OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#667)
Live! From Zagreb, Croatia
February 18, 2015
ROAD BANGER THRASH vs. AKIRU TORNADORuss: Welcome all OOWF fans to another exciting edition of OOWF Mayhem. I'm Russ and along side me as always is my partner Razz. We've got a great show in store for everyone tonight highlighted by the OOWF Invitational semi finals and an OOWF Onslaught Championship match. But before any of that we and OOWF fans around the world get our first look at the latest newcomer to the company: Road Banger Thrash.
Razz: No doubt Russ, I know a lot of people are curious to get a look at this man, myself included. 6'7, 290 pounds and looks very intimidating, I'm curious to see what he can do in that ring. He's also a former US Marine who served two tours of duty in Iraq. Much respect to him for that.
Russ: Well said partner, I share those same sentiments. Let's head down to the ring.
We see that Akiru Tornado is already in the ring as Metallica's "Wherever I May Roam" (Which is a BADASS entrance theme by the way, I almost went with it myself 5 years ago,well done sir) plays over the loudspeakers and Road Banger Thrash makes his way down the aisle to respectful applause.
Tornado tries to attack just as the bell rings and nails two hard punches, the third however is blocked and Thrash picks him up easily by the throat and hits a huge chokeslam. Thrash picks his opponent up and presses him high up in the air before dropping him throat first across the top rope. Thrash scoops up Tornado and nails a Last Ride Powerbomb. He quickly makes the easy cover... 1,2,3.
WINNER in 25 seconds: Road Banger Thrash
Razz: The ref could have counted to 300 and it wouldn't have mattered.
Russ: What a debut by the newcomer
CHRISTIAN CARTER & RORY ALBRIGHT vs. CONCRETE TG & MATT FOLZRoyalty’s music hits first and the crowd quickly starts giving them the business as Carter and Albright along with Carrie make their way down to ringside. The trash talking with the locals gets heated and it almost comes to blows before they two guys slide into the ring and await their opponents. And “Battle Without Honor” hits and out steps Matt Folz and Takaken Gryfon. They waste no time and charge down to ringside and before they can get to Carter or Albright, they bail to the outside to avoid the brawl. The ref finally gets two of the OOWF’s biggest heroes to a neutral corner as Albright and Carter decide who will start. It looks like one of the rivalries of the last year will reignite as Christian and Matt prepare to lock up. They circle the ring as the bell rings and we are underway.
Folz goes for a double-leg, but Carter avoids. Matt gets back to his feet and charges once again, and Carter sidesteps. Folz slams the corner turnbuckle in frustration and he turns to see Carter giving him the bring it on motion. As MF charges again, Carter retreats and steps between the ropes forcing the ref to push Folz away. Carter steps back in and smirks as he tags in Albright. Rory charges and MF catches him with a deep armdrag. Nice chain wrestling sequence commences and Albright more than holds his own with one of the self-proclaimed best technical wrestlers in the company. But Folz does have a slight experience edge and he’s able to gain the advantage as he isolates Albright in his corner with Crete. A couple of quick back and forth tags between Gryfon and Folz start to turn the tide towards the good guys. CTG takes Albright down with a spinning sidewalk slam and goes for the cover…
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No, Carter is in and breaks up the count. But that brings in Folz and he finally gets his hands on Carter as they go tumbling to the floor. Gryfon stays on the attack and looks to be setting up for FINAL JUSTICE, but before he can get it locked in, he notices Carrie has jumped on the apron and is distracting the ref. Crete’s about to go see what the disturbance is, but Albright is there and hits CTG in the twigs & berries. Takaken drops to the mat and Rory floats over and nails a DDT. Meanwhile, on the outside Folz & Carter continue to brawl until Carter’s able to reverse an attempted whip by Folz and Matt winds up hitting the steel post and dropping. Carter’s able to join Rory in the ring and they start a calculated beatdown of Gryfon.
