners in 25:25 – The Wild Bunch!
Evans runs in to begin kicking away at Power for ruining their good record but Evans finds himself pushed aside by the rest of the Saints coming out. Fulton begins kicking away at the headgear of Power, while LD begins punching away at Tuska. Moose and Stank pound away on Wilder and Miranda while Chloe rolls under the ring and comes out with a box of...handcuffs. Why not?
Wilder and Miranda are rolled into the ring and handcuffed to a turnbuckle and try to fight back but Stank and Moose keep them occupied with a couple of handcuffs to the forehead. LD shakes his head and pounds away at Tuska. Power tries to rally against Fulton, but Chloe stops that with a steel chair across the back. Chloe picks up Power for a corkscrew, but Power slowly begins to get up. Fulton lets her get up and then levels her with a Cross Cut. Chloe drags Power to the corner, takes the chair and places it over the protective headgear of Power! Fulton climbs the ropes and launches a Crusher on the chair! The headgear shatters in the middle of the ring. Power's injured face is fully exposed. Chloe dances around the ring as LD pushes Tuska at her and she kicks Tuska again in the family jewels, then picks him up for a corkscrew and LD grabs Power for a Canadian Destroyer! Stank and Moose stack Wilder and Miranda in the corner and here comes Crusher with a Corner Splash that moves the ring six inches. All four members of the Wild Bunch are bloodied and broken in the ring. Chloe picks up the remnants of the shattered mask and taunts her sister with it. Chloe locks in a front facelock...DDT! Blood is pouring from Power's nose and mouth and security finally floods ringside and EMT's are out to assess the damage. The Saints all walk to the top of the ramp except Chloe, who skips around insanely. They all join hands and the crowd boos them mercilessly.
STAN FULTON vs. ALEXANDER DARLING – Non-Title MatchAlexander Darling and Eric O'Mac step onto the stage, and the crowd rains down boos. Both men smirk at the reaction, then make a big show of shaking hands before strolling to the ring. Alex climbs into the ring and runs the ropes, while Eric takes a seat at the timekeeper's table. The OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, 'The Crusher' Stan Fulton, receives a slightly warmer response, as the OOWF crowd prefers its own devil to one owned by Vince McMahon. Fulton climbs into the ring and stands toe-to-toe with Alex, raising his championship and waving it in the other man's face. Alex says something inaudible, but the champion clearly hears it, as he drops the belt and knocks Alex head-over heels. Referee Davis Hightower calls for the bell, and we're underway.
Alex rolls to his feet and explodes off the mat, slamming into Fulton with a forearm. He follows up with several more, knocking the big man into the ropes. He buries a knee in Fulton's stomach and drives an elbow into the back of his head. Alex springs off the second rope and plants a knee in Fulton's neck, driving his head into the mat. Alex stomps away at the champion. Fulton pulls himself to his knees and Alex goes to the ropes, slamming into him with a dropkick. Fulton lands with his head under the ropes, and Alex grabs his legs and falls back, clotheslining him on the bottom strand. Alex pulls the champion away from the ropes and covers, but Fulton powers out at one.
Fulton pulls himself up with the ropes, and Alex plants a high knee in his back. Alex grabs Fulton's arm for an Irish whip, but Fulton reverses and sends him to the ropes. Fulton ducks his head, and Alex tries to take advantage by hitting a facebreaker, but Stan grabs him around the waist, hauls him up, and drives him to the mat. Fulton drops a big elbow into Alex's chest, follows it with a second, then grabs his legs and hits the Stump Shot. As Alex rolls across the mat, Fulton goes to the ropes and squashes him with a splash. He foregoes the cover and drags Alex to his feet, shoving him into the corner. Fulton works Alex over with punches until Hightower steps in. Fulton breaks at four and steps back. He moves back in, and Alex catches him with an eyerake. Fulton staggers back, but pivots and nails Alex with a spinning backfist before he can get out of the corner. Fulton clears his vision and picks Alex up, ignoring several forearms to the head and slamming Alex into the turnbuckles before turning and driving him to the mat with a spinebuster. Fulton hooks the leg, but Alex rolls a shoulder at two,
Fulton gets to his knees and sits Alex up, only to flatten him again with a clothesline. He sits him up a second time and blasts him with a headbut, then leans on him to get to his feet. Fulton steps over Alex's shoulders and grabs his legs, locking him in a stump puller. Alex struggles, clearly in pain, but refuses to submit. Fulton cinches the hold in tighter and Alex grimaces, but manages to calm himself and starts rhythmically driving his elbow into the side of Fulton's knee. Fulton pulls harder, but Alex keeps hammering, and Fulton finally stumbles and is forced to break the hold. Fulton turns and goes for the ropes, but is hobbled by the damage to his knee. He turns back and grabs Alex as he gets to his feet. Fulton sends Alex to the ropes, but Alex ducks a clothesline and comes back with a flying forearm. He lands hard, however, and rolls out to the floor, stretching his back after the stump puller.
