OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Bonesteel, South Dakota
September 24, 2014
CRASH & BURN vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHEREBanned from Everywhere head out to the ring as Insane in the Brain blares over the loud speakers – random people in the crowd are holding out $5 bills, so Justin is doing real well, even before the match starts! They pose to the fans, Awesome Bill takes a looong drink of PCPL, and they step out of the ring so their opponents get their intro –
I'm Too Young to Die fires up the crown as Crash and Burn sprints to the ring, circle the ring in opposite direction before hoping over the top rope into the ring – the leap to the corners, salute the fans and backflip to center ring, Where Tommy drops to one knee a' la Shawn Michaels, with guns to the head and Miranda Williams shoots flames into the air!
Both team meet in the center to shake hands – and we have Miranda Williams and Justin Sane to start out. Lock up, standing switch by Miranda, but before she can lift Justin, he reverses! Miranda reverses, Justin reverses! Miranda reverses again, shove Justin to the ropes, but Justin stumbles pitches forward and somehow turns it in the a front flip back elbow off the ropes! He realizes that Miranda is down and covers, but only gets a one count.
Justin gets up and drops an elbow, then a second – but he whiffs on the third, and Williams gets to her feet and arm-drags him across the ring to get some space. Justin gets to his feet just in time to eat a clothesline from Williams – she picks him up, tags in Wilder – they whips Justin into a neutral corner – Wilder with Caffeine Rush, followed by a bulldog out of the corner by Williams – as she gets out of the ring, Wilder completes the Caffeine Overload with a baseball slide dropkick – Cover – Justin kicks out immediately! Tag to Bill! Bill surprises Tommy by running out of the corner like a shot, drilling the Extreme One with the Mason Dixon Line! He stays on Wilder, keeping the pressure up. Clubbing blows, slams, and leg drops – He whips Wilder to the ropes, and Wilder leaps to the top strand, and performs a corkscrew moonsault flattening ThE Man from Awesomeville! Wilder can't follow up, and both wrestlers crawl to their corners.
The next couple of minutes show both teams doing what they do best, and neither getting the clear advantage. BFE and Crash and Burn are familiar with each other's style, and avoiding the best attacks from the other team. Soon all four wrestlers are going at it, it looks like the ref isn't 100% sure who is legal, so he decides to let it go.
In the middle of the melee, both Wilder and Bill are down, and Justin grabs Miranda for the High Risk Headlock and runs at the corner – Miranda puts on the breaks, shooting Justin into the corner – but instead of slamming into the corner, he hops onto the second turnbuckle, cups his hands to his mouth and yells – DOOOOOOUGHA…. AAAAAAH!
Miranda was NOT going to see what happened next, and she German suplexes Justing off the second rope, and transfers into Miranda Rights submission! Bill see his partner in trouble and climbs up to the top – is he going for Freebird? Before we can find out, Wilder is up with a crazy grin on his face – guns to the head, this is NOT a good sign! He hops to the top turnbuckle on the adjoining corner, runs the top rope – And takes himself and Bill to the floor with a running STO off the top!!!
Miranda has the submission LOCKED in and Justin taps almost immediately –
Winners at 25:00 – Crash and Burn!
Post-match, all four wrestler recover and shake hands – Bill offers mason jar, that Miranda politely turns down, Wilder offers the Limited Edition 16 ounce Red Bull to Justin, who reaches for it – and is stopped by Bill and Ellie before he can partake!
The four are playing to the crowd when, from behind, four men jump the guardrail and slide into the ring with chairs. They throw the hoods of their hoodies back and we see KOFI KINGSTON, HEATH SLATER, JUSTIN GABRIEL and XAVIER WOODS! Eric O’Mac slowly walks to ringside and watches as the WWE quartet DESTROYS Miranda, Tommy, Justin and Bill, leaving them lying face down, bloody and beaten. The WWE wrestlers stand over them and raise their arms in victory. They quickly retreat when Strength in Silence sprints to the ring along with Spider and the Murphys and chases them off.
