OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Bor-Ondor, Mongolia
”THE RIOT ACT” TYSON KINCAID vs. JOEY KEILBASAKielbasa is the Polish Hardcore Wrestling Federation TV champion, and he is making an appearance for the first time in the OOWF. He is facing OOWF new comer “The Riot Act” Tyson Kincaid. Kincaid makes his way to the ring and springs over the top rope and gets a nice reaction from the crowd. The referee calls for the bell and the two men circle and lock up. Kielbasa immediately rakes the eyes and knees Kincaid in the mid section doubling him over in pain. Kielbasa hits the ropes and tries a fameasser, but Kincaid moves out of the way and he gets nothing but mat. Kincaid hits a standing moonsault and gets a one count. Both men spin to their feet and Kielbasa tries a spinning heel kick, but Kincaid ducks it and catches him with a chokeslam into a back breaker across the knee. Kielbasa howls in pain, but Kincaid doesn’t give him a moment to rest, pulling him to his feet and sending him to the ropes and catching him with a release belly to belly suplex that sends Kielbasa under the ropes to the floor. Inside the ring, Kincaid gets a running start, springs to the top rope, pauses for a second, then spins around and hits a PERFECT moonsault to the outside that catches Kielbasa and drives him to the floor. The crowd pops big for this and starts a RI-OT RI-OT chant. Kincaid rolls Kielbasa back into the ring and grabs his legs and catapults him into the corner, then gets to his feet and catches him with a spring board spinning wheel kick that sends Kielbasa back to the mat again. Kincaid covers, but only gets a two count. Kincaid pulls Kielbasa to his feet, but Joey rakes the eyes and connects with a stiff clothesline. Kielbasa pulls Kincaid to his feet and sends him to the ropes and connects with, what else, A POLISH HAMMER! Kincaid falls to the mat and Kielbasa covers, but he only gets a two count before Kincaid rolls his shoulder and escapes. Kielbasa taunts the crowd for a moment, then slowly makes his way to the corner and climbs the ropes. Kielbasa gets to the top, but before he can do anything Kincaid kips to his feet and charges to the corner and springs up and catches Kielbasa right on the back of the head with a perfect enzuguri! Kielbasa flops down on the corner and Kincaid climbs the ropes and superplexes him back into the ring, floats over and gets a two count. Kincaid pulls Kielbasa to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a rolling single leg crab. Kincaid holds him there for a moment, then turns it into a STF trying for the submission. Kielbasa struggles but finally makes it to the bottom rope to force the break. Kincaid waits for Kielbasa to struggle to his feet, then runs to the corner and scales the ropes and hits the THIN AIR (moonsault into a DDT) planting Kielbasa on the mat. Kincaid rolls him over and hooks the leg and gets the one, two three!
WINNER in 6:14 – “The Riot Act” Tyson Kincaid
THE AMNESIAC vs. STEVE “MONGOL” KHANThe Amnesiac heads to the ring to polite cheers from the crowd for his OOWF debut. He shakes Referee Davis Hightower’s hand and introduces himself. The Amnesiac strips off his bright red “Real Men Wear Turquoise” T-Shirt and tosses it into the crowd. His opponent, Steve “Mongol” Khan, the Runner-Up in the 1995 East-Central Asia Thumb-Wrestling Championships, is in the ring already and sneers @ the masked man. Hightower calls for the bell and we’re underway! Mongol charges in and bullies Amnesiac into the corner. He pounds away with forearm smashes and a kick to the gut. Mongol backs up and prepares for a corner splash, but Amnesiac is ready and backdrops him out of the ring. The masked man is immediately on the top turnbuckle and lets loose with a corkscrew plancha that sends both men crashing to the arena floor. The crowd pops wildly for the newcomer. Amnesiac is up first and drags Mongol to the ring. Mongol blocks a whip and slams Amnesiac to the mat. Mongol connects with as fist drop, then pulls Amnesiac to his feet. He’s set up for the Pile driver, but Amnesiac backdrops Mongol to the mat and the crowd rallies behind Amnesiac! Irish whip and Mongol eats a spinning heel kick. Springboard back elbow. Lightning-quick deep Arm drag. And Again! And Again! After a running knee lift, Mongol gets set on the turnbuckle. Amnesiac walks the top rope, stands beside Mongol, and snaps off a picture perfect hurricanrana! Cover for 1…2…and Mongol just gets his shoulder up before 3. Amnesiac is stalking his opponent now. Dropkick! Backstabber! Bicycle kick! Tornado DDT! The crowd roars in approval. Cover for 1, but Mongol has his feet under the ropes. Hightower stops the count, and Amnesiac goes back on the offensive. A Northern Lights Suplex gets a 2 count. Stiff chops. Snap DDT. Double jump moonsault for a 2 count. Amnesiac pulls Mongol to his feet. PURE AMNESIA! Mongol is out! Amnesiac forgets to make the cover, posing for the crowd, who cheer the newcomer on. Hightower taps Amnesiac on the shoulder, and Amnesiac shakes his hand and introduces himself. Hightower points Amnesiac back to his opponent. Mongol starts to get to his feet, but before he can attack, Amnesiac grabs him and sets it up again. PURE AMNESIA! The second hangman DDT levels Mongol for good and this one is over. Amnesiac covers and gets 1…2…3!
WINNER in 6:12; The Amnesiac!
