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Post by firewoman on Sept 4, 2018 13:03:01 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem/OOWF Invitational Round 2 Live! From Belgrade, Serbia February 4, 2015 OOWF Invitational Round 2Corax BracketFirewoman vs. Tommy Wilder Rory Albright vs. Stank Semaj B BracketChloe vs. Shane Tuska Miranda Williams vs. DK Murphy Spin Hansen BracketTytan vs. Ecosystem Matt Folz vs. LD Williams Patrick Quinn BracketThe Zax vs. Alexis Darling Ghosthead vs. Christian Carter Non-Title MatchAlexander Darling vs. Dee Murphy No Disqualification MatchMoosehead Jack vs. Spider McNulty Dre G & Mai Muyo vs. Concrete TG & Power card subject to change (fooled ya there)
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Post by firewoman on Sept 4, 2018 13:06:18 GMT -5
(Chloe watches the procession of the Black Hand being led to Medical. She walks over to Ember Blackpool being helped into a bed and thumps him on the back of the head.)Chloe: What did I tell you? Ember: But Mistress... Chloe: I know you're from Britain and have a hard time with English...DON'T PISS HER OFF! Now you're broken. Ember: Yes, Mistress. Chloe: Sit on the sidelines, heal, we'll try to get by without you for a while. (Chloe looks at the Draculs in various stages of damage and shakes her head. She grabs her phone and makes a call.)Chloe: Hey, Sunny, we need to talk... (Chloe walks into the restroom and closes the door and the camera has to fade....)
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Post by firewoman on Sept 4, 2018 13:06:43 GMT -5
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPC0kTWaE7I&list=RDPPC0kTWaE7I#t=0*Scheme Gene is interviewing the Murphys* DK: Miranda, second generation OOWF, awesome talent, looking forward to an awesome match! Dee: Alexander Darling, your accomplishments speak for themselves, but I will not be denied. I will make a name for myself at your expense.
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Post by firewoman on Sept 4, 2018 13:07:13 GMT -5
(Power, Tuska, and Spider are having a beverage on the flight to Serbia. Spider and Tuska seem very relaxed, while Power is agitated...)Power: I don't see how the two of you are so calm. Tuska: Relax. Spider: Yeah, babe, it's not like we haven't faced them before. Power: But Moose is super pissed about losing to the...the... Tuska: Zax Power: Really? A Seuss character beating Moose? Do you know how mad that's gonna make him? Spider: Yeah, well, old Spider's had a few scraps along the way against some tougher mugs than ol' Moosie. I'm still here. Power: That's just it, you don't know what he's like when he's mad. And I KNOW he's mad right now. And Chloe... Tuska: I can still handle your sister. Power: Look, she's gonna be pissed about how I tried to help Bishop Blaize, and she knows what hurting you would do to me... Tuska: (Taking Power's head and kissing her.) Shhhhhhh. We've got this. You just worry about... (Tuska's thought is interrupted by a visitor walking up.)Crete: Citizen Power? Allow me to introduce myself. Power: You're...you're Concrete TG! You're a legend! Crete: Well...thank you. I wanted to introduce myself since we are teaming this week. Power: (Smiling) We are? Oh, well, I look forward to it. Crete: We will discuss strategy when we land. Until then. (Crete offers his hand and Power politely shakes it. Crete returns to his seat. Power smiles as Crete walks away, then turns to Tuska who has a frown on his face.)Power: What? Tuska: Seems like I have more than MY match to be worried about. Power: What? He IS a legend! Spider: I'll bet. (Power pouts and turns back to the in-flight movie as the scene fades.)
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Post by firewoman on Sept 4, 2018 13:08:34 GMT -5
<GM the Nate is sitting behind his desk going over some paperwork when his door is pretty well kicked off its hinges and Moose walks in> GMtN: No, please, come in. I take it you are upset about something? MHJ: Don't be cute Nate, I'm not in the mood GMtN: Then what do you want? MHJ: My match against Spider? No DQ. Anything goes. GMtN: I don't think that's a good idea given your.......mindset MHJ: Look, Nate, here's the deal. You either make it no DQ, or I knock out the ref and then bleed Spider dry GMtN: Hitting the referee is a suspendable offence <Moose just stares at Nate> GMtN: Though, Spider HAS said he wants you at all costs..........fine, beat one another to death, I don't........ <Nate looks around but Moose is already gone> GMtN: Shit
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Post by firewoman on Sept 4, 2018 13:09:01 GMT -5
The Zax stands in a field Well here we are folks, I survived to another week Yet another chance to turn the other cheek Or, to choose to fight on the banks of this violent creek I probably shouldn't, so of course I will speak
I face Miss Alexis Darling, a gal with much class. Her tongue is very forked, her verbiage so crass I'm not quite so sure if I should take such sass From someone who lets her brother mow her grass.
