OOWF Doomy Doomy Doom Doom V
Live! From Springfield, Florida
<We cut to the back where we see the OOWF roster assembled in a room, talking among themselves, clearly not happy to be there. After a few seconds of waiting, GM the Rick walks in and heads directly to the podium>
GMtR: Ok, I know none of you are interested in being here, but all of you are, so you might as well listen. The events of the last nine months or so have given me a lot to think about. I realize now that my actions helped a rift in the locker room fester into the full blown war that we just went through. I realize how precarious my position had been, and now I am going to make steps to correct that.
First. There will be no repercussions from the war. There will be no fines, no suspensions, no favoritism granted because of the side you were on. As far as I, and the rest of management are concerned, we are all getting a fresh start, a clean slate. Everyone wants to put this behind them, and I believe this is the best way to do it.
Second. I am asking Davin Moreland to resign as Assistant General Manager. While I do sincerely appreciate your efforts during the last nine months, your position as Assistant General Manager and OOWF World Heavyweight Champion is a conflict of interests. I am asking that you have your resignation on my desk by Wednesday’s Mayhem.
Third. Any and all intentional physical contact with me, or any other OOWF official will not be tolerated. This is a zero tolerance policy folks. I don’t care who you are, I don’t care how long you have been here, I don’t care what title you may hold. If you lay a hand on me or any other official with the intent to harm, you will be suspended for thirty days without pay, and should you be a champion, you will be stripped of your title immediately. There are no exceptions to this.
Finally, we understand the volatile nature of our business, and we understand that all too often agendas are taken beyond the ring and vendettas are settled outside the confines of the ring. While we cannot ban all back stage attacks, we can try to curb them. Working on a case by case basis, we will evaluate the attacks. If personal injury was sustained, there will be the possibility of a fine, and or, suspension.
Ok, that is all.
<GM the Rick turns and walks out of the room before the questions can arise, the crowd bickers among themselves as we cut to the ring>
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. TYSON KINCAIDKincaid comes out first, accompanied by Lance Storm. He climbs between the ropes and stares at the crowd for a moment, then drops to the canvas and rolls under the ropes to the floor. He signs a little girl’s poster, then we see him drop to one knee. The camera catches him pulling a small pill bottle out of his tights, but before he can do anything else Kincaid turns around and sees the prying eye of the camera there and gives the cameraman a hard shove sending him to the floor. Kincaid motions to Storm as if to say he was just tying his boot, then slides into the ring and slumps in the corner and waits for Moosehead Jack to make his way to the ring. Jack is announced and he comes out to the ring and sees Kincaid slumped in the corner. Moose stares at Kincaid for a moment and grins, then rolls under the bottom rope and without waiting for the bell to ring, sprints to the corner and viciously kicks Kincaid in the mouth, and keeps kicking and stomping him until the referee has to pull him off of him. Moose snarls at the referee then shoves him aside and grabs Kincaid and pulls him to his feet and slams him face first into the turnbuckle. Kincaid staggers and falls backward to the mat, Moose hits the ropes and drops an elbow across his throat and covers, but Kincaid kicks out at two. Moose drags Kincaid to the bottom rope and hangs him across the rope throat first and stands on the back of his head. Kincaid struggles, and is finally saved by the referee who orders Moose to break the hold or face disqualification. Moose finally breaks the hold, and Kincaid pulls himself to his feet using the ropes. Moose charges and takes Kincaid over the top rope with a clothesline, Kincaid hits the floor with a sickening thud. Moose remains in the ring for a moment while Kincaid lies on the floor on the outside staring up at the lights. Finally Moose leaves the ring and pulls Kincaid to his feet and tries a whip to the corner post, but Kincaid is able to reverse it and Moose smacks into the post face first. The crowd cheers this development, and Kincaid looks around, somewhat bewildered that they are cheering for him. He gets a bit too wrapped up in the moment though, and a bloody Moose charges and takes him to the floor with a spear, then hammers Kincaid in the face with rapid fire closed fist punches. Moose rolls Kincaid under the bottom rope and tries a cover again, but once again he can only get a two count. Moose pulls Kincaid to his feet and hooks him for a suplex, but Kincaid slips out of his grasp and lands on his feet behind Moose, grabs him, and hits a LUNGBLOWER! Moose writhes in pain and the cheers from the crowd increase. Kincaid pulls Moose to his feet and whips him hard into the corner, then follows him in and catches him with a high knee to the side of the face, then bulldogs him out of the corner, rolls him over and gets a two count. Kincaid gets to his feet and the crowd is solidly behind him now. Kincaid waits for Moose to get to his feet, then takes him down with a spinning heel kick, then heads to the corner and