OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Tomahawk, Wisconsin
D.H. MAGNUSSON vs. SVEN FAVRESven Favre is the Great Lakes Hardcore Brass Knuckles Champion, but is not the most popular guy around here despite his last name, maybe it’s because he claims to be from Chicago. Anyway he makes his way to the ring and argues with a couple of female fans in the front row. OOWF newcomer DH Magnusson makes his way to the ring and walks to the corner and takes off his jacket and tests the ropes and the bell rings. As soon as the bell rings Favre charges across the ring and nails Magnusson in the back of the head with a double ax-handle. Magnusson flinches, but then turns around and stares at him for a moment, then nearly decapitates him with a clothesline. Magnusson pulls Favre to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him in the forehead with a spinning elbow that staggers Favre to the ropes, Magnusson gets a running start and clotheslines Favre over the ropes to the floor. Magnusson steps between the ropes and stands on the apron, then gets a bit of a running start and drops an elbow off the apron right across Favre’s chest. Magnusson pulls Favre to his feet and rolls him under the bottom rope, then follows him in. Favre begs off on his knees, and fires a shot into Magnusson’s mid section as he approaches, but it doesn’t faze the big man at all. Magnusson pulls Favre to his feet, and Favre catches him with a thumb to the eye. Favre hits the ropes and connects with a clothesline to Magnusson’s chest that drops him to one knee. Favre scales the ropes and waits for Magnusson to get up, then leaps, Magnusson sidesteps and grabs the back of Favre’s head and pushes him down, and at the same time raises his knee into Favre’s face. Sort of a go to sleep type move. No matter what you want to call it, Favre may well be dead. Magnusson pulls him to his feet and hits the Dream Street, and Favre quickly fades and the referee calls for the bell.
WINNER in 4:12 – D.H. Magnusson
<before the next match starts -House Lights go out, and on the Jumbotron the 3 words in smallish font "We're Coming Soon". It blinks out. Huge Pyro. Crowd goes nuts. "Walk this Way" fires up, the crowd sees who it is and gets on their feet, blowing the roof off the joint. Run DLP poses, slaps hands with the fans and makes their way to the ring. Davin gets a mic:
DM: Ladies and Gentlemen, let me introduce to you, Run D- L- P!!!!!!!!!!
L: I'm Lucios
P: I'm Phantos
DM: And I'm YOUR Onslaught Champion, Davin Moreland. There's been a lot of stuff going around the OOWF lately, and we decided to come to an agreement to watch each other's backs, so that THESE 2...The Best Damned Tag Team in the Business...*crowd big pop* can win that belt they've been screwed out of...
L: And that THIS guy...The best DARNED ONSLAUGHT CHAMPION in the business *yay crowd* can hang on to that belt of his.
P: So get ready everyone, because Run DLP is finally HERE!!!
DM: This promo has been brought to you by Dunkin' Donuts, Yum! Foods, and Sprint PCS
*all smile, wink, and thumbs up*
P: Run DLP is here!
L: So remember...
DM: We're watching...
