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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 15:25:36 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#671) Live! From Valletta, Malta March 11, 2015 OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchFirewoman vs. Mai Muyo OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchSaints of Sinners vs. Banned From Everywhere OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchDre Gaines vs. Stank Non-Title Proving Ground MatchAlexander Darling vs. Tommy Wilder Murphy’s Law vs. Royalty Ecosystem & Tytan vs. Road Banger Thrash & Demon Smoke Matt Folz vs. Rory Albright Ghosthead & Chad Madison vs. LD Williams & Miranda Williams Card subject to the OOWF not being allowed to do ANYTHING, since the entire city is essentially a UNESCO World Heritage site. ***REMINDER*** If you haven't updated your character in the archives yet, go HERE and do it. The OOWF Roster thread will be unstickied March 31 |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 15:26:03 GMT -5
*Matt Folz walks into the Destroyitarium, and is greeted by Wally B King* WBK: Mr Folz, I have reservations about your plan, but my clients are interested. *They walk over to a table where the Murphys are sitting. DK: You did us a solid at Mayhem. Dee: Royalty doesn't sparkle with us, and you have a record of backing up your words with deeds, so pencil us in, but if this is a swerve, we will get medieval on your ass. |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 15:26:31 GMT -5
(Tytan and Ecosystem are in the back after Mayhem and get stopped by SFJ #3.1)
SFJ: So it looks like you guys took one from Ghosthead and Matt Folz. what do you have to say about that?
Tytan: First off, Ghostie. I told you, I spoke the truth once again and we delivered. You go after Eco and look at what happened? Now, go off find a partner you can actually trust and don't have to carry and come on back. Don't worry the results will be the same?
Eco: So what is this about Matt on a Crusade to destroy the Royalty?
Tytan: I don't know about that. Face it Mattie, you aren't a hero. You aren't good, and certainly don't deserve to be cheered. I offered to help you a long time ago but you didn't want my help then. So why in the Hell would I give it to you now.
Eco: Besides, let them destroy each other. Makes the path to the titles that much easier. Now we got Thrash and Demon Smoke.
Tytan: Who in the Hell comes up with names for these people? Trash and Smudge.
Eco: That's not even close.
Tytan: Doesn't matter that's what I am calling them. Trash and Smudge welcome to the OOWF. You are going to step into the ring with former Tag-Team Champs. Hell we have held more titles between the two of us then you will see in your wrestling career.
Eco: I really am enjoying this darker side of you Tytan.
Tytan: It's not dark just speaking the truth.
Eco: But you are so much...angrier.
Tytan: Boys. It's simple spare yourselves the pain and suffering that you are going to get and just walk away now. Let us continue to climb so we can take what is ours.
Eco: Well put my friend, and Ghosthead get in our way again and there is always a belt nearby. Now let's go get some dinner.
Tytan: Subway this time.
Eco: As long as you are buying.
Tytan: Don't I always.
(The two walk off.)
FADE
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 15:27:03 GMT -5
<cut to the Dogana medical center where Moose is sitting in a bed, ribs heavily taped and head bandaged> Chloe: Jack........I am SO sorry, I couldn't catch him! Little fucker is FAST! MHJ: Chloe, it's fine Chloe: NO! I am going to twist his head off his shoulders! Then break his knees! Then.........<Chloe trails off as the Doctor walks in>....what's up Doc? Doc: Well, Mr. Quinn, as we expected, broken ribs, and a mild concussion. <thee Doctor stops and eyes Moose for the first time> you're one of those.......professional wrestlers.........from that OOWF league MHJ: Yeah.......Mooosehead Jack Doc: <shaking his head> I've heard of you........heard of all of you. We were warned that you were making a trip through this area. Especially after what happened in Slovenia. Something YOU had a hand in, if I remember correctly MHJ: <smirking> our reputation precedes us! And it was just another match, things happen <Moose barely conceals a smirk> Doc: I wouldn't be too proud of that....... Chloe: You have NO idea! Doc: We were told to expect patients, and we were also told that you wouldn't listen to medical advice MHJ: Yeah, we are kind of funny like that Doc: So, its not going to make a bit of difference that I tell you, in my PROFESSIONAL opinion, that you should take at LEAST 90 days off to let those ribs, and most importantly, that concussion to heal, is it? MHJ: No. No it is not Doc: You guys all have a deathwish don't you? MHJ: You have NO idea. Now, where are the discharge papers? Doc: <shaking his head sadly> go see the nurse at the desk <Chloe helps Moose up and helps him out the door and down the hall> |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 15:27:25 GMT -5
*Murphys Law are sitting at a table in the Destroyitarium, with a bottle of Donegal whiskey and 2 glasses in front of them* DK: So what do you think about what Folz had to say? Dee: Interesting, but let's focus on the business at hand. We have a new whiskey to try, and our match with Royalty at Mayhem to plan out. DK: Empty Team? Dee: OK, on to the whiskey. |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 15:27:59 GMT -5