BAD vs. BLITZ & VOLTAGEBlitz and Volt jump BAD as they enter the ring and the bell sounds. They pound Seamus and Damon down and stop the hell out of them. Damon fights up first, but Blitz hops in for the double team and they knock him to the floor. however, that leaves Seamus untended to, and Blitz and Volt turn around into a nasty double clothesline. Seamus tosses Blitz over the top rope, and Blitz totally oversells it. Volt begs off but gets his ass kicked instead. Damon drags Blitz up and measures him with right hands on the floor, before taking him out with a stiff short clothesline... and dragging him up for a second one. In the ring, Seamus presses Volt overhead... and drops him crotch first on the top rope. Damon slides in and runs over with a big boot, and Volt get tangled up in the ropes. BAD kicks the shit out of him as he's caught in the ropes, and the ref gets a break to free Volt. Blitz staggers back in and Seamus peppers him with lefts and rights and Damon sneaks up from behind and puts him in a torture rack, but then FLATTENS HIM with a reverse Samoan drop. Blitz comes up bleeding hard way from the nose and powders to the floor. Volt clips Seamus from behind and chokes him out in desperation, prompting a five count from the ref. Damon walks over and waves off the five count, opting for a STIFF soccer kick to Volt's face. Now HE'S bleeding. We finally get some semblance of order as Damon and Volt isolate themselves in the ring. Damon kicks some more shit out of him, highlighted by a delayed German suplex as Wrath holds Volt over his head before dropping him awkwardly on the back of his neck. Tag to Seamus and he comes in dropping elbows, drags Volt up, elbows him back down, and then drops more elbows. Leg drop misses however and Volt crawls for the tag, and Blitz is still selling on the floor. Seamus crushes Volt from behind with an avalanche, then gets a running splash. Tag back to Damon as they're just toying with them now. Blitz finally gets back on the apron, still out of it, and Damon drags Volt over and tags Blitz in. Damon brings Blitz in over the top rope and nails him with a gut buster. Power bomb attempt is countered with a victory roll attempt... but Damon just sits on him instead. Catapult to the corner and Blitz's head hits the post. Blitz is laid out on the turnbuckle, and Seamus tags in and waltzes over for the CELTIC CROSS~! He could pin him, but what's the fun in that? Tag back to Damon, and it's a SPIKE SITOUT TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER~! Holy shit, Blitz is dead, dead, dead. Damon covers, but Seamus throws Volt into the ring to "break up the pin." High Times for Volt, and Seamus goes up top and nails Blitz with a senton splash just for the hell of it. You can count to three, thirty three, or til tomorrow.
WINNERS in 14:08: BAD
CAPELLAN vs. THE NERVE AGENT vs. MARK VANDERAll three men start by circling, but then TNA back off into a corner and indicates that he thinks Vander and Capellan should resume their match from two weeks earlier. Cap and Vander seem to disagree, and both move in Nerve's direction. TNA sees them coming: thumb to Cap's eyes! Thumb to Vander's! Upper cuts to both men as they try to clear their vision! TNA on the offensive as he grabs Cap and Vander's heads and looks to bang them together. He's bitten off more than he can chew, though: both men break free. Stiff kick from Vander to TNA's thigh! Stiff kick from Cap to TNA's back! Nerves staggers, allowing his opponents to whip him into the ropes. TNA rebounds right into stereo dropkicks to the chest! He drops and desperately rolls to the ropes. Cap shrugs, turns to Vander and gives him STIFF SLAP to the face, then a couple of hard chops to the chest. Irish whip. Cap drops to the mat but Vander manages to leap him. Vander rebounds, and Cap looks for the leapfrog, but gets caught in mid-air and SLAMMED to the mat. Vander poses for the appreciative crowd, but this gives Nerves a chance to recover. He spins Vander and lands an uppercut, then forearms the other man into the corner. TNA looks for a whip, but Vander reverses it, so instead TNA uses the momentum to leap up onto the turnbuckle, then fly back out with a cross body ... but Vander spots him coming a mile away and simply steps aside. With Nerves recovering from his landing, Vander grabs Cap and slams him to the mat for a second time. A cover gets two before TNA recovers enough to break it up with a kick to Vander's head. Nerves follows up this advantage with another kick that sends Vander to the floor, then lays the boots into Cap, but Cap grabs TNA's foot and whips him down. Both men to their feet. Forearm from Cap. TNA reels back, then uses the momentum to run the ropes, looking for a lariat, but Cap makes the leapfrog this time, and TNA rebounds straight into a leg lariat, instead. Cap idly back heels the sprawling Nerve's head, then mugs for the crowd. When will people learn not to do that? Cap turns, and walks right into a THUNDEROUS SLAP from Vander, who has finally made it back into the ring. Cap goes down like Lauren Phoenix. Cover by Vander, but TNA breaks it up again. Exchange of forearms. Vander gets the better of it and Nerves slides out to the floor for some space. After a few seconds he climbs back in, and the two men lock up. Vander gets the better of it, pushing TNA into the corner and then WAILING on him with fists and chops. But by now Cap is showing signs of life so Vander heads over to him. Irish whip into the ropes, but Cap grabs the top rope and lets his momentum carry him over to the apron, then springboards back in with a missile dropkick that sends Vander to the mat. Both men are down and now TNA is back on the attack, raking both men's faces with his boots. He covers Cap but only gets a two count, so tries some chops and a head butt on Vander instead. Vander's pissed, and lands a head butt of his own, then a series of slaps. Vander looks for an enzugiri, but TNA ducks and fires back with some stomps. TNA leaves Vander in the corner and looks for a suplex on Capellan, but Cap's recovered enough to block it, then lands a kick to Nerve's thigh, trying to cork the muscle. TNA staggers away, and Cap sees Vander pulling himself to his feet in the corner. Charge by Cap! He runs straight into a boot! TNA charges as well, leaping over the sprawled Capellan and going for a flying forearm, but Vander snatches him out of midair and SLAMS TNA down on Cap! Two for the price of one! Both Cap and TNA roll to the floor to recover, but Vander's not having that. He soars through the top and middle rope, taking out both men with a flying elbow. The ref forgets all about counting as he goes to the outside to make sure no-one's died. It seems they're OK, and the delay means that they all make it back into the ring at 8 on the belated 10 count. Vander is in the best shape and takes the offensive. A stiff kick knocks Cap into the ropes, leaving MV free to target TNA. Vander with an atomic drop, then a clothesline. Cover gets 2 before Cap manages to break it up. Cap now on the attack, with chops and knees to Vander, forcing the other man into the corner. Maybe Cap was thinking of a superplex, but TNA decides he wants to be the one who does that instead. A kick to the back throws Cap out of the ring. TNA looks to hook Vander, but the slight delay lets MV kick Nerves away. His attention is distracted by this, however. Capellan seizes the opportunity: he leaps onto the apron, then SPRINGBOARDS into a neck scissors to launch Vander out of the corner. Both men may be dead! TNA immediately slaps a figure four on a stunned Vander, looking for a tap out win. Vander fights to relieve the pressure on the knee, but can't make the ropes or turn it over. FINALLY, Cap recovers enough to come stomp on TNA's chest, which breaks the hold. A limping Vander gets to his feet and BLASTS Cap with a clothesline, then hooks a Dragon Suplex. Just as he gets Cap over his head, however, TNA flies in and clips the knee! Vander goes down, clutching at his knee as he rolls out of the ring. Cap, released in mid-air, somehow lands on his feet – just in time for a smug TNA to turn and walk right into a SUPERKICK~! Cap with the cover. Three count!