CONCRETE TG vs. KNIFE vs. RYAN HARDCORE vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK – OOWF Onslaught Championship Elimination Series MatchThe four men are all introduced and make their way to the ring. Since there was no elimination in the last match these four were in, tonight the first two men pinned will be eliminated from Onslaught Championship contention. This match is two men in the ring at one time, tags, and onslaught rules. Starting things out will be Knife and Concrete TG. Crete turns and glares at Moose on the apron, but Moose just smirks. Crete turns his attention back to Knife, and they slowly circle and lock up. Crete grabs an arm wringer but Knife quickly reverses it and takes Crete to one knee. Crete gets back to his feet and backs Knife into the corner and the referee calls for, and gets, a clean break. Both men back to the center of the ring, Crete moves to lock up, but Knife catches him with a chop to the chest that spins Crete around, Knife catches Crete with a drop kick to the back of the head that sends him into the corner, Knife charges into the corner and monkey flips Crete out of the corner, but Crete lands on his feet and backs to the opposite corner and waits for Knife to get to his feet. But before Crete can do anything, Moose reaches out and slaps Crete in the chest, tagging himself into the match. Crete glares at Moose, Moose smirks and shoos Crete out of the ring. Moose and Knife lock up and Moose grabs Knife in a side head lock and turns away from the referee and peppers Knife with short punches to the mouth. Jack releases Knife and he falls to one knee, Moose strolls around the ring and taunts Crete. Jack grabs Knife again in a side head lock and is about to do the same thing, when Knife grabs him and hits a belly to back suplex. Moose is stunned and spins to his feet, where he is LEVELED by a chop from Knife. Hardcore calls for a tag and Knife tags him in. Hardcore remains on the apron and waits for Moose to get back to his feet, then springs to the top rope and catches Moose with a leg lariat that takes him to the mat. Hardcore springs to his feet and charges to the corner and catches Crete with an elbow to the head that knocks him to the floor, then catches Knife running in, elevates him, and catches him with a kick to the mouth as he comes back down. Knife rolls under the bottom rope to the floor, Moose gets to his feet and hardcore grabs him and plants him with a belly to belly suplex, then hits the ropes and lands a running SSP, one, two, thre….Moose gets his foot on the bottom rope. Hardcore pulls Moose to his feet and whips him to the ropes and catches Moose attempting a clothesline, then slams him down back first across his knee. Moose rolls under the bottom rope to regain his composure and comes face to face with Crete. Now it is Crete’s turn to smirk and just walk away. Inside the ring Hardcore struts around the ring and looks at some of the ladies in the front row and makes some less than respectable comments to them. Moose slides back under the bottom rope and slumps in the corner and looks at Hardcore. Hardcore charges into the corner and springs in the air trying for a dropkick to Moose’s chest, but Moose moves out of the way and rolls out of the ring, and Hardcore posts himself….HARD. Moose grabs his legs and yanks doing a little more damage to the family jewels. Moose keeps hold of his legs and locks on the figure four around the ring post, which brings Knife around the ring, he catches Moose with a stiff kick to the face and he releases the hold. Knife and Moose stand outside the ring and exchange shots to the head. Inside the ring, Crete gets a running start and dives between the ropes taking out all three men! In the pile of humanity, Crete grabs Moose and is about to nails him with a shot to the head when Knife grabs him and locks on a cobra clutch! All three men get to their feet and brawl. Moose catches Crete with a forearm to the back of the head and rolls him onto the table, Knife follows and all three men fight on the Lithuanian announce table, which miraculously has not broken yet. As they are battling it out, Ryan Hardcore, now recovered in the middle of the ring, gets a running start, then springs onto the top rope and leaps soaring and landing on top of Crete, Moose and Knife, and sending all four men crashing through the table to the floor! Crowd pops a nice HOLY SHIT chant and the referee starts the ten count. Moose hit the floor hard landing awkwardly on his leg. Knife went down hard and smacked his head on the floor, and Ryan Hardcore had the monitor pop out of the table and catch him right in the temple. Crete is almost to his feet, when, behind the referee’s back and still tangled in the wreckage of the table, Moose grabs a chair and throws it at Crete nailing him in the back of the head and sending him to the floor again. Moose drags himself toward Crete and tries to pull Crete back to the wreckage of the table, but Crete turns and catches Moose with several kicks to the face. Crete starts to get up, but grabs his back and falls back to the floor in pain. With all four men down on the floor, and the ref never seeing the chair toss he continues his count as the crowd urges Crete and Knife on. Despite their efforts, none can make it to the ring and the ref reaches the ten count, all four men are counted out!
WINNER – all four men are counted out of the ring and ruled unable to continue, this no one is eliminated from the Onslaught Elimination Series
GM the Rick rushes to the ring and talks with the referee, but all four men are still lying in the wreckage of the table, not moving a whole lot. Rick sees that it is futile to argue, throws his hands in the air and walks to the back.
