OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Istanbul, Turkey
January 14, 2015
MOOSEHEAD JACK & FIREWOMAN vs. BUCK KRAKATOA & EMIL TAMBORAKrakatoa and Tambora are already in the ring when “Armagoddamnmotherfuckingeddon” plays and Moose and Fire storm the ring. Moose attacks Krakatoa and drives knees into his gut, then shoves him back and hits a spinning back fist to the temple that knocks him between the ropes to the floor. Meanwhile, Fire has Tambora in the corner and is repeatedly hammering him with punches to the face, despite referee warnings. Fire pulls Tambora out of the corner and sends him to the ropes, Moose drops to the mat and as Tambora leaps over him, Fire nearly takes his head off with a SUPERKICK to the jaw. Tambora hits the mat and doesn’t move,
Moose slips out of the ring and grabs Krakatoa and pulls him to a sitting position and hammers him with punches and kicks to the face, then grabs a bottle and SMASHES it against the side of Krakatoa’s head. Blood pours from the wound and Krakatoa howls in pain. Moose continues the onslaught until his fists are covered in blood. Meanwhile, inside the ring, Fire pulls Tambora to his feet and whips him into the corner and follows him in with a forearm to the face that snaps his head back. Fire lifts him onto the top rope and climbs up, lifts him onto her shoulders………TOP ROPE DARLING DRIVER! Tambora may be DEAD! Think that was intended to send a message? With the former Mr. Tambora lying in the corner bleeding, Moose grabs Krakatoa and throws him into the fire.
Fire grabs Krakatoa, lifts him for a suplex, then drops him stomach first on the ropes. As she steps aside, Moose flies in and lands a BUISAKU KNEE to Krakatoa’s face, he flies off the ropes, slams into the guardrail and falls to the floor, coughing up blood. Fire grabs the possibly deceased Tambora, pulls him up and hits the MOOSE KILLER! Moose pounces on him and locks in the JI-ENDO and Tambora immediately taps. That. Was. BRUTAL!
WINNERS in 3:23 – Moosehead Jack & Firewoman
TYTAN & ECOSYSTEM vs. GHOSTHEAD & SPIDER MCNULTYGhost and Spider are out first, they seem to have an uneasy alliance at this point. Spider waits in the ring while Ghost heads to the floor. Eco’s music plays, and Team TEaM, or at least part of it (someone refresh me on who was in that again) makes their way to the ring. As Eco and Tytan step into the ring, Ghost glares at Eco, who decides that it would be better for Tytan to start things off.
Tytan and Spider go at it, and Tytan and Ghost go at it, but Eco always seems to be able to avoid being in the ring with Ghost, which infuriates Ghost. After a relatively clean match, things break down and the four men brawl. Tytan drops Ghost with a spinning lariat that nearly takes his head off, but then gets dumped to the floor by Spider. Tytan and Spider fight it out on the floor for a few minutes, until Tytan reverses a whip attempt and sends Spider crashing into the stairs.
Tytan rolls into the ring and sees Ghost slowly getting to his feet. Behind Ghost, Eco is calling for the ENF! Tytan charges at Ghost for the RELEASE THE KRAKEN! But Ghost moves out of the way, and Tytan DESTROYS an unsuspecting Eco! Tytan gets to his feet and tries to help Juni up, but Ghost grabs him and throws him between the ropes to the floor, then pulls Eco up and hits the PHANTASMAGORIA! Eco struggles and tries to make it to the ropes, Tytan tries to get back into the ring to save his partner, but Spider pulls him off the apron and catches him with a hard right to the jaw that staggers the big man. Inside the ring, Ghost increases the pressure, and Eco goes limp. The referee immediately calls for the bell, this one is over.
WINNERS in 20:14 – Ghosthead & Spider McNulty
LD WILLIAMS & MIRANDA WILLIAMS vs. ALEXIS DARLING & CHRISTIAN CARTERWell this doesn't bode well for sportsmanship or clean competitiveness. LD and Miranda Williams bum rush Royalty as they make their way down the ramp! Royalty's music is abruptly cut off as Miranda pulls Alexis up by her hair and launches her head first onto the ring post! LD assists Carter to his feet then slings him into the steel steps! Alexis comes up with a gash on her forehead and Miranda does not give her much time to breathe as she drops Darling on the outside with a LOU THEZ PRESS! Miranda follows up with punches to the gash on Alexis's forehead opening Darling up further as her blood splatters off of Miranda's fist.
