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Post by mooseheadjack on Jul 29, 2008 21:01:51 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Woonsocket, Rhode Island
BUNNY vs. CARL FROM FRESNO
Eminem hits the speakers and Bunny runs out onto the stage. The crowd breaks out into a chorus of boos as he hops down the ramp. He hops into the air and lands on the ring apron, then lands a perfect imploder to the padded floor. Without missing a beat, he hops back onto the ring apron and springboards off the ropes with a front flip, landing in the ring. He rolls out of the flip and kips up to his feet. The music cuts off and Bunny glances into a corner of the ring, where he sees Carl From Fresno awaiting him. The starting bell sounds and the match has officially begun. Bunny runs towards Carl. Carl ducks out of the way as Bunny leaps over him and lands on the top rope. Without looking back, Bunny flies off the top rope with a Moonsault. Carl sees it coming and ducks down to avoid it. Bunny lands on his feet behind Carl and waits for him to turn around. Carl turns to face Bunny and gets SLAMMED with a SUPERKICK TO THE JAW! Carl falls to the mat as Bunny applauds himself. Bunny grabs Carl and pulls him back to his feet. He pulls back for a right hand, but stops. He extends his hand out slowly. Carl looks at Bunny's fluffy hand and begins to extend his hand for the handshake. The shake happens and Carl pulls away. Bunny doesn't let go. He pulls Carl toward him and PLANTS him with a DDT! Bunny stands up and raises his arms into the air. He hits Carl with a STANDING PHOENIX 450 SPLASH! He gets back to his feet and mounts the top rope. He hits Carl with a HUGE LEG DROP! He must have been 15 feet in the air! Bunny stands up and pulls Carl off the mat. He perches Carl on the top rope and, facing away from the ring. He steps through the ropes and stands on the ring apron. He climbs to the top rope and stands up. He drops down and hooks his legs with a FRANKENSTEINER FROM THE TOP! Carl goes flying over the guardrail and into the audience, where the fans in the floor seats catch him. Bunny hits the padded floor, then rolls under the bottom rope, back into the ring. He mounts the top rope and looks into the audience, where he sees Carl being surfed around. Bunny jumps. SHOOTING STAR PRESS INTO THE FOURTH ROW! Bunny crashes down on Carl, sending both competitors, along with most of the fans in the area, falling to the floor. A majority of the fans get to their feet and match the "HOLY SHIT!" chants that are already echoing through the arena. Bunny gets to his feet and pulls Carl to his. He pushes and shoves his way through the crowd to get back to the ring. He tosses Carl over the guardrail and hops over the railing after him. He rolls Carl into the ring, then steps up onto the apron. He springboards into the ring and hits Carl with a SPRINGBOARD FROG SPLASH! Bunny bounces off of Carl and is back up on his feet within seconds. He hits Carl with a STANDING MOONSAULT SENTON like it was NOTHING! He grabs Carl and whips him into a corner, where he is only standing with full support of the ropes. Bunny runs at him and hits him and nearly DECAPITATES HIM with a SICK DROPKICK! Carl's head whips back, then he falls forward, seemingly unconscious. Bunny heads to the top rope. MOUNTAIN DEW ON TAP! Bunny hooks the leg! ONE! TWO! No! Bunny pulls Carl's shoulders off the mat! He positions Carl just right, then mounts the top rope again. He launches himself and HE HITS IT! BUNNY HOLE! A 630 was NEVER landed so good. Bunny grabs Carl and stands him up against the ropes. He hits him with a nice spin kick to the side of the head, then pushes him through the ropes to the outside of the ring, where he splats. Bunny gets himself ready. Carl eventually gets to his feet, but just barely. Bunny takes him down right then with a SPRINGBOARD DRAGONRANA TO THE OUTSIDE! Carl's head is SPIKED on the floor. Bunny gets to his feet and applauds himself. He hops onto the apron and jumps over the ropes. He stays in the ring, waiting for Carl to get back to his feet, which he somehow manages to do after a few moments. Bunny charges across the ring and takes Carl back down to the floor with a FOSBURY FLOP! Bunny grabs Carl and pushes him back into the ring. He slides in after him and pulls him to his feet. He whips him into a corner and hits him with a leg lariat. He pushes him up to the top rope and climbs up with him. He picks him up, BRAINBUSTAAAAAHHHHH! Carl's head SLAMS the top turnbuckle! He falls into the ring, motionless. Bunny climbs to the top rope and connects with the BUNNYSAULT! He hooks the leg for the academic three count. ONE! TWO! THR... No! Bunny pulls Carl's shoulders off the mat AGAIN! He stomps on him a few times, then pulls him up off the mat. He plants him with a northern lights suplex. Float over. Right into a fisherman suplex. He stands up and raises his arms into the air. The crowd starts a chant. "FIN-ISH HIM! FIN-ISH HIM! FIN-ISH HIM!" They have apparently grown tired of the constant beating of Carl From Fresno. Bunny signals for the crowd to calm down. He climbs to the top rope as the chant continues. He faces away from the ring and jumps backwards, landing perfectly on Carl with the BUNNY BITE! He hooks the leg as the crowd counts the pin. "ONE! TWO! THR... NO!" The crowd cheers, thinking that the match is finally over. But they soon realize that Bunny managed to pull Carl's shoulders from the mat for the third time. THE MATCH IS STILL ON! Bunny stands up and applauds himself again. He grabs Carl and tosses him over the ropes, to the outside of the ring. Carl uses the guardrail to pull himself to his feet, as Bunny charges across the ring and flips between the middle and top rope. He hits Carl and they both end up on the other side of the guardrail, in the crowd. Bunny gets to his feet and grabs Carl. He slams his face into the guardrail, then PILEDRIVES HIM ON THE CONCRETE! He kicks him in the head a couple of times before pulling him back up. He hits him with a forearm shot across the back, then hits a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! Carl is folded in half! Bunny kicks Carl in the ribs. Once, twice, three times, four. He keeps kicking Carl, harder and harder. Carl starts to cough up blood and Bunny pulls him to his feet at that point. He whips him into the guardrail, then hits him with a Pele kick to the top of the head. Carl falls to the floor and Bunny hops over the guardrail and onto the apron. He glances back and sees Carl getting to his feet. Bunny goes for a SPRINGBOARD 540 SENTON! He doesn't hit all of it, but gets it good enough. Carl gets a pair of furry feet to the face. We hear a crack as Carl falls to the floor, grabbing his face and nose. He takes his hands away from his face and we see blood pouring from his nose. Bunny steps onto the guardrail and hops onto Carl's chest. He kicks him in the face, quite possibly breaking his nose even worse. Bunny grabs Carl and tosses him over the guardrail. He steps onto the guardrail and hops over Carl and lands on the ring apron. Without hesitation, he hits a downed Carl with a FULL TWISTING MOONSAULT! He gets right back up and rolls Carl back into the ring. He rolls into the ring after him and pulls him to his feet. Bunny goes to whip Carl into the ropes, but Carl's legs give out and he collapses to the mat uncontrollably. Bunny walks over to him and slaps him around for fun. He pulls him to his feet and pushes him into a corner, where Carl is able to stand between the turnbuckles and Bunny. Bunny slaps him across the face, then gives him a LOW BLOW with the knee! He hoists him up to the top turnbuckle, then climbs up with him. He gives Carl a stiff kick to the side of the head, then tosses him to the mat with a TOP ROPE RELEASE NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! Bunny stays on the top rope as Carl crashes to the mat, lifeless. Bunny turns around and looks at Carl, laying in the middle of the ring. Bunny leaps from the top rope. BUNNY HOP! HE NAILS IT PERFECTLY! The crowd is impressed as Bunny hooks the leg. ONE! TWO! THREE! IT'S OVER!
WINNER in 17:48 - Bunny
After the match, Bunny gets up and hops over the top rope to the floor on the outside of the ring. He grabs a microphone and slides back into the ring. He nudges Carl From Fresno with his furry foot, then proceeds to kick him in the ribs and the face repeatedly. He grabs him and pulls him to his feet. MOUNTAIN DEW MIST TO THE FACE! Followed by a STRAIGHT NUT SHOT! Carl From Fresno hits the mat like a ton of bricks. The crowd breaks out in a chorus of boos during and after the post-match attack from Bunny on Carl.