~~~ Chad Madison strolls into OOWF Catering. He grabs a bottle of Aquafina and looks around at the fruit bar. He grabs an apple and turns around.. to see the figure of Ghosthead standing there. ~~~ Chad: Good afternoon Jared. Ghosthead: I don't recall permitting you to address me by my given name. Chad: I don't recall asking permission. ~~~ Silence ensues ~~~ Ghosthead: It appears we have a match together. Chad: So we do. I suppose You want to talk strategy. Ghosthead: It would be wise, considering the closeness of our opponents. Chad: We can. But listen, you and I neither one really care much about this match. Ghosthead: In the long term, you are correct, it is a match of little significance. But in the short term, victory would be beneficial for both of our proclaimed causes. Chad: Very true. Ghosthead: I trust there will be no..... reluctance on your part with Miss Williams across the ring from us. ~~~ Chad chugs the reminder of his Aquafina and tosses it in the recycle bin ~~~ Chad: I'm going to pretend you never said that. ~~~ Ghosthead nods and we fade ~~~ |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 15:28:29 GMT -5
~~~ Inside the Destroyitarium, We see DK & Dee shooting pool. In the corner, Dre Gaines and Wally B. King are sitting together. Wally is pointing at pictures on the wall and telling stories of D&D days gone by. ~~~ Wally: Those were great times. Danny, DH, Spin, Jack, they really got this place. Dre: You didn't mention my 'Brotha' Stank Wally: Stank... didn't leave here on the best of terms. Dre: Well, I'm boutta beat the fuck out of that little bitch Wally: (nods) I.... Don't underestimate him. Lucas is not someone to mess around with Dre: I know what that he's all about. An all I gotsa say is (Chugs the rest of his 40 & unleashes a LOUD BEEEEEEEEEEELCH) An dat's G Style for "Imma beat the shit oucha, ya chair swinging pussy" ~~~ Wally holds up his glass to Dre as he stands up. ~~~ Wally: Good Luck Mate. ~~~ Dre Smiles his Big Smile and looks over at the Murphys ~~~ Dre: DK, Dee, I gots next! ~~~ Fade ~~~ |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 15:28:53 GMT -5
**L.D. Williams is with SFJ#47.** SFJ#47: "L.D., you've teamed with your daughter several times in recent weeks. How has that experience been for you." LDW: "Until this week, a lot of fun." SFJ#47: "What's different this week? Tougher opponents?" LDW: "More like one opponent and one giant headache." SFJ#47: "...which one is the opponent?" LDW: "Ghosthead." SFJ: "But Chad defeated both you and Miranda on his way to winning the OOWF invitational. I should think you'd take him more seriously." LDW: "I'm well aware of Mr. Madison's abilities in the ring. I was one of the first to notice them. But, to my twenty-year old daughter, he is the ex-boyfriend that said he 'didn't deserve her' then went on to publicly 'deserve' a plethora of other women....<sighs> You can see how my week is going." SFJ: "Are you concerned that Miranda will have trouble facing off with Chad?" LDW: <chuckles> "I'm more concerned she'll get us disqualified. Part of me wants to kick Chad's ass - which is normal when it comes to Chad - and part of me wants to make popcorn and see if Ghost wants to blow off the match and watch Miranda kill him." **L.D.'s cell phone rings. He looks at it and sighs again.** LDW: "Assuming she doesn't drive me completely nuts before then." <fade> |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 15:29:32 GMT -5
We see Matt Folz listening to his Sirius radio when his lovely wife sits next to him on the couch. JF: How'd your meeting with Dee and DK go? MF: Surprisingly well, considering the history between myself and their father. JF: Did you tell them about the match you had in mind? MF: I did, and they seemed very interested. Of course, they could have just been faking interest in order to get in a cage with me and then proceed beating the shit out of me to get revenge once and for all. JF: You honestly think they'd do that? MF (Shrugging): If the roles were reversed, I'd sure be considering it. JF: So you're crossing them off the list then? MF: I never said that. Do you agree with me that Outback Jack would have been a perfect fit for this type of match? JF: Absolutely. MF: Damn right, and his kids inherited his talent. We're not talking about David Flair or Erik Watts here, these two can actually go in the ring. No, they're definitely still under consideration. JF: Ok, so what's next? MF: We see who else comes up to us and says they're interested. Don't have to make any decisions now, still a long time between now and Hell on Earth. As of now there are only 4 names on the Absolutely No list: Moose, Chloe, Eco and Tytan. Everyone else is under consideration. JF: Mai and I will talk to Miranda during our girl's night this week, try and gauge her interest. MF: Good, good. And I want to sit down with her father and Tommy Wilder sometime to. JF: You really think people are going to follow you on this? MF: Maybe, maybe not. But I will tell them the truth. JF: And what is the truth? MF: Tytan wasn't entirely wrong in what he said. I'm not a hero, I'm not good and I haven't done a damn thing to get cheered. I'm not doing this for the fans, I'm not even doing this to help the company. But I AM doing this because Carter and Darling can kiss my fucking ass and I know I'm not the only one in this company who shares that sentiment. FADE |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 15:31:04 GMT -5
Fire is sitting at her computer, mindless scrolling Facebook. Dr. Freedman appears to be asking her questions via speaker phone, which she is answering in sort of a bored monotone that suggests she might not be paying attention.
