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Post by mooseheadjack on Mar 9, 2009 11:02:58 GMT -5
Chris Evans is seen visiting the nearby hospital in Louisiana, where Tyson Kincaid has been moved to.
Evans: Hey Tyson.
Tyson: Evans? What are you doing here? Shouldn’t you be following Fire around somewhere like a little puppy?
E: Cute. Very cute.
Evans takes a look at Tyson. All the tubes remind him of when Firewoman was there.
Man, you got pretty fucked up on Sunday. So how are you doing?
Tyson: How am I doing? How am I doing?! WHat the fuck do you think? I’m fucking pissed, that’s how the fuck I’m doing!
E: Alright, alright, calm down.
T: Don’t fucking tell me to calm down man! First off, I didn’t get my revenge on that bitch Firewoman like I wanted to, and then the fucking asshole I used to call partner, Tytan, decides to try taking me out for no reason at all.
E: Dude, you went 60 minutes with Fire. You pretty much settled things right there. You both beat the ever-loving shit outta each other. Even through all that, you shook hands. You two even hugged each other. I know there’s still something between you two, but that’s between you guys.
Tyson stammers a bit trying to find words to counter.
T: I…I…shut up man! Keep thinking whatever you want. I only did that because she gave me a good match, that’s all.
E: That’s not what I got from it.
T: I said drop it!
E: Alright, alright. And as for Tytan, dude, I have no idea what’s going through that guy’s mind or what he’s truly capable of. Hell, he blew up Phantos and Lucios’ pickup truck last night. The guy's fucking psychotic. Firewoman’s one of the toughest wrestlers in this whole company, and I know she could take on the Tytan of old without much of a problem. But this new Tytan, he wants to cripple her in any way possible, be it physically, emotionally, or mentally, and he'll take out anyone close to her to prove it.
T: Well, that’s something I’ll worry about that when I come back this week. So, you have any idea who my opponent is?
E: Um, Tyson…
T Do I get a shot at that bastard Tytan?
E: No, Fire’s got him this week in her rematch for the Intercontinental title.
T: Yeah, that makes sense. Well, what about you?
E: I’ve got my hands full with Bryce Larson this week. Tyson, you’re not….
T: Oh please don’t tell me I’m facing Damon Wrath. I mean I know I may be in a bit of rough shape, but I deserve…
E: TYSON!
T: What?
E: You’re not on the schedule. You’re out, indefinitely.
T: I’m….wait, WHAT?! What the fuck do you mean I’m out indefinitely?! I can still go. Get me GM The Rick on the phone; I’ll get this straightened out. I have to, I…
Evans can’t take Kincaid’s blabbering and slaps him.
T: Ow, man, what the fuck?!
E: For the love of God, shut the fuck up!
T: I’m in pain. Why the fuck did you slap me?
E: I know, probably not the best thing to do to a guy in a hospital bed, but I did that to try to knock some sense into you. Listen to yourself. Hell, look at yourself. You know that having just a regular match with Fire is rough. You going 60 minutes with Fire was pretty much a guarantee that you would end up in this bed. But doing that in your condition, you’re lucky you’re not in a casket right now and you damn well know it.
T: *Sigh* I know, but…dammit, I need to get that bastard back! He could’ve ended my career, and whats worse? He was smiling while he did it!
E: Look, I understand what that feels like. You remember a few weeks ago? Tytan gave me a Steiner Screwdriver on a fucking chair! He nearly broke my fucking neck! But the fact of the matter is, we may be able to beat the old Tytan by ourselves, but you take this new Tytan and add in Ultimo Inc, and none of us, not even Fire, stands a chance by themselves.
T: So what? We just lay down and let him have his way with us?
E: There’s no fucking way I’m gonna allow that to happen. That’s why I had an idea.
T: You’ve got a plan to take down Tytan?
E: Not just Tytan, all of Ultimo Inc.
T: And how, pray tell, do you propose to do that?
E: It’s a little something that I’ve been working on for some time now. It’s a bit of a work in progress, but if this works out as it should, this business between Fire and Tytan should be finished once and for all.
T: I gotta hear this. What did you have in mind?
E: Alright, here’s the basics of it.
Evans looks behind him.
E: Hey cameraman, you wanna get the fuck outta here?!
Evans stands up and walks to the cameraman, who wisely backs away out of the door. Evans closes the door.
E: Alright, here’s what I’ve got in mind.
*fade to black*
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Post by mooseheadjack on Mar 9, 2009 11:04:47 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem Live! From Springfield, Louisiana
CHRIS COLE vs. ALEXANDER DARLING
The music starts and a white strobe light begins to bounce through the arena and the first thing heard is ”There Can Be Only One.” That leads directly into ”Prelude 12/21.” The drum beat of “Prelude” hits and The Darling Twins take a step onto the ramp. They don’t move until it finishes and a blue spotlight focuses on them. ”Princes of the Universe.” fires up and they do the whole slow-motion entrance which the crowd hates so much. They roll into the ring to the usual chorus of boos, but this seems to be a half-hearted display by Alexander Darling, who looks distracted. Maybe he's thinking about his match later tonight (should he choose to write it) with Eric O'Mac later? Anyway, Alexis rolls out of the ring, and “Master of Puppets” fires up. “The Main Event” Chris Cole makes his way down the ramp to a big face pop; and Cole seems more energized of late. He climbs into the ring and looks at Fall River's Own Angelo Barros, indicating he's ready to go. Barros calls for the bell, and WE'RE UNDERWAY!
Cole and Darling circle to starts; and Darling is actually avoiding the trash talk for a change. So is Cole for that matter. They lockup, and it seems to be a bit of a stalemate; but Cole gets a surge of energy and shoves a stunned Darling into the corner. Cole follows up with a Running Shoulder block which takes the wind out of Darling. Cole hits a couple of CHOPS (WHOO!) when Barros finally gets involved and calls for the break. Cole backs up, and with mock applause gives Darling the clean break; and the crowd approves. Darling shakes out the cobwebs, and walks over to lock up again, but Cole drills him with a Knee in the Gut, followed quickly with a SWINGING NECKBREAKER. Cole covers, and gets a solid 2-count. Darling tries to scramble up, but he's WHIPPED to the ropes by Cole. Cole tries to hit a Clothesline on the rebound, but Darling ducks it and hits the far ropes. Darling leaves his feet and tries for a Flying Burrito, but Cole CATCHES Darling in midair and hits a POWER SLAM! A quick cover there gets a 2-count as well. Cole drags up Darling, and WHIPS him HARD into the turnbuckle...so hard that Darling hits the mat, and is holding his back. Cole walks over to Darling and locks in his head, he's got him up for a DELAYED VERTICAL SUPLEX, but Darling slides out the back door, and hits a LUNGBLOWER.
Both men are down, but Barros only gets to a 3-count before they're back up again. Cole, trying to keep his advantage, charges across at Darling; but Darling BACK BODY DROPS Cole over the top rope! Darling hits the far ropes, and TOPE CON HILO on Cole! Now the presence of Alexis Darling looms large, as Alexander pulls Cole up. They hit the MCMG MEMORIAL DOUBLE DROPKICK, and Cole is nearly broken in half. Darling manages to get Cole on his shoulder, and just drops him Face-First into the Barrier! Cole comes up from that with a nice little gash that's dripping blood. Darling WHIPS Cole into the Ring Apron, and you can hear the air leave Cole's lungs. Darling hits a couple of Ring Apron Face Smashes on Cole, and when Barros' count hits 5, Darling starts to climb into the ring, and then gets right in Barros' face. Why? Here comes Alexis again, snapping off a Sick HURRICARANA followed up by some not-so-technical High Heel Stomps to the Face. Finally Barros looks to the outside, and Alexis holds her hands up, because she's totally innocent. Cole manages to lunge for the apron at 8, and roll into the ring just before the 10-count. Darling is on him immediately, stomping away, using the ropes for leverage, until Barros shoves him away. Cole pulls himself up by the ropes, and we see just how rough he's looking right now. Darling comes over and tries to hit a Release German Suplex, but Cole hangs onto the ropes, and Darling hits the mat. Cole tries to follow up, but Darling kips up, and surprises Cole. He grabs him, loooooong DELAYED BRAINBUSSSSTAHHHH! Cole might be dead! Darling covers, and Cole rolls his shoulder just as Barros' arm was dropping for the third time. Undeterred, Darling seems to have a plan, and drags Cole up one more time. He goes Old School and DESTROYS Cole with a DDT! Darling floats over, and locks in a STF!