climbs the ropes. Kincaid pauses for a moment on the top rope and grabs his head, appearing to get a bit dizzy for a moment. That bit of hesitation allows Moose to get to his feet and lunge to the ropes and knock Kincaid off balance sending him tumbling to the floor. Moose slithers under the bottom rope and pulls Kincaid to his feet on the outside, looking at him for a second before HAMMERING him in the face with a straight punch that sends Kincaid to the floor again. Kincaid starts to crawl toward the ramp, but as he looks up the ramp and gets to his feet, he sees Lance Storm standing there. Kincaid stares at him for a moment, which gives Moose the chance to attack from behind and nail Kincaid with a clubbing clothesline to the back of the head. Moose grabs Kincaid and throws him back into the ring and follows him. Moose gets in a couple more shots then grabs Kincaid and sends him to the corner, but Kincaid scales the corner and leaps and hits the THIN AIR! Kincaid drives Moose’s face into the mat, but it too stunned to immediately take advantage of it. Finally he hooks Moose and rolls him over and covers but only gets a two count. Kincaid connects with a stomp to Moose’s mouth, then pulls him up and hits a butterfly suplex that sends Moose across the ring. Kincaid leaves the ring and climbs the ropes and waits for Moose to get to his feet, as he does, Kincaid leaps and nails Moose with a perfect missile drop kick. Kincaid crawls across the ring and covers Moose again, this time Moose uses the ropes to free himself at two. Kincaid yells at the referee and looks a little frustrated, which allows Moose to roll out of the ring to the floor. As Kincaid is arguing with the referee, Moose is on the floor and he pulls something from his pocket and hides it in his hand. Kincaid gets to his feet, and staggers a little, and grabs his head as if trying to clear his mind or something, then reaches between the ropes grabbing for Moose. Moose steps away from his grasp and turns and BLASTS Kincaid with a chain! Kincaid slumps on the ropes like he had just been shot, and Moose quickly hides the chain before the referee suspects anything. Moose slides back into the ring and drags the barely conscious and bloody Kincaid off the middle rope to the middle of the ring. He pulls him to his feet and stares at him and tries a heart punch, but Kincaid side steps and grabs a waist lock, but Moose catches him with an elbow to the side of the head that staggers Kincaid, Moose spins around and kicks Kincaid and DRIVES him to the mat with a DDT! Moose locks Kincaid into the ji-endo and he struggles to make the ropes. Kincaid is nearly there when Moose twists him away, sending both men tumbling over. Almost without realizing it, Kincaid is on top, and even though his consciousness is fading, Kincaid manages to bridge slightly, Moose apparently does not realize that his shoulders are down until the referee makes the three count!
WINNER in 15:55 – Tyson Kincaid
After the match, Moose gets to his feet and stands over Kincaid, then looks down at the mat where a small bottle of what appears to be pills has slipped from Kincaid’s tights. Moose picks them up and a smirk appears on his face as he tucks the bottle into his own tights. Kincaid is sitting on the mat regaining his senses when he looks up and sees Moose standing there. Figuring Moose would be livid, Kincaid scrambles to his feet and gets ready for a fight. Instead Moose is standing there with a smirk on his face. Moose offers his hand again and Kincaid appears to be about to take it when Lance Storm slides under the bottom rope. Kincaid’s head snaps around at Storm, and when he looks back, Moose has already left the ring and is heading up the ramp.
CONCRETE TG vs. FIREWOMAN – Pure Rules MatchConcrete TG is announced and heads to the ring with the proper heroic music, in this case “With Jupiter in Mind.” Crete hops over the top rope and waits in his corner, striking occasional heroic poses for the crowd. Firewoman is announced and she comes out with a sly grin on her face and makes her way to the ring. This match will be held under Onslaught rules, which means that each wrestler only gets three rope saves from a pin, a wrestler will receive three warnings, after the third they draw an automatic disqualification. The bell rings and the two slowly circle and lock up. Fire grabs an arm wringer and turns it into a top wrist lock, Crete falls forward and flips Fire off of him. Fire rolls through and immediately gets to her feet in a defensive stance. Crete also spins to his feet. The two lock up again and this time Crete grabs a side head lock. Fire lifts Crete and Crete flips over Fire’s shoulder and lands on his feet, then grabs Fire and snaps her across the ring with an arm drag. Crete gets to his feet quick, Fire stays on the mat shaking the feeling back into her arm, glaring at Crete. Fire slowly gets to her feet and they meet in the center of the ring again, this time Fire catches Crete with a knee to the mid section, then takes him to the mat with a side head lock and gets a one count before Crete rolls his shoulder. Fire grinds the head lock working the neck. The ref asks Crete if he wants to give up, but Crete obviously refuses. Crete takes Fire over and gets a two count before Fire pushes herself back to a sitting position maintaining the side head lock. Crete finally works his way to one knee then up to his feet and shoves Crete off into the corner. Crete charges, but Fire slips out of the ring and Crete