Oh I could stand here and tell you she is quite tough, That her ring work is tight and is lacking in fluff I could sing you her praises, and that t'would be enough But then you would miss all the really rotten stuff
She is mean, she is ugly, she is vicious and vile Her appearance is ghastly, she lacks any style And you should see what is in her permanent file. Just sit back and let that sink in for a while
Now me, I suffer from a stiffness of spine That will never, ever, ever let me step out of line I move ever forward, there is no stop sign To prevent me from taking what is rightfully mine
For my name is the Zax, I simply refuse fail From the far away Prairie of Prax do I hail Perhaps I could waver, pretend I am frail But the fact of the matter is, that ship has set sail
As I told everyone last week, The Zax is the best And shock of all shocks I passed that first test. Onward I go, I keep pursuing my quest I will not move an inch to the east nor an inch to the west.
From a Saint to a Royal, I chase a new thrill Perhaps with the help of a PCPL still Little Miss Lexie will end up swallowing a tough pill When I win once again, and The Whole World Stands Still
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Post by firewoman on Sept 4, 2018 13:10:48 GMT -5
Firewoman is outside, looking into the night, smoking. A tall figure approaches.CTG: Citizen Fire! Firewoman rolls her eyes, and takes a drag.FW: Still on that, eh? Man, that is commitment to a gimmick. CTG: I thought you had ceased that foul habit. FW: Yeah, well, lots of things have changed since you've been gone. Which, by the way...thank you. CTG: For? FW: For coming back. For stepping up when I called you. For-- CTG: You are quite welcome. The OOWF is my home too, and I am proud to have stopped those interlopers from destroying it. FW: Yeah, well..... There's awkward silence as Fire takes another drag. CTG: You are correct, Citizen Fire. There is a lot that has changed. For one....you never struck me as one for gratitude. FW: * batistalaugh* Yeah, therapy I guess. Although I'm the only one. CTG: Meaning? FW: Seriously? Crete...I am FRESH out of the asylum, I come home to find a WWE Diva in MY suite, but then Hey, that's because there's this plan, and the really COOL part is that despite my recent break with reality they need me to dive right in to juggling multiple versions of reality. Because my brother and my husband, buoyed by their successful involuntary commitment of me to said asylum, have decided to join forces temporarily to get rid of WWE for good. So of course, I agree, because what the hell else do I do? CTG: .... FW: So I do it..I risk my sanity, my marriage...Hell, I would have risked my life....do you know how much bigger Triple H is than me? I would have GIVEN my life-- CTG: Fortunately that wasn't necessary. FW: --And what do I get in return. Does ANYONE on the roster thank me? I put it all on the line to save this place, and not ONE person...not even Nate or my buddy Eco.......... Fire takes a drag, as Crete tries to decide what to say.FW: No one. My brother gets mad because I go home with Alex, who I haven't seen for weeks, and practically disowns me...again...And Alex..... Fire's voice trails off. CTG: You know, when you two got married accidentally, I didn't believe it would last. FW: It wasn't supposed to. CTG: Still... FW: Really it was ...you missed the whole Trinity thing but that...well, we kind of realized then that.... Fire had stopped being angry for a bit, and then shakes it off, and is back at it.
CTG: Well, I, for one, am very happy for you both. More silence.CTG: You know, Fire...being the hero should not be for the gratitude, it should be for the sense of satisfaction of doing the right-- FW: Oh please....you may buy that crap, but no one else does. * takes a drag* But...well, hell, I did say I wasn't doing it for their gratitude....I did it for myself. Still... CTG: A little recognition would be nice. I understand. I know it will sound like it's in reaction to your anger, but I am indeed TRULY grateful. If this place had gone away, well...this place is a part of me, much like it is a part of all of us. I am grateful for your actions. FW: Thanks. CTG: Well, I shall leave you to your night time musings. I suspect you'll be finding a cemetery later. FW: Very likely. CTG: Should I go with? A lady should not be out alone in a strange place without an escort-- Fire shoots Crete a look of death.CTG: No...well, then good night, Citizen Fire. Fire does not respond as Crete walks away. She finishes her cigarette, field strips it and disposes of it properly, and then walks the other direction.