STF is locked in, and Cole is in big trouble! First, he's got to shake the cobwebs from the DDT, and once he does that, he realizes he's in a STF. Cole is FADING, but he's not giving up, and is eventually able to rock until he rolls over and manages to get to the ropes. Big reaction from the crowd there. Darling takes the whole 5-count to let Cole go. Barros backs Darling up as Cole pulls himself up. Darling quickly lets the crowd know “It's Over”, and quickly pulls Cole to his feet, and GOOZLES him! It must be Darling Driver time! He gets Cole up, but in one motion, Cole REVERSES into an EDGE-O-MATIC and both men are down! Barros reaches 5, and Darling is to his feet first, but Cole LUNGES at him and nails him with a CHOP BLOCK! Cole hops on Darling's back, and just starts blasting him with CROSSFACES, until Darling looks looped. Cole hops up and hits the near ropes. He tries to Drop an Elbow, but Darling rolls out of the way just in time! Darling is up and grabs Cole's bad arm, and locks it in, turning into LA MAGISTRAL! 1, 2, NO! Cole just does get out of it. Darling runs right at Cole, and Cole CATCHES him, then hitting a SPINNING SPINEBUSTER! Now it's Cole's turn to tell the crowd it's over! He goes to Darling and locks him in. He's going for the HEADLINER, but he can't pull him up! One last try, and Darling HANGS ON tries for a BACK BODY DROP! But COLE hangs on and ROLLS DARLING UP! 1, 2, 3! Just as Darling kicked out! This has to be considered a bit of an upset, folks! WINNER in 12:41 by PINFALL...CHRIS COLE!
BRYCE LARSON vs. CHRIS EVANS
Iron Maiden’s “The Trooper” blasts through the arena as Chris Evans makes his way to the ring. As he’s getting checked by Hightower, Black Sabbath’s “War Pigs” leads Bryce to the ring. Hightower checks him as well, and Bryce can be seen telling Hightower to call the elbows right this time. The bell rings and we are underway!
Evans and Larson lock-up, jockeying for position. Neither man gains an advantage and they break the lock-up. They exchange looks of mutual respect and go back in for the collar & elbow tie-up. Once again, neither man can get the upper hand and they break the hold. A third tie-up sees Chris get Bryce into a hammerlock. Bryce eventually reverses out of it, locking Chris in a hammerlock of his own. Chris is able to counter and get back onto the good side of the hammerlock. He pushes the back of Bryce’s knee with his foot, sending him down to the mat as Chris locks in a deep arm bar. Bryce makes it up to a knee, arm dragging Chris over. “Lionheart” holds on, taking Larson over right after. Both men get to a knee and stare at each other.
They meet in the center of the ring for another lock-up, and this time Larson gets out first, twisting Evans’ arm two times. Larson follows this up with a knife-edge chop to the chest, causing the crowd to “Wooo!” in response. Evans responds with a chop of his own! Bryce goes for a third chop, but Chris ducks, goes behind and gets a waist lock. Evans takes Larson down amateur style, spinning to the front to lock in a front chancery. Larson gets to his feet, and flips Evans over with a Northern Lights Suplex for two! Larson flips back over, pulling Evans to his feet as well. Evans immediately rolls Larson into a small package that also gets two. Both men pop up to their feet, and Larson hits the ropes. Chris goes down to a shoulder tackle, and Larson bounces off the opposite ropes and goes for an elbow. Evans moves, going for an elbow of his own. Evans misses as well, and both men get to their feet. Evans and Larson go for simultaneous dropkicks, each popping up to one knee for a stalemate more than ten minutes into the match! The crowd applauds in approval.
Both men circle each other, looking for the right opportunity to strike. Neither can find a good opening, so they lock-up once more. Evans is able to grab a side headlock, and then takes Larson over to the mat. Larson uses the momentum to roll-up Evans for two. Evans goes right back to the side headlock on the mat, really squeezing on Larson’s ears. Hightower asks (because he has to), but there’s no quitting at this point. Bryce rolls Chris over for a two count once more, but “Lionheart” refuses to relinquish the headlock, as it’s been applied for several minutes at this point. Larson attempts to get a head scissors on Evans, but he fends it off, maintaining the headlock. Larson tries again, but is unsuccessful. Third time’s a charm, as Larson is able to break the headlock and trap Evans in the head scissors. Evans works his way around, and is able to free his head where he’s facing Larson. He makes it to his feet and nails Larson with a seated dropkick to the mouth! Larson rolls out of the ring to catch a breather.
Evans follows Larson outside, which proves to be a mistake. As soon as Evans slides under the bottom rope, Bryce meets him with a knee to the gut. He then rams Chris’s head into the announce table, then sends him into the guard rail. He grabs a vacant chair, setting it up and sitting Chris down on it. Bryce then heads to the opposite railing, charges and connects with an Ole’ Kick! Bryce drags Chris to the opposite guardrail, but doesn’t stop there, sending him right over the rail! Bryce hops the rail as well as fans scamper to get out of the way. Larson lifts Evans up and lands a suplex on the concrete floor! Both men are down, but Bryce is up first. Bryce grabs an empty chair, folds it up, and throws it onto Chris on the floor! He does the same with another! And another! About ten fans in the area start to do the same until Bryce stops them. He then tosses Evans over the rail, and hops over as well. Bryce then rolls Evans into the ring, and immediately goes for a cover, only getting two. Bryce drags Chris over to a corner, ascends the ropes and goes for a moonsault. But it misses! Both men are down and Hightower applies the count. 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…Bryce makes it to a knee and Evans pulls himself up in a corner, and the count is stopped at nine. Bryce sees Chris in position, and charges the corner. Chris is smart to the charge and moves out of the way, and Larson’s head connects with the turnbuckle. Chris rolls Bryce up and gets two. Bryce rolls sideways out of the pin attempt, which gives Chris an opening for the Lion’s Den! Evans has it cinched in tight, right in the middle of the ring!
Hightower asks, but Bryce doesn’t give up. He’s fading though, and might pass out from the pain. Hightower raises an arm once…twice…three times but NO! Bryce’s arm doesn’t fall the third time. Bryce finally makes it to the ropes, but instead of breaking, “Lionheart” simply drags him back into the center of the ring, and flips back over into the Muta Lock! Bryce has been locked up for several minutes as Hightower asks, but Bryce won’t quit. Bryce is able to wiggle a leg free, and pulls his knees up under him. He pops his body up, causing Chris to flip back over. Bryce takes the opportunity to lock in a front chancery, and hit several knees to Evans’ head. Bryce then flips over in a Last Chancery!
This time its Chris Evans locked in the submission for several minutes, but he refuses to quit. He is able to shift to the side, effectively breaking the hold. Bryce flips back around, knees him in the head and flips back over into the Last Chancery once more. But this time Evans knows what works, rolls to the side and gets Bryce’s shoulders trapped underneath. 1…2…3—NO!
Evans pops up thinking he won, and Bryce is asking Hightower if he just lost the match. Hightower says even though his hand hit the mat a third time, the shoulder got up right before it slapped. Hightower informs the time keeper that it was officially a 2.999999999999999999999999999999993999999 count. Unofficially, this could be the closest two count in history, verification will take weeks. That three in there could mess things up.
With forty five minutes gone in the match, Bryce charges Chris into the corner, setting him up on the top turnbuckle. Bryce then lifts him up in suplex position for the Transporter. Bryce makes it across the ring and suplexes him into the opposite corner. He sets “Lionheart” up once more, but Evans kicks Bryce away three times, finally connecting with a Tornado DDT out of the corner for a two count. With Bryce down, Evans immediately connects with a Lionsault that also gets two. Bryce makes it to his feet, but Evans comes off the ropes with a Clothesline from Hades! That lariat garners another near fall, but Larson barely kicks out. Evans sets Larson up with an Irish Whip and hits the Blue Thunder Bomb! Evans heads to the corner and climbs to the top turnbuckle, but slips for a second. He regains his footing, but Bryce jumps to the top rope and suplexes Chris off into a Top Rope Falcon Arrow. 1…2…3-NO! That fall was just as close as the last close one!
Less than ten minutes remain and both men refuse to lose. Evans gets to a knee, and Bryce charges. Shining Wizard! He hits a second one--then completes the third of three Shining Wizards. Harry, Ron & Hermoine! Cover…1…2…NO! Bryce gets Chris into a seated position, locking up one arm with his legs. He goes for the other arm, but Chris knows what’s coming and rolls underneath, coming up with a Lance Storm ‘esque single leg crab! He rears back on the leg, but Bryce is able to make it to the ropes with less than five minutes remaining. Bryce is favoring the leg, and Chris hits a Regal-Plex for two. Chris looks to lock in a submission, but Bryce gets him up onto his own back. Bryce stands and has locks in a Backpack. He drops down, crushing Chris’s jaw onto Bryce’s head for a Backpack Chin Breaker! Cover only nets a two count for Bryce. He sets “Lionheart” up on the top turnbuckle and connects with the Iconoclasm out of the corner. He doesn’t cover, instead doing a handstand in the corner. Handstand Swan Dive Shooting Star Press…and it misses!
