Post by firewoman on Sept 14, 2018 15:33:06 GMT -5
Apr 1, 2015 19:00:34 GMT -5 @mooseheadjack said:
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#675)Live! From San Juan, Puerto Rico
April 1, 2015
The show opens with Shane Tuska making his way to the ring with a Microphone. He slowly climbs into the ring to cheers for his actions at Madness 10. He puts his fingers to his lips and the crowd joins him in a SSSHHHHHHH! Finally, Tuska speaks.
Tuska: I want to apologize to the fans for disrupting the World Tag Team Championship match on Sunday, but it was my singular chance at revenge. (Fans cheer) You might say if I couldn't have the Tag Team Championships with my Power, then I thought that anyone would be better champions than the Saints.(Fans cheer) So congratulations to Awesome Bill and Justin Sane on their FOURTH World Tag Team Championship reign. (Fans cheer) But I'm here tonight to get some answers. All week Mary Lou and I have been trying to get Edra to answer her phone, her emails. But so far, nothing but silence. I know that she's supposed to be here tonight, so I want to call the woman out...the one who promised me we would be together forever...Edra, come out…
There's a long pause before Laser Cannon Deth Sentence fires up and out comes Moosehead Jack and Chloe Neal. Moose walks, Chloe skips to the ring. They climb in, both with microphones, and Chloe walks straight up to Tuska and slaps him across the face.
Chloe: You've got your nerve setting foot into this ring after the stunt you pulled Sunday night. How DARE you? How DARE you?
Tuska: Paybacks are a bitch...aren't they, bitch…
Chloe swings again but this time Tuska catches the hand and delivers a slap of his own.
Tuska: Be glad that I'm not cleared to wrestle now, I'd gladly take you on.
Moose: You had your chance, Shane. You and Edra could have joined us. Now with your actions Sunday night, you've sealed your own fate.
I've got the Power fires up and the crowd jumps to their feet as Edra Cox steps out on the stage in tank top and shorts, glammed up with a new hairstyle and makeup. She does a full posedown on the stage before walking down the ramp playing to the crowd, hand slapping and selfie taking. All the time Tuska is smiling and Moose and Chloe are getting more angry. She finally picks up a microphone and enters the ring.
Edra: Oh, Shane, sorry I was late coming down here. It just took me a little longer to get ready than it used to.
Tuska: What happened? Where did you go, how did you…
Edra: I have...a confession to make. You see, when all that stuff went down at Hell on Earth, I knew that there were a lot of things that needed to change. I needed to … return to my roots if you will. Shane, everything I told you about having a heart condition...everything about being in danger...the way I reacted to Moose's heart punches? Yeah, that was a lie.
Tuska: (Aghast) Wait a minute… you said…
Edra: Shane, now think about it. Did you ever wonder why we never went to a large medical facility? Did you ever wonder why we paid the doc in cash? I know you THOUGHT it was so we wouldn't leave a paper trail, so Sunny couldn't follow us, but the truth is.......there was no heart condition. There was no death. This was all to get away. Get away from Sunny, get away from YOU Shane, get away from Mary Lou and the life Wyatt wanted me to live. So after Madness, yeah, I was hurting, hurt bad. But I managed to pay off just enough people in that shithole hospital in Portugal, get them to take a bunch of sheets wrapped up like a body to a crematorium, order that fancy urn, stuff my gear and your ring into it, and then spend a week healing...and then three more weeks at the destination of a lifetime, someplace Daddy dearest would never let us go. Hedonism II. Ah, it was grand, and it made me realize that my decision was right. My heart is JUST fine, and it's even better without you in it, Shane. You see, Moose was right. I can't be something I'm not, something I'll never be. Once a Saint, always a Saint. (The fans boo this) Hey, hey, hey, hey. I'm being honest. Don't misunderstand me, Shane's a pretty good Cruiserweight, but Moose…. Well, Moose was right. I was never ready, because I thought I always had to do the right thing. Well, now, I'm finally doing the right thing. It is time for me to take my place beside my sister, at the feet of Moosehead Jack and the Saints of Sinners. It's time for me to learn how to be what Moose always thought I could be.(Turning to Moose) Let me come home, Moose. Let me be a Saint again.
Tuska takes Edra by the arm and pulls her around.
Tuska: Edra, no! We can work through this.
Edra: Shane, I care about you, but this is something that I have to do.
Edra turns back to Moose, who hands her HDB.
Moose: We will welcome you back
Chloe: What? Jack, no!
Moose: Chloe! We will welcome you back, but you must prove yourself. Prove to us that you are willing to leave your past indiscretions behind you.
Edra: You mean...no Moose, I can't do it.
Edra turns back to Tuska.
Edra: Forgive me, Shane. I can't do this to you.