Power helps Tommy Wilder to his feet, Wilder staggers a bit and grabs his head, then calls for the mic:
NOT COOL BROS! You wanna jump us from behind then run away? That is the kind of crap the Saints would pull…….but at least with Jackie and his insane bunch of thugs, I know if I call them out, they will face us in the middle of the ring. So I am issuing the challenge……whoever the hell that was……get Vince to give you your balls long enough to show up in Asheville, North Carolina and face the four of us at Hell on Earth 10!”<a clearly agitated Wilder slams the mic down and checks on Miranda, Bill and Justin. Everyone gets up and staggers to the back, but the shots have been fired.>
DANNY TAYLOR & MURPHY’S LAW vs. ECOSYSTEM, CHRIS EVANS & ALEXIS DARLINGDrink & Destroy is out first, with the Murphys slapping hands down the ramp and pumping up the crowd. Danny Taylor is…focused, and Vic is sort of looking around him, eyeing the crowd security suspiciously as Danny enters the ring. Alexis Darling enters first for the heels, and she does not look happy to be there as she hangs outside the ring by the guardrail. The lights go down, a spotlight hits the stage, and the instrumental of “New Slaves” comes up on the PA system as Ecosystem comes out with a microphone to TREMENDOUS BOOS.
Eco: If you will afford me a minute…
Eco is drowned out really quickly by boos. He tries to raise the microphone again, but the fans start chanting “ECO SUCKS! ECO SUCKS! ECO SUCKS!”
Eco: I understand that the choices I made may be troub—(“ECO SUCKS!! ECO SUCKS!”)—may be troubling to some of you. And I know that you love Danny Taylor. (“DAN-NY TAY-LOR! *clap clap clapclapclap*) Me too! Let’s go Danny! But we always hurt the ones we love, don’t we? I may have done it physically, but you do it mentally. You people are just like Vic, forcing Danny in a role he was never born to play. Forcing a six foot seven mixed martial arts monster to play Care Bear.
You all think I’m the puppeteer, but I cut strings. I break chains. And allow me now to introduce to you a man free of the chains, free of the bonds of your cheers, a man free to be great…ladies and gentlemen, I give to you, the Conqueror, the Master of his Domain…THE LIONHEART CHRISTOPHER EVANS!
An even more elaborate firework display than usual shoots off as Chris Evans comes out in full sparkly robe, sauntering down to the ring. The Murphys decide they’ve had enough of this shit already, and both roll outside the ring, immediately tackling Evans and Eco down and stomping away on them. Alexis Darling seems to be…in no particular mood to help. Eventually, Ecosystem gets rolled into the ring and DK Murphy is putting a hurting on the Mad Millionaire. DK has Eco in the corner and is stomping a mudhole – until the referee forces a break as Eco pulls himself through the ropes. As DK steps away, Eco grabs his leg and pulls it through the side, crotching DK on the middle rope. Eco immediately begins kicking DK in the chest, throwing DK off the ropes rather than allowing a clean break, and now Eco is in control.
At one point, Eco looks to be going to the top rope after a particularly well-placed kick takes DK down…but then he walks over and locks in a CHINLOCK! What a fucking heel. However, the Murphy lad forces his way up, and JAWJACKS Eco! DK gets to his corner, points to Daniella and the crowd cheers..,he then points to Danny and the crowd EXPLODES, so Danny gets the tag! Eco stumbles up, looks at Danny – and he spins around to tag Evans as the crowd boos. Evans gets in the ring and trades shots with Danny – Danny is a big guy and uses his power, crowd cheering his every toss and shot until he hooks Evans up for the delayed Vertical Suplex, and Evans drops down, off the ropes as Danny turns around, CYCLONE OF CHAOS! Chris Evans doesn’t even go for the cover, stomping away at Danny, until hooking him up…can he get Danny up for the powerbomb…yes he can! And wait up again…Chris is struggling…a second Powerbomb into an STF! CHAIN OF OLYMPUS! Danny is silently wailing as Eco screams for him to tap out.
But Danny has FACE STRENGTH, and forces his way toward the ropes…Evans tries to cinch him back, but Danny gets up ON ONE LEG and FLINGS Evans off to the ground! Danny gets the tag to Daniella, who is a HOUSE O’FIRE! BOOM, Evans down, BOOM, Evans down! Evans tries to trap Daniella in the Ode to Jericho, but she flings him right off on his ass with an armdrag. After a flurry of offense, Evans manages to duck a running lariat with a drop toehold, and runs to get the tag to a very fresh Lexie…who turns around and declines. Eco yells at her, but she just ignores him. Eco frustrated, tags in – but Lexie pops into the ring after him and SUPERKICKS HIM! Eco stumbles backward into Daniella – MURPHY-DT! Evans doesn’t get there in time: 1-2-3!