Bunny: You realize that you're cheerin' on a jobber, right? What did I ever do to deserve this kind of crowd reaction, huh? I'm gettin' dissed harder than Carl From Fresno!? Well fuck all of you!
The crowd boos louder and becomes rowdy.
Bunny: Woa, woa, woa! Everyone just caaallllm down! I can't believe how much hostility y'all are packin' tonight. Look, yo. I'm just doin' what I get paid for. I come through that curtain and mad shit goes down. It ain't my fault that I'm more talented, more popular, and faaarrr better lookin' than anyone in the audience tonight. I am as God made me. And all of you fans are as God made you. He just wasn't carin' about the human race anymore, at that point.
The crowd boos even louder. A single voice can be heard from the front row talking shit on Bunny. Bunny looks the guy in the eyes and immediately jumps between the ropes, to the outside of the ring. He gets right up in the guy's face with the microphone.
Bunny: What'd you say? Huh? You wanna talk shit, BITCH? You wanna trash me in front of all these fuckin' you suck and are banneds out here in Woonsocket? Huh? You think you got fans in the audience tonight? What are you gonna do? Say somethin'! Come on, SAY SOMETHIN'!
Guy: Hey man, FUCK you!
Bunny drops the microphone and throws a punch at the guy. Luckily, the guy ducks the right hand. Bunny throws a left and clips the guy's head with it. Bunny throws another right hand and throws himself over the guardrail, attacking the guy. The guy is trying to defend himself as a group of security guards run out to put a stop to this. They struggle for a few moments before they finally pull Bunny back to his own side of the guardrail. The guy is noticeably shaken up, but doesn't look to be severely hurt. Just scrapes and bruises at the most. The team of security pull and drag Bunny up the ramp, backstage. The crowd boos louder than ever as Bunny is being carried away.
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. OUTBACK JACK
The former Intercontinental Champ Outback Jack comes out to AC/DC – and the approval of the Woonsocket crowd. He slaps hands with the crowd with his free hand, while chugging a beer in the other. OBJ kills it, tosses the can into the crowd; gives off a huge belch, and makes his way to the ring. The house lights then go out, and as the music starts a white strobe light begins to bounce through the arena and the first thing we hear is ”There Can Be Only One”. That leads directly into ”Prelude 12/21.” The drum beat of Prelude hits and the Darlings take a step onto the ramp. They don’t move until it finishes, and a blue spotlight focuses on Alexander and Alexis as they march to the ring to ”Princes of the Universe.” They ignore the crowd and focus on the ring. They share a platonic brother/sister peck and Alexander heads into the ring, pointing to himself to the boos of the crowd telling them how awesome he is. Referee Davis Hightower checks both men, determines them ready for competition, motions to the timekeeper for the bell, and WE’RE UNDERWAY!
Darling talks a whole bunch of trash to OBJ from across the ring as the two near each other. Finally, they get nose-to-nose and OBJ lets out a HUGE belch right in is face. As Darling turns away, OBJ delivers a kick to the gut, and a couple of European uppercuts (Even though he’s Australian!) He goes to toss a dazed Darling to the ropes; but it’s reversed into an Irish Whip. OBJ comes off, ducking a clothesline and runs the opposite ropes and runs back toward Darling. Darling hits the mat and grabs OBJ’s foot on the way through, sending him to the mat face-first. Alexander quickly moves to take advantage and manages to hook in DEATH BY DARLING. He has is locked in well as he bends OBJ back. OBJ searches for answers and rocks back and forth. Finally, OBJ manages to rock to his knees which puts Darling’s shoulders on the mat, and he doesn’t realize it! Hightower dives in for the count: 1, 2, no. At the last second, Alexander realizes what’s going on and breaks the hold, rolling away. OBJ uses the ropes to help pull himself to a standing position, rubbing his knees. Darling charges, but OBJ takes a couple steps in to shorten the distance, and is able to catch Darling for a Belly-To-Belly Suplex, which sends Darling into the turnbuckle. Ow. OBJ does some turnbuckle-related offense, as the bigger man looks to ground and pound the speedster. Snap-mare takeover by OBJ and a highly technical kick to the back of the head. Darling’s eyes look glossy as OBJ locks on a headlock, pulling him to his feet. Two or three punches to the face while in the headlock for OBJ before throwing Darling to the ropes. Darling ducks a clothesline, but OBJ catches him for a CHOMP! That’s it. But wait, Alexis hops on the apron distracting Hightower from his appointed duties as OBJ covers. OBJ politely gets up and taps Hightower on the shoulder, mentioning that he probably has a pin fall attempt. OBJ covers again, and Hightower slides in for the count: 1, 2, NO! Darling kicks out as OBJ gives Hightower a dirty look. OBJ pulls Darling to his feet again landing some punches and chops, driving Darling into the turnbuckle again. OBJ then turns into a pugilist, doing the Undertaker left-and-right punches on Darling as he slumps to the mat. OBJ runs to the other corner and runs full speed toward Darling. Darling manages to slip out of the corner and OBJ hits it full speed. Quickly, Darling slides in behind OBJ as he rebounds backward off the turnbuckle; locks in and lands a BIIIIIIIIGGGG German Suplex, stunning OBJ, and Darling collapses to the mat as well. Hightower start a count.
Hightower gets to 6, as OBJ is up first, with Darling not far behind. OBJ charges, and Darling manages to pull down the ropes…LOW BRIDGE! OBJ tumbles to the outside and Darling checks his bearings and does a SLINGSHOT PLANCHA right onto OBJ. Darling, now with the upper hand, does some barrier-related and apron-related offense. Darling rolls in to break the count, comes back out and starts to strip the Azerbajani Announce Table of the top and monitors. He pulls an out-of-it OBJ over to the table and puts him on top. Darling hops up, and signals for the Darling Driver. He picks OBJ up and…delivers a DARLING DRIVER ONTO THE AZERBAJANI ANNOUNCE TABLE COLLAPSING IT! Crowd starts a “Holy Shit” chant, but then realizes it’s Alexander Darling in the match – so the intelligent Woonsocket crowd starts a VERY loud “That Was Awesome *clap clap clapclapclap*” chant, basically to piss him off. Darling is up first and starts yelling at the crowd to shut up before running into the ring to stop the count; and Darling starts telling the crowd to shut up again, as they only get louder. Hightower starts a new count on Jack, who may or may not be dead. Apparently, he’s not dead, and manages to get to the ring at 9. Darling collects Jack and pulls him up, landing some punches before tossing OBJ off the ropes. Kick-wham DDT! Darling signals that it’s over, and ascends the turnbuckle. MOONSAULT … NOBODY HOME! Darling rolls around in pain as OBJ still tries to recover from the previous attempted homicide. Hightower counts again… Hightower to 5, and OBJ is finally to his feet for the first time in a while. He gets to Darling. Scoop Slam. Runs the ropes…Big Elbow! Cover: 1, 2, No. OBJ is quickly up again and runs the ropes…BIG Leg drop! Cover: 1, 2, NO. OBJ up again, runs the ropes, BIG KNEEDROP TO THE GRILL! Cover: 1, 2, Th….NO!! He picks up Darling and tries to set up for the CHOMP! Reversal into a Jawbreaker! OBJ is stunned as he stumbles back to his feet. Darling is already running the ropes, BULLDOG! Quickly he stands on OBJ’s back…CURBSTOMP! OBJ is in big-time trouble! Darling picks OBJ up again for DA BRAINBUSTAAHHHHH~!~!~~!~!~! That could do it! Darling is not done! He calls for the Darling Driver, picks OBJ up and HITS THE DARLING DRIVER! And THAT is it…Wait…Darling STILL not done…He locks on the DARLING VICE in the center of the ring! When OBJ comes to, he taps out! That’s it! Big win for Darling!
WINNER IN 14:35 by SUBMISSION – Alexander Darling!