Meanwhile LD pulls Carter to his feet and drives him backwards into the side of the ring! He follows up on Carter with punches to his head as the ref pleads with LD to settle down and bring the action into the ring! Miranda rolls Alexis in from the other side then slides in after her under the bottom rope. The ref turns his attention to the women and moves to separate Miranda from Alexis. LD Meanwhile pulls Carter to his feet once again and whips the former Suicide King hard into the other set of steel steps on the far side of the ring! LD then slides in under the bottom rope and takes over the assault on Alexis Darling since the ref has successfully separated Miranda from her prey. Miranda, breathing heavily from the rush of her offense, steps through the ropes and stands in her corner. The ref has two combatants in the ring and figures now is as good a time as any to call for the bell and get the match underway proper.
LD lifts Alexis off her feet and drops her back down to the mat with a DELAYED SUPLEX! LD covers and gets TWO! Lexie still showing signs of life. LD quickly hops to his feet, runs the ropes and returns with a LEGDROP across Darling's throat! LD rises up and nails Alexis with several ELBOW DROPS before dragging her to his corner and tagging in his daughter.
Miranda slingshots her way over the top rope and lands on Alexis with a SOMERSAULT SENTON SPLASH! Miranda drags Alexis to the center of the ring and locks her in a SHARPSHOOTER! Alexis howls in pain as Miranda bears down on the leg making a show of pulling back tighter until she is nearly sitting on Alexis's back. Bleeding from the forehead, Darling summons as much strength as she can muster as she slowly claws her way toward the ropes. Eventually Alexis is mere inches away from grabbing the rope before Miranda hauls her back to the center of the ring and reapplies the hold while her father looks on sternly.
Alexis is a bloody mess and doesn't have much more fight left in her. Fortunately for her, Carter has recovered from the assault on him earlier and is able to make the save by quickly entering the ring and kicking Miranda off of his partner! The ref pushes Carter back to his corner before Miranda rises to her feet and tags in LD. The next several minutes comprise of near falls and quick tags between the Williams's before Alexis is finally able to turn the tables when she reverses a suplex attempt by Miranda into a DDT! Alexis slowly crawls to her corner and is able to make the hot tag to Christian Carter!
Carter steps quickly through the ropes and is able to reach Miranda before she can get to her corner. He pulls her up to her feet and drops her with a wicked SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE! Carter rises to his feet, turns, and knocks LD off the apron with a wild punch to LD's face! Carter returns to Miranda and punishes her with stomps and kicks to her side! He runs the ropes and and lands a flying elbow drop then covers... 1.. TWO.. NO! Miranda gets her foot on the bottom rope! Carter snarls and pulls Miranda to her feet! He whips her toward the ropes and on the rebound kicks her in the gut signaling for, and setting up the FALL FROM GRACE with a smirk, but NO! LD Williams slides into the ring with a steel chair and SMACKS CARTER UPSIDE HIS HEAD!
Carter falls (from grace?) landing on his back with a matching gash on his forehead with his partner! Speaking of Alexis she stands on the apron stunned as the ref calls for the bell!
Your Winners by Disqualification in 15:32 - Alexis Darling and Christian Carter!LD stands over Carter's body scowling at Alexis who doesn't realize that Miranda has rolled out of the ring and snuck up behind her! Miranda pulls Alexis down causing her to smack her head on the apron! Miranda pulls Alexis up then FLINGS her over the ISIS Announce Table! (No not THAT ISIS... .. ... okay maybe THAT ISIS. Who let those guys in here?) Pamela and Sterling scatter out of the way as Alexis comes bounding in their direction (Okay I was right. It isn't THAT ISIS.) Miranda dives over the table after Alexis as LD lifts his chair high over his head as we become witness to DUAL CANADIAN VIOLENCE!! LD and Miranda are relentless in their assault on Royalty as additional refs, security and OOWF officials make their way ringside with... ... .. not too much concern for Royalty... huh.
A few refs casually enter the ring and ask LD if he would pretty please stop beating the shit out of Christian Carter with his steel chair. Likewise for Miranda and Alexis as Randa has introduced the ring bell into her assault on Lexie as OOWF officials look on "helpless".
Archer - Ow. That's going to leave a mark.
Pam - You think?
Archer - Someone should probably stop this.
Pam - Don't look at me.
Archer - God DAMN it, Pam!
Pam - What! You think I'm want to jump into the middle of this?
Archer - This was YOUR Make-A-Wish!
Pam - For the LAST TIME I am not a CHILD... nor am I DYING
Archer - Aren't we ALL someone's child? Aren't we ALL dying?
Pam - I don't think you understand what Make-A-Wish is for.
Archer - Tell me you don't want jump in the middle of this.
Pam -
Archer -
Pam -
Archer -
Pam - HELL YEAH I DO!