DrF: So...nightmares? FW: Nope...not for a few months. DrF: Insomnia? FW: Yeah, but lots of weird travel... DrF: Could just be jet lag... FW: Maybe. DrF: So I think we'll ease off on the dosage for some of your medications, maybe by about a third...I'd like to ween you off some of them although the mood regulators might have to be permanent. FW: Mmmm. DrF: Voices? FW: No. DrF: No? Not even Patrick? FW: No. DrF: I see....and how do you feel about that? FW: Fine. DrF: Fine?...................... FW: .... DrF: Fire.... FW: Yes. DrF: Are you listening to me or scrolling Facebook? Fire sits up a bit and switches her screen to Skype where we see Dr. Freedman.FW: You were supposed to be traveling with us. DrF: I know. The passport issue is cleared up, and I'll be joining you soon. FW: Good. DrF: * skeptically* Good? FW: * sadly* Yes...you broke me. DrF: I .. um... FW: * still sadly* Yes, you broke me and now you need to fix me. DrF: Um...okay....I thought that's what I was doing-- FW: * suddenly angry* NO! I used to go through life, doing what was best for me, and doing just fine with it. Now, all of a sudden, I'm doing stuff for other people. But I can't even do THAT right! I save the company, but my brother is mad that I didn't leave my husband. My husband barely speaks to me. The rest of the roster thinks I'm the devil, including people I thought would understand-- DrF: Ah...the bracelet. FW: Yeah, the bracelet. Mai and Chad...they think I was being selfish, but I thought I was...I can't even do the right thing right!! DrF: So you burned the bracelet because that's what you do when people hurt you. What are you burning of Chad's? FW: I dunno, I was looking for the mask I had when we won the Campeones de Trios and...but then I decided I didn't WANT to....What the hell is up with that? Dr. Freedman smiles a bit, but Fire's too busy ranting to see it.FW: Nothing makes sense! Do what's best for Fire, and people are mad. Do you know the size of the contract Vince was offering me? Not now, that bridge is well and burnt. But yeah, now I'm a pariah and my friends and family....look, you broke me, and now you need to fix me, and then you're fired. DrF: Fire....you are caring what other people think....you are well on your way to being fixed. FW: Fuck that. DrF: Have you given any thought to-- FW: * Fire's demeanor changes again to being more calm and resigned* Yes...but....not yet. I'm not ready. DrF: I think you are. But we'll talk about it when I get there. FW: Which is WHEN? DrF: I thought I was fired? FW: FINE, I'll fix myself! DrF: I will see you soon. FW: DON'T BOTHER! Firewoman slams the computer shut and then throws it across the room. She stares at the pieces for a while.FW: LUUUUUCKKKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.... FADE |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 15:33:22 GMT -5
~~~ SFJ#77 is standing in front of the OOWF Interview Banner, seemingly waiting on someone. She looks to the right suddenly, slides out of frame, and reappears suddenly, pulling Chad Madison in front of the camera with her. ~~~ SFJ#77: I'm here with "Cowboy" Chad Madison Chad, we se.... Chad: (Cuts her off) Wait, I'm not scheduled for an interview right now. SFJ#77: Umm..... well.. you see... Chad: And aren't you usually assigned to Dre Gaines? SFJ#77: Well... yes. But I haven't been able to find him lately. Chad: Did you check the Destroyitarium? SFJ#77: .... No. That's a good idea. Chad: Thanks. I have one of those every once in a while. SFJ#77: I'll go find Dre in a bit, but since you are here....... Chad: .......... SFJ#77: .......... Chad: .......... SFJ#77: .......... Chad: .......... SFJ#77: .......... Chad: Fine. SFJ#77: This week you and Ghosthead take on LD and Miranda Williams. Chad: I get to be in the ring this week with 2 former World Champions and the fastest rising star in the company. If I felt like I needed to prove myself, this would be a great opportunity to do so. SFJ#77: You sound as if you don't think you have anything to prove. Chad: I don't believe I do. The only thing I have to do is become World Champion. That will be all the proof I need. SFJ#77: Would you like to address the comments of LD Williams? Chad: LD doesn't like me. I don't like him. What else is new. SFJ#77: His comments about you and Miranda... Chad: I stand by what I said to Miranda back in November. If she wants t talk to me about it, we can. But the one person who I am Not talking to about this is LD Williams. SFJ#77: DO you intend to join Matt Folz's crusade against Royalty. Chad: I would like nothing better than Alex to get his comeuppance. And I want to be a big part of that. Matt can count me in as long as he realizes one thing.... That first and foremost I am focused on winning the World Championship. Anything else past that is gravy. SFJ#77: Thanks a lot Chad. I'm going see if I can find Dre. Chad: You're welcome. And let me say something in case anyone out there is wondering..... Asking forgiveness can do wonders for the conscience. SFJ#77: Oooooooooooh kay then. ~~~ Chad Flashes the 'Horns' and we fade ~~~ |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 15:34:06 GMT -5
(Tytan and Eco are sitting at Ta' Nenu. It is the place to eat ftira, Malta’s traditional pizza, especially if you are travelling with kids. Still Tytan is with Eco so that will have to do.) Tytan: Who knew we could come here and get pizza. Eco: But with Capers and fish that's another story. (They both laugh) Tytan: So it seems like Mattie finally heard what I had to say. Eco: Yes. It does seem like you may have opened his ears better. Tytan: Would have been more fun to open his skull. Eco: Such anger. Save it for the ring. There is no honor in wasting it around here. Tytan: Maybe if we ran into Trash and Smudge I can burn some energy. Eco: But how would that help in the Endgame. Tytan: Once again my friend you are right. If those two didn't even make it to the ring....what good would that be. But wait, wouldn't that go to the way we use to work. Eco: Work smarter...not harder. Tytan: Exactly. Eco: You see this machine is coming together once again. Let them show up. Tytan: Those titles will be ours in no time. Eco: A team that could beat the Saints.I like the sound of that. Tytan: A team that will beat the Saints sounds even better. Eco: Let's get out of here. I have seen some better food around the corner. (FADE) |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 15:34:29 GMT -5
[ Cut to a dark video feed, featuring the ever-so faint outlines of what looks to be a rectangular room.]