PHANTOS & LUCIOS vs. APOCALYPTIC BASTARDS vs. LOS DEFENESTRATORS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Elimination Series MatchThe Bastards are out first, playing to the crowd and making 'we want the belts' signs. Talk about letting one win go to your waists ... uh, heads. They're still grandstanding when Los Def charge the ring. Double clothesline sends SYB crashing into the guardrail, leaving Los Def free to administer the double beat down to end all double beat downs on AE. El Voltaje with the cover, but referee Mel Creech refuses to count the pin because Phantos & Lucios haven't even been announced yet. Ecosistema sees off that objection by palming a quick Ben Franklin. 1! 2! The Announcer hurries and announces Phantos & Lucios, they rush to the ring sporting some new ring gear, all blue with Aquafina logos. Interesting. That association with Moreland must already be paying off. Moreland slowly follows P & L to the ring and just stands with his arms crossed watching the action. The delay is enough for Phantos to come flying in with a top rope senton to break the pin. Four man brawl in the ring as Los Def go at it with P&L and AE rolls out to the floor to join SYB, who is back on his feet but has made no move to come in. Looks like the Bastards are happy to sit this one out. In ring, Los Def get the advantage and Irish whip P&L toward each other, but Lucios ducks the head and Phantos uses him as a stepping stone for a STEP UP ENZUGIRI on Eco! El Voltaje throws a tantrum in the background as P&L take a moment to slap hands. Mel Creech uses the opportunity to restore some order, sending out Lucios and Eco. Phantos and El Voltaje with a collar and elbow lockup. Phantos pushes El Voltaje to the floor, but V rolls through, pops to his feet, and hits a standing dropkick. Phantos reels to the Bastards' corner, and both AE and SYB make a big show of not tagging in. SYB questions Phantos' parentage. P responds by chopping AE off the apron then flips SYB inside and kicks him in the back. Mel Creech decides to take that as a tag and orders Phantos out of the ring. P reluctantly complies. V clamps on a front face lock, but SYB is right next to the ropes and wastes no time grabbing them. Clean break from El Voltaje. Thumb to the eye from SYB. Schoolboy gets one before an angry V kicks out. SYB sees the look on V's mask and decides tagging is the better part of valor, but AE has not so coincidentally chosen that moment to jaw with someone in the crowd. Los Def spend the next five minutes dismantling SYB, using quick tags and innovative double-teams to beat the bastard ... I mean, Bastard, down. Finally the crowd starts to tire of watching SYB get his head kicked in, so Eco hooks the legs, but AE finally notices his comrade's plight and stomps the back to break it up. Eco pops to his feet and clotheslines AE right over the top rope! But as he does so, Phantos reaches out and hits a blind tag. Creech is obviously the only one who sees it, because El Voltaje sprints across the ring: SUICIDE PLANCHA to Eco and AE on the outside! With Los Def and AE sprawled on the floor, Phantos scales the corner while Lucios climbs into the ring and hoists SYB into the air. BAH GAWD DROPKICK DEVICE~! SYB is DEAD! Count to three or count to fifty, this one is over.
WINNERS BY PINFALL in 11:55 - PHANTOS & LUCIOS!