WINNER BY PINFALL IN 11:41 – CAPELLAN!
F. FONZWORTH MACCAPPINGTON III vs. ECOSYSTEMAngelo Barros is YOUR Referee!
FFM is still smarting from taking a cane to the face, and is leaning on it a bit as Lance walks with him to the ring. Eco's music hits and he peeks through the curtain, making sure FFM is alone before heading down the ramp to a surprising round of cheers. Barros manages to get FFM to at least hand the cane back to Lance before ringing the bell to start the match. FFM storms after Eco, who tries to hide behind Barros first. FFM Glowers down at Barros who stands his ground and points once at the stripes on his shirt. FFM nods then reaches OVER Barros and grabs Eco around the throat. Barros tries to break it up but ends up sandwiched between them for a couple of seconds. Both suddenly stagger backward as Barros had to "step on some toes" so that his authority is recognized. FFM gives Barros a dark look before locking up with Eco. FFM takes the early advantage and powers Eco into the corner, then ramming a few shoulder blocks into Eco's midsection. FFM then slings Eco to the opposite corner and splatters him there. Lance applauds politely, cane tucked under one arm for the moment. FFM nods approvingly to Lance as he starts putting the boots to Eco. Barros gets to four before FFM backs off, and while Barros admonishes FFM, Lance smartly raps Eco on the head with the cane. Dazed, Eco tries to climb out of the ring to go after Lance but is dragged in by a foot by an overconfident FFM. Eco maintains his balance as FFM taunts, Eco swings at FFM a couple of times, the larger MacCappington out of Eco's reach. Eco frowns and pushes off - ENZUGIRI! MacCappington staggers, and Eco flops a little closer to the ropes. Again Lance raps Eco alongside the head, but before Eco can act on it FFM drags Eco back to the center of the ring by a foot. Before Eco can get his balance back FFM yanks hard, putting Eco's back to the mat. FFM rains punches down on Eco, drawing Barros' ire once again. MacCappington explains himself to Barros as he keeps his shin over Eco's neck, leaving the poor guy thrashing around. Barros then orders MacCappington to his feet, and Eco rolls aside holding his throat. McCappington jaw jacks with Barros for a minute as Eco gets his breath back and crawls toward a corner. He climbs up, and the crowd starts to rally. FFM is aware of the noise and turns just in time to take a MISSLE DROPKICK from Eco! FFM tumbles across the ring as Eco gets his footing and chases after FFM. MacCappington rolls out of the ring and Lance is right there to towel him off a little as the crowd boos. Eco slides out and gives MacCappington a double sledge to the back. FFM staggers into Lance and Lance drops the cane! Eco turns FFM around and lands a few punches then realizes they could be counted out (Barros is at six). Eco rolls MacCappington back into the ring and slides in after him. FFM isn't able to get to his feet right away so Eco kicks him repeatedly in the ribs. MacCappington grabs the nearby ropes and Barros shoos Eco away. FFM asks Lance for the cane and the butler graciously hands it over (polished and prepared for in-ring use, of course). Barros spots this and tries to wrest the weapon from MacCappington, but the big man just yanks his hand free and storms after Eco. Barros threatens to DQ MacCappington, who thinks twice about those ramifications before just tossing the cane over his shoulder. Eco decides he might want to start running but is quickly caught and gathered up for a GREETINGS FROM PACIFIC HEIGHTS but Eco is struggling mightily! He can't get free but FFM is staggering all over the ring and he SLIPS ON THE CANE! FFM hits the mat hard and Eco lands right on top of him! MacCappington has the wind knocked out of him so Eco grabs a leg as Barros counts 3.
WINNER in 9:12 Ecosystem
After Eco gets his hand raised he spots some of Bennett's army marching down the ramp. He waves to them and dashes into the crowd to escape, carrying off MacCappington's cane as a trophy.
FIREWOMAN & THE DEAD vs. BEAST & OUTBACK JACKAn intriguing match up to come and the crowd is buzzing accordingly. Firewoman and The Dead are at the top of the ramp, arguing over which music to come out to, because Firewoman insists they come out together. Finally, Sound Guy says “screw both of you” and starts up “Hollaback Girl”, much to the consternation of Firewoman. They walk out together, still sniping at each other, but both get into the ring with the requisite boos. AC/DC starts to blast, and the unlikely team of Outback Jack and the returning Beast come out together, although OBJ kinda looks like he’d rather be anywhere else. Beast gets into the ring and says something about Lucky to Firewoman, drawing a reaction. Referee Junior Hale sees all four people in or near the ring, and that’s close enough, so he calls for the bell…WE’RE UNDERWAY!
The Beast will start first for his side, and Fire and Dead fight for a minute, deciding that Dead will indeed start for his side. Beast stalks dead and they lock up, but Beast shoves him into the turnbuckle. Beast charges and EATS ELBOW! While Beast recovers from the blow, Dead hits Beast with a SPRINGBOARD DDT! Dead tags in Firewoman, who comes off the top with a MISSLE DROPKICK try, but Beast catches her by the feet, tosses her up and DRILLS HER WITH A WICKED SPINEBUSTER! Beast hobbles over and tags in OBJ. Outback Jack comes in quickly with some stomping offense, and eventually picks up Firewoman by the midsection, turns her upside down for a BIG PILEDRIVER! OBJ gets up and runs the ropes, looking for a BIG LEGDROP but there’s NOBODY HOME! Fire rolls through and tags The Dead back in.
