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OOWF MidWeek MayhemLive! From Suva, Fiji
November 12, 2014
OOWF Invitational Tag Team Tournament – Round 1
ALEXIS DARLING & JOSE REYNA vs. RORY ALBRIGHT & DILLON WALKER
That stupid ass Lorde song brings out Jose Reyna and Alexis Darling to huge boos. They wait in the ring as "SexTypeThing" by Stone Temple Pilots fires up, bringing out the mismatched team of OOWF Onslaught Champion Rory Albright (accompanied by Carrie Weisz) and Dillon Walker.
Rory starts out with Alexis an gets off to a fast start, overwhelming the Queen of Royalty with power moves. He goes for the El Soul but Alexis slips out and then dropkicks Rory into the corner before rolling to tag in Reyna. Reyna tries charging but Rory moves and Reyna crashes into the corner. Rory makes the tag to Walker and then walks over, grabs his Onslaught Championship and starts walking off with Carrie. Back in the ring, Walker has no chance being left alone with Royalty. A Bitch Killer quickly finishes him off.
Winners in 2:40: Alexis Darling and Jose Reyna
BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. GHOSTHEAD & SPIDER MCNULTY
All four men are already in the ring. Spider McNulty will start off against Awesome Bill. Collar and elbow tie-up, Spider with the strength advantage pushes Bill to the corner. The ref begins his count and Spider backs off without incident before the count of five. Awesome Bill eyes spider warily as he starts to circle then rush in for another collar and elbow tie-up. This time Spider converts to a side headlock. Bill eventually pushes Spider off toward the ropes, who rebounds off and comes back, dropping Bill to the mat with a shoulder tackle! Spider runs the ropes and hops over Bill lying in the middle of the ring. On the rebound the Awesome one leapfrogs over Spider who rebounds the opposite ropes right into a school-boy roll up from Bill for a one count!
Spider scrambles to his feet and kicks Bill in the head before he can get all the way up. Quick tag to Ghosthead who continues the the attack on Awesome Bill culminating in a DEEP arm drag and a quick cover for a one count! Ghost drags Bill to his corner for a quick tag and these two seem to be working well together despite having never teamed together and being an unlikely pair.
Spider whiffs on a boot to the face as Bill ducks under! He forces Spider to the ropes then whips him toward the opposite side! Bill stoops over a little early for an attempted back body drop, as on the rebound Spider stops short and kicks Bill in the face, shooting Dawsonville's own upright before Spider follows up with a SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE! Spider covers and Bill kicks out at TWO!
Spider pulls Bill to his feet and whips him into his corner. He follows up with a clothesline that drops Bill on his ass in the corner and Spider tags in Ghosthead! Ghost leaps over the top rope without letting go and uses the momentum on the way down to drive both his boots onto Bill's chest! Ghost rolls backward and upright in one smooth motion then charges in with a KNEE to to Bill's face! Bill slowly falls over on his side! Ghost drags him to the center of the ring and covers... 1... 2... NO! Awesome Bill kicks out!
Ghosthead runs the ropes and comes back with THE NAIL IN THE COFFIN! Ghost covers 1... 2... NO! Bill kicks out again! Ghosthead rises to his feet and drags Awesome Bill back to his corner then tags in Spider. The big man deadlifts Bill onto his shoulder and drops him with a RUNNING POWERSLAM in the middle of the ring! Spider backs his way to the ropes and comes back with a KNEEDROP that MISSES as Awesome Bill rolls out the way! Spider scrambles back up to his feet and stoops down to pull Awesome Bill up, but Bill REVERSES into and INSIDE CRADLE for TWO and nine tenths of a second before McNulty kicks out!
Spider scrambles quickly back up to his feet, but doesn't catch Bill before he is able to tag in Justin Sane! Justin springboards off the top rope and lands a kick to Spider's face knocking the big man off his feet. Justin rushes over to Ghosthead and takes a wild swing, but Ghost hops off the apron before Justin gets to him. Justin turns his attention back to Spider and races over nailing the kneeling McNulty with a SHINING WIZARD! Justin runs up to the top corner and comes back for THE MOMENT OF CLARITY! but Spider rolls out the way at the last moment and Justin lands HARD on the mat!