slams into the corner chest first and staggers backward a few steps where Fire hits a crescent kick to the back of the head that sends Crete crashing face first into the second turnbuckle. Fire moves in quickly and grabs Crete’s arms and FIRESTOMPS Crete on the second turnbuckle, then the third, then the mat! Fire rolls Crete over and covers, but Crete reaches out and grabs the bottom rope forcing the break, and using one rope break. Fire springs off the bottom rope and drops a knee across Crete’s chest, but before she can cover, Crete rolls under the ropes and falls to the floor trying to regain his senses. Fire gets a running start inside the ring and dives between the ropes at Crete, but Crete turns at the last minute and catches Fire with a Pele kick to the top of the head as she comes through the ropes! The crowd pops for this as Fire slams into the floor, clearly dead. Crete seems to consider just rolling into the ring and taking the count out win, but instead he hefts Fire to her feet and rolls her under the bottom rope. Crete heads to the corner and climbs to the top, pauses for a second, then hits a perfect Savage elbow that catches Fire right on the sternum. Crete covers and hooks the leg, but Fire somehow manages to roll her shoulder at two. Crete pulls Fire to her feet and hits a capture suplex for another two count. Fire looks a little rattled and Crete keeps up the pressure catching Fire from behind and hitting a release German suplex. Firewoman tries to slip out of the ring, but Crete grabs her legs and pulls her back into the ring and starts a giant swing, and after spinning several times he lets Fire go and Fire flies across the ring, almost sliding under the bottom rope. Crete covers hooking the leg, but now it is Fire’s turn to use the rope to escape. Crete pulls Fire to her feet and hauls her up for a vertical suplex, but Fire slips over Crete’s shoulder and lands on her feet. Crete spins around and gets POPPED in the mouth with a super kick! Crete falls like a sack of potatoes, and Fire falls to the mat as well. The referee starts the ten count as both competitors are on their back counting the lights. Fire begins to stir at seven and crawls to the corner and pulls herself to her feet using the ropes. She struggles and finally staggers across the ring where Crete is on one knee holding his jaw. Fire nails Crete with a shining wizard that sends him to the mat again. Fire makes it to the opposite corner and slowly climbs to the top rope and leaps and nails a BEST FIRESAULT EVER! Fire hooks the legs, one, two, thre…..NO! Somehow Crete rolls his shoulder to avoid the count. Fire yanks Crete up and shoves him into the corner and charges, but Crete hops to the top rope and flips over Fire hooking him with a sunset flip for another two count. Fire rolls through and catches Crete in the face with a knee, then grabs Crete’s legs and pulls him to the middle of the ring and turns Crete over in the Lion tamer! Crete grimaces in pain but refuses to give up. Inch by inch Crete makes it toward the ropes, finally he is able to reach the bottom rope and force the break. Crete has one rope break left. Fire pulls Crete to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a tilt-a-whirl back breaker planting him across his knee, then shoving him to the mat. Fire covers, but can only get a two count. Fire pulls Crete to his feet again and lifts him into a torture rack trying for the submission! Crete howls in pain but refuses to give up. After several agonizing minutes Fire drives Crete to the mat with a burning hammer, then heads to the corner and climbs the ropes for another BFE! Fire leaps and soars majestically through the air, but as she comes down, Crete gets his knees up and Fire SLAMS across Crete’s knees stomach first. Before Fire can fall off of Crete’s knees, Crete hooks Fire and rolls her into a small package. The referee hits the mat and counts one, two, THREE! Just a fraction of a second before Fire kicks out.
WINNER in 20:13 – Concrete TG
After the match Crete rolls under the bottom rope and the referee raises his arm in victory. Fire remains on her knees in the middle of the ring, livid at what has just happened. Fire looks around and sees Lance Storm and Tyson Kincaid standing at the top of the ramp, evidently watching the entire match. She snarls and rolls out of the ring and storms up the ramp. Before she can get to Tyson and Lance though, they steps behind the curtain and disappear to the back.
DRINK & DESTROY vs. THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS – Winners Get a Title ShotThe announcer stands in the middle of the ring and announces The Chickenshit Heels, but we get nothing. He stands there looking a bit confused for a moment, then announces them a second time, but once again gets nothing. A ringside official hops on the apron and beckons the ring announcer over and tells him something, then the announcer heads back to the middle of the ring and announces Drink & Destroy and waits patiently for a moment, but nothing happens. He waits a moment, then announces them again, and looks around confused. The crowd is starting to get restless now and some boos are starting to fill the arena. An official races down the ramp to the ring and says something to the referee, and he looks a little horrified and quickly starts a ten count. He gets to three when Drink & Destroy and The Chickenshit Heels break through the back (not the entrance way, but the actual set itself) and crash to the top of the