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. CHRIS COLE
Moosehead Jack comes to the rung and slumps to the corner and waits for the Main Event Chris Cole to make his way to the ring. Cole comes out and pauses at the top of the ramp and glares at Moose as the cheers for him build. Cole walks down the ramp and slides under the ropes never taking his eyes off of Moose. Jack slips out of the ring and grins at Cole. Cole turns around expecting an attack from behind and Moose slips back into the ring and tries an attack from behind, but Cole spins back around and catches Moose with a right to the side of the jaw. Cole grabs Moose and whips him to the ropes and elevates him with a high back body drop that sends Moose scurrying under the ropes to the floor. Cole follows him to the floor and grabs him and marches Moose toward the Spanish Announce Table, but Moose catches Cole with an elbow to the gut and slams him face first into the table. Moose lets Cole stagger away, then gets a running start and hits the stairs and catches Cole with an elbow to the back of the head. Cole staggers and falls to his knees and Moose slams him face first into the guard rail and rolls him back into the ring. Moose follows and pulls Cole to his feet and backs him into the corner and hammers him with shots to the face, driving Cole to the mat. Moose walks back to the middle of the ring and gets a running start for a knee to Cole’s head, but Cole slips out of the ring and Moose crashes into the turnbuckle chest firs. Cole gets to his feet on the apron and guillotines Moose on the top rope, snapping his head back and sending him back to the middle of the ring. Cole climbs back into the ring and waits for Moose to get back to his feet then nearly takes his head off with a clothesline. Cole bounds off the opposite ropes and leaps high in the air and drops a knee right across Moose’s chest, covers, but only gets a two count. Moose gets to his feet again and Cole grabs him for a suplex, but Moose blocks it and shoves him to the ropes and follows Cole and connects with a high knee to the face that sends Cole between the ropes. Moose follows Cole to the outside and pulls him to his feet and plants him with a slam, then climbs to the apron and tries a running elbow, but Cole moves out of the way and Moose slams to the ground. The Main Event recovers and pulls Moose to his feet and drags him over to the steps and knocks the top half of the steps off and sets Moose up for a pile driver on the stairs, but Moose manages to reverse it and back drop out of it. Cole hits the floor with a thud and Moose pounces on him and the two roll around ring side brawling furiously. Moose finally goes to the eyes and rolls Cole into the ring. As Cole gets to his feet Moose catches him with a spinning fist to the side of the neck that stuns Cole and sends him to the ropes, Moose grabs Cole and rolls him up, grabbing a handful of tights in the process and getting the three count just before Cole can kick out. Moose immediately slides under the bottom rope and looks at Cole who spins to his feet. Cole is furious and glares at Moose, Moose points and laughs as he backs up the ramp.
WINNER in 12:54 – Moosehead Jack
BLITZ vs. THE NERVE AGENT
Blitz walks down the ramp, getting a decent reaction from the crowd. He is almost to the ring when he is hit by behind by Nerve. Blitz turns around and gets pelted with a series of rights and lefts. Nerve grabs Blitz and bounces his face off the ring apron. He whips him into the guardrail and runs at him. Blitz ducks down and back drops Nerve into the front row! Blitz steps over the guardrail and pulls Nerve to his feet. He slams his face into the steel guardrail before hitting him with a DDT ON THE CONCRETE! He mounts Nerve and gets a few punches in before Nerve turns it around. Nerve is on top, pounding away at Blitz. He stands up and grabs Blitz by the hair. He suplexes him OVER the guardrail, back into the ring-side area. Nerve steps over the guardrail and flips the ring skirt up. He pulls a table out from underneath the ring and sets it up. He turns around to Blitz, but gets hit with a nice dropkick to the side of the face. Blitz grabs Nerve and lays him out on the table. He hops up onto the ring apron and goes for an ASAI MOONSAULT THROUGH THE TABLE! But Nerve rolls off the table! Blitz SLAMS through the table with a nasty CRASH! Nerve grabs Blitz and sets him up on the ring apron. Nerve steps onto the ring apron and pulls Blitz to his feet. He gets him in pile driver position, but Blitz reverses it with a HURACANRANA OFF THE RING APRON! Nerve falls into the table debris. Blitz flips up the ring skirt and pulls a second table out from underneath the ring. He sets it up and grabs Nerve. He pulls him to his feet and lays him out on the table. He steps up onto the apron, but gets hit with an elbow to the face when he turns around. Nerve steps onto the apron and SPANISH FLY FROM THE APRON THROUGH THE TABLE! Both men lay in the table mess for a few moments before Nerve reaches his feet. He pulls Blitz up and rolls him into the ring. Nerve slides in after him and the starting bell OFFICIALLY sounds! Nerve grabs Blitz and whips him into a corner. He runs at him and goes for a high boot, but Blitz ducks it and Nerve gets hung up on the rope. Blitz kicks Nerve's other leg out from under him and he falls to the mat. Blitz stomps on him and pushes him into the corner. He grabs the ropes and jumps, then swings back and NAILS Nerve with two feet to the face. Blitz gets up and pulls Nerve to his feet. He sets him on the top rope, then starts climbing the turnbuckles. Nerve stops him early by hammering him with a few punches and chops. Blitz gets shoved off the ropes and falls to the mat. Nerve stands up on the top rope and goes for a 450 SPLASH! But Blitz GETS THE KNEES UP! Nerve hits the knees and bounces off in pain. Blitz gets to his feet and hits Nerve with a leg drop across the throat. He grabs Nerve by the hair and takes him down with a snap mare. He tops it off with a quick dropkick to the back of Nerve's head. He grabs Nerve and whips him towards the ropes. Nerve reverses. Blitz hits the ropes, but grabs a hold of them. Nerve runs at him, but Blitz back drops him over the ropes. Nerve lands on the ring apron and puts Blitz in a sleeper hold. Blitz drops down and stuns Nerve across the top rope. Nerve is groggy and Blitz brings him back into the ring with a suplex over the ropes. He heads up to the top rope and leaps toward Nerve with a SOMERSAULT LEG DROP! It connects! Blitz hooks the leg! ONE! TWO! Nerve kicks out. Blitz grabs Nerve, but Nerve slaps him away. Nerve takes Blitz and whips him into a corner. He runs at him, but Blitz back drops him over the turnbuckle post and Nerve WRECKS onto the outside flooring. Blitz turns around and mounts the top rope. Nerve gets to his feet and turns around into a HUGE MOONSAULT FROM THE TOP! Blitz hits the move perfectly, then rolls back into the ring. He waits for Nerve to get up again. When he does, Blitz runs at him and DIVES over the top rope! Nerve moves! Blitz flies OVER the top rope AND the guardrail, landing in the second row of the audience. Nerve quickly slides into the ring and perches himself on the top rope. He sees Blitz regaining his composure in the second row and leaps at him with THE BEST HIGH CROSSBODY EVER! He flies through the air and lands on top of Blitz and several fans. He follows up with clobbering right hands to the face of Blitz. Blitz turns it over and starts beating on Nerve with a series of fists. The two continue to fight it out in the crowd until the match is declared a DOUBLE COUNT-OUT! The bell sounds, but the two keep throwing fists. They eventually have to be broken up by a mixture of fans and security. Order is restored.
