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Post by mooseheadjack on Jun 24, 2008 14:49:47 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem Live! From The Bottom, Netherlands FLY vs. MIKAEL VAN DE JONGFly is a newcomer to the OOWF while Van De Young is the top heel for the Netherlands Association of Wrestling. Fly comes to the ring to the huge pop of the crowd…and immediately gets attacked from behind. Gavin calls for the bell and this one is officially underway. MVDJ clubs Fly on the back of the head and whips him to the corner, as Fly bounces out, MVDJ picks him up by the throat and throws him back to the corner. MVDJ sneers at the crowd and unleashes a couple of chops that drop Fly in the corner. MVDJ puts his boot on Fly’s throat and chokes him, breaking only when the ref threatens a disqualification. MVDJ finally breaks and walks to the middle of the ring, Fly kips to his feet and springs to the second rope and begins to cabbage patch. MVDJ turns around and Fly leaps and takes MVDJ off his feet with a flying clothesline. Fly springs up and ducks a MVDJ clothesline attempt, hits the ropes and connects with a perfect dropkick to the mouth. Fly scales the ropes again and waits for MVDJ to get to his feet and soars through the air and nails a picture perfect cross body. Fly doesn’t even go for a count, instead he springs back up, waits on the apron and dances some more. MVDJ gets to his feet, Fly spring boards in and tries a hurracarana, but MVDJ ducks, Fly lands on his feet, spins and comes face to face with MVDJ, Fly yells BIYOTCH and nails MVDJ in the forehead with a palm thrust that staggers him, then grabs MVDJ by the head, heads to the corner and hits an Acid Stunner! MVDJ is out, Fly climbs to the ropes and waits and hits the Flava Drop and gets the fans to count three. WINNER in 5:14 - Fly MR. JEALOUS vs. PREDATORJealous comes to the ring and just glares at Predator. This should be a great battle of two of the strongest men in the OOWF. Gavin Hale calls for the bell and the two behemoths slowly circle each other. Predator calls for a test of strength, Jealous gladly obliges. The two lock up and a mighty test of strength ensues. Predator gets the initial upper hand, but Jealous comes back and is about to force Predator to his knees when Predator forces the break with a kick to the mid section that drops Jealous to one knee. As Predator looks proud of himself, Jealous explodes from one knee and spears Predator to the mat. Jealous mounts Predator and hammers away with some shots to the side of Predator’s head, Predator quickly reverses and hammers on Jealous. Gavin Hale tries in vain to separate the two, but they are just too strong. Both men get to their feet and the fight is on, they throw haymakers at each other that would cripple normal people. Jealous is getting the better of things, so Predator rakes the eyes. Pred whips Jealous to the ropes and catches him on the rebound and lifts him for an F-5! But Predator starts it in an Airplane spine first, then hits the F-5! Cover, JEALOUS KICKS OUT AT TWO! Predator cannot believe it! He gets to his feet and backs Hale into the corner and threatens to remove his head from his torso. While he is arguing with the referee, Predator does not notice that Jealous is back to his feet, Jealous charges and spears Predator back into the corner, crushing Hale along with Predator. Hale might be dead. Jealous pulls Predator out of the corner and hits the JEALOUS RAGE! Jealous covers, but there is no ref! Predator kicks out and the two giants begin a brawl that tumbles out of the ring and heads to the back. Eventually Hale comes to and notices there are no wrestlers in the ring, he looks around for them, but by now they have disappeared to the back. Hale shakes his head and waves the match off WINNER – No Contest in 9:59 CHRIS ALT vs. JOSH O’NEALJosh comes to the ring flanked by Capslock and Stank, who are each carrying a six pack of Grolsch (product placement!) The three get in the ring and offer Alt a beer, Chris looks at them for a moment, then turns his back and continues stretching in the corner. Referee Mel Creech calls for the bell, Capslock, Stank and O’Neal toast each other and slam a beer, before he can finish Alt comes up from behind and rolls JO up for a quick two count. Capslock and Stank look a little surprised, but on Creech’s orders they head to the back. Meanwhile, Alt waits for JO to get to his feet and spring boards off the bottom rope and catches JO in the face wit ha drop kick. Alt covers and gets two before JO powers out. Alt pulls JO to his feet, nails a few forearms to the side of his head, and sends him to the ropes. Alt tries a clothesline, but JO ducks and goes behind Alt and licks him in a full nelson, then lifts him up and slams him to the mat. Josh covers, but Alt is able to kick out at two. Josh pulls Alt to his feet and whips him to the ropes and catches him in a military press, Alt shimmies down JO’s back and tries to roll him up from behind, JO reaches down and pulls Alt to his feet and sends him to the ropes and tries a clothesline, Alt ducks and stops behind JO, when he turns around, Josh catches him in the jaw wit ha super kick that sends Alt to the floor. When Alt hits the floor he grabs his knee and writhes on the floor in agony. The referee starts the ten count, but Josh stops him and goes out to check on Alt. Josh helps Alt to his feet, Alt hobbles off and rolls into the ring, Josh shrugs and follows. Josh gets in the ring and pulls Alt to his feet, and tries to whip him to the ropes, Alt makes it about two steps and collapses to the mat grabbing his knee. Josh looks at the ref, then tries to pull Alt to his feet, as he leans in, Alt grabs his head and rolls him into a small package! The ref hits the mat and Alt gets the three count! WINNER in 14:11 Chris Alt After the match, Alt slides from the ring, his knee is fine, he grabs the house