OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Nicosia, Cypress
January 7, 2015
MIRANDA WILLIAMS vs. ALEXIS DARLING vs. DRE GAINESEveryone is announced and makes their way to the ring. Gaines is all smiles and offers a handshake to both Miranda and, as a matter of good form, Alexis. Miranda gladly shakes it, but Alexis just glares at both of them and bails out of the ring to the floor. The referee tries to get her back into the ring, but Lexie shakes her head. The ref calls for the bell and the match begins.
Miranda and Gaines lock up in the middle of the ring and Miranda grabs a side headlock, but Gaines shoves her to the ropes and takes her down with a shoulder block. Miranda pops back to her feet and Gaines hits the ropes, Miranda leapfrogs over him and tries a hip toss on the rebound, but Gaines blocks it and turns it into a back slide for a one count. Both spin to their feet quickly, Gaines grabs Miranda and sends her to the ropes, but Alexis grabs her ankles from the outside and pulls her to the floor. Alexis whips Miranda into the steel, then follows her with a boot to the side of the head that drops Miranda to the concrete floor.
Gaines leaves the ring and goes after Alexis, but Lexie races around the ring and slides into the ring. As Gaines follows, Lexie drops an elbow across the back of his head, then repeatedly lands kicks to his ribs. Alexis pulls Gaines to his feet and shoves him into the corner and lights him up with chops to the chest, but Gaines shrugs them off and just grins his great big smile at her. Lexie tries to beg off, slowly backing out of the corner across the ring…….until she bumps into Miranda, who is back in the ring. Miranda spins her around and slams her between the eyes with a headbutt. Alexis staggers backward, right into the grip of Gaines who hits an atomic drop that sends Lexie over the top rope to the floor.
Lexie spends the next several minutes on the floor avoiding Miranda and Dre. Inside the ring Miranda and Dre put on a wrestling clinic. Gaines shows off his awesome power, while Miranda shows why she is a Williams. Gaines tries a charge into the corner, but Miranda moves out of the way and Gaines slams into the turnbuckle. Miranda grabs him for a CANADIAN DESTROYER but Alexis slips in behind Miranda and takes her down with a LUNGBLOWER! As she gets to her feet, Gaines charges at her, but Alexis low bridges her and he sails over the top rope to the floor. Lexie slips out of the ring, and when the referee isn’t looking, she takes one of the monitors from the Afghani Announce Table and SLAMS it upside Gaines head! Dre falls to the floor and doesn’t move.
Lexie slips back into the ring and grabs Miranda and hits a BITCH KILLER, then rolls her into a small package, grabs a handful of tights with one hand and the ropes with the other and gets the one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 17:34 – Alexis Darling
GHOSTHEAD vs. ECOSYSTEM“Divide The Hate” by Submersed plays over the PA system as The Phantom of Pain, The Ghosthead Killer, makes his way down to the ring. He has a few cheers joining him for his walk, but mostly a respectful silence for the former champion.
That respectful silence erupts into boos as the first beats of “New Slaves (instrumental)” plays over the PA system and Ecosystem comes out on the ramp with a microphone.
Eco: Oh, Cyprus! How I . . . haven’t missed you in the slightest. (Boos.) No, you know what, it’s actually quite fitting that I’m here in Cyprus. Because Cyprus is a lot like Ghosthead’s moral character. BANKRUPT.
More boos. Ghosthead is giving the sign of “Get in here.”
Eco: See, Ghosthead, you want to take the moral high ground with your poetry and say that Danny Taylor was a great man, too great for me to destroy, but somehow, you were at his level, right? It was never about Danny, Jared, it was about you getting the epic story you always thought you deserved. And I took it away from you (Eco snaps fingers) like that. You want a story, Ghosthead? Let me tell you the story of tonight’s match. “Good guys win. Bad guys lose. Ecosystem prevails.”