Archer - That a girl.Before Pamela can mix it up though, the officials decide that Royalty has had enough and move to separate LD and Miranda from their victims despite the belligerent protests from a somewhat overweight, possibly stoned, blond representative of a defunct intelligence service hoping to fulfill her misguided and wholly inaccurate Make-A-Wish arranged by her inept colleague.
POWER vs. DEE MURPHYThe Dropkick Murphys bring out Daniella Murphy who remains totally focused on the ring. She enters and moves to the opposite side when all the lights go out and this appears on the Jumbotron...
Pink and purple pyro explodes with the first “I've got the Power” and we see a single pink spotlight on Power, still in a camo 2-piece matching her partner, back to the crowd, flexing and posing. She turns, one more pose, then points to Daniella, walks down the ramp, slapping hands with most of the fans, climbs the steps and mounts the turnbuckle from the outside. She poses for the crowd, climbs to the top, dives off and rolls to the other turnbuckle, where she climbs and poses to a mixed reaction. She jumps off the turnbuckle and gets right in Dee Murphy's face. The referee tries to intercede but gets pushed back onto his butt by one hand of each of the women, and he decides to just ring the bell and let them have at it.
The stare down between two of the biggest and strongest women in the OOWF continues as the crowd keeps getting louder and louder. Finally Murphy's eyes roll into the back of her head as she grabs Power by the throat but Power blocks that and tries to picks up Murphy for a body slam. Murphy sets her feet and blocks the slam attempt. Power decides to hit the ropes and tackle Murphy but Dee doesn't budge. Power tries again with the same result. Third time Dee tries to come up with a clothesline but Power ducks under it and stops. Dee turns into a dropkick! Murphy is staggered but doesn't go down. Power hits the ropes again and hits a SPEAR! Power takes advantage and turns Dee over into a Muta Lock! Dee is very close to the ropes, though and is able to get the break. But during the commotion Chloe steps out onto the ramp and sends the Black Hand out! The Draculs blindside Power as Chloe and Ember stay at the top of the ramp. Dee is upset and tries to break it up but the referee has already called for the bell.
WINNER in 3:45 by Disqualification – Power!
Dee tries to wade in the melee but the Draculs pull back after having left Power a bloody mess in the ring. The Draculs join Ember and Chloe at the top of the ramp and all raise their hands in victory
CHLOE vs. SHANE TUSKAThe crowd murmurs as the referee for this match, Ben Coleman, walks down to ringside. The Saints of Sinners contingent seems happy, though, given Mr Coleman's attitude. The Jumbotron begins a familiar tune...
...and out comes Chloe, accompanied by Tavian Dracul. Both are happy and smiling as they walk over to the Saints of Sinner section. They cheer and hoot and Chloe plays up to the fans. Finally they climb into the ring and warmly greet Coleman.
As Stavesacre fires up there is a commotion at the top of the ramp as Power tries to keep Tuska from coming to the ring. The couple is having a full blown argument as Tuska's shoulder is heavily taped up. As the argument continues Spider McNulty comes out to try to settle things down. Finally McNulty and Tuska head down the ramp as Power continues to scream that Tuska shouldn't compete. Coleman tells McNulty that he can't be at ringside, but Spider tells Coleman that if Tavian stays, he does. Finally Coleman gets Spider and Tavian out of the ring and calls for the bell.
Tuska quickly attacks Chloe with solid shots and quickly goes for a Silencer to put her away, but Coleman finds himself out of position and makes a very slow two count. As Tuska and Spider complain Tavian throws in the Coal Miner's Glove and jumps on Tuska from behind, driving that loaded glove into his already damaged shoulder. Chloe then drives the loaded glove into Tuska's twigs and berries, ensuring a frustrating night for Power, who is still screaming at the top of the ramp. Chloe picks up Tuska for a body slam but turns it into a Shoulder breaker that has Tuska flailing away on the mat trying to cover up the shoulder. Chloe throws the glove back to Tavian and takes that damaged arm and pulls it back into a hammerlock, then pulls Tuska up and slams him on that arm. Coleman is still engaged in an argument with Spider and Spider, seeing that his argumants are not working, finally turns away. Chloe picks up Tuska for a Package Piledriver! Chloe turns toward the ramp, drops to her knees, and begins taunting her sister, begging her to come down the ramp. Power starts to come down the ramp but Coleman is out of the ring and goes face to...well, they begin arguing, with Coleman making it clear he's the official and he will get her fined if she doesn't get back to the top of the ramp. Meanwhile Chloe has grabbed Tuska and has locked in the London Dungeon on that bad shoulder! Tuska is screaming but refusing to tap out...not that it would matter as Coleman is still arguing with Power outside of the ring. Power finally moves back up the ramp and Coleman leisurely gets back in the ring and asks Tuska if he wants to give up when a towel comes flying into the ring from Spider McNulty. Coleman picks up the towel and strolls over to ask McNulty if he is giving up for Tuska. Coleman repeatedly asks McNulty if he's sure, all the time Chloe torques harder on that shoulder. Finally Coleman calls for the bell.