Matt is slowly crawling back to his corner but as he gets there, CTG is taking a methodical dismantling by the members of Royalty as they are able to keep him isolated. Gryfon has made a few attempts at a comeback but with his partner still mostly out of commission, the 2-on-1 aspect is really putting Concrete in a perilous position. Carter is working CTG over with a wide array of suplexes and typical indie innovative moves, while Albright is striking quick, furious, and focused. Rory is in control as he lifts Crete to his feet and nails a STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI. As CTG drops to a knee, Albright hits the ropes…SHINING WIZARD. Albright with the cover…
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No, Crete is somehow able to slide a shoulder up. Albright heads over and makes the tag to Christian who starts to taunt the fans and Crete. A few slaps and kicks for good measure as Crete tries to get back to his feet but Carter is quick to slam him back down. CC drags CTG back to his feet and looks to be going for FINAL TESTIMONY, but Crete’s able to slide out the back and leaps towards his corner and somehow Folz is back up and waiting for the tag as the crowd goes nuts for the hot tag. Carter looks shocked as he turns and sees Folz back up and now punching away. Christian is trying to cover up but not doing a great job as Folz gives him an Irish whip and plants a back elbow right between the eyes. As Carter hops back to his feet, Folz lifts him up…FOLZ SLAM. He hooks the leg and makes the cover…
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No, Albright with the save. But Concrete is back and pushes Rory back into a corner. As they slug away at one another, Folz is continuing to pester Carter with rights and lefts, but Carter swings wildly in return and Matt ducks under and is able to grab CC in a full nelson…BRIDGING DRAGON SUPLEX…
One…
Two…Crete still has Albright occupied.
Th…No, the ref gets pulled out of the ring by Alexis Darling who has come to ringside and she’s not alone as Alexander is right there with her; Firewoman just a few steps behind. The rest of Royalty swarms the ring as Alex goes over and grabs Crete from behind as Rory explodes out of the corner with a SUPERKICK/GERMAN SUPLEX combo. Meanwhile, Lexie has grabbed Folz by the legs as Carter gets back to his feet. Lexie rolls Folz towards Carter who lifts him up for a FACEPLANT/CODE BREAKER combo. As Royalty continues to lay the smack down, a loud cheer erupts as Mai, DK, and Dee come out for the save.
Mai goes right after Fire who finally seems to get some energy as she defends herself from Mai’s attack. DK and Dee go after the Darling twins. But the numbers edge of Albright & Carter start to take its toll but before it becomes too much, Folz & Gryfon are back on their feet and we now have a massive 5-on-5 brawl in and around the ring. The ref has long had enough and calls for the bell…
Official Result in 9:01…NO CONTESTAs the brawl continues, Teddy Long’s music hits for some reason…
Teddy Long:
Players…if you want to brawl. Why don’t we give these fans what they want…Royalty vs. Drink & Destroy, Concrete Takaken Gryfon, Matt Folz, & Mai Muyo. And that match is RIGHT NOW!!!!ROYALTY vs. MATT FOLZ, MAI MUYO, CONCRETE TG & MURPHY’S LAWThe ref just shrugs and assumes Teddy Long has the power and doesn’t seem to care that the wrestlers around ringside didn’t even seem to notice the new announcement so he just calls for the bell and it now looks like we have a 10-person tag. It’s a complete clusterbomb as Chad Madison would be apt to say. The ref seemingly has taken a nap during the match as there are no countouts or threats of disqualification no matter how long people are brawling outside the ring, in the crowd, or what weapons are being used.
We get tons of opponents trading off on one another as we see Folz & Alexis brawl through the crowd. Albright & Mai try to top one another with high risk moves off interesting places. Carter & Alexander are trading weapon shots with the Murphys while Fire seemingly tries to have a legit match in the middle of this anarchy with Takaken in the ring.
We see lots of people come into the ring to try and help Fire or Gryfon respectively and work on some double-team moves or we see them get pushed to the outside as others take their place. It’s damn near impossible to call the action as so much is going on. The one thing that is clear is that Mai really wants to get her hands on Firewoman, but anytime she gets close…it’s almost like Lexie & Alexander have made a vow to make sure that doesn’t happen and they intercept Mai. Fire is getting frustrated at that and it costs her sometimes as Folz or one of the Murphys are able to take advantage.
The match continues as everyone is now moving a little bit slower as the brawl has taken its toll. Folz has a bunch of dried blood all over his face from his earlier face meeting steel ringpost moment. Alexander’s nose has been busted open. Both Murphys are sporting a crimson mask. Carter is hobbling around as Folz & DK have focused a lot of their attacks on his legs. And Albright is really dazed and might be sporting a concussion after missing a high risk attack earlier.
