OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#672)
Live! From Andorra la Vella, Andorra
March 18, 2015
TARIAN vs. EL GRAN DIABLO GATONothing More's "This is the Time" blasts through the loudspeakers marking the arrival of Tarian who poses at the top of the ramp then starts an "Edge like" stroll to the ring. Once he arrives, The Hardcore Knight slides in under the bottom rope, rises to his feet, and climbs the nearest turnbuckle to preen for the crowd.
Mago De Oz's "De la piel del diablo" blasts through the speakers causing the fans to erupt in cheers and high praise as the imposing presence of the local Andorran favorite, El Gran Diablo Gato, wearing a devil horned cat mask, and vampirish cape, strolls out to the top of the ramp wielding a red pitchfork as he surveys the crowd. Tarian hops down from the turnbuckle and strolls over to the far side of the ring as awaits El Gran Diablo Gato who slowly walks down the ramp, pulls himself up to the ring apron, and steps his 7 foot 4 inch frame, over the top rope. El Gran then slowly walks over to one side of the ring and raises both arms in the air as he howls ala The Great Khali. The fans on that side of the ring respond in kind as El Gran turns and strolls over to the other side of the ring where he roars loudly and the crowd responds likewise.
Gato's music finally dies down as he walks over to his corner where he removes his cape and drops the pitchfork over the top rope to the floor below. Gato turns to face his opponent just as the ref calls for the bell and we are UNDERWAY...
... and it is ALL OVER as Gato promptly falls victim to the JOUST! JOUST! JOUST!
The crowd is stunned as Tarian smirks, rises to his feet, and drags the big man to the center of the ring. Tarian then nonchalantly places his boot on El Gran Diablo Gato's chest for the one... Two... THREE!
WINNER in 17 seconds - Tarian!
After the match Tarian shrugs his shoulders at the booing masses, not realizing that Ghosthead has slid into the ring behind him! The crowds boos morph into screams of anticipation, as Ghost grabs Tarian on his shoulder, spins him around, and spews BLACK MIST into Tarian's eyes and on his face! Tarian recoils and howls in agony, but Ghost doesn't let him flail away as he kicks him in the gut, crosses his arms, lifts Tarian off his feet, and DROPS him on his head with a HORROR DRIVER! to the satisfactory cheers from the crowd!
Razz: "Whoa!"
Russ: "Welcome to the OOWF, Tarian"Ghosthead drops down next to the unconscious Tarian and says something about never interfering in his affairs again, before sliding backwards out of the ring underneath the bottom rope, then strolling up the ramp without acknowledging the crowd, or looking back at the carnage inside the ring.
GHOSTHEAD vs. RORY ALBRIGHTGhost makes his way to the ring first and waits in the corner for Albright to come out. The Sun King comes out to the top of the ramp with Carrie Weiss and a mic, the crowd boos loudly
The Sun King does not care what you people think. The Sun King cares about one thing………and that is not you Ghosthead. You see, the Sun King is growing impatient. The Sun King got used to having a title around his perfectly sculpted waist, and it has been far too long since there has been a title there. Now, I look into that ring, and I see a man to be held in esteem, I see a man who has held numerous titles in his career, but what I see most…….is a man who has nothing to offer the Sun King.<the rest of Royalty joins Albright on the stage>
The fact of the matter is this. Titles matter. Royalty matters. Everyone else is just occupying our space. Ghosthead, you have nothing we want. You offer nothing to Royalty, which…..to be honest…….is a bit disrespectful. We are Royalty. When you see us coming, you step aside. When you step into the ring with us, you know your role as the inferior wrestler. When you have a title, you willingly give it up to your betters. Ghosthead…….you have no title, you refuse to stand aside, and you will not take your place at our feet. For that, you will pay. You will pay homage to the Sun King and Royalty!Royalty sprint to the ring and attack. Ghost fights them off for a minute, but five on one is just too much. They take Ghost to the mat and put a beating on him. He tries to fight back and gets in a couple of shots on Rory and Lexie, but Carter brings a chair down on his head that stops him cold. Alex retreats to the corner, title over his shoulder, and sits on the top turnbuckle. Carter pulls Ghost up and hits the FINAL TESTIMONY! Carter and Lexie hold Ghost down while Fire and Albright put a chair around his throat. They look to Alex, who stands on the turnbuckle…….OH GOD NO! ALEX IS GOING TO CRUSH GHOST’S THROAT! Darling is about to leap when Folz, LD, Miranda, Chad, Tommy, Dre, Mai and the Murphy’s race to the ring! Royalty looks like they might try to make a stand, but nine on five is not odds in their favor. Royalty bails out of the ring and heads up the ramp. The Murphy’s help Ghost to his feet. He shoves them aside and glares at Royalty, who all just turn their noses up and head to the back.