F. FONZWORTH CAPPINGTON III vs. SPIN HANSEN vs. FIRECHILD – OOWF Intercontinental Title Elimination Series MatchSpin Hansen enters first, striding to the ring in a cocky fashion and takes a big swig of Jagermeister as he steps into the ring. Firechild follows, looking cold eyed and determined, taping up his wrists with black industrial tape. Firechild steps through the ropes and locks eyes with Hansen. Firechild then turns and watches the entranceway as Cappington emerges, a look of pure hatred on his face. Cappington bows ostentatiously at the crowd, and walks s-l-o-w-l-y down to the ring. Firechild is about to step through the ropes when Spin grabs him and spins him round to face him. Firechild, with no ado at all smashes him in the chest with a head butt, knocking him backwards, then turns again to the ropes. Spin stays up however, and kicks Firechild in the kidneys as the bell rings, then hooks him for a back body drop and lands it hard in the middle of the ring. Cappington is still proceeding down to the ring, at a sedate pace, with Lance at his side. Spin is up in the ring and advances on Firechild, who is pulling himself to his feet. Spin grabs Firechild by the shoulders and picks him up for a Derailer, but Firechild wriggles free and takes Spin down with an arm bar, and wrenches the resulting arm lock back. Spin grabs the ropes with his free arm and the referee tells Firechild to loose the hold, but Firechild makes full use of the five count before he does so. At ringside, Cappington is divesting himself of his top hat, gloves, and ornate ring robe, handing them all to Lance with great pomp and ceremony. Firechild gets to his feet and glares at Cappington, who pretends not to notice, as Spin gets to his feet and charges across the ring, Spearing Firechild to the mat. Spin brutally punches Firechild six or seven times, then drags him to his feet, headbutts him and hoists him into a Muscle Buster. Firechild however slips free and levels Spin with a swinging DDT and kips up. Cappington is now having Lance check his boots and ring attire, so Firechild shrugs, bounces off the ropes and aims a no-hands top suicida at FFC3 and Lance. Cappington sees the dive, and throws Lance into its path and Firechild plows through the manservant and crashes to the floor. Cappington sees Spin Hansen down in the ring, and slides into the ring and covers for 1-2 NO! Cappington quickly gets to his feet, and applies an Elevated Texas Cloverleaf to Hansen, right in the middle of the ring. Spin shows his customary grit and refuses to tap, but is clearly almost about to pass out when Firechild comes off the top turnbuckle and nails Cappington in the head with a ballistic missile dropkick. Cappington holds his head and rolls out of the ring, while Firechild gets himself back to his feet. He goes to follow Cappington, but Spin grabs his feet and pulls him to the floor. Firechild kicks Spin in the face, then scrabbles to his feet, dragging an unresponsive Spin with him and kicks Spin in the gut and levels him with a Wings of the Phoenix! Firechild rolls Spin over for the cover, but sees Cappington receiving some medical aid (a hankerchief soaked in purest, iced aqua) from Lance. Firechild stands up, breaking the pin, and rolls down onto the outside and makes a bee line for Cappington. Lance sees him coming and tosses the bag of ice into Firechild’s face! Cappington takes advantage and nails the distracted Firechild with a Salutations from Pacific Heights on the outside! With Firechild down and out on the outside, and Hansen down in the ring, Cappington rolls into the ring and covers Hansen. Spin kicks out at 2 and 9 tenths and Cappington rolls away, looking very, very pissed off indeed! Both men clamber to their feet, but as Spin charges him, grabbing a second wind, Cappington trips him and sends him face first into the turnbuckle! Cappington showboats, then lifts the dazed Spin onto the top rope. Cappington follows and sets up a superplex, but as he tries to hit it, he can’t move Spin. He looks down, and Spin grins at him and head butts him in the face. Cappington reels, but Spin pulls him back and nails him with a Todesfall off the top! Both men are down and broken in the ring and Spin throws an arm over Cappington for the 1-2 NO! Lance pulls Spin away from the pin, getting a telling off from the referee in the process. Spin gets to his feet, as Firechild slides into the ring. They look each other up and down and lock up, with Spin nailing Firechild with a head butt, but Firechild evades the Muscle buster with a kick to the gut and hooks in the DevilDriver. Spin fights the hold, but goes limp as Cappington smashes him in the back of the head with some brass knuckles, allowing Firechild to drop Spin with the DevilDriver! Firechild covers Spin, but Cappington drags him off and rolls him out the ring, where Lance grabs Firechild and holds him down on the outside. Cappington flops over the unconscious Hansen for the 1-2-3 as Firechild fights of Lance on the outside, grabs a chair and slides back into the ring.
WINNER, via pin-fall in 16:18 is F. FONSWORTH CAPPINGTON – due to being pinned, Spin Hansen is eliminated from the title chase.