Fulton gets to his feet and massages his knee, waiting for Alex to get back into the ring. Eric joins Alex on the floor and offers some advice. Alex waits until Hightower's count reaches nine, then slides into the ring, only to slide right back out. The crowd boos this mercilessly, and Fulton just glares at Alex and shakes his head. Alex waits out another nine count before finally climbing back into the ring. Fulton charges, and Alex tries to low bridge him, but Fulton anticipates it and drops to his knees on Alex's sternum. Fulton pulls Alex up, but gets blasted by an uppercut. Alex spins around Fulton and drives a knee into his back, then pops him with a superkick as he turns around. Fulton staggers, and Alex goes to the ropes and hits a baseball slide dropkick to the injured knee, sending the champion to the mat. Alex drags Fulton onto his stomach, grabs his arms, and nails a curbstomp. He stomps on the knee,then ties Fulton into the Darling Money Clip. Fulton struggles, trying to drag himself to the ropes.He pulls Alex off-balance, and when Alex shifts to cinch it back in, Fulton kicks him off.
Alex keeps his feet under him, and turns to drive a knee into Fulton's spine before he can get up. Alex presses his attack with kicks and stomps, but Fulton gets up despite the onslaught. He drives his shoulder into Alex's midsection and knocks him away, then lurches to his feet and claps his hands over Alex's ears. Alex staggers, and Fulton plants him with a belly-to-belly suplex. He covers, but Alex rolls a shoulder at two. Fulton gets up and lumbers to the ropes, looking for the Dropline, but pulls up short as Eric climbs onto the apron. Hightower sees it too, and goes over to cut him off. Fulton immediately turns the opposite direction, expecting an ambush. He catches Seth Rollins on the apron and grabs him by the throat, but Alex chop blocks him before he can attack. Rollins joins Alex in the ring, and they stomp the champion into the mat. Eric shoves Hightower out of the way and steps into the ring, and Hightower calls for the bell.
WINNER, by disqualification, the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, Stan Fulton.
After the match: Eric directs traffic as Alex and Rollins continue their assault. Kane comes over the railing and scales the ropes, and Alex and Rollins drag Fulton to his feet so Kane can level him with a clothesline. They start to haul him up again, but Moosehead Jack and Chloe explode out of the back, weapons in hand, with the Murphys and Danny Taylor not far behind. Alex and co. choose discretion and hop the railing - but run right into Stank, L.D. Williams and Matt Folz! Security is joined by the local Joe police, and manage to get them separated before things get any further out of control.
RORY ALBRIGHT vs. FIREWOMAN – Non-Title Match“Terror” plays and Firewoman makes her way to the ring to a decidedly mixed reaction. Seems some people still don’t trust Fire. Fire waves to those cheering her, but has a strange look on her face for those who are not. She steps between the ropes and waits in the corner.
“18 and Life” plays and Rory Albright, the Sun King, steps out from behind the curtain. Following behind him wearing the onslaught championship, and little else, is Carrie Weiss. Albright slowly makes his way to the ring and circles, keeping an eye on Fire the whole time. Finally Rory climbs onto the apron and steps between the ropes. He laughs as Weiss walks around the ring and slowly strips off the Onslaught championship, much to the delight of the men in the crowd. Carrie laughs and hits the mat and rolls out of the ring to the floor. The referee calls for the bell and the match is underway.
Fire moves out of the ring and she and Albright lock up, Rory shoves her away and dismisses her. Fire seethes for a moment, then regains her composure. They lock up again and Rory tries to shove her away again, but Fire grabs his arm and takes him to the mat, then immediately locks in a FUJIWARA ARM BAR! Rory howls in pain and quickly gets his feet on the bottom rope forcing the break. Since this match is Onslaught rules, that counts against him.