WINNER - NO CONTEST in 8:25
SEAMUS MCNASTY & DAMON WRATH vs. IHOP
IHOP hits the ring first. Skurge orders SYB to do sit-ups until the match begins. SYB argues loudly, but does the exercises. Damon Wrath and Seamus McNasty make their entrance and enjoy a chuckle @ SYB’s expense. Junior Hale calls for the bell. SYB gets up and starts to crawl out of the ring. Skurge stops him and yells for SYB to “Get your Joo ass in the ring” SYB argues animatedly. Wrath comes up from behind and snaps off an arm drag, tossing SYB across the ring. Wrath connects with several STIFF kicks and pummels SYB into the corner. Hale calls for a break and Wrath makes it at 4. Wrath tags in Seamus, who delivers an elbow smash that sends SYB to the mat. SYB crawls towards Skurge, but Seamus drags him back and slams him to the mat. A knee drop is followed by DDT. The Irishman hits a German Suplex and a Russian Legswep. A cover nets a 2 count, and SYB is crawling towards his corner again. Seamus drags him back by the ankle and tags Wrath back in. Damon grabs SYB’s other leg and He and Seamus begin a tug-of-war with SYB’s body. Skurge has seen enough and charges in, knocking Seamus to the floor. Hale restrains Skurge, allowing Wrath to pound away on SYB’s face. Wrath hits a backdrop, but SYB lands on his feet and leaps towards his corner. Skurge gets the tag! Wrath charges Skurge, and is leveled with a clothesline. Skurge hits a drop toe hold and locks Wrath in a Camel clutch. Wrath powers up and Skurge whips him into the ropes for a backdrop. A knee lift greets Wrath as he gets to his feet. Wrath rolls to his corner and tags in McNasty. Seamus circles Skurge, looking for the chance to pounce. They lock up in a test of strength. Skurge gets the advantage and gets kicked in the gut. Seamus hits an elbow, and then hip tosses Skurge cross the ring. Skurge charges in and gets clotheslined. Seamus swings a wild haymaker, and Skurge ducks it and locks in a wristlock. He backs into his corner and tags in SYB. SYB climbs to the top and leaps off with an elbow to Seamus’ head. SYB re-cinches the wristlock and looks pretty pleased with himself. Suddenly Seamus reverses it and Scoop slams SYB to the mat. Seamus kicks SYB a few times, then drags him to the corner and sets up for the Celtic Cross from the turnbuckles! SYB gets hoisted up over Seamus’ head and hurled through the air but flips and lands on his feet! Skurge charges across the ring and attacks Wrath. distracting Hale momentarily. SYB blocks Seamus’ Irish whip attempt and kicks him square in the junk! JERSEY TURNPIKE! Hale turns around to see Seamus writhing in pain. SYB goes to the middle turnbuckle and lands a fist drop. Hale drops down and counts the 1…2….3!
WINNERS in 8:29 - IHOP!
DAVIN MORELAND vs. VOLTAGE
Jobber Voltage is already in the ring without an entrance and with a far-away look in his eye. “Pull Me Under” fires up through the PA and the home-field crowd in Woonsocket at the Brother Adelard Arena rises to their feet as one. Davin Moreland appears at the top of the ramp as the heavy part of the song kicks in; and the crowd starts a “Da-Vin” chant. He slaps hands and plays to the crowd before he gets to the ring area. He does the IMPRESSIVE LEAP onto the apron and ANOTHER IMPRESSIVE LEAP over the ropes. He hasn’t done that in a while. He climbs each turnbuckle in acknowledgement to the crowd, holding his arm up where his belt used to be. After the crowd and Davin finish their love-fest with each other; he hums his shirt and hat into the crowd, and nods to referee Angelo Barros, who lives in nearby Fall River, MA. Barros checks to see both workers are alive; spends an extra second with Jobber Voltage, but determines he’s good to go…Barros calls for the bell, and WE’RE UNDERWAY! Collar and Elbow tie-up to start and Davin easily gains the advantage and works quickly into a side headlock. He runs the ropes with the headlock applied…REAL BULLDOG. Davin picks Jobber Voltage up off the mat. Chop-WOO, Chop-WOO, Chop-WOO backs JV into the corner. Whip into the opposite turnbuckle, and Davin follows JV in with a HUGE splash. JV is woozy. Davin quickly picks JV up, and hits a MILITARY PRESS SLAM TO THE OUTSIDE! I think he broke the Sri Lankan announce table. Davin surveys the situation and one-hops the turnbuckle nearest Jobber Voltage. He turns back toward the ring…MOONSAULT lands cleanly on JV. Jobber Voltage is a bloody mess all of a sudden. Davin pick JV up out of the Sri Lankan Announce Table rubble and whips him into the ring post. As Jobber Voltage falls backward directly into Moreland, Davin promptly whips JV into the ring steps, sending them flying. A little barrier related offense, a couple of Chop-WOOs, and Moreland is able to perch Jobber Voltage onto the turnbuckle, facing the crowd. He ducks in the ring as Barros is paying very little attention to everything; I don’t think he even started a count. Davin does the “Kurt Angle Memorial Run up the Ropes” and locks in for a GERMAN SUPERPLEX off the top. Davin, not done apparently, picks JV up again and perches him on the top turnbuckle…SWEET DREAMS! This one is over. Wait, not yet…Davin picks up Jobber Voltage again and whips him to the ropes and drills him with a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER! And that’s gotta be it…wait…nope…what is he doing? Davin grabs Jobber Voltage’s legs, turns him over and…no…SCORPION DEATH LOCK! What a slap in the face that is! Actually, that’s funny on 3 or 4 different levels. Anyway, Barros doesn’t even to check on Jobber Voltage, he just calls for the bell.
WINNER by SUBMISSION in 7:38 – Davin Moreland!
FIRECHILD vs. RYAN HARDCORE
Firechild enters first, looking fit and healthy, although his busted nose from last week is still clearly visible. He has a mike and gets straight to the point.
FC- "Fonzie MacCrappington. Last week I think I made a statement, and I've shown that no matter how many guys you throw at me, no matter what you hit me with, I'm not going down for your convenience - unlike Viper. (Crowd laughter.) No matter what happens tonight, or in the next 63 days, you know that I am going to be there waitng, with weapons in my hand and hatred in my heart to take away all that you hold dear, your health, your wealth, your title and your dignity. Just to make sure you can't say you weren’t warned. BUT, in the meantime, it'd be nice to see if young Hardcore has the will to show what he is made of here in the OOWF, to show that he aspires one day to be more than your underling. To see if he is willing to take me on, man on man, with no outside help from the LOAD....sorry, LOADED. Well Ryan, are you willing, or are you just Fonzie's pawn, now and forever?"