Spider crawls over and tags in Ghosthead who rushes in and nails Justin on the back of his head with a FOREARM SMASH as the Insane one was still rising to his feet! Justin falls catching himself in the ropes! Ghosthead runs the ropes, comes back on the rebound, leaps over Justin's body and the top rope, and on the way down he GUILLOTINES Justin on the second rope! Justin springs back hard to the middle of the ring, as Ghosthead slides back in under the bottom rope, crawls over and covers... 1... 2... NO! Justin is JUST able to kickout before three!
Ghost is impressed. He rises to his feet and pulls Justin up into a seated position. He drives several elbows down onto the top of Justin's head before locking him in a Randy Ortonesque chinlock! The crowd immediately grows bored as Ghost wrenches Justin Sane's head, tightening his grip as a Boa Constrictor would prey. But this ain't the WWE (yet!) as Justin is able to will his way back up to his feet without too much time passing and before long, he is able to push Ghosthead off toward the ropes, who comes back on the rebound with an attempted CLOTHESLINE, but Justin ducks underneath and catches a rebounding Ghosthead with a SPINNING HEEL KICK!
Both men are down and before long, crawling to their respective corners! Justin reaches his first and tags in Awesome Bill! Ghost tags in Spider who steps into the ring, but is immediately attacked by the Awesome one! Bill is a house of fire, executing several power moves on the reeling Spider McNulty! Spider eventually fights back and catches Bill with a BACK ELBOW that rocks Bill back a step, or two. Spider whips Bill toward the ropes and stoops down, but Bill rebounds back and catches McNulty with a double underhook! One AWESOME BOMB later and McNulty is pinned! 1... TWO... NO! Ghosthead rushes in and breaks up the count! This brings in Justin Sane who throws himself into Ghosthead, tackling the Death Knell to the mat! Justin rises quickly to his feet and yells...
DOUUUUUUUGGGGGGHAWWWWWKKKKK!!!!!
The lights go out and we hear whale song, "WHEEL!" "OF!" "FORTUNE!", the classic text message chime, an exploding volcano, a toliet flush, the electric buzz of a lightsaber duel, galloping horses, the sounds a modem makes as it tries to establish a connection, Ecosystem yelling "Wait... is this a LIVE feed?? Tell me you're not broadcasting!", a NutriBullet as it blitzes vegetables and fruit into a delicious smoothy, all to the dulcet tune of the Battle Hymn of the Republic! The noise dies down as the lights come back on and we see that Justin Sane and Ghosthead are down, but somehow during the chaos, Awesome Bill has fallen victim to BLACK MIST!!
Bill stumbles around blindly in the ring before he is caught up in SPIDER'S LULLABY!! McNulty covers!
One..
TWO..
THREE!!
Your Winners in 21:21 - Ghosthead and Spider McNulty!
STANK & STAN FULTON vs. CRASH & BURN
The Saints are announced first and get a mixed reaction. The fans still don’t like Stan, which he ignores completely, but they give Stank a mixed ovation, some cheer for his association with Fire in the war against the WWE, while others boo because, at the end of the day, he is still a Saint. Crash & Burn are announced next and sprint to the ring. As they slide under the ropes, Stank and Stan attack! The match quickly settles down to a game of power vs. speed. Stank and Stan try the ground and pound method while Tommy and Miranda use their speed to keep the much more powerful giants off balance.
At one point, Tommy races to ropes and springs off the middle strand and tries a spinning heel kick, but Stan catches him and turns it into an insane SPINEBUSTER! Wilder might be broken in half! Stan covers, but Miranda comes in and breaks it up with a kick to the back of his head. Fulton gets to his feet and waits for Wilder to get up, as he stands, Fulton tries the CLEAR CUT, but Wilder ducks it and crawls between his legs and makes the tag to Miranda. Miranda comes in and when Stan turns around, they catch him with a double drop kick to the jaw that sends him into the Saints corner. Fulton tags in Stank, then heads to the apron.