As we get near the clear finishing run of the match, we start getting the trading of finishers, as Folz is able to avoid Lexie’s BITCH KILLER and nails a FOLZ SLAM before locking in an ANKLE LOCK. But before any serious damage can be done, Firewoman spins him around and kicks him in the gut before nailing a FIRESTORM. Before Fire can make the cover, Dee & DK pick her up…DK nails Fire with a BOOMERANG which sends her right into Dee’s CHOMP. But before they can do anything about that, the Darling twins are on them…DARLING DRIVER on DK, AIR-RAID CRASH on DEE. Mai is next as she SUPERKICKS Alexis and sends her flying to floor. Alex looks to turn the tables, but Mai is too quick and grabs Alex because the END IS HERE. Mai stands over Alex, but she’s quickly spun right into Rory Albright’s waiting arms…P.C.B. Albright surveys the carnage and is about the make the cover when Gryfon lifts him up and sends him flying over the top rope. CTG climbs the ropes and nails a dive of his own.
The wrestlers start to lift themselves open in the ringside area, DK, Dee, Folz, Alexis, Carter, & Alexander are all fighting around the Gallifreyan announce table. Folz & Carter wind up falling into the crowd as Dee kicks Alex off the table. Before Alex can recover, Dee & DK lift Alexis up…DOUBLE POWERBOMB through the table. Meanwhile inside the ring, Firewoman is getting back to her feet and sees Crete sliding back into the ring and as CTG gets to his feet, Fire nails a kick to the gut and follows up with the VOODOO DROP. Fire rolls Gryfon over for the cover…
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Out of nowhere, Mai is flying off the top rope. SAVIOR SPLASH. Mai bounces but is able to recover and crawl over and gets on top of Fire.
One…Rory & Carter are out of the picture at the moment.
Two…Alex hears the count, but he’s too busy checking on his sister.
Three!!!
WINNERS in 11:37, Mai Muyo, Matt Folz, Takaken Gryfon & Murphy’s Law
As Mai gets to her feet to start celebrating, she dragged down to the floor by Rory Albright who then plants Firewoman’s IC belt between her eyes. Alexander has finally helped Alexis to her feet and they pounce on the Murphy’s who had started to slide into the ring to join Mai’s victory celebration. Carrie tosses Alexander his baseball bat and hands Lexie the OOWF World Heavyweight title. Carter is able to open Folz back up as he sends him back over the barricade where Carrie is waiting to hand Christian a pair of old-school Folz brass knuckles. The Royalty beatdown continues as they isolate Gryfon in the ring. We hear lots of trash talking that heroes have no place in this new kingdom. As the rest of Takaken’s teammates try to intervene, the weapons are really keeping them at bay but it’s clear that Firewoman is less than enthused at participating, but when prodded by Alex mostly, she acquiesces and contributes. Finally, Miranda, Tommy Wilder, Dre Gaines, & LD Williams come out from the back as well. Well Miranda is pushing her father down the aisle, but still he doesn’t seem all that upset about a chance to get his hands on Royalty even if he has no interest in helping Gryfon or Folz or the rest of them. Royalty notices the numbers have turned against them even with their weapons and they bail out of the back of the ring and escape through the crowd as Mai & the Murphys check on Concrete. The last visual is of Mai & Miranda standing side by side staring daggers at Fire before Alex steps in front of her while Lexie pulls her out of the arena as we fade before our next match.
GHOSTHEAD vs. ECOSYSTEMEcosystem comes out first to “New Slaves (Instrumental)” . . . well, more correctly, he comes out to boos that drown out his stupid Kanye remix.
Eco: Well, it’s good to see you too, Zagreb!
Crowd: BOOOO!
Eco: Oh come on now. You know, Croatia has a lot in common with the OOWF. One of us is filled with sociopathic monsters engaging in senseless violence out of irrational pride and hatred . . . and the other is a wrestling company!
Crowd: BOOOOOO!!
Eco: Sorry, that joke was mean. I know you only like clean jokes here. Or was that ethnically cleansed jokes?
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Eco: All right, all right, I’m done with you. Let’s move on to my opponent tonight. Ghosthead. See, Ghosthead is a lot like Croatia. Irrelevant, inconsequential, and ready for any strongman to come along and whip his ass. So tonight . . . (Eco removes his belt) . . . we’re going to have a little sequel to last week . . .