ramp. All four men are bleeding profusely and it is clear that this fight has been raging for quite some time now. Stank grabs AA by the throat with both hands and lifts him off his feet and holds him in the air for a few moments, then throws him down the ramp toward the ring. AA hits the ramp and rolls down to ringside. At the top of the ramp, FF Capslock grabs Johnny Adrenaline and tries to slam him face first into the steel girders, but Adrenaline blocks it and catches Capslock with a scientific thumb to the eye. Johnny staggers around for a moment then grabs Capslock and whips him toward the edge of the stage, but FF stops just before he falls off, surprising for such a big guy. Capslock turns around and Johnny charges, but Capslock catches him with a back body drop! Adrenaline soars through the air and crashes through a conveniently placed stack of tables! OH MY GOD!! Seriously, I know I have joked about this in the past, but Johnny Adrenaline is dead. Seriously. Does anyone have a next of kin number? Who will look after Sav? Ok, back to the match while officials rush to the wreckage of what used to be a wrestler and try to remove the body without anyone noticing. Capslock makes his way down the ramp to ring side where Stank has AA pinned up against the ring post and is hammering him with clubbing shots to the face. Stank takes a few steps back and charges. AA starts to move out of the way but sees Capslock standing there so he freezes, and gets AVALANCHED for his hesitation, driving him into the ring post and probably breaking most of his ribs and no doubt incurring massive internal injury. AA falls to the floor and spits up some blood. Capslock and Stank turn to the crowd and raise their arms in victory, proud of the fact that they appear to have killed The Chickenshit Heels. Of course their lack of paying attention allows AA to hit a low blow on Stank that sends him to the ropes. Capslock lunges for AA but AA crawls between his legs and escapes. AA rolls into the ring and taunts Capslock to come in after him. Capslock climbs onto the apron and is about to step between the ropes when AA charges over and tries to kick the ropes, but Capslock is onto his tricks and reaches out and smacks AA upside the head with a big fist. The shot sends AA to the mat rear end first. Capslock steps into the ring and moves toward AA who scoots back until he is trapped in the corner. Before Capslock can get to AA, something charges by him and KILLS AA in the corner. It was Stank, clearly pissed off about the low blow. He catches AA with a knee to the face, and AA slumps to the mat in the corner. Stank and Lock each grab a leg and pull AA to the middle of the ring. They motion to the crowd for the Pound of Flesh and pull AA to his feet. AA fights them off with a couple of shots to the head, Capslock actually takes a step backward. The crowd pops for this, but also appears to be distracted by something else. Stank hits the ropes and suddenly tumbles over the top rope to the floor! What the hell? OH HELL! IT’S JOHNNY ADRENALINE! HE DIDN’T DIE! Adrenaline grabs Stank and slams him face first into the ring post, Stank hits, spins around and drops like he has been shot. Inside the ring, AA tries a clothesline, but Capslock ducks and hits AA with a solo 3D! Capslock pulls AA off the mat and hauls him to his feet and puts him on his shoulders and starts an airplane spin! After several revolutions, the referee gets a little too close and gets clipped, he goes flying. Finally Capslock drops AA and staggers around the ring, too dizzy to see Johnny standing there with a chair! Adrenaline raises the chair and SLAMS it down on Capslock’s head, staggering the big man. Another shot drops him to one knee. Finally Adrenaline, with rage in his eyes, rears back and swings with all his might and SMACKS the chair across Capslock’s face! Capslock drops to the mat, barely conscious. AA somehow gets to his feet, but still has to hold onto the ropes to keep his balance. He makes his way over to the referee and pulls him to his feet using his belt. Adrenaline, meanwhile, pulls Capslock to his feet and tries an Adrenaline Rush, but he can’t get Capslock up. He motions to AA and AA staggers over, and between the two of them they get Capslock up and hit the ADRENALINE RUSH! AA floats over and covers, while Johnny gets to his feet and gets tackled by Stank who just now made it back into the ring. Johnny holds on like a spider monkey to keep Stank from breaking it up and AA gets the one, two, three!
WINNERS in 19:11 – The Chickenshit Heels
IHOP & THE AMNESIAC vs. GODS & MONSTERS & ERIC O’MAC – OOWF Campeonas de Trios Title MatchGods & Monsters come to the top of the ramp, without Selena, and have a look of murderous rage across their faces. They are joined by Eric O’Mac who makes it a point to show off his wedding ring to the camera along with a sinister laugh. The trio heads to the ring and IHOP and The Amnesiac are announced. SYB, Skurge, the Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth and Fezzik come out to the top of the ramp, but The Amnesiac is nowhere to be seen. We soon find out why. The Amnesiac hops the rail after making his way through the crowd and slides into the ring and attacks Eric O’Mac from behind. He takes O’Mac to the mat and hammers him mercilessly. Eric’s partners come to his rescue and grab The Amnesiac and pull him off of Eric. This inspires SYB, Skurge, Fezzik and The Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth to rush the ring. SYB and