Evans capitalizes and immediately hits a Codebreaker. He tries to lock in the Gogoplats, but Bryce pulls out of it. Evans connects with a kick to the face of a standing Larson, startling him as we dip under one minute remaining in the match. Chris lifts Bryce up…Atlas Quake! 40 seconds to go and he locks in the Ode to Canada. Bryce rolls through…1…2…NO! Evans charges and Bryce catches him, locks in the Stronghold. Evans does a push up, rolling through himself and rolling up Larson…1…2…NO! Both men are lying on their backs as the bell rings! WINNER in 60:00: Time Limit Draw
The crowd jumps to their feet and immediately begins chanting “Five More Minutes!” at both men. Hightower checks on both of them, immediately waiving off any possibility of overtime. The crowd changes their tune and starts chanting “Five Star Match!” at both men as they slowly get to their feet. Bryce Larson and Chris Evans stand face to face in the center of the ring…and shake hands! The crowd applauds in approval as the two competitors, completely spent, go their separate ways and head to the back.
LD WILLIAMS vs. DAMON WRATH
Damon Wrath is announced and makes his way to the ring, maintaining a stoic look on his face. He steps between the ropes and just stands in the corner waiting for his opponent. LD Williams is announced, and he makes his way to the ring to a wild ovation from the crowd. The OOWF legend steps between the ropes and doesn’t even wait for the bell, immediately charging at Wrath and catching him with several chops that back him against the ropes. Wrath tries to get his hands up to block the chops, so Williams delivers several head buts to the bridge of Wrath’s nose while keeping him against the ropes. In a matter of seconds, Wrath’s face is a bloody mess and the referee has to step between them to stop the onslaught. Wrath checks his almost certainly broken nose, taking his eyes off of Williams for just a second, but that is all the opening LD needed. Williams catches Wrath with a kick to the gut then PLANTS him with a DDT. Williams bounds off the ropes and drops a knee across the back of Wrath’s neck, then pulls him to his feet and hits a nasty swinging neck breaker. Williams waits for Wrath to struggle to his feet, then hits a knee to the gut again, then grabs Wrath and hits a Randy Orton type back breaker, except he drops the back of Wrath’s head on his knee. Wrath falls to the mat, grabbing his neck in pain. Williams pulls him up to his feet then scoops him up and ties him in the tree of woe, and lands several stiff kicks, then leaves the ring and grabs Wrath’s head from the outside and pulls it back threatening to snap Wrath in half. The referee starts the ten count, and Williams makes it in at nine, just avoiding the ten count. Williams lets Wrath fall from the tree of woe and pulls him to his feet and lifts him up and drops him with a belly to back suplex, dropping him on the back of his head again. Williams stalks Wrath, and as he gets to his feet, he locks him in a full nelson! Wrath struggles, but can’t free himself. As he moves toward the ropes, Williams snarls and pulls him back and then turns it into a sort of reverse giant swing, spinning around several times before letting Wrath go. Wrath spins in the air and slams into the mat. LD drops to one knee to clear his head, but is quickly back to his feet. Wrath uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet and collapse into the corner, as soon as he does, Williams charges in and catches Wrath with a high knee to the jaw, then bulldogs him to the middle of the ring. Williams rolls Wrath over and looks like he is going to go for the cover, but he grabs Wrath by the head and PUMMELS him with straight rights to the jaw. The referee forces the break, and Wrath gets to his feet, as soon as he does, Williams pushes the referee aside and grabs Wrath from behind and hits a trio of German suplexes, after the last one, Williams rolls Wrath over and locks him in the cross face! Wrath struggles a bit, but he has no choice and he taps out. WINNER in 4:18 – LD Williams
DRINK & DESTROY vs. THE DEAD & THIM REYNOLDS
Reynolds and Dead jump D&D in the aisle way upon their entrance and we've got a brawl right off the bat. Thim tries to squeeze Stank's head between the bars in the guardrail, and Dead pounds on FFC with lefts and rights. TR chokes out Stank with the guardrail, standing on it for good measure, but Capslock fights Dead off and backdrops him in the aisle. FFC pulls him up, but Dead grabs the beard and gives him a stiff kneelift. Reynolds is over and they double team Capslock, TR with a full nelson while Dead gets some kicks in. Stank comes back with part of the guardrail, however, and runs Dead smack dab over!! Reynolds breaks the hold and cowers away from Stank, but trips over some equipment, and Stank slams the railing down on top of him. Dead staggers up, but walks right into Capslock, and FFC decks him with a right hand. Capslock slings Dead into the crowd, and D&D look to work over Reynolds. Referee Hightower is down the aisle attempting to gain some control to no success. Stank catapults Reynolds into a large speaker, and as TR sells the rebound, Capslock takes his head off with a big boot. Stank finds a broom from somewhere and breaks it over Reynolds' head, and Capslock hits a gut wrench suplex. But when Stank comes over to follow up, Dead flies in off the guardrail and drops Stank HARD with a DDT! Capslock stalks Dead, but Reynolds trips him up and they put the boots to FFC. ADJUSTOR~! But Stank grabs a chair from a fan and PLANTS IT on Reynolds' skull!! Dead begs off, but Stank grabs him for the STANK-U~! Dead falls off the back, but Capslock catches him with a full nelson slam on the chair! Hightower's seen enough and throws the match out. WINNER - NO MATCH!
ERIC O’MAC vs. ALEXANDER DARLING – 60 Minute Iron Man Match
OOWF fans have been anticipating what we have coming next since Sunday. Eric O’Mac and Alexander Darling had planned to have a best of 3 falls match at End of Days, but those plans went awry when GMtR and medical staff decided that after 2 falls, it’d be in neither man’s best interest to finish the match that night. And now due to the advancements of medicine and OOWF’s non-existent drug testing policy, both Eric and Alex are ready to compete here tonight for a full 60 minutes. Tonight it seems like it will be Alexander coming out first as “There Can Be Only One” is heard throughout the arena. The blue spotlight turns on and it starts circling the arena as AFI’s “Prelude 12/21” starts to play. Alexander and his sister Alexis step out from the back and they are not doing the douche bag entrance. They don’t even wait for the first song to finish before starting down towards their ring. There is a distinct cut in the music from the back as it changes over to Queen’s “Princes of the Universe.” Alexander makes it into the ring a lot quicker than normal and the fans don’t really know how to respond tonight. Alexander takes a seat on the turnbuckle with Alexis directly in front of him as they wait for Eric to come out. ”Come on man…Don’t Call It a Comeback” hits and here comes Eric O’Mac to LL Cool J’s hit “Mama Said Knock You Out.” And he’s wasting no time even with a slight limp, getting to their the ring and he perches himself directly across the ring on the top turnbuckle from Alexander. Junior Hale is still our referee and he calls both guys to the center of the ring. Neither one moves a muscle as they both sit stone faced on the top turnbuckles. Hale just shrugs as he realizes both guys know what is to come, so he just makes the motion. The bell rings and WE ARE UNDERWAY.
Eric and Alex meet in the center of the ring and there is a stare down. It seems like words are being exchanged, but they aren’t audible to the rest of us. The staring contest slash trash talking goes on for just a little bit longer before both guys back up and start circling the ring. They go for a couple of lock-ups, but both guys push away and we are still at a stalemate in the early portions of this match. Hip tosses from Eric are quickly countered into arm drags from Alex. Whips into the corner from Alex are quickly reversed by Eric and it’s Darling’s back that slams into the turnbuckles. He comes bouncing out and EOM is waiting and there is a big back body drop for Alex. Eric goes over to Alex and he throws a few boots to soften Darling up and then Eric kicks in the elbow and he’s got Alex set up…Eric bounces off the far ropes, hops over Alex, and hits the other ropes before getting back near Darling…ENTERTAINING ELBOW and it misses as Alex is already back on his feet and just staring at Eric. We can hear Alex audibly yell, ”stop playing fucking games. Bring it.”