mic and speaks: No hard feelings big man, it just proves you have to be on the top of your game every single second here in the OOWF. It took me awhile to learn that, but I got it through my head and I won the OOWF Invitational. Speaking of which, since I am a good sport about it, I want to challenge my Best Friend in the world, Hardbody Harris, (crowd pops) to a match, next week in Dudelange, Luxembourg! (crowd cheers!) and Josh, don’t worry my man, you keep at it, and one day you might get to where I am.Alt flips the mic to the announcer and heads to the back NILES ANDERSON vs. SIRIRAMNiles is out first, and he’s carrying a microphone. He pauses and raises the mic, but pitches head over heels down the ramp as Siriram attacks. Siriram follows him to ringside and nails a kick to the head as Niles gets up. Siriram picks Niles up and drives his spine into the ring post. An Irish whip is reversed, and Siriram slams into the ringside barrier. As Siriram falls, Niles pounces, driving lefts and rights into his opponent’s head. Apparently that isn’t effective enough, as Niles drags Siriram over to the ring steps and slams his head against them. After a few shots, Siriram’s forehead starts trickling blood. Siriram finally blocks, and elbows Niles in the stomach, doubling him over. Siriram takes a step back, jumps, and drives Niles’ face into the steps with a Rocker Dropper. Niles comes up bleeding. Siriram rolls Niles into the ring and into the legs of Referee Junior Hale, who goes down in a tangle of limbs. Siriram grabs a chair and climbs into the ring. Siriram sets up the chair and puts Niles in it. Siriram off the ropes and hits a flying clothesline that flips Niles and the chair head over heels. Siriram picks Niles up and backs him into the corner. A knife edge chop rocks Niles, and he sags. Siriram with an Irish whip, but Niles reverses. Siriram hits the turnbuckles, and Niles is right behind him with a clothesline. Junior starts to stir and gets stomped by Niles. Niles slugs away with rights and lefts on Siriram in the corner. Niles sets up the chair in center ring and turns back to get speared by Siriram. He stomps away at Niles as Junior gets groggily to his feet. Siriram tosses Junior out of the ring and puts the chair around Niles’ neck. He dips his index finger in the blood pouring form his opponent’s forehead and writes on Niles’ chest… D… I… E… Siriram hits the ropes and attempts to stomp the chair, but Niles just manages to drag the chair out of the way. Niles rolls to his knees and drives a fist into Siriram’s stomach. He pulls the chair off and sets it up. Niles grabs Siriram - SteeDDT through the chair!! Niles locks on the Precision Incision as officials flood the ring. They pry Niles off of Siriram and the CSH are out. Johnny and AA guide Niles out of the ring and up the ramp. Suddenly Siriram breaks free and attacks. He gets a few shots in before the officials manage to recapture him and drag him away. WINNER - No Contest MOOSEHEAD JACK & LD WILLIAMS vs. THE BLACKDAWGSBD and LDW start out trading punches. BD takes advantage with a release German dropping LDW right on his head. MHJ tags himself in and he and BD duke it out. MHJ overpowers BD and is able to connect with a standing clothesline. MHJ taunts UD while he works over BD in methodical fashion. During one of MHJ’s tirades BD is able to surprise MHJ and lock in a Dragon. LDW hops into the ring to break up the hold. UD comes into the ring to counter and it is a pier 4 brawl. Referee Angelo Barros forces himself in between UD & LWD forcing them back to their corners. MHJ takes advantage again with a chop to the throat allowing for time to tag in LDW. LDW goes for a DDT but BD spins out and lands and enzuguri. It looks as if he landed wrong and is favoring his right knee. BD tries to make the tag but LDW pulls BD back by his injured leg and then locks in a half crab. UD tries to get in the ring but Barros blocks him. While the ref is busy with UD, MHJ comes in to nail BD with some vicious right hands. LD lifts up BD’s leg and slams it to the mat and then he changes up and locks him into the STF. BD is on the brink of tapping when UD makes the save. Barros goes after UD once again allowing MHJ to enter untagged (thought they made a slapping sound like they tagged). MHJ hits a pile driver and then locks in the Indian Deathlock. BD fights the hold for a minute and then pulls himself to the bottom rope. MHJ tags back in LWD and then holds down BD while Williams hit a slingshot leg drop on BD which looked brutal. BD is able to get a few shots on LDW and make a break for the corner but LDW grabbed his injured leg to prevent him from getting across the ring for the tag. BD was able to use some last remaining strength to jump backwards nailing LDW in the chin with his left foot. BD crawls towards the corner with LDW in pursuit. BD finally makes the tag just before LDW can stop him. UD is in with a choke slam to LDW. MHJ runs into the ring and eats lefts and rights from UD driving MHJ back into a corner. UD back up and nails MHJ with a big boot. LDW is back in and he also eats a big boot for his troubles. UD calls for the Last Ride on LDW. He gets LD up in the air before MHJ nails him with a heart punch. Barros is finally able to get MHJ out of the ring and then LDW drapes an arm over UD but only gets two. UD an LDW get back to their feet and LDW hits a few punches before UD once again takes control with a choke slam. He tags in BD who goes up to the top and nails a flying head butt. BD hits a DKO drop and goes for the cover but MHJ makes the save. UD come in and MHJ bails while Barros deals with UD again. This allows MHJ to grab a chair and then level BD with it right over the head. MHJ rolls out of the ring and grabs UD’s leg keeping him from breaking up the pin while LDW gets the three count on BD. WINNERS AT 14:54 Moosehead Jack & L.D. Williams After the match, Jack and UD