Dead comes back in via the top turnbuckle and is able to snap off a hurricarana on the just-standing OBJ. Dead delivers a Big Forearm to a not-paying-attention Beast, and he’s knocked to the floor. He quickly goes over to the still-sprawled Outback Jack and stands on his back, pulling his arms up…CURBSTOMP! That’s got a chance! Dead rolls OBJ over, cover: 1, 2, no. Dead pulls OBJ up by his hair and drags him to the corner, tagging in Firewoman, who comes in with a Springboard Double-Axehandle to OBJ’s ribs. Big chop and another big chop forces OBJ against the turnbuckle. Fire hops up for the MOUNTED 10-PUNCH! She gets to the 9th punch before Jack pushes her off. Fire isn’t hurt and just rolls through, charging OBJ as soon as she gets to her feet, but EATS A BOOMERANG that flips her over. Jack gets a couple of Big Chops in, before drilling Firewoman with a BULLDOG! This gives OBJ time to tag in Beast, who runs over to hit 2 Knees To The Back! Fire is in pain, but Beast locks her in a *sigh* Bear Hug.
Minutes pass.
Finally, as it appears Firewoman is about to pass out, she manages to hit a couple of back elbows, forcing Beast to weaken his hold. Fire escapes momentarily, but beast winds up for the BIG MONSTER CLUB O’ DEATH! Swing and a miss, as Fire dives out of the way. Two quick kicks to the back of Beast’s knee, and he crumbles to the ground. Fire quickly turns to OBJ and hits him with a Stun Gun on the rope! OBJ falls to the outside. Beast is back up, and charges Fire, but Fire manages a Springboard Back Elbow! Beast drops, and Fire runs the ropes…FIRESAULT! Cover: 1, 2, NO! Beast kicks out. Fire won’t be denied, and quickly grabs Beast’s ankles. She’s trying to turn him over for the Firetamer! Beast is too big to turn, and is fighting it, but HERE COMES DEAD and hits a Basement Dropkick to Beast’s ribs, and he is turned over. Hale admonishes Dead, but the damage is DONE. Beast is in the FIRETAMER and she has it locked! Beast is fighting to get to the ropes, fighting, and finally Outback Jack comes in and LEVELS Fire with a BOOMERANG! And now we have PIER 4 ACTION! Dead firing haymakers with OBJ. Beast firing haymakers with Firewoman. Eventually, the bigger team of Beast and OBJ overpower Fire and Dead, and they do Stereo Whips into the Corner. STEREO BIG SPLASHES! Stereo Whips against and looking for Stereo clotheslines, but Fire and Dead both duck! OBJ and Beast avoid hitting each other, but they both turn around into STEREO DROPKICKS! Dead and Fire both hop turnbuckles, nod to each other, and hit STEREO BFES! No one knows who’s legal, so Fire and Dead each hook a leg, and Hale counts: 1, 2, 3! It’s over.
WINNERS by (Stereo?) PINFALL in 13:48 – FIREWOMAN AND DEAD!
ERIC O’MAC vs. CONCRETE TG"With Jupiter in Mind" blasts through the PA system as Concrete TG appears at the top of the entrance ramp. After a moment of soaking in the adoration of the fans he strikes his signature standing double-bicep pose as an explosion of pyro blasts behind him. Concrete makes his way to the ring, high-fiving fans alongside the ramp. He steps into the ring and gets one last round of applause before...
MOVE BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY! Eric O'Mac hits the entrance ramp with a look of smugness and determination. The crowd, right on cue, boos the holy hell out of Eric as he slowly makes his way to the ring. After taking an intentionally long time making his way down the ramp, Eric casually steps into the ring. This fight is on!
Eric quickly jumps on the attack with a series of right hands. Crete staggers backwards into the corner as Eric continues to connect with heavy hands. Eric turns and yells at the crowd (who respond with a healthy amount of boos) and this gives Crete the opening he needs. Chop.
WOOOO!! Chop. WOOOO!! Now it's Eric who staggers back into the opposite corner, his chest turning red from the vicious knife-edge chops. The crowd is completely behind Concrete TG as he picks up Eric and sets him on the top rope. Crete climbs up with him and it looks like he's trying to put this match away early. Crete gets Eric into position for a superplex, but Eric has the wherewith-all to block the attempt and shove Crete off, sending him crashing to the mat. Eric regroups on the top rope and decides to go flying off of it with a top rope elbow! Eric connects, driving his elbow right into the sternum of Crete. Cover. One...Two...Crete kicks out! That match was almost over before it really began. Eric O'Mac now looks confident as he puts the boots to Concrete TG. Eric picks Crete up off the mat and whips him into the ropes. Crete bounces back and Eric telegraphs his move, allowing Crete to hit a running knee to Eric's face. Eric stumbles backwards but does not go down so Crete charges at him and drops him with a clothesline. Crete moves over to pick Eric up, but Eric takes out Crete's legs and both men are down. Eric starts throwing wild haymakers while on top of Crete. Crete is able to block most of them, but a few connect that ring Crete's bell. Crete looks out of it, but amazingly he is able to flip over on top of Eric and begins to throw punches of his own! This is getting out of control as both men are swinging wildly! The referee is forced to jump in and attempt to pull the two apart. It takes some work, but eventually Crete and Eric are separated. The two get to their feet and immediately charge at one another. They lock up and Crete whips Eric into the ropes. Crete follows right beside him and, after the bounce back, drops Eric with a bulldog. Cover. One...Two...Eric kicks out! Crete picks him up and attempts to whip him into the ropes again, but Eric counters and sends Crete in that direction. Crete comes running back and Eric drops him with a
spinebuster! Eric goes for the cover. One...Two...Thr...Crete kicks out! Amazing display of intestinal fortitude from Concrete TG. Eric picks up Crete and yells directly in his face. Crete looks to be out of it and doesn't respond. Eric jaws at Crete a little more and then slaps him right in the face! Uh-oh, that woke Crete up. Crete lands a few lefts and rights before sending Eric into the ropes. Crete catches on the rebound with a huge back-body drop. Eric pops back up to his feet just in time to be caught in a huge belly-to-belly suplex! Crete goes for the cover. One...Two...Th..Eric kicks out! Unbelievable! These two are going right at each other with everything they've got. Neither man seems to holding anything back. Crete gets to his feet first and tries to catch his breath as Eric pulls himself up with a little help from the ropes. Crete charges at Eric in an attempt to end this match but Eric sees him coming and back-body drops him over the ropes and to the floor. Ouch. Eric points at his head, the universal sign of "I'm smarter than you" as Crete tries to pick himself off the floor. Crete starts to crawl into the ring when Eric nails him with a baseball slide directly into the face! Crete goes crashing back into the barrier hard as Eric laughs. Eric throws a few right hands and then attempts to whip Crete into the steel steps, but Crete reverses it and drops Eric with a short-arm clothesline. Crete tosses Eric back into the ring and follows himself. Crete looks to create a little more momentum and scoop slams Eric hard into the mat. Eric tries to get to his feet as soon as possible but Crete catches him with a boot to the midsection. Eric doubles over in pain as Crete lifts him high. He's going to deliver some Final Justice! Somehow Eric flips out of it and lands on his feet behind Crete. Crete turns around but is a split second to late.