Eric kips up to his feet and shoves Alex across the ring. Alex hits the ropes and comes off and throws a hard forearm shiver to the side of Eric’s head. EOM feels the effects of that, but he shakes it off and hits the ropes himself and then he throws his own forearm shiver at Alex. And not it’s Darling’s turn to fire back. Then Eric. Then Alex. Then Eric. And back and forth. And then forth and back. Two guys who have been through a lot as both allies and enemies are now just slugging it out in the center of the ring. With each punch and shot from one to the other, you can see the raw emotion behind them and finally after what seems like forever, Alexander gets the upper hand and is able to land some punches in combination. He takes that upper hand and whips Eric into the ropes. AD goes for a clothesline, but EOM ducks under and floats over and he plants Alex with a DDT. Eric makes the first cover of the match…
One… No, quick kick out from Alex. It’s way too early in the match for this, but even Eric knows that and this just seems to be a head game. Eric gets back to his feet and brings Alex with him and now it’s his turn to whip AD into the ropes and when Eric goes for a straight front kick, Alex is able to grab the leg and he takes Eric off his feet with a DRAGON SCREW LEGWHIP. And that’s not going to be a good thing for Eric as his leg is probably not 100 percent after the damage Darling administered on Sunday. And now AD is like a predator on the attack as he systematically goes to work on Eric’s knee and back. And he takes his time doing it. Move after move is methodically and mercilessly used to try and get Eric to quit like he did just at End of Days. Eric is trying to fight back, but it’s tough on one leg and AD knows that and he uses his quickness to get behind EOM and he chops the knee out from behind once again. And now AD lifts Eric up and he hits a knee breaker before bringing Eric up and over and dropping him in a suplex. Alex follows it up with a cover and hooks the leg…
One… T…No, Eric kicks out now. But it doesn’t slow Alex down at all as he picks Eric up and whips him hard into the corner. And he does so just as the announcement is heard over the sound system, 15 Minutes Elapsed…45 Minutes Remain. Alex pays no attention to the announcement though as he charges Eric in the corner, but O’Mac sees him and he’s able to lower his head and he lifts Darling up and over onto the apron. Alex looks to grab Eric from behind, but EOM starts firing back elbows and AD falls off the apron. Eric shakes his leg a bit to get some feeling in it and then he climbs up the turnbuckle. He faces Alex who is just getting to his feet and doesn’t see Eric…Erick jumps…SHOOTING STAR PRESS and it’s a beauty. O’Mac is busting out the entire arsenal tonight as we haven’t seen him hit that move in a long time. Both guys are wiped out on the outside and the crowd begins a “Oh Oh Double Eff” chant. Eric is back to his feet first and he heads over towards the Area 51 announce table. He starts tossing the equipment off the table, but unbeknownst to him Alexander is getting back to his feet behind him. DARLING EXPRESS (think Elijah Express – two flying knees to the back) slams into Eric from behind and he crashes into the announce table knocking all the wind out of him. Now it’s Alex setting up the table as he lays Eric across it and heads back towards the ring. He looks like he’s about to get back in the ring when he stops and he hops up to top rope…he can’t be…he isn’t…he does…PHOENIX SPLASH and he and Eric crash through the table.
”HOLY SHIT…HOLY SHIT…HOLY SHIT”
And the crowd is going nuts and it takes a good 30 seconds before we even see movement from under the debris and it’s Alexander Darling getting up to his feet first. We see numerous cuts all over his body from the edges of the table, but he shakes his head clear and he leans down and starts dragging Eric’s limp body towards the ring. It takes him a lil while to get into the ring and pull Eric with him, but he finally makes it there and then he gets on top for the cover…this should be the first fall.
One… Two… Thr…NO!!! Eric gets a shoulder up. How the hell did he do that? Darling gets up and he looks to be in shock as he walks around the ring muttering. He regains his focus and heads back over towards Eric and he leans down to pick him up, but EOM rolls him up with a small package…
One… Two… No, Alex is able to roll out of it. And get back to his feet just as we hear, 30 Minutes Elapsed…30 Minutes Remain. Now Darling looks to pick up the pace as he stalks Eric once again. O’Mac is backing up and he catches Alex coming in with a sidekick. Alex tries to fight through, but Eric knows it’s coming and he uses the momentum and drop toe holds AD right into the middle turnbuckle and before Darling can react Eric is jumping up and placing a DOUBLE STOMP to the small of Alex’s back and we can see AD’s neck impact against the turnbuckle. Eric backs away from the corner and he’s just waiting for Alex to come out. Alex staggers out and turns to face Eric…he tries to go for the SMACKDOWN, but AD is fighting back with some elbows and now he changes position and looks to be trying to get Eric up for the DARLING DRIVER…but no, Eric wiggles free and slides down behind Alex. And then out of nowhere, Eric lifts Alexander up, he places Alexander’s own hand across his throat…O’MAC DRIVER and he nailed it…
One… Two… Three…
The bell rings…Eric O’Mac wins his first fall in 32:47.
Alexander is just recovering a bit and he looks shocked that he just got pinned with his own move. Eric is smirking from across the ring and this infuriates Darling who gets back to his feet and charges Eric. EOM takes a step towards the rushing Alex and he catches him and takes him down hard with a power slam. And now Eric is on the attack as he begins stomping away at Darling. He drags him to his feet and whips him off the ropes, HIGH DROPKICK from Eric connects. And Eric looks to take a quick 2-0 lead as he makes another cover…
One… Two… Kick out by AD. But the onslaught doesn’t let up as Eric stays on the mat with Alex and rolls him over and locks in THE RINGS OF SATURN. He’s got both arms locked up and Alex can’t reach out and grab the rope. O’Mac is going for the submission victory now, but Alex is not giving up. Eric really starts wrenching back now and AD is in trouble. After a good period in the hold, Darling is finally able to get up onto his knees and then he rolls over and through the hold and he winds up on top of Eric…
One… Two… Eric bridges up and out and goes for a backslide that gets two. Alexander back to his feet and he takes EOM down with a La Magistral Cradle and he gets a two count. Victory roll from Eric, Oklahoma roll from Darling and now they are just trading two counts in order to try and get what would be a crucial pin as Eric would either go up 2-0 or Alex would tie it up at 1 and we’d be back to even. After another two count from Eric after a schoolboy, it’s AD who gets to his feet first and as soon as Eric is up, he’s right back down after damn near getting his head taken off with a MAFIA KICK. Alexander is on the attack now as he leans down and picks EOM up…BRAINBUSTAAAA. And now Alex makes the cover…
One… Two… Th…No, Eric rolls his shoulder off the mat. And Darling slaps the mat in frustration as he can’t get over the hump and put Eric’s shoulders down for three. Alexander looks around for an idea, but he takes too long as Eric is back on his feet and coming up from behind Darling and he goes for a LUNGBLOWER, but Alex stays on his feet and EOM crashes onto the mat. And Eric is in serious trouble now as Darling wastes no time grabbing Eric’s legs and rolling him over…DARLING MONEY CLIP. This could be it for Eric as Alexander has this locked in and they are in the center of the ring. After the punishment Eric’s back and legs took on Sunday, there is a big question as to how long Eric can withstand the pain this move causes. Alexander is really pulling back and O’Mac looks to be on the verge of tapping, but he gets a big burst of adrenaline and he makes a reach for the ropes, but Alex pulls him back to the center of the ring at the very last second. Eric is going to have no choice but to tap or else he will put himself in a bad position for the rest of the match. Eric raises his hand and he’s going to tap, he’s on the verge…NO!!! He makes one last push with his leg and he gets Alexander to let go.
Darling still has a hold of the leg though and now he locks them up and he reaches down and grabs a hold of Eric’s arms and he pulls back…MOTHERFUCKIN’ CURBSTOMP. And Alex looks to follow that up as he hops to his feet and he climbs the turnbuckles. He’s going for DARK DARLING RISING, but before he can jump off with the Phoenix Splash, Eric has rolled to his knees and is getting to his feet. And EOM makes his way into the corner with Alex and he starts slugging away and he’s trying to get him back to the mat with a Belly-to-Back Suplex off the top rope, but not Darling is fighting back with some elbows and he pulls Eric up to the top rope as he turns around. Both guys are trading punches while standing on the top turnbuckle. EOM gains the upper hand and looks like he’s going for a SUPERPLEX, but Alex blocks it and kicks Eric down and off the turnbuckle. Before Darling can follow up, Eric runs up the ropes and looks to go for the OLYMPIC SLAM, but again Alex blocks it. AD grabs Eric’s head and slams it into the turnbuckle now and now Eric is bent over and Alex pulls him closer and he’s going for and he hits…THE DARLING BOMBSHELL…Eric’s head bounces off the canvas and Alex crawls over…
One… Two… Three!!!
The bell rings…Alexander Darling wins his first fall in 43:12.
And we are all evened up now at one fall apiece. Both guys look to take a few moments to recover, but Alex doesn’t give Eric near enough time as he’s back on the attack and it looks like he’s going to try and get a quick second pin fall as he lifts Eric up onto the top turnbuckle and now it’s Alex going for the SUPERPLEX. He gets Eric up in the air, but Eric has enough left and he changes position in midair and he lands on top of Alex and that looks like it took the wind out of Darling. Eric stays on top and Hale gets down to make the count…
One… Two… No, AD is able to kick out. And it looks like both guys are now getting a third wind as they both get to their feet and start trading punches again. And it doesn’t even seem like these guys realize they’ve been wrestling for over 40 minutes as they are back to a clinic of chain wrestling and counters and reversals. Eric finally grabs the upper hand as he catches Darling coming off the ropes and plants him in the center of the ring with a TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER. And now Eric looks to take the lead in this match as he drags Alex to his feet and he sends him to the ropes again, but he puts his head down too soon and AD catches him with a kick that stands Eric back up. Another kick to the stomach bends Eric back over and Darling goes to lift him up for the CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB, but Eric slides down the back again and now he looks to surprise Alex again as he goes to get him for the O’MAC DRIVER, but you can only pull that trick once as Darling starts firing elbows. Eric has no choice but to drop Darling and now it’s Alex’s turn to go for it, but Eric has that move well scouted and there will not be a DARLING DRIVER. Eric and Alex keep working for position as we hear 45 Minutes Elapsed…15 Minutes Remain. Back and forth Darling and O’Mac go and then WHAM, out of nowhere, Eric connects with the SMACKDOWN. He hooks the leg…
One… Two… Thre…NO!!! Alexander kicked out at the very, very last second. Eric looks shocked and he shakes his head as he slowly drags Alex to his feet. Scoop slam in the center of the ring and Eric is making sure Alex is in the right position as he heads to the outside. He climbs the ropes and is setting AD up…Eric leaps off with the O’MAC ATTACK, but at the very last second again, Alex is able to roll just enough that the move doesn’t impact as much as Eric had hoped. Both men are struggling to get to their feet now, but it’s Eric up first and Alex just a second later. Eric looks to go for another SMACKDOWN, but Alex is fighting out of that again, and he slides behind Eric. Kick to the midsection from Darling and he lifts Eric up in the air and he goes for another BRAINBUSTAAA, but Eric starts throwing knees and Darling has to drop him. Eric wastes no time and he spins AD around and he locks up the arms…VERTABRAKER in the center of the ring. Eric hooks both legs…
One… Two… Three!!!