Rory Albright has used his first rope breakAlbright slides under the bottom rope and Fire comes out after him. Rory slips right back into the ring and Fire follows, but Albright catches her with a kick to the back of the head, then drops an elbow across the back of her neck. Albright pulls Fire to her feet and whips her to the corner, but Fire scales the corner and lands a SPINING SENTON! She crashes down onto Albright, but can’t go for a pin because Rory spins to his feet quickly.
Rory tries a clothesline, but Fire ducks it and grabs him from behind for a GERMAN SUPLEX, but Rory blocks the move and lands a hard elbow to the side of Fire’s head. Fire is momentarily stunned and Albright hits the ropes and lands the KOUF OUT! Fire falls to the mat dazed and Albright covers, but Fire gets her foot on the bottom rope to break the pin.
Firewoman has used her first rope breakAlbright pulls Fire to her feet and shoves her into the corner and charges in with a big clothesline, hen grabs a side head lock and tries a BULLDOG, but Fire shoves Rory off and he lands right on his rear end. As Albright howls in pain, Fire bounds off the ropes and BLASTS him with a SHINING WIZARD to the face! Albright hits the mat and Fire falls on him, one, two, thre….NO! Rory rolls his shoulder before the three count!
Fire eyes Albright and races to the corner and scales the ropes for the BEST FIRESAULT EVER, but Rory catches her and drops her shoulder first across his knee! Fire grabs her shoulder and howls in pain, Rory pulls her to a sitting position and drops repeated elbows down on top of her shoulder and collar bone, then slams her back to the mat and drops several knees onto her shoulder. After the flurry of activity, Rory sits back for a moment, keeping Fire’s shoulder pinned to the mat and just grins.
Rory pulls Fire to her feet and hammerlocks her arm, then scoops her up and PLANTS her on the mat with a slam, Fire lands right on her arm and howls in pain. Rory pulls Fire up again and lifts her in a FLYING CHICKENWING! Fire snarls in pain when the referee asks her if she wants to quit. Rory keeps Fire up there for a long time, but finally wanders a little too close to the ropes and Fire kicks off the top rope sending them both to the mat. Fire rolls out of the ring to the floor and grabs her shoulder. Albright slides out of the ring and grabs Fire and pulls her up, then grabs her arm through the turnbuckle! Rory pulls on Fire yanking her shoulder first toward the steel, but Fire gets her foot up, stopping her, then pulls Rory, who SLAMS face first into the steel! The referee sees that, and does not approve.
Firewoman uses her first referee warningFire rolls Albright into the ring and covers, but Rory kicks out at two. Fire quickly gets to her feet and waits for Rory to stand, then POPS him in the mouth with a SUPERKICK that sends Albright back into the corner. Fire charges in and catches him with a high knee to the face, then as he staggers out, she kicks him in the gut and PLANTS him with a DDT! Fire is feeling it now! Fire grabs Rory and calls for the CRUCIFIX DRIVER, but Albright shoves Fire into the corner stopping the move.
Fire reverses spots in the corner and catches Albright with a kick to the side of the head, then lifts him onto the top rope. Fire scales the ropes and goes for the FLAMETHROWER, but Rory holds on and DRIVES Fire down with a POWERBOMB! Albright climbs to the top rope and leaps and drops the APOLLO! Rory covers, but Fire kicks out at two!
Rory pulls Fire to her feet, kicks her in the gut, grabs a front face lock for a suplex, then hooks the opposite leg, lifts her into the air and hits a SPINNING FISHERMAN BRAINBUSTER! Rory floats over and covers, one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 11:44 – Rory Albright
MAI MUYO vs. STANK – OOWF Intercontinental Title Lumberjack Match"Laser Canon Death Sentence" by Dethlok blasts through the speakers and out comes the Saints of Sinners led by Stank. Mr. Mann slides in under the bottom rope while the OOWF World Champion, Moosehead Jack, Chloe, and LD Williams walk around the left side of the ring all looking a bit beat up from their matches earlier. Stank leans nonchalantly in the far corner awaiting his opponent. The opening guitar riff of "The Kids Aren't Alright" by The Offspring (cause I don't know their actual stable theme song) heralds the arrival of the Wild Bunch led by the OOWF Intercontinental Champion, Mai Muyo. The OOWF Tag Team Champions and Crash and Burn make their way around the opposite side of the ring from the Saints of Sinners. Miranda eyes her dad who isn't even looking in her direction, as Mai Muyo hops over the top rope, unclasps her IC Belt, and holds it up above her head as the crowd cheers wildly chanting "Mai Time! Mai Time! Mai Time!"