WINNER – No Match
MATT FOLZ vs. LD WILLIAMS vs. MIRANDA WILLIAMS vs. CHAD MADISON – Winner Gets a PPV Title ShotGhost starts to storm out of the ring, then stops halfway out, steps back into the ring stands up and slowly turns around and looks at Tommy, Chad, LD, Miranda, Dee, DK, Mai, Matt and Dre and slowly nods, then flips backward over the top rope to the floor and heads to the back. The Murphy’s, Mai, Dre and Tommy bump knuckles with Matt, LD, Miranda and Chad and bail out of the ring, but don’t leave ringside. The four remaining in the ring head to the corners, the referee calls for the bell and this one is underway.
Miranda darts out of her corner and goes after Chad. The two of them lock up and trade moves and reversals. Chad catches Miranda with a knee to the gut and lifts her for a suplex, but Miranda floats over and lands behind Chad and takes him with a perfect bridging German suplex. Folz comes out of his corner and breaks it up with a kick to Miranda’s ribs, which brings LD flying across the ring. He SPEARS Folz to the mat and hammers him with punches to the face.
Folz quickly slips free and gets to his feet and backs into the corner. LD charges, but Folz catches him with an elbow to the face that sends LD staggering across the ring. Folz climbs to the middle rope and tries a double axe handle on LD as he turns around, but Miranda frees herself from Chad and POPS Folz with a SUPERKICK while he is still in the air! Folz’s head snaps back and he hits the mat hard, rolls out of the ring to the floor and lies on his back for a few minutes counting the lights.
Chad suddenly finds himself facing both Williams’, not an enviable place to be. They slowly circle Chad, but Chad darts in and catches Miranda with a forearm to the side of the head, then turns to LD and takes him down with a clothesline. Chad grabs Miranda and sends her to the ropes and tries a SUPERKICK, but Miranda catches his foot and spins him around, right in the path of a charging LD Williams who takes him down with a clothesline. Miranda pulls Chad to his feet and she and LD send him to the ropes, Miranda stops him cold with a kick to the gut, then hooks him in a front face lock and lifts him for a suplex. She drops Chad’s legs onto LD’s shoulders and holds onto his head and they drive him to the mat with a POWERBOMB/NECKBREAKER combo (the move that broke Villano’s neck, only, no broken neck here). LD covers Chad, but Folz makes it back into the ring to break things up at two.
Folz grabs Miranda and slams her face first into the turnbuckle. She drops to the mat and he charges in and catches her with a knee to the face that leaves her slumped on the mat. LD gets to his feet and grabs Folz from behind, but Folz spins around and rocks LD with a EUROPEAN UPPERCUT that sends him staggering. Folz grabs LD and bearhugs him, then takes him to the mat with a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX. He doesn’t cover, instead he looks up and sees Miranda coming out of the corner, she tries a running kick to the head, but Chad is on his feet and catches her leg and pulls her in and dumps her to the mat with a PACKAGE SUPLEX! While this is going on, Chad crawls across the ring and drapes an arm across LD, but Williams kicks out at two.
Folz gets back to his feet and sees Chad trying to pull LD to his feet. Folz grabs Chad from behind and hits an OLYMPIC SLAM! Folz gets to his feet and looks around, everyone is down! He covers Miranda, but she kicks out at two, then covers LD, but he kicks out at two, then finally covers Chad, but HE kicks out at two! The crowd is roaring for this one!
