OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#676)
Live! From Ninety-Six, South Carolina
April 8, 2015
SAINTS OF SINNERS vs. DRE GAINES, ROAD BANGER THRASH, TARIAN & DEMON SMOKEDrake's “Started from the Bottom” brings out Dre Gaines and his partners for tonight, Demon Smoke, Tarian, and Road Banger Thrash. While Gaines is happy and smiling, his partners are worse for wear after the attack by the Sisters of Sin earlier today.
As Gaines is making the usual pandering lap around the ring his partners are at the bottom of the ramp when out of the back come the Sisters of Sin, Edra and Chloe. They spear Tarian and Thrash into the ring apron before turning back to Demon Smoke… Double Elimination! The twins each grab a chair and waffle Tarian and Thrash, then Edra tells Chloe to climb onto the ring apron. Chloe starts to argue until she sees Edra lock Smoke in a Front Face Lock. Edra lifts Smoke for a Suplex, and Chloe leaps from the apron...Spike Brainbuster! Gaines realizes what has happened and heads to help his partners, but Moosehead Jack and Stank walk down the ramp. The referee finally positions himself between the competitors and orders them to their respective corners. The Saints just laugh and comply, while Gaines and trainers check on his partners. Moose slumps in the corner, Stank stands defiantly, and the twins kneel next to Jack. Eventually Gaines is able to get his partners into the ring and wants to start, but Tarian holds him back and points at the twins saying he wants them. Edra laughs and says he wouldn't know what to do with a real woman if he got them. Gaines tries to argue but Tarian insists. Meanwhile an argument has broken out between Edra and Chloe on who will start against Tarian, and finally Edra just lets Chloe have her way.
Chloe steps into the ring and moves to lock up with the much taller Tarian. Tarian's leverage and Chloe's strength give us a stalemate in the middle of the ring. Chloe gets frustrated not being able to make any progress. Finally Chloe drops down to try to drop Tarian's jaw on her head, but Tarian rolls forward as she moves and ends up on top in a pinning position. Chloe easily kicks out at one, but is upset. She charges and Tarian throws Chloe with a series of deep arm drags. Chloe continues to be upset as she can't get any leverage on this guy. Chloe tags in Edra who locks up with Tarian and by sheer force is able to back Tarian into the ropes. Edra tries to throw Tarian across the ring but he doesn't budge. After a couple of tries Edra lays in a couple of knife-edge chops and that loosens Tarian's resolve. She starts to throw him into the ropes but Tarian reverses and catches her with a Spinebuster! Edra crawls away and tries to beg off but Tarian pursues her. Chloe moves to step into the ring which distracts the referee and Tarian, and the distraction allows Edra to place a well aimed right hook into the fishing tackle of Tarian. Edra stands up and rocks Tarian with a couple of well placed European Uppercuts, then picks up Tarian by the shoulders and throws him into the Saints corner. Edra puts her head down and begins driving fists and shoulders into Tarian's midsection. The referee forces Edra back and the two engage in an argument, which gives Chloe and Moose the chance to pummel Tarian significantly. The attack brings in Dre Gaines, who is forced back by the referee. Gaines complains about the attack in the corner, none of which is seen by the referee. Gaines finally steps out and the beatdown of his partner slows a bit. The Saints keep Tarian cut off from his partners as Chloe and Edra trade off. Finally Stank comes in and turns to Gaines and shows him that he's number one. That enrages Gaines and he tries to come into the ring, but the referee forces him back. Stank steps back to mid ring and with Chloe and Edra holding Tarian hits him with a big splash! Stank picks up Tarian and body slams him before hittin the ropes...STANKONIA! Stank starts to go for the pin when Gaines says something to Stank that we can't hear, but whatever it was, it's made Stank mad. Stank picks up Tarian and throws him into Gaines' corner and calls him out. Gaines and Stank get THISCLOSE as Stank circles Gaines….and Chloe dives in to chop block the big man who falls to his knees. Stank forces a hobbled Gaines back into the Saints Corner, where Chloe and Edra take turns choking Gaines with the tag rope, driving hard shots into his kidneys, and in general being annoying brats. Chloe tags in and the attack continues until Chloe charges for a spear and Gaines gets a big foot up! That staggers Chloe and Dre fights his way out of the corner and begins giving Chloe all she can handle. Feeling his oats, Gaines throws Chloe into a neutral corner and drives several hard shoulders into her midsection. Gaines turns to the crowd and yells “G-STYLE!” Gaines throws Chloe into the ropes and lifts her for a big press slam, but Edra slips into the ring and hits the exposed ribs of Gaines with a Spear! Gaines is knocked back into his corner and collides with his teammates and the referee calls the collision a tag, and into the ring comes Demon Smoke, aiming for a little revenge on the Sisters of Sin. But Edra is there again with a Spear! Edra gestures for Chloe to go to the top rope and Edra picks up Smoke on her shoulders...Chloe leaps into the DOOMSDAY DEVICE! Moose steps into the ring for the first time to complain to the referee about the officiating in the Duke-Kentucky game, and that gives Edra and Chloe the time to pick up Demon Smoke...Double Elimination! Edra pulls Moose back out of the ring and Chloe locks Smoke in the London Dungeon! And that brings in both sides for the mandatory Pier 8 brawl that the referee tries to disperse in vane. All the time Chloe pulls back harder and harder. There is a loud POP and Smoke is screaming. The referee sees Smoke frantically tapping and calls for the bell.