As Cappington celebrates, Firechild smashes him in the back with a chair, then again in the temple, opening up a nice gash, then finishes off by dropping the (impressively) still standing Cappington with a DevilDriver onto the dropped chair. He is about to lock the D-Tuner in on Cappington when the referee pulls him away, and Firechild ceases his assault in the face of righteous authority. Firechild spits on Cappington and walks backstage, as a battered Lance rolls in to tend to his master.
LD WILLIAMS vs. CAPELLAN vs. DONOVAN VIPER – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Elimination Series MatchCapellan makes his way to the ring first, followed by Donovan Viper. They stare each other down and exchange words. L.D. Williams walks slowly down the aisle and pauses outside the ring, watching the argument. After a moment, he slides into the ring, signals to referee Mel Creech to ring the bell, and steps back out onto the apron. Viper and Cap lock up, and Viper backs him into the corner. Mel calls for, and gets, a clean break. They lock up again and Viper grabs a headlock. Cap shoots him off, drops under the return pass, and catches Viper with a beautiful dropkick. Viper rolls to his feet and Cap takes him over with an arm drag, and locks on an arm bar. Viper fights to his feet and rolls out of the hold. Viper transitions into a hammerlock, but Cap reverses. Viper re-reverses, then snaps off a belly-to-back suplex. He bridges, but Cap kicks out at two. Both men get to their feet and lock up, and again Viper pushes Cap back to the corner. After a couple of chops, Viper attempts an Irish whip, but Cap reverses. Viper hits the opposite corner hard, and Williams slaps him on the back, tagging himself in. Cap stands in center ring and motions for a lock up. Williams walks up and pokes him in the eye, drawing a warning from Mel. Williams goes for a DDT, but Cap slips free and fires off a series of kicks that have Williams reeling. Cap hits a snap suplex, followed by a leg drop. He covers, but Williams kicks out at one. Cap goes for an enzugiri as Williams gets up, but Williams ducks and catches the leg. Cap hits the mat hard, and Williams goes for the STF. Cap struggles, and manages to flip over and kick Williams off. Cap dives, and makes the tag to Viper. Williams and Viper circle, looking for an opening. Viper feints in, then catches Williams with a straight right hand. They exchange punches, and Viper gets the advantage, backing Williams into the corner. Williams reverses an Irish whip and pulls Viper back into a clothesline. A vertical suplex is followed by a series of stomps and a falling head butt. Williams covers and gets one. Williams throws Viper to the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Viper ducks, hits the opposite ropes, and comes back with a Death Elbow. Williams doges – barely – and slaps Cap on the chest, tagging him in.
Williams steps put of the ring as Cap enters, then grabs him from behind, offering Viper a free shot. Viper refuses and Cap breaks free, turning around and slugging Williams. Cap turns back around and Viper throws him to the ropes, planting him with a spine buster. Before he can cover, Williams is in with a field goal kick to Viper’s head. Williams climbs on Cap and starts slugging him until Viper tackles him off. As the three-way brawl continues, F. Fonzworth Cappington III comes out and walks slowly down the aisle, one hand behind his back. Mel Creech sees him coming and starts yelling, motioning at him to leave. J.W. Westgaard also comes out and walks up behind FFC, saying something to him and taking something from FFC’s hidden hand. As Mel continues to yell at FFC, JWW throws a chain…to Donovan Viper! Viper catches the chain and wraps it around his arm. He aims a death elbow at Williams, who ducks. The elbow slams into Cap, who drops like he’s been shot. Viper hesitates, surprised, and Williams plants him with a reverse DDT. Williams looks at both downed opponents, then covers Cap as JWW backs FFC up the aisle. Mel turns back to the ring and counts the fall.
WINNER in 14:26, Donovan Viper. Capellan is eliminated.
After the Match: Williams leaves the ring and bumps fists with JWW. The walk up the aisle as Viper and Cap get to their feet. Cap glares at Viper, who shrugs and leaves the ring with FFC.