" WHEN DID WE BECOME THESE, SINKING STONES? "
[ A distorted voice slowly sings, at the same time a row of lights along the floor near the back of the room brighten. ]
" WHEN DID WE BUILD THIS, BROKEN HOME? "
[ As the lights softly illuminate the edges of the room, a slightly shadowed man in thigh-low trunks, wrestling boots and green padded gloves is revealed. Due to his hair and the shadow play in the room his face is not visible. ]
" HOLDING EACH OTHER LIKE, RANSOM NOTES... "
[ An intense drum beat begins in the background, escalating in volume as the figure, bouncing on his heels, begins shadowboxing to the beat. ]
" DROPPING OUR HEARTS TO- "
[ As he shadowboxes the figure moves forward ever so slightly, until the camera pans to reveal he's moving toward a practice bag. ]
" -GRIP OUR BROTHER'S THROAT! "
[The line finishes and the man's fist slams into the back, the camera slowing down to show each ripple of the fabric along with the sweat tossed off of his arm. ]
" You can't see because you don't know
You're caught below, beneath your own shadow
Stuck inside, half alive
Do you ever stop to ask yourself why?
Close your mind, identify
Do you feel, do you feel?
Do you call this a life?
All you waited for
Drowning just to keep score "
[ The faster, softer lyrics begin and what follows is a fast documentary of every motion, jerk, swing and blow the stranger makes. His fists, elbows, knees and feet impact the bag over and over again in practiced, forceful maneuvers smooth enough to be put to the big screen. When the singing voice begins the last line, the stranger suddenly jumps back, a good seven feet, before putting boot to the cement floor fast. At the same time 'score' is sung the stranger leaps forward, spearing the bag hard enough to snap the chain holding it to the ceiling. As soon as he and the bag impact the floor, the voice and it's accompanying music cease entirely. There is a small silence as the stranger rises up, dusting himself off as the lights begin to dim. He turns to the camera directly for the first time, revealing his face, and gives a small nod. Turning on his heel, the man throws a towel over his shoulder and heads toward the back of the room as we slowly fade to black. When the room disappears, the following words appear on screen for a few seconds before they too fade away. ]
" We always start with good intentions,
but loose ourselves along the way. "
TARIAN
[ END ]
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 15:35:01 GMT -5
(Chloe is on her way to pick up lunch for the Saints at the nearest package liqour store when she is accosted by an SFJ.) SFJ: I don't want any trouble, Chloe. I just want to ask you one question about the death of Power. Chloe: Haven't I had to deal with this enough? (Turns away) Yes I have! Shut up! SFJ: Did you kill her because...well, you were jealous of her? Chloe: (Turns back angrily) Jealous? Jealous of the person who did nothing but hold me back? The person... (The anger is still there, but there's sadness in her eyes)...the person that I was born with? The person who was always there for me? (We see a tear trickle from one eye down her cheek) Yeah, I'll admit it. She always had my back. And when we came here, well... SFJ: She was the better wrestler. Chloe: (Smiling?) Yeah, yes, she was. But she was weak. All of Dad's programming, to be a good girl, well, she never could shake it. She kept trying to push me that way. But no matter how much pushing and pulling I would do, she would never accept it. Power and Glory had all the potential in the world. They had the potential to be better than any team, even Texpress, but Power held them back. She was damned good, my sister was as good as anyone here. But she could never get into that mindset of doing whatever it takes to win. And with that millstone of a boy around her neck and the other old man, she paved the way to their own funeral. You saw it inside that ring. She couldn't beat Jack, she couldn’t beat me. We wanted to put her out to pasture, to end her, not kill her. And for that, I will forever be saddened. I miss her. (Turning away) Yes, I really do. SFJ: Who are you talking to? Chloe: They say...they're a friend of Patrick. They're nice. But they...I dunno... (Chloe wanders off chattering as the SFJ just stands there confused and the scene fades.) |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 15:35:25 GMT -5
(Tytan sits alone just finished training.) Tytan: So Chloe is going further off the deep end then she already was. Big deal. Does it make the champs that much more dangerous. Maybe. But who's teaming with the man he tried to kill. I have traveled down a similar road, and they each say we team with legends that some can argue that are Evil and crazy and all those other things. But what makes us different. What gives us the edge in being the team that will defeat you? I am not controlled by Ecosystem the way you are controlled by Moose. Oh and one more thing.... (Batista laughs) I don't kill because I am told to. See you soon. We are coming to take what is ours. And be the ones that will defeat the Saints. (FADE) |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 15:35:51 GMT -5
[ Cut to the backstage gym where one of the rings has been set up for practice. In the ring are two men, one a local performer allowed to be there, one of the chosen few. The other, the exact man featured a few scenes ago in the vignette. ]