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Post by firewoman on Sept 4, 2018 13:11:25 GMT -5
(Tytan and Eco are sitting in his office eating some Take out. There is not a lot of talk between the two of them. Heck who am I kidding there is an awkward silence between the two. Just odd stares the tension is thick.) (Tytan finally has enough and puts is fork down.) Tytan: Alright can we get past this awkward silence. Eco: (Continues eating) Tytan if you take me enjoying my dinner. Which I am lucky to get on some days because of my schedule and all the meetings I am in as an awkward silence. (Tytan looks at him like he really thinks he is that busy.) Tytan: Listen with the whole WWE thing I had you on lock down I know how busy you really are. Eco: Okay you do have a point. (The two go back to eating and there's stares back and forth.) Tytan: Stop it. I know what you are doing. Eco: No you don't. Tytan: The Jedi mind trick won't work on me. Eco: (Waves his hand) these are not the droids- I mean you will let me win the match. Tytan: (Batista laughs.) You really think your Jedi powers will help. Face it you are facing me. Eco: If that's the way it's going to be then so be it. (Eco stands up and extends his hand.) May the best man win. Tytan: Agreed, are you ready? Eco: We will see, if not I can always cheat. Tytan: (Pulls the hand shake in so they are face to face.) Really? Eco: Easy big guy. I was only kidding. You are not as fun as you use to be. I wouldn't cheat in a match against you, I promise. Tytan: Good. Good for you. (Eco then turns to the ninja cam when Tytan isn't looking smiles and show that his fingers were crossed as well.) Fade
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Post by firewoman on Sept 4, 2018 13:11:55 GMT -5
(Citizen TG is walking Power back to the Strength in Silence locker room, He shakes Power's hand and she blushes slightly. As he walks away Power notices an envelope on the locker room door. She opens the envelope and her face turns red, but with fury. She kicks the door open, startling Tuska and Spider who are chatting inside.)Spider: What's wrong, Edra. Power: (Reading) Addendum to the Saints of Sinners/Strength in Silence tag team championship match agreement. In addition to the match being contended under Double Jeopardy Tag Team rules, both parties have agreed to what we will refer to as the “Zane Myers Stupidity” clause. Any party other than the three wrestlers in the contest who attempt to interfere will be suspended for a period of 90 days and fined $10,000. Tuska: I don't get it. Power: The first Double Jeopardy match ended up with Chloe and I against Chad Madison. Zane tried to climb into the cage... Spider: Cage? Power: The Double Jeopardy match starts out with one member of each team. The winner gets to have their partner join them in a 2 on 1 match inside a cage. Tuska: And it starts out you and Moose? Power: Yeah, I thought you knew this? Tuska: So it could be you against both of them? Power: Or both of us against Moose. Spider: Wait, I don't like the way... Power: Spider, don't worry, I know what it takes to make this happen. Don't worry. Just worry about your no-DQ match against Moose this week. Spider: I beat punks like him six days a week and twice on Sunday. Tuska: Overconfident much? Power: And you, Shane, don't take my sister lightly. Tuska: I won't. She's the less talented, not as sexy sister. Power: Damned straight, sweetheart. Spider: Stepping up your game against the superhero, Shane? Tuska: Shhhhhh... (Everyone laughs as Power heads out to shower. Tuska watches and then follows her. We hear a yelp from the bathroom followed by giggling. Spider shakes his head and walks out as the cameras fade.)
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Post by firewoman on Sept 4, 2018 13:12:20 GMT -5
~~~ Dre Gaines is standing with SFJ#77 ~~~ SFJ#77: Last week you were pinned for the first time by Miranda Williams Dre: Yeah, see, bouts that. She got me. Ok? She got me. But You saw, I had girl on the ropes, I had girl pushed to da limit.... And it was only my 4th match here. Now just think how much better I be once I get my feet wet so to speak. SFJ#77: Dre this week you team up with Mai Muyo to face Power and the recently returned Concrete TG Dre: Aint that some shit? You gots four people who could not be more mismatched in that same ring. Mai, the curious little thang, Power, the roided up sister of a psychopath amnd who is just as crazy as she is. You gots Concrete TG, the legend, returning to reclaim his former glory. And then there's me. (Dre Smiles That Smile) The Rookie. The newbie, The greenhorn. I aint gots tha experience they got. I aint got tha titles they got. But I gots the HEART. I gots the DESIRE. And Mai Baby, we gons go out there and whoop that ass. G Style.
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Post by firewoman on Sept 4, 2018 13:12:58 GMT -5
*In the background we see preparations for a Super Bowl party at the Destroyitarium, while SFJ XLIX is interviewing the Murphys. DK is wearing a Marshawn Lynch jersey and a Beast Mode hat, and eating Skittles. Daniella is wearing a Patriots hoodie with sleeves cut off.* SFJ: DK, how do you feel about your match this week? DK: I'm just here so I don't get fined. SFJ: What? DK: You know why I'm here. SFJ: Whatever! Dee, last week Eco used green mist against you. What can you tell me about green mist? Dee (speaking in a low monotone): I just want to share with you what I’ve learned over the past week. I’m embarrassed to talk about the amount of time that I put into this relative to the other important challenge in front of us. I’m not a scientist. I’m not an expert in green mist; I’m not an expert in colored mists. I’m just telling you what I know. I would not say that I’m Mona Lisa Vito of the mist world, as she was in the car expertise area, alright? SFJ: My mom was right; I should have gone to cosmetology school! *DK takes the hat and jersey off, revealing a Tedy Bruschi jersey.* DK: Don't mind us, we're just having a little fun before the game, because after that we have to be all business and do our jobs.
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Post by firewoman on Sept 4, 2018 13:13:30 GMT -5
~~~Dre Gaines walks into the Destroyitarium wearing a throwback Celtics 00 jersey and carrying a large box. ~~~ DK: Robert Parish? Nice. Dre: Thanks. And thanks for the invite. Dee: The Destroyitarium doors are open to everyone. Dre: 'Preciate that. I brought some party favors. ~~~ He sets the box on a table ~~~ DK: I am pretty sure we got it all covered, but thanks. Dee: So a Celtics jersey, You pulling for the Pats? Dre: Not really. ~~~ He opens the box and we see it is filled with bags of Skittles. ~~~ Dre: I'm all about that Beast Mode boss. ~~~ DK laughs and hands Dre a beer as we fade. ~~~
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Post by firewoman on Sept 4, 2018 13:13:55 GMT -5
Voice: DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUN! DK and Dre turn around. Mai Muyo comes in with two takeout boxes wearing a Russell Wilson jersey.