All of a sudden, Ghosthead comes out from behind Ecosystem and tackles him to the ground! Ghosthead begins smacking Eco’s head against the steel ramp, before pulling his head between his legs – POWERBOMB onto the stage! Nasty, nasty, nasty. Ghosthead grabs Ecosystem’s belt from the ground, rears back and LASHES Eco! Junichiro Muyo cries out in pain as he begins to roll down the ramp, but Ghosthead follows, whipping him HARD all the way down. Eco’s back is bright red, and the final lash catches Eco with the buckle, cutting a thin stream of blood out from Eco’s back.
Ghosthead shows no mercy, backing up for a moment and PUNTING Eco in the head! Eco goes down sick, but Ghosthead doesn’t stop for a moment, tossing Eco headfirst into the steel steps! Ghost kicks off the top of the steps and pulls Eco up – MOTHERFUCKING HORROR DRIVER ONTO THE STEEL STEPS! Yikes. Eco is just lying there torn apart as Ghosthead looks down at Eco, spitting on him and giving him a final stomp to the head before he storms out. The paramedics go and check on Junichiro Muyo, and folks, that’s it – no match at all tonight, just a bleeding, unconscious CEO.
WINNER – No Match
STRENGTH IN SILENCE & BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. SAINTS OF SINNERS & DEMON SMOKEStrength in Silence enter first, wisely preceding Banned from Everywhere and their entourage. The crowd wildly cheers both teams and BfE drink it in while Power and Tuska acknowledge it but are focused on the task at hand. Once they're in the ring, Ellie May leads the entourage to the back to avoid the carnage. And it begins almost immediately, with the crowd raining both trash and boos down on the Saints of Sinners and Demon Smoke as they head to the ring. If Demon Smoke is intimidated by such a big match his second time in an OOWF ring he doesn't show it, ignoring the reaction as completely as Stank while Chloe snarls and Moose laughs at the crowd. They climb into the ring, and referee Angelo Barros sends both teams to their corners and quickly calls for the bell.
After some deliberation, Justin starts off against Smoke. Justin signals for a test of strength, but Smoke just glares at him. Justin signals again, and Smoke shrugs and levels him with a right hand. Smoke sends Justin into the corner and buries a knee in his midsection, following up with a series of back elbows. Smoke pulls Justin out, sends him to the ropes, and plants him with a powerslam. He covers, but Justin rolls a shoulder at two. Smoke drags Justin up and knees him in the face repeatedly, then snaps him over with a Suplex. He covers, but again Justin kicks out at two. Meanwhile, in the Saints' corner, Chloe is working busily at the top turnbuckle. She manages to untie the pad and lay it on top, but before she calls Smoke over Power yanks her off the apron. Chloe's head bounces off the top rope as she falls. Snarling, Moose jumps down to go after Power, but Tuska sprints down the apron and dives, driving Moose into the ring steps with a clothesline. Stank chooses to stay out of the brawl and instead reaches out to accept the tag from Smoke.
Stank moves to stomp on a prone Justin, but Justin's hand snaps into the air. Stank, looking sheepish, pulls a five from his trunks and drops it into Justin’s hand. Justin gives him a thumbs up, and Stank completes his stomp. Stank sends Justin into the corner hard enough to send him tumbling over the ropes. Justin catches himself and runs down the apron. He climbs the ropes, but Stank nails him with an uppercut that sends him flying. Justin grabs the top rope and barely manages to stay on the apron. Stank clubs him with a forearm, then lifts him for a suplex, He holds him there for a long time, until Bill hits a chop block. Stank falls, and Justin lands on top of him and hooks the leg. Barros counts two before Stank powers out. Justin rolls under the ropes to the apron, and when Stank gets up he springs off the top rope and hits him with a crossbody. Justin hooks the leg, but only gets two. Justin goes to the ropes and launches himself at Stank, but Stank catches him and hauls him to the Saints' corner, making the tag to Chloe, who's back on the apron.