The bell rings…Eric O’Mac wins his second fall in 49:35.
And Eric takes the lead as we head into the final 10 minutes of the match. And he stays on top of Alex and starts stomping away. Alexander is trying to cover up and he backs into the corner as Eric picks his spots to strike. Darling pulls himself back to his feet and Eric picks the wrong moment to strike as AD jumps up and locks EOM into and takes him down with a FLYING HEADSCISSORS. That’s a new move from Darling, but he can’t take advantage as Eric is already back onto his knees. Alex charges at Eric and goes for a SHINING WIZARD, but Eric ducks under the kick and he pulls Alex to the mat. Now Eric goes to lock up Alex’s legs and it looks like Eric will be trying for a CURBSTOMP, but Alex has none of that happening and he pulls his legs away from Eric. EOM is undeterred as he pulls Darling to his feet and whips him to the ropes, Eric goes for a clothesline, but AD ducks under and stops in his tracks. Eric turns around…ALMOST A REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER. Alex makes the cover…
One… Two… Thr…No, Eric rolls a shoulder. I bet if Alex had hit ALMOST A REALLY GOOD RKO, Eric would have stayed down for three, but be that as it may, AD is not giving up yet. We’re under 7 minutes left and Eric holds a 2-1 lead at the moment, but Alex is trying to even it up as he is throwing everything but the kitchen sink at Eric now…and if he could find a sink, I think it might be used. Scoop slam and Alex is just going for the pin after each move. He gets two after the scoop slam.
THREE AMIGOS get two. YAZKUZA KICK/BULLDOG combo only gets two. Even the CRUCIFIX BOMB only gets a two count and Alexander is getting really frustrated.
He drags Eric to his feet once again and now it’s his turn to whip EOM into the ropes, but this time AD makes the mistake and Eric leapfrogs over Alex who put his head down too soon. Eric is now waiting for Alex to turn around and when he does, Eric goes for the OUT OF NOWHERE DIAMOND CUTTER, but Alex has enough practice with that move that he tosses Eric away. EOM lands on his feet and turns around to charge at Alex. But he’s stopped in his tracks with a SUPERKICK. Alex wastes no time in following up with…EMERALD FROSION…I don’t believe Alex has ever hit this move in the OOWF. He’s been holding this in his back pocket…He gets on top of Eric and Hale makes the academic count this time…
One… Two… Three!!!
The bell rings…Alexander Darling wins his second fall in 54:51.
And just as Alex rolls away from Eric, the announcement is heard, 55 Minutes Elapsed…5 Minutes Remain. We are all tied up at 2 now with just 5 minutes remaining in this classic battle. At this point it may very well be sudden death where one pin fall can win this match and it seems both guys realize this as they retreat to neutral corners and look to take a breather before the final rush. It seems like they take almost a full minute to rest and it seems like both are ready. They meet in the center of the ring and there’s one last fist bump and they are back to work. And it looks like they’re holding nothing back as the punches are flying back and forth. The slams and suplexes and throws and holds are being passed back-and-forth and no one gains the upper hand until Eric makes what could prove to be a fatal mistake as he charges Alexander who grabbed onto the ropes after an Irish Whip. After Eric charges, AD back body drops him to the floor and while Eric lands on his feet, it takes him a second too long to get his bearings because he is absolutely destroyed with a picture perfect TOPE CON HILO. It looks like AD is feeling it now as he tosses Eric back into the ring and he follows him in with a SLINGSHOT PENDULUM ELBOW. He makes the cover…
One… Two… Th…Eric, gets his leg onto the bottom rope. But Alex is determined to finish this up as he whips EOM hard into the corner. He goes to charge but Eric is able to jump over and in one quick motion he bounces off the ropes and just as Alex turns around, he gets taken off his feet with a SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR from Eric. Now O’Mac is the one making the cover…
One… Two… Thr…Alexander is able to kick out. Eric shakes his head as he leans down to grab Darling once again, but Alex is able to counter and he rolls through…DEATH BY DARLING…he’s got Eric locked up and this is how he ended the match on Sunday. Eric will not be able to hold out for too long. His legs and back have to be in really bad shape. Alexander is really working the submission to try and end this. He’s had it locked in for a good 30 seconds already when we hear…90 Seconds Remaining…90 Seconds. And this spurs Alex on even more as he tries to snap back and get Eric to say I quit again. But Eric O’Mac refuses to say it again. He keeps struggling for the ropes, but Alexander is fighting him back to the center of the ring at each moment. Eric is barely holding on when…59 Minutes Elapsed…1 Minute Remaining…60 Seconds.
And Alex lets go because he doesn’t think he’s going to get Eric to tap out with just one minute remaining so he starts stalking Eric who is trying to back up even though he only has the use of one leg. AD doesn’t seem to care as he starts stomping away. Alex pulls Eric out of the corner and he looks to lift him up for the DARLING DRIVER, but Eric floats over yet again, but this time as he lands his leg gives out and he falls to a knee. Alex doesn’t let this get to him and he lifts Eric up…SMALL PACKAGE DRIVER and he keeps the legs hooked…
One… Two… Thre…NO, Eric rolls out. EOM is still trying to find a way to strike and he looks like he finds one when Alex misses a charge into the corner and Eric lifts him up from behind and he goes for an OLYMPIC SLAM, but again his leg gives out just as we hear 30 Seconds Remaining…30 SECONDS. Eric is down on the mat clutching his ankle again and for just a split second, it looks like Alexander hesitates before he starts stomping away at the leg. Eric is screaming in pain as Alex lifts him up…DARLING DRIVER and it connects, but Alex doesn’t make the cover. It looks like he knows that still won’t put Eric away. So he drags Eric into the corner and he gets him into position on the top rope…He gets back-to-back with Eric and he locks the arms…OH MY GOD…DEAL BREAKER (cop killa) FROM THE TOP ROPE…Eric may be dead… 15 SECONDS REMAINING…15 SECONDS
Alex makes the cover…
ONE!!! TWO!!! THREE!!!
The bell rings…Alexander Darling wins his second fall in 59:50.
And then just 10 simple seconds the bell rings again.
This match is over…Your winner with 3 falls to 2 is Alexander Darling.
And then after both guys recover and get checked on by medical staff, Alexander Darling makes his way over to Eric O’Mac and he helps him up to his feet and allows Eric to use him for support. It seems like they are saying some stuff to each other and there are noticeable glances to the outside of the ring where Alexis Darling is. A few nods pass back and forth and finally Eric holds out his hand to Alex. Darling almost snorts in laughter and we can see him mouth the words, “this doesn’t mean I respect you.” Eric smirks back and the two guys shake hands as Alexander helps Eric out of the ring and they make their way to the back.
Again, your winner of the 60-Minute Iron Man Match 3 falls to 2 falls is Alexander Darling.