<Edra puts her arms around Tuska and plants a huge lip lock on him. She slowly releases him and looks in his eyes, then turns and walks over to where Moose and Chloe are standing. Edra hugs her sister tightly, then turns to Moose and looks deep in his eyes. Moose holds out his hands and Edra hugs him tightly. Shane and the crowd are understandably confused. Moose takes a mic>
given the recent events around here, I had what you might call an epiphany. I…….I can’t do this anymore. I’m done. As of right now, I am announcing my retirement.
<the crowd is stunned>
I did some soul searching and it dawned on me…….this is what I need. My sister has Alex, it is time for me to move on. Chloe and Edra are what I need. It is time to put the violence behind me and start a family. I did a lot of thinking, and Wyatt had it right. It’s all about legacy. It’s all about what you leave in the world. Right now, I have a legacy of violence and bloodshed. After tonight, that ends. I will honor my commitment and then……..I am done. It is time for Moosehead Jack to settle down.
<Moose pauses for a moment and the crowd, surprisingly, starts a PLEASE DON’T GO chant>
I never, ever thought I would say this, but thank you. Thank you to each and every one of you. Without you, there is no Moosehead Jack.
<Moose drops the mic and he, Chloe and Edra leave the ring together, leaving the audience, and Shane Tuska, speechless>
CHAD MADISON vs. UNIVERSAL INVADER II
Save A Horse, Ride a Cowboy cranks up and Cowboy Chad Madison bounds his way to the ring. The crowd eats it up, and Chad is all smiles. already in the ring, the masked Puerto Rican Commonwealth Champion, Universal Invader II. Chad motions to UI2 that he's gonna take his mask off.
Russ: Is Chad threatening to unmask the Universal Invader?
Razz: He has some experience with masks.
They lock up, and UI2 snags a head lock. Chad shoots him off and snaps off an arm drag. UI2 pops up and charges in, so Chad greets him with a second arm drag. UI2 learns lessons slowly, and quickly gets arm dragged a third time across the ring. Chad waits for UI2 to get to his feet and dropkicks him through the ropes and to the floor. Chad follows him out and tosses him in the ring, but snags on to his leg and drags him to the corner. Chad delivers a couple of shots to the knee then pulls UI2's legs around the ring post and locks in a Figure Four around the post. The referee counts Uno... Dos... Tres... Cuatro... and Chad releases.
Back in the ring, UI2 struggles to his feet, so Chad pulls him up, only to dropkick him back to the mat. Chad hops to the outside and executes a slingshot leg drop for a count of Dos. Chad pulls the masked man back up and into a front chancery. suplex lift.. Gordbuster! Chad drops a knee on the back of his head and starts unlacing the mask! UI2 rolls to the floor and is FURIOUS! Chad hits the ropes and somersault planchas onto UI2, knocking him into the guardrail. Chad Fires up the crowd, and if this was Monday Night Raw, we'd be going to commercials
But this is the OOWF! Chad is back in the ring and suplexes UI2 back in. Chad pops the hips and pulls UI2 back to his feet and hits a Slingshot Suplex! Chad starts tuning up the band.... and UI2 turns right around into....SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!!
Russ: Back to back moves of San Antonio legends Tully Blanchard & Shawn Michaels!
Razz: Chad obviously Remembers The Alamo
Chad props UI2 up on the turnbuckle and climbs up for a SUPERPLEX but UI2 holds on! He catches Chad with a punch to the throat, then reverses it, lifts Chad in the air and leaps off the turnbuckle with a TOP ROPE BRAINBUSTER! OH MY GOD! UI2 floats over and hooks the leg, Uno..... Dos.... Tres!
WINNER, in 5:43 Universal Invader 2
GHOSTHEAD & MATT FOLZ vs. TARIAN & ROAD BANGER THRASH
OOWF Rookies Tarian and Road Banger Thrash come out first to a nice ovation. The ovation grows louder as "Battle Without Honor or Humanity" plays and Matt Folz and Ghosthead make their way down the aisle.