DK: You're Seattle too? Mai: I love Russell Wilson! He's like, one of the most openly Christian players in the NFL. And Tom Brady's just (air quotes) "spiritual." Dre: That's, uh, not really how folks choose to root for teams, girl. Mai: Whatever, I also brought you all wings. The Destroyitarium gathers around and starts tearing into the boxes, while Mai looks at the screen, where Eco is in the Patriots' box, hugging an uncomfortable-looking Robert Kraft. Mai: You gotta be kidding me.
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Post by firewoman on Sept 4, 2018 13:14:26 GMT -5
Tommy Wilder arrives at the Superbowl Party - TW: Dudes! Dudettes! How's it hangin? DK - You're a football fan? TW: I'll watch a game, but not really a fan. But a party is a party! Wanted to chip in too - bring it in, brah! (3 guys with hand trucks loaded with boxes come in.) Mai: Ooo! What did you bring? TW - Brats, burgers, dogs, a grill, 3 cases of Code Red, Red Bull, and 3 kinds of Monster! Dee: Really? All that caffeine? Do we look like we would drink all of that? TW - Well half. The other half is mine! Someone Fire up the grill! (Pulls out a football) - Hey Dre! Think fast!
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Post by firewoman on Sept 4, 2018 13:15:51 GMT -5
(Firewoman is sitting at the back of the room, try to avoid everyone, until Tommy Wilder sits down) FW – Really? Didn't you read that? (points up) (Kayfabe steps around the corner, Tommy beans it with the football) TW – Like I don't live dangerously. Saw your promo – gotta love INCs. FW – So? TW – You don't get it, do you? FW – Get what? TW – When we beat the WWE, we all celebrated. Not for just for beating the WWE, but we were cheering everyone who took part. Especially you. But… well… FW – Well? TW – The WAY it went down. Back door deal, throwing a match… I mean we got our licks in, but it was all kind of – confusing. You joined the Saints, then hooked back up with Alex, who after throwing a match to help us, goes right back into King Douchebag mode. (FW glares at the word "Douchebag") TW – Hey – I call 'em like I see them. I don't by that crippling Stan was really just part of the plan. I wouldn't say folks are ungrateful, just… well… confused, ya know? FW – OK, fine. Everyone is confused. It isn't like I knew everything that was going on. And Alex is STILL my husband. TW – The same Alex that was running the tube with some WWE bunny? Who left you, and a whole bunch of other folks bleeding in the ring? Who tried to end Folz's and my careers? FW – You don't get it. So, you pissed at me now? TW – Nah. I don't get pissed about stuff like that. I just wanted to know you weren't getting dis'd by everyone. Seriously. Anyhow – smile! Grab some grub, enjoy yourself! 'K? FW – So, nothing about our match this week? TW – Nah, I figure it'll be a tough match, but I don't want to brag before I beat you… (Firewoman looks up, a little pissed, only to see Tommy with a grin on his face, and chuckling) FW – You're nuts, you know that? I'm gonna pin your ass in 2 minutes. (She starts grinning) TW – Oh sure… big bad Grand slam winner, picking on poor old me! FW - (Rolls her eyes) Yeah, right. Get out of here before someone thinks we're friends. TW – OK! Oh, here! (Sets down a coffee) I know you're a caff light-weight. (Wilder walks off as we…. FADE…)
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Post by firewoman on Sept 4, 2018 13:18:17 GMT -5
(Moose is slumped in a chair having a drink, while Chloe is in the corner out of earshot animatedly talking on the phone. She wraps up the call and slips over to Moose.)Chloe: It's all set up, Jack. No problem getting the stipulations set up. Moose: That damned Zax. Chloe: Oh, don't worry about it, Jack. If we need to, we'll give his story a major rewrite, If you know what I mean. Moose: Spider's gonna bleed. Chloe: And making it a no disqualification was a stroke of genius. Moose: We will put an end to Strength in Silence. Chloe: Their luck is about to run out. Moose: You can handle your sister's boy? Chloe: Undoubtedly much better than she can. Moose: What? Chloe: I'll put him in his place. That is, beneath me. Moose: What? Chloe: Tuska will never be on the same level as the Saints. He'll always be beneath us. Moose: I wonder about you sometimes. Chloe: I always wonder about you, Jack. I wonder how no one else can see what an amazing man you are. Moose: (Smiling and touching her hair.) Thank you Chloe. Chloe: Unlike others, I'll always be loyal to you. For what you did for me. How you saved me. Moose: And with your little bag there, that will free you forever. (Chloe walks over to a table and picks up a well worl velvet bag. She brings it to Moose.)Chloe: The final piece of the puzzle. And no one even suspects. Moose: Ironic, isn't it. Chloe: Totally. The end of Strength in Silence is near. Trust us. (Both laugh insanely as the cameras fade)
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Post by firewoman on Sept 4, 2018 13:19:03 GMT -5
<Moose walks into a dingy Serbian bar and spots LD Williams sitting there enjoying a beer> MHJ: Usually its you finding me in a place like this LDW: Usually MHJ: Ok LD, lets have it out. I have talked to Chloe and Stank and smoothed it over with them, but you have been silent LDW: There's really nothing to say, is there? MHJ: <also silent for a few minutes> I'm sorry <LD turns and looks at Moose with a shocked look on his face> LD: What? MHJ: Look, I wish I could have told you. And Stank and Chloe, but........the more people who knew, the more likely it was to get fucked up. I didn't like it any more than you do LD: Jack.....it's not that you didn't tell me, or the others. I can see why it had to be kept quiet. And I know, you working with Alex, in any way at all had to be insanely hard for you..... MHJ: Then what? LD: He took out one of ours and we.....and YOU.....sat back and did nothing MHJ: LD, I couldn't. If I would have got in the ring with Darling, the whole thing would have fallen apart. Don't you think I wanted to kill