Rock Bottom! One...Two...Three!
WINNER in 12:18 - Eric O'Mac
After the match Eric celebrates as he makes his way up the ramp. Concrete TG makes it two his feet and looks shocked. Suddenly the lights dim and a figure appears on the OOWFtron. It's Moosehead Jack!
MHJ: Payback is hell.
The screen goes black as the rest of Bennett's Army rushes out of the crowd and jumps Crete from behind! Eric O'Mac runs back into the ring and joins in the assault. Crete is being demolished! It's anarchy here! I can't believe what I'm seeing! We'll be right back after this commercial break...
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CHRIS COLE vs. DAVIN MORELAND – Best of Seven Series, Match 2: Davin Leads 1-0The crowd is hyped as the 2nd longest running feud in the OOWF continues, and this one has been hot for over a year. Bad-ass Metallica music fires up LOUD from the PA and “The Main Event” Chris Cole proceeds down the ramp to “Master of Puppets”. The crowd wants to boo, but it’s tough with such a good song. They get over it, and eventually start to boo one of Bennett’s biggest supporters lustily. The first guitar strains from Dream Theater start up, and the crowd leaps to their feet to cheer their People’s Champ. Davin Moreland takes time to schmooze with the crowd on the way down to the ring to “Pull Me Under”. He does the traditional double jump into the ring, and immediately starts the trash talk with Cole. Cole starts to fire back, but Moreland simply holds up 6 fingers, which causes Cole to charge. Hightower sees they’re going to start without him, so he calls for the bell, and WE’RE UNDERWAY!
Davin sees Cole’s charge and dodges, grabbing his arm on the way by. He hits an arm-wringer into a Short-armed Clothesline, dropping Cole. Moreland drops a knee to the back of the head, and drags Cole up, before DRILLING him with DDT. Moreland goes with the quick cover: 1, No. Cole kicked out hard, and gets to his feet before Davin can charge back. The two lock up in the center of the ring, and Cole manages to hit a headlock, and he PUCHES DAVIN IN THE FACE THROUGH THE HEADLOCK! That’s a bloody nose. Cole goes behind and hits a BIG GERMAN SUPLEX! That one hurts and Moreland is holding his head rolling back and forth on the canvas. Cole uses the opportunity to grab Moreland’s legs and is able to lock on the ELEVATED TEXAS CLOVERLEAF! Davin howls in pain but is able to grab for the ropes. Cole uses the entire 5-count, and Hightower threatens a DQ before Cole releases the hold. Cole turns to argue with Hightower, and this gives Moreland a chance to hop the turnbuckle and hit a Flying Clothesline to the back of Cole’s head. This staggers Cole but doesn’t drop him, although the Codebreaker does, and Cole is holding his face, I think his is bloody too. Cole is holding his face while on his stomach, which give Moreland a chance to dive down and LOCK IN A CROSSFACE! The crowd chants “Too Soon”! Cole is in some serious trouble as Hightower slides in, looking for a TAP! Moreland cinches the hold in, and with Hightower out of position, Cole manages to NAIL Moreland in the balls with a MULE KICK! This breaks the hold, and Moreland rolls away in pain. Both men are down, and Hightower starts a count.
Cole is up first at 5, and hits a just-standing Davin with a Running Clothesline. Moreland does a full flip and Cole looks to follow up with some stomps. A knee to the grill and Cole drags a groggy Moreland to his feet. He whips Davin to the ropes, and hits him with a SPINNING SPINEBUSTER! Now Cole to cover: 1, 2, no. Cole pulls Davin up again and hits a GUTWRECH SUPLEX! He picks Davin up again, and whips him to the ropes. Cole follows him, and hits a RUNNING CLOTHESLINE, knocking Moreland over the ropes and to the outside. Cole follows up with a Slingshot Seated Senton, and then takes advantage of some rough barrier-related offense. Cole drags the woozy Moreland to his feet, and WHIPS HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS! The Steps fall apart and splay out everywhere. Cole picks Moreland up again, and WHIPS HIM INTO THE STEEL POST! Davin collapses to the ground. Cole goes over to the Equatorial Guinean Announce Table and starts CLEANING HOUSE. The top of the table is discarded, as are the monitors. As Cole is cleaning however, he doesn’t see Davin Moreland with the TOP HALF OF THE STEEL STEPS! Full-Speed, Davin LEAPS and DRIVES the Steps into the BACK OF COLE’S HEAD! Cole falls onto the announce table. Davin HEAVES the Steps into Cole’s Ribs! That’s got to hurt. Moreland checks out the prone Cole, and thinks back to a week ago. He gets on the announce table, and pulls Cole into position. Moreland leaps…HEADLINER THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! The crowd loved that! The announce table is in pieces, and Moreland hits Cole with a stray monitor before dragging him into the ring. Davin tosses Cole off the ropes, runs the opposite ropes, and goes for a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER, but Cole somehow pushes him off before collapsing to the mat. Davin regains his feet and goes over to Cole quickly, grabs his legs, SHARPSHOOTER! He has it really locked in, and Cole is fading in an out on consciousness in the middle of the ring. Hightower slides in looking for the tap.