Folz and Ghost hit the ring and start toward Thrash and Tarian, when Folz stops, turns on a dime and nearly clotheslines Ghost out of his boots! WHAT THE HELL? Folz gives Tarian and Thrash a look and they bail out of the ring. Folz grabs a chair and beats Ghost into unconsciousness, then grabs a mic
Not what you expected, is it? You know, sometimes the devil you know is better than the devil you don’t know. It is no secret that I haven’t exactly been happy around here lately, and after seeing what happened to Miranda, I was especially unhappy. That could have been me lying in the hospital bed. That could have been me facing the end of my career. I remember something Stank once said, when the Five formed……..”it is better to fight WITH them, than against them
<the crowd is unsure where Folz is going with this. He clears it up quickly. He pulls off his Matt Folz is Awesome t-shirt revealing a ROYALTY SHIRT! WHAT THE FUCK?!!?!?!? The crowd boos the ever loving SHIT out of this. Royals plays and Alex, Alexis, Rory and Carter make their way to the ring. They step between the ropes and embrace. The four of them raise Folz’s arms in victory, and the crowd boos the ever loving shit out of all of them>
WINNERS no match
RORY ALBRIGHT vs. TOMMY WILDER
Albright is out first, then Tommy is introduced. At first it appears as though Tommy will not appear. Then, some easy listening music plays and Tommy comes out from the back, clean cut, three piece suit, dress shoes, the whole nine yards. Wilder steps into the ring and shakes Albright’s hand, drawing some confusion from the crowd. The two look at one another for a minute, then something seems to pass between them. Tommy slowly nods, and then he and Albright leave the ring together. What the fuck is going on here tonight?
WINNER – Another non-match, the fans are getting a bit restless
ROYALTY vs. MURPHY’S LAW vs. ECOSYSTEM & TYTAN – Winners Get an OOWF World Tag Team Title Shot
The Murphy’s attack before Royalty can even get to the ring. DK and Daniella look like two people possessed. They hit Royalty with everything that is not nailed down. Eco and Tytan remain in the ring, trying to stay out of it. The Murphs and Royalty battle back to the locker room. At one point they burst into the locker rooms and begin brawling there. The camera turns to catch security rushing toward the scene, when suddenly we hear a pair of screams, it sounds like Lexie and Carter!
Some of the wrestlers that were trying to stay out of sight in the locker room suddenly rush past the camera, ghostly white. We hear someone yell “THERE’S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!” Medics, security, everyone rushes in. There are more screams, and we hear someone yell “GO GET ALEX! NOW!”
There is more confusion, and soon police and real EMT’s arrive. We see the Murphy’s led out in handcuffs, what the hell is going on? A few minutes later, we see Alexander Darling stumble out of the locker room, covered in blood, white as a ghost. The camera manages to catch a glimpse of the showers, and it looks like a slaughter, there is blood everywhere, but most disturbing, there are two bodies lying on the floor……….covered with a sheet.
WINNERS in 20:20 via countout, not that it matters, Ecosystem and Tytan
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. LD WILLIAMS – Non-Title Match
LD Williams is out first, and he paces the ring. Alex’s music plays and he comes out, still covered in blood, a vacant look on his face. He drags the world title behind him. The crowd is stunned at the events that have transpired tonight. Darling gets to ringside and grabs a mic and climbs onto the apron and steps between the ropes
I………I don’t know what to say. LD………my sister and Carter are………<Alex looks at the world title, then folds it up and hands it to Williams. LD takes it, but eyes Alex warily> I……..I don’t want this anymore. I’m sorry LD. I………..
<Alex drops the mic and turns around and leaves the ring. A camera follows him as he wanders through the hall ignoring anyone that tries to talk to him. He walks straight out the back door and keeps walking. The door slowly closes, and that is the last we see of Alexander Darling>
We cut back to the middle of the ring, where LD Williams stands with the world title. The crowd starts to cheer, realizing that we have a new champion. Williams holds the title in the air, then immediately gets jumped from behind by Matt Folz, Tommy Wilder and Rory Albright! The three of them beat Williams down. Albright hits the KOFU PUNCH, Folz hits REPEATED OLYMPIC SLAMS while Wilder leaps off the top rope and hits the AIR WALK! Folz grabs LD’s ankle and traps him in the ANKLE LOCK! LD howls in pain, and then we hear a sickening SNAP! William’s face goes white, and he loses consciousness. Folz, Wilder and Albright get to their feet and celebrate while MORE medics come down and try to stabilize LD’s leg
STANK vs. DRE GAINES vs. DEMON SMOKE – OOWF Onslaught Championship Triple Threat Match
Onslaught championship time! Smoke and Gaines make their way to the ring and wait for the champion. Stank comes out……..dressed in street clothes. Goddammit. Stank has a mic (of course he does, what is this MidWeek Talk Break?>
As the champ, it is WELL within my rights to keep this title from being defended. By OOWF law, I only have to defend this title every 30 days, and by my count, I just defended the damn thing four days ago. So, to be perfectly honest, I don’t feel like defending it tonight. So here’s what we’re going to do, YOU TWO are going to fight to amuse me. Whoever wins? If I feel like it, I might grant you a title match…….in, oh, about 26 days.