Stank drops Justin across his knee and hold him in place as Chloe comes off the top rope and drives a knee into his head. Chloe moves to cover, but pulls Justin up, shaking her head. She lifts Justin up and drives his spine into the corner, then starts driving kicks into his midsection. She tags in Moose, then hits an atomic drop on Justin, holding him there as Moose hits the ropes and nails a Busaiku knee. He covers, but Power is in to drag him off. Barros tries to send Power out, but Moose pulls him away, which allows Chloe to knock the turnbuckle pad off and drive her sister's head into the steel. Power falls with blood already starting to flow, and Chloe stomps her into the mat. Barros gets away from Moose and comes back, so Chloe kicks her sister under the ropes and follows her to the floor. Moose scoops Justin up and walks to the corner, but Justin shoves off his back and lands rolling. Moose turns and tries to grab him, but Justin lunges and makes the tag to Bill.
Bill storms across the ring and levels Moose with a clothesline. Moose rolls to his feet, so Bill turns and does it again. Smoke is in and pins his arms from behind, but Bill hits a mule kick and a stunner. He surges to his feet, right into a chop to the throat and a clothesline from Moose. Moose rolls Bill over and drives a knee into his spine, then locks him in the Jiendo! Tuska comes in and hits a running dropkick to the face to break it up. Barros escorts Tuska back to the apron, and Moose drags Bill to his feet but gets blasted by a forearm. Bill hits a series of elbows, then winds up, but pauses at the sound of a loud crack - the sound of Power slamming her sister's head into the ringpost. Both men look to the corner where Chloe, blood pouring from her head, collapses as Power drags herself onto the apron. Moose snarls and lunges for her, but Bill spins him around and hits the Bionic elbow. Moose stumbles, and Bill shoves him into the corner and tags in Tuska.
Tuska sets Moose up for a reverse russian legsweep, and Bill drives an elbow into the back of Moose's head to assist. Tuska rolls Moose over and covers, but Moose kicks out just before three. Tuska drops a pair of legdrops, then goes to the ropes and hits a third. He covers again, but only gets two. Tuska pulls Moose up and takes him over with a gut wrench suplex, then springs off the middle rope with a moonsault. He hooks the leg, but Stank stomps on him to break it up. Barros orders Stank back to his corner, and Stank complies, but he drags Moose with him. Tuska tags Bill back in and Bills charges across the ring, but Smooke cuts him off with a spear. As Smoke rolls under the ropes, Stank steps to the apron and Moose tags him in.
Stank grabs Bill as he gets up and slams him with a headbutt. He picks Bill up and drives his spine into the turnbuckles, then clubs him with a series of right hands. He sends Bill to the ropes and nails him with a massive clothesline, but Bill bounces right back to his feet, channeling Ric Flair. Bill tears off his shirt and slams it to the mat. He drops three elbows on the offending garment and springs to his feet, screaming a 'Whooooo!' into Stank's face. He chops Stank once, twice, three times, then sends him to the ropes and hits the Mason-Dixon Line. Bill covers, but Smoke drops a knee into his head to break it up. Smoke drags Bill to his feet and stuns him with a forearm, but before he can follow up Justin slams into him with a flying tackle that tumbles them both through the ropes. Bill gets his bearings and turns back to Stank, who's waiting with a kick to the stomach, Stank drags Bill onto his shoulders - Stank U! Stank covers, but Tuska is in with an elbow at two.
Stank and Tuska exchange blows and Stank gets the advantage, but while he's occupied Power grabs Bill and drags him to their corner. She tags herself in and sprints across the ring to plant Stank with a bulldog. She covers, but Stank powers out at two. Power presses her attack, pummeling Stank as he gets to his knees. She sets up the Power Driver and actually gets the big man up, but Moose nails a Busaiku knee. She drops Stank as she goes down, but he manages to break his fall and roll to the corner. Barros sends Moose out of the ring, and Power gets slowly to her feet. She heads toward Stank, but Chloe is back on the apron and blasts her with a forearm. Chloe grabs her sister's head and drops, clotheslining her on the top rope. Power staggers back, and Stank explodes out of the corner with a clothesline. He grabs Power by the hair and drags her to his corner. He tags in Moose and they drive Power into the turnbuckles, slamming her back into the exposed turnbuckle before taking her over with a tandem suplex. Moose covers, and Barros counts One...Two...Bill charges across the ring, but Stank cuts him in half with a spear...Thr - Tuska yanks Moose out of the ring!