Firechild drops the mike, slides into the ring and gets his usual ovation as he throws devil horns at the crowd from the turnbuckles, then jumps back into the ring to await his opponent. Ryan Hardcore enters, with Lauren Phoenix and makes his usual high energy ring entrance. Firechild stands at the back of the ring, leaning on the ropes as Hardcore kisses Lauren with a whole pile of passion, clearly as much for Flame and the crowd's benefit as hers, then tells her to go to the back. Lauren looks shocked and offended, but Hardcore insists and she flounces to the back, much to Razz' disgust! Hardcore and Firechild go nose to nose in the middle of the ring, with a bit of smack being talked, then Firechild extends a hand for a RoH style handshake. Hardcore looks at him and spits on HIS hand, then slaps Firechild across the face. Firechild wipes the drool away and without missing a beat, rugby tackles Hardcore to the mat, and starts wailing away with stiff punches as the referee rings the bell. Hardcore manages to roll on top and lands some nasty shots on Firechild's hurt nose, before breaking free and rolling out of the ring for a breather. Firechild takes a second to get to his feet, the grabs the referee and wipes the saliva off his face with the official's shirt! The ref is incensed and remonstrates Firechild, who completely ignores him and rolls out of the ring to chase Hardcore. Hardcore is ready however, and has pulled a trash can lid from under the ring, which he smacks Firechild in the face with, out of sight of the referee. Firechild staggers back and Hardcore nails him with a dropkick that sends him tumbling awkwardly backwards over the ring steps. Hardcore stays on the offensive and grabs Firechild's legs and sends him face first into the turnbuckle with a wheelbarrow toss! Firechild collapses in a heap at ringside, and Hardcore rolls under the bottom rope to break the ten count. Hardcore drags the bleeding Firechild upright and rolls him under the bottom rope and into the ring. Back in and he stalks Flame as he gets to his feet, then as Firechild watusis into position, he drops him with the Facial and covers for 1-2 NO! Firechild gets his foot on the ropes! Ryan gets to his feet and drags Firechild into the middle of the ring, then grabs his legs and tries to lock in the D-Tuner! Firechild fights the move but Hardcore locks it in! Firechild is struggling in the middle of the ring, very very close to suffering the ignominy of losing to his own move, but he presses up and starts dragging himself to the ropes. Hardcore struggles to hold on, but for once Firechild has a height and weight advantage and uses it to tortuously make it to the ropes. Hardcore lets go after a three count (the ref counting VERY slowly) and charges across the ring, bounces off the ropes and nails Firechild in the balls with a baseball slide. Firechild ROARS in agony as Hardcore gets cockily to his feet. He climbs the turnbuckle and waits for Firechild to get to his feet as he lines up the Pearl Necklace. Firechild drags himself up with the ropes, and obligingly turns straight into Hardcore's sights and Ryan launches himself off the top rope, but Flame drops to one knee and arm, drags Hardcore out of mid air, sending him sliding out of the ring with a crash! Firechild sucks air in the ring, as Hardcore takes a LONG time. To get to his feet. The referee takes some time to start a ten count, and counts very slowly, which we can see Firechild noticing. Hardcore gets to his feet at five, but Firechild drags himself up and launches himself over the top rope, taking himself and Hardcore down to the mat, and the official stops the count. Firechild hurt his (already damaged) back on the landing, and Hardcore recovers the advantage, lifting Firechild upright and whipping him into the ring apron, back first! Firechild winces in pain, and Hardcore grabs him as he staggers forward and snaps off a neat suplex, then pops his hips and lifts both men up for a second, then pops his hips, and snaps off a suplex again to complete the Threesome. Ryan rolls into the ring, and the official starts counting Firechild out, and starts counting pretty damned fast! Firechild realizes this, and slides into the ring, just in time at the eight count, but having taken no time to recuperate, this allows Hardcore to again take the advantage and he starts stomping a mud hole down on Firechild. Firechild takes a hell of a beating, and then Hardcore breaks off and poses for the crowd, before stalking Firechild for a Facial. Firechild drags himself to his feet, and Hardcore hooks him, but Flame elbows clear, twists Hardcore's arm and hooks HIM for the Wings of the Phoenix! Firechild nails the move, but is too tired to capitalize and when he eventually covers it is for a (very slowly counted) 2. Firechild and Hardcore are up together and exchange blows, with Hardcore attempting to hook Firechild for a Facial but Firechild elbows out again, hooks a DevilDriver and covers straight away for 1............2...............NO! The count was noticeably slow, and Firechild gets up and gets straight in the officials face. It turns out that the match official is Hightower, who looms over Firechild, and points to the snot stain on his shirt as explanation. Firechild is incensed and makes the international sign for 'it was a damned three count' to the biased referee. Hightower's face breaks into an uncharacteristic grin and he shakes his head mockingly. Firechild is about to grab the official by the lapels when Hardcore schoolboys him from behind, and with a BLATANT handful of tights makes the cover for the fastest EVER 1-2-3!
WINNER via pin-fall in 12:18 is Ryan HARDCORE!
Hardcore rolls quickly out of the ring, and Lauren bounces down to ringside and they make out as the ring announcer shouts Hardcore's name. Firechild is dumbfounded in the ring, but his sights fall on the referee Davis Hightower who is consulting with the timekeeper from the apron. Firechild gets to his feet and starts stalking the referee, to the amusement of the crowd, and when Hightower turns around, he gets a boot to the gut and eats a Wings of the Phoenix! Hightower sells the move like he needs a stretcher, and Firechild acclaims the applause of the crowd, only for Hardcore to nail him in the back with a chair! Firechild eats canvas as Hardcore blasts him several times with the chair, and Firechild eventually rolls out of the ring with Hardcore in pursuit, scenting blood. Hardcore catches up with Firechild on the outside and kicks him in the back of the leg, sending him sprawling in front of the announce desks. Hardcore holds the chair aloft over Firechild as Flame slips something out of his pocket. Lauren sees something and jumps in between Firechild and Hardcore just as he is about to bring the chair crashing down, and just as Firechild sends a fireball into Hardcore's face! Lauren takes the bulk of the fireball's blow and screams the building down, as Hardcore and (after a bit) a host of EMTs and OOWF officials attend to her. Firechild looks regretful, but as the rest of LOADED charge down to help Hardcore, he jumps the barricade and escapes through the stunned and silent crowd.
CAPELLAN vs. ECOSYSTEM vs. LD WILLIAMS – Winner gets an OOWF Title Shot Next Week
Capellan enters the ring first, soaking up the cheers from the crowd. Ecosystem enters next to a smattering of boos. LD Williams is the final man to enter the ring and he looks ready for a fight. All three men stare each other down as the referee calls for the bell. This match is underway! Capellan and Ecosystem lock up first and Eco pushes Capellan into the corner. Before he can continue the assault, however, LD Williams jumps Eco from behind and lays into the back of Eco's head with lefts and rights. Eco staggers and LD catches him with a GERMAN SUPLEX! As LD gets up Capellan uses this to his advantage and nails Williams with a MISSLE DROPKICK. Capellan looks to keep the momentum up and quickly climbs his way to the top of the turnbuckle. Capellan jumps OVER a prone LD Williams and attempts to land a frog splash on Ecosystem. Eco just barely manages to roll out of the way and Capellan CRASHES AND BURNS! Ecosystem is the first one to his feet and pulls Capellan up with him. Eco whips Capellan into the ropes. Capellan bounces back and Eco jumps over him, sending Capellan into a HUGE CLOTHESLINE from LD Williams. Capellan writhes in pain on the mat as Eco and Williams go at it. The two trade punches, neither one wanting to give an inch. The two continue to trade blows, not seeing Capellan make his way to the top rope. Capellan launches himself and lands a HUGE CROSSBODY on both Ecosystem and LD Williams. Cap tries to make the cover on both of them, but the combined strength of Eco and LD easily push him off at one. All three men get to their feet and Eco and LD whip Capellan into the ropes. Eco and LD attempt a double clothesline, but Capellan ducks. On the bounce back Capellan attempts a DOUBLE DDT! Instead it gets reversed into a DOUBLE SUPLEX! Ecosystem is the first to recover and goes for the quick pin on Capellan. One...Two...LD breaks up the pin! Williams goes on the offensive and whips Ecosystem into the corner. Eco bounces out as LD whips Capellan into the same corner, and Capellan drops Eco with a SPINNING HEEL KICK. Capellan gets to his feet just in time to be caught in a NECKBREAKER by LD Williams. Williams goes for the cover...One...Two...Capellan kicks out! A seemingly frustrated Williams picks up Capellan, floors him with a RUNNING FOREARM and then locks in the STF! Capellan looks like he's in a world of hurt as he desperately reaches for the ropes. Williams tightens his grip as Capellan tries to will himself toward the ropes. Capellan's face is turning red as he struggles, but it doesn't look like he is going to be able to make it to the ropes. Out of nowhere Ecosystem comes crashing in with a RUNNING DROPKICK that connects square with LD's jaw. Capellan pulls himself out of the ring to regain his composure as Ecosystem attacks LD Williams. Eco whips LD into the ropes, then whips himself into the perpendicular rope. As the two meet in the middle Eco catches LD with a FACEBUSTER. Ecosystem continues the assault with a few stomps to LD's head and chest. Feeling he has softened him up enough, Eco picks up LD and goes for the ENDGAME! LD shoves Eco off, however, and tosses him over the top rope towards Capellan, but Cap dodges just in time and Ecosystem eats concrete alone. As Capellan tries to climb the apron and get back in the ring LD grabs Cap's hair and tries to suplex him into the ring. Capellan manages to counter and drops LD's neck across the top rope. Capellan uses this brief opening to get back into the ring and gain some momentum. Capellan hits a few stiff kicks but Williams manages to grab one of them. Capellan counters with an ENZUGIRI! Williams is flat on his back and Capellan goes for the cover. One...Two...LD Williams kicks out! Capellan continues the offensive with a flurry of punches and kicks as LD tries to fight his way to his feet. Ecosystem begins to crawl back into the ring as LD finally makes it to his feet. Capellan and Williams are now swinging wildly at one another as Ecosystem slowly makes his way over. Capellan ducks a haymaker by Williams, only to be caught by Ecosystem with a JAWBREAKER. LD Williams figures "What the hell?" and begins swinging on Eco because, after all, a fight is a fight. Eco manages to gain the upper hand and begins to work LD into the corner. Eco finally backs LD all the way into the corner and stomps at him until he is in a seated position. Just then Capellan pops to his feet and takes a swing at Eco, but Eco counters and whips Capellan towards LD Williams. Capellan grabs the top ropes on either side of the turnbuckle and slingshots his feet directly into LD's face! LD's head snaps back violently and he might be out. Capellan jumps back up to his feet, but Ecosystem is right there to catch him with a boot to the midsection. Eco tries to follow up with a DDT, but Capellan counters with the VINDICATOR! Cap floats over and makes the pin. One...Two...Thr...LD breaks up the pin! He must have had just enough left to pull himself out of the corner to break that up! Capellan looks angry and charges at LD, but Williams ducks and tosses Capellan over the top rope to the outside! LD then picks up Ecosystem a drops him with a MASSIVE DDT! Eco looks dead! One...Two...Three!