Winners by pinfall in 7:22…Danny Taylor and Murphy’s Law!
Alexis is just walking up the ring, giving Vic a thumbs-up. The Murphys get up to celebrate, Daniella kicking Eco out of the ring to cheers. Vic and Danny are watching Alexis carefully. Ecosystem gets up outside the ring as Evans tries to help him up – and he pops over to the side and grabs a microphone.
Eco: Alexis Darling…you want to refuse to wrestle? Well, Lexie, you just got fined for failure to perform! And…and, that’s a double fine, for striking an official!
Evans: (off-mic) Didn’t she only hit you?
Eco: THIS IS MY COMPANY AND IF I SAY I’M AN OFFICIAL, THEN I’M A DAMN OFFICIAL! (Boos) SHUT UP! (“ECO SUCKS! ECO SUCKS! ECO SUCKS!”)
Eco pops over the guardrail and security sees him and Evans out as the Murphys raise Danny’s arms to cheers.
STRENGTH IN SILENCE & SPIDER MCNULTY vs. SAINTS OF SINNERSLaser Cannon Death Sentence brings out Moosehead Jack, LD Williams, and Chloe to the stage. They raise their hands high to the boos of the crowd before marching...or in Chloe's case, skipping...down to the ring. Moose and LD climb into the ring, mount opposing turnbuckles and raise their arms to more boos as Chloe skips around the ring picking fights with the ringsiders and blowing kisses to the Saints of Sinners section.
The lights all go out and music begins to play...
A spotlight focuses on two robed figures followed by Spider McNulty. As they reach the bottom of the ramp they pull back the hoods and reveal themselves as Power and Tuska. The taunting begins between the masked Power and her sister and Moose and Spider.
Suddenly the lights come back up and we see Sunny at the top of the ramp.
“If I could just have your attention for a moment please. I just had the opportunity to leave our delightful General Managers office after having had a conversation with a couple of the members of the board of directors. And it seems we've added a couple of things to tonight's match. First of all, seeing as how my client and her...partner...haven't defended their title with any regularity, I have agreed with the board to make tonight's street fight a World Tag Team Title defense.”The crowd begins booing as Spider and Tuska hold Power back as she screams “You can't do that!” Sunny holds up a piece of paper.
“Oh, my dear Edra, I already did. This right here is the order of the board sanctioning this match. And the board also acceded to another request. Nothing against tonight's fine official Angelo Barros, but the board decided we needed a troubleshooting referee in this contest as well. May I introduce tonight's special referee, Ben Coleman.”And out from the back comes the SOS official official, Ben Coleman. This angers Power who is still being held back by Tuska and Spider. Coleman walks up to Power, points at his referee's shirt and puts his finger in her face telling her to mind her business tonight. Coleman then climbs into the ring and gets into an animated discussion with Barros. The Saints are amused at the discussion and don't notice the Strength in Silence entourage rolling into the ring. Spider slides in behind Coleman and pulls down his pants, revealing pink striped underwear. The Saints are furious but no time for anger as that just set off the explosion. Power takes off after her sister, Moose and Spider renew their fight, and LD and Tuska face off. Because it's a streetfight Barros just stays out of the way waiting to make the pinfall. Coleman, though, tries to take any weapon out of Power, Tuska, or Spider's hands. That brings Barros in to stop Coleman, and that causes another fight between the officials. Chloe gets Power tied up in the Tree of Woe, and reaches into the bucket o'plunder and pulls out a croquet mallet. She pulls off Power's protective mask and smashes it with the mallet, then rares back to drive Power's head into the second balcony, when Spider slams Moose into Chloe's back! Spider snatches the mallet from Chloe and steps on Moose's head when LD breaks away from Tuska long enough to break it up and Ben Coleman snatches the mallet and hands it to LD who throws it out of the ring.