Skurge slide under the bottom rope, and Poe and Tytan immediately release The Amnesiac and turn to them and HAMMER them with brutal shots. Poe grabs SYB by the throat and throws him into the corner and beats him down to the mat. Tytan tries to grab Skurge, but Skurge ducks and hits the ropes and springs off the bottom rope and flies toward Tytan, Tytan catches him in mid air and CHOKESLAMS him to HELL! The Amnesiac is back on Eric and has him in the corner and is brutalizing him with kicks. Tytan walks over and grabs The Amnesiac from behind and lifts him onto his shoulder, Eric quickly recovers and hops to the top rope and leaps off connecting with a leg drop/back body drop combo. Meanwhile Poe pulls SYB to his feet and military presses him and throws him out of the ring at Fezzik, but Fezzik catches him and gently sets SYB down on his feet. The referee finally tries to restore order, and it appears that Eric and The Amnesiac are the legal men. Eric covers The Amnesiac but he rolls his shoulder at two. Eric pulls Amnesiac to his feet and tries a whip to the ropes, but The Amnesiac reverses it and Eric hits the ropes instead. The Amnesiac drops to the mat and Eric steps over him, The Amnesiac is back to his feet and catches Eric with a knee to the gut, then a swinging neck breaker. The Amnesiac covers for a two count, then pulls Eric up and throws him into the champs corner and tags in Skurge. Skurge snap mares Eric out of the corner and connects with a drop kick to the back of the head, then slams Eric back to the mat and covers for another two count before Tytan comes in and breaks it up with a boot to Skurge’s face. Skurge pulls Eric to his feet and whips him to the ropes but lowers his head a moment too soon and Eric catches him with an elbow to the back of the head, then a running knee lift. Eric reaches out and tags in Poe. Poe steps over the top rope and explodes into the ring, nearly decapitating Skurge with a clothesline, then running to the corner and knocking SYB and The Amnesiac with elbows to the side of the head. Skurge gets to his feet and Poe lifts him by the throat and throws him into the corner and hammers him with shots to the midsection, then sends him to the ropes and nearly decapitates him with a big boot to the face. Poe falls on Skurge and covers, but only gets a two count. Poe quickly pulls Skurge to his feet and sends him to the ropes and tries a side slam, but Skurge spins up Poe and takes him over with a head scissors. Poe quickly gets to his feet and lunges at Skurge, who ducks under his arms and tags in SYB. SYB comes into the ring and as Poe turns back around, they hit TOTAL ELIMINATION on the big man! SYB Covers Poe, but Eric comes in and breaks up the pin at two. SYB pulls Poe up and backs him into the corner and tries to whip him across the ring, but Poe holds onto the top rope and pulls SYB back to him and catches him with a forearm right to the jaw. SYB hits the mat dazed and Poe drags him to the Gods & Monsters corner and tags in Tytan. Tytan unleashes a series of chops to SYB trying to cave his chest in, then sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound in a big bear hug. SYB howls in pain, but frees himself after a few moments by gouging Tytan’s eyes. SYB staggers and tags in The Amnesiac while Tytan tries to regain his sight. The Amnesiac springs to the top rope and leaps, connecting with a back elbow to the face that sends the big man to the mat. The Amnesiac makes the quick tag to Skurge, and the two of them grab Tytan like they are going to put him in a double Boston crab, then Skurge reaches back and tags in SYB. Skurge and The Amnesiac fall backward, and catapult Tytan right into the charging SYB who hits him with a double sledge to the face, HEBREW HAMMER! Tytan falls to the mat clutching his face, SYB falls on top of him and The Amnesiac and Skurge run interference to keep Poe and Eric from interfering, the referee hits the mat and counts one, two, thre….NO! Tytan manages to roll his shoulder! SYB stares at the referee in shock! Poe and Eric both take Skurge and The Amnesiac out of the ring and they brawl around ring side. SYB recovers from his shock and pulls a still dazed Tytan to his feet and sends him to the ropes, then bounds off the ropes himself going for a clothesline, however Tytan side steps just slightly and lowers his head and SLAMS head first into SYB’s face! SYB goes down like he had been shot, blood pouring from what is almost certainly a broken nose, and that is a pretty massive break for a pretty massive beak! (Solomon, Fred. IM chat, 1:02:16 pm, 10/25/08). SYB struggles to get off the mat, blood pouring from his face. Tytan, meanwhile, has fallen to one knee in the middle of the ring, having absorbed a pretty big hit himself. On the outside, Poe and Tytan fight up the ramp, neither man giving an inch. Meanwhile Eric grabs The Amnesiac and whips him toward the guard rail, The Amnesiac shows his agility and leaps onto the guard rail and springs back at Eric, but Eric moves out of the way and The Amnesiac slams onto the floor hard. Eric looks into the ring just in time to see the collision between Tytan and SYB. Thinking fast, he climbs onto the apron and leaps to the top rope and hits a FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH on SYB! SYB is dead! Eric grabs Tytan and shoves him on top of SYB then leaps over the top rope and hammers The Amnesiac. The referee hits the mat, and makes the three count, we have NEW OOWF Campeonas de Trios champions!