The match continues on like this for nearly an hour. The end comes with LD crotched on the top rope. Chad climbs up for a superplex, but LD fights him. The two wind up standing on the top rope, precariously balanced, fighting for position. Folz sees what is going on and races to the corner and tries to climb behind Chad, but Chad catches him with a kick to the chest that drops him to the mat. Folz gets back to his feet and clips Chad’s foot, crotching him on the top rope, and sending LD tumbling off the top! Williams hits the mat, then falls to the floor. Tommy and the Murphy’s race around the ring to check on him.
Meanwhile, Miranda, who had taken a beating from Folz and Chad, is recovering in the corner. She sees Folz has Chad in a bad way and heads to the corner directly across from them and kind of hides on the apron. Folz climbs the ropes behind Chad again and hammers him with forearms to the back of the head, then hits a TOP ROPE OLYMPIC SLAM! Chad is OUT! The second they hit the mat, Miranda hops to the top rope and hits a FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH on Folz! She covers Matt, hooking the leg hard, one…….two…….THREE! Miranda gets the title shot!
WINNER in 58:33 – Miranda Williams
The crowd roars for Miranda as she slumps to her knees in the middle of the ring. LD rolls back into the ring and helps her to her feet and gives her a big hug. Chad and Folz get to their feet as well, clearly disappointed, then share hugs all around too. Dre, Mai, the Murphy’s and Tommy all join the celebration and the crowd can’t get enough of it. Miranda will face either Alex or Tommy at the pay per view for the OOWF World Heavyweight Title!
SAINTS OF SINNERS, ECOSYSTEM & TYTAN vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE, DEMON SMOKE & ROAD BANGER THRASH“Insane in the Brain” by Cypress Hill plays first, as Awesome Bill from Dawsonville and Justin Sane come down the crowd ramp, the audience hooting and hollering behind them. The two have a couple bruises from the week, but look perfectly ready to go as they rev the folks up behind them. “Wherever I May Roam” plays in Road Banger Thrash, who gets a respectable little burst of enthusiasm for a new guy after his upset pin on Ecosystem last week, despite his rampant misogyny. Finally, “Until It Breaks” plays in Demon Smoke, who the crowd is slightly more unsure about, but he’s been mostly quiet as Thrash’s partner.
“Laser Cannon Deth Sentence” plays over the PA system as the Tag Team Champions, the Saints of Sinners, Moosehead Jack and Chloe, make their way out atop the ramp. All boos, save for the Sinner Section. They raise their championships overhead as they make their way down toward the ring, stopping just short of the apron, waiting for backup.
. . . and there’s a long pause. Finally, “Disposable Heroes,” the theme of Tytan, plays over the PA system as Junichiro “Ecosystem” Muyo and Tytan saunter out to the ring to boos, microphones in hand . . . and lawn chairs?
Tytan: Sorry if we kept you waiting. We just, you know, weren’t in any rush to get down here.
Eco: Not that anyone has ever been in a rush to get to fucking Andorra. (Boos.)
Tytan: You said it, I didn’t.
Eco: But we didn’t take these microphones to complain about this shithole, we took them to speak to the champs. See, since you two saw fit to attack my partner, Tytan, it sure seems like you two think you can handle this match without us. So go ahead. Handle the match without us.
Eco and Tytan set up their lawn chairs and sit. Chloe is seething, but Moosehead Jack makes the international sign for “Fuck ‘em,” and gets into the ring. Bell rings, Jack locks up against Demon Smoke, Jack starts brawling away at the guy, but loses control when he whips Smoke against the ropes and Smoke comes off with his patented Thesz Press, quick rights, pulls Jack up, SWINGING VERTICAL SUPLEX (SVS)! Smoke goes for the pin, but Jack is a veteran and don’t job for no fuckin’ rookie “signature,” so he kicks out at two. Jack hits a Greco-Roman thumb to the eye and socks the disoriented Smoke in the jaw . . . but as he stumbles back, the huge Thrash reaches out for the blind tag and charges in with a big boot to Moose’s face!
Thrash is ground and pound here, not giving Moose a minute to breathe. He finally puts Moosehead Jack in a front face lock, trying to choke him out and punctuating with punches to the gut - but Jack charges him into a neutral corner and nails a couple shoulder blocks. Jack pulls him out, but Thrash pulls him back in, BIG release belly-to-belly - but Jack is tossed into the friendly corner. Chloe reaches out - but suddenly Tytan is up on the ringpost and takes the tag, entering the ring! Thrash charges, Tytan ducks, off the ropes, DECAPITATOR to take Thrash off his feet! The crowd boos as Tytan points at Chloe.