WINNERS in 17:55 – The Saints of Sinners
Moose and Stank send Tarian and Thrasher packing before turning on Dre Gaines, as Edra and Chloe stomp on the injured shoulder of Demon Smoke. Edra tells Chloe to fetch a chair and Edra wraps that chair around the bad arm of Smoke. Chloe leaps from the top rope onto the chair and Smoke thrashes about the ring in pain. The trainers start to come into the ring to check on Smoke but hesitate when they see Chloe down on the mat taunting the injured Smoke. Edra reaches down and grabs her sister and pulls her back. That gets Chloe and Edra nose to nose again and into a pushing match that Moose has to get into the middle of and separate them.
CHAD MADISON vs. GHOSTHEADBoth men come out to their music, Chad with more cheers than Ghosthead. They lock up and shove each other around for a bit, trying to get the advantage. Madison puts together an impressive string of offense, with a suplex followed by a bulldog when Ghost gets to his feet. He goes for a dropkick, but Ghost dodges and Chad slides out to the floor. He kips up and leaps to the apron, where Ghosthead armdrags him over, pinning the arm on the way and holding him in an armbar for a while. Chad does the massive struggle to release himself, and gradually, slowly gets to his feet. Ghost keeps him from getting anywhere by dropping elbows on the shoulder of the arm he has locked in until he can get him around for a German Suplex. He drops for the pin, but Chad kicks out at two, shoving Ghosthead away With Authoritay. Ghost's back is turned, which let's Chad have the advantage. Chad spins him around and lays into him with a few chops before lifting him up...GORDBUSTER~! He pins but of course Ghosthead gets his shoulder up. Chad heads to the turnbuckle and looks like he's going to go up top of the turnbuckle. As he climbs up, he sees Carter, Alexis, and Rory climb over the barricade. Chad jumps down as Royalty hits the ring, and he and Ghosthead team up to go against them. It's three on two, though, and Chad and Ghosthead are having a rough time of it, until the cavalry arrives in the form of the Murphys, Dre, Mai, and Folz. Royalty doesn't like the new odds, so they bail. They don’t get far. LD Williams comes out from the back, and our next match is ready to go!
WINNER – No Contest
LD WILLIAMS, MATT FOLZ & MURPHY’S LAW vs. ROYALTYMatt Folz is out first, followed by Murphy's Law, and finally LD Williams. The...
I don't know... united front? .. Alliance?.. League of Extraordinary Gentlefolk? Surely not "faces", or "white hats"... and No, I'm not calling you Shirley.
Let's just go with coalition... anyway the coalition mills about the ring awaiting the arrival of Royalty. The opening kick drum of Lorde's "Royals" beats through the speakers signalling the arrival of Christian Carter, Rory Albright, Alexis Darling, and the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, Alexander Darling. Royalty stands at the top of the ramp, posing for the crowd when LD Williams hops out of the ring and races up to meet them! The Murphy's and Folz follow and we have a pier 8 brawl erupting outside the ring before this match can even get started!
Alex drops his Championship Belt, as he collides with LD midway down the ramp where the two exchange haymakers. Dee Murphy tackles Christian Carter, as DK Murphy SPEARS Alexis Darling off the side of the ramp to the concrete floor below! Matt Folz lays into Rory Albright with some vicious chops, but Albright returns some of his own in a brutal exchange! The war is on in full as the ref tries to restore order and encourage these guys to bring it to the ring.