him? For fuck's sake, Alex doesn't have to do anything for me to want to kill him, when he did this...... LD: So why aren't you going after him now then? MHJ: <sighing> because. There is someone else in this fed who deserves that honor LD: Is this where you butter me up? MHJ: Look LD, you and I have been here the longest, I did what I had to do, no matter how much I hated it, to save the OOWF. I don't want thanks, I don't want a pat on the back, I don't care about any of that. I am content where I am now, Chloe and I are going to break the tag title reign record. That's where I need to be right now. But Alex essentially said you and Stank weren't good enough to be in the WWE, and despite what he might say now, he fucking MEANT that, I know Alex hates me, and has no respect for me, and never will. But he should goddamn well have some respect for you two LD: So you think I should beat some respect into him? MHJ: No, I think you should kick his ass all over the ring. Alex is so full of himself he will never respect anyone else. So, just beat the hell out of him <LD takes a long drink of his beer and sits there for a minute> MHJ: We good? LD: We always were Jack. Like Stank said, when you run with the Quinns you come to expect certain things. You take the good with the bad I guess. <Moose clinks bottles with LD> MHJ: Think about it LD. You have EARNED it. You ARE the OOWF, you and Stank. The longer Alex runs around with his band of clowns, the more people will think that it is him, and not you two, that are the soul of the OOWF. <Moose downs his beer and turns and walks out>
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Post by firewoman on Sept 4, 2018 13:20:43 GMT -5
*Royalty's Castle aka their Locker Room* The members of Royalty are lounging around and mingling with the wannabes who they've decided to let into the inner sanctum. Alexis is talking business with some marketing execs. Rory is macking on some of the local flavor. Carter is dealing with some issues he's having elsewhere. And Carrie is giving the stink eye to all of the groupies in the room while occupying herself with some drinks. Meanwhile Alexander is standing in the doorway to his personal room surveying the scene. He shakes his head as he notices someone is missing but after a moment he just shrugs and finds Quorra talking to some of the other SFJ's who are visiting. Alex motions to the balcony and she grabs an INC and follows him. Quorra: I'm surprised.Alex: I know. I've been quiet. But here's the truth. What else is there to say. I saved this company all by myself and they're all ungrateful pricks.Quorra: By yourself?Alex: Yes. I'm the one who had to do all the work. I'm the one who had to get everyone up north to trust me. I was the ONLY one who could pull off what I did. Meanwhile, Moose gets to sit on his fat, lazy ass and claim it was his idea. My wife complains that I put her in a tough position? I had to kiss McMahon ass for months and this is the gratitude I get.Quorra: They say you went into business for yourself by going after the OOWF title and then ending Stan Fulton's career.Alex: Right. Because I should just lay down and give up a chance that doesn't come along often. If Stan Fulton isn't good enough to be champion, then he shouldn't be. I beat him. That's the bottom line. He isn't as good as me and I took what I wanted. And as for ending his career, I say good riddance. Look, I love my wife but her and her brother have something in common here, they're both hypocrites. They've both ended more careers than they can count, but I end one waste of space's career and all of a sudden I've gone too far. Do you wanna know what was going too far??? When Moose tried to literally kill me at Blood Pond. When LD damn near did kill Tytan. When Stank threw Davin in front of an oncoming train. And when Stan Fulton, the same Stan Fulton they're all crying over took part in ending Outback Jack & Davin Moreland's career and then tried ending Poe's. But god forbid we bring up what a sack of shit he is. I did the OOWF, hell...I did the world a favor by ending his wrestling career.Quorra: How do you think Firewoman will respond to this?Alex: I've always said no one knew that woman better than I do. What we've been through together, it bonds people in ways you can't imagine. And while we don't share blood, she has been family since the day we met. I thought she'd understand. I thought she got me just like I got her. But as you can see, she's seemingly distancing herself from her asshole, douchebag husband. She may be my queen, but maybe she isn't Royalty. I assumed she was but maybe I'm wrong. You'll have to ask her.Quorra: On another note, with the Invitational happening right now, a lot of people are gunning for your OOWF Word Heavyweight Championsip. Do you have any preference on what you want to happen? Or do you have any predictions?Alex: First, everyone can gun for what I have but no one is going to take it. Like I showed to Folz a few weeks back, there's just no one outside Royalty on my level. Tommy Wilder can be a god damn thorn in my side, but when push comes to shove he's never going to be good enough to be the man. He can annoy me. He can pester me, but deep down he knows that I am just better than he is in that ring. He can take all the risks but I know something he doesn't. I know how to be a World Champion Wrestler, Tommy just knows how to be a World Champion Wannabe. And besides, even if he was to somehow get past my wife...he's gonna have to face Rory and well, Royalty is just better than everyone else. After that, Chloe, Shane, DK, & Miranda...maybe someday in the future. But not now, not here...not in Royalty's Kingdom. After that, Tytan is getting played by Eco and well we all know how that will end. And Folz or LD...well, Folz is my personal whipping boy so we all know how that would go. And LD, maybe if Moose lets him face me, we'll see how that will go. And at the bottom half, well...Christian & Alexis will have to play rock, paper, scissors to see who comes out there.