WINNER in 15:12 - LD Williams
ERIC O’MAC vs. THE DEAD – OOWF Onslaught Championship 15 Minute Beat the Clock Match
The bell rings and O'Mac immediately finds a member of the audience he needs to exchange abuse with. He slides outside and exchanges words for an eight count, while The Dead stands impassively mid-ring. Then Eric rolls in to break the count, and straight back out again to continue his face-off with crowd member 546. So this is how it's going to go, eh? Eight count, and Eric rolls in again – and then gets an assisted departure from the ring as The Dead basement dropkicks him into next week. Both men on the outside now, and Dead whips the E into the guardrails and then delivers a couple of WOOO! chops. Switch around, the E returns the favor, then both men sprint to the ring to beat the ten count. Lock-up. The E gets the advantage and goes behind. Switch and switch again, before O'Mac uses the old "foot in the back of the knee" to force Dead down and slap on a chin lock. Eric works the move like it's the most awesome submission of awesomeness in the history of awesome, demanding the ref ask Dead the question. The Dead tires of this and reaches back to rake the eyes, then snaps O'Mac down with a DDT and looks for the Deathlock, but The E scrambles into the ropes. The Dead breaks, but when it becomes clear O'Mac is in no hurry to get back up, Dead moves in on him again. The ref intercedes, demanding he stay back, but in the circumstances Dead isn't going to listen, and shoves the official aside. TD leans over the E, who promptly scissors his legs and sends Dead throat first into the ropes. Eric chokes his opponent on the ropes for a 4.5 count, then hauls him back and slaps on another chin lock. Obviously O'Mac's strategy is to wear down his opponent and the clock with a series of rest ... uh, "submission" holds. Russ is of course outraged at this cheap tactic, though he grudgingly admits that it's an effective one. The Dead obviously agrees, because he fires up, near-baby face style, and goes on a tear of kicks and punches that send O'Mac reeling round the ring like a Freshman at the end of a kegger. The E won't go down easily though, and even when Dead finally plants him into the mat, O'Mac manages to roll the shoulder at 2.5, then looks for a schoolboy roll-up, which gets a 2. Second wind for O'Mac, and the two men battle back and forth. The Dead finally hits a release suplex, but O'Mac flips his whole body over in the air, and lands on his feet. "You can't see me" hand gesture at the prone Dead. Fist drop. Misses as the Dead rolls aside. Maybe some of the WWE superstars should take that hint. TD on the offensive once more, but O'Mac just manages to stay ahead of the other man's biggest moves, and fires back each time the Dead's momentum wavers. Both men are obviously keenly aware of the match stipulation, as the Dead takes more and more risks in looking to finally plant The E for a three count, and O'Mac takes every opportunity to slow the pace down, even twice dodging behind the official to make the Dead pull up short. When O'Mac goes to the well for a third time, however, The Dead has it scouted: he runs diagonally past the ref, springboards off the ropes, and Tornado DDTs O'Mac so hard it’s a wonder the other man's skull isn't crushed. This one is OVER! TD rolls The E onto his back and covers. 1! 2! And the bell goes for a time limit draw just before the referee can make the three count. A still wobbly E is helped to the back while a frustrated Dead remains in the middle of the ring. The question on everyone's – well, the commentators' – lips is: Will tonight's events affect their alliance?
WINNER – VIA TIME LIMIT DRAW – ERIC O'MAC is STILL your Onslaught Champion!
PHANTOS & LUCIOS vs. THE HEELS vs. THE MIDNIGHT SONS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Triple Threat Match
Johnny and AA enter first sporting their version of the OOWF tag team titles. Phantos & Lucios follow, and storm the ring and we have a brawl. Magnusson and Hansen hit the ring soon thereafter, and it's officially a pier sixer! DHM decks Lucios and Spin tackles AA. It's mayhem on Mayhem! Phantos super kicks Johnny out of the ring, but Hansen hammers Phantos from behind. Lucios bails out his partner, and Magnusson is over to help. AA tries to sneak up on them, but Spin and Lucios simultaneously turn and deck Capps. DDT for Phantos, but Lucios fights out of the corner and heptoses Hansen over the top and to the floor. So DHM and Lucios have at it, but Johnny reaches in from the floor and trips up Magnusson and drags him out to the floor. Johnny kicks the crap out of him, but Hansen sneaks around the corner and MURDERS Johnny with a LARIAT~! AA comes off the apron with a double axe handle on both Spin and DHM, but then Phantos uses a grounded Lucios as a springboard and hits a corkscrew plancha onto AA. Lucios follows out and we brawl on the floor, with P&L having their way. But not for long, as Johnny hotshots Phantos onto the announce table, and DHM reverses an Irish whip and sends Lucios to the railing. The Heels work over Phantos while the Sons toss Lucios into the crowd. AA and Johnny bail to the ring and ask the ref for a count, but Junior Hale points behind them, where Spin and Magnusson are waiting for them. The Heels beg off, unsuccessfully of course and the Sons kick the shit out of them, AA and Johnny selling all over the place and back out of the ring. DHM and Spin follow out, but Phantos and Lucios are back up and nail them! P&L and the Sons brawl while the Heels grab their tag team title belts and try to sneak around to make a hit. But they get caught by Hansen and Lucios and AA and Johnny run away, around the ring... until Phantos and Magnusson CLOBBER THEM, sending the belts right back into their faces with a super kick and a forearm shiver respectively. AA and Johnny are dead. Crowd pops good for that, and P&L and the Sons look around... then continue to braw; at ringside. Referee Hale sees the brawl, sees Johnny and AA dead, and decides this just isn't worth it and rings the bell.
WINNER in who the hell knows, it never really started: NO CONTEST.
F.FONZWORTH MACCAPPINGTON III vs. FIREWOMAN – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match
We’ve heard word from the back that something special is planned for Firewoman’s new entrance and it looks like both Alexander Darling and Eric O’Mac want an up close viewing of it. Both quietly come out onto the stage and stand off on one side looking at the entrance. After a moment this begins to play [url=”Hollaback Girl”[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFqGM5fE3rw[/url] Firewoman comes out in her normal wrestling attire and a step behind her is Alexis Darling with her black briefcase. She’s holding the briefcase up high and this is the first time we’ve ever seen a smirk on Alexis’ face as she tries to hold back her laughter. Firewoman is about to head down the ramp when Alexis stops her and motions to the side where Eric and Alexander are standing. Both guys look at each other and smile before nodding at each other. They each clap twice and the music gets softer for a second. Then it gets really loud and it’s because there is a live marching band in the building and they’re coming out onto the stage. And with them is a cheerleading team. Firewoman shakes her head and sighs as the team gets into position behind her. From left to right, the cheerleaders start yelling out letters…Give me an F…I…R…E…W…O…M…A…N…FIREWOMAN!!! Firewoman is glaring at her stable mates when Alexander gives the sign to cut the music and start playing Firewoman’s legitimate entrance music; “Firewoman” by The Cult starts. Eric and Alexander make their way over to Fire and give her a few last-minute words of encouragement before bumping fists and heading to the back. Firewoman and Alexis complete their journey down to the ring while they wait for the champ. Vivaldi’s “Spring” starts to play and the pompous Intercontinental Champion, F. Fonzworth MacCappington with his butler, Lance, steps into the arena. He slowly makes his way down to the ring and waits for Lance to hold the ropes open for him. FFM steps into the ring and looks at the two women on the other side of the ring and laughs. He tells Lance to grab a microphone.