Tytan: That’s how it’s done! My turn!
Tytan grabs Thrash and hooks him for a snap suplex . . .and another . . . and another. Tytan lifts Thrash up for the Gorilla Press Slam, shouting, “He Ain’t Nothing!” But Thrash drops out the back and shoves Tytan chest first into the ring posts, Tytan stumbles out and eats a release German! Thrash into the corner, and now JUSTIN SANE tags in, up to the top rope for the MOMENT OF CLARITY - but Tytan rolls out of the way just in time. Chloe tags him now - or rather, kicks him in the head, but I suppose that counts - and yells, “No, this is how it’s done!” Chloe grabs Justin Sane, throws him into the turnbuckles and begins alternating chops and straight punches to the little guy, really bruising his chest as the referee warns her. Chloe pulls Justin out . . . for a second, before shoving him back in against the turnbuckles with a sharp elbow to the face, bloodying Justin’s lip! Chloe smells blood (literally) and begins to start choking Justin, going to a four-count from the referee . . . and then going to a gouge, four count . . . and then choking again, four-count . . . and now Eco is up on the apron?
Eco: Are you fucking trying to get disqualified?
Chloe: Oh, I thought you were letting us handle it?
Eco: Not if you’re going to fuck it -
Moose pulls Eco off the apron, and they begin arguing outside, Tytan coming around to join - but inside the ring, Justin Sane hits a Pele kick on Chloe from out of nowhere! Awesome Bill runs to the opposite corner and leaps - FREEBIRD HEADBUTT ONTO ECO, MOOSE, and TYTAN! All three go down as Sane gets a tag to Smoke, atop a turnbuckle himself - FURY CUTTER (shooting star press elbow) onto Chloe! Quick tag back to Thrash, who hooks Chloe up - LAST RIDE! Thrash hooks both legs after this devastating double finisher combo, Moose is first to get back up from Bill but the Dawsonville man is holding his leg -1-2-3!
WINNERS in 6:12 . . . Banned From Everywhere, Demon Smoke, and Road Banger Thrash!
Smoke and Thrash exchange fistbumps, and Banned From Everywhere immediately head into the crowd for celebration time, their partners joining them soon after. Moose helps Chloe up in the ring . . . and the two face Eco and Tytan who are back up on the apron.
Moosehead Jack: As I recall, Nate said “before or during” the match, right?
Eco: That’s how I remember it.
Jack: Just checking.
Jack and Chloe immediately charge Tytan and Eco - Tytan spears Jack through the ropes, however, while Chloe successfully tackles Eco down to the floor below. Chloe begins pounding away on Eco, but he is still fresh from taking basically zero beating, monkey flipping Chloe right off and leaping on her. In the ring, Tytan has the initial advantage, but as he pulls Moose up to standing, Moose ducks a wild swing, RANHEI to Tytan! Tytan is in a crumpled heap just as Eco tosses Chloe into the guardrail. Eco and Moose lock eyes . . . Eco slithers into the ring toward Tytan as Chloe is about to re-enter . . . and Eco pulls Tytan out, calling security to get between them and the Saints as the audience boos.
Eco: We don’t fight for free. Enjoy the loss, champs.
Eco and Tytan grab their lawn chairs atop the ramp and exit as Chloe shouts obscenities after them and Moosehead Jack just smirks.