BEST FRIENDS FOREVER vs. DEFENESTRATORS – Non-Title MatchChamps enter last per their contract, but Voltage and Eco jump them as they get in the ring. Volt stomps down Harris, and Eco slugs away on Alt in the corner, but CA fights out. Harris trips up Voltage and mounts him for some punches, and Volt powders to the floor. The BFF trap Eco in the middle of the ring, take the title belts off and they each rear back as if they were gonna nail him with the belts. But CA and HH drop the titles as they come thru and high five instead... then nail Eco with a double dropkick to send him to the floor. Volt crawls back in to sneak up on the champs, but he trips on the bottom rope coming back in and Harris steps on his fingers. Volt with a HUGE oversell, and Alt comes over and drops an elbow on him. Alt and Volt pair off as the match settles down. Alt to a headlock, but Volt uses the tights to block a takeover and gets a side suplex. Tag to Eco and they double team Alt, but CA elbows out, kicks Eco in the gut and gets a flipping neck breaker out of the corner. Tag to HH, and Harris comes in with elbow drops... and a lot of them. The crowd picks up the count at four, five, six, seven, eight... but FFC3 interjects, and when Harris goes to confront him, Volt and Eco switch up... except that they don't look alike, so Harris just stomps the hell out of Volt instead. Up and to the ropes, HIGH backdrop. Clothesline, and another, but Volt ducks a third one and lunges for a tag. Eco charges in, but Harris sidesteps him and sends him into the BFF corner, and Alt nails him with a forearm. German suplex with a bridge gets two, and Harris tags back to Alt. CA works over Eco and tags back to HH. Harris with a big delayed vertical suplex, but while FFC3 distracts the ref, Volt hops in and clips Harris' knee. Eco jumps all over the knee, and we have a Ricky Morton, complete with screaming teenage girls. Volt gets the tag and drops to the floor, dragging the knee of Hardbody Harris to the post and slamming it off it a few times. Referee Hale tells Volt to get back in the ring, and that diversion allows FFC3 to sneak over and drive the head of his cane off the knee of Hardbody Harris. Back in, and the bad guys work on it some more. Eco picks Harris up Ric Flair style by one leg and drives it into the turnbuckle, tags Volt, and Volt then comes off the top for like a spike shin breaker. Cover gets two. Volt looks for a half crab, and cinches it in. Harris fights it, as Hale asks him for the submission. No dice, naturally, and Harris tries to fight out of it... and DOES! But Volt tumbles into the corner and Eco tags in, and Eco smartly bolts in and grabs HH before he can make the tag and slaps the crab back on... but Harris twists his body and cradles him! One, two... but Eco kicks out. Eco pops up, but HH hits a drop toehold, jumps off Eco's back and makes the HOT TAG~! Alt in and jumps back off Eco's back and nails Volt with a jumping clothesline. Eco gets to his hands and knees, so Alt jumps off his back again, springboards off the middle rope and hits a leg drop on Eco. SPINAL CONTUSION, but Eco grabs the ropes to block. Volt back in, but CA hits the deck, and Volt and Eco collide. Eco stumbles around, and Harris hits him with the exaggerated EYE POKE~! HH to the top, sets his sights on Eco, and it's the #1 DOUBLE AXEHANDLE IN THE OOWF~! Hale to the floor to try and get Eco, who's legal, back in, allowing FFC3 to sneak into the ring. Cappington winds up with the cane, but Alt ducks. FFC3 manages to hold up before he clocks Volt. Volt grabs the end of the cane and they try to clothesline CA with it, but Alt ducks... and Harris is there for the DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER~! Harris dumps FFC3, and Alt nails Volt with the ALT-OMIC BOMB~! One, two, but FFC3 pulls Alt out of the ring. CA decks him, and Eco comes off the top with some OMG~FLIPPY SHIT onto HH, but Harris counters in mid-air to the TO BE EDITED IN LATER~! Harris poses for the crowd, and Alt rolls back in for the academic three count.
WINNERS in 15:00: CHRIS ALT & HARDBODY HARRIS
DAVIN MORELAND vs. OUTBACK JACK – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchSterling Glaw is YOUR referee!