Ecosystem finally gets in the ring, and Ghosthead comes right at him – and Eco ducks through the ropes, calling for the break. The referee gets in between and forces distance. Eco does this rope-a-dope a couple more times, until Ghosthead grabs Eco by the hair and yanks him out from the ropes, into a belly-to-belly! Ghosthead is putting a hurting on Eco, tossing him around the ring like a rag doll, until Ecosystem rolls out of the ring. Eco gives the international sign of “Fuck this,” as he goes into the crowd, but Ghosthead rolls out and gives chase, leaping over the guardrail and onto Eco, nailing Junichiro with punches on the floor. Ghosthead tosses Eco over the barricade, and Eco, stumbling up, rolls into the ring as Ghosthead comes over the barricade. As Ghosthead tries to get back into the ring, Eco comes off the opposite ropes, BASEBALL SLIDE to the face of Ghosthead, shooting him back! Eco prompts the referee to count Ghosthead out, but the referee has restarted the count from one, since Ghosthead had mostly slid into the ring.
Eco: You’re restart - I’M YOUR FUCKING BOSS! COUNT FROM EIGHT!
The referee looks nervous and unsure what to do, but there’s no time, because Ghosthead grabs Eco’s legs and drags him outside the ring, pounding away on him on the floor. Ghosthead drags Eco up, looking for the Horror Driver on the mats – but Eco frees his arms, drops down and shoves Ghosthead right shoulder first into the steps! Eco grabs Ghosthead’s arm and wraps it around the post, trying to pull the shoulder out of its socket – but Ghosthead forces him off with a boot and rolls back into the ring, trying to adjust his shoulder. Ecosystem is back on the apron quickly, pops up for a springboard double axehandle to Ghosthead’s right shoulder, before trying to push Ghosthead down into a Kimura!
Ecosystem is not exactly a master of submissions, however, and Ghosthead manages to fight his way out and shove Eco chest-first into the corner. As Eco turns around, Ghosthead is right there, and starts stomping the proverbial mudhole into the CEO as the fans cheer. Ghosthead backs up, and charges Eco into the corner, but Eco gets his legs up and kicks Ghosthead back hard, shooting him into the ref. REF BUMP! Not missing a beat, Ecosystem rears back, and PUNTS Ghosthead right between the legs!
Russ: OH COME ON! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
Razz: You can’t call the man subtle, Russ!
Ghosthead keels over as Ecosystem flips him double birds, before grabbing the head as the referee gets back up – ENDGAME! Eco rolls Ghosthead up, grabbing the tights for good measure – uno, dos, tres!
Winner in 6:22 . . . Ecosystem!
The fans boo the incredibly dirty win, and when Eco gets up and kicks Ghosthead HARD in the injured right shoulder, the booing only intensifies. Ghosthead grabs at Eco, but Eco rolls out of the ring and walks back up the ramp, smirking.
STANK vs. RORY ALBRIGHTStank and Rory go to a no contest when they brawl all over the arena. Match TBAL
SAINTS OF SINNERS vs. MURPHY’S LAW vs. STRENGTH IN SILENCEWell, this on enever had a chance. The Murphys were jumped backstage by the Saints of Sinners, then Strength in Silence caught right on behind and it was a Pier 6 Brawl coming out from behind the curtains. As the men fight up on the ramp Power and Chloe run Dee into the ringpost, then throw her into the ring. The two sisters look at one another for a moment, then as Dee stands, hit a Double Elimination on her! Chloe smiles and dances, and turns into a SPEAR from her sister! Power pulls Chloe up by the hair and locks in the front facelock and lifts her for a Power Driver, but Chloe breaks free and locks in the London Dungeon! In comes Tuska with a chair and waffles it over Chloe's head, while Moose runs in with HDB and wallops Tuska with it. Not to be outdone, here comes Dk with his Shillelagh. The referee had had it with all the weaponry and has called for the bell.