[ He's wearing the same thing as before, black trunks green gloves and black wrestling boots with green laces. The other guy is Maltan and doesn't speak a lick of English, but is of pretty decent build in red trunks and white boots. ]
[ As the ninja cameraman comes in closer we can see that these two have been going at it for a little while, and the local looks rough. They're both on their feet, but it doesn't look like this training match is going to last much longer. ]
[ SFJ#333 approaches the ring as the two men, the Maltan groggily and Tarian methodically, square up again in the ring. Their arms meet in a test of strength, but a quick knee to the Maltan's gut breaks his concentration. Tarian is able to swiftly hoist the bruised man up onto his shoulders. ]
SFJ#333: Hey.. excuse me but you're Tarian right?
[ Turning around with the Maltan on his shoulders, Tarian gives the SFJ a look and rolls his eyes. Turning on his heel, he drops one knee and brings the local man down hard on the mat with an impact that makes the ring shudder. The Maltan groans and Tarian comes to stand again. He leans his upper body over the top rope and addresses the SFJ. ]TARIAN: Did you not get the memo? I don't do interviews when I'm train-
[ Suddenly the Maltan smashes his forearm onto Tarian's back, electing a pained grunt from him. There is an immediate look of anger on his face as the Maltan runs back, bounces off the middle rope and leaps into the air for an axe handle. But Tarian is too quick, and in a motion almsot hard to comprehend due to it's speed he whirls around and puts his powerful legs to use, leaping up to meet the Maltan in the air with a FUCKING SPEAR! ]
[ The SFJ gasps loudly and both men crash to the mat, the Maltan's head lolling to the side, unconscious. Roughly brushing his hair out of his face, Tarian rolls out fo the ring and makes to the leave the gym. SFJ#333 attempts to chase after him but he turns and gives her a look. ]
TARIAN: One more time, I don't do interviews when I'm training. Besides...
[ He motions to the ring, where a few crew members are attempting, and failing to rouse the devastated Maltan jobber. ]
TARIAN: ...I don't think much else needs to be said.
[ FADE ]
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 15:36:16 GMT -5
Tommy Wilder is taking a break from a free running / parkour work out when Scheme Gene walks up with a mic, INC in tow – SG – Tommy, do you have a minute? TW – Sure, O Shcemie One – What's up? SG – What are your thoughts on your upcoming proving ground match with Alexander Darling? TW – I think it's a bitchin' idea man – cool to finally see The Brat Prince (air quotes) prove himself. SG – Wait – isn't this match about proving YOURSELF – that you deserve a title shot? TW – Dude, haven't you been paying attention? I won a title shot in a 4 way dance. I've been in the ring with some of the best wrestlers in the OOWF, some of the meanest, some of the most psychotic – and I've won a lot of those matches. I'm pretty sure I've done all the proving I need to do, brah. Facts are, when was the last time Alex won a match – especially a title defense – solo and clean? Dude needs to prove that he can ride the pipe all by his lonesome… Alex, time to take the training wheel off, man. No extra help, so weapons, just you and me. Prove you can do it. Prove you deserve to be the Champ. 'Cause I already have. |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 15:36:44 GMT -5
~~~ SFJ#77 Enters the Destroyitarium to find Dre Gaines throwing darts with DK. ~~~ SFJ#77: Dre, I needed to ask you.. Dre: Mah gurl! Where you been? SFJ#77: ... looking for you. Dre: well, ya found me. whasap? SFJ:#77: Well, you make your first Onslaught Title defense this week against Stank. Are you concerned going into the match? Dre: Hell naw. I ain't worried bout nuffin. I gots my Onslaught Title, and Is gonna KEEP my Onslaught Title. SFJ#77: Are you maybe a little over confident? Dre: Nope. Listen, here's da thang... Stank, he's a legend. He one of the best ever in the OOWF. He's at the peak of his career. He may not be getting any worse, but he ain't gettin any better. Me? I'm 2-3 months into this thing, already gots a belt around my sexy ass waist. A Belt, by the way, I TOOK right out from under Stanks big nose. I'm gonna do nothin but get better and better. So tell me why I Shouldn't be confident. SFJ#77: Well, you haven't actuall beaten stank yet. Dre: So? Fucker hasn't beaten me yet either. SFJ#77: Actually,... Dre: Gurl,why don't you letmy buy yo fine ass a drank and lets forget about Mr. Big Ugly. Mah boy DK and I's tossin some darts right now... You play? SFJ#77: Umm.. Sure ~~~ Dre calls Spencer over as we fade ~~~ |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 15:37:11 GMT -5
(Chloe is heading back to the Saints Locker Room with a few boxes of liquid refreshment when she spies the interview with Tytan on one of the OOWF-TV monitors in the building. Chloe snickers and finds one of the wandering SFJ's. She puts down the boxes and grabs the SFJ's microphone.)Hello, Tytan. You don't know me very well, especially based on your comments. You see, you assume that I am being controlled by Jack. When the truth is that is is not mind control, but utter devotion. My sister and I were controlled by our father. Moose freed me from the shackles of my father's mind controls. (Turning) It was a pain in my ass! (turning back) I serve my Jack because he made me who I am today. He took me from being a sparkling dancing diva and freed me from the shackles of goodness and let me be who I truly am. My sister and I destroyed the wayward son of an alleged holy