WINNERS in 27:11 – and NEW OOWF Campeonas de Trios Champions – Gods & Monsters and Eric O’Mac
SEAMUS MCNASTY vs. ALEXANDER DARLING vs. CHRIS COLE vs. DAMON WRATH – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchThe challengers are announced first, Damon Wrath is announced and comes to the ring first, then “The Main Event” Chris Cole, then finally DEA member Alexander Darling. They come to the ring and wait in the middle of the ring while the OOWF Onslaught Champion Seamus McNasty is announced and he comes to the ring, drops off his title and rolls under the bottom rope. Seamus gets to his feet and eyes his opponents, he pauses for a moment at his former partner Damon Wrath and they bump knuckles. This is a fatal four way match, so all four men can be in the ring at one time. Whoever scores the first pin fall is the winner. The bell rings and Darling immediately comes after Seamus, but before he can get there Cole slams Darling on the back of the head with a forearm. There is still some lingering bad blood between those two. While Darling and Cole are renewing hostilities Damon Wrath turns to Seamus and they start trading furious punches like this is a Saturday night at the local Irish pub. Seamus stuns Wrath with an elbow to the temple, then tries a clothesline, but Wrath ducks it and catches Seamus with a half nelson slam that folds him in half. On the other side of the ring, Cole has Darling in the corner and is blistering him with chops to the chest. He lets Darling stagger forward a few steps, then rocks him with a European uppercut that sends Darling back into the corner. Cole checks to make sure the referee is preoccupied with Wrath and McNasty, then puts Darlings legs on either rope, and NAILS him with a swift kick to the jewels. Darling falls off the ropes and rolls out of the ring to the floor. Cole turns his attention to Wrath and Seamus, and sees Wrath hit Seamus with the half nelson suplex. Cole runs across the ring and falls on Seamus and gets a two count, before a nasty kick to the face from Wrath breaks it up. Wrath pulls Cole to his feet and hits an inverted atomic drop, then bounds off the ropes and catches Cole with a stiff flying kick to the face that sends him across the ring. Seamus is back on his feet now, and he spins Wrath around and hits a hot shot on the top rope, snapping Wrath’s head back and sending him to the mat. Seamus covers Wrath, but from outside the ring, Darling reaches in and rakes Seamus’s eyes breaking up the count before he can even get a one count. Darling crawls back into the ring and pulls Seamus up and hits a hangman’s neck breaker on him, the hits the ropes and drops a knee across his forehead. Darling looks like he is going to go for the pin, but he sees Wrath getting back to his feet, so he kicks him in the mid section and drops him to the mat with a DDT. Darling gets back to his feet just in time to duck a clothesline from Cole, Darling grabs him and hits a side Russian leg sweep then floats over and covers Cole, but he kicks out at two. Darling is back on his feet, and he grabs Seamus as he gets up and sends him to the ropes and connects with a perfect drop kick to the jaw. Darling springs to his feet and sees Cole on one knee and lines him up for the Randy Orton kick of Doom, but Damon Wrath grabs him from behind and hits a dragon suplex! Darling lands with all his weight on the back of his neck, but Wrath cannot make a pin attempt, because Cole explodes to his feet and catches Wrath with a kick to the side of the head that sends him out of the ring. Seamus rolls out of the ring on the other side and waits for Wrath to get to his feet, then charges and clips his knee sending him back to the floor. Seamus pulls Wrath up and slams him face first into the Flemish Announce Table, then hits the BLACK AND TAN on the floor! Wrath is OUT! Inside the ring Cole is on top of Darling hammering him with closed fist shots to the face. Seamus slips into the ring and grabs Cole from behind and traps him in a dragon sleeper trying for the submission. Cole fights for his life and refuses to give up, but you can tell his consciousness is starting to fade. Alexander Darling gets to his feet and charges at Seamus and KILLS him with a clothesline! Cole falls to the mat, dazed, and Darling falls on him and gets a two count, but Cole manages to roll his shoulder. Darling throws Cole out of the ring and pulls Seamus to his feet. Alexander Darling sets Seamus up for a pile driver, but Seamus backdrops Darling out of it. Darling gets to his feet and Seamus catches him with a straight right that sends Darling back to the corner. Seamus puts Darling on the top rope and looks like he is going to try a Celtic Cross, but as he climbs to the second rope, Damon Wrath slides into the ring and charges and spears Seamus! Seamus falls to the mat, all the wind knocked out of him, and Wrath covers him and gets the one, two, NO! Alexander Darling leaps off the middle turnbuckle and drops a leg across the back of Wrath’s head! Darling pulls Wrath up and fires him out of the ring to the floor. Darling pulls Seamus up, and we see Cole on the outside on his feet watching the action in the ring. Darling grabs Seamus and hits a DARLING DRIVER! This one is over! Darling falls on top of Seamus, one, two, NO! Chris Cole is in the ring, he pulls Darling up and throws him out of the ring, right into Damon Wrath who had just got to his feet. Darling pulls a stunned Seamus up and hits the HEADLINER! He covers, one, two, THREE! New Onslaught Champion!