Tuska hammers Moose with forearms. Moose catches him with an elbow to the throat and tries to slam his head into the apron, but Tuska blocks and slams Moose's head into the apron. He spins Moose around and tries to whip him into the railing, but Chloe clubs him in the head from behind and drives his face into the ringpost. While she continues to pummel him, Moose crawls back into the ring. He grabs Power and drags her to her feet, but she blasts him with a forearm. Moose fires back and tries to whip her into the corner, but Power blocks and kicks him back. Power doubles Moose over with a knee to the gut, and lifts him for a powerbomb. She drops him head-first onto the exposed turnbuckle, then catches him as he bounces off and plants him with a belly-to-belly suplex. With blood already pooling under Moose's head, she hooks the leg and Barros counts One...Two...Three.
WINNERS, in 28:09, Strength in Silence and Banned from Everywhere.
After the match: Chloe rolls into the ring and lunges at her sister, but stops short when she sees Moose bleeding on the mat. Power sees Tuska lying in his own pool of blood on the outside and goes to check on him as a herd of security and officials separate Moose and Bill and follow Justin and Smoke, who have carried their brawl into the crowd.
LD WILLIAMS vs. THE ZAX – OOWF Invitational Semi-FinalJeckyll & Hyde plays and LD williams strolls confidently to the ring. He rips off his Saints of Sinners T-shirt (On Sale NOW at OOWFShop.com!) and tosses it aside, focused on the task at hand.
Musical Madness plays and the upstart newcomer, The Zax, races to ringside to a solid ovation.
Russ:
Folks, the question here is can this guy pull off a fourth consecutive upset win?Razz:
But can you call it an upset if he does? He's already knocked off three of the best in the OOWFRuss:
We are about to find out. Let's go to the ringWe square off and Zax arm drags LD across the ring. He pops up and darts out of the corner and tries to hit a spinning heel kick on Zax. The masked man ducks and sets, then tries an enziguri, but this time Williams moves out of the way, drops to the mat and sweeps Zax's plant leg. He crashes to the mat and LD tries a leg drop, but Zax rolls out of the way. He kips to his feet and hits the ropes and tries a running kick to Williams' face as he sits up, but LD sees him coming and falls back to the mat and Zax catches nothing but air again.
LD pops to his feet now and catches Zax as he is coming off the ropes and takes him to the mat with an arm drag. Zax pops right back to his feet and lands in the corner. Williams charges into the corner, but Zax moves, LD leaps onto the middle rope and head fakes the masked man into falling to the mat. As he starts to get up, LD leaps off the turnbuckle and rolls him up in a sunset flip for a one count. Zax rolls through it and rolls LD up for a one count.
As he kicks out, Zax grabs his legs and rolls him over into a Sharpshooter, but he can’t quite get him all the way over. LD frees one leg and kicks Zax in the face, causing him to stumble backwards. LD hits to the ropes and springs off with a cross body block, but Zax catches him in mid air with a power slam. LD hits the mat and rolls out of the ring to the floor to regroup.
Zax slides out of the ring, catches LD from behind and BLISTERS him with chops to the chest. The crowd WOOOO's along with each blow. He parades him around all four sides of the ring and plays gives each set of fans what they want, hard chops to LD's chest. Zax rolls him back into the ring and climbs onto the apron. Zax crouches and waits for LD to get to his feet. When he does, Zax leaps on the ropes, and springboards off into a clothesline, but Williams lands a spin kick to his face that drops Zax like a sack of potatoes. LD grabs Zax and rolls him toward the ropes, hanging his head off the apron. LD slingshots himself over the top rope dropping a leg right across his neck. LD rolls back in and tries to lock in a Crossface, but Zax makes it to the ropes before it gets cinched in and gets a break.
Both men get to their feet at the same time and begin to trade blows back and forth. Zax drives LD back against the ropes and then whips him across, but Williams gets some life and reverses it. Zax hits the second rope and moonsaults over, but LD side steps it. Zax is back on his feet and goes for a kick which LD catches. LD spins him around 360, nails him with an elbow strike. LD strikes Zax three more times then hits a big lariat. Zax struggles to his feet, only to be leveled by another lariat. Zax dodges the third one and hits the corner, coming out for Williams to hit a back body drop. Zax lands on his feet and charges, but LD is ready and nails him with a tilt-a-whirl back breaker over his knee. LD covers for 1.....2.....NO!