Wilder dropkicks Stan’s knee, knocking him off the apron to the floor. Tommy then gets a head of steam and dives between the ropes and slams into the world champ just as he gets to his feet, driving him into the guardrail. Inside the ring, Stank grabs Miranda and pulls her up, then slams a knee into her face, then pulls her up to her feet and lifts her onto his shoulders for the STANK-U! Miranda fights the move, landing several elbows to the side of Stank’s face. The big man staggers some and Miranda slips off his shoulders and lands behind him, Miranda grabs Stank’s arm and rolls him to the mat, they fight for position for a moment, Stank gets on his knees and has Miranda pinned down and is about to rain punches down on her when Miranda swings her legs around and kicks Stank in the face! The big man falls to the mat and Miranda is quickly on top of him, she grabs his arm and traps him in the KEY LOCK! Stank looks around for the ropes, but he is too far away! Miranda cinches the move in tight and Stank has no choice, he taps out!
WINNERS in 24:38 – Crash & Burn
After the match, Stank gets to his feet and holds his arm, trying to shake the pain out. As Miranda moves to leave, Stank grabs her from behind and spins her around. Miranda is IMMEDIATELY ready for a fight, but Stank just holds up his good hand and smirks. Miranda relaxes a bit and they bump knuckles. Miranda goes to collect Tommy while Stank leaves the ring to get Stan, both of them were still fighting on the outside of the ring, oblivious to the bell.
MURPHY’S LAW vs. FIREWOMAN & TYTAN
Murphy’s Law comes to the ring first and gets a thunderous ovation from the crowd. The two huddle in the corner and go over some last minute strategy while Team TytanFire is announced. Fire and Tytan make their way to the ring. The crowd roars for this odd pairing, despite the disturbing history between the two of them. The Murphy’s, Fire and Tytan all meet in the middle of the ring, the ref calls for the bell and the match is underway.
We get a lot of chain wrestling, neither team is able to keep an advantage for long. Tytan has the obvious strength advantage in the match, and he uses it to keep DK and Dee on the mat. At one point the Murphy’s try to double suplex Tytan, but he blocks it and takes them both up and over the top rope. The Murphy’s hit the floor and Fire dives between the ropes like a torpedo and slams into DK, then throws Dee into the ring.
Inside the ring, Dee and Fire put on a clinic of reversals and chain wrestling. Fire, being the more experienced, waits for the opening she needs. Dee tries a cross body block out of the corner, but Fire hits the mat and Dee crashes and burns. Fire takes over and stuns Dee with a series of chops and kicks, then PLANTS her with the MOOSE KILLER! She covers, but DK makes it back into the ring before the three count and breaks it up.
The match continues back and forth for several minutes, the end kind of comes out of nowhere. DK and Fire are in the ring, Tytan tags himself in as Fire hits the ropes on an Irish whip. DK lowers his head a moment too soon and Fire catches him with a kick to the jaw, then grabs him and sends him to the ropes and leaps over him with a leapfrog, Murphy never sees Tytan coming. Tytan nearly cuts him in half with the RELEASE THE KRAKEN! Tytan covers, one, two, THREE! This has to be considered an upset!
WINNERS in 17:41 – Team TytanFire
ECOSYSTEM & CHRIS EVANS vs. DANNY TAYLOR & MAI MUYO
"Boom" plays over the PA system first as Danny Taylor and Mai Muyo come out together, clearly on the same page, rallying the crowd as they come down. Danny steps over the ropes and Mai flips over them, Sin Cara style, as they await tier opponents. After a pause, Ecosystem comes out first to boos, with a microphone.
Eco: Ladies and gentlemen, I know you're all eagerly awaiting the arrival of the Master of the Mat, Christopher Evans (crowd boos), but I ask you to first turn your eyes to the ring and look at your shame. Standing in the ring before you are two perfect examples of untapped potential. And you fans, you are the ones holding them back. What the Lionheart and I do tonight is entirely your fault.
Chris Evans comes out in full robe, soaking in the boos. Evans & Eco finally make their way down to the ring with boos. Ecosystem and Mai start off the match against each other, Eco looking a little hesitant to start. The two lock up and move into a catch-wrestling exchange, the siblings hesitating to trade strikes. Eco finally pulls himself through the ropes for a break, but when Mai pulls off, Eco comes off the ropes with a hard clothesline! The crowd boos as Eco takes advantage and suplexes his sister twice before tagging in Chris Evans.