F. Fonzworth MacCappington: Pardon me peasants. I said silence Woonsocket. Lance…do me a favor and remove these two women from the ring. I have a title match right now, I do not need to be serviced at the moment.
Firewoman gets right up in FFM’s face, well his chest as the distinct height disadvantage becomes quite a sight.
FFM: I said go away little girl. I have man’s business to attend to now.
Firewoman nods a little and turns around for a split second and begins to walk towards Alexis before stopping and spinning a huge roundhouse kick right to FFM’s face. MacCappington drops his title as he staggers back. Sterling Glaw calls for the bell as Lance grabs the IC title and scurries out of the ring. We’re underway here in this title match on Mayhem. Firewoman hasn’t let up from her opening roundhouse kick and continues to push FFM around the ring with an array of punches, chops, and kicks. She has yet to get the big man off his feet and finally FFM has had enough and picks up Firewoman and tosses her into the corner. FFM laughs at how easily it was to toss Fire aside and charges her in the corner, but she’s too quick and ducks under the attack and she jumps back with a standing enzuguri. FFM is staggered and Fire looks to press. She heads to the opposite corner and takes a running start before nailing FFM with a dropkick into the corner. Fonzie is wobbling and FW continues to go full-out. Another running charge from the opposite corner and another dropkick. MacCappington is about to go down and Fire goes for it one more time. To the opposite corner, she charges FFM, but no…this time she gets caught. FFM with the massive sidewalk slam and FW is down. FFM shakes himself clear from the early offense Firewoman gave him and now he starts in on the attack. MacCappington uses his huge power advantage and just starts kicking the prone Fire. He’s being very methodical in his attack though as he takes a stroll around the ring and laughs at the fans in between each kick. This is giving FW the opportunity to recover, but each one of FFM’s kicks is doing massive damage to Fire. But she continues to fight to her feet and after one of FFM’s strolls, Woman makes it back to her feet. As MacCappington goes for another kick, FW barely dodges it and gets behind FFM where she hits a chop block to the back of FFM’s left knee. His knee buckles a bit and Fire does it again. The knee is shaking and one last chop block brings MacCappington to a knee. FW charges off the ropes and nails a beautiful shining wizard on Fonzie. She goes for the cover, but gets tossed off fast after only a 1 count. Firewoman refuses to let that curb her attack and she’s following a perfect stick-and-move mentality. The problem is this allows MacCappington to recover and after a few minutes of FW’s quick offense of strikes like spin kicks and high-risk moves like flying body presses off the top rope; MacCappington recovers enough and catches Firewoman in mid-air after she comes off the top rope one too many times. Once caught in mid-air, FFM tosses Firewoman high up in the air and catches her on his shoulders and plants her with a Samoan drop. Oh wow, the impact on that had to have messed up Firewoman’s internal organs and it looks like FFM has had enough of the games. He starts really working over FW with slams and splashed and hard strikes. Alexis is on the outside banging on the apron trying to get Firewoman to fight back, but there is a deeply concerned look on her face as she sees the beating FW is taking. MacCappington picks Firewoman up on his shoulder and hits a running power slam in the center of the ring. He goes for the lazy cover and Fire barely slips her shoulder out at the 2 count. We see FFM stand up and there’s a slight bit of blood running down Firewoman’s mouth. Oh god, it looks like she has some internal bleeding and it only gets worse as FFM bounces off the ropes and hits a splash on FW. Another lazy cover and again FW slips a shoulder out at two. Firewoman starts coughing on the mat and more blood starts pouring out her mouth. Glaw pushes FFM back to a neutral corner and takes a look at FW to see if she’s able to continue. She pushes Glaw away and just as Alexis jumps up on the apron, Firewoman yells at her to get down. Alexis actually looks concerned but follows Fire’s command and jumps down to the floor. Sterling says Fire can continue and as soon as he moves out of the way, FFM charges and just bulrushes Firewoman down to the mat. Shockingly, she bounces right back to her feet.
FFM charges FW again, but Firewoman barely gets out of the way. A second time and Firewoman manages to get out of the way again. A third charge and this time once FW gets out of the way, she nails FFM with a drop kick right to the knee. Due to the damage earlier in the match, FFM buckles right away and collapses to the mat. Firewoman sensing opportunity goes for the whole enchilada and bounces off one rope, over the downed FFM and jumps to the second rope…FIRESAULT. She stays on top FFM…making the cover.
1…
2…
MacCappington barely kicks out.
Firewoman almost with the huge upset. She keeps pressing now and uh oh, she could be making a mistake here as she drags Fonzie to his feet. She seems to be weighing her options know as she she’s got MacCappington standing up and quick as a cat she jumps up and looks to going for a Franken-Fire. But she doesn’t have the strength to rotate FFM over and he looks to reverse it into a power bomb. But as we all know “YOU CAN’T POWERBOMB FIREWOMAN” and she plants FFM with a face buster. Another cover…1…2…FFM just barely gets his shoulder up. He’s in trouble now and tries to roll to the outside but Fire stops him and drags him back into the ring. She picks up MacCappington to a standing position again and…
OH
MY
GOD
Firewoman just scoop slammed the massive F. Fonzworth MacCappington. She has him in perfect position near the corner and YES, she’s going for it. It’s the Best Firesault Ever. This is it. She has him now…Firewoman makes the cover and Glaw gets down to make the count.
ONE…
TWO…
And nothing…the ref has been pulled out of the ring by Lance. Lance goes to hit Glaw but before he connects, his hand is grabbed by Alexis Darling. Lance turns around and goes to hit Alexis but she ducks under and picks Lance up on her shoulders…HOLY SHIT, Burning Hammer by Alexis Darling to Lance on the concrete. Lance may be dead. Alexis gets up and looks in the ring as Firewoman stares down at her. The two women nod at each other as Glaw gets back in the ring. As soon as Glaw gets back in the ring though, FFM rolls up Firewoman with a school girl…1…2…No, Firewoman survives to keep fighting. And MacCappington is pissed. Firewoman has all the momentum right now and MacCappington looks around to try and figure out his next move. He sees Alexis standing over Lance as blood pours from his head. He looks to the back, but for some reason there is no help coming. He sees Firewoman about to attack again and MacCappington decides he’s had enough of this and pulls Sterling Glaw toward him and decks him with a right hand. Glaw falls to the mat and shakes his head, and he has no choice but to call for the bell. F. Fonzworth MacCappington sighs and rolls out of the ring. He grabs his title in one hand and heads towards Alexis and Lance. Alexis gets out of his way and gets into the ring with Firewoman. MacCappington picks up Lance with his other hand and throws him over his other shoulder and leaves the OOWF Arena still the Intercontinental Champion.
WINNER – in 25:24 as a result of a Disqualification…Firewoman.