Stank continues to lounge in the far corner nonplussed, as Mai hands the belt to the ref. Tommy Wilder, Miranda, Strength in Silence pace and fidget in anticipation of things getting out of control with the Saints. The ref holds the belt up high above his head then calls for the bell and we are UNDERWAY!
Stank walks out from the corner to meet Mai in the center of the ring. Words are exchanged as he looks down at her. Moose is edging around the ring, looking to sneak up on Tommy Wilder, but the ref spots him and goes to address the situation. Stank takes advantage of the distraction by SUDDENLY grabbing Mai, lifting her up over his head and tossing her out over the top rope to the Saints side of the ring! The Saints look to pounce on their prey, but Mai with great speed, hops to her feet and scrambles back into the ring where Stank is waiting, dropping an elbow on the back of her head! Stank turns her over and covers, but only gets a one count before Mai drapes her leg over the bottom rope.
Stank pulls Muyo to her feet and whips her HARD into the far corner he follows with an AVALANCHE and as Mai stumbles out, he drops her to the mat with a BOOT TO THE FACE! Stank covers... one... TWO... NO! Mai manages to lift a shoulder! Stank pulls Mai to her feet again and whips her toward the ropes, but Mai holds fast. So Stank CHARGES at her, but she LOWBRIDGES him and the big man goes FLYING over the top rope, to the floor below, right at the feet of The Wild Bunch!
Stank scrambles to his feet and stares down each member of the WB practically BEGGING them to make a move, not realizing that Mai has run the ropes and come back with a SPRINGBOARD TORNADO DDT on Stank outside the ring! The crowd goes wild as Miranda and Tuska help Mai to her feet while Tommy and Power roll Stank back into the ring. The Saints threaten to come over and start a brawl, but the ref is able to put a stop to that with a warning that he will disqualify their stablemate if they don't behave. Meanwhile Mai has climbed to the top corner turnbuckle and leaps at Stank as he groggily rises to his feet! She NAILS the big man with a FOREARM SMASH and covers! Stank kicks out at TWO!!
Mai doesn't let up on offense as Stank pushes himself up to his knees, she nails him with several Daniel Bryanesque kicks to the side of his arm and holds for a final roundhouse kick to his head, but Stank catches her mid-spin and with a surge of strength, he stands while lifting her high up in the air and drops her down with one powerbomb, two, STANKBOMB!! I guess you CAN powerbomb Mai Muyo. The Saints all applaud as Stank goes for a cover and they count along with the ref ONE! NO! Stank pulls Mai up stopping the count short! What a dick move.
Stank holds Mai's head up as he grins with evil intent at the Wild Bunch. He pulls her all the way to her feet, without letting go of her hair and HEADBUTTS her on her nose in a burst of blood! The crowd boos the shit out of this as The Saints all laugh! Stank releases Mai and she falls to the mat in a state of semi consciousness. Stank then strolls over by the Wild Bunch lumberjacks and starts to taunt them. They all glare up at Stank inside the ring as he laughs at them. Finally Power has had enough and she takes a step toward Stank, daring him to come out and pick a fight. Stank furrows his brow at Edra Neal, points at her then points to himself saying "You think I won't come out there? You think I'm scared?" Stank starts to step through the ropes and the crowd buzzes in anticipation of this match breaking down into an all out brawl, but Stank simply steps back inside the ring and ignores the Wild Bunch, waving them away in dismissal.
Stank laughs and strolls back over to a Mai Muyo who struggles to remain conscious. Stank reaches down to pull her to her feet, but she executes a damn near perfect INSIDE CRADLE for TWO! Stank JUST manages to kick out before the three count! Stank scrambles back to his feet and CHARGES at Mai, but she takes him down with a DROP TOE HOLD and hops over to try and cinch in what looks like a "YES LOCK" attempt, but Stank is too strong! He lifts Mai up and once again dumps her over the ropes to the lumberjack Saints feet, who all pounce on her this time, and begin the four on one BEATDOWN! The Wild Bunch RACE around the ring in response and jump into the fray! Now the brawl has begun in earnest!