The bell rings and Smoke and Gaines go at it. They put on a CLINIC for nearly fifteen minutes. The end comes when Smoke tries a flying elbow, but misses. Gaines scoops him up and hits the DROP IT G STYLE! Dre covers and gets the one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 14:44 – Dre Gaines
Stank slips into the ring with a chair as soon as the bell rings and DESTROYS both men! Stank-U’s to both of them, repeated STANKBOMBS to Smoke, and a BRUTALLY stiff chair shot for Dre that leaves him a bloody mess
If you think I give a single FUCK about either of you, then you haven’t been paying attention. Neither of you get a GOTDAMN thing from me, except pain
Stank walks away as medics, once again, come back to the ring and check on Smoke and Gaines
BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. SAINTS OF SINNERS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
“Insane in the Brain” plays and the OOWF World Tag Team champions make their way to the ring, Bill riding Drunkey while Justin rides Drunkette. They circle the ring a few times, then dismount and climb into the ring, where the crowd roars their approval. The music stops and the crowd waits for “Laser Cannon Deth Sentence” to play………but it doesn’t. Instead “The Crazy Ones” by Stellar Revival plays and Moose and Chloe come out accompanied by Edra…….we think.
Moose has his hair pulled back, and instead of the cammo shorts and ripped t-shirt, he is wearing a wrestling singlet. Chloe is wearing an outfit similar to Cheerleader Melissa, as is Edra. She cheers for the two of them, the crowd is……..STUNNED.
Moose and Chloe step into the ring, and walk to the middle and offer their hands to Justin and Bill. Justin and Bill are obviously reluctant, but Moose and Chloe hold out their empty hands to show there are no weapons or tricks. Bill and Justin carefully shake, expecting an attack, but it never comes.
The bell rings and what happens next can only be described as life in bizzarro world. Moose and Chloe wrestle a completely clean match. They use wrestling moves, break on four and keep the match in the ring. The Saints use quick tags to keep Bill and Justin in their half of the ring, but BFE fight back and regain the advantage. At one point the crowd is actually CHEERING for Moose and Chloe!
The end comes when Moose and Chloe try the SAINTS ROW, but when Moose tries to hook Justin for the PACKAGE PILEDRIVER, he back flips Moose to the mat. As Moose hits, Bill dives off the top rope and connects with the FREEBIRD (Bill was legal) he covers Moose, while Justin keeps Chloe from interfering, one, two, THREE!
WINNERS in 21:01 and STILL OOWF World Tag Team champions – Banned From Everywhere
After the match, Moose and Chloe get to their feet and grab the tag titles. The crowd is ready to boo the hell out of them, but they take the titles and drape them on BFE’s shoulders, then offer another handshake. Justin and Bill shake hands, and get a manly hug of manly manliness. The Saints bail out of the ring and they and Edra head up the ramp to the back. They stop at the top of the ramp and take one final look at the crowd, then disappear behind the curtain letting BFE savor their win in the middle of the ring.
MAI MUYO vs. FIREWOMAN – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match
Firewoman is announced first and makes her way to the ring, the crowd cheers her loudly and she finally smiles a bit and waves to the crowd. Mai Muyo is announced next and comes to the ring. She circles the ring for a moment, then grabs two chairs and slides them under the ropes and grabs a mic. Mai climbs into the ring and opens one chair and motions for Fire to sit down. Mai holds the other chair in her hands, but doesn’t sit down. She paces a bit and speaks
Fire………I have something to say, and I want you to listen, I mean REALLY listen. You are an OOWF legend. You set the bar for not only women in the OOWF, but women in all of wrestling. Face it, you are the gold standard. It is because of you that I am here, that Dee is here, that Miranda………will be here once again. For that, I cannot thank you enough
<the crowd roars at this>
the problem with being the gold standard is that……..there are inevitable comparisons. Everywhere I go, people tell me how much I remind them of you. Everywhere I go, people tell me that I can be the next Firewoman. I win the Intercontinental title, and it’s not that Mai has come into her own as a wrestler, but rather, people wonder if Firewoman is slipping. <Mai pauses> You have NO idea how frustrating that is!
<Fire eyes Mai carefully, then goes to say something, but before she can get a word out, Mai takes the chair and SLAMS it down on top of Fire’s head! Fire slowly crumples to the mat. Mai stands over her for a moment, then pulls her up and hits the FLORIDA KEY, dropping Fire headfirst onto the chair that she was just sitting on! Mai gets to her feet and stands over Fire as the crowd boos her loudly. The crowd begins booing even louder as Matt Folz, Tommy Wilder and Rory Albright make their way to the ring. They slowly circle, but Mai never looks away from Fire. They climb onto the apron and slowly step into the ring………and race to embrace Mai! What the? WHAT IS GOING ON TONIGHT?>
There’s a new Queen in the OOWF. I have sat back and played nice long enough. You think my brother is a sadistic monster? <camera pans into a sneer on Mai’s face> you ain’t seen nothing yet
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