ROYALTY vs. MURPHY’S LAW & MAI MUYOThe stupid Lorde song brings out Firewoman, Alexis Darling, and Christian Carter. As the trio makes it to the ring, Lexie grabs a microphone but before the boos die down, Mai Muyo and Murphy's Law runs down the ring and the brawl is on. The Murphys go after Lexie and Carter while Mai and Fire square off. The referee calls for the bell and tries to get the teams separated an just one in the ring at a time but to no avail. After several minutes the referee is clearly in over his head and starts to call for the bell when he finds himself in the middle of a Lexie/Carter sandwich courtesy of the Murphys. Meanwhile Mai and Fire are trading forearms, punches, kicks, everything they can at one another. Fire begins to take over on Mai and goes for a Moosekiller but on the lift Mai reverses it into a neckbreaker! Carter and Lexi start to rise as Carter reaches into his trunks and pulls out a set of brass knuckles. But before he can get a grip on them the Murphys spear Carter and Lexie out of the ring and the knuckles go flying...right in front of Firewoman. As Mai sets up for the Trinitarian choke Fire puts on the knuckles and as Mai begins to lock the choke in Fire lets fly with the fist. Mai goes flying back, busted open. Fire looks over, sees the referee is still down and the brawl continuing outside the ring, and picks up Mai by the hair and launches another fist right into the face of Mai and blood is pouring. Fire picks up Mai...Moosekiller! Fire throws the knuckles outside of the ring with an evil smirk and tries to rouse the referee. The referee is up and Fire locks in the Last Chancery! The referee sees Mai is out cold and calls for the bell.
WINNERSin 11:23 – Royalty!
Fire rolls out of the ring to turn the brawl into a three on two situation before Royalty walks away winners and DK and Dee roll into the ring to check on Mai who still looks to be in a world of hurt.
STANK vs. DRE GAINES – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchDre comes to the ring first, slapping hands with the fans, but a deadly serious look on his face. He steps between the ropes and paces around the ring waiting for his opponent. “Skin” plays and the OOWF Onslaught champion makes his way to the ring. He steps between the ropes and makes sure Dre sees the title. The referee takes the title and holds it up and is about to call for the bell when Dre stops him. “Check that motherfucker! Check him for weapons!” Stank looks amused but lets the ref check. The ref finds nothing of interest, he moves to the middle of the ring and holds the title up in the air and orders the men to shake hands, but neither of them move an inch. The bell rings and the match is underway!
The bell rings and Dre charges out of his corner and Stank…….bails out of the ring to the floor. Dre is FURIOUS and demands Stank climb into the ring and fight. He takes a step back and Stank just chills on the outside, taking until nineteen (onslaught matches have a 20 count outside), letting precious seconds of this fifteen minute time limit match tick away. Dre goes after Stank again, but the champ bails out of the ring again. Dre is LIVID. Finally he bails out of the ring and goes after Stank, but Stank slips right back into the ring. The champ stands in the middle of the ring “are you going to fight me or not, bitch?” Dre takes a moment to compose himself, then starts to slide into the ring, Stank turns around and bails out of the ring on the opposite side. Stank hits the floor and looks in the ring, but it’s empty, he turns around just in time to see Dre race around the ring post and LEVEL him with a clothesline! Dre pulls Stank to his feet and slams his head into the Lithuanian Announce Table, then rolls him under the bottom rope into the ring.
Dre mounts Stank and grabs the back of his head and hammers him with forearms to the side of the head. Dre pulls Stank to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a THUNDEROUS SPINEBUSTER! Dre keeps hold of Stank’s legs and traps him in a FIGURE FOUR! Stank starts to reach for the ropes and Dre yells “that’s right! Use them rope breaks, boy!” Stank snarls at Dre and tries to turn the move, but he cannot. Dre keeps the pressure on and Stank finally has to grab the bottom rope to force the break.
Stank has used his first rope breakDre releases the hold, but doesn’t let Stank escape, he grabs his legs again and turns him over in a BOSTON CRAB, again, Stank is only inches away from the ropes, he can easily reach out and grab them. Dre sits back hard, Stank tries to power out of it, but he can’t. Finally, Stank slaps the mat in frustration and grabs the bottom rope, once again forcing the break.
Stank has used his second rope breakDre breaks the hold and Stank tries to claw his way out of the ring, but Dre pounces on him and traps him in a CROSSFACE! Stank is right in front of the ropes and Dre encourages him to grab them. “Right there boy! Grab the ropes! Grab ‘em! Or tap out bitch!” Dre even grabs the bottom rope and pulls it closer to Stank. Stank has murder in his eyes, but refuses to grab the rope. Finally Dre wrenches Stank’s head back as hard as he can and the champ is forced to grab the rope.