Winner by submission in 8:45 – Chloe
But Chloe doesn't break the hold, and Coleman administers the slowest five count in the world and Chloe finally breaks the hold. Power and Spider are in the ring quickly to check on Tuska. Chloe taunts her sister who stands up and walks toward her. Power and Chloe get face to face. Quickly officials are out to separate the siblings and trainers are out to check on Tuska, while Coleman just strolls to the back, smiling.
TOMMY WILDER vs. DRE GAINES vs. DK MURPHY vs. MAI MUYOWilder, Gaines, Murphy and Mai are all in the ring, the bell is about to ring when “Royals” plays and Royalty comes to the top of the ramp, flanked by an impressive amount of guards in full riot gear. Royalty heads toward the ring slowly while Alex talks.
You know, I THOUGHT I had made myself perfectly clear, but evidently, the message is not getting across. I have given all of you the chance to join me in the WWE, to leave this hell hole and DO something with your careers. I mean, look at the talent in this ring. Wilder, you could be the next Shawn Michaels, one of the best high flyers there has ever been. Gaines, you could take over the New Day and lead them to greatness, hell you could be the NEW Nation of Domination. Mai, you could be the best women’s wrestler since Trish Stratus, and Murphy, hell, you could dump that dead weight that is your sister and be a viable US title contender.
You could all have that. But instead, you choose to stay here, in this dump and be little fish in a little pond. Face it, in one week, you will all be unemployed. I mean, I can put in a good word for you, but Vince likes to hold grudges. This is the reality of the situation, you chose wrong, and now, you have to pay.<Royalty slides into the ring and we see they all have baseball bats. The OOWFers put up a valiant fight, but soon enough they each take a shot to the head and hit the canvas. While this is going on, the OOWF locker room empties, but the Riot Squad turn around and clog the aisle heading to the ring. Chairs come out, but the bodyguards all have shields and are able to fend off the blows. After several minutes, Mai, Dre, Tommy and DK are all lying motionless in the middle of the ring. Alex stands over them and holds up the OOWF and WWE titles and smirks. Royalty slips out of the ring and escapes through the crowd. Once they are safely away, the bodyguards turn and let the OOWF through, they quickly slide into the ring and check on their fallen comrades, medical is right behind them.
STANK vs. RORY ALBRIGHTSkid Row's "18 and Life" plays Rory Albright down to the ring to massive boos. He does his best to ignore the boos as he steps into the ring and waits his opponent. The crowd is a bit more respectful as "Skin" plays and Stank makes his way down to the ring, never taking his eyes off of Rory. Stank steps into the ring, the cage is locked and this one is underway.
Rory looks to use his speed advantage to start and charges Stank, ducking a clothesline and hitting a right hand on the rebound. He charges again, again ducks a clothesline and hits a right hand. He charges a 3rd time and is less successful this time, running into a big boot from Stank. Stank picks Rory up and slams his head hard into the turnbuckle before hitting a sidewalk slam. Rory hits a low blow and tries to climb the cage to escape, but Stank slams him off and covers him for 2. Legdrop gets another 2 count for Stank followed by a belly to belly suplex. He sends Rory off the ropes and hits a HUGE back body drop that sends Rory flying. Stank looks to set up for the Stank U, but Rory rakes his eyes and hits a desperation superkick to knock the big man off his feet.
Rory leans against the ropes to catch his breath before heading up top and hitting the Apollo for 2. He scoops Stank up and looks for the El Soul but Stank slips off Rory's shoulders and shoves him chest first into the turnbuckle. Stank looks for the Stank U, but Rory grabs him into a roll up and holds the tights and gets the 1......2.....3.
Winner in 7:23: Rory Albright
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. MATT FOLZ – Non-Title MatchMatt and Jamie Folz step onto the stage and the crowd erupts. The happy couple acknowledge the reaction, embrace, and Jamie heads to the back as Matt makes his way to the ring. Folz stretches in his corner, but turns to stare at the entrance when the crowd’s cheers turn to boos as the WWE and OOWF World Heavyweight Champion steps through the curtain. Alexander Darling raises his championships. smirking at the reaction it draws. Alex strolls down the aisle, ignoring the catcalls, and climbs into the ring. He asks for a mic, then makes a show of dropping the OOWF title on the mat before turning to face Matt with the WWE title over his shoulder. We’ll never know what he planned to say, as Folz steps forward and drives a hard right into his face. Alex staggers back, dropping the mic, then grabs the WWE title and swings for the fences. Folz sidesteps and drives an elbow into the back of his head. Referee Davis Hightower deposits the mic and belts at ringside and calls for the bell.