Cole finally gets to the ropes, and breaks the hold. Davin looks to follow up, but takes an unseen LOW BLOW for his trouble. Cole needs to follow up. SWINGING NECKBREAKER. Cole takes a couple of deep breaths and sets Davin up for The HEADLINER! Cole jumps, but the taller Moreland is able to snap off a HEAD SCISSORS TAKEOVER! Cole is visibly stunned and the look on his face is priceless! Cole gets up and blindly charges a just-standing Moreland, who is able to catch Cole before contact is made, and hits a HUGE SIT-OUT POWERBOMB! The crowd loved that. Davin looking to follow up grabs Cole’s legs and locks in the ELEVATED BOSTON CRAB! This could be all folks! Cole is trying everything to get away, but just can’t seem to get separation. Cole’s gonna tap! Just as Cole raises his hand up, Davin hangs on, but does a forward roll; creating a REVERSE MONKEY FLIP INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! Cole hits the back of his head HARD on the turnbuckle and stumbles forward a couple steps. Davin watches Cole’s momentum, and runs off the ropes to create some of his own: REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER! That’ll do it. Hightower makes the academic 3 count.
WINNER by PINFALL in 16:39 – DAVIN MORELAND! Davin Moreland leads the best of 7 series 2-0.
After the pin fall The Heels, Eric O’ Mac, The Dead, IHOP and LD Williams all charge the ring to attack Davin Moreland. Davin tries to fight them off, but its 6 and then eventually 7 on 1. “Born in the USA” fires up, and it’s PHANTOS and LUCIOS with REBAR! They come in swinging wildly, and manage to get a few shots in. Eventually Bennett’s crew decides discretion is the better part of valor, and help Chris Cole to the back, their goal of beating the bejeezus out of Davin Moreland achieved. Phantos and Lucios both guard the body of their bloodied and beaten friend as we fade to commercial.
PHANTOS & LUCIOS vs. THE HEELSPhantos and Lucios head to ringside first; tossing free bottles of water to the fans. OOWF Assistant General Manager Davin Moreland and Carl from Fresno walk to ringside with their Run DLP stable mates. After issuing strict instructions to referee Angelo Barros, Moreland & Carl head back up the ramp. The Heels’ music fires up, and Johnny Adrenaline and Attitude Adjuster walk down the ramp, seconded by Moosehead Jack. Jack grabs a chair and sits beside the rings steps. Barros calls for the bell, and we’re underway! Adrenaline and Phantos start off. Collar and elbow tie up, and Johnny gets a head lock. Phantos shoots him into the ropes and swings a clothesline, which Johnny ducks. Adrenaline rebounds off the opposite ropes and dives at Phantos, who side-steps Johnny and lets him tumble to the outside. Phantos hits the ropes immediately and builds up a head of steam before soaring over the ropes and catching Adrenaline with a cross body that sprawls both men out on the arena floor beside the still-seated Moosehead Jack. Lucios is down quickly, and drags Phantos out of harms way while Jack looks on with an evil grin. Barros restores order. Capps and Lucios tag themselves in and they lock up. Lucios powers Adjuster into a corner. Chop Whooooo! Chop Whooooo! Chop Whooooo! Chop Whooooo! Capps staggers forward, pauses for dramatic effect and ‘Flair Flops’ to the mat. Lucios goes to work. Gorilla Press Slam. Delayed Vertical Suplex. Slingshot Suplex. Fall away Slam. Lucios props Capps on the turnbuckles for a Muscle Buster, and gets a Greco-Roman thumb to the eye. Capps comes off the ropes with a Forearm shot that drops Lucios one knee. Running Kneelift. Adjuster covers..1…2…No! Capps stalks Lucios as he gets to his feet. Bionic Elbow! Again! And Again! Abdominal stretch (grabs the ropes for leverage when Barros isn’t looking.) Adjuster tags in Johnny and hold Lucios for a forearm smash. Nobody Home! Johnny plows his partner as Lucios ducked away. The masked man power slams Adrenaline. Lucios hard whips Adrenaline into a corner. Chop Whooooo! Chop Whooooo! Chop Whooooo! Chop Whooooo! Johnny staggers forward, pauses for dramatic effect and ‘Flair Flops’ to the mat. Lucios tags in Phantos and whips Johnny into the ropes. DOUBLE DROPKICK! Phantos with the cover…1…2…And Capps is in to break the pin attempt up. That draws Lucios into the ring, and Barros cuts him off and argues with the big man, uttering the words ‘disqualify’ loud enough for the cameras to hear. Moose is up and tosses his chair into the ring. Capps grabs it and PASTES Phantos with it. Johnny kicks the chair aside and Moose re-claims his seat and Barros turns back to the action, shooing Capps out of the ring. Adrenaline tags in Adjuster and they set up a SPIKE PILEDRIVER…. But Lucios bull-rushes the ring, clothes lining Capps from behind. Lucios picks up Adrenaline and Military Presses him, turning to Moosehead Jack at ringside and dropping Adrenaline right in his lap. Moose and Johnny are sprawled out, and Lucios gets back to his corner. Capps is to his feet first, and catches a staggering Phantos in the IRON CLAW! Phantos falls to his knees and tries to break the grip, but he seems to be fading. Lucios begins pounding the turnbuckle and stomping his foot and the crowd begins to make some noise. Louder, Louder, Louder it grows until the ring itself begins to shake. Phantos Hulks up, breaks the claw, and gets a kick to the gut. Capps bounces off the far rope and tries a knee lift, but Phantos is ready, sidesteps the move and runs Capps into the ropes, rolling him up from behind. 1…2…NO! Adjuster pushes Phantos off, sending him sprawling right into the Aquafina corner. Lucios makes the Hot Tag and clears house. Capps takes a shot, Johnny enters the ring to eat an elbow. Capps gets leveled again. Adrenaline comes in for seconds. Moose climbs to the apron, only to be knocked down. Lucios turns around and catches Adjuster’s double axe-handle attempt, hitting a standing belly-to-belly suplex that brings the crowd to its feet. Lucios hits the ropes for a follow up move, only to have Adrenaline drop down and grab onto Lucios’ boot. Lucios turns to kick at Johnny and gets pearl harbored in the knee by Capps. Spinning Toe Hold. Rolling Kneedrop to the lower leg. Chop Block from behind as Lucios gets back to his feet. Tag to Johnny, who attempts a Figure Four. Lucios kicks Adrenaline away and tries to get back to his feet. ADRENALINE RUSH!.....BLOCKED!…. Lucios hits an atomic drop and lifts Johnny onto his shoulders in the Electric Chair. Tag to Phantos, who scrambles to the top. DROPKICK DEVICE!.... until Lucios’ leg buckles and he and Johnny tumble to the mat causing Phantos to miss completely, landing awkwardly. Johnny swoops in and begins to pound on Phantos in the corner. Irish whip by Adrenaline, catching Phantos on the rebound. GAGNE SLEEPER! Phantos appears to be fading. Barros checks the arm. It falls once…twice…But NOT three times! Tag to Adjuster, who climbs the middle turnbuckle. Johnny sets Phantos up .. SPIKE PILEDRIVER… Phantos backdrops Johnny, who crashes into the corner. Phantos turns, and Capps hits a bowling-shoe-ugly cross-body, Phantos rolls through, Hooks both legs, and gets 1…2…3!!!