LD attempts to whip Alex into the side of the ring, but Alex REVERSES causing LD to over-steer and smash into the steel steps! Before Alex can follow up however, he is BULLDOGGED onto the concrete floor by Dee Murphy after dislodging herself from Christian Carter! Dee goes to mount the World Champion
and NOT in a good way, but before she can attempt to ground and pound...
again not in a GOOD way...
uh... is there anyway to proceed further without any more double entendres? ...Dee Murphy hops on Alex and begins to fist...
noDee Murphy gets on top of Alex and blasts him with shots to the face...
noDee brings it so hard Alex is...
noDee ... fights... Alex... while he lays there and takes it...
Gotdammit! Fine! Jesus!Dee fights Alex. Carter interferes...
okay.
While Dee is busy with Alex, Carter disrupts her momentum with a SICK KICK to the back of her head! Meanwhile at the top of the ramp, Rory Albright hooks Folz's arms from behind and lifts him up for a PLANK, but Matt reverses it mid-move into a WORST CASE SCENARIO (Victory roll flipped forward into a modified wheelbarrow facebuster. Look it up. It's kind of sick.) Somewhere Matt Jackson of Young Bucks fame is watching this match and thinking
HEY that guy STOLE my move... and possibly my FIRST NAME! The crowd roars their approval as Matt
Folz slowly rolls over onto his hands and knees, briefly contemplating a different line of work.
Meanwhile DK Murphy is dragging Alexis Darling toward the ring. He DRIVES her in under the bottom rope and SLIDES in after her... shit here we go again.
DK pulls Alexis to her feet and shoves her head between his legs looking to powerbomb her through the... (
I'm just going with it. Fuck the double entendre)... mat. However YOU CAN'T POWERBOMB ALEXIS DARLING because... she reverses the powerbomb mid move into a DDT! DK Murphy's head gets buried into the mat instead! Stunned, DK slowly rolls out of the ring and falls to the floor below. Alexis opts to run the ropes and as DK rises to his feet, she rams him into the side of the crowd barrier with a SUICIDE DIVE!
The refs consider throwing out this match, but eventually a recovered LD Williams drags Alex into the ring as the rest of the coalition and Royalty stagger to their respective corners. The ref calls for the bell signaling the official start of this match.
LD immediately reaches between Alex's legs and scoops him up... *sigh* for a BODYSLAM! The Saint then runs the ropes and comes back with a LEGDROP across Alex's chest! LD then quickly grabs the champ's arm and attempts to RONDA ROUSEY his ass!... yeah... but Alex is somehow able to roll LD onto his shoulders for a pin... one... TWO... NO! LD is able to force Alex back down with a reapplied armbar submission!
Alex is in DEEP trouble, caught in the middle of the ring! Eventually however, Christian Carter charges in to break up the submission which causes Matt Folz to run in and tackle Christian Carter through the ropes which causes Rory Albright to attempt to separate Folz and Carter which brings the Murphy's into it and soon thereafter another ringside brawl erupts with several combatants getting busted open in the process, due to announce table and steel ring post related shenanigans!
The ref meanwhile, can't concentrate on anything going on outside the ring, as LD has transition his armbar into a non shitty STF! The crowd SCREAMS for Alex to TAP and the World Champion seriously considers it, as he struggles in vain to find a bottom rope somewhere!
Just as it looks like he is about to submit however, the ref spots Alexis Darling hopping up onto the ring apron wielding a steel chair! The ref approaches her distracted, just as Rory Albright comes in from the other side with his own steel chair and BLASTS LD Williams on top of his head, before tossing the chair, and sliding back out of the ring behind the ref who yanks the steel chair out of Alexis's hands and admonishes her trying to introduce a weapon into this environment.
Alex meanwhile slowly rolls over and drapes an arm across LD's chest, as blood flows out of a gaping wound on top of LD's head. The other members of Royalty and the Coalition are still engaged on the outside of the ring, but it looks like Royalty is going to steal one as the ref turns around, spots the pin, and begins his count.
one.
Two..
Matt Folz dislodges himself from Christian Carter, but arrives a second too late!
THREE!!!
Your WINNERS in 20:06 - Royalty!After the match Rory Albright reaches in and drags the World Champion out of the ring, as the rest of Royalty stumble over to help. Folz checks on LD Williams while the Murphy's slide in under the bottom rope and glare up at Royalty who all, but Alex, raise their hands in victory, as they stumble backwards up the ramp, mocking the ferociously booing crowd.
BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. ECOSYSTEM & TYTAN – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchBill and Justin smile and take offf their belts and hold them high in the air as the crowd cheers.This costs them as Eco and Tytan attack from behind and knock them out of the ring. Tytan picks Justin up in a Gorilla press and drops him face first onto the ring steps as Eco picks Bill up in a suplex position and drops him rib first onto the guard rail 3 times. Tytan rolls Justin into the ring while Eco looks at the referee and says "You work for me, ring the damn bell."
The bell rings and this one is officially underway. Tytan covers Justin, looking to steal this one early, but Justin kicks out at 2. Brainbuster gets another 2 count. Running powerslam gets another 2 count. Tytan hits a belly to back suplex and tags in Eco, who comes off the top with an elbow drop right into Justin's chest. The crowd boos as we see Chloe and Edra come out, grab a pair of chairs and sit and scout the competition. For the next few minutes Eco and Tytan put on a tag team clinic using frequent tags and double team moves to lay a beating on poor Justin. Tytan looks for the Helios Bomb, but Justin escapes and surprises Tytan by rolling him up for a very close 2 count. Tytan is quicker back to his feet and nails Justin with the Decapitator. Tytan drags Justin to the center of the ring and makes the tag to Eco. Eco heads up top and leaps off with the Savior Splash, but Justin moves out of the way. Eco tries to cut him off, but Justin makes it across the ring and makes the tag to Bill.
Bill uses the Power of the PCPL to start nailing everything that moves. Right hand knocks Eco down, Tytan tries to come in and gets nailed as well. Eco gets back to his feet and charges only to get back dropped over the top rope. Tytan gets back up and clips Bill from behind. While the referee is admonishing Tytan and trying to get him out of the ring, Eco slides back in and nails Bill with a low blow. Edra pulls Tytan off the apron and slams him into the ringpost as Chloe slams Eco with a chair. She pulls Bill onto Eco and slids out of the ring as the ref turns around and counts... 1, 2, 3.
Winners in 8:40 and still OOWF Tag Team Champions: Banned From Everywhere
Post match, Chloe picks Bill up and nails him with a DDT. Then drags Justin into the ring and her and Edra nail him with a Double Elimination. Chloe grabs a mic.
C: I am one of the longest reigning tag team champions ever. And I am embarrassed to see these two teams stinking up the ring. My sister and I will become tag team Champions again. With Moose as our leader, we will not fail.
MAI MUYO vs. FIREWOMAN – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match“Terror” plays and Firewoman comes out to the top of the ramp. She pauses for a moment and lets the song build, then heads toward the ring as the lyrics start. Fire steps into the ring and climbs to the middle turnbuckle just as the chorus plays, and the fans erupt. As Fire hops off the turnbuckle, “Hero” plays and the OOWF intercontinental champion, Mai Muyo comes out. The fans really roar for Mai and she slaps hands as she heads to the ring, never taking her eyes off Fire. Mai steps between the ropes and points to the fans, which only makes the cheers louder. Mai hands the referee the title, and as she does, Fire marches to the middle of the ring and extends her hand. Mai hesitates a moment, but not as long as previously, and shakes her hand. The two back to the corner, the ref calls for the bell and we are under way!
I had completely intended to write a very tense, back and forth, scientifically amazing match here, but due to some family medical issues, I’m gonna be honest here, my mind and heart just isn’t in it at all. So, for the sake of argument, just insert your favorite match here. Be it Steamboat/Savage, Steamboat/Flair, HBK/Hart whatever does it for you, that is the kind of clinic Mai and Fire put on here. I wish I could do this justice, but I can’t right now, I apologize for that. And now……let’s move to the end…..
Mai is slowly getting to her knees on the mat, Fire heads to the corner and starts climbing for the BEST FIRESAULT EVER! But Mai quickly gets to her feet and races to the corner behind Fire, will we have a replay of last week? Mai reaches for Fire and Fire NAILS her with a HARD kick to the jaw that sends Mai off the bottom rope to the mat. Before Mai can react, Fire climbs to the top and hits the BEST FIRESAULT EVER! She hooks Mai’s leg one, two, THREE! Mai kicks out a second too late!
WINNER in 27:39 and NEW OOWF Intercontinental champion – Firewoman
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