man whose church does to the Christian Bible what the son did to dozens of women. And though we expressed repentance for our actions, I secretly enjoyed the suffering, the pain, the damage we put the son of a so-called man of God through. He remains to this day in a hospital, incapable of doing much of anything. (Turning) Jack IS right. We should have ended him! (turning back) To once again state, Jack and I didn't intend to kill Power. You, however, killed Fire. And you couldn't even do that right. (turning) Well, he couldn't! (Turning back)Check the scars on Ecosystem's legs...put there by my lovely Branding Iron. We put him on the shelf for several weeks. What makes you think we won't do the same thing to you? (Chloe starts to leave when she turns and listens to something. Chloe turns back to the camera.)Ah yes, that Bokken. Not unlike the one a former colleague used to wield. Well, you, Tytan, are no Crusher. I will relish destroying you in short order in his memory. (Moose walks up to Chloe, paying no attention to the interview. ) Moose: Chloe. Chloe: (Startled) OH! Yes, Jack. Moose: Have you seen the Draculs? Chloe: Oh, you would be so proud, Jack. I gave the Draculs and Ember Blackpool a fool proof plan to take out Awesome Bill! Moose: When was this? Chloe: It was...Friday? (Awesome Bill rides through the scene singing something hick-like. He nods to Moose and tips his hat to Chloe and the SFJ. He reaches into Drunkey's saddlebag and takes out another Mason jar of what might be PCPL. He downs the jar, shakes his head, lets out a rebel yell, then throws the jar, smashing it against the wall. Drunkey brays, and keeps on trotting down the hall. Moose shakes his head as Chloe is aghast. Chloe turns to argue with the person that's not there and Moose is about to say something. But Chloe's cell phone rings.) Chloe: Hello? Tavian! Where are you? They did what? He did what? You're where? Crap! Get back here...passports? Just get here! (Chloe hangs up the phone and starts to take off after Awesome Bill, but Moose grabs her.) Chloe: Fucker. Not you Jack, I mean... (Turns to the invisible person) No, not you either. That Hillbilly jackass and his jackass…. Moose: What happened? Chloe: Asshole got them in a PCPL drinking contest Saturday night. They just woke up in Romania. Inside a packing crate. Moose: And that surprises you? Chloe: (Defeated) It shouldn't. (Turning to nobody) Oh Shut Up! I did not! You…. Moose: CHLOE! The delivery! Chloe: (Jumps) Oh, yes, Jack. I forgot. (Chloe drops the microphone and picks up the boxes as she continues the argument with the unseen person. Moose and Chloe walks away leaving a bemused SFJ as the scene fades) |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 15:37:38 GMT -5
(Tytan sits a chess board in front of him. And who looks like Ecosystem sits with his back toward the camera. They are mid game Tytan looks at the camera.) Tytan: Chloe....Chloe....Chloe...you are right about one thing. I don't know you that well. But I have watched you. You bring up some interesting points but let me toss something back to you. You speak of Firewoman, someone I know all to well. Did you think? He chose you because you remind him of his sister. The way she was..because right now we all know Firewoman has simply lost how does she put it. She lost the sparkle. Do you think he chose you because he doesn't want you he wants his sister to be what she was. The crazed ball of fire that I feuded with for months. You have that same sparkle that she once had. That sparkle that was put out by the man himself. Maybe he feels a little guilty. Maybe this is how he can come close to redemption. But then again he is who he is and we know he is beyond saving. So then that leaves you. You talk about the scars on Ecosystem's legs. How you are the one that put them there. (Batista laughs) That is nothing compared to what I have planned for you. I told you. WE ARE COMING FOR YOU. And there is nothing you can do about it. The only way to kill what is Evil is to become something that is that much worse. (Ecosystem looks at Tytan.) Ecosystem: Your move. Tytan: See you soon Chloe. FADE |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 15:38:03 GMT -5
<Moose sees Tytan's promo on a tv backstage and shakes his head and laughs> You know, I expect this from you Tytan. You act before you think. You speak before you think. I am honestly surprised Eco hasn't stepped in and done damage control yet. So, your goal is mind games eh? I saved Chloe because I wanted her to be like my sister was, the way my sister was before you tried to murder her. Oh, you think I forgot that? LD Williams put you out, but that was never the end of it. You see Tytan, unlike you, I am a very patient man. I can let debts go unpaid for YEARS, just waiting until the time is right to strike. Now, I know you believe you are a smart man, you think you are on an even playing field with Eco, and really, that whole thing is cute, honestly. The fact of it is Tytan, the second you decided to run back to Juni and target the Saints, the second you decided you wanted what was ours, you sealed your own fate. Simply put, you will join the long, long list of people who thought they could rid the world of Moosehead Jack. You will try, you will fail, and you will bleed. I promise you that. You want to out-evil the Saints? Be my guest. I promise you this, you will lose. Trust me |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 15:38:28 GMT -5
"Paradise City" by Gun N' Roses hits over the speakers.