Glaw is glad to be back covering the Onslaught division (and after being fined $7500 for his part in Hell on Earth III). OBJ offers a Hand of Good Sportsmanship, which Moreland takes (after a very pointed look from Glaw!). Slow circle to start, lockup, Davin with the size and strength advantage, putting OBJ in the corner. Glaw calls for a clean break and gets it, and catches OBJ raising his hand to strike Moreland before they leave the corner. No warning, but enough for OBJ to grin, shrug and let Moreland back away. Another slow circle, lockup, this time OBJ gets the upper hand thanks to his OOWF experience. He puts Moreland in a headlock and tries to keep his leverage, but Moreland escapes with a backdrop suplex. First cover of the match by Moreland but only gets a one count. OBJ back to his feet quickly, looking to the corner where he left his beer on the ring steps. Glaw shakes his head no, and OBJ shrugs and turns back to Moreland, who catches him off-guard with a kick to the gut. Moreland then hoist OBJ up for a beautiful delayed vertical suplex. Moreland sticks the landing but the cover only gets a two count. Moreland back to his feet quickly, OBJ a little dazed from the blood rushing to his head. Moreland gets OBJ in a hammerlock but OBJ forces him to the mat and we get the rare sight of OutBack Jack MAT RASSLIN! The two trade holds while Glaw watches with a huge smile on his face. Moreland gets OBJ into the MARK HENRY MEMORIAL ARMBAR and Outback jack is selling it like a madman SCREAMING in pain! Moreland cinches it in, but OBJ manages to wriggle free when he swings at Moreland's face, drawing a warning from Glaw. OBJ gets free and puts Moreland's back on the mat with a single leg takedown, trying to get him in a half-crab. Moreland makes the ropes quickly, and OBJ actually drops it before Glaw starts counting. OBJ backs off but it's merely a ruse - he charges Moreland for the BOOMERANG but Moreland gets clear! OBJ almost runs RIGHT into Glaw, and his glare stops OBJ dead in his tracks! OBJ takes a few steps back, leading right into the waiting Moreland who stuns him with a BACK-CRACKER! OBJ staggers to his feet and runs right into that REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER! Cover and count are academic.
WINNER and still OOWF Onslaught champion (6:32) - Davin Moreland.
STANK vs. CANADIAN DRAGON – Non-Title Ladder MatchCanadian Dragon comes to the ring first and starts pulling ladders from under the ring and setting them up. Stank is announced and he comes to the top of the ramp with the OOWF Title over one shoulder and a ladder over the other. The fans cheer him as he makes his way to the ring. Canadian Dragon is waiting for him inside the ring perched on top of one of the ladders. Stank keeps an eye on him as he climbs between the ropes and hands the title to the referee. Evidently Stank takes a little too long to get settled, so Canadian Dragon leaps off the top of the ladder and snaps Stank into the corner. Dragon springs back to his feet and puts the boots to Stank in the corner, then pulls him to his feet and whips him into the ladder in the middle of the ring. Stank falls to one knee and CD grabs the ladder and drives it into the back of Stank’s skull sending him to the mat face first. CD hits the ropes and drops a leg across the back of Stank’s head, then stands the ladder back up and climbs half way up and drops another leg across the back of his head. Dragon rolls Stank over and covers, but Stank kicks out at two. Canadian Dragon keeps up the onslaught by pulling Stank to his feet and sending him to the ropes and catching him with a drop toe hold that sends Stank head first into the ladder. Stank grabs his head and writhes in pain, when he moves his hand we see that Stank has been busted open. Canadian Dragon sees this and slips out of the ring and sets up a table. He comes back in and folds the ladder and waits for Stank to get to his feet, then gets a running start and slams Stank in the head with it, sending the big man between the ropes to the floor. Canadian Dragon leaves the ring again and places Stank on the table, then hurries back into the ring, stands up the tallest ladder and climbs to the top, checks to make sure Stank is still there, then MOONSAULTS OFF THE TOP OF THE !