Evans has no hesitation against the younger Muyo, stomping on her fingers before going to the suplex well. After three Germans, he bridges into a pin, two-count only. Evans slaps on the Ode to Jericho armbar, Mai struggles against him but eventually rotates herself to the ropes. Evans makes the break, but then stomps the shoulder immediately. Evans works over the shoulder for a couple more minutes, before locking on the armbar once more. However, Evans takes a second to mock Danny Taylor in the corner, and Mai twists the arm breaker into the TRINITARIAN CHOKE! Evans is caught in the middle of the ring! Eco is deciding whether to run in or not, but Evans leverages his strength and picks Mai up for a power bomb . . .
. . . But YOU CAN'T POWERBOMB MAI MUYO! Hurricarana to Chris Evans, hot tag to Danny Taylor, and here comes the big man! Knockdown to Evans, second knockdown, off the ropes, HUGE spine buster! Taylor is just throwing Evans around, before tossing him hard into the corner where Eco is . . . and Eco drops down and backs off. The crowd boos as Taylor just shakes his head. Taylor hooks Evans up for a delayed vertical suplex, watching Eco the whole time - drops Chris Evans down hard, good for two. Danny signals for the Dynamite Drop . . . suddenly, Eco runs across the apron and KNEES MAI IN THE FACE! Mai drops onto the steel steps outside the ring as the crowd boos, and the referee slides out to scream at Eco. Danny quickly pops up and over to check on Mai. As he leans against the ropes, eyes flaming against Eco, Evans comes up behind Danny and rolls him up! The referee awkwardly positions himself back in ring to count - missing both the tights grab and feet on ropes from Evans! 1-2-3!
Winners by pinfall in 7:14 . . . and advancing . . . Ecosystem and Chris Evans!
Evans rolls out of the ring to celebrate. Eco actually stops to check that Mai is okay from his cheap shot, before Evans grabs his arm and the two slip out through the crowd, protected by Eco's security. Danny slides out of the ring and checks on Mai, as the announcers wonder aloud if Danny's sympathy cost him.
LD WILLIAMS & MATT FOLZ vs. CHRISTIAN CARTER & ALEXANDER DARLING
Royalty are out first to a chorus of boos. Alexander Darling and Christian Carter, accompanied by Alexis Darling.make their way to the ring, pausing occasionally to taunt the fans. They pose on the turnbuckles and drink in the hatred until the crowd turns their attention back to the entrance as their opponents step onto the stage. L.D. Williams and Matt Folz, receiving far more cheers than they probably deserve,exchange a look and a smirk, then tune out the crowd and march to the ring. Referee Junior Hale wastes no time giving the teams their instructions and calling for the bell.
Carter opts to start out for Royalty, and Folz meets him in the center of the ring. They lock up, and Folz snaps Carter over with an armdrag. Carter works back to his feet and Folz drives a knee into his midsection and takes him over with a suplex. Folz floats over and hammers Carter with elbows. Junior steps in and counts, and Folz backs off. He moves back in, and Carter catches him with a thumb to the eye and sends him into the corner. Alex grabs Folz, but Folz turns and blasts him in the face with a forearm. The distraction allows Carter to charge in and hit a high knee to Folz' back. Carter slams Folz' head into the turnbuckles and makes the tag to Alex. Royalty each duck under an arm and snap Folz over with a suplex, then Alex comes off the ropes with a knee to the throat. He covers, but Folz immediately kicks out.
Alex hits Folz with an elbow to the back of the neck as he gets up. He grabs a headlock and drags Folz back to his corner, making the tag. Carter comes off the second rope with a double axehandle to the ribs, then grabs Folz in a gutwrench, allowing Alex to deliver a knee to the face. Carter turns and takes Folz over with a gutwrench suplex. He covers, but Williams stomps him to break it up. Junior orders Williams back to his corner. Alex takes advantage and comes in to help Carter, but Williams shoves past the ref and tackles them. Royalty holds him off with the numbers advantage, but Folz is quickly back on his feet and the match breaks down. Junior attempts to separate Williams and Alex, but as he does, Carter backs Folz to the ropes where Alexis hops onto the apron and grabs him in a chokehold. Folz kicks Carter away and reaches back to grab Alexis and flip her into the ring. While he’s bent over, Carter drives a kick into the side of his head. Folz stumbles, and Alexis kicks him in the nethers. Carter hits the ropes behind him and spikes Folz with a bulldog as Alexis rolls out of the way and out to the floor..