Carrie Weiss comes out wearing little to nothing and does a suggestive dance as Rory Albright walks out backwards as his traditional entrance. He grinds up on Carrie, then they head to the ring, tossing his beer on the way. Rory grabs a mic. The Sun King is going to speak. Listen up.RA: Malta! People of the Mediterranean, my Kingdom of the Sun! That gets some cheers.RA: The Sun King's been quiet. But it's time to speak. I've been letting my Royalty brethren do the talking, since they seem to care more about all this than I do. But something this week has bothered me. Roll it! Rory looks annoyed, then smirks.RA: Matt Folz. You're probably right. I'm sure you'd love them to kiss your ass. Go ahead and focus on them. You seem to forget who you're actually facing this week. You seem to forget who left you laying in front of your woman about a month ago. You seem to have forgotten, just who the hell I am! I am the Sun King! And I am the future of this business! And I am the man that you need to worry about this week because I am the man who will humiliate you in front of your buddies, those dumbass Murphys and the D-R-E. I am back! And I will do what i want! To who I want! And I'll take what I want, when I want from whoever has it! I am the Sun King, and you have been warned! Rory tosses the mic and leaves the ring as Paradise City plays again. |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 15:38:56 GMT -5
Mai Muyo is standing in front of an old-school OOWF banner, with Renata Younger standing by with a microphone.
Younger: Mai Muyo, two weeks ago, you pinned the Intercontinental Champion Firewoman in a tag match, and last week, your teams went to a no contest. This week, you get another shot at her championship - an opportunity you had at End of Days, but failed to capitalize on. What will be different this time? Mai: It’s funny . . . it’s funny that you would ask the question that way. See, I’m not usually defined by what will be different, or what will change about me. Because I don’t change. You won’t suddenly see Mai Muyo spit some mist when the referee isn’t looking this time. You won’t see legs on ropes, fingers in eyes, or hands pulling tights. Now do I learn? Of course I learn. At End of Days, I thought Firewoman was out on her back after the Mai Driver, I thought I was safe for a Savior Splash . . . and I got dropped on my head. So I’ll be watching for the possum play. I’ll be watching for the dropkick reversal. And I’ll certainly be ready to dodge the old Greco-Roman Eye Poke if she pulls that one out again. But the main game plan is the same. Train Hard. Play Hard. Win Clean. Repeat. Younger: Some people think you can’t beat Firewoman that way. That you’re not yet her equal in the ring on an even playing field, let alone if she tries to tip the scales. That maybe, without having to go to “the dark side,” you could take after your brother for just one night and “Work Smarter, Not Harder.” Mai leans against the wall for a moment and smiles.
Mai: You know, Renata . . . I’m not the only one who makes choices. Those little girls who sit in the front row, with their Mai Muyo armbands, cheering for me . . . they get to make choices. They get to decide whether they lean over and cheat on their math test. They get to decide whether they want to kick the girl on the other softball team in the shins when passing by. They get to decide whether they want to fight openly with their parents, or just start lying to them. Examples drive small decisions. Small decisions drive habits. Habits drive big decisions. Charles Barkley said he wasn’t a role model, and today, plenty of major athletes nod along. Almost this entire company nods along. Well, I’m not nodding. I accept my responsibility. These girls look up to me, and I can either spit in their eye or hold them in my arms. I can fight despite them, or I can fight for them. It’s like my song says. “Who’s gonna fight for the weak? Who’s gonna make them believe?” Well, I will go, Lord, if you lead me. I will hold Your people in my heart. // Ecosystem is sitting in a production truck alone, fiddling with different buttons, looking at different views of the ring.
Eco: Twenty different angles. Every match we film, we’re changing between these angles on the fly. But we keep the footage from all of them for a time, in case we want to make post-production changes. That means every match in the OOWF can be studied from twenty different angles. People watch tape to prepare for their opponents, but no person can really watch more than a fraction. But when you wrestle rookies . . . the tapes are few. The patterns are fewer to decipher. Whenever LD Williams or Moosehead Jack catches me in that ring, invariably, they're catching me with something I've seen a million times, but just wasn't ready for in that moment. But when a rookie comes at you . . . well, usually, it’s something standard, something unsophisticated, something you've seen others put on. But sometimes . . . sometimes it’s brand new. Eco watches a clip of Satoru Sayama hitting the Tiger Feint Kick.