WINNERS - In 2:34 (official time) – No Contest
But the bell hasn't slowed anyone down as Power is back up and going after Moose, Chloe is punching away with Dee, and Tuska and DK are trading blows. Chloe hits Dee with a Greco Roman Eye Poke and is able to slow her with a DDT, then turns to her sister who has Moose back into the corner and is going for a big roundhouse blow when Chloe leaps and catches her sister with a Backstabber. Chloe picks up Power and holds her arms as Moose rares back with a HEARTPUNCH and Power crumples in the ring. Moose and Chloe lock eyes as DK and Tuska are still going at it. They nod and hit the ropes with Stereo RANHEI's Dee is just getting to her feet...SAINT'S ROW on Dee Murphy! Moose and Chloe roll out of the ring without a win, but with a good beating under their belts....
ALEXANDER DARLING & CHRISTIAN CARTER vs. TOMMY WILDER & MATT FOLZFolz and Wilder enter the ring first, Folz looking more serious and focused than his partner as Wilder salutes the crowd. The crowd turns ugly FAST as Alexander Darling and Christian Carter of The Royalty make their way to the ring, Darling wearing both the OOWF and WWE belts. They sneer at the crowd as they walk down the ramp, but as they start jawing with some fans at ringside, Tommy Wilder hits a shooting star dive over the top rope, crashing into both men and sending them into the ringside rails! Wilder rolls Darling into the ring, and then leaps to the apron and hit Carter with a running knee strike!
Folz pounces on Darling with ground and pound, looking to put his lights out. Darling covers up and manages to get away, yelling at the ref to get control of things, which he does. Both teams go to their corners, and it looks like we have Wilder and Darling to start – when the bell rings, Tommy tags in Folz – and Alex immediately tags in Carter, giving the 'you're not worth my timer' brush off to a seething Folz.
Carter and Folz meet center ring, Carter slaps Folz – who punches Carter, and the two go directly to hockey-match rules! After a couple of shots, Carter kicks Folz in the gut and tosses Folz to the mat with a gut-wrench throw. Folz gets to his feet and then drops down to avoid a clothesline, Carter hops over him and as Folz stands up, hits a dropkick! Folz gets to his feet before Carter can follow up, shoulder block puts Carter down – pumphandle slam, Folz waits until Carter sits up and follows with a tumbling neck snap, tagging in Wilder at the end of the roll – Wilder springs from the apron to the top turnbuckle and then senton bombs Carter!
Wilder takes over, naiing a leg drop and a roaring elbow, but when he goes to pick Carter off the mat, Christian goes to the eyes – clubs Wilder across the back of the head, starts to Irish Whip him toward the ropes, hits the brakes and sends him to the Royalty corner. Carter follows in with a Yakuza kick, and he Alex take turns hammering on Wilder, keeping him in their corner. The ref finally gets Carter out of the ring, and Alex whips Wilder into the corner, and charges in for an avelanch clostheline – Wilder sidesteps out of the way, and takes Alex across the ring with Crash and Burn rolling suplex, slamming Alex's head into the bottom turnbuckle. Wilder gets to his feet and lands consecutive pendulm kicks (al 'a Jeff Hardy) – the Freak Out! After the third hit, Wilder pushes a staggered Alex Darling toward the friendly corner, but Alex manages to change direction and make it back to tag in Carter – Wilder tags in Folz, who is pissed off!
Folz drills Carter with a clothesline, picks him up and jackhammer slams him down. He tags in Wilder, and lifts Carter for a flapjack, Wilder superkicks Carter on the way down, nearly decapitating him! Wilder covers, Alex comes in and breaks up the pin! Folz starts to come in, but Alex scoots out of the ring - Wilder gets to his feet, springboard moonsault! Her climbs to the top turnbuckle, Folz tags Wilder as Wilder leaps and STOMPS THE LANDING! Carter is in big trouble as Folz lifts him up into a arm and neck submission, then turn THAT into a suplex! Cover by Folz!
1.2… Alrx makes the save with a kick to the back of Folz' head!
Wilder goes after Darling, who slams a forearm into Wilder – Alex pick him up for the Darling Driver – Wilder slips out! Alex counter with a discus clothesline, but Wilder ducks and surprises Alex with a spinning back fist and snap suplexes Alex on top of the prone Christian Carter! Running senton by and Folz finally gets his hands on Alexander Darling!