brawl around ringside, both men end up with lengths of steel chain that they whip each other with and cause general mayhem. Officials flood ringside and separate the two. CORAX vs. FIRECHILD vs. SHASHWAT MISHRATriple Threat time at Midweek Mayhem! Corax, Firechild and Shashwat Mishra face off in a match that can really boost any one of them in the Intercontinental Title chase! Your referee is Junior Hale, and there is the bell! Corax and Shashwat start out, circling, looking for an opening. Corax shoots for a leg, Shashwat avoids. Second try by Corax, Shashwat avoids again and throws a Muy Thai kick, that catches Corax on the shoulder. Corax shakes the arm while Shashwat smirks, then he tries again for the leg. SM fires off another kick, but this time Corax catches the leg and turns it into a Dragon Screw leg whip, sending Shashwat scrambling to the mat. Both men get to their feet, Shashwat charges, Corax ducks, but instead of turning around, Corax fires a back kick into SM’s gut, grabs Shashwat by the head and slams him into the mat. Mishra rolls clear, and tags in Firechild. Firechild faces off with Corax, looking confident. Collar and elbow, Firechild pushes Corax back a step. Corax looks to lock up again, FC avoids the lock up, Corax with a back kick, FC side steps, steps in and pie-faces the masked wrestler to the canvas. Corax gets to his feet hot, but Firechild cuts him off fast with a running knee to the gut, followed by a spinning neck breaker, then an elbow drop to the back of the neck. The TPS member picks Corax up, whips him to the ropes and then takes him down with a leg lariat. Firechild stands over Corax, paint brushing him while he’s down. Firechild picks him up again, hard whip to the ropes, Firechild charges off the opposite side, and misses seeing Corax reach out and blind tag Shashwat – so on the rebound, FC DESTROYS Corax with a spear! Firechild covers, but Junior Hale doesn’t count – FC looks at Hale yelling “HEY! What’s the problem?” Just as Shashwat tries for the 40 yard field goal, using FC’s head as the ball! Shashwat picks up Corax before Hale can get him out of the ring, and slams him on top of Firechild! The referee rolls Corax out of the ring while SM begins working over Firechild, firing off lefts and rights to the head. Shashwat fires Firechild into the corner, follows him in, clothesline in the corner, followed by a step up kick to the head off of the ropes! Shashwat keeps Firechild in the corner, delivers a European uppercut, then a second. Junior Hale tries to force a break, and on 4 pushes Shashwat back from FC. SM argues with Hale that he gets a 5 count to break, Hale warns him off, and Firechild reaches over the ref’s shoulder and pokes Shashwat in the eye! Hale gets clear as FC follows that up with a clothesline, and puts the boots to him! FC pulls SM to his feet, picks him up and drops him across his knee with a backbreaker. FC then rolls Shashwat over and locks in the D-Tuner! Before the referee can even get into position to check for the submission, Corax springboards back in delivers a low dropkick right in FC’s chest, breaking up the hold. Corax stays on the attack, delivering a belly to belly suplex, then a leg drop. Corax takes a couple of steps back, and goes for the Shining Wizard – but Shashwat intercepts him, catching Corax and using his momentum for a snap power slam! Shashwat pops to his feet, but FC is right there with a forearm to the back of the head, and Firechild hits Shashwat with a neck breaker across his knee! Firechild starts to pick up Shashwat for the Wings of the Phoenix, when CORAX comes back again, tackling both of his opponents right out of the ring! Junior Hale tries to get the match back into the ring, eventually following them to the floor as all three are too busy beating each other up to listen. While Corax is alternating kicks at both Firechild and Shashwat, Junior Hale grabs Shashwat from behind to force a break – this proves to be a BIG mistake, as Shashwat spins, kicks Hale low and hit the Devine Bow of the referee! Meanwhile, Firechild throws Corax shoulder first into the ring post, then catches Shashwat from behind, locks in the Wings of the Phoenix, but Corax is there AGAIN with a super kick! Firechild goes down, and Shashwat simply dives into Corax, locking both hands around the masked man’s throat! Now extra refs and OOWF security are down to separate everyone, and it looks like this match is going to be called with no clear winner, and all three men are STILL trying to get at each other as they are being dragged away…. WINNER - NO CONTEST at 19:11! WCW vs. THE CHICKENSHIT HEELSWestgaard to start for the good guys, and Johnny volunteers AA to start to work off some weight. JWW doesn't care one way or the other and slugs away at Capps as the bell sounds. To the ropes, and a backdrop. Clothesline, then another, and JWW is just owning AA. Inverted atomic drop, and Westgaard sends Capps to the ropes again. Johnny makes a blind tag, and JWW power slams AA. JA in, but gets a right hand for his troubles, as he saw Johnny coming. To the ropes, and Westgaard looks for the CROSSCHECK~! But Johnny grabs the ropes and slithers out to the floor to allow the Heels to regroup. But in one sudden burst, Wilder runs the apron, springboards onto the adjacent rope, and moonsaults onto both Adrenaline and Capps! Westgaard to the floor, and he dumps Johnny over the guardrail. Wilder tosses Capps back in and climbs up for the AIRWALK~! But referee Junior Hale stands between him and AA, as TW is NOT the legal man. Westgaard grabs his hockey stick and rolls in, and Hale moves to take the stick away, and THAT allows Wilder to hit the AIRWALK~! Westgaard tosses the stick to the floor and makes the cover. One, two... but Adrenaline pulls JWW out of the ring! Blatant low blow on the floor, and Johnny rolls back in. He and Wilder go at it, as Junior Hale tries to gain some sort of control on this one. Tommy with a running dropkick, then a standing moonsault. AA pulls Wilder off by a leg and has him caught on one foot. TW tries an enziguri, but Capps ducks and rolls Tommy away from him. Wilder hops up, but gets blasted with a super kick from Johnny. Westgaard back in, but Hale makes him retreat to his corner, despite JWW technically being the legal man, just to gain some order to the match. That diversion allows the Heels to kick the crap out of Tommy and toss him back to the TCH corner. AA hotshots Wilder on the top rope, and Johnny flapjacks him. Tag to AA, and Capps chokes Tommy out in the corner. Suplex, and AA floats over for a two count. Tag to JA, and Adrenaline sends Wilder hard into the TCH corner. Johnny distracts the ref, and AA chokes out Tommy with the tag rope. That draws Westgaard in to break that up, but the official drags JWW away, letting AA and JA double team Tommy again, this time with a double superplex. Johnny covers, but JWW breaks it up at two. Johnny looks for a suplex, but Tommy blocks. And again. JA adjusts and looks for an Irish whip, but Wilder reverses it. But Tommy puts his head down, and Adrenaline catches him with a knee lift, then a high angle belly to back suplex, dropping TW on his head. AA back in with a leg drop... then does SIT-UPS~! Johnny counting along as the crowd boos. Capps wants a pile driver, but Wilder sweeps the legs out from beneath him and looks for a catapult. Johnny hops in and clobbers Wilder before that can happen. Westgaard's seen enough and comes around ringside and pulls Johnny off the apron, and a brawl commences on the floor. Westgaard slings Adrenaline wildly into the stairs, then returns to his corner to wait for a tag. Wilder's crawling that way, but Johnny slips the hockey stick into AA, and the referee has to remove it. Of course, TW makes the tag, but referee Junior Hale doesn't see it, and wCw's earlier tactic comes back to haunt them later in the match. AA with a belly to chubby belly suplex and tags back to Johnny. To the ropes, and Johnny hits a back elbow, then drops the elbow. Cover gets two. To the ropes again, and Johnny looks for a spine buster, but Tommy counters into a tornado DDT. But Johnny blocks that and looks for a neck breaker, and Tommy counters THAT with an Acid Drop, rolls over and MAKES THE HOT TAG~! Westgaard in a house afire. Clothesline to AA, clothesline to Johnny, backdrop to AA, backdrop to Johnny. JWW hits the inverted atomic drop on AA again, then looks for a Death Valley Driver on Johnny, but JA grabs the ropes to block. JWW simply flips Johnny to the floor, then focuses on AA. ICE AUGER is escaped by AA, but Westgaard catches him with a stiff elbow and looks for the CROSSCHECK~! But Johnny trips him up as he comes off the ropes. And Capps hits the ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT~! He is not legal though, and Hale tells him as such. Johnny slides back in and sets up for the ADRENALINE RUSH~! But Tommy comes in with a Shining Wizard off JWW's knee to break that up. Westgaard desperately reaches back and tags Tommy back in. Wilder with a head scissors takedown on Adrenaline, then a springboard dropkick on AA, sending him out of the ring. TW to the apron and springboards in onto Johnny, but JA catches him and looks for a power bomb. But Tommy rolls thru it and gets a rollup. One, two, but JA kicks out. To the ropes, and AA gets a blind tag. Drop toehold on Johnny, but Capps comes in with a nasty forearm to Wilder. ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT is blocked with an inside cradle that gets a long two count. AA pops up and knocks Tommy to the floor. Westgaard is back up and he and Capps slug it out, JWW getting the upper hand. Johnny brings the hockey stick in one more time and winds up, but Hale grabs the stick. Johnny yanks it back from him, but then JWW grabs the stick and we have a tug of war over the hockey stick. Westgaard lets go of the stick, and Johnny falls back thru the ropes and to the floor. But when JWW turns around, AA locks on THE CLAW~! And he's got in cinched in. This looks bad for wCw. But from off the picture, Tommy flies off the top rope onto AA with a high cross body! One, two, three, and the good guys get the victory. WINNERS in 29:09: wCw The camera follows wCw as they head up their ramp after the match. Capellan is waiting behind the curtain for them and the three men exchange high 5s. Capellan: “Awesome match, guys!”
Wilder: “Did you see that air walk? Felt like I was flyin’!”
AA and Adrenaline ruin the happy moment as they storm into shot.
AA: “There they are! You cheats!”
JA: “We were robbed!”
Cap: “I don’t know what match you were watching, dudes, but porky over there got pinned clean.”
AA: “Mmmm, pork sandwich …”
JA: “Alan! Focus!”
Adrenaline turns back to wCw.
JA: “We were robbed because we shouldn’t even be wasting our time with you guys! I’m a two-time IC champ! That makes me twice as good as your buddy here. [points at Capellan] And AA … well, AA’s really good in the ring!”
AA: “Yeah, us fighting you and those D&D losers is a joke. We should be facing the champs!”
Niles Anderson: “And they aren’t the only ones.”
Niles jabs Capellan in the chest.
NA: “I’m a two-time World Champion. I’m the number one contender. When are you going to work up the balls to fight me?”
Cap: “You? Number one? Last time I checked you weren’t even number four.”
AA: “You can’t talk to Niles that way!”
JW: “Wanna make something of it, Capps?”
Niles, Johnny and AA square off with wCw and it looks like an all-in brawl is about to erupt, when the Rick arrives on the scene.
TR: “Will you clowns get out of the way so the next match can go on?”
JA: “These punks need to be taught a lesson!”
TR: “Fine, you six are so hot to fight each other? Then next week at Midweek Mayhem it’ll be Niles Anderson & the Chickenshit Heels against wCw in a six-man tag match! Now get out of the way!”
THIM REYNOLDS vs. CANADIAN DRAGON
Mat wrestling display to start, and just when CD begins to gain an advantage, Reynolds goes to the eyes to stop it. Thim pounds away at Dragon in the corner, but CD kicks him in the gut and looks for the CANADIAN DESTROYER~! But Thim bails to the ropes to stop that. Dragon chops away, then hits a hip toss, and segues directly into a Majistral Cradle that gets a two count. Then a snap mare, and Dragon grabs a head scissors and rolls Reynolds into some sort of pinning predicament. That gets two. TR up and kicks the ropes in frustration. Dragon with a fireman's carry takeover, cover gets one, and Thim goes to the eyes again. Reynolds with a side suplex, and he rubs his forearm on Dragon's face as he chokes CD, much like the Leafs in April and May. Dragon with some knees to break that, and he sweeps TR's legs and looks for a Sharpshooter, but Reynolds is too strong and kicks him off. Thim charges, but Dragon sidesteps him and sends him to the turnbuckle. Rollup from behind gets two. Back up, and CD looks for the CANADIAN DESTROYER~! This time Thim hooks CD's leg and takes him down into a half crab. Sterling Glaw checks Dragon, but CD makes the ropes fairly easily. Thim reluctantly breaks the hold, but gets a stiff kick in on Dragon. Reynolds gets a Bossman slam, then hits a Test Drive/Con Way/Roll the Dice/Carlito's finisher, but only gets a two count. He pulls Dragon up, but CD hits a belly to belly suplex out of nowhere and goes back on the attack. Tornado DDT leads to a Lionsault, but Thim gets the knees up to block. Reynolds looks for the REFLEX-O-LOCK, but Dragon counters into a modified STF. TR hooks the bottom rope with his foot and Glaw calls for a break. Dragon pounds away on the ropes, but Reynolds backdrops him over the top. CD lands on his feet on the apron though and snaps Thim's throat off the top rope. Spinning heel kick knocks Reynolds down, and Dragon hits a flying head butt. CD pulls Reynolds up again and lines up for the CANADIAN DESTROYER~! Dragon begins the flip, but Thim catches his legs and plants him with a spine buster. Reynolds puts Dragon in a torture rack, but before he can hit a Burning Hammer, Dragon flips down and hits a jawbreaker. Another attempt at a CANADIAN DESTROYER~! But Thim sweeps the legs out and locks on a Sharpshooter of his own. But Dragon grabs Reynolds' leg and counters to his own, but Thim makes the ropes. Dragon is intent on hitting that CANADIAN DESTROYER~! But Thim blatantly goes low and hotshots him back onto the turnbuckle. TR beats on Dragon, as he's draped on the top turnbuckle. Then Reynolds goes up to the second rope, looking for a Samoan drop. But CD hooks the top rope with his feet, forcing Thim to modify his approach. TR looks for a top rope superplex, but this time Dragon blatantly goes low, and Reynolds crotches himself on the top rope. TR falls into the ring, and CD hits the DRAGONSAULT~! One, two, three. WINNER in 17:58: CANADIAN DRAGON
SERAPH vs. MICROPLAY
Seraph jumpstarted the match and controlled early, hitting a set of Germans. Seraph starts working on the lower back with a surfboard submission hold. Microplay managed to break the hold but Seraph caught him with a clothesline. Microplay turned around his fortunes with a thumb to the eyes. Microplay landed some elbows to the head and then hit a vertical suplex. He then Irish whipped Seraph to the corner and followed with a splash. Microplay then hoists Seraph to the top rope and hits a superplex. Microplay then crushed Seraph's ribs with the double handed sledge. Microplay decided that Seraph has had enough and starts to climb the top rope for the elbow drop. But Seraph was not done yet. He was able to get up and deliver a belly to belly suplex from the op rope. Seraph tried to follow up with an elbow from the second turnbuckle but Microplay lifts his foot up catching Seraph in his jaw. Microplay goes back on the offensive, but could not keep Seraph down for the 3 count in a few different pin attempts. Microplay decides he needs the help of the ring bell to finish the job. When he went outside to get it from the timekeeper he delayed long enough to allow Seraph to recover, and Seraph ducked the bell shot and locked Microplay in a Sharpshooter. Microplay almost tapped out but finally manages to reach the bottom rope. Eventually Seraph released the hold and tried a quick pin for a 2 count. Seraph hit more backbreakers and followed that with a pile driver. But on the attempted second pile driver, Microplay reversed into a back body drop and then followed with a DDT. Microplay goes to the top and hits a double ax handle and covers still only getting a 2 count. So again he goes to the top and this time hits a flying cross body, still only gets a 2 count. Now Microplay is frustrated as hell. So he goes back to grabbing the ring bell but referee Junior Hale is there to try and stop him. Both men struggle for the bell until Microplay is able to win in the process knocking down Hale. Microplay swings the bell at Seraph who ducks, the bell bounces off the top rope and right back into Microplay’s own head. Microplay wobbles a bit and Seraph catches him with The Propitation just as Hale gets back in position. Seraph covers and picks up the victory. WINNER AT 12:41 Seraph
GROUNDED IN REALITY vs. DRINK & DESTROY
Sane argues with Phil about who’s starting the match, but it looks more like a one-sided argument as Phil seems bemused. Phil calms down Sane and lets him start the match, and it’s Stank starting for the other side. Sane tries a lockup but is tossed to the mat by Stank. Sane charges with a shoulder block but is dropped himself, and now it’s Stank’s turn to look bemused. Sane charges again and Stank holds out his arm and catches Sane by the head, and Sane begins wind milling punches that miss stank by a good foot or so. With his other hand Stank tags out to FF Capslock. Capslock climbs in the ring and watches Sane, then taps him on the shoulder. Sane stops, looks at FFC, and is LEVELED with a clothesline! Capslock picks up Sane by the hair and shakes his head at Phil, who’s getting frustrated with his partner. Capslock toys with Sane, punishing him with power moves but not going for the pin. “He’s so cute!” FFC says to Stank. Now Stank is frustrated and looks to Phil for assistance. Phil shrugs his shoulders, and the two men outside the ring come to an understanding. When FFC turned to Stank, Sane grabs the opportunity with a well placed poke to the eyes and hits a springboard dropkick off the second rope. Sane does one of those unnecessary “somersault to his corner” things and tags in Phil. FFC tags in Stank, and the two behemoths look at each other and decide it’s time to face off. Lockup achieves nothing. Another lockup achieves nothing. A third lockup and Stank goes heel, kneeing Phil in his groin. Unfortunately, Phil’s a robot, and Stank hurts his knee. Phil kicks at Stank’s knee a few times, then delivers a wicked snap suplex! I didn’t think 400-pound men could do that! Phil grabs stank by the arm and pulls him to their corner. Phil makes the tag to Sane while hanging onto Stank by the arm. Sane heads to the top rope, then runs up Phil’s shoulders, leaps and BULLDOGS Stank to the mat. A FLYING ATRO PLUNGER BULLDOG DOUBLE TEAM!!!! Sane reacts to the crowd’s “Holy Shit” chants and fails to cover Stank. Phil gets Sane’s attention and tosses Sane on top of Stank. One, two, thr…kickout at the last second. Sane argues with the ref, which gives Stank enough time to recover. A huge haymaker sends Sane sprawling to the mat and Stank tags FFC. FFC and Stank decide it’s time to do the “Face in Peril” routine, and Sane is YOUR Ricky Morton. FFC and Stank pummel Sane with power moves but surprisingly Sane keeps from being pinned. Phil makes the save twice and nearly starts an all-out brawl each time, but the ref keeps order. Getting pissed off at not being able to finish off Sane, FFC goes looking under the ring. He pulls a ladder from under the ring to promote the Ladder Match at the PPV! Good thinking! But Sane see what’s happening and gets a wild look in his eye that his arch-nemesis would interfere in the match. He gives LADDER the Hulk Hogan Finger Point of Doom (as opposed to the Finger POKE of Doom). Sane charges at LADDER, which is still in FFC’s arms. JS shoulder block into LADDER knocks FFC to the mat underneath LADDER, and JS mounts LADDER for a series of punches. JS injures his hand, however, and backs off, but still trash-talking LADDER. FFC flails to get out from under LADDER as Sane attacks LADDER again. But Sane gets caught in the third rung of LADDER and looks to be getting choked out! Phil enters the ring to save Sane but is cut off by Stank, and the two big men trade power punches and eventually topple from the ring. Meanwhile, Sane is losing his battle to LADDER and is tapping out. FFC and the ref look at each other, confused. After a couple seconds of thought, the ref calls for the bell. WINNERS - by submission - in 18:29, Drink & Destroy.
Onslaught Championship Tournament – Round 1[/u] SOULDRAGON vs. NAYRWe kick off the Onslaught Championship tournament with what promises to be a stellar match up. We begin tonight with the new Onslaught rules, ten minute time limit, three rope breaks by the ref. We still keep the DQ or Count out is a loss part of it as well. Angel Barros calls them to the middle of the ring and calls for the bell, he holds up the Onslaught Title for all to see. This one is underway. Nayr goes in for a collar and elbow tie up, SD stops him with a knee to the mid section and snaps off a gut wrench suplex, then hits the ropes and drops short leg across Nayr’s face and covers but can only get a one count. SD pulls Nayr to his feet and whips him into the corner and follows him in with a high knee that catches Nayr in the jaw. As Nayr staggers out of the corner, SD blasts him with an enzurguri and rolls him over in a mahistrol cradle for a two count. Nary is slow to his feet and SD hits the ropes and tries a drop kick to Nayr’s face, but Nayr moves out of the way and SD hits the mat. Nayr quickly grapevines the legs and rolls SD over in a modified Texas cloverleaf. SD flails wildly, and makes it to the ropes, the referee calls for the break, SD’s first. The match continues on and neither man can gain much of an advantage. We hit the seven minute mark and the action heats up. If the match ends in a draw both men are eliminated. SoulDragon whips Nayr hard into the corner and Nayr slams chest first into the turnbuckle and falls backward into the middle of the ring. SoulDragon quickly scales the ropes and leaps for a flying leg drop, at the last possible second, Nayr moves out of the way and SD crashes to the mat. Nayr gets to his feet and ducks an attempted clothesline, grabs SD and hits an inverted atomic drop, then drops SD to the mat face first with a shining wizard upside the head. Nayr pulls SD to his feet, nine minutes gone, and hauls him up in a vertical suplex, spins him around a few times, then drops straigh down! BRAIN BUSTER! Nayr climbs the ropes and lands the inverted 920 moonsault! Cover1,2,3! WINNER in 9:53 Nayr MATT DADDY vs. MERCURYThe second match of our onslaught championship tournament is up next, referee Angel Barros remains in the ring as our next two participants head to the ring. Matt Daddy, still seconded by the legend himself, Chuck Norris, shakes hands and waves to the crowd. Barros calls for the bell and we are underway. MD offers his hand to start, Mercury slaps it away, MD spins around completely and catches Mercury with a clothesline that takes him off of his feet. MD pulls Mercury up and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a spine buster that bounces Mercury’s head off the canvas. MD covers, but Mercury is able to kick out at two. Mercury rolls out of the ring to regroup. He gets to his feet and sees Chuck Norris cheering for Matt Daddy, Mercury is infuriated and starts to argue with Chuck Norris. This can’t end well. Mercury shoves Chuck Norris once, Chuck warns him, Mercury does it again and Norris just flinches at him and Mercury turns to run away…and runs right into a big boot from Matt Daddy. MD pulls Mercury to his feet and rolls him into the ring, he covers and gets a two count. MD whips Mercury to the ropes and catches him in a sleeper hold. Merc begins to fade a bit, when the referee comes in to check, Mercury flails wildly and catches Barros in the eye with a finger poke o’doom. The referee falls to his knees in the corner, Mercury breaks the hold with a mule kick to the Matt Daddy family jewels. As MD writhes in pain on the matt, Mercury looks at the ref who is still down and leaves the ring and grabs a chair. Merc climbs back into the ring and yells for MD to get to his feet. Mercury raises the chair and is about to slam it down on MD, when Chuck Norris grabs the chair and throws it out of the ring. Mercury shoves Chuck again and this time Chuck responds with a roundhouse kick that pretty well KO’s Mercury. Matt Daddy and the referee both recover and Chuck slips out of the ring. MD climbs to the corner and waits for SD to get to his feet, when he does, MD leaps and hits the WHOLESOME! Covers and gets the three count. WINNER in 8:45 – Matt Daddy CONCRETE TG vs. AUSTRAROOAngel Barros pulls triple duty and remains in the ring for the final match of the opening round of the Onslaught Championship tournament. Austraroo is introduced first and heads to the ring, Concrete follows, both men receive impressive ovations. They are given their instructions and meet in the center of the ring, this one is on. Neither man wants to make the first mistake, so they circle each other slowly, Roo feigns a couple of kicks, Crete darts in finally and takes Roo to the mat with a waist lock takedown. Roo slips out of it and kips to his feet and heads to the ropes, Crete tries a hip toss but Roo rolls through it lands on his feet, hits the ropes and leaps on Crete’s shoulders for a hurracarana, Crete rolls through and winds up on his feet, hitting the ropes and charging at Roo wit ha clothesline, Roo matrixes out of the way, Crete hits the opposite ropes, Roo tries a monkey flip, Crete tries a leg drop instead, Roo rolls out of the way and rolls to his feet, he tries a shining wizard to the side of Crete’s head, Crete falls back to avoid it and takes Roo to the mat, grabs a side head lock, Roo immediately slips out of it and grabs a hammer lock, Crete makes it to his feet and grabs Roo’s head and tries to flip over Roo and out of the hammer lock, but Roo shoves him to the ropes, Crete rebounds and Roo tires a clothesline, Crete ducks the clothesline, hooks Roo and floats around and plants Roo with a DDT (Rocky style) Crete lies on the mat gasping, Roo is down as well, the fans explode in cheers for both men. The match continues at this frantic pace for the rest of the match. We hit the nine minute mark and the action has not slowed down one bit since the opening bell. The turning point comes when Roo goes for a RooSault, Crete side steps it and catches him with a Cement Mixer for two. Crete whips Roo to the corner, but Roo leaps on the ropes, before he can do anything, Crete turns and drop kicks the top rope, crotching Roo on the top. Runs to the corner and lifts Roo on his shoulders and hits a Running Power Bomb out of the corner, rolls through and hooks both legs and just gets the three count. WINNER in 9:57 Concrete TG After the match, Crete helps Roo to his feet and the two shake hands, Austraroo raises Crete’s hand in victory, they embrace and leave the ring together THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE vs. THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER – OOWF World Tag Team Title Cage MatchThe ref calls for the bell and all four men dive at each other and the ref gets caught in the middle, talking him out almost immediately. Gatorbait squares off with Harper Camby and Outback Jack is battling with Tommy. Both pairs tumble through the ropes and split off . . . Harper and Gatorbait crash over the announce table and Harper manages to grab Gatorbait and power bombs him through the announce table but as the table collapses under him Harper crunches down to the floor as well. Meanwhile Jack and Tommy are backing up the entrance way and into the barriers and thanks to a few overeager fans both men get hold of chairs and begin swinging. By this time the ref has recovered, goes over to check on the recovering Gatorbait and Harper and orders them back into the ring. That done and both men groggily heading in the right direction he runs around the ring to take care of Jack and Tommy. Both men are still swinging wildly and in and spectacularly unfortunate piece of timing the ref rounds the ring steps just in time to receive a flailed chair full in the face. He goes down like the proverbial sack of potatoes and Jack and Tommy keep swinging - totally oblivious. Back in the ring, Harper and Gatorbait are back after each other. After an exchange of fists and elbows, Harper grabs Gatorbait and whips him straight into the corner, following straight up with a crushing clothesline. He follows that by doing the same thing again in the opposite corner. Gatorbait's looking groggy and is only brought cruelly to his senses after a pair of thunderous chops from Harper. As he staggers painfully out of the corner Harper grabs Gatorbait and whips him across the ring, looking for a huge clothesline the throat as he comes off. However Gatorbait spots the move and ducks underneath Harpers arm, runs the ropes and takes Harper down with a massive flying clothesline covering over half the ring in the air that connects point first straight onto the bridge of Harpers nose, busting a gusher the hard way, and almost puts Harper out of the ring. With Harper down Gatorbait hops out of the ring making it a two on one with Jack and Tommy. Tommy backs away from the numbers game, especially as all three men are basically standing over a somewhat stirring ref. Gatorbait slides back into the ring only to find that Harper is back to his feet and looking for a tag. Unfortunately Harper is looking very shaky from that wicked flying elbow, turns around and staggers straight into CHOMP!!! The ref is still out on the floor but instinct takes over and Gatorbait goes for the cover . . . nothing happens for a few seconds and Gatorbait is trying to look around for the ref while still holding the pin. Outback Jack jumps off the apron to try and revive the ref and seeing that Tommy jumps into the ring. Just as everyone thinks Tommy is going to kick Gatorbait on the mat he drops down and slaps the mat three times to count the one, two, three . . . wtf??? Not seeing that it was Tommy and not the ref, Gatorbait rolls off Harper and jumps up to celebrate, turns around and walks straight and undefended into a huge Left Hook from Tommy. He pulls Harper Camby on top of Gatorbait and slips out of the ring, just as Outback Jack rolls the ref back into the ring. Outback jack makes his way around to the apron and punches the air as the ref counts the one, two, three. Then he turns around a sees what has happened. WINNERS in 14.37 - Harper Camby and Tommy O'Neil, The Devils Brigade. CAPELLAN vs. ERIC O’MAC – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchRumor around the back is this will be Eric O’Mac’s last shot at the Intercontinental title for awhile. Eric comes out first, and spends the entire time talking on his cell phone. Capellan comes out next and gets to the ring, takes the title off, his jacket….and waits. Eric is still on the cell phone. The referee walks over to Eric and reminds him that he has a match. Eric shoos him away, and asks for a few more minutes. WE see him mouth “movie deal.” Eric goes back to the conversation, referee Sterling Glaw looks quite irritated. He starts laying the ten count on Eric O’Mac, threatening him with disqualification if he doesn’t hang up the phone immediately. Glaw makes the dramatic count and makes it to nine before EOM flips his phone shut and glares at him. Glaw motions for the bell, but EOM stands holding his cell phone arguing with Glaw, Capellan walks over and spin kicks the phone out of EOM’s hand and sends it flying into the crowd. EOM turns and watches it fly, his jaw drops open and he stares incredulously. Eric turns back to Capellan and Cap grabs him and takes him to the mat wit ha side head lock. Eric rolls through and gets to his feet. In the interest of brevity – I assume you want this posted tonight – we will skip ahead to the finish of this fast paced, technically sound match to the final few minutes. Capellan climbs the ropes, but Eric climbs with him, the two battle on the top rope jockeying for position. In an amazing move, Eric hooks his leg under the top rope, grabs Capellan in a bear hug and launches him off the top wit ha release belly to belly suplex! Capellan hits the mat HARD. Eric struggles for a moment to free his leg, then climbs to the top rope and leaps FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH! ONE! TWO! Capellan gets his foot on the bottom rope just as the ref is coming down for three! Eric cannot believe it! He pulls Capellan to his feet, slaps him across the face and sends him to the corner. Eric hesitates a moment then follows him in, Capellan gets his boot up at the last second catching Eric in the jaw. Capellan climbs to the second rope and waits, EOM turns around and Cap steps to the top rope, leaps, EOM ducks, but Capellan adjusts in mid air and rolls EOM up with a flying sunset flip, 1,2,3! Eric kicks out one second too late! WINNER in 42:11 and STILL OOWF Intercontinental Champion - Capellan HARDBODY HARRIS vs. CHRIS COLE – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Street FightSterling Glaw remains in the ring for this one, essentially the rules are this: anything goes. Chris Cole comes out first, he doesn’t have a bucket of plunder or anything, he simply carries one thing, a leather strap. Hardbody Harris comes out next, and he carries the badly damaged TRIK’D OWT TYTLE and a length of chain around his shoulders. Harris receives a rousing ovation, but Cole jumps him as he is getting into the ring. Cole whips Harris, then wraps the strap around his throat and chokes him to the floor. Harris is prone on the floor gasping for breath, Cole picks up the title, and glares at it, as Harris gets to his feet, Cole charges and slams the title into Harris’ head. Harris hits the mat hard and immediately blood flows from his head. We are still waiting for a bell to start this one off. Cole throws mounts Harris on the floor and repeatedly slams the title into Harris head, Harris is a ghastly bloody mess. Cole pulls Harris to his feet, walks him over to the entrance ramp and hits an exploder suplex on the ramp, then pick up the chain that Harris brought out and wraps it around Harris throat and chokes him out. Blood spurts from Harris head, and just when it looks like Harris is about to lose consciousness, Chris Alt rushes to the ring. He shoves Cole off of Harris and attends to his BFF. Harris lips are turning blue and Alt motions for paramedics. Cole steps in and throws Alt aside and stomps Harris. Medical officials start to come toward Harris, but Cole grabs a chair and threatens them. Hardbody Harris stirs a little and tries to get to his feet, but Cole slams the chair down on his head. HH falls to the ramp a bloody mess. Chris Alt talks to the ref, it is still not an official match, Alt rushes around the ring and grabs a towel and throws it into the ring? Huh? The referee leaves the ring at Alt’s urging and looks at Harris, his is barely conscious and bleeding badly. The referee checks on him, GM the Rick confers with the ref, medics check on Harris and begin loading him on a stretcher. Chris Cole stands on the ramp looking incredulously at the officials and what is going on. Alt helps wheel the stretcher up the ramp to the back, Cole demands to know what is going on, GM the Rick tells him something and Cole goes ballistic! The referee finally makes the announcement. Ladies and Gentlemen, the referee has decided to stop the match, and award the victory to Chris Cole via referee stoppage. However, since the match was never officially underway, the title cannot change hands in a non-sanctioned match, therefore Hardbody Harris retains the OOWF Heavyweight title! Chris Alt comes back out to the top of the ramp and he and Chris Cole exchange icy stares as we fade to black. Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF MADNESS PPV, Live March 26th from Ypres, Belgium ! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF MidWeek Mayhem, March 22nd, live from Dudelange, Luxembourg!
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