WINNER in 22:11 and NEW OOWF Onslaught Champion – “The Main Event” Chris Cole
PHANTOS & LUCIOS vs. FEAR US – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchFear Us, LD Williams and Outback Jack, are announced first and make their way to the ring. They climb between the ropes and bump knuckles, and LD stays in the ring, he will start things for his team. “God Blessed Texas” blares over the PA system, and the crowd boos vehemently. The OOWF World Tag Team champions Phantos and Lucios come out, and the boos only get louder. They ignore the taunts and jeers of the crowd and make their way to the ring. The champs step between the ropes and hand the titles to the referee and have a brief conference in the corner. Phantos stays in the ring, and Lucios steps out of the ring onto the apron. The referee calls for the bell, and this one is underway! Phantos and Williams slowly circle and lock up, Phantos immediately catches LD with a knee to the mid section and hip tosses him to the mat, and connects with a drop kick to the back of the head. Williams immediately spins to his feet and Phantos catches him with a spinning heel kick to the jaw that sends LD back into the corner. Phantos looks pretty proud of himself and charges into the corner and tries a monkey flip out of the corner, but LD grabs Phantos and hits an inverted atomic drop, then LEVELS Phantos with a clothesline. Phantos rolls to the champions corner and looks at Williams, then tags in the larger Lucios. Lucios storms into the ring and he and LD lock up, Lucios pushes LD to the ropes and tries a clubbing shot to the chest, but LD ducks under it and escapes behind him. Lucios takes a step toward Williams and Williams takes him over with an arm drag, then tags in Outback Jack. Jack charges in and catches Lucios with a bulldog as he gets to his feet. He rolls Lucios over and gets a one count, but Lucios powers out of it easily. Jack pulls Lucios to a sitting position and locks him in a side head lock, but Lucios quickly gets to his feet and shoves Jack to the ropes. Jack rebounds and Lucios takes him down with a shoulder block. Jack pops back to his feet and Lucios scoops him up and slams him to the mat. Lucios bounds off the ropes and drops a big leg across Jack’s chest and covers, but doesn’t even get a one count. Lucios pulls Jack to his feet and tags in Phantos. Lucios whips Jack to the ropes and drops to the mat, as Jack steps over Lucios on the rebound, Phantos catches him flush on the jaw with a drop kick. Phantos showboats a bit, then makes the cover, but doesn’t even get a two count. Phantos pulls Jack to his feet and peppers him with shots to the face, then hits the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Jack ducks and sends Phantos to the far ropes, Phantos rebounds and leaps in the air and lands on Jack’s shoulders and tries to snap him over with a hurracarana, but Jack holds onto him and walks to the Fear Us corner and tags in LD Williams. Jack drops to his knees, delivering a sort of tombstone pile driver to Phantos, and holds him there, while LD runs the ropes and connects with a drop kick to Phantos face. Phantos falls to the mat and Williams immediately pounces on him and locks him in a cross face, but Phantos is too close to the ropes and he reaches out and forces the break after only a few seconds of suffering. Williams drags Phantos to the middle of the ring and drops an elbow across his chest, then grabs Phantos legs and locks him in a figure four in the center of the ring. Phantos howls in pain, and he is trapped right in the center of the ring. Lucios feigns coming in, which draws Outback Jack into the ring as well. While the referee is getting Jack out of the ring, Lucios comes in and grabs his partner’s arms and drags him toward the champion’s corner. The referee turns around just as Lucios is leaving the ring, and runs over to admonish him, and while his back is turned, and much to the delight of the crowd, Jack runs in and grabs LD’s arms and pulls the pile back to the middle of the ring. Phantos has been trapped in the move for a long time, and he begins to struggle to turn the move. He gets the move turned about half way, and LD releases the hold and gets to his feet and pounces and locks on the STF! Phantos is in trouble, but it doesn’t last long as Lucios rushes into the ring and kicks LD in the face breaking the hold, however this also brings Outback Jack into the fray. Jack charges across the ring and tackles Lucios and both men tumble between the ropes and fall to the floor. Inside the ring, LD Williams pulls Phantos to his feet and DRIVES him to the mat with a belly to belly suplex, but before he can cover and get a count, Gods & Monsters storm the ring and attack Lucios and, perhaps inadvertently, Outback Jack. LD Williams leaves the ring and joins the brawl, Phantos gets to his feet and quickly runs the ropes and dives between the ropes and nails Tytan. While they are brawling, The Chickenshit Heels skulk to ringside holding steel chairs and stalk Phantos and Lucios, but before they can use the chairs, Drink & Destroy rush from the back and attack Adrenaline and AA! The four teams brawl around ring side, and the fight spills into the crowd as well! Bodies fly everywhere and the referee has given up any hope of restoring order on this one. He slips back into the ring and starts a very fast ten count, and declares the match a double count out!
WINNER – double count out in 11:41
DAVIN MORELAND vs. VOLDSOHMET – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchThe OOWF Intercontinental champion Voldsohmet Hansen comes out and pauses at the top of the ramp. We see his face is painted to look like a skull, making him look quite creepy, he has also adopted the name Voldsohmet for this match. Voldsohmet looks out across the crowd for a moment, then holds up his title and the crowd roars their approval. Voldsohmet shows the camera his taped fists with “DHM” written across it, and we hear him say “this is for you” as he heads to the ring. Voldsohmet steps between the ropes and hands off his title and is ready for a fight. The World champion Davin Moreland is announced next, and he comes out with Samantha Darling by his side. The crowd shows their extreme displeasure with the champ by showering him with debris and boos. Moreland laughs it off, ignoring the catcalls and heading to the ring. Once at ring side, Davin’s demeanor changes abruptly. He hands the title to the referee and gets a serious look on his face while glaring at Voldsohmet across the ring. The referee holds