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Post by mooseheadjack on Jul 29, 2008 21:02:35 GMT -5
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. ALEXANDER DARLING – No Disqualification Street FightMoosehead Jack comes back to the ring to the shock of the crowd. He rolls under the ropes with a mic. it appears that the OOWF is on the verge of a civil war, and Rick, it is ALL your doing. You pushed and pushed, and for a long time you got your way, but those days are about to come to a close. But before we can get to that, there is someone in the back who doesn’t appear to like the way things are being done, someone who is fond of running his mouth, so Alexander Darling, you have something to prove, get out here and lets finish this now.Alexander Darling comes to the ring, by himself, heads straight to the ring and rolls under the bottom rope and goes nose to nose with Moose. They begin to argue and Darling backhands Moose, Moose turns back and a small trickle of blood is running from his lip, Moose rears back and catches Sop with a swipe across the forehead. Darling spins in his tracks, but quickly looks back to Moose and there is a slice on his forehead and blood is starting to run down Darling’s face. That’s when we see that Moose has one hand taped for a Taipei Death match. Darling wipes the blood off his forehead and flicks it in Moose’s face, then nails him with a knee to the midsection and throws him between the ropes and follows him to the outside. Darling pulls Moose up and runs him back first into the apron, then grabs a cord from the floor and loops it around Moose’s throat and chokes him out. With Moose down on the floor, Darling grabs a chair and slams it down across Moose’s back. Moose tries to slide away toward the steps, but Darling pursues him, Moose gains the advantage by grabbing Darling and pulling him into the steel ring post. Darling’s skull echoes off the post with a sickening thud. Moose is immediately on Darling and hammers him with shots from the glass covered fist, until Darling is pouring blood. We see Alexis come half way down the ramp and stop and stare at the horror. Darling gets his second wind and shoves Moose off and tries to get to his feet, but Moose is up first and catches Darling with a boot to the side of the head, then drags him over to the ramp and shoots a glance at Alexis, then plants Darling on the steel with a DDT. Moose gets to his feet and he and Alexis stare each other down for a moment, then Moose heads back to the ring, grabs a barbed wire bat and climbs on the apron, gets a running start and tries to drive the bat into Darling’s chest, but Alexander moves out of the way at the last second and Moose crashes and burns. Darling gets to his feet and pulls Moose up and hits a snap suplex on the ramp, then grabs the bat and stands over Moose and repeatedly drives it into his face. Darling stares at Moose for a moment watching the blood stream off of his forehead, then grabs his foot and pulls him to the top of the ramp and sets Moose up for a crucifix bomb that would send him off the stage to the floor, but Moose blocks it and nails Darling with a low blow and plants him on the stage with a DDT. Moose pulls Darling to his feet and slams him face first into the OOTron. Darling staggers and Moose nails him with a spinning fist to the neck that sends him staggering back through the entrance. Now backstage, the fight continues, neither man is able to keep the advantage for long. Darling catches Moose with an elbow between the eyes that staggers Moose, Darling charges, but Moose side steps and shoves Darling through the doors and down a flight of stairs. Darling is lying on the landing writhing in pain, Moose staggers around for a moment, then comes out with a logging chain. Moose climbs down a few steps and waits for Darling to get to his feet, Moose leaps and catches Darling between the eyes with a chain wrapped fist. Darling hits the floor like a sack of bricks and Moose loops the chain around Darling’s throat and throws him over the railing. Darling lands on the floor with another thud and Moose begins to pull on the chain. As he is about to pull Darling off his feet, he stops. Through another set of doors walks LD Williams, Attitude Adjuster, Johnny Adrenaline, The Dead and Eric O’Mac. Moose drops the chain and LD plants Darling on the floor with a DDT and everyone except Eric stomps a mudhole in Darling. Johnny and AA pull Darling to his feet and Dead NAILS him with the Close the Casket. Darling slams into the wall, and Moose grabs him and DRILLS him with a heart punch. Darling crumples to the floor and Moose covers. A referee appears and makes the one, two, three while Alexis stands on the landing staring blankly in horror. WINNER in 18:59 – Moosehead Jack After the match Moose staggers to his feet and LJ Bennett appears alongside Eric. Moose reaches out to Darling and offers him his hand to help him to his feet. Darling looks around at the others standing around him waiting for his decision. Finally Darling takes Moose’s hand and Moose pulls him to his feet. The two men go nose to nose for a moment, but not a word is said. Darling turns and walks away, Alexis follows him, pushing her way through the crowd, being sure to completely avoid Moose. STANK vs. DONOVAN VIPER – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchViper is out first. He is not accompanied by L.O.A.D.E.D., and doesn’t acknowledge or even seem to notice the crowd as he storms to the ring. He warms up briefly and glares up the aisle as the champion makes his entrance. Stank walks calmly to the ring, holds up the belt, and hands it to referee Mel Creech, Stank and Viper go nose to nose as Creech calls for the bell. They lock up and Stank takes an immediate advantage, backing Viper into the corner. He throws a haymaker, but Viper ducks and drives a knee into his midsection. Stank doubles over, and Viper drives an elbow into the back of his neck, following up with a spinning neck breaker. Viper rolls to his feet, hits the ropes, and drives an elbow into his throat. He covers, but Stank kicks out with authority at two. Viper gets right up and goes back on the attack. He gets a few punches in, but Stank fights his way back to his feet. They slug it out, and Stank gets the better of it. Viper stops him short with a thumb to the eye, but before he can press the advantage, Stank snatches and throws him with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex. Viper flies most of the way across the ring and lands hard. He gets slowly to his feet, just in time to be steamrolled into the corner by a Stank avalanche. Stank pulls him forward and lifts him for the Stank-U, but Viper goes with the momentum, drops off Stank’s shoulders, and reverses into a reverse DDT. Mel starts a double count, and reaches six before they stir. Stank is up first, and runs at Viper as he uses the ropes to pull himself up. Viper drops out of the way, and Stank just manages to keep himself in the ring. A dropkick from Viper knocks him off balance and sends him over the ropes to the floor. Viper steps through the ropes and, as Stank gets up, runs along the apron and launches into a flying clothesline. Viper attacks with punches, then pulls Stank up and slams his head into the railing. Viper goes for a suplex but the champion blocks, picking Viper up, turning, and dropping him face first through the Bulgarian announce table. Stank slides into the ring to break the count, then returns to the floor. Stank pulls Viper out of the rubble and gets caught by a low blow. Viper picks up a piece of broken table and slams it into Stank’s head, drawing blood. He wraps a cable around Stank’s neck and chokes him, turning the blood flow into a fountain. Mel makes a half-hearted attempt to convince Viper to release him. As they discus the situation, Stank works his way to one knee and reaches back, snapmaring Viper onto the rubble and following up with a series of brutal punches to the face. Mel starts to tell him to get back into the ring, but Stank’s glare causes him to reconsider. Stank pulls Viper up and runs his head into the ring apron, then stuffs him into the ring. As Stank climbs onto the apron, Viper kicks his leg and the champion drops to one knee, with his head draped over the second rope. Viper throws all his weight behind a rising elbow that hits Stank square in the nose and sets off another shower of blood. Stank’s head snaps back against the top rope and he crumples on the apron. Viper gets slowly to his feet and drags the big man into the ring. He covers, but Stank rolls a shoulder at two. Viper waits for Stank to get to his feet and launches into a Death Elbow. Stank ducks, and drives a fist into the back of Viper’s head. He holds Viper from behind and headbuts the back of his skull. Viper’s eyes roll back into his head and he sags. Stank starts to set up a move, but tosses him aside and glares up the aisle as L.J. Bennett and L.D. Williams walk to the ring. Bennett waves to Mel, who leaves the ring to talk to him. With Stank distracted, Viper drags himself to his feet and grabs him from behind, pinning his arms. Williams grabs the title belt and slides into the ring. Amazingly, Stank doesn’t move out of the way, and Williams pastes him with the belt. The Champion falls like he’s been shot. Williams drops the belt and turns to Viper. They bump fists – and Williams kicks Viper in the stomach and DDT’s him on the belt! Williams slides out of the ring and grabs a chair. He slides it into the ring beside Stank, then returns to Bennett, who breaks off his conversation with Mel and sends him back into the ring. Viper slowly stirs, blood dripping from his head onto the World Title. He gets his feet under him and stands up, clutching the belt. He turns to Stank, who’s just made it to his feet, and swings the belt, but Stank blocks it with the chair. Both men stagger backwards, and Stank takes a wild swing, clipping Viper with the edge of the chair. Viper stumbles, but does not go down, and slams the belt into Stank’s head. Mel makes an attempt to regain control, but both champion and challenger swing their weapons in his direction. Mel drops to the mat to avoid the blows, and rolls out to the floor. He waves frantically to the timekeeper who rings the bell. WINNER - No Contest, in 28:36. After the match: Security floods the ring, managing to separate Stank and Viper and keep them from going after Williams and Bennett. Williams points at Stank and makes the universal sign for “I want the belt” as he backs up the aisle. Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF MADNESS Pay Per View! Live March 30th From Warminster, Pennsylvania! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem Live! March 12th from Mianus, Connecticut!
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