Quorra: Awfully confident in how Royalty is going to do, aren't you?
Alex: Of course. And this goes for Dee as well. There's a reason I am as confident as I am. I'm Alexander Darling. The Brat Prince. The Darling of Professional Wrestling. The OOWF World Heavyweight Champion. I am Royalty, and well, the rest of you...just aren't.
*Fade*
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Post by firewoman on Sept 4, 2018 13:33:54 GMT -5
Ecosystem is wearing a Tom Brady jersey, kicking his feet up at his desk when Renata Younger interviews him.Eco: Renata, I so appreciate you staying at work until this late hour to come interview me. Younger: You said if I didn't, I was fired. Eco: Fewer statements, more questions, chop chop. Younger: (clears throat) At Mayhem, you face your only friend Tytan in the OOWF Invitational - Eco: Whoa whoa whoa, Renata! Only friend? Junichiro Muyo has plenty of friends! You're my friend, aren't you? Younger: Uh... Eco grabs a pink slip from his desk drawer and puts his pen to it.Eco: You're my friend, aren't you? Younger: Sure am! Eco: All right, buddy! (Eco forces a high-five.) But yeah, it's going to be totally rad. Tytan is a great young talent, been trying to get up to that Ecosystem level for a long time, and I'm totally rooting for him to get there some time in the next couple years. I think five might be reasonable. Younger: He's been World Champion twice. Eco: So have I. Younger: Once for four days, and the other time, you awarded it to yourself. Eco: Fewer statements, more questions. No one cares about your opinion, Renata. The people are listening to hear from Junichiro Muyo. Younger: (sighs) Fine. Firewoman has expressed her frustration that she wasn't properly thanked for defeating the WWE - Eco: Uh-huh. Sounds like Alexander feels that way too. Well, let me tell them both, from the bottom of my black heart, that I so deeply appreciate what they did, because I was totally rooting for the OOWF the whole time, and totally didn't stand to make a shit ton of money from an acquisition, and when they revealed their little scheme, I must say, I was totally pleased, and not at all pissed the fuck off. Younger: . . . Right. Eco: Really, Firewoman is a hero to me. She might even get up to that Ecosystem level soon too. So Firewoman, wherever you are in this crazy world - Younger: She works here. Eco: Junichiro Muyo thanks you, and he loves you. Younger: Well, okay. Eco: In much the same way I love Tom Brady. Well, less sexually. Younger: WELL, OKAY. Before we go, your sister has a match this week, teaming with Dre Gaines - Eco: Yes, I did a great job signing that young man, didn't I? A real blue chipper. Or should we say . . . black chipper! Younger: What? Eco: Get it? Younger: That's not a pun. You're just commenting on the fact that he's black. Eco: Whoa whoa whoa, Renata. He's an African American. You don't call someone a color. Younger: You literally just - Eco: How would you like it if I called you black? Younger: I'm not black! Eco: Why do you think that's an insult? I could have been complementing you. "Hey Renata, you look very black today!" Younger: Anyway, your sister and Dre Gaines are teaming against Power and the newly returned "Concrete" Takaken Gryfon. Eco: Yes, ol' CTG. Looks like the OOWF has caught itself some yellow fever. Younger: I'm sorry, what? Eco: Ching chong, ling long! The OOWF so horny for CTG! Younger: WHAT THE FUCK. Okay, I'm not even sure Takaken is Asian, BUT YOU DEFINITELY ARE! Eco: Excuse me? I'm Japanese. You're calling me "Asian?" Like it's all one country? Younger: You are such an asshole, I cannot believe I work for you. Eco: Ha ha. Great banter between friends! FADE
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Post by firewoman on Sept 4, 2018 13:34:37 GMT -5
~~~ Dre Gaines walks into OOWF Catering (is that the name now? I forget) and sees Stank standing beside the fruit table. ~~~ Dre: My brotha! Wanna... Stank: (cuts him off) Stop. Right now. We are not 'brothas' or 'homies' or boys' Dre: Damn! I'z just gonna... Stank: I said stop. Look. You're black. So am I. That doesn't mean we are going to be friends or friendly or that I will even acknowledge your presence. We aren't going to hang out, we aren't ..... There is no WE period. I am a Saint... and you are some rookie who isn't even on my radar... and for your sake, you'd better stay off my radar, Brotha, or your career here will be over before it begins. ~~~ Stank walks away seething back to his table. Dre turns to a production assistant who was standing nearby ~~~ Dre: Da Fucks his problem? I just wanted him to hand me that pomegranate there. ~~~ The PA, wisely, says nothing. From across the room we hear LD's voice. LDW: Dre, pass me the ranch? ~~~ We see Stank glaring at LD as we fade. ~~~
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Post by firewoman on Sept 4, 2018 13:35:01 GMT -5
Younger: Anyway, your sister and Dre Gaines are teaming against Power and the newly returned "Concrete" Takaken Gryfon. Eco: Yes, ol' CTG. Looks like the OOWF has caught itself some yellow fever. Younger: I'm sorry, what? Eco: Ching chong, ling long! The OOWF so horny for CTG! Younger: WHAT THE FUCK. Okay, I'm not even sure Takaken is Asian, BUT YOU DEFINITELY ARE! Eco: Excuse me? I'm Japanese. You're calling me "Asian?" Like it's all one country? *CTG turns the interview off* Not ALL Asian.... some say part anime *shrugs, some of that hero smirk returning*
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Post by firewoman on Sept 4, 2018 13:35:24 GMT -5
OOC: Aw, Stank shouldn't dis Dre...it's FEBRUARY!!!