Stank holds his ground inside the ring at first while the fighting continues outside, but he spies Mai Muyo crawling around on the floor by the announce table and slides out after her. He drags her to her feet and SLAMS her face first on the announce table drawing fresh blood from her already busted nose! Stank doesn't notice that Shane Tuska has climbed to the top turnbuckle. Just as Stank turns around Tuska DIVES towards him, but Moose pushes Stank out of the way and NAILS Tuska out of the air with a HEARTPUNCH!!!
Stank turns around and laughs at Tuska folded up on the floor in the fetal position, but gets bowled over as Power whips Stan Fulton into him, sending both big men to the floor! LD dislodges himself from Tommy Wilder, spins Power around, and hits the CANADIAN DESTROYER!! Miranda SUPERKICKS Chloe nearly out of her boots right into a SPEAR from Tommy Wilder! Moose races over and drops Tommy Wilder with a BUSAIKU KNEE just as the wild one rises to his feet! Miranda Launches herself at Moose before he can regain his footing, but LD pulls her off then raises his fists in a defensive stance as Miranda scowls at him!
Meanwhile Stank and Stan have recovered and gotten to their feet. Stank goes after Mai as Stan hits a DROPLINE on a fallen Shane Tuska! Moose and Tommy begin to brawl as the Neal twins stir and try to pull themselves to their feet. Stank rolls Mai into the ring who looks completely out of it. LD turns his back on Miranda to go after a slowly recovering Power, but Miranda shockingly takes the opportunity to drop LD to the mat with a RUNNING BULLDOG! The crowd pops huge for that, but Miranda is unable to follow up because Chloe is on her before she can regain her balance!
Stank meanwhile has Mai in trouble inside the ring as he mounts and pummels the champ with hammer fists and elbows! The fighting continues outside the ring which divides the refs attention between the match going on inside the ring and the brawl outside of it. Stank grins wickedly as he stands to his feet, stoops down, and wraps his hand around Mai's throat! It looks like he was going to lift her up into a chokeslam, but we never get to see it as Mai, in a surge of energy, traps Stank in the TRINITARIAN!!
Stank falls to his knees as he struggles to pull himself free, but Mai has him cinched in good! The crowd is going crazy, screaming for Stank to TAP, but the big man still has some fight left in him! He braces himself and lifts Mai up, dropping her HARD on her back which briefly causes her to let go, BUT she recovers quickly and reapplies triangle choke, causing Stank to fall to his knees once again!
Stank struggles mightily in the hold and begins the long process of pulling Mai and himself toward the ropes in an effort to force a break. The brawl outside the ring meanwhile picks up in intensity! Several members between both groups find their way up onto the ring apron, which distracts the referee, JUST as Stank finally reaches the ropes! Stank howls in anger as he grabs the bottom rope with his free hand, but still finds himself wrapped in the hold with the ref distracted by the brawling between The Saints and The Wild Bunch.
Things have clearly gotten out of hand as Stank is slowly starting to lose consciousness, the brawl continues outside of the ring, and the crowd chants "MAI TIME! MAI TIME! MAI TIME!" Stank, in one last ditch effort, props himself back up on his knees then to his feet. He lifts Mai up into the air with everything he has left and DROPS her with a modified POWERBOMB near the center of the ring, but Mai REFUSES to let go! The Powerbomb brings the refs attention back to the match as he turns around and sees that Stank is trapped!
He lifts Stank's free arm ONCE and it falls limply to the mat... TWICE!.... and there's the THIRD!!
Your Winner in 25:23 by submission and STILL OOWF Intercontinental Champion - MAI MUYO!!
Everyone amongst the Wild Bunch and The Saints of Sinners appears to be in a combination of bloody, bruised, knocked out, or in extreme exhaustion, as Skillet's "Hero" plays and the crowd goes wild! Mai Muyo lays exhausted on her back with blood running out of her nose, painting her mouth and sides of her face red. The ref hands her the Intercontinental Championship Belt and lifts her arm in victory. Stan Fulton and Moose reach into the ring and pull Stank out as he slowly stirs to consciousness. The Wild Bunch groggily slide and roll inside the ring by Mai's side. Chloe and LD rise to their feet and join the rest of the Saints who make their way to the back as the crowd cheers the faces displaying something of a painful and muted celebration inside the ring.
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