Folz grabs the back of Alex’s head and runs him face-first into the corner. He spins the champion around and drives repeated shoulders into his midsection, punctuated by a forearm to the jaw. He hits an Irish whip, but Alex reverses. Folz re-reverses, then pulls Alex back and throws him across the ring with an overhead release suplex. Alex hits the turnbuckles upside down and falls to the mat. Folz stomps the champion, then drags him to his feet. He hits some forearms and sets up a suplex, but Alex blocks. Alex blocks a second one and reverses. Folz squirms, so Alex turns and drops him onto the apron. Alex grabs Folz’ head and drops, clotheslining him on the top rope. Folz grabs the ropes and manages to stay on the apron. Alex sprints for the ropes and comes back with a sliding dropkick, sending Folz toppling to the floor. Alex waits for Folz to get up and slings himself over the ropes and hits a cross body.
Alex hammers Folz with punches, and then pulls him up and slings him into the ringside barrier. He hits a series of kicks and sends him into the ring apron. He drives a knee into Folz' stomach, then grabs his head and runs him into the ringpost. Folz puts on the brakes, however, and Alex slams into the steel. Folz slides under the ropes to break the count, then goes back to the floor. He charges, but Alex moves out of the way. Folz manages to stop before he hits the ring post, but Alex dropkicks him in the back, slamming his face into the steel. Alex grinds Folz’ eyes into the apron, and then stuffs him into the ring. He slides in as well and drags Folz to his feet. He tries to haul Folz onto his shoulders for the Darling Driver, but Folz drives repeated elbows into his head to block. Alex pivots and grabs Folz’ head, nailing him with a codebreaker. He rolls him over and covers, but only gets two.
Alex stomps on Folz and kicks him onto his stomach. He grabs both arms for a curbstomp, but Folz yanks one free and rolls, pulling the Champion off-balance. Folz gets his feet under him and explodes off the mat, levelling Alex with a clothesline. Folz pulls Alex up and stuns him with a European uppercut, then shoves him back against the ropes. He pummels the Champion with forearms, and then sends him across the ring - spinebuster! Folz covers, but Alex rolls a shoulder just in time. Folz sits Alex up and plants a knee in his back, pulling back on both of his arms. Alex gets his feet under him and starts to get up. Folz releases him, spins him around, and plants him with a gut wrench suplex. He covers, but again only gets two. Folz drags Alex to his feet and sends him into the corner, but Alex dodges a charge and hits a series of shots to Folz' kidneys. He hooks Folz' head from behind and hits an inverted DDT. He covers, but only gets two.
Alex drags Folz out of the corner and drops both knees into his back. He grabs Folz' legs and ties him into the Darling Money Clip! Folz tries to reach the ropes, but the Champion drags him back. Folz pushes himself up and manages to tuck a shoulder, rolling through to break the hold. Folz hooks Alex's leg on the way, pulling him off his feet, and twists him into an anklelock. Alex kicks and struggles, but Folz manages to cinch it in, getting to his feet for leverage. Alex almost reaches the ropes, but Folz drags him back. We go split screen to show Christian Carter and Rory Albright trying to get through the curtain but blocked by Stank, L.D. Williams and Tommy Wilder. Alex is crawling, but Folz drops to the mat and grapevines the leg, keeping him from reaching the ropes. It looks like the champion is about to tap. Alexis Darling hops the railing out of the crowd and heads for the ring, but one of the Saints fans at ringside leaps onto the railing and takes her down with a flying tackle. The ‘fan’ hauls Alexis to her feet, kicks her in the stomach, and hits a Canadian Destroyer. Inside the ring, Alex's hand comes down - and he makes a final lunge and grabs the ropes! Hightower steps in and forces Folz back as Alex curls up on the mat, holding his ankle. Folz moves back in, and Alex nails him with a punch. Folz goes down like he's been shot, and we see Alex putting something into his tights. Alex uses the ropes to drag himself to his feet and hobbles over to Folz. He drags Folz up and hauls him onto his shoulders - Darling Driver! Alex covers, and as soon as Hightower starts counting he braces his feet on the ropes 1...2...3.
WINNER, in 27:36, Alexander Darling.
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