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Post by firewoman on Sept 4, 2018 13:36:23 GMT -5
Firewoman returns from the Super Bowl party in the Destroyitarium to the one in the newly renamed Royalty Castle. She smiles politely to some folks, exchanges mutual glares with Alexis. She grabs a drink and heads to another room. Alexander notices just as she exits.
In the other sitting room, Firewoman picks up a table, and hits play, watching footage from before the OOWF/WWE show in Macedonia:AD: Hey. Whatcha doin? Firewoman jumps a bit, as she did not hear Alex come in.FW: Oh, Eco wanted me to look this over for the DVD. AD: Where have you been? FW: I went to the Super Bowl party at the Destroyitarium. Not sure why, no one really wanted me there. AD: See you should have stayed here. Wasn't that an AWESOME GAME? Firewoman gives him a look and points to her Richard Sherman jersey.AD: Really? Wait, is that an autograph? FW: Yeah, he sent it to me. Apparently he's a fan. AD: Do I need to put him through a table too? FW: Naw...speaking of, after Mayhem I need to borrow the jet. John Ross is being released from the hospitaland...well, I have some explaining to do. AD: If you must...I know I couldn't put him off limits during the plan, but I'm doing so now. FW: Okay. I doubt he's still interested. AD: So c'mon, join the party.... FW: Later.... AD: No, I mean...The Party!! We're on TOP OF THE WORLD, Fire. I was DOUBLE world heavy weight champion. I DEFEATED Brock Lesner. Super Cena couldn't do that. That was all ME! FW: I know, I was worried, but that was pretty awesome. AD: Fire, you've been moping around here since Dance of Death....I need to know if you're with me or not. I mean, I didn't JUST do this for me. I did it for us. This is OUR TIME. FW: I suck at stables, Xan, you know this... AD: Royalty needs a Queen, Lis'. FW: Rory's the Sun King though, and I don't think Carrie would appreciate it. Besides...I dunno, there's something familiar.... AD: Did you wrestle him before? FW: Dunno...the electroshock therapy has messed up some memory. AD: Huh? FW: One of the activities at the resort you and Moose sent me to. AD: Oh.....Fire....look, I had very little choice and-- FW: *she smiles* It's okay, you did what you thought was best. AD: Royalty needs a queen, Fire. FW: Isn't Alexis Queen? AD: We can have more than one... FW: Besides if you're the Brat Prince, I would need to be a Princess and that is SOOO not me... AD: *frustrated* Would you just get on board? Geezus, this SHOULD be a no brainer for you, and I got you a present and everything. Fire seems to perk up.FW: Present? AD: Only if you're Royalty. I only buy presents for Royalty now. FW: .... AD: .... FW: ....Gimme. Alexander produces a red velvet bag.FW: I like so far.... AD: Calm down....open it. Fire reaches in a pulls out this:
FW: Ummm.... AD: Yeah, I know, you aren't really the tiara type. But I like this. It looks very you. And it will look nice with your new wardrobe. FW: My.... AD: Jeans and tie dye and football jerseys and leather are fine, but we are the top of the heap now, Fire...I ordered a bunch of stuff for you, should be here in a few days. You will look even more beautiful than you already do! Alexander kisses her on the cheek and then puts the tiara on her head. He smiles.AD: Just beautiful. You deserve more diamonds though. FW: So...what did you get me to wear? AD: Oh, some pencil skirt suits, nice shoes for outside of the ring. Some nicer leather, not this old biker jacket. Just nice stuff. Lexie helped. Your new ringwear has sequins....you'll love it. FW: Well, we shall see.... AD: Now let's go celebrate! Alex stands and holds his hand out. Fire sighs and takes it. She starts to take off the tiara.AD: Nope...leave it. Alex pulls her out to the party.
AD: Ladies and gentlemen, The Brat Prince would like to introduce you to his Queen of the Night. There are cheers from almost everyone, except maybe Alexis. She just golf claps. Fire looks really uncomfortable and downs the champagne someone hands her in one gulp.