Eco: And that’s where magic happens. It's all great fun . . . Eco pauses, pulls up his jeans, and strokes the scars referred to by Chloe.
Eco: Until it's something else. There have been a lot of voices silenced recently. Some have fallen from your own party at the hands of others. Stan Fulton. Some, you have silenced. Spider, Tuska, Power. Some, I have silenced. Chris Evans, Danny Taylor - world champions both, by the way. The point is this. You threaten Tytan and say we cannot out-evil the Saints. That may be. But shove a towel into a bucket of water, and that towel will be as soaked and saturated as if it had been caught by a full hurricane. And a kitchen knife cuts the throat just the same as the guillotine. Every time you mock Tytan, you poke a bear with a stick and mock him for the fact that he is not a lion. Indeed, a bear is not a lion. But some things . . . are beside the point. FADE |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 15:39:26 GMT -5
*SFJ#3 confronts Stank in the Hall of Random Encounters*SFJ#3 - Stank, a moment of your time if you please? Stank - What. SFJ#3 - Dre Gaines seems to be taking you lightly. Let's look at the footage. _____________________ ___________________________ SFJ#3 - Your comments? Stank - My comments... Well I hope that motherfucker is confident. I hope he does take me lightly. It will make it that much easier to whoop his swoll up, bullshit smilin, ass. He clearly knows little about who I am. Yes, I'm a legend. Yes, I'm one of the greatest ever, but there is a difference between quoting it... and knowing it. And right now Dre Gaines shows all the symptoms of being one big fat ignorant fuck. He doesn't know who I am. He's seen the tape and he's gotten a taste, but now... one on one with The Man in a Onslaught Championship match. Grand Slam Champion twice over, two time World Champion with the longest individual reign, two time Intercontinental Champion WITH the longest individual reign, two time Onslaught Champion, ten time World Tag-Team Champion and I could go on and on and on about my storied TEN years of fucking dominance... and he... wants to hang his hat... on two or three months? He ain't scared? Who does he think he sees when he sees me? Does he know how many motherfuckers just like him I have destroyed over years? I mean, even if I told him, he wouldn't believe it. Shit, Does he even know what would've happened if I hadn't come to the OOWF... if I hadn't paved the way so that guys like him could come here and run off at the mouth? He would show up here and quickly disappear into obscurity. He ceases to exist without me. So Dre Gaines, since you're clearly not fully informed, let me clue you in. I am not some past his prime veteran in danger of overstaying his welcome, like one who wrestles one match too many. I am not the one in danger, like some poor fuck who opens his door and gets shot. No. I am the one who knocks! Don't believe me? *Fade* |
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Post by firewoman on Sept 7, 2018 15:40:45 GMT -5
Firewoman is backstage, doing...um, whatever wrestlers do between shows backstage. She sees Mai's promo and smirks. An SFJ walks up.SFJ: I couldn't help but see you smirking. Do you have any predictions for you match with Mai? FW: No...should be a good 'un. SFJ: Um.... FW: Look, some of the best matches are between former friends. You got Shawn Michaels and Marty Janetty...Raven and Tommy Dreamer...James Storm and Chris Harris not a bad one.... SFJ: So you're saying that this feud will be-- FW: Not even in the same league as those. No, my issues with Mai are categorically different from those. If ... and this is a big if ... if our in ring program goes beyond tomorrow night....then this feud will stand alone. Not because of it's in ring awesomeness, which is enough. But because of one simple thing that is totally different from all those other feuds. SFJ: .....you're both women? FW: * batistalaugh* no, no no no....but nice of you to continue the hegemonic masculine narrative that the only thing we could possibly contribute is related to our genitalia. SFJ: .....huh? FW: The difference here is that the bad guy isn't the one that turned on the good guy. SFJ: But-- FW: Mai, the good girl, turned her back on me. She says she won't put her legs on the ropes, or grab a handful of tights, or do whatever dastardly things she could do to win. No, not Mai. She's a role model for those little girls that buy her stuff. Role models ALWAYS do the right thing. She talks about examples. Well, Mai, what kind of example do you set for those girls? That if a friend disappoints you, you just kick them to the curb? That if she is sick, gets hospitalized, that you aren't there for her? That you don't even fucking visit? *slow golf clap* Great role model.....totally what Jesus would do, Mai.... SFJ: So that's why you burned her bracelet. FW: Way to keep up. And that's why I am not going to care the slightest bit if she's going to cheat or not cheat. Here's what I know. I have my own fan club. My own girls that sit in the front row and wear the sparkly Firewoman head bands. They may look up to me, I don't know. They may even want to be me. So I OWE it to them, to NOT take that kind of disrespect sitting down, to have a backbone, and stand up for myself. If I can inspire them to do that? Firewoman Quinn-smirks again.FW: Well, that totally sparkles with me. Firewoman walks past the SFJ, bumping shoulders, to leave. |
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