Zax rolls out of the ring to his feet, and LD doesn't waste any time connecting with a baseball slide dropkick. Zax dodges it. Zax swings, but Williams catches him with a knee to the midsection and then slams him backward into the barricade. LD tries to whip Zax into the ring post, but it gets reversed. LD dodges the post, and snaps off a superkick that catches Zax flush on the chin! LD climbs on to the apron and looks around as the crowd gathers what he has in mind......he leaps.. Cactus Jack Elbow on The Concrete Floor!
Russ:
That's solid concrete! The human body isn't meant to take that kind of punishment!Razz:
Oh My God! This match is off the hook!Both men are writhing in pain, and the referee is counting 1.....2.....3.....4.....5.....6. At 7, LD recovers first and rolls in the ring. Zax in in at 8, and immediately LD tries for a German suplex, but Zax counters with a flip followed by a drop kick when Williams turns around. Zax hits the ropes and connects with a flying forearm shot, followed by a pin attempt for two. LD kicks out and Zax whips him into the corner and follows in with a big boot. LD catches it, spins Zax around and nails him with an European uppercut. Zax rolls to all fours, and LD rushes him. Zax gets up quickly and Hot Shots LD throat first onto the ropes. Zax maneuvers LD around, hits the ropes again and leaps off with a Tornado DDT!
Both men lay there a bit, and then Zax gets up first. He hammers LD with numerous elbows and knee strikes, then runs the ropes again. Williams counters with a HUGE power slam. They both take their time recovering again, but finally on their feet, LD drives Zax into the corner with a high knee then when he staggers out hits him with an overhead release belly to belly suplex.
LD hits a snap suplex on Zax and follows with a leg drop to the throat. LD pulls Zax back to his feet and peppers him with shots to the face before he delivers a dragon suplex. LD covers 1....2.... NO! Zax kicks out again. Williams delivers a couple of stiff kicks to the head and looks up, drawing his thumb across the throat. He sets up for the Canadian Destroyer, but Zax blocks it! Zax lifts LD up and hits the
Fade to Black. LD is Out! Zax crawls to the corner, scales the turnbuckles, leaps 3/4 the way across the ring and hits The World Stands Still Legdrop! He covers LD. One.....Two... Three!
WINNER, in 16:31, The Zax
Russ:
He just pinned a Grand Slam Champion! What an upset! Razz:
Four straight Russ? This guy is no fluke anymoreZax rolls out of the ring as the bell sounds and ruches 20 rows into the crowd. Good thing too as Moose, Chloe & Stank all have hit the ringside area looking to tear him apart. The Saints glare up at Zax, who has his arms raised in victory.
MIRANDA WILLIAMS vs. TOMMY WILDER – OOWF Invitational Semi-Final"I'm Too Young to Die" hits the speakers as Tommy Wilder and Miranda Williams appear at the top of the ramp side by side, race down the ramp to a roaring crowd! The climb the turnbuckles and backflip into the ring and take the Crash and Burn pose for the crowd – Wilder on one knee, guns to his head, while Miranda stands behind him and blows fire into the air! The ref give them their instructions, they shake hands and go to their corners.
At the bell both wrestlers race to the center! Miranda arm-drags Wilder, who rolls to his feet and sweeps Miranda's legs out from under her – she kips up, grabs wilder for an overhead throw – Wilder lands on his feet, hits the opposite ropes, clothesline- Miranda avoids with a Matrix, Wilder hits the brakes and throws a superkick – SO DOES MIRANDA, causing both to miss! Both hit opposite ropes, wilder springs off with a flying forearm, Miranda goes for a basement drop kick – both miss, come to their feet and look at each other as the crowd goes nuts! Wilder looks at Miranda and shrugs, she cracks up and goes "One more time!"