THE HEROES GUILD vs. IHOP – OOWF Campeonas de Trios Title Match
IHOP comes to the ring first, flanked by their entourage of Fezzik, Monkh and the Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth. The three of them seem a lot more focused this week and head to the ring and climb between the ropes. Skurge remains in the ring while SYB and The Amnesiac step outside. The Campeonas de Trios champions The Heroes Guild are announced next, and Crete, Nayr and Blitz step to the top of the ramp and hold their titles high for the fans to see. They get a nice response from the crowd, then head to the ring. They hand off the belts, and it looks like it will be Nayr starting things with Skurge. The referee calls for the bell and this one is underway! The two men move to lock up, but Nayr slips behind Skurge and tries to take him to the mat, but Skurge catches him with an elbow to the temple that sends him to the mat. Skurge then spins around and kicks Nayr in the mouth before pulling him to his feet and shoving him into the IHOP corner. Skurge tags in The Amnesiac and they both pull Nayr up for a suplex, and set him on the top rope. The Amnesiac takes a few steps back from the corner and runs, climbs the corner and grabs Nayr and hits a release belly to belly suplex that sends Nayr across the ring. The Amnesiac waits for Nayr to get to his feet, then charges at him, but Nayr recovers in time and leaps in the air and catches TA with a kick to the back of the head as he passes by. TA falls into the Heroes corner and Nayr tags in Crete. Crete pulls The Amnesiac out of the corner and turns him around and flips him over in a Boston crab with Crete facing his corner. The Amnesiac starts to power out of the move, so Crete reaches up and tags in Blitz. Blitz springboards to the top rope, then drops an elbow down across the back of The Amnesiac’s head, hooks him and rolls him over and gets a two count. On the apron, SYB is screaming for a tag into the match. Blitz charges over and nails him with a forearm to the face that sends him to the floor. SYB is furious. He slides under the bottom rope and grabs Blitz from behind and sends him into the turnbuckle and starts hammering him with punches to the face. Blitz looks stunned and slumps to the mat. This brings Crete and Nayr into the mix as they try to pull SYB off of Blitz, Skurge comes in and spins Crete around and hits A CANADIAN DIAMOND CUTTER! The Amnesiac is back on his feet and he grabs Nayr from behind and hits a release German suplex that folds Nayr in half. The referee is desperately trying to regain control of the match. Skurge and Crete are outside the ring now trading punches, SYB has Blitz on the mat choking him, and Nayr is also back on his feet against the ropes, The Amnesiac tries to clothesline him out of the ring, but Nayr ducks and low bridges him, then runs over and hits SYB with a shining Wizard to the back of the head. The referee realizes he has lost control of this one, and decides to toss it out and call security before someone gets hurt. Security storms the ring and tries to separate the two warring factions, but several security workers get knocked down and the brawl eventually spills into the crowd. As the crowd is close to riot, GM the Rick brings in what appears to be “real” security and they finally overwhelm the six men and keep them on the ground. All six are cuffed and led to the back, clearly this is not over. WINNERS – No Contest in 12:11
DH MAGNUSSON vs. SEAMUS MCNASTY – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match
Seamus McNasty enters the arena first, and he looks even angrier than usual. Ignoring the crowd, Seamus climbs into the ring and stands in his corner, glaring up the aisle. D.H. Magnusson's music hits and the Onslaught Champion, newly won belt over his shoulder, steps onto the stage. He holds the title over his head, then marches down the aisle. He climbs into the ring and displays the belt again, directing some words toward Seamus at the same time. DH starts to hand the belt to referee Mel Creech, but Seamus sprints across the ring and spears him into the corner. The belt flies out of the ring, and Creech calls for the bell.
Seamus presses the advantage, pounding on Magnusson in the corner. An Irish whip is reversed and re-reversed, and DH hits the corner hard. Seamus is just a step behind him with a clothesline. DH stumbles out of the corner and Seamus plants him with a sidewalk slam. He hooks the leg and gets a two count. Seamus rolls to his feet and stomps on DH, then pulls him to his feet. He rocks DH with a couple of punches and sends him to the ropes. DH ducks a clothesline attempt and hooks Seamus, using his momentum to drive McNasty to the mat with an STO. He covers, but Seamus kicks out at two. DH rolls to his feet and catches Seamus with a running knee as he gets up. He keeps him off balance with a European uppercut, and then grabs him in a bear hug. Seamus struggles, and gets in a few shots to Magnusson's head, but can't get loose. Finally, he grabs DH's head and delivers a wicked head butt to free himself. He traps DH's arms and delivers a series of additional head butts in rapid succession, until DH is driven to his knees. Seamus grabs DH in a two-handed choke and drags him to his feet, then drives him to the mat with a sit out choke slam. Seamus sits DH up and goes to the ropes, hitting a brutal kick to the back that echoes though the arena. Seamus approves of the sound, so he does it again. He steps over DH's shoulders and grabs his legs, locking him in a stump puller. DH is in obvious agony, but he refuses to submit. He manages to grab Seamus' legs and yank him off balance. Seamus goes over backwards and the back of DH's head collides with a rather sensitive part of his anatomy, leaving both men stunned. Creech checks on both men and starts a ten count. DH starts to stir at four, and makes it to his feet by seven. He moves in on his opponent, but Seamus catches him with a punch to the stomach. DH doubles over and Seamus sends him to the ropes – Irish Car Bomb! Seamus cinches in the cross face, and Creech checks, but Magnusson refuses to submit. Slowly, he drags himself to the ropes. Creech calls for the break, but Seamus ignores him. Creech counts, and Seamus lets go at 4.9. Seamus stomps on DH, who drags himself under the ropes to the floor.
Seamus steps onto the apron and leaps, but Magnusson moves out of the way of an elbow drop. DH uses the ringside barrier to pull himself to his feet, and kicks Seamus in the head before he can get up. DH runs Seamus head-first into the ring post, then slams his face into the steel steps. He takes Seamus over with a suplex, then slides into the ring to break the count. He rolls back out to the floor and scoops Seamus up, but Seamus slides over his shoulder, landing behind DH and shoving him into the ring post. DH staggers back, and Seamus pulls him back into an over-the-knee backbreaker. Seamus slides in to break the count, then pulls DH to his feet – and drops him again as Alexis Darling strides down the aisle. Mel sees her as well, and goes over to have a chat. DH, meanwhile, has regained his bearings, and nails Seamus with a low blow. DH grabs the Onslaught title off the timekeepers table, and slams it into Seamus' head. He drags Seamus back to the ring and shoves him under the ropes. Alexis backs up the aisle, and Mel turns back to the action just in time to see Magnusson level Seamus with the Jersey Hammer. DH covers, and Mel counts One...Two...Three. WINNER, and still Onslaught Champion, in 17:26, D.H. Magnusson.
After the match, Magnusson grabs the hammer again and pulls Seamus to a sitting position and repeatedly drives the hammer onto the top of Seamus head. The crowd roars and we see someone hop the guard rail and slide under the ropes. He spins Magnusson around and we see its SPIN FREAKIN HANSEN! Spin peppers Magnusson with lefts and rights then sends him to the ropes and hits him with a thunderous SPINEBUSTER! Magnusson powders out and heads up the ramp, the whole time glaring at Spin in the ring. Spin climbs to the ropes and challenges Magnusson to come back to the ring. The fans explode with SPIN! SPIN! SPIN! Chants. He soaks it in for a few moments, then asks for a mic. It takes several more minutes for the crowd to calm down enough for him to talk.
"Nice to be back, kids. I'm sure that you've been wondering where I was... so was I. The more I tried to focus the more I lost my focus. The less emotion I showed the less heart I fought with. The deeper I got into myself, the more my demons took over. Some people can handle it a lot better than others... I guess I'm not one of 'em yet. I had to get back to my roots... the same Spin that fought against the Three Piece Set. The same Spin that is a multi-time Onslaught champion and was a three-time Tag Team Champion with my FORMER friend, D.H. Magnusson. The same Spin who only had three things on his mind-- respect, kicking ass, and having a ball doing it. The same Spin who was a proud member of Drink and Destroy and WILL ALWAYS BE!
(Cheers, D&D comes to the ring, celebration. Shadowed Figure comes to the top of the ramp, Spin looks directly at him, the two of them nod, Shadowed Figure leaves).
So everyone out there, listen up. I'm back, I'm taking no prisoners, and I'm not going to be satisfied until I'm covered in the blood of D.H. Magnusson... and anyone else who gets in my way. The old Spin Hansen is back...
(Holds out his mic to the crowd)
Crowd: AND THERE AIN'T A DAMN THING THAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!
THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK & MATTE – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
The unlikely team of Moose and Matte come out first, Moose leads the way while Matte trails behind. They climb into the ring and both of them slump into corners and sit and wait for the OOWF world tag team champions to come out. The Team From Down Under are announced and make their way to the ring, as they step between the ropes, Matte and Moose immediately get to their feet and attack them. Matte and Gator tumble between the ropes and hit the floor, while Moose keeps Jack pinned in the ropes and pummels him with fists to the face. On the outside Matte has Gator pinned against the guard rail and hammers him in the face with knees. Gator lands a couple of shots to the midsection, and backdrops Matte into the crowd, but Matte lands on his feet and grabs Gator from behind and slams the back of his neck down on the guard rail! Gator hits the floor in pain and Matte rummages under the ring and sets up a table. Meanwhile inside the ring, Moose pulls Jack to the middle of the ring and lifts him for an atomic drop, then takes him down to the mat with a STROKE! Moose slides out of the ring as well and comes back with a barbed wire bat! The referee warns Moose about the bat, but he shoves the ref aside. Outside the ring, Matte pulls Gator to his feet and lays him on the table, but Gator sees what is about to happen in the ring and rolls off the table into the ring. He gets to his feet and tackles Moose just before he can hit Jack with the barbed wire bat. The bat falls out of the ring and Gator and Jack stand Moose up and are about to go for the CALL OF THE WILD when Matte gets back into the ring and nails Gator from behind, then DROPS him with a DDT! Moose slides out of the ring and grabs the bat again. Jack grabs Matte from behind and is going to drop him with a reverse DDT when Moose SLAMS him upside the head with a barbed wire bat! The referee is about to call for the disqualification when Matte kicks him in the gut and DRILLS him with a DDT! That is going to be a fine! Matte holds Jack by the arms while Moose tears off a piece of barbed wire and wraps it around his fist and repeatedly hammers Jack in the face. They toss him aside as Gator gets to his feet and immediately attack Gator. Gator gets in a couple of shots in on Matte but the numbers game gets the best of him and Matte and Moose have him on the mat. Moose yells something to Matte, then pulls Gator up for a pile driver while Matte goes to the top rope, they are going to SPIKE PILEDRIVE HIM! Before Matte can finish the move, the crowd pops and LD Williams runs to the ring with a chair and slides under the bottom rope. Williams glares at Moose and Matte and backs them across the ring while Jack and Gator try to regain their composure. A couple of times Moose says something to LD and takes a few steps forward, but LD raises the chair and Moose backs off. Finally Gator is on his feet, but he falls back to the corner trying to clear his head. A bloody Outback Jack stands up and tries to wipe the blood from his eyes and sees LD holding Moose and Matte at bay. He slaps LD on the back in appreciation and LD turns around and SLAMS JACK ON THE SKULL WITH THE CHAIR! Outback Jack collapses to the mat in a heap! GatorBait runs out of the corner to save his partner, but Moose cuts him off and nearly cuts him in half with a spear! Matte smirks then falls to the mat and bails out of the ring. Moose picks up the barbed wire bat and repeatedly rakes it across Gator’s forehead tearing it to shreds. Williams pulls a stunned Jack to his feet and takes him to the apron of the ring where the table is set up and hits the CANADIAN DESTROYER THROUGH THE TABLE! Outback Jack is DEAD! Williams rolls back into the ring with a chair and Moose pulls Gator to his feet and LD KILLS him with a chair shot to the head. Moose lays the chair on the mat and Williams hits the CANADIAN DESTROYER on the CHAIR! Gator is dead too! Moose and Williams share a manly embrace in the middle of the ring, KZ IS BACK! They don’t get to soak up the boos too long because Stank, Spin and Lock storm the ring with bats and chairs and chase them off. WINNERS by disqualification in 1:15 – The Team From Down Under
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Post by mooseheadjack on Mar 9, 2009 11:05:31 GMT -5
TYTAN vs. FIREWOMAN – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchThe lights dim and a wall of flame flares up. A new song is heard in the arena. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tulPARGsY4YAfter the first chorus, Firewoman steps out of the flames, dressed...well, differently. Instead of her characteristic red, she is wearing all black. The effect is such that it looks like Firewoman comes out of the flames themselves, rather than through them. She poses for a minute at the top of the ramp, with red floodlights lighting the entire way (think Kane's entrance, although less Russo-spooky) as Lucky walks around the pyro. Once he gets to her side, the two stride down to the ring. Firewoman goes under the ropes, and Lucky walks up the steps. He takes her leather biker jacket, and Firewoman holds up a luchadore mask to either side of the ring. The crowd cheers. She gives the mask to Lucky, and he puts it in the side pocket of her jacket. Lucky leaves the ring to go to Firewoman's corner. Since the lights are already dim, there's nothing to do but turn off the red floodlights. "Perfection can be created...…Ultimo Inc. presents Tytan, The Wrestling Prototype for the 21st Century." Tytan rises from the underneath the stage, and is flanked on either side by Steele and Lola. They pose for a minute listening to "For The Love Of God" and then start down the ring, when they are interrupted. Somehow, Firewoman has a microphone. FW: Whoa whoa whoa....really? You can't even come to the ring by yourself? You may say I don't scare you, but your actions are certainly speaking louder than words.The trio continue down the ramp and Tytan gets in the ring, and the referee wisely gets him his own microphone. T: You just can't get it through that dense head of yours. You don't scare me.FW: Then send them to the back.T: You send Lucky to the backFirewoman makes a nod in Lucky's direction, and he immediately heads to the back, all smiles. Tytan waits a minute, considering his options. T: I have every right to have my managers at ring side.Firewoman just shrugs, and tosses her microphone out of the ring, assuming the ready position, but she says loudly enough for Tytan's microphone to pick up "You're just proving my point." Tytan turns to Steele and Lola and tells them to leave. They hesitate for a moment, but Tytan insists. He turns back toward Firewoman. T: There. You happy now?FW: Ecstatic.And she punctuates this with a left hook right to Tytan's chin. Tytan drops the microphone and the referee calls for the bell to get the bloodshed started. Firewoman continues hammer at Tytan with punches, driving him back into the ropes. The referee begins the count for the break, and Firewoman backs off at 4.5. As Tytan steps away from the ropes, Firewoman hits a right European uppercut. Tytan is seeing stars, but it's early, and that perfection is not going to go down so easily. He staggers into the center of the ring. Firewoman bounces back into the ropes and comes in for a flying elbow, but Tytan's stagger was a fake, as he gets a foot right up into Firewoman's stomach, dangerously close to those sensitive ribs. Firewoman doubles over, and Tytan lets fly with a downward elbow on to her back. Firewoman drops to one knee. Tytan kicks again at her shoulder, knocking her down. He flips her over for the pin, but, again, it's early, and she kicks out quickly. Both wrestlers get to their feet and stare each other down. Firewoman makes some sort of comment, and whatever it was, it doesn't sit too well with Tytan who lands a HUGE Bitchslap of Disrespect, that spins Firewoman around 180 degrees. He grabs her from behind and gets her into a Full Nelson. Firewoman struggles for a bit, but while no one could break the Master Lock, they were clearly just not thinking. Firewoman takes a giant step forward, while grabbing Tytan's fingers and pulling them backward. Tytan screams in pain, as fingers were clearly not meant to bend that way. Firewoman fires several elbows behind her, and Tytan loses his grip. Firewoman follows up with a back kick to the gut, that keeps Tytan bent over. She bounces off the ropes, into a Jumping DDT, complete with drop kick to the legs. Tytan is down, and Firewoman gets a pin for one, two...no, Tytan gets a shoulder up, and pushes Firewoman off into the ropes. She bounces forward, and Tytan gets her with a drop toe hold. Firewoman hits the mat. Tytan reaches down to pick her up and gets her into a half nelson. He starts to climb the turnbuckle with her, for the Crash and Burn, and she's semi conscious enough to follow the path of least resistance. He gets to the top ropes, and goes for the slam, but Firewoman is able to counter and push herself away. Both hit the mat, but not with nearly the force expected. Firewoman kips up first and heads over to Tytan, and begins to stomp, but he grabs her foot, and, somewhat awkwardly, begins to stand up. Due to his height, by the time he is all the way up, Firewoman has no choice but to fall backward. Tytan drags her by the leg back to the turnbuckle, and ties her up in the Tree of Woe. He puts the boots to her, for the HOSTILE TAKE OVER, especially targeting her ribs. Is Firewoman done? Tytan pulls back to the far corner, and starts to run in, but Firewoman digs deep and rolls up. Tytan ends up spearing the ring post. He pulls back in pain, and Firewoman sees her opportunity. She leaps from the top turnbuckle, and hits a HURRICANRANA. Tytan is down, and Firewoman goes up top again. Firewoman catches Steele sneaking down to the ring, out of the corner of her eye, and shouts out to the referee. Tytan is still down, but he's in perfect positions for the Firesault. She stands, and FALLS, as Steele shakes the ropes just enough for her to lose her balance. Tytan rolls away from Moonsault central. Firewoman Orton-punts him in the head, knocking him back down, and then turns her attention toward Steele. Steele gets too close to the ropes, and she reaches down and pulls him up by the hair. He stands on the outside of the apron, as Firewoman tries to pull him into the ring over the top ropes. When that fails, she grabs the top rope, pushes herself up, and bounces her feet off the second ropes and then between the second and the third, for a missile drop kick to Steele's legs. Steele flies backward off