WINNERS - In 14:42; Phantos and Lucios!
THE MIDNIGHT SONS vs. IHOPA little
Led Zeppelin pipes through the sound system as The Midnight Sons make their entrance. The crowd is loving every minute of it as Hansen and Magnusson high-five and talk with the fans as they make their way down the ramp. They enter the ring and pose on the turnbuckles as they await their opponents.
My name is Kiiiiiiiiiiiiid....Pyro explodes behind IHOP as they make their way down the ramp. They are accompanied by The Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth. SYB nearly has a heart-attack due to the explosions behind him, but he gathers himself as he and Skurge charge the ring.
It's an all out slugfest to start things off. Magnusson pairs off with SYB as Hansen goes after Skurge. The referee is trying to restore some order but he's not able to before Magnusson levels SYB with a huge clothesline and Hansen drops Skurge on his head. Finally the referee is able to separate the two teams and it looks like Spin Hansen is going to start things off with Skurge (because SYB won the race to get to the apron first). Hansen works over Skurge with a series of punches and forearms before whipping him into his corner. Spin tags D.H. and the two get in a little power offense before Spin heads the apron. Magusson whips Skurge into the ropes and catches him with a nice fall away slam. Quick cover. One...Two...Skurge kicks out. D.H. quickly pulls him back to his feet and whips him into a neutral corner. Skurge hits the corner so hard that he bounces out. D.H. smiles for a half-second before charging in and dropping Skurge with a clothesline. He goes for the cover, but no one is there to count. The Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth just happens to be having a nice, simple conversation with the referee at the time. Magnusson is a little pissed off at this, and as he goes to get the ref's attention Skurge nails him with a vicious low blow. Spin Hansen tries to come to his partner's aid, but The Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth lets the referee go back to his job, which at this point is making sure Spin doesn't enter the ring. As Hansen and the ref are arguing SYB gets into the ring and both members of IHOP put the boots to Magnusson. Spin is pleading with the referee to turn around, but that only allows IHOP to get a few more cheap shots in. Skurge goes to the apron and claps his hands, making the tag sound. The ref turns around and acknowledges that SYB is now the legal man. SYB picks up a staggering D.H. Magnusson and then bounces himself of the ropes. SYB flies at Magnusson and connects with a flying elbow to the face. Fortunately for Magnusson, he stumbles backwards in the direction of his corner, and Hansen tags himself. Hansen charges at SYB and hits him with a clothesline. SYB pops back up to his feet and gets another clothesline for his trouble. SYB is up again, albeit this time a little less quickly, and Hansen whips him into the ropes. SYB reverses it and sends Hansen to the ropes instead. As Hansen hits the ropes Skurge plants a knee in his back. Hansen turns around to attack Skurge, allowing SYB to hit a low blow of his own. SYB goes for the quick cover, but Hansen knows that he's close to the ropes and reaches for them. One...Two...Hansen's hand is right at the ropes but The Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth shoves his hand away! Three! The ref didn't see it and Hansen wasn't able to react in time. IHOP just stole one!
WINNERS in 5:13 - The International House of Punishment - Skurge and SYB
Skurge, SYB, and The Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth hightail it out of Dodge as Hansen and Magnusson look stunned.
BUNNY vs. RYAN HARDCORE – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchRyan Hardcore comes to the ring and waits in the center of the ring stretching and preparing for his match with Bunny. Eminem blares over the speakers and the crowd boos appropriately. Hardcore turns and waits for Bunny to come to the ring, but Bunny comes down through the crowd and attacks Hardcore from behind, slamming the back of his head with a chair! Hardcore falls to the mat, barely moving. Bunny slams the chair down on his prone body repeatedly, then flips him over and hits a leg drop before grabbing the chair and climbing back to the top rope. Bunny steadies himself and leaps and lands a Jack Rabbit Facebuster with the chair! Hardcore remains very still and we see blood running from beneath his head. The referee immediately waves the match off and calls for help from the back.