This time they are a bit more cautious, circling and looking for an opening – Miranda goes off the far ropes, Wilder looks to leap-frog, but Miranda turns it in the a spinning power slam! She drops and elbow across Wilder's leg, grabs his right leg and locks in a spinning toe hold – she cranks down on it, trying to ground Wilder. She spins the hold twice more, but on the second one Wilder turns it into a roll-up. Miranda kicks out at one. Both get to their feet, Wilder uses his reach and nails a spinning backfist, then a drop kick that sends Miranda to the corner. He shakes his leg out for a second, charges in, Miranda dodges the corner charge and German suplexes Wilder back to center ring – she goes to grab a leg again, Wilder kicks her off, rolls backward to his feet and as Miranda charges, he monkey flips her in to the opposite turnbuckle! Hesitation dropkick by Wilder and he takes control –
Wilder picks Miranda up and sets her on the top turnbuckle, leaps up and tosses back to the mat with a hurricarana – Wilder leaps to the top rope between the turnbuckles, shooting star press! Cover gets two, as Miranda rolls her shoulder. Wilder pulls Miranda to her feet, she reverses an Irish whip to the corner she moves in and unleashes Canadian Violence! Wilder covers, and Miranda shifts to the MOE DO!! As she goes for the Mo-do eye poke – Wilder uses the Cur-li block (if you don't know what this is, you had a sad childhood). Wilder sends Miranda into the corner – CAFFIENE RUSH! Wilder follows up with the Freak Out (Delirious' Never Ending Story) Miranda blocks the third knee, turns and launches Wilder with a leg Trap Suplex! Both wrestlers are down as the crowd chants "THIS IS AWESOME!!!"
For the next 15 minutes, Crash and Burn PICKS UP SPEED, matching move for move, with the advantage see-sawing back and forth, while the crowd gets more and more amped up – Miranda takes Wilder to the mat with an STO, and transitions to the MIRANDA RIGHTS! Wilder struggles to the ropes, clean break by Miranda, who immediately jumps back on her partner, NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! Wilder kicks out at 2 – that was close! Miranda goes up top – MOONSAULT! Wilder rolls out of the way, and Miranda finds an empty pool! Wilder springs to the top – AIRWALK! Miranda avoids and Wilder crashes! Both wrestlers are slow to get up… chop by Miranda, forearm by Wilder, chop by Miranda, she kicks and sets up the CANADIAN DESTROYER! Wilder stands up on it and CRUSHES Miranda with a back-pack piledriver! Cover - 1…2… 2.9 and Miranda gets the shoulder up! Wilder shakes his head in disbelief, picks up Miranda and whips her to the ropes – CRASH AND BU! No! Miranda manages to get out of the 3rd German, hooks Wilders leg and rolls him up! 1…2…3!
MIRANDA GETS THE WIN!
WINNER in 35:07 – Miranda Williams
Both struggle to get to their feet as the crowd is blowing the roof off the place with chants of "CRASH AND BURN! CRASH AN BURN!" Tommy and Miranda shake hands, hug and Wilder raises Miranda's hand in victory and rolls out of the ring so Miranda can enjoy the moment!
TYTAN vs. DRE GAINES – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match"Started from the Bottom" plays and Dre Gaines enters with his million dollar smile, to quite a few cheers. "Disposable Heroes" plays and Tytan comes out with the OC belt on his shoulder and lots of boos in his ears. He sneers at the fans, and enters. Tytan and Dre bump fists in a show of sportsmanship and we're off.
It's a fairly good back and forth too, with each one whipping the other into ropes and posts and capitalizing on it. Tytan lays Dre out with the DECAPITATOR~! He Garvin-stomps Dre a few times and then pounce for a pin, one..two..NO~! Dre powers out with authority, knocking Tytan back. Both men get to their feet and brawl around a bit, and each one draws one warning for using fists.
Dre gets Tytan in a hammerlock, and HAMMERLOCK SLAM~! He jumps down for the pin and one, two...NO~!, Tytan kicks out. Before he can get to his feet, though, Dre grabs his legs and gets him into a CRUNK CRUNCH~! but before he can get it locked in, there's a roar as Stank rushes the ring! He drags Dre off Tytan and levels him with SHITFACED~! Dre is down! Tytan takes exception to this disruption of his match, so Stank levels him with his very own SHITFACED~! Stank rolls out of the ring while they are recovering, grabs a chair and rolls back in, proceeding to use said chair on both of them until security rushes down and is able to disarm him and cattle-prod him to the back. Figuratively, not literally.
WINNER – No Contest in 12:02
Stank stands in the middle of the ring holding the chair as the boos rain down on him. The camera closes in on Stank’s, and we see an evil grin slowly spread across his face as we fade to black.
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