The violence continues unabated for a good half hour when Moose finally catches Power in a full nelson. Chloe shakes off Spider and clocks him with HDB. She then turns and swings at her sister's unprotected face when Power drops down and Chloe hits Moose square in the face! Blood begins pouring from Moose's head. Chloe is shocked, but not as shocked as she is when she turns and runs into a TOTAL ELIMINATION from Power and Tuska! Power covers Chloe while Tuska and Spider run interference between Coleman and LD as Barros counts the three count!
Winners in 31:23 – Strength in Silence and Spider McNulty!
But here come Stank and Stan Fulton, and once again the Saints overpower Strength in Silence as Stank and LD once again play ping pong with Spider, and Fulton throws both Power and Tuska in the corner. Chloe and Moose whip Fulton into the corner and he crushes both of them. Chloe grabs Tuska's arm, and Moose drives HDB into the shoulder repeatedly, while Fulton hits Power with a dropline before throwing her into the ropes for a Backcut Slam! Power is holding her chest and ribs as Fulton throws Tuska into the ropes for a Backcut Slam of his own! Chloe laughs and skips as Moose hits Tuska with a Ranhei! Chloe follows up by locking Tuska in the London Dungeon, Moose hits Power with a Heart Punch which sends her down hard. Moose locks a near lifeless Power in the Ji-Endo, and LD has a bleeding Spider locked into a STF (a really good one) while Stank and Fulton are holding off security with a pair of baseball bats. Finally Chloe tugs really hard and we hear a big POP in the ring, and Tuska begins flailing. Chloe begins laughing but here comes Crash and Burn and Mai Muyo armed with baseball bats of their own, and the Saints opt to bail out rather than take on more opponents. Medics begin checking out Tuska's shoulder and Spider's neck, but they seem very concerned with Power, who isn't moving at all. They get the members of Strength in Silence to the back and off to be checked out by doctors.
GHOSTHEAD vs. CHRISTIAN CARTERGhosthead is out first to boos. Those boos increase as Carter comes out next accompanied by Alexis Darling. Carter gets right into Ghostheads face and exchanges some heated words. Ghosthead shows no emotion, but responds with a strong right hook that rocks Carter. The ref calls for the bell and this one is underway. No technical wrestling for this one, as both men are slugging it out. The ref tries to separate them to get it under control, but they are ignoring him. Ghosthead is able to clothesline Carter over the top rope and out of the ring. Alexis is helping him up when Ghosthead comes flying over with a massive plancha taking everyone down.
The ref starts counting, but neither Ghosthead nor Carter notice as they continue to slug away at each other. Alexis notices and jumps up on the apron distracting the ref and breaking the count. As this happens, Ghosthead gets sent over the barricade and into the crowd by Carter. Carter follows him and they start to get deep in the crowd forcing security to rush in for the fans protection. The ref sees
this and just throws the match out. Alexis rushes into the crowd to try and help Carter, and just barely dodges the black mist from Ghosthead causing a security guard to go down in pain. Eventually everyone is separated and sent to the back, with neither man ever getting the better of the other.
WINNER – No Match
MATT FOLZ vs. ALEXANDER DARLINGFolz is announced first to cheers, which just seem to amuse Folz. Folz doesn't get halfway down the ramp before Darling rushes out of the back nailing him from behind and tossing him into the ringside barricade. Darling rushes to do more damage, but Folz ducks and starts laying in with rights and lefts. Folz returns the favor and whips Darling into the barricade. He tries to rush in with a clothesline, but Darling backdrops him over the barricade and into the crowd. As Darling goes to climb over the barricade to follow, Folz is back up with a stiff shot that sends Darling back down the ramp. At this point Carter is out from the back, but we don't know who he would go after, as Ghosthead is right behind him continuing their fight from earlier. Folz sees Carter and immediately rushes him, and when Darling goes to jump in as well, Ghosthead starts fighting with him as well. The ref quickly realizes that this one is over before it even has begun and throws the match out. Security floods from the back as all four men continue to take shots at each other. Eventually more trainers, road agents and ring crew flood out and manage to get them separated and sent to the back.
WINNER – No Match
RORY ALBRIGHT vs. FIREWOMAN vs. TYTAN vs. STANK vs. JOSE REYNAThe imposing presence of Tytan arrives on the stage to Metallica's
"Disposable Heroes" as the fans cheer, their enthusiasm tempered somewhat by Tytan's loose affiliation with Ecosystem. Tytan makes his way to the ring and rolls in under the bottom rope. He rises to his feet and poses for the crowd as Nonpoint's
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Now with the ads out the way we see that Firewoman and Jose Reyna have already joined Stank and Tytan in the ring awaiting the arrival of the OOWF Onslaught Champion. Here comes trouble, as Carrie Weiss walks out on stage to Skid Row's
"18 & Life". She poses with Rory Albright's Onslaught Championship belt, as the man himself walks up behind her and poses to the mixed reaction of the crowd. Rory and Weiss make their way down the ramp and to the ring. Weiss sits over by commentary while Albright slides in under the bottom rope and rises to his feet. He stalks over to a quiet corner and climbs to the top, posing for the crowd. This a non-title, falls count anywhere match which would be nearly impossible to officiate with one ref, so we got three.
The ref in the ring calls for the bell and immediately Stank rolls up Rory Albright for the pin ONE.. T- NO! The rest of the combatants all pounce on Stank, beating him off of Albright and breaking up the count! Stank fights to dislodge himself from the rest and quickly rolls out of the ring! Jose Reyna follows him out, however by leaping off the apron and DROPPING the big man to the floor with a beautiful, textbook, HURRICANRANA!
Meanwhile, Rory spins a distracted Tytan around and starts laying into him with punches and kicks which eventually Tytan shrugs off and retaliates with his own strikes... Irish whip and on the rebound he drops Rory with a BOOT to the FACE! Cover... one... TWO... Rory Kicks out!!
Meanwhile, Firewoman has climb the corner and leaps off the top turnbuckle, landing a SEATED SENTON on Jose Reyna just as he rises to his feet! Firewoman quickly scrambles to her feet and barely ducks a clothesline attempt by Stank! As the big man turns around, she NAILS him with a SUPERKICK! Cover! ONE!, TWO! Jose Reyna is barely able to break up the count!
Meanwhile, Rory Albright gets the best of an exchange with Tytan and is able to slow the tattooed warrior down with a flash DDT!! Albright rolls to his feet and spies the brawl outside the ring taking place amongst Jos, Fire, and Stank. Rory runs the ropes and comes back DRIVING all three to the floor with an OVER THE TOP ROPE Crossbody DIVE!! The crowd goes nuts for this then buzz as Tytan shakes the cobwebs and spies everyone slowly rising to their feet outside the ring. Tytan stands to his feet, assess the situation, makes a few, internal, calculations and decides to run the ropes to come back with a SUICIDE DIVE THROUGH THE ROPES knocking everyone back down to the floor! The crowd goes crazy once again!
Tytan is first to his feet and decides to pick on whoever's closest which happens to be Jose Reyna. Tytan pulls Reyna to his feet and WHIPS him toward the STEEL STEPS, but Reyna is prepared as he leaps over the steps and lands on his feet safely on the other side. Tytan follows up by racing toward Jos, leaping up, and springing off the steel steps, but Reyna ducks out of the way and Tytan land HARD on the crowd barricade!
Meanwhile, Rory races toward Stank who ducks down and CATAPULTS the Sun King into the crowd with a high (and I mean really HIGH) BACK BODY DROP!! Fortunately, most were able to skitter out of the way before Albright landed! Stank turns to follow up on Albright, but just as he starts to climb over the crowd barricade, he is spun around by Firewoman into a CODEBREAKER! Firewoman covers, but Stank kicks out at TWO!! Firewoman quickly scrambles to her feet, turns, hops up onto the crowd barrier, and leaps off, NAILING Rory Albright on his chest with a wicked WARRIOR'S WAY GHETTO STOMP!! The fans lose their collective minds as one of the outside refs hop over the barricade and begins the count while Firewoman covers... one... TWO!! NO!!!! Stank is JUST able to SHOVE an enthusiastic Saints fan who stumbles, flailing backward, onto Firewoman, causing the ref to break the count!
Stank steps over the crowd barricade, as Firewoman tries to untangle herself from the fan. The big man sees Rory lying on his back, breathing heavy, trying to get air into his lungs, but Stank is not liable to oblige him as he lands on Albright's chest with a STANKONIA 2.0.!! Stank maintains his seated position, as the ref counts one... TWO... NO!!! Firewoman is JUST able to dive over and break up the count!
Meanwhile, Jose Reyna has Tytan in trouble inside the ring.... FALCON RUSH!! Tytan is swept off his feet and lands HARD to the mat! Jos rolls smoothly up and climbs through the ropes onto the ring apron. He turns and waits for Tytan to rise to his feet before springboarding back into the ring and DROPPING the bronze gladiator with the WRATH of MJöLNIR!! but YOU CAN'T STOP Tytan... with moves.. named AFTER... uh... weapons of myth?... okay... Tytan basically no sells the DDT by rising quickly to his feet, and delivering a two handed CHOKESLAM to a shocked Jose Reyna!! Tytan covers, but the count is broken up by Firewoman!!
The crowd is now on their feet as Reyna slowly rolls out of the ring leaving Fire and Tytan alone inside. The fans buzz in anticipation of this match up as Tytan and Firewoman circle and glare at one another each daring the other to make a move... and a move is made as Stank rolls into the ring behind Tytan, spins him around, kicks him in the gut, and delivers ONE power bomb... TWO... STANKBOMB!!! The crowd boos the shit out of this, as they were looking forward to a brawl between Firewoman and Tytan, nonetheless, Stank covers and Firewoman moves to break the count, but gets DROPPED instead to the mat by a SPRINGBOARD FOREARM SMASH from a recovered Jose Reyna!! Jos quickly races over and PUNTS Stank in the head stopping the ref's count at 2.8889 and eliciting a "This is Awesome" chant from the fans!!
Meanwhile, as we enter the fourth quarter of this match, Rory Albright has pushed himself up to his hands and knees and is coughing up a little bit of blood. Carrie Weiss has made her way over to him and is kneeling by his side. Weiss rubs Albright's chest and encourages him to stand to his feet while the fans make noise all around him. Eventually Rory gets to a standing position and Carrie starts to pull on his arm, trying to make Albright forget about the match and head to the back, but the Sun King spies all four of his opponents going at it inside the ring and waves his girl off. Rory climbs over the crowd barrier and onto the bottom of the ramp as he looks for his opportunity to enter the fray taking place inside the ring.
Tytan and Stank are both slowly stirring to their feet after a brawl between the two ends with both taking each other out with dual clotheslines! Firewoman and Jose Reyna exchange fists which sees Firewoman gaining a slight edge. A chop to the throat interrupts Reyna's defense and Fire attempts an Irish Whip which is REVERSED! Jos runs the opposite ropes and Fire comes back, on the rebound, RIGHT into an OH EM GEE!!!
Jos looks to follow up by running to the top corner turnbuckle for an aerial strike, but Stank meets the seated Suicide King in the corner and DROPS Reyna with the CRADLE TO THE GRAVE!!!
Stank rises quickly to his feet and turns to face Reyna, but Rory Albright has slid into the ring and NAILS Stank with the K.O.U.F. OUT!! (superman punch) Stank falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring as Albright roars to the pop from the crowd!!
While Albright celebrates he turns around just as Tytan attempts to RELEASE THE CRAKEN!! but Albright catches Tytan and REVERSES the spear into the PCB!!! The fans roar their approval, but it looks like Rory may have twisted his ankle somehow with that move. Nonetheless, Albright is able to ignore the pain and slide over to drape an arm over Tytan's chest!
One..
TWO...
NO!!!!! Firewoman is able to scramble and break up the count! Once again the "This is Awesome" chants flow forth!
Both Fire and Rory are slow to their feet. Rory stumbles backward, on that bad ankle toward the ropes, as Firewoman races at him. She looks to tackle Albright through, but the Sun King LOWBRIDGES her and she goes flying over the top, hitting her head on the announce table as she lands! Rory pulls himself back up to his feet by the top rope and turns around right into THE WRATH OF GOD!! Tytan cinches in the ankle lock portion of his finisher and drags Rory to the center of the ring! After some struggle, Stank crawls weakly in under the bottom rope behind Tytan, but Rory taps out before Stank can muster up enough strength to stop Tytan.
Your winner by Submission in 27:01 - TYTAN!!
MAI MUYO vs. STAN FULTON – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match”Fifty Goddamn Skeleton Warriors” plays and out comes the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, The Crusher Stan Fulton. His championship belt is carried over one shoulder and he drags his axe handle, Bloody Mary, from his other hand. He sets the handle on the Bolivian Announce Table and climbs in the ring. He ignores both the fans and the referee as he rests against the far corner’s turnbuckles.
Skillet’s “Hero” signals the arrival of the OOWF Intercontinental Champion, Mai Muyo. She seems overly focused, not slapping hands with the fans. She climbs in the ring and hands her belt over to the referee, never taking her eyes off Fulton.
Mai and Stan walk to the center of the ring and the referee rings the bell.Mai is letting Stan have it (verbally) in the middle of the ring and he’s taking it without responding. Fulton’s head sinks lower and lower on his chest and ... are those tears in his eyes?
Fulton shakes his head and turns away ... and continues the turn all the way around and catches Mai with a spinning back fist to the side of her head. Mai goes flying into a heap near the ropes and Fulton might win an Emmy this year for that performance. He walks over and picks Mai up by the hair and tosses her to the floor. The referee admonishes Fulton who rolls his eyes and walks to the far side of the ring. The referee has no choice and starts a ten count.
Mai finally stirs on the floor and makes it back into the ring by the count of nine. Fulton shrugs his shoulders and walks back over to inflict more punishment, but this time Mai is ready and sucker punches him between the eyes as he bends over to pick her up.
Mai’s up and runs the ropes to clothesline Fulton but he barely budges. She tries again to no avail. A third time and Fulton attempts to catch her in a bear hug as she comes back towards him, but she ducks, hits the far ropes and lands a running dropkick to Fulton’s knees. That drops the big man down to Mai’s level and she starts wailing away with kicks and forearms to Fulton’s head. Finally a shining wizard drops Fulton to his back and Mai covers. Fulton kicks out at one-and-a-half.
Mai starts an extended period of spot work culminating in a top rope senton which knocks the air out of Fulton. Mai goes back to the top rope and attempts a Savior Splash, but Fulton get his knees up and Mai lands hard, maybe cracking a rib, but definitely causing her momentum to stop. Fulton then starts a period of strictly power moves, powerslams, suplexes and the like, trying an occasional pinfall. Nothing doing as Mai kicks out of each one and Fulton looks frustrated. Frustrated enough to pick Mai up, press her over his head and then drop her onto the floor.
Fulton and the referee then have a protracted conversation on the legality of that last move. Fulton, having paralegal training, almost convinces the referee that though it wasn’t legal, Mai is at fault. The ref is almost to the ropes to signal that Fulton wins the match by DQ, but comes to the realization that Fulton is a scheming SOB before he can call for the bell. While all that’s going on, Mai has picked herself off the floor and climbed the ropes from the outside and as Fulton and the referee finish their conversation, Fulton turns right into a missile dropkick which sends him to the mat. Mai’s immediately back up on top... SAVIOR SPLASH!
Mai covers! ONE! ... TWO! ... Fulton gets his foot on the bottom rope, but the referee doesn’t see (or chooses not to)! ... THREE!
Your winner, in 13:48, by pinfall and still OOWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION... MAI MUYO!Mai is up and celebrating the win very enthusiastically as she just pinned the World Heavyweight Champion. Fulton is arguing with the referee about his foot on the ropes, but Fulton’s not winning this case either. The ref exits the ring with Fulton’s help right over the top rope and there will be a fine for the Saint for that move.
Fulton looks over at Mai, who’s very foolishly put her back to Fulton, but he shakes his head and climbs out of the ring, kicking the ref in the ribs as he picks up his title belts and walks off. Mai continues the celebration in the ring.Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action! Be sure to check out Hell On Earth 10 PPV Live September 28st From Asheville, North Carolina! Don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem – Imperial Onslaught! Wednesday, October 1st, 2014, Live! From Dawsonville, Georgia. Did you see something you really liked? Post it here in the 2013 Awards Reminder Thread. Please join us for OOWF Chat on Wednesday nights! And be sure to check out the full OOWF Archive and read up on the 9-year plus history of the OOWF!