Stank uses his third and final rope breakDre breaks and Stank rolls out of the ring to the floor and drops to his knees holding the back of his head. Dre is yelling over the top rope “Got you right where I want you now, son!” Dre tries to spring over the top rope onto Stank, but the champ rolls out of the way. Dre lands on his feet, but Stank grabs his trunks and falls backward launching Dre into the ring post! Dre’s head thunks off the steel with a sickening thud that reverberates through the arena. Dre collapses to the floor, blood pooling around his head. Stank gets to his feet and grabs Dre’s arms and pulls back, puts his foot on the back of Dre’s skull and accents his words with curbstomps I WARNED YOU BOY <stomp> NOT TO FUCK <stomp> WITHH <stomp> ME! <stomp>. The crowd looks away as Stank pulls a terribly bloody Dre to his feet and rolls him under the bottom rope. Stank follows him and covers, one……two…….thre…NO! Dre shoots his arm free! Stank is stunned!
Stank pulls Dre to his feet and slams him between the eyes with a headbutt. Dre staggers but does not go down. Stank hits the ropes and lands a clothesline, but Dre remains upright. He flips Stank the double bird and spits a mouth full of blood in his face. Stank loses his shit. He grabs Dre by the throat and repeatedly slams him in the face with closed fist punches. The referee tries to get him to stop, but Stank is beyond enraged. The referee has no choice…..
Stank has used his first referee warningStank turns to argue with the referee, Dre falls to the mat, blood dripping off his head. As he gets to his hands and knees, Stank lands a thunderous kick to his ribs, then drags Dre to the ropes and chokes him on the middle rope. Once again the referee steps in and tries to stop Stank, but Stank ignores him, drawing another warning
Stank has used his second referee warningStank turns to the referee and threatens to remove his head from his shoulders, then goes back to Dre, we see Dre’s face from outside the ring, and while in pain, he has a smile across his face. Stank charges and drops a leg across the back of Dre’s head, choking him on the ropes. Stank slides out of the ring and POPS Dre with an uppercut to the jaw that sends him rolling back into the middle of the ring.
Stank climbs back into the ring, Dre fights to his feet, spits a mouthful of blood on the mat and looks at Stank through swollen eyes “that all you got, punk?” Stank bull rushes Dre and they tumble between the ropes to the floor. The two of them brawl around ringside, Stank wraps a cord around Dre’s throat, the referee sees it and issues yet another warning
Stank has used his third and final referee warningStank releases the hold and pulls Dre to his feet and rolls him into the ring. Stank pull Dre to his feet and cocks his fist back, and punches Dre right between the eyes, right in front of the referee! The ref just shakes his head and turn and calls for the bell! There is some confusion now, Stank stands in the middle of the ring, while Dre and the referee bail. The ref confers with the announcer……
Stank has been disqualified. As per OOWF Onslaught championship rules, if a champion is intentionally disqualified, they lose the title. Therefore, your winner, by disqualification, and NEW OOWF Onslaught Champion, Dre Gaines! WINNER in 13:47 by disqualification, and NEW OOWF Onslaught Champion – Dre Gaines
Stank is LIVID inside the ring. The referee hightails it to the back, Gaines grabs thee Onslaught championship and holds it above his head, taunting Stank with it. Stank leaves the ring, but Dre just backs up the ramp slowly. Stank takes his frustrations out on the Chinese, Mexican and Brazilian Announce Tables, reducing them to rubble in a matter of minutes.
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. TOMMY WILDER – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchTommy Wilder is out first, and receives a thunderous ovation as he sprints to the ring. Wilder poses on the turnbuckles, then runs the ropes to warm up. He stops and faces the entrance as his opponent steps through the curtain. The OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, Alexander Darling, is accompanied by his sister Alexis. They stop on the stage, arms raised, and drink in the boos of the crowd. The Darlings stroll to the ring - and get leveled by a flying Wilder! Wilder rolls to his feet and stuffs Alex into the ring, and referee Davis Hightower calls for the bell.