Suddenly Alexis and Rory hit the ring wielding chairs, and blast both Wilder and Folz! Alexis is slamming the chair across Wilder's back, Rory wedges his chair into the corner and whips Matt into it! Alex and Carter now join in, and both Wilder and Folz are bloodied almost at once – Alexis traps Wilder's leg in the hair, Rory does the same with Folz' neck – Carter and Alex go up to Pilmanize their opponents when The Saints, Miranda Williams, Tytan and Dre Gaines rush the ring! Dre and Stank pull Carter off the top, and with a "I don't fucking BELIEVE I'm doing this expression, Moose and Miranda Williams go after Alex and make the save on Wilder – The Royalty manage to get some separation and flee into the crowd -
Winners by DQ in 27:11 – Matt Folz and Tommy Wilder
TYTAN vs. SPIDER MCNULTY vs. CHRIS EVANS – OOWF Onslaught Championship Triple Threat MatchAll three move to the middle of the ring, and Spider and Evans exchange a quick glance, then both of them catch Tytan with a kick to the midsection doubling him over. They hook him and take him to the mat with a suplex. Evans rolls Tytan over and camel clutches him and Spider bounds off the ropes and catches him with a drop kick to the face. Spider then pounces on Tytan and rolls him over, so his knees are buried in Tytan's back and Evans rebounds and hits a senton splash on Tytan, driving him onto Spider’s knees even harder. Spider tosses Tytan aside and he writhes in pain, as Spider gets to his feet Evans grabs him in a waist lock and tries a German suplex, but Spider blocks it, grabs Evans’s leg and takes him to the mat. Spider spins around the leg and tries a figure four leg lock, but Evans reaches up and cradles Spider for a two count, broken up when Tytan drops an elbow down across the back of Evans’s head.
Tytan pulls Evans to his feet and sends him to the corner, then charges in and catches him on the jaw with a high knee. Tytan turns and sees Spider is just getting to his feet and he runs across the ring and LEVELS him with a clothesline. Evans charges out of the corer and Tytan catches him with a kick to the gut, then grabs him in a side head lock. E drops to the mat, driving Evans’s face into the canvas with a bulldog, while dropping Spider at the same time with a scorpion death drop. Tytan covers Spider, but he kicks out at two. Tytan pulls Spider to his feet and throws him out of the ring, then pulls Evans up and sends him to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon and Evans leap frogs him, Tytan stands up and Evans grabs him for an Olympic slam, but Tytan slips off his shoulders and spins Evans around, before Evans can do anything, Evans rocks him with a European uppercut, then sends him to the ropes, Spider hops onto the apron and low bridges Tytan and he flies out of the ring to the floor.
Spider steps into the ring and he and Evans lock up and Spider backs Evans into the corner and lights him up with chops. Spider sends Evans to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a tilt-a-whirl back breaker, then covers him for a two count. Spider pulls Evans up and hits a snap suplex, then another, then a third, but he is not done yet. He pulls Evans up for a fourth, then slips behind him for a German suplex, but Evans tries to block it. Spider releases the grip around Evans’s waist and grabs his head and hits repeated head buts to the back of Evans’s head, staggering him. Spider then grabs him around the waist again and hits a bridging German suplex! The referee hits the mat and counts two, but the pin is broken up by Tytan. Tytan picks Evans up and hits the Helios bomb for the one, two, three.
Winner in 14:45 and STILL OOWF Onslaught Champion: Tytan
<Evans remains on the mat for several minutes, then slowly gets to his feet, clearly frustrated. The fans taunt him, we hear several call him a loser. Evans slowly shakes his head and walks up the ramp, pulling the tape from his hands and throwing it at people in the crowd. He makes his way behind the curtain and ignores the production people who tell him it was a good match. Evans shakes his head as he heads down the hall, he rounds a corner and dead stops. We can’t see who is there though…….>
CE: What the fuck are you…….