the apron. Fire goes to the top rope and JUMPS right onto Steele. She pins his arms down with her legs and just rains rights and lefts. Steele pulls his arms up to defend, but some of those are connecting. Tytan recovers, and runs across the ring to intervene, but sees that the referee has started the count, and is at 4. Tytan relaxes, and lounges in the corner, watching. The referee counts 6, 7......Firewoman gets off Steele and flips him over, wrapping his legs around her shin for a FIRESTOMP...8....9....Just as Fire gets Steele's arms pulled back and gets ready for the stomp, the referee calls for the bell. WINNER by count out in 17:56 and STILL Intercontinental Champion - Tytan After the match, the referee hands Tytan the Intercontinental Championship belt. Firewoman is LIVID, and goes into the ring after him, but he slides out to check on Steele, but still laughing and smiling at Firewoman. Firewoman grabs the ropes and rages, but Lucky runs down to the ring, hands her her jacket, and convinces her to get to the back. POE vs. DAVIN MORELAND – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchThe crowd is amped, as they've been waiting for this match for many months now; Poe defending the belt against Davin Moreland. “Notorious” hits, and the crowd gets their “BOO” on. However, the music hits, and no one is on the ramp. This creates more booing, and finally, we see Davin Moreland, but he just walks down, and climbs into the ring; wearing some non-descript long tights and boots. Most notably however, Samantha Darling is nowhere to be seen, and neither is any posing by the former champ. A closer look shows that he appears not to have slept for a month, and he seems to be completely oblivious to his surroundings. This is so off-putting, that the crowd puts away their “boo” button for the most part. They certainly bust out their “Yay” buttons though, as “Misera Cantare” fires up. Poe and Selena appear at the top of the ramp, with Selena holding the belt up as high as she can. Pyro goes off, poses are done, autographs are signed, pictures are taken, and it all culminates with Poe climbing into the ring and handing the belt to Senior Referee Davis Hightower. He holds the belt high in the air. This match is for the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship. Hightower hands the belt to the outside and calls for the bell...WE'RE UNDERWAY! Poe initiates the trash talk early and often to start; but shockingly gets nothing back from Davin. In fact, it's not “focused attention” he's getting back, it's literally NOTHING. Poe calls for a lockup, and Davin engages him; but Poe very easily shoves Davin into the corner. Squeaky clean break from Poe. Davin takes one step out of the corner, and gets SPEARED back into the turnbuckle. Poe busts out some Batista offense here, shoulder blocks, etc. Poe nails a Back Elbow, and Davin is ROCKED. Poe thinks this might be easy, and tries for a DIAMOND CUTTER, but Davin easily shoves him off. Poe charges Davin, looking for a Clothesline, but Davin ducks quickly and grabs Poe, and nails a SPINEBUSTER! Davin lazily hits the ropes, and tries for a HOGAN LEGDROP, but Poe rolls out of the way. Poe covers, but barely gets a 1 count. Poe, moving pretty quickly, is able to grab Davin and hook him in, and gets him WAY up...and HITS THE OBELISK! Cover by Poe, and that gets a LONG 2-count before Davin kicks out. Poe, in control, pulls Davin up, and assaults him with CHOPS (WHOO!) all the way to the ropes! He WHIPS Davin to the far ropes and catches him for a TILT-A-WHIRL-BACKBREAKER! That looked awesome. Poe covers, and again gets a long 2-count; this time Davin rolls the shoulder. Poe can sense it now, and pulls Davin up again. He's going for THE PENDULUM, and gets Davin up! Poe lets it go, but Davin slides off Poe's back and NAILS a LUNGBLOWER! Davin rolls to the outside as Poe recovers in the ring. The crowd is doing a lot of murmuring; and not so much yaying or booing. This has been a weird match so far. Davin is slow to get to his feet, and doesn't see Poe busting out the TEXTBOOK SUICIDE DIVE, and Poe just killed Davin. Poe pulls Davin up and just beats the ever-living shit out of him, all the way to the STEEL STEPS, where Poe BULLDOGS Davin right on top of them. Davin rolls over bleeding. He leans Davin up against the STEEL STEPS, and jogs back a few steps. He runs, and NAILS a HIEROGLYPH! Davin limply falls to the floor. Poe rolls into the ring and celebrates, as Hightower reaches 5. Davin is on one knee at 8, and looks like he wants no part of this match and looks to the sky. Suddenly we see something snap, and Davin DIVES for the bottom rope, just beating the 10-count. Poe tries to stomp away as Davin gets in, but Davin is having none of it. He is to his feet, and just starts landing CLOSED FISTS to Poe's face! Hightower tries to pull Davin off, but is getting nowhere, and gives him a 5-count to cut it out. Davin beats the 5-count, and nails a GUTWRENCH SUPLEX! Poe bounces back up, but Davin is on him immediately, hitting the BORDER TOSS! Poe bounces up again, but AGAIN Davin is on him, and hits a SLINGSHOT SUPLEX, and this time, Poe is going nowhere, and the crowd starts to buzz as Davin heads for the top...SUICIDE LEGDROP! That might DO it! 1...2...thr...NO! Poe is JUST able to get the shoulder up! Davin looks to be a man possessed, as he pulls Poe up immediately and WHIPS him to the corner. Davin chases him in a hits a TRIPLE DROPKICK! Poe staggers a step or two, and falls on his face. Davin hits a Surfboard Hold, and then a MOTHERFUCKING CURBSTOMP! Davin yells, and the crowd doesn't know how to respond to it; it's definitely mixed. Davin goes to the top and starts, well, talking to himself it looks like, as he's staring to the sky. He takes off and Tries for the 810!!! And he EATS CANVAS as Poe just BARELY got out of the way, and he's lucky he did. Davin landed hard, and now his chin is busted open as well. Hightower starts a count. He's at 5, and Poe is actually up first, and he tries to cover, but only gets a 2 count. He gets up, and pulls Davin up too. He's looking to end it with the Crucifixion! He gets Davin up, and Davin SLIDES OUT THE BACK, and REVERSES INTO A BORDER TOSS! That was very cool. What was cooler was Poe Somersaulting in midair, and LANDING ON HIS FEET! Davin is simply shocked. Poe charges! Davin hits a DROP TOE HOLD and floats into an ANKLE LOCK! Poe simply can't handle this, and is going crazy looking for a way out. He makes a desperate dive for the ropes and gets there. Davin uses the whole 5-count, and Hightower has to literally pull him off. Davin, for the first time in the match seems to know his surroundings, and gets into it with Hightower, and it's a heated converstation, complete with a Point-To-The-OOWF-Logo spot. While this is going on, Poe is able to hit a SCHOOLBOY ROLLUP! 1, 2, Thr...NO! Davin just does kick out of it, and scrambles to his feet just long enough to EAT A SPEAR! Now it's Poe throwing the Closed Fists To The Face and Hightower has to pull Poe off, and Poe isn't pleased. HE gets into it with Hightower, and doesn't see Davin get up, or see him coming, until he turns at the last second; and defensively hits a BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! Davin hits hard and nearly bounces out of the ring! Poe glares at Hightower and stalks Davin. He signals for the Crucifixion again! He gets Davin up, and DAVIN SLIPS OUT, and a shocked Poe EATS A REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER! Davin can't capitalize, and both men are down! Hightower is to 7, and Davin is the first to stir. He drags an arm over Poe! 1, 2, NO! Poe rolled the shoulder. Davin lunges and falls on top of Poe...1...2..NO! Davin tries to regain his bearings, and by the time he turns around, Poe has him up for an OBELISK! Poe covers! 1...2...thr...NO! Davin got his foot on the rope! Poe rolls off, frustrated. He goes over to the prone Davin, and Eats a Boot to the Gut! Now Davin scrambles up, and hits a RUNNING KNEE LIFT! Davin stumbles to the ropes and bounces off, hitting a ROLLING THUNDER! Cover! 1, 2, NO! POE is up first, and he's got Davin again. He tries for THE PENDULUM, but Davin REVERSES with a TOR-NA-DO DDT! Both men are down again, and Hightower is forced to count AGAIN. The crowd is going absolutely batshit. Davin gets to his knees at 6, and looks at the prone Poe. Quickly, he grabs Poe's legs, and locks in the SHARPSHOOTER! It's a little sloppy, but it's certainly on, and it's certainly effective as Poe is writhing in pain on the mat. We can see the toll on which this match has taken for both men; and Davin looks like he's struggling just to keep the hold on. It's no surprise that Poe is able to dive for the ropes and break the hold. Davin flops to the mat. Hightower has to count yet again. Poe is up first at 6, and limps over to Davin, who starts punching him in the gut, but Poe seems impervious to attack all of a sudden. He again seems to have lost his trademark cool, and pulls Davin up while screaming at him...THE PENDULUM! Poe hops back to his feet and gets Davin up one more time. It's time for The Crucifixion! He's up, and AGAIN Davin SOMEHOW slips out! Davin tries for a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER, but Poe just barely shoves Davin off! He kicks Davin in the gut and grabs him! THE CRUCIFIXION! Poe flops to the mat next to Davin and drags his arm over, and Hightower gives the dramatic 3-count. WINNER in 19:59 by PINFALL...POE! Poe manages to pull himself up by the ropes as Selena runs in with the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship, and hands it to him. Poe holds it in the air, and gets his ovation, and goes into a small celebration, as much as his body can take right now. He looks down at Davin, who is still out, and it can only be characterized as a bizarre look, because you can see disdain, admiration, disgust, jealousy, empathy, and self-pride all in the same look. He says nothing, and just ends up walking up the ramp to the back, “leaning” on Selena on the way. By this time, Davin has propped himself in the corner, and is trying to pull himself up. He gets to his feet, and just looks absolutely lost and crestfallen. The Louisiana crowd seems to want to boo; but instead Davin ends up getting his second face pop in as many weeks, and Davin starts talking to the sky again. “Walk this Way” fires up over the PA again as Davin makes his way to the back. Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the MADNESS V PPV! Live, March 29th, from Springfield, Oregon! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem, Live! March 11th from Springfield, Texas
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