Wilder shoves Alex into the corner and waffles him with chops before sending him across the ring. Wilder follows and hits a clothesline in the corner, sliding between the ropes as he does so. Wilder swings around the ringpost and slings himself over the ropes, hooking the champion’s head and driving him to the mat with a bulldog. Wilder covers, but Alex drapes a foot over the bottom rope. Wilder pulls Alex up and sends him across the ring, but Alex grabs the top rope to stop his momentum. Wilder charges and Alex dives out of the way, but Wilder spins between the ropes and ends up beside Alex, popping him with a superkick. Wilder winds the arm and tries to pull Alex to the middle of the ring, but the champion holds the ropes to block. Alex yanks Wilder forward and levers him onto his shoulders, but Wilder slides across and swings himself onto the apron. He ducks a punch from Alex, but Alexis yanks him off the apron, slamming his face into the mat. Alex starts complaining to Hightower, keeping him occupied while Alexis slams Wilder’s head repeatedly into the mat and stuffs him into the ring.
Alex drags Wilder to his feet and starts an Irish whip, pulling him back into a knee to the stomach. He lifts Wilder in a gut wrench and drops him spine-first across his knee. He mounts Wilder and hammers him with punches, but backs off when Hightower counts. He takes a moment to taunt the fans until Wilder gets to his hands and knees, then moves in and punts him in the face. Alex bundles Wilder into the corner and works him over with forearms. He lifts Wilder onto the turnbuckles and climbs up with him, but Wilder fights back and knocks him off. Alex lands on his feet and when Wilder leaps he pivots and drives a kick into Wilder’s midsection that sends him flipping to the mat. Alex bounces off the ropes and drops a knee into Wilder’s face, then sits Wilder up and knees him in the back. Alex lifts him up for a belly-to-back suplex and drops him into the turnbuckles. He catches Wilder on the bounce and hauls him onto his shoulders. Alex tries for the Darling Driver, but Wilder flips in the air and lands on his feet. Alex grabs Wilder, but Wilder elbows free. Wilder tries to sweep the legs, but Alex jumps over. Wilder continues the motion and rises as he spins, catching Alex with a knee to the temple. Wilder goes to the ropes and springs off with a moonsault. He covers, but Alex kicks out at two.
Wilder pulls Alex up and winds the arm. He vaults over the ropes, hitting the bungee bounce. Alex staggers back, and Wilder jumps onto the apron and springs off the top rope to level him with a forearm. Wilder goes to the ropes and hits a rolling thunder, but the champion gets his knees up and Wilder lands hard across them. Alex gets up and drops a knee into Wilder’s spine, then gets in some shots to the back of his head. Alex backs off a few steps, then charges in with a curb stomp. He makes a cover, but Wilder kicks out at two. Alex pulls Wilder up and lifts him for a suplex, but drops him stomach-first across the top rope. He hits a European uppercut that knocks Wilder to the floor. Hightower has words with the champion for that, and Alexis takes advantage by stomping Wilder into the floor. Alex slides out of the ring and picks Wilder up, driving his back into the ring apron. He climbs onto the apron, dragging Wilder with him, then powerbombs him onto the apron. He ducks into the ring to break the count, then drops back to the floor and stuffs Wilder into the ring. Alex climbs onto the apron and vaults himself over the ropes, landing a rolling senton. He covers, but Wilder kicks out at two.
Alex drags Wilder to his feet and lifts him for a brainbusta, but Wilder struggles and manages to break free, dropping behind him. Wilder grabs a waistlock, but Alex catches him with an elbow and reverses. Alex lifts Wilder up, but Wilder manages to wrap his legs around him and throw himself forward, rolling him up. He gets a two count before Alex kicks out. Both men roll to their feet and Wilder side-steps a punch and catches the champion with an elbow to the back of the head. He spins Alex around and sends him hard into the corner, following him in full-tilt with a stalling dropkick. He pulls Alex up and sets up the Gravity Kills, but only hooks one arm before Alex manages to reverse and haul him onto his shoulders. Wilder immediately slides off and grabs Alex from behind. He hits a German suplex and bridges, but Alex rolls a shoulder just in time.
Wilder hauls Alex to his feet - and dances out of the way as Alexis climbs onto the apron and lunges at him. Hightower steps in and orders Alexis off the apron. Wilder turns back to the Champion - and gets blasted by a right hand. Wilder drops like he’s been shot, and Alex tucks something back into his tights. He drags Wilder onto his shoulders as Hightower turns around - Darling Driver! Alex covers and hooks both legs, switching his grip to a handful of tights once Hightower is focused on the shoulders. Hightower counts One...Two...Three.
WINNER, and still OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, in 27:39, Alexander Darling.
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