<Before Evans can finish, we hear him get jumped. Evans cries in pain as we hear the sickening sound of steel meeting flesh. After a few seconds of this, we hear a loud CRACK, a brief cry of pain, then silence. The INC rounds the corner, we still don’t see who it is walking away, but we do see an unconscious Chris Evans lying on the floor in a pool of blood. From the distance we hear footsteps rushing toward the scene, then someone yells “CALL AN AMBULANCE!>
FIREWOMAN vs. MAI MUYO vs. LD WILLIAMS – OOWF Intercontinental Title Triple Threat MatchMai Muyo is out first, to a thunderous reaction. She waves to the crowd on the way down the aisle, poses on the turnbuckles, and then warms up in her corner. L.D. Williams receives a much more mixed reaction, as even the Saints fan contingent seems uncertain how to respond to him. Williams ignores them all and climbs into the ring, running the ropes to warm up. The cheers return in force as the OOWF Intercontinental Champion, Firewoman, steps onto the stage. The OOWF leader pauses for a moment to acknowledge the reaction, then heads to the ring. Mai’s eyes lock on the championship as Firewoman steps into the ring. Fire holds her championship high, and then hands it to referee Davis Hightower. Hightower shows the belt to the challengers and displays it to the crowd, and then hands it to ringside. He gives the combatants their instructions, handshakes are exchanged, and he calls for the bell.
As soon as the bell rings Mai drops and pivots, sweeping Williams’ legs. She springs back up and pegs Firewoman with a superkick as she approaches. Mai makes a quick cover, but Fire kicks out at one. Mai rolls to her feet and grabs Fire as she gets up. Northern Lights suplex! Mai bridges, but Williams drops an elbow to break it up at two. Williams drags Mai to her feet and slings her into the corner. Mai bounces off the turnbuckles and comes back with a clothesline, but Williams sidesteps and she stumbles past - right into a knee to the gut from
Fire. Firewoman snaps Mai over with a suplex and floats over into a cover, but Williams drags her off. Williams slings Fire into the corner, but before he can follow up Mai hooks him from behind and rolls him up for a two count. Williams, clearly getting frustrated, grabs Mai as she gets up and flings her over the top rope. Mai hooks the rope as she goes by, landing on the apron.
Fire charges at Williams,but he manages to sidestep and push her toward the ropes. Fire collides with Mai and bounces back into a spinebuster from Williams as Mai tumbles to the floor. Williams covers, but only gets two. Williams tries to pull Fire to her feet, but she nails him with a Codebreaker. On the outside, Mai gets a little too close to the Saints fans at ringside. One of them reaches for her, but security steps in and moves them back. Mai turns back to the ring and climbs onto the apron just as Fire sends Williams into the ropes. Mai clubs Williams in the back of the head as he hits the ropes, and he stumbles forward into a kick and a DDT from the Champion. Fire runs up the ropes and leaps into the BFE, but as she lands Mai springs off the top rope and hits a frogsplash. Mai bounces to her feet and drags Firewoman up, shoving her into the corner as Williams rolls to the outside.
Mai works Fire over in the corner with kicks and chops. She hits an Irish whip, but Fire reverses. Mai hits hard and bounces out - into a back bodydrop. Fire goes to the ropes and drops an elbow into Mai’s throat. She covers, but Mai kicks out at one. Fire rolls right to her feet and drives a knee into Mai’s back as she sits up. Fire grabs Mai’s arms and pulls back. Mai gets her feet under her, dragging Fire to her feet. With a scream, Mai yanks one arm free and pivots, grabbing Fire and driving her to the mat with a belly-to belly suplex. She hooks the leg. but Fire kicks out at two.