WINNER – No Contest, No Match
As medics are helping Hardcore out of the ring, Bunny takes the mic and starts running down his opponents for the pay per view
Ayo, look at me fools, I’m the champ they call Bunny
They see my big floppy ears and think I must be funny
What they don’t know is I ain’t here to play the fool
I’m here to keep MY title, cause I rule the school
Beast is back, walkin through walls, he may be big and scary
You wanna see scary? Check yo mamma, bro her back is hairy
Its like the turtle and the hare, to beat me you gotta catch me
I’m gonna blind you with my quickness, can’t beat what you can’t see
The Dead thinks he has what it takes to take what is mine
You must be swallowin’ somethin other than fresh human minds
Night of the Living Dead, this ain’t no horror show you’re missin
Psychopathic Bunny getting’ medieval on yo ass like Pulp Fiction
Outback Jack King Croc hunter from the land down under
They call you a madman, King Aussie Thunder
Livin off past greatness, bow to my, boy pay your dues
Gonna skin you alive and wear you like some croc skin shoes
And finally Firewoman, you think you are crazy
Settin’ fires and shit, that’s no way to act like a lady
Getting’ all in my business, think you can get all up on me
Put you in yo place, back at the crib, foldin’ my laundryJust as he finishes Fire and Dead storm the ring, Bunny tries to escape, but Beast cuts him off and nearly kills him with a big boot to the face. Outback Jack grabs him and pulls him to his feet and hits THE CHOMP! Fire and Dead both grab a chairs and motion for Beast to pull Bunny to his feet, he does, and they KILL him with a con-chair-to! But he doesn’t fall immediately, so Beast finishes him off with a BIG MONSTER HAMMER O’DEATH! Bunny could be dead, the jury is out. Fire sees the Onslaught championship lying in the middle of the ring and walks over and picks it up, at the same time Dead grabs the title too, as does Beast and Jack, and argument ensues and soon all four of them are brawling in and around the ring! The fight spills up the ramp and into the back while Bunny remains unconscious in the middle of the ring.
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. DONOVAN VIPER – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchDonovan Viper makes his way to the ring first, accompanied by Moosehead Jack. Viper hands his chain to Jack and warms up as the arena lights go out and a spotlight hits the stage. ”There Can Be Only One” starts to play, and Alexander and Alexis Darling walk onto the stage. Alex holds the Intercontinental Title high while ”Prelude 12/21” plays, and then Darling drapes the belt over his shoulder and they head to the ring to the strains of ”Princes of the Universe”. Alex climbs into the ring and goes right to referee Mel Creech. Alex gets right in his face, yelling and doing a lot of pointing at Jack and at Alexis. Mel nods and Alex hands over the belt. He returns to his corner and both Alexis and Jack leave the ring as Mel calls for the opening bell. They lock up and Alex applies a hammerlock. Viper tries to reverse, but Alex hangs on. Alex lets go and immediately dropkicks him in the back, hitting the still pinned arm and sending Viper into the ropes. Viper bounces off an Alex drops him with a reverse DDT, with Viper’s arm still pinned behind his back. Alex kicks at Viper’s shoulder and tries to lock on a crossface but Viper rolls free. Viper slides to the outside with Alex right behind him. As Viper tries to shake the life back into his arm, Alex moves in but finds himself face to face with Moosehead Jack. They exchange heated words, and Viper takes the opportunity to blindside Alex with a death elbow. Mel gives Jack a warning as Viper shoves Alex into the ring. Viper covers, but Alex kicks out at two. Viper pulls Alex to his feet and backs him into the corner. He delivers a series of blistering chops and whips him across the ring, but Alex reverses. Viper hits the turnbuckles and Alex is right behind him with a clothesline. Viper stumbles out of the corner and Alex hits a bulldog. He rolls Viper over and tries for a cross-armbreaker, but Viper scrambles away. Both men get to their feet and, as they lock up, Jack climbs onto the apron. Mel comes over to order him down, and Jack drops Vipers chain around the ring post to free up his hands for arguing. Jack moves down the apron as he talks, drawing Mel away as Viper gets the advantage and whips Alex into the corner. Viper drapes the chain around Alex’s neck, steps out onto the apron, and uses it to choke him. Alexis, momentarily forgetting her fear of Jack, climbs onto the apron beside him and yells at Mel to turn around. By the time he does, the chain is on the floor and Viper is back in the ring, laying into Alex with forearms and chops. Moose smirks and drops off the apron as Alexis gives him a look of death. Viper backs out of the corner and goes for the Death Elbow, but Alex drops out of the way. Viper hits the corner and Alex attacks his legs with kicks, dropping him to the mat. Alex stomps away, then pulls Viper to his feet and hits a shoulder breaker. Alex rolls Viper face-down on the mat and plants his boot in Viper’s shoulder, wrenching back on his arm. Viper writhes in pain, but refuses to submit. Alex releases the hold and Pulls Viper to his feet. He winds up Viper’s arm and bends it behind him. He goes for a crossface chicken wing, but Viper struggles free, spinning around and leveling Alex with a clothesline with his good arm. He pulls Alex up and hits a European uppercut, and Alex responds in kind. They exchange blows, with neither man gaining an advantage. Jack sets Viper’s chain on the apron and walks around the ring, picking up a chair on his way. He climbs onto the apron, drawing Mel’s attention and allowing Viper to hit a low blow followed by a DDT. Viper grabs his chain and wraps it around his arm. Alex avoids a chain assisted Death Elbow, but Viper turns around and punches him in the face with the chain. Viper ditches the chain and covers, but they’re too close to the ropes, and Alex gets his foot on them at two. Viper pulls Alex up and plants him with a suplex. He follows up with a leg drop and covers, but Alex rolls a shoulder just before three. Viper picks him up again and tosses him to the ropes, hitting a spine buster. Instead of a cover, Viper pulls Alex up and attempts the D-3, but Alex breaks free after the second one and slides to the outside. Viper follows. Jack move to get involved, but Mel is there to cut him off. Jack drops the chain and backs away, drawing Mel with him. Viper lunges for the chain, but Alex gets there first. Alex swings, but Viper dodges, diving back into the ring. Alex follows him in, ducks a roundhouse from Viper, and levels him with the chain. Unfortunately, Jack turns Mel around just in time to see it and he calls for the bell.
WINNER by disqualification in 12:48, Donovan Viper.
After the match, Viper and Moose back up the aisle, arms raised, as Alexis enters the ring and hands the Intercontinental title to her seething brother.