the world title up for all to see, but Voldsohmet doesn’t take his eyes off Moreland for a second. The ref calls for the bell and this one is underway. Voldsohmet slowly walks to the center of the ring, you can see he is struggling mightily to control his emotions. Davin tries to play on Voldsohmet’s rage by mimicking the fireball motion that put Magnusson out of action. Voldsohmet looks down at the canvas for a moment, slightly trembling with rage, then POPS Moreland with an open hand slap across the face! Davin’s hand immediately goes to his face, and now it is his turn to wear a look of rage. Moreland and Voldsohmet lock up and immediately start trading shots to the head. They roll around the ropes, neither man able to keep much of an advantage. The referee tries to break them up, but quickly realizes it is a fool’s mission. He lets them fight, and after several minutes of brutal back and forth action, Davin takes several stiff shots to the face in a row that has him staggering back across the ring. Voldsohmet gives him one final big shot that sends Davin to the mat, but to his credit he pops right back to his feet and catches Voldsohmet with a scientific thumb to the eye. Voldsohmet struggles to regain his vision while Davin hits the ropes and charges, but Voldsohmet recovers and catches the champ with a THUNDEROUS spine buster! Davin hits the mat and immediately rolls under the bottom rope before Voldsohmet can make a cover. Davin is uncharacteristically upset on the outside, and Samantha Darling immediately comes over to comfort him. She whispers something in his ear and Davin immediately calms down, looks at Voldsohmet waiting inside the ring and gets a sly look on his face. Moreland takes his time getting back into the ring, and when he finally does step between the ropes, Voldsohmet charges and catches the champ with a hard chop to the chest. Voldsohmet whips Davin to the far ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon. Davin drops an elbow down on the back of Voldsohmet’s head, then whips him into the corner, sending him shoulder first into the ring post. Voldsohmet drops to one knee and grabs his shoulder, but Davin doesn’t give him a second of rest. He grabs his arm and wrings it, then steps between the ropes and guillotines Voldsohmet’s arm on the top rope, dropping off the apron to the floor. Voldsohmet staggers away from the ropes and drops to his knees in the middle of the ring grabbing his shoulder. Davin is quickly back into the ring and he catches Voldsohmet with a stiff kick to the shoulder, then tilts his head back and hammer him with rapid punches to the temple. The referee warns Davin about the closed fist punches, but he ignores him and switches it to elbows. Davin drops repeated elbows down across Voldsohmet’s forehead, mixing in a few cross faces as well, leaving Voldsohmet’s nose bloody and possibly broken. Davin leaves Voldsohmet on his knees and hits the ropes and connects with a running boot to the back of his head that slams Voldsohmet’s face into the canvas, sort of a flying curb stomp for lack of a better term. Davin looks at Voldsohmet, lying face down on the mat, and grins a bit, then rolls him over and hooks the leg, but Voldsohmet kicks out at one. Davin pulls Voldsohmet to his feet and whips him into the corner and follows him in with a clothesline, then grabs Voldsohmet by the head and tries A REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER out of the corner, but Voldsohmet holds on to the top rope and pushes Davin off. Moreland hits the mat, and Voldsohmet waits in the corner for him to stand up. As he does, Voldsohmet charges attempting a clothesline, but Davin catches him with a power slam for a two count. Moreland mounts Voldsohmet and hammers him with shots to the face, covers again, and once again gets a two count. Davin scoops Voldsohmet off the mat and drops him near the corner and climbs to the top rope. Is Moreland going for a moon sault? Holy shit he is! Moreland makes it to the top rope when Voldsohmet recovers his senses enough to get to his feet and charge to the corner and push the champ off. Moreland flies through the air and slams THROUGH the Welsh Announce Table! HOLY SHIT! The champ may be dead. Voldsohmet steps between the ropes and pulls away some of the carnage and sees a dazed Davin Moreland under the wreckage. We see Voldsohmet grab Davin by the head and hit repeated shots to the face. We can’t see Davin, but after several shots, the white tape on Voldsohmet’s hands has turned a disturbing shade of red, so we know the champ is in trouble. Voldsohmet finally stops and pulls Moreland to his feet, and sure enough, he is oozing blood from a nasty gash over his eye. Voldsohmet heads toward the ring with Moreland, making sure to add a head butt to the cut just to make it a little worse. Voldsohmet rolls the champ under the bottom rope and climbs between the ropes and drops an elbow across his chest and covers. Voldsohmet gets a two count, but Davin rolls his shoulder at two. Hansen pulls Moreland to his feet and sends him to the ropes and hits another THUNDEROUS spine buster! The crowd erupts sensing that Hansen has the match in hand. He covers Davin and hooks the leg and gets another two count. Hansen looks a little frustrated, but pulls Davin up and traps his arms and hits him with repeated head buts to the face, then lifts him onto his shoulders and DRIVES him to the mat with a DVD. Another cover, another two count. Hansen gets to his feet and climbs the ropes in the corner and the big man waits perched on the top rope. As Moreland gets to his feet, Hansen leaps trying for a clothesline, but Davin catches him in mid air and hits a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER! Moreland drapes his arm across a dazed Hanesn’s chest and gets the one, two, three!
WINNER in 30:29 – Davin Moreland
After the match, Samantha Darling rolls into the ring to help Davin to his feet and hands him the title. Davin staggers a bit, then holds the title above his head and the crowd boos. Alexander Darling, Phantos and Lucios and Firewoman join him. They pull Spin Hansen to his feet and Davin is about to HAMMER him with the title when Drink & Destroy and Fear Us hit the ring. They brawl around the ring and ring side for a few minutes before DEA thinks better of things and escapes to the back. Spin remains inside the ring staring daggers at Davin as he backs up the ramp, looking as confident as ever with his world title draped over his shoulder.
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