Meanwhile on the outside, Williams circles the ring trying to clear his head. He stops to glare at the Saints fans, and then starts to walk away, but suddenly turns and slugs one of the fans. He tries to drag the fan over the railing, but two more vault the railing on either side of him and grab his arms. They drag him back, allowing the first fan to climb to ringside and flip off his hood - it’s Christian Carter! Carter goes to town on the subdued Williams, pummeling him until he sags in the grip of the other ‘fans’. They release him and slide into the ring, where Fire and Mai are grappling in the corner. Fire sees them coming and pushes past Mai to slam a forearm into Alexis Darling’s face. Rory Albright grabs Mai and spins her around, but she drives a knee into his groin, and then into his face as he doubles over. Mai and Fire each grab one of Alexis’ arms, duck under, and take her over with a tandem suplex. Albright gets to his feet, but gets knocked back down by twin superkicks. Fire and Mai haul Alexis to her feet and send her to the ropes. She grabs the ropes to stop her momentum, but Fire sends Mai after her and Mai hits a crossbody that takes them over the ropes to the floor.
Carter has cleared the Botswanan announce table and has Williams set up for the Fall From Grace. He takes a second too long taunting the crowd, and Williams yanks his arms free and backdrops Carter off the table. Alexander Darling comes out of the crowd and circles the ring to help Carter, but at the same moment the Saints explode out of the back and rush the ring. Realizing they’re at a disadvantage, Royalty regroups outside the ring and hops over the railing to escape through the crowd.
WINNERS - NO CONTEST.
Royalty regroups at the top of the ramp while most of the OOWF is in the ring. “NO CHANCE” blares over the PA and Vince McMahon, HHH, Steph and Eric O’Mac come out. Vince and the rest of the WWE shake hands with Royalty, while a chorus of boos rains down on them from the crowd. Vince looks around and sneers at the pro-OOWF crowd, then pulls a mic from his suit
Do you people realize who I am? Do you realize just what you are looking at in front of you? This group is Royalty. I am Royalty. I am the King of the wrestling world. I OWN wrestling! Nothing is done in this business without my say so. The list of those who have tried, and failed, to operate without my consent is long, the AWA, WCW, UWF, Mid-South, TNA……the list goes on and on and on. Right now, I could end TNA with the snap of my fingers, though they have done a pretty good job on their own. I could own Ring of Honor tomorrow if I wanted, but hell, why not let them keep feeding me talent. There is just ONE fed that operates outside of my jurisdiction. There is just one fed full of miscreants and garbage wrestlers that DARES defy me and I am here to finally put an end to it. I am a patient man, but I am done waiting.
<HHH asks for the mic from Vince, Vince hands it off and the crowd boos HHH even louder>
There are certain realities in life, certain inevitabilities, and this……..all this……..the reality behind all this is that it is destined to fail. You have all won some battles, but a war against the WWE? Let’s be serious here, your biggest victory is getting us to come to this godforsaken hellhole to tell you that your time is up. It was a nice fight on your part, but there is no amount of rallying the troops, there are no speeches to be made, all there is, is the inevitable. When Vincent Kennedy McMahon decides he wants something, he gets it. It is really that simple, that is the reality of the situation. Now……as Mr. Darling has been so eloquently saying for months now, not all of you will be cast aside. There IS some talent on this roster…….mostly enhancement talent, but talent nonetheless. And there are some of you that could provide valuable as trainers and road agents to us. But the reality is…….this is it for you. So guys like Moosehead Jack and Chloe, you can go crawl off and die in whatever high school gym or bingo hall it is you want to call home. Guys like Stank and LD Williams, and even you Matt Folz, you could be valuable as a trainer. The rest of you…….well, someone has to put the next generation over.
<Eric O’Mac takes the mic now and a TRAI-TOR, TRAI-TOR, TRAI-TOR chant goes up, Eric just smirks>
You can call me a traitor all you want. The fact is, even when I was competing in this flea bin, I was above the rest. I was better than all of them because I am a McMahon, and that makes me better than you. Here’s the deal OOWF. In two weeks, January 21st in Resen, Macedonia……..wherever the hell that is……..WWE vs. OOWF. We are going to have a series of matches, winner takes all……..and when the WWE wins, and we WILL win, the OOWF ceases to exist. You become property of Vincent Kennedy McMahon and the WWE. Pink slips will be ready and waiting…………trust me
<the WWE contingent all smirk and raise their hands in victory as the crowd showers them with debris and we fade to black>
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