% FOOT TALL LADDER!!! But Stank moves out of the way at the last second and Canadian Dragon SLAMS through the table and hits the floor. HOLY SHIT indeed! Canadian Dragon gasps in pain and tries to catch his breath. Officials come to his side for help, but he waves them off. Stank gets to his feet and grabs Dragon, who is clutching at his ribs and rolls him back into the ring, pulls him to his feet and choke slams him on the mat. Stank then wipes the blood out of his eyes and looks at the huge ladder. Stank climbs about halfway up the ladder, turns around and drops an elbow across Dragon’s chest! That has to be it. Stank covers, one, two, thre…NO! Somehow Canadian Dragon rolls his shoulder. Stank looks down at Dragon who is still clutching at his ribs and struggling for breath. Stank folds one of the smaller ladders and stands it up in the corner, then pulls Dragon to his feet and whips him hard into the corner chest first into the ladder, then follows with an avalanche that crushes Dragon into the ladder a second time. CD falls to the mat, Stank hits the ropes and drops a leg across his chest and covers again, and once again only gets a two count. Now Stank decides to be a daredevil. He pulls Dragon to his feet and whips him to the ropes and plants him with a spine buster, Stank climbs the fifteen foot ladder and gets to the top, steadies himself, STANKSAULT!! But Dragon moves out of the way!! HOLY GOD!! Stank slams into the mat, and now both men are down and the referee starts the ten count. At nine, Canadian Dragon pulls himself to his feet just as Stank is trying to push himself off the mat. Dragon bounds off the rope and connects with a double dropkick to Stank’s face. Dragon sets up two of the ladders, then sets a third one across the upper rungs to make a sort of scaffold. Dragon climbs the ladder and walks out on the “scaffold” and waits, but Stank is up to his feet a little too fast and Stank clips Dragons foot and he falls on the ladder. Stank starts climbing the ladder to join CD. As Stank gets to the top of the ladder, Canadian Dragon connects with several stiff kicks to the head that stun Stank for a moment. Dragon then tries a Canadian Destroyer off the ladder, but Stank holds on to the ladder with one hand, and grabs CD’s leg with the other. Once he has his balance, he lets go of the ladder and grabs CD’s other leg, takes a few steps up the ladder and takes CD over with an Alabama Slam onto the “scaffold” part of the ladder! CD’s head slams on the ladder and he lies motionless on the ladder. Stank climbs to the top of the ladder and looks at the cross ladder tentatively. No way that takes his weight. Stank waits until CD starts to stir and pulls him to his feet, then grabs him and hauls him up on his shoulders for the STANK-U and steps out on the ladder, but it is just too much, the cross ladder buckles and sends Stank and Dragon tumbling. CD falls off of Stank’s shoulders and drops throat first on the top rope, snaps back into the ring, then rolls under the bottom rope. As the middle ladder buckled, and Stank was falling, the two standing ladders fell in toward him and slammed him in the head, Stank falls face first to the mat, and doesn’t move, apparently knocked out cold. The crowd erupts in a HOLY SHIT chant, again, and the referee moves to check on both men, then makes the dreaded X symbol that sends officials racing to the ring. On the outside we see them help CD to his feet, and he has been spitting up blood. Inside the ring, then get Stank to a sitting position, and his eyes look glassy and he has a nasty gash on the side of his head from the ladder that is spewing blood. Officials try and help CD to the back, but he shakes them off and heads unsteadily back to the ring and rolls under the ropes. Stank sees him coming and shoves officials aside and shakily gets to his feet. CD pulls himself up using the ropes and goes nose to nose with Stank. The two men stare at each other for a moment, then CD nods and leaves the ring where officials immediately help him to the back. Stank watches him for a moment, then grabs his head and collapses to one knee. The OOWF medical staff helps the big man out of the ring to the back, but not before Stank pauses halfway up the ramp and looks out at the crowd and holds his OOWF title high.
WINNER – No Contest after 23:11
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