Williams, meanwhile, has Alex stunned in the corner. He starts an Irish whip, but pulls him back into a knee to the gut. He tries for the Canadian Destroyer, but Alex blocks and reverses, slamming Williams into the mat. Alex grabs Williams’ legs and rolls him over into the Darling Money Clip. Williams manages to grab the ropes, but since neither of them are the legal man, Darling refuses to break. Williams drags himself under the ropes pulling Alex out of the ring with him and breaking the hold. Junior turns around and sees Carter covering Folz. He slides into place and counts One...Two...Thr-Folz kicks out! Carter immediately springs to his feet and stomps on Folz. He drags Folz to his feet and sends him across the ring, but Folz reverses and plants him with a spinebuster. Folz hooks the leg, but Carter kicks out at one. Folz turns back to his corner, but Williams is still tied up with Alex on the outside. He turns back to Carter and attacks him with repeated forearms. Folz sends Carter to the corner and charges, but Alexis hops on the apron and pulls Carter out of the way. Folz slams into the turnbuckles and staggers back, and Carter levels him with a superkick. He covers, but Williams manages to dive in and break it up just in time. Williams rolls out to the apron and grabs the tag rope. Folz heads for the corner, but Carter grabs his ankle. Folz turns and swings himself up - enzugiri! Folz dives for his corner and makes the tag!
Williams slams into Carter with a running knee as he gets up. He catches Carter before he falls and snaps him over with a suplex, then sits him up and drives an elbow into the top of his head. Williams pulls Carter into position for an inverted DDT, but Carter spins in the hold and tries to reverse it into a Northern Lights Suplex. Williams blocks and hammers him with forearms, then shifts position - Canadian Destroyer! Williams covers and hooks the leg, but Junior is busy trying to get Alexis off the apron. Folz says some words we won’t repeat, storms into the ring, and blasts Alexis with a forearm, knocking her to the floor. He points Junior at the pin, and the ref counts, but Carter rolls a shoulder at two. Williams and Folz lock eyes and exchange a nod. Williams hauls Carter to his feet and tosses him into the corner. He makes the tag to Folz, then turns and charges across the ring, slamming into Alex as he enters. Folz plants Carter with a belly-to-belly suplex, then rolls him over and locks in an ankle lock. Junior checks, but Carter isn’t ready to quit and squirms for the ropes. Williams and Alex, meanwhile, are tangled in the ropes pummeling each other. Alexis approaches with a chair, but Williams lashes out with a kick that hits a glancing blow. Williams drops to the floor and Alexis swings, but Williams catches the chair and yanks it out of her hands. Williams turns and blasts Alex with the chair. Junior doesn’t notice because Carter has reached the ropes and Folz is refusing to release the hold. Junior is threatening disqualification, but then Williams slides into the ring and slams the chair across Carter’s back, leaving him no choice.
WINNERS, by disqualification, in 17:22, Royalty.
After the match: Folz keeps the ankle lock locked on Carter while Williams defends the ring with the chair. Finally, several members of security make it into the ring while Williams is occupied with Royalty, and they manage to pry Folz off and roll Carter out of the ring.