FADE to loud obnoxious technomusic.
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Post by firewoman on Sept 4, 2018 13:39:28 GMT -5
Dre Gaines is watching Firewoman on the OOWF Promo Monitors with a beer when Mai comes up behind him and tackles him.Mai: Soooo . . . did you get your Tag Team Partner her own tiara? Dre G: Tiara? Tiara? Girl, you can't tell me you like their style! Mai: Well, I did when I was younger. Dre G: Diapers younger? You still pretty young right now! Mai: (hastily) I'm not that young! Dre raises an eyebrow. Mai blushes slightly and composes herself.Mai: Um, anyway. We should train some more for tomorrow. That is, if you're not busy. It's totally fine if you're busy. I mean, I just came over because you didn't look busy. But maybe you are! Anyway, I was just - Dre Gaines flashes his Patented Smile and pats Mai on the shoulder.
Dre: No stress. You wanna train, let's train. See if you can hit one of those fancy splashes right after one of my N-Bombs. Mai: After one of your what? Dre: It's a turnbuckle powerbomb. Like Sami Zayn. Mai: You actually named it . . . maybe we could rename that before you have another chat with Stank? Dre: What are you thinking? Mai: How about "Turnbuckle Powerbomb"? Dre: Catchy, I like it. FADE
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Post by firewoman on Sept 4, 2018 13:40:36 GMT -5
Alex pulls her out to the party.
AD: Ladies and gentlemen, The Brat Prince would like to introduce you to his Queen of the Night. There are cheers from almost everyone, except maybe Alexis. She just golf claps. Fire looks really uncomfortable and downs the champagne someone hands her in one gulp.
FADE to loud obnoxious technomusic. (A well worn velvet bag flies into the TV set watching OOWF-TV. We see Moose slumped in a chair and Chloe seething with rage standing near Moose. )Moose: Hey! Chloe: (pacing) I can't fucking believe this shit. She leaves US...for...for...for THAT? Moose: Chloe, I don't like this shit any better than you... Chloe: (Stops and looks at Moose) See, Jack, that's another problem. The four of us should be going over there and treating Royalty like the large collective of crap that they are. Moose: Not now, Chloe. Chloe: (Looking deep in Moose's eyes, an expression of concern on her face.) You know I care about you, trust you, believe in you, I just don't understand you. You would have... Moose: Multiple fronts, Chloe. Right now we have an objective that has to be dealt with first, and that is your sister and her friends. Strength in Silence must be destroyed at any cost. Chloe: (Standing in front of Moose's chair) And we will, Jack, but Royalty.... (Moose reaches up and grabs Chloe by the shoulders, forcing her to kneel in front of his chair. Chloe's face goes blank as Moose's rage simmers.)Moose: One thing at a time. First Strength in Silence, then we cement our Tag Team Legacy. Then...something special. Chloe: (her face still blank) Special, Jack? Moose: It will be time for you to follow on your path to a Grand Slam. And that starts with a win at the Invitational. Then the Martyr can take that title off that arrogant Brat Fuck. Chloe: (Beginning to smile) You think I can do that, Jack? Moose: I have faith in you, Chloe. I trust you. Chloe: (Beaming) Thank you Jack. Moose: Now about the TV.... Chloe: Sorry, Jack, I'm on it... (Chloe skips out the door looking for another TV as the scene fades. Meanwhile a “Moments Ago” slide comes up and we see another scene...)Alex pulls her out to the party.
AD: Ladies and gentlemen, The Brat Prince would like to introduce you to his Queen of the Night. There are cheers from almost everyone, except maybe Alexis. She just golf claps. Fire looks really uncomfortable and downs the champagne someone hands her in one gulp.
FADE to loud obnoxious technomusic. (An endtable flies into the TV set watching OOWF-TV. We see Tuska on a couch and Power seething with rage standing near the couch.)Power: That bitch! Tuska: Here we go... Power: Shane, you know I'm right. She hasn't changed a bit. She plays everyone, manipulates everyone, gets everyone to feel sorry for her. It's...she's.... Power picks up the other end table to throw it at what's left of the TV, but Tuska grabs the table and looks into Power's eyes. Power's anger melts.)Power: She played me, my sister, everyone she's around. Even Moose. (Tuska stares at Power as if to say, “Seriously?”)Power: Oh, don't get me wrong, the man's a psychopathic terror who would rather rip off your head, shit down your neck, and put your head on backwards. But he never abuses people. He likes you, he takes care of you, like Chloe and Stan, God Rest his soul. He does anything, everything for them. His enemies... Tuska: Like us... Power: I don't worry, Shane. He can't pull that trigger. He talks a big game, but when it comes to us, he won't do anything. Trust me. Tuska: Then why are you worried about him. Power: It's not him. It's Chloe. She will do anything. And I don't think Moose can stop her. Tuska: You're worried more about your sister than Moose? Power: Only a Neal can end a Neal. Or a Cox. If anyone can do it, it's her. Just be ready for her tomorrow night. Tuska: That's tomorrow. Tonight. (Tuska takes Power in his arms and kisses her deeply. Power returns the kiss passionately and the camera fades.)
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