STRENGTH IN SILENCE vs. DRACULS
Unparalleled Heights”Strength through Silence” brings out the former Tag Team Champions to a rousing ovation. That ovation is cut short as halfway down the ramp here come all three Draculs with Radu going after Tuska and Vlad and Tavian going after Power in what seems to be an attempt to go for the bounty placed by Chloe on her sister. Radu and Tuska exchange punches as Vlad and Tavian run Power into the ring post. Tavian sits on Power's chest and pounds away and bites on her face as Vlad grabs a chair and places it around Power's ankles. He climbs to the apron but from the back rushes Spider McNulty with a chair of his own. He starts swinging at Vlad and Tavian and flat out lays one on Radu giving Tuska a chance to catch his breath. Spider grabs Tavian and begins pounding away and drags the leader of the Draculs to the back. The respite gives Power, already bleeding, a chance to regain her bearings as she pulls Vlad off the apron and introduces him into the cornerpost before rolling him into the ring and the bell finally rings. Power shows a streak of viciousness of her own that we haven't seen in a long time as she tears into the biggest of the Draculs, throwing him across the ring, shoulderblocking him in the stomach and throwing fists and knees, always breaking at the count of four. Power mounts the turnbuckle for the ten fists of doom, but stops at five and begins biting away at Vlad. The referee pulls her down and admonishes her, but the wild look on Power's face makes him back off. She turns and sees Tuska still battling Radu and she hits the ropes and takes off. Tuska moves and Radu ends up with Power diving through the ropes and landing on Radu, fists a flying, while Tuska rolls into the ring to take up the battle with Vlad. Power quickly dispenses with Radu with a Powerdriver on the floor. Power rolls into the ring and signals Tuska who throws Vlad toward Power...SPEAR! Power drags up Vlad and throws him into the ropes...Tuska with the SILENCER! Power rolls out and resumes the assault on Radu as Tuska covers Vlad for the pin!
Winners in 6:12 – Strength in Silence!
Power throws Radu into the post once more, then rolls into the ring and embraces Tuska to the hoots of the crowd. They raise each other's hands when Closer starts playing and the Bounty poster flashes on the screen. Power and Tuska guard each other's backs before Spider McNulty and Crash and Burn come out as a precaution. Power smiles at the show of friendship as all five work their way to the back and the Draculs find their footing.
SAINTS OF SINNERS vs. BAY BRIDGE BOYZ
Spazz and Jinx are out first, and the crowd gives them a nice, possibly sympathetic, ovation. “Laser Cannon Deth Sentence” plays and Moose and Chloe storm the ring and attack. Moose backs Jinx into the corner and hammers him with punches to the face, then drops him to the mat with a headbutt right to the bridge of the nose. Across the ring, Chloe sends Spazz to the ropes and follows him, as Spazz rebounds, Chloe DESTROYS him with a lariat sending him between the ropes to the floor. Chloe backs to the corner and charges at Moose and Jinx, Moose moves out of the way at the last second and Chloe’s knee SLAMS into Jinx’s face, his nose pretty much explodes across his face and he slumps to the mat.
Moose leaves the ring and heads to the outside to punish Spazz a bit, Chloe pulls Jinx up and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a spinning back fist to the face. Jinx staggers against the ropes and Chloe closes and hammers him with punches. Jinx tries to cover up, but Chloe is relentless. Chloe knees Jinx in the stomach and snapmares him to the mat. Moose is on the apron at this point, Chloe tags him in, then hits the ropes. Moose lands a kick to the back of Jinx’s head, while Chloe lands a shining wizard to his face.
Across the ring, somehow Spazz is on the apron, he yells for a tag, but his partner is in a world of trouble. Moose pulls him to his feet and kicks him in the gut, then DRIVES him to the mat with a DDT. Jack grabs Jinx by the hair and pulls him to his feet and throws him into the BBB corner where he tags Spazz. Spazz charges into the ring and tries a clothesline, but Moose ducks it and hits the ropes. As Spazz rebounds, Moose nearly cuts him in half with a SPEAR! Moose grabs Spazz by the hair and drags him to the Saints corner and tags in Chloe. Jack lifts Spazz and sets him on the top rope. Chloe climbs up and hooks him, lifts him for a superplex, then hits a BRAINBUSTAAAAAAA! Spazz may well be dead, but Chloe is not done yet. Chloe lifts Spazz of a suplex, and keeps him up there for a LONG time. She walks to the corner and tags in Moose, then drops Spazz stomach first across the top rope. Moose hits the ropes and lands a BUISAKU KNEE to Spazz’s face that sends him off the apron crashing ribs first into the guardrail.
Moose immediately slides out of the ring and grabs Spazz, then slams him repeatedly ribs first into the guardrail. Spazz coughs up a nasty gob of blood, this kid may well be injured. Jack slides into the ring to avoid the count out, but then rolls right back out. He pulls Spazz up again and rolls him onto the apron, climbs into the ring and tags in Chloe. Jack steps onto the apron and grabs Spazz, pulls him up and hooks him from behind while Chloe climbs to the top rope. Chloe leaps and clotheslines Spazz, as she hits him, Moose falls backward off the apron and MURDERS Spazz with a BACKDROP DRIVER FROM THE APRON TO THE FLOOR! (move name pending, gotta remember this one, its called the Dangerous Backdrop, but we can do better than that.) Spazz lands hard on the back of his neck and doesn’t move. Officials immediately come from the back and check on him. Moose rolls to a sitting position next to him, holding the back of his head, with a demented smile on his face.
Inside the ring, Chloe gets to her feet and Jinx charges in and tries to defend his partner. He spins Chloe around and blisters her with a couple of chops, then sends her to the ropes. On the rebound Jinx POPS her with a SUPERKICK to the jaw that sends Chloe staggering into the corner. Jinx tries a corner splash, but Chloe catches him and DRIVES him to the mat with a URINAGE! Chloe tags in Moose, Jack pounces on Jinx and pulls his arms back for a CURBSTOMP, but before he does it, Chloe lands repeated kicks to Jinx’s face, if his nose wasn’t broken before, it certainly is now. Moose finally slams Jinx’s face into the mat, but doesn’t go for the cover. The crowd boos the Saints loudly as the match is CLEARLY at hand here. Instead, Moose pulls Jinx to his feet and walks him to the ropes and forces him to look at his partner, who is being loaded onto a stretcher, then DRIVES him to the mat with a RANHEI! Moose covers, but pulls Jinx up at two, which draws a warning from the referee.
Moose laughs at the warning and falls to the mat and pulls a barely conscious Jinx on top of him. The referee just glares at Moose, Moose yells COUNT and the referee gets down and does a series of two counts with Moose “escaping” just before the three count each time. He finally grabs Jinx’s arm and puts Jinx’s hand on his forehead, and howls in pain at the “Iron Claw”. Chloe charges into the ring and breaks up the submission with a hard kick to Jinx’s head. The two share a good laugh at this, which makes the crowd hate them even more.
Moose grabs Jinx to pull him up again, and Jinx fires a couple shots into Moose’s midsection, which only serves to piss Moose off. Jack slams his knee into Jinx’s face, then pulls him up and goozles him, and tags in Chloe. Jack spins Jinx around and whips him at Chloe, who DESTROYS him with the ASIATIC SPIKE! Jinx falls to the mat gasping for air, Chloe tags Moose back in, Moose stomps Jinx, then tags Chloe back in, he sets Jinx up and hits a PACKAGE PILEDRIVER, and kind of flips Jinx to his feet where Chloe catches him in a front face lock, lifts him in the air and DRIVES him to the mat with a CORKSCREW! (similar to what Generico and Steen used to do) Chloe covers, making sure to hook the leg hard, the referee hits the mat and makes the quick three count, this one is mercifully over.
WINNERS in 9:54 – Saints of Sinners
Moose and Chloe grabs the OOWF World Tag Team Titles and celebrate in the ring. Moose grabs a mic. He lays his title on the mat and drops to his knees while Chloe stands behind him with a crazed look on her face.
There have been many great teams in the OOWF. I am going to say this right now, Chloe and I……when all is said and done……..WE are going to be the team that is remembered. WE are going to be the team that is feared throughout the world. I am issuing a challenge to anyone…….anyone in that locker room…….anyone watching on television………anyone from any wrestling federation across the planet……..and mostly………..<snarling into the camera and spitting his words like venom> any one of you sports entertainers. You want what’s ours? You’re going to have to kill us to get it. Trust me.
Moose and Chloe attack Jinx again, who was in the process of being carried out of the ring. They throw him between the ropes to the floor, each one grabs a chair and as he struggles to his feet, they DECIMATE him with a CON-CHAIR-TO. Jinx falls to the floor, out cold as the Saints toss their